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@historiavn sent: “Can you keep a secret?” — From Anastasia Andrews to Jack Dawson ✨
Life didn’t get any better than this, did it? At least not for someone of Jack Dawson’s class— the lucky son of a bitch who’d managed to snatch the last golden ticket onto the promised ‘ship of dreams.’ Who knew that winning a mere game of poker would change his life for the better? Jack sure couldn’t have fathomed it even in his wildest dreams. Good things didn’t come his way. They were strictly for the rich, and unfortunately for him? He was severely lacking in the money department; poverty an unwanted friend. Sailing on The Titanic had always been a pipe dream of his since the cruise had first been announced. A ship that he figured he’d be forced to marvel at from afar in all of her unsinkable glory, now the very same ship whose deck he sat on watching the beautiful arrays of oranges and reds paint the sky.
What a beautiful night it was, not a single cloud to be seen within miles of the setting sun; the main reason he was out on deck to begin with. Art being his greatest passion, Jack intended to broaden his skills in trying his hand at sketching something other than another human being for once; portraits his speciality. So with his old, worn sketchbook balancing on his knee, Jack’s stare shifted between the horizon and the paper, pen dancing carefully over the page with expert precision.. that was until a voice from behind called out to him and had piercing cerulean blues dart over his shoulder to seek out the source.
Anastasia Andrews. A woman he’d met just days ago, belonging to a higher class.. yet, still treated him with respect. Rich people with manners sure were hard to come by nowadays, but luckily for Jack? She seemed to like his company. The feeling was highly mutual.
‘Can you keep a secret?’ The words finally registered in his head, and Jack couldn’t help but to shoot her a cheeky but charming smile from around the unlit cigarette hanging loosely from the corner of his lips— an old habit of his.
“Luckily for you, secrets are my specialty. Scouts honour.” Bringing a hand up to his chest just directly above where his heart lay, Jack made a playful ‘cross’ gesture with his index finger. “Cross my heart, hope to die.” That said, he closed his sketchbook to show her that she had his undivided attention. Whatever she needed to say, whether she simply needed to get something off her chest to someone willing to listen or it was eating away at her mind, Jack was more than prepared to lend a listening ear. That was just the type of person he was. “You can tell me anything and I’ll take it to the grave.” Patting the deckchair next to him, he straightened up slightly to get a better look at her. “What’s on your mind?”
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God, this goes to the top 5 worst sequels I've ever seen: the CGI, the romance angle, the characters, omfg
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“Titanic was called the ship of dreams and it was…it really was…” 🚢🚢🚢
Did I lose my mind because I drew every sparkle individually? Or did I draw every sparkle individually because I’ve lost my mind? ✨
More Dramione Titanic AU! Hermione is still Jack and Draco is still Rose but I think some things happen “the same” as the movie…like outfits! So the dress Hermione borrows from Molly Weasley (originally bought for Ginny) is Rose’s dress from the film and Draco is in Jack‘s tuxedo
Also Jack’s “to make each day count speech” at the dinner table is very Hermione coded to me
#dramione#dramione fanart#draco malfoy#hermione granger#draco x hermione#titanic au#don’t worry they live#procreate#omniluci
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Titanic junior 🚢
#titanic#boat suit guy#lego#lego photography#legophoto#legophotography#toy photography#toyphotography#toyphoto#toy photoshoot#legominifigures#toyphotogallery#toypic community#toypics#toy pics#toy photographers#outdoor toy photography#toy art#toyartistry#toys#toycommunity
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Winner of the "🚢❓️" poll: "🦭", which is another new WIP which we will be calling "selkie Kon" for the moment.
Kon misses Hawaii. Misses the easy access to the ocean, and the beach, and the sun and sky. But especially just misses the water.
Kansas doesn’t have water. Metropolis at least has a harbor and a river, and Cadmus wasn’t that far from Metropolis, but Kansas . . .
Super-speed or not, Kansas has nothing. Smallville’s got, like, ponds. A river that barely counts as one. A few creeks that everyone calls “cricks” and looks at you funny if you don’t.
But no real water. No sea. No ocean. Just . . . land. Miles and miles of flat, empty land with nothing to break it up and nowhere to go in it and nothing else whatsoever.
He fucking hates it.
Kon hates a lot of things about Smallville, though. He even hates being a Titan, sometimes.
It’s nothing like Young Justice was. Young Justice was theirs.
And Smallville is Clark’s, and just so damn small. The sky and the land go on forever, but there’s no water, no energy, no life, no depth to it. Clark loves it here, but Kon can’t understand why.
And he doesn’t love it enough to ever be here except to tell him he’s fucked up again, apparently, so what’s the point?
Kon guesses he’s just never understood Clark, though. Even when he thought he did, or at least thought he almost did.
He definitely never has, though.
He definitely doesn’t now, if nothing else.
There’s just–there’s no water here. It seems like such a stupid little thing to complain and obsess about, but it makes Kon feel held-in, crushed-down, flattened-out, trapped. It makes him feel . . .
Small, somehow. Like he’s just this tiny, isolated little thing that doesn’t belong to anything, that isn’t a part of anything, that’ll never go home again. Which–he doesn’t even have a home, so it’s not like that feeling’s wrong. Not like other people do.
The Titans don’t fix that. The open sky doesn’t fix that. Everything Clark tells him there is to love here doesn’t fix that.
Even the new name with “Kent” in it doesn’t fix that.
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🚢Boat Song Lineup & Links🚢
*links are on the boat emojis. most of the artists listed are specific to the linked versions, and many are folk songs with no single or known author. all the links are youtube links.*
🚢 32 Down on the Robert MacKenzie (Due South), Paul Gross
🚢 A Pirate Looks at 40, Jimmy Buffett
🚢 A Sailboat in the Moonlight, Billie Holliday
🚢 The Ballad of Gilligan's Isle (theme song)
🚢 The Ballad of Harbo and Samuelson, Shanghaied on the Willamette
🚢 The Bonnie Ship the Diamond, The Corries
🚢 Bluenose, Stan Rogers
🚢 Boat on the River, Styx
🚢 Canadee-i-o, Nic Jones
🚢 Come Sail Away, Styx
🚢 Day-O (Banana Boat Song), Harry Belafonte
🚢 Friggin in the Riggin, The Sex Pistols
🚢 Ghosts of Cape Horn, Gordon Lightfoot
🚢 Go to Sea No More, The Dubliners
🚢 The Good Ship Kangaroo, Planxty
🚢 Hard on the Beach Oar, Johnny Collins
🚢 Haul Away Joe, The Eskies
🚢 Highwayman, The Highwaymen
🚢 I'm on a Boat, The Lonely Island
🚢 I'm Shipping up to Boston, The Dropkick Murphys
🚢 James Craig, The Maritime Crew
🚢 The Last Bristolian Pirate, The Longest Johns
🚢 Leave Her, Johnny, Leave Her, Coda
🚢 The Leaving of Liverpool, The Dubliners
🚢 The Little Boat, The Wiggles
🚢 Lord Franklin, Pentangle
🚢 Lowlands Away, The Corries
🚢 Lukey, Great Big Sea
🚢 The Mariner's Revenge, The Decemberists
🚢 Marie Christine, Gordon Lightfoot
🚢 The Mary Ellen Carter, Stan Rogers
🚢 Mingulay Boat Song, The Corries
🚢 Mr. Andrews' Vision ("Titanic: A New Musical"), Maury Yeston
🚢 The Mistress, Dramtreeo
🚢 My Sails Are Set (One Piece live action)
🚢 Orinoco Flow, Enya
🚢 Overture/Prologue/The Launching ("Titanic: A New Musical"), Maury Yeston
🚢 The Pacific, Dave Malloy
🚢 The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything (Veggie Tales)
🚢 Proud Mary, Ike and Tina Turner
🚢 Race to be King, Seth Lakeman
🚢 Rolling Down to Old Maui, Stan Rogers
🚢 Roll the Old Chariot (sea shanty)
🚢 Round the Cape, The Longest Johns
🚢 Row, Row, Row your Boat (nursery rhyme)
🚢 Running Down to Cuba, Colm McGuinness
🚢 Sailing, Christopher Cross
🚢 Sailor's Farewell (sea shanty)
🚢 Santiana, The Longest Johns
🚢 Santiano, Hugues Aufray
🚢 Saturday, Jonathan Eng and Stephanie Hladowski
🚢 Save the Whales!, Country Joe McDonald
🚢 Ship in a Bottle, Fin Argus
🚢 Ship of Fools, The Grateful Dead
🚢 Song for the Bowdoin, Larry Kaplan
🚢 Song of the Volga Boatmen, Soviet Army Chorus & Band
🚢 Son of a Son of a Sailor, Jimmy Buffett
🚢 South Australia, Johnny Collins
🚢 Tow Rope Girls, Daniel Kelly
🚢 The Wellerman (sea shanty), Nathan Evans
🚢 The Wild Cape Horn, Friends Of The Shipyard and Fisherman's Fayre
🚢 The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, Gordon Lightfoot
🚢 Warlike Seamen, Jerry Bryant and Starboard Mess
#PLEASE let me know if any of the links are wrong or dead so i can update them#song tourney info#boat media tourney#long post
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So the writers saw Titanic and Poseidon and was like, "I can do worse."
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y/nfan001 spare hand in marriage? 💍
yourinstagram do you have a ring? if so is it a ring pop? and if it’s a ring pop is it blue raspberry?
madisonbaileybabe sheesh look at that view.. and I’m not talking about the water
y/nfan12 who took this photo is the real question and how can we thank them?
baileemadison an angel. miss you 😘
yourinstagram miss you more 🤍
y/nfan18 that’s our mother y’all
obxfan09 she gives me obx vibes… how do we get her on the show?
rudeth obx 👀
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y/nfan27 y’all see Rudy’s comment… he been commenting a lot on our girls page
rudeth sorry, I can’t help it! I’ve fallen for her just like you all have ;)
y/nfan233 RUDY PANKOW IS ONE OF US
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yourinstagram ps this photo was taken by a certain someone, i won’t tag them but they know who they are 👀🤍
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rudeth: OBX3. TOMORROW 🏝🚢
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hichasestokes there he is
y/nfan87 I’m so reaching but the island emoji is giving me a certain someone’s recent post 👀
rudyfan098 babe, you are in fact reaching lmao
obx see you tomorrow JJ
madelyncline long time no see, how you been?
y/nfan82 if the rumors are true that y/n and him are dating than i will pass out cause those two are so fine
jonathandavissoffical oh hey man
rudyfan45 he finally posted after 84 years lmao
yourinstagram insert that titanic photo of Rose saying ‘It’s been 84 years…”
rudyfan45 already one step ahead of you girl 😭
yourinstagram oh hey, my favorite character comes back!! can’t wait to fall in love all over again 😍
y/nfan123 she’s a JJ girl
yourinstagram I will ALWAYS be a JJ girl
rudeth as you should ;)
yourinstagram also I think you are kinda of cute.. actually scratch that really handsome and I will like to hang out some day :)
obxfan83 oh she’s shooting her shot… wish I had her confidence ^^^
y/nfan73 y/n I want your man
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prettylittleliars our Tabby 🖤
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obxfan10 I will do anything to have her on obx, like a n y t h i n g
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obxfan10 yes anything and glad that you agree with us cause trust us we will find someway lmao
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y/nfan176 if y’all read her interview than you all should know that SHES DATING RUDY PANKOW AND THEY HAVE BEEN DATING FOR ALMOST A YEAR NOW
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y/nfan13 rudy you have officially passed the test
rudyfan86 when will this be me? reject me already Rudy Pankow
y/nfan267 this comment wasn’t even directed towards me yet I felt butterflies in my stomach
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Titanic masterlist
Here is my masterlist full of all of my titanic works
This indicates smut *
Jack Dawson 🚢
Pretty girls make graves
Rosé Dewitt bukator 💎
There’s nothing here…
#titanic x reader#jack dawson#jack dawson x reader#Jack Dawson smut#Jack Dawson x you#rose dewitt bukater
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Titanic mood 🚢💕
#call of duty#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#ghost x soap#ghostsoap#soapghost#soap x ghost#ghoap#action figures#johnny mactavish#simon riley
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“Oh forget it Hermione…you’re as like to have angels fly out your arse as get next to the likes of him” 🚢
Titanic Dramione but with the twist that Draco is Rose and Hermione is Jack 🥰
I feel like aesthetically they fit the other way around with how I draw them (especially Draco’s floppy 90s hair) BUT I feel like character wise this way fits soooo much better
#dramione#dramione fanart#draco malfoy#hermione granger#titanic#titanic au#they live don’t worry#draco x hermione#procreate#omniluci
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USHA TITANIC MENTION!!
🌊🌊🌊🧊🚢🌊🌊🌊
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Cuando te llamen loco... recuerda, que los locos hicieron el arca, y los expertos el titanic. 🚢
#escritos#sentimientos#frases tristes#pensamientos#recuerdos#letras#frases en español#frases#citas#motivación#notas de amor#notas tristes#notas#notas de noche#notas de vida#emociones#realidad#textos#desamor#saudade#esplin#nostalgia#frase de amor#citas de amor#frases de amor#amor#amor propio#cosas de la vida#cosas que pienso#cosas tristes
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