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Danny can't taste- DCxDP Prompt
The problem with being half dead is that so are your senses. While certain foods are still as tasty as ever they are relegated to food found on offering plates like bread, fruits, cheese and wine. But Danny just wants to eat a good burger and unfortunately, those aren't offered to the dead.
This has led to Tucker and Sam burning food offerings for Danny in the past, but there has been another solution.
Danny just adds copious amounts of extra stuff to his food to satisfy his numbed tastebuds.
20 sugar packages to his coffee, a flood of hot sauce on his burgers and anything else he could get his hands on.
One afternoon after class Danny ended up meeting Tim at the Batburger on campus. There Tim watched in horror as Danny filled a cup of Sprite, added blue raspberry sour Death Ball candies to it, added citric acid, added plutonium 9 hot sauce, and extra sugar. It was the most horrifying baby blue concoction Tim had ever seen. It looked like a normal soda but it was liquid death.
And Tim wanted to try it next.
(A drink that would cause a small Victorian child to disintegrate)
#dc x dp#dpxdc#dc x dp prompt#dp x dc prompt#danny fenton#danny phantom#tim drake#red robin#deadtired#dead tired#brain dead#braindead
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DC X DP Prompt I might write
Tim: Is it weird if I want to date the ghost who raised me when I was a toddler?
Dick: Tim, what—
Tim: Because technically, he was seventeen when he babysat me, and he hasn’t aged since dying. So really, it’s like I’m dating a preserved vintage babysitter.
Dick: That’s... somehow worse.
Tim: I’m just saying, it worked in Twilight.
Dick: What part of this is like Twilight?!
Tim: Edward was 100-something and still dated a high schooler.
Dick: Edward was also a stalker with boundary issues!
Tim: And a vegetarian! So where’s the justice for my hot ghost man?
Dick: This feels less like a romantic dilemma and more like a supernatural HR violation.
Tim: Why is it fine for vampires but ghosts cross a line? Sounds a little speciest.
Dick: Sounds like you need therapy.
Tim: Already in it. Dr. Quinzel says I repress emotions. So I’m trying something new: unfiltered ghost thirst.
Dick: You’re unhinged.
Tim: I’m in love. And possibly haunted. But mostly in love.
Dick: Do not put that in your vows.
Tim: Too late. I've already titled our wedding playlist: Dead Tired: A Love Story.
#dc x dp#dead tired#brain dead#dpxdc#tim x danny#dcxdp#deadtired#braindead#dialogue prompt#story idea
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Date night after patrol
#danny phantom#fanart#danny fenton#danny phantom fanart#dc x dp#dead tired#dead tired ship#tim drake#dc red robin#red robin#braindead#dc x dp crossover#Tim deserves a break#Batman can handle the crime Tim just wants to flirt#Gotham
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Danny declares to his friends that he will marry the next person to summon him. He gets summoned seconds after, and Danny 'commit to the bit' Fenton is not about the back down from a challenge so clearly issued by the universe.
He doesn't like his options when it turns out to be a cult of middle aged corporate office workers.
But fear not Danny! For its seems someone brought along their kid and they happen to be around your age!
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Aka, Tim Drake-Wayne is coerced into participating in a summoning ritual with his colleagues to celebrate a company milestone, and ends up semi kidnapped into his own wedding.
#dc x dp#dpxdc#danny phantom#dc x dp prompt#dp x dc prompt#dp x dc#danny phantom prompt#blurbo#tim x danny#danny x tim#deadtired#dead tired#brain dead#braindead#doesnt actually have to be romantic#platonic marriages r cool too#doenst have to be NOT romatic either#maybe they fall in love later down the line#Tim 'dubious consenting marriage partner' Drake-Wayne#the office workers are horrified to see their boss be essentially accidentally sacrificed#half are worried about breaking the news to Bruce#the other half are planning Tims funeral
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Moments I can see happens in Deadtired’s life: Before they dated
It’s a bit more descriptive from the previous one idk why
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Those neon green eyes which were usually cheerful and bright, now held inexplicable darkness. Phantom’s usual easy-going character was nowhere to be seen. Instead, a man who reminded Tim of an icy jagged mountain peak, cold, sharp and unfathomable, stood in his place.
“You keep provoking me again and again… Hey, Tim, I know I’m usually too lazy to bother with things but i’m still a man.”
Perhaps because Phantom usually either had a lazy or cheerful smile on his face, which made him look easy to get along with, Tim only found out now that when Phantom puts away the smile on his face and stared at Tim expressionlessly, the hair-raising feeling that made him tense immediately prevailed.
The slightly heavier breath swept across his cheek and neck, and lowered, raspy voice was filled with intimidation. The young CEO who always had plans and schemes in his head was put in a rare position where his mind was coming in blank and stood frozen against the wall, even holding his breath unconsciously due to nervousness.
Confident azure blue eyes no longer held the daringness it had before, but was replaced by a cute and docile look, reminding others of a cute deer. Phantom seemed to be quite satisfied with the current Tim, and despite being expressionless still, Phantom returned to his previously friendly demeanour. The previously ice melted to show warmth again.
“Don’t challenge my patience with yourself again, okay?”
“……Yeah.”
Completely suppressed by the other party’s momentum, Tim subconsciously nodded, only breathing a sigh of relief once Phantom phased out of the room.
“What’s up with him?”
Tim’s back that was still pressed up against the wall, gradually slid down until he reached the carpeted floor due to his weak legs. He covered his face with his hands, but through the gaps between his fingers and his exposed ears, it’s still obvious that his face was bright red.
“He usually acts so silly and dumb... Why is he being handsome all of the sudden…”
Meanwhile, as the target of Tim’s criticisms, Danny just casually nodded and greeted the other members of the Wayne family whenever he came across them. Except for noticing the fact that Phantom’s ears were slightly green, no one would have ever thought what this ghost had done before.
Danny, who maxed out his acting talent stat for a short moment, returned to the guest room he was staying in for now and closed the door. Then he instantly squatted down and suddenly covered his face with his hands, his whole body exuding the feeling of, “it’s over, it’s over,””the bats are going to kill me,””i’m so embarrassed,””please let me permanently die now.”
“Holy shit. I actually said that??? Ancients, what gave me the guts to say that??? Fuck. Does Tim hate me now??? I think I just unconsciously used my aura as king… No, no, no, I should go find Clockwork and convince him to let me travel to the past so I can punch myself!!!”
The coward who had completely entered self-destructive mode had already started blabbing nonsensical things, but just when his shame was starting to overwhelm him, the expression of Tim, who had pinned against the wall by him before, began to unconsciously emerge from his mind.
Blue eyes, widened by shock, looked like a calm lake that suddenly had stones thrown into it under a clear sky. His slightly trembling lashes made him appear fragile, and it made Danny feel like a small, soft animal’s fur was brushing itself against his heart. His pale lips were reddened by how much he was pressing them tightly, subconsciously catching Danny’s attention.
And... remembering the heat from the feeling of his ear being gently bitten by Tim earlier, which hadn't completely dissipated yet.
—Ahhh, you can't escape, Danny.
——Just admit it, Tim.
The fingers covering their faces almost sunk into their skin, but this action didn't help reduce the blush on their faces. Although they were in two completely different places, Tim and Danny surprisingly had the same actions, both covered their reddened cheeks with their hands, squatted on the ground and tried to curl up.
——You've fallen for him! (x2)
#dc x dp#dpxdc#danny phantom#dp x dc#dcxdp#danny fenton#tim drake#dead tired#deadtired#brain dead#braindead ship#braindead#before they dated#it was actually Tim doing all the flirting#Danny doesn’t know how to flirt#but he has his moments#this is one of them I guess
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just found out about poly ship names in the dp x dc phandom
SUPERBRAINDEAD FOR Kon/Danny/Tim IMMMM DEAD AND THEN DEADTIREDCONSPIRACY FOR Danny/Tim/Bernard 😭😭😭😭 I LOVE THESE NAMES THEYRE ADORABLE (THEYRE ALSO KNOWN AS STALKER AND CRYPTIDS)
#dp x dc#danny phantom#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc#tim drake#dcxdp#dead tired#braindead#Superbraindead#Deadtiredconspiracy#tim drake x danny fenton#red robin#danny fenton#phantom#bernard dowd#kon el superboy#These ship names have my heart#They make giggle and squeal#THEYRE EVERYTHING TO ME#they make me sick#They make me INSANE#stalkers and cryptids#THATS FUNNY I LOVE IT
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James, walks into class late: Sorry, I was setting stuff on fire
Remus, looking slightly disheveled and has burn marks on his uniform: I'm stuff
#remus lupin#james potter#moonchaser#idk man#i have created this#for some reason#tired#braindead#marauders#marauders era#the marauders#dead gay wizards#i love them#i’m so normal about them#fire#ig#indian james potter#welsh remus lupin#why did I make this?#no idea#the thought was in my head#and it wouldn't go away#i should sleep#it's not even that late#it's like#9:30
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one single hot take from me before i go rewatch the reunion scene ten times and then go tf to bed.
we have a show full of queer people. every single person we encounter with the exception of the british probably is QUEER. ALL OF THEM. let that fucking sink in for a second.
and the queerness is so multi faceted and well done and reflects the realities of so many people watching it.
so if you sit down after this finale and type a post that in any shape or form calls izzy's death homophobic, "bury your gays", or anything in that direction? i need you to go outside for real. i need you to fucking log off and look at the news. maybe look at some nice queer media statistics from 2014-2016. maybe turn on the fucking tv and scroll through the programs and THEN you can come back and tell me how many queer people you saw. how many shows that are unashamedly about queerness.
yeah that's what i fucking thought you absolute twat.
if you are harassing creators over their writing choices when they are out there risking their careers to create queer media you are a vile person and i want nothing to do with you.
#alex yells at the void#ofmd2#izzy hands#our flag means death#ofmd season 2 spoilers#good omens#ineffable husbands#yeah it applies to good omens too#i am so fucking tired oh my GOD what kind of braindead takes am i seeing#y'all wouldnt have survived episode 1 of got#or any show that aired before 2020#character death happens get the fuck over it fucking hell you can be upset but dont go harassing people over it#what the hell is wrong with you
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Beautiful Ghost-DC x DP prompt
Part of the Accidental Ghost Courting AU 》 HERE
We finally get Tim's perspective on Danny
If there is one thing everyone on campus knows it's that Danny Nightingale is hot. Not in the stereotypical supermodel or Hollywood way. He was so attractive it was scary like he dropped out of a fairy tale.
Tim first saw Danny after whispers started going around. He spotted Danny in the library walking towards the observatory on the top floor.
At first glance, you'd call him a goth and there was no shortage of people who'd love to date one. It's probably why no one shuts up about him. But Tim could tell this wasn't the corporate punk type goth that he saw Damian scrolling through on his phone. Tim was quick to tease Damian and stop what would inevitably become a phase.
No, Danny had a clear style. Classic gothic...but also not. It's hard to explain. His clothes looked handmade, straight out of the 1800s. Did he thrift or make them himself? He was an astronomy major right? Or was is engineering?
Danny looked almost ethereal. Tall, lean, and almost glowing skin. It wasn't until later that Tim would be close enough to see the way his skin sort of glittered in low light.
People parted to not obstruct Danny's path as he went toward the observatory.
Everyone knew that Danny was off limits, too cowardly to get the courage to ask him out and risk rejection. So Danny remained unreachable.
Tim paid it no mind. He acknowledged that Danny was good-looking but there wasn't much else that got his attention. Danny didn't pay attention to others.
But Tim couldn't help but notice that Danny was always alone in his own little world. There was a hint of longing in him. Tim might have overheard a few things.
Danny would usually be in the library reading eclectic materials, playing with tarot cards, and studying star charts. Other days he was in the greenhouse tending to a little corner of plants he was growing. He seemed bored. He looked like he'd rather be somewhere else.
Tim might have done some research. Just scrolling through Danny's social media. Pictures of friends and graveyards. Most of the landscape photos were taken after his arrival in Gotham. Tim gathered that Danny was alone out here and far from home. He could fit in easily around here but simply chose not to.
It wasn't until that faithful day when Danny offered him a bundle of red carnations and a cup of Death Wish coffee.
"You looked like you need this." He said smiling.
And wow...that smile. Tim didn't think he'd ever see a smile like that. It was a sort of lopsided smile, a bit clumsy but sweet. Danny had elongated canines. Were they fake or was it a medical condition?
Tim didn't know how to respond to Danny's offer but he wouldn't say no to a cup of coffee.
Over the next few weeks, Tim found himself on campus more often and hanging around Danny. Danny tended to be very generous. Always gave things to Tim, most of which he made himself. That is what made it all feel genuine. On cold days Danny always had a hot cup of coffee or tea. When it was sunny he had something sweet freshly baked. When it rained he had flowers to brighten the room. When it was foggy he wanted to go find something fun to do. Danny also worked at the flower shop nearby which was said to be haunted by the old owners.
Rumors spread more and more that Danny wasn't human, like some kind of fae that took human form. Was there a chance it was true? Yes. Does that mean that Tim was going to test that?
Yes.
So Tim just wanted to test that theory and gave Danny a bracelet that looked similar to the ones he usually had. It just so happened to be made of Iron. Tim felt bad about it (kinda) but it was just genuine curiosity.
But no Danny wasn't a fae. He was incredibly happy to get a gift though so no harm done.
Another thing Tim noticed was Danny's eyes. They weren't blue like he thought. Danny had central heterochromia. He had a ring of bright green near his iris surrounded by icy blue. Not that Tim was staring at his eyes or anything, just that no one ever mentions that part when describing Danny. It's pretty notable you know. More people should know that.
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It's normal to think that.
Anyways Tim and Danny meet up when they can. Danny likes visiting graveyards and abandoned churches. Not that he doesn't like the movies or arcades because he loves that stuff. But one time after a late class he dragged Tim with him on a scenic drive out of the city to this spot he found. It was this massive cliff just far enough from the city that you could see the stars.
Tim never really gave much thought to the stars. He's seen them thousands of times especially being carried around by Kon or on the Watchtower. But right then watching Danny fiddle with his telescope babbling on about the planets and far-off galaxies, the stars felt new and wondrous.
Was this what it felt like to be normal? Just a college kid going on a spontaneous road trip with a friend, not thinking about patrols or duties.
He liked it.
Danny had a way of making him forget about the rest of the world. Someone not linked to heroes and assassins. A friend, a weird one but one he didn't have to be Robin with. He was just Tim to Danny. Not Tim Wayne, not Tim Drake, just Tim.
Because of that, he wanted to keep Danny as far from his family as possible. They already think they were dating and he'd be damned if they scared Danny away. This didn't stop them from investigating Danny and that brat wont stop spouting his opinion.
"I don't know what he sees in you. Aside from appearance, there isn't much to like." Damian grumbled.
"He must be really vain then because Tim doesn't deserve this kid." Jason responded.
"But if he even thinks about hurting Drake-"
"Yeah, we bury him."
Tim has chosen to ignore everything they say.
The last issue is Phantom.
Tim doesn't like Phantom.
The spirit had been hanging around Gotham for a while now. He lingered around the corners of the city and if he felt like it he'd interfere. In his own words, Phantom said that he dealt with the dead, not the living. Tim did some research and it's said Phantom showed up near the dying or dead as a sort of shepherd to souls. He made the transition easier for them.
So when Phantom was seem lingering around Danny he couldn't accept it. He'd be damned if he let some spooky bastard take Danny. He can't have him.
So Tim decided to invite Danny to stay with him for a few days. But a few day became a week became two weeks. Don't judge. This was just so Tim could look out for Phantom and prevent Danny from dying. It hasn't been working so far since Phantom hasn't been seen nearby.
But Tim did run into him.
"Why are you stalking Danny Nightingale?" Tim damanded.
Phantom circled overhead his spectral tail curling. His translucent body phasing in and out of the visible light spectrum.
"Stalking? I don't know what you're talking about. I don't care about chasing the living. But let's say Nightingale is an exception. He's special. But what does he have to do with you?" Phantom eyes Tim suspiciously before diving down floated inches away from Tim face. "Hmmm, I always did think you were the cutest Robin. I was right. Too bad I've got my eyes on someone else now."
And like that he dissappeared.
Now Tim was even more anxious. Phantom was definitely after Danny most likely dead or alive. If something happened to Danny he didn't know what he'd do. Its not safe out there with Phantom hanging around.
Danny was still awake when Tim returned home. He was watching some detective drama he had refused to watch with Tim because he kept guessing the plot during the first few minutes. Which was fair.
"You were out late again. Would it kill you to get some sleep now and then?" Danny sighed stretching.
Tim wanted to say "Actually I think it would. Lets not test it" and banter like always. Maybe even relax and let Danny talk about where show was on.
But Tim couldn't. Not when everything felt so surreal. Danny was just oblivious to the dangerous spirit trying to take his soul and Tim couldn't protect him.
Tim couldn't believe he was thinking this but what if Danny wanted to be with Phantom? Then what?
Tim knew that his emotions were his greatest weakness. When he did control them he does a lot of self-destructive things and he ends up hurting people especially when he's hurt.
He hugged Danny, burying his face in his shoulder.
"Danny can you promise me...that you'll stay here." He didn't care if Danny wanted to be with Phantom just as long as he doesn't leave this world and stop being his light.
The thought of not seeing Danny every day killed him. No more nagging him to eat and drink. No more star gazing. No more TV marathons. No more being dragged to spontaneous trips to the crafts stores. No more hearing the insane conversations with his friends. No more waking up on the couch with a pair of blue-green eyes looking up at him. No more Danny.
Tim felt like his heart was stopping and his stomach dropped.
Danny hugged him back putting a soothing hand on the back of Tim's neck. It was cool to the touch.
"Of course, I'll stay." Danny laughed as if the very notion he'd leave was ridiculous.
Tim's brain seemed to twist in on itself as the cascade of emotions overflowed. That laugh seemed to play over and over in his head echoing non-stop. Warmth bloomed in his chest. Dread, uncertainty, hope, and affection all blended.
Oh no..
Tim was in love.
(This got way too long. I'm not really good a romance as you can tell but I'm trying. Anyway this is a Danny fell first but Tim fell harder situation.)
#dc x dp#dpxdc#dc x dp prompt#dp x dc prompt#danny fenton#tim x danny#red robin#tim drake#dead tired#brain dead#braindead#deadtired
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WIP WEDNESDAY
Every bat has a cat.
There’s an old phrase in Gotham: every Bat has a Cat.
Like most things whispered through Gotham’s smog, it’s only mostly untrue. Technically, the only Bat who ever really had a Cat was Batman himself—and even that’s been more of a tug-of-war than a love story. Not for lack of effort on Catwoman’s part. She’s tried everything: seduction, threats, borderline kidnapping. At one point, she swore she’d adopt all of Batman’s kids just to spite him. She’s teamed up with the Birds of Prey—where a few of the Bat-daughters moonlight—and once even tried to snatch up Little Timothy Drake back when he was still Robin, dangling the offer of being her “pet stray.” It didn’t take. Timmy was too invested in feathered spandex and daddy issues.
And then there was that… incident with Nightwing. But Gotham doesn’t talk about that. Gotham forgets. Gotham represses.
Still, the saying stuck around, mostly as a joke. A rite of passage, the locals would wink: “Once the birds become Bats, they’ll find their Cat.” Like puberty, but with more rooftop flirting and potential felony charges.
It was all fun and folklore—until it wasn’t.
No one really knows when the joke stopped being a joke. When the line between myth and prophecy started to blur. All anyone can remember is the night it finally got everyone’s attention.
It happened at the grand reopening of the Gotham Museum, debuting a new exhibit on Ancient Sumerian artifacts. Bruce Wayne showed up with two-thirds of his grim duckling trio—Tim and Damian in tuxedos, sulking appropriately (Jason, the other brooding duckling has refused to come, and everyone knew Duke and Dick to be too much of sunshine boys to be part of the brooding bunch). The opening night was invitation-only, with patrons shuffled between exhibits like a very wealthy cattle drive: first Sumerian, then Medieval, then an optional wine bar where the Chardonnay was too warm.
It was during one of these exhibit rotations that Tim saw it. A flicker. A whisper of motion at the corner of his eye. Something feline, something familiar, slipping back into the shadows of the Sumerian wing.
He didn’t hesitate. He turned to Bruce and Damian, voice clipped and sharp.
“Catwoman’s here.”
As soon as Tim muttered the alert, the Bat Family trio slipped into action with the kind of silent efficiency that only years of crimefighting, trauma bonding, and tactical group chats could provide.
Bruce gave a curt nod. “We’re changing. Now.”
It took them less than five minutes to disappear from the gala and reappear as the Bat, Red Robin, and the Robin—silent shadows in kevlar and purpose. They moved through back corridors, slipping past distracted security and tipsy patrons, until they reached the Sumerian exhibit once more.
Only this time, the lights were off.
Tim frowned behind his mask. “That's not ominous at all.”
“Should we announce ourselves?” Damian asked, already reaching for his sword.
“No,” Bruce answered curtly, gesturing for silence.
That’s when the voices drifted through the shadows. Muffled, conversational, and—oddly—playful.
“I dunno, Kitty,” a teen male voice said, exasperated but not particularly hurried. “Mama said not to overindulge, and we already got most of the artifacts we wanted.”
Tim blinked. Mama? Oh great. A new Cat-themed villain with actual parental boundaries.
“Sure,” replied a teen girl, voice bright with amusement. “But look at this diamond, Stray. Tell me it’s not gorgeous. Wouldn’t it look perfect in our collection?”
There was a dramatic sigh, the kind of sigh that implied someone had already lost this argument many times before.
“Mmhhmm... you know what? Fine. What’s one more diamond in the bag?”
That was their cue. The trio advanced, silent as breath, until they reached the edge of the display hall and got their first clear look at the culprits.
It… wasn’t Catwoman.
It was a girl, sure—dressed in what looked like a Catwoman suit, but styled after a tuxedo cat, complete with white accents at her gloves, boots and torso. Her partner, taller and broader, wore a sleeker suit—blacker than night and painted to his skin, save for white hands and feet—and had a calm posture that said yes, I do this a lot and no, I’m not impressed by any of you. Both wore green-tinted goggles that glowed faintly in the dark, and both had visible tufts of snow-white hair peeking from their hoods.
Tim stared. “Okay, so… not Catwoman.”
“No,” Bruce confirmed, grim.
Damian narrowed his eyes. “They are amateurs.”
“Amateurs who just stole a priceless diamond,” Tim muttered. “And called it ‘pretty.’”
Bruce’s jaw tightened. “We move. Now.”
Batman dropped down in front of the display case like thunder in a cape, his shadow stretching long and ominous over the marble floor.
Red Robin and Robin flanked him a beat later, dramatic and ready—Tim in full tactical mode, Damian practically vibrating with the urge to stab something.
“Step away from the artifacts,” Batman growled.
The two teens froze mid-theft. The girl blinked behind her green goggles. The boy raised an unimpressed brow that none of them could see but everyone could feel.
“Oh no,” the girl deadpanned, dramatically clutching the diamond to her chest. “It’s the law.”
“Panic,” the boy muttered with a lazy smirk.
“You’re trespassing on federal property,” Batman continued, all gravel and menace. “Surrender. Now.”
“Hmm,” the girl—Kitty—tilted her head. “No thanks.”
“Yeah,” the boy—Stray, apparently—shrugged. “We’re kind of indoor ferals. Surrendering isn’t in the skill set.”
Tim lunged first. He was fast, calculated, and nearly caught her.
Nearly.
Kitty somersaulted backward over a Sumerian statue with all the grace of an Olympic gymnast raised by a jungle cat. She landed en pointe on the exhibit railing, wiggled her fingers in a “ta-ta” motion, and vanished into the shadows like smoke.
Damian growled and went after Stray. “I will neuter you.”
“Big words, Bird Boy,” Stray laughed, ducking and weaving as Damian’s staff sliced through empty air. “But you gotta catch me first.”
Batman threw a batarang—clean, perfect arc, museum-quality aim.
It bounced off the floor as Stray backflipped over it, landing in a low crouch. “Mama warned us about this. Rule number one: Don’t play fetch with the Bat, you aren't a dog, you are a cat and cats has stabdards.”
“Not that she has anything to talk about” answer Kitty, sitting over a display. “She is the first one who plays cat and mouse with him”
Tim leapt from above, a textbook ambush.
Kitty twisted in midair, caught his cape mid-descent, and used it to swing him into a wall.
“Ow,” Tim muttered from the floor, sprawled in an undignified tangle of limbs and regrets. “That’s—okay. That’s fair.”
“Gotta admit,” Kitty said, lightly jogging backward while juggling the diamond between her hands, “you guys are way more coordinated than the usual mall cops.”
“But you still can’t catch us,” Stray added cheerfully, cartwheeling away from Damian’s latest sword swipe and Batman batarang. “Seriously, has anyone ever told you three you try really hard?”
“They’re cute,” Kitty said with mock affection. “Like, ‘aw, they think they’re scary’ cute. Specially the little one, you think I can add him to my display? I always wanted a bird”
“I call dibs on the one who smells like coffee!!”
Batman’s eyes narrowed. “Who trained you?”
They shared a glance. Then, in perfect unison:
“Mama did.”
Robin skidded to a stop, scowling. “You mean Catwoman.”
Stay grinned, sharp and smug. “We call her Mama. You probably call her when you're lonely.”
“Ooooh,” Kitty winced. “He’s gonna stab you for that.”
“Let him try.”
Another dive. Another swipe. Another miss.
They danced around the trio like mischievous spirits in catsuits, leaping, tumbling, and disappearing behind columns and curtains, always just out of reach.
By the time security finally wandered in—late, confused, and holding tiny flashlights—the Sumerian wing looked like someone had hosted a parkour-themed wedding in it.
The only thing left of the mysterious teens?
A single calling card, perched atop the display case like a signature.
It was shaped like a white paw print.
Tim picked it up and read aloud, “From Mama’s kittens, with love.”
Damian scowled. “I hate cat rogues.”
Batman just stared at the shadows, his voice low. “She trained them.”
“Yeah,” Tim muttered, rubbing his sore shoulder. “And apparently, she trained them too well.”
#wip wednesday#dc x dp#dead tired#brain dead#dpxdc#tim x danny#deadtired#dcxdp#braindead#serious chaos#windy wip
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Local death god infodumps about his special interest (human bodies)
Anubis doesn't have a lot of personality in The Kane Chronicles aside from being quiet and broody (but still very unapologetically sweet to Sadie and Walt) but I imagine once he gets comfortable enough to unmask, his friends are getting an endless stream of Fun Facts About Human Biology. He is the one who invented the mummification process, after all.
On a scale of Apollo to Anubis, how excited is this god to inhabit a mortal body?
Seeing as I hail from the Venom fandom, I am 100% primed to adore this "brain buddies sharing a body and also maybe romantically involved" dynamic. I need all my fellow Venom fans to read The Kane Chronicles and bring that Symbrock energy to Walt/Anubis and Set/Amos.
This design for Anubis is shamelessly lifted from @feeshies check out his art he does great work.
#the kane chronicles#walt stone#tkc walt#tkc anubis#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo#riordanverse#he's so excited#i am working 12 hour days lately#i am so tired and braindead#but i had a vision and needed to speak it into the world#anubis is just so excited to be wrapped up safe and snug surrounded by living flesh!!#he's like a reverse Lady Amalthea#''I can feel this body LIVING all around me!!!''
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Can we cupping please?
Coffeeverse 👈 if you want to know about this verse, you can find it here.
Tim is a Cup who really needs a lot of caffeine. He feels sleepy and tired all the time, even though he drinks his coffee. (by mixing it with Redbull and Monster) Which his family has banned it from him.
So Tim determines to find a Coffee who can cupping with him without telling his family(Most of them are Cup like him). He still has a lot of cases to find information about, and he doesn't want to fall asleep on the Batcomputer.
That's why he was now walking on the sidewalk, sniffing through the air for the Coffee.
Until he smelled the most fragrant coffee in his life. He followed the scent until he saw a man who looked like he hadn't slept in many days.
He hurriedly walks up to the man before grabbing his shoulder and say in serious voice.
"Can I cupping with you?!"
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Danny didn't know what to say.
He was walking and saw some man smelling the people(which he found it's a little creepy), before he made eye contact with Danny and walked up to him.
He thought this man was gonna pick fight with him, until he asked Danny if he wanted to cupping with him.
This man was wearing a hat, glasses, and a mask. His clothes were completely covered. How can he not think that this man is some thief?
Still, he has to answer his question first.
"Can we find somewhere to talk about it?"
They found a cafe to sit, and Danny knows this man's name now. His name is Tim.
"So why do you want to cupping with me?"
"I want to find someone who can cupping with me. Cause I feel sleepy all the time."
As Tim talked, his eyes were about to close every moment, which Danny wasn't surprised.
Danny wishes he could feel a bit as sleepy as Tim. He hadn't gotten to sleep yet, because of the too much caffeine in his body.
Speak of, he can cupping with Tim right now. Tim wants caffeine, and he wants less caffeine in his body.
"You can cupping with me."
"Really?!!" Danny nodded. Tim thanks him before asking to hold his hand.
Then they had an indescribable feeling when their hands touched. Danny started to feel sleepy, which put him in a good mood. Danny had never cupping with anyone and felt this comfortable before.
For Tim, he didn't know how to describe this, but it is the best coffee he has ever tasted. Even though he had held other Coffee's hands, it didn't taste like Danny's.
They held hands for a moment before letting go. The flavor still lingered on Tim's fingertips. It made him want to hold Danny's hand longer.
And something came to their mind after cupping together. They had never felt this way with anyone before. Which mean...
"Are we..."
"I think we are blends"
"..../...."
They hadn't said anything until Tim broke the silence.
"So...do you want to go to my place? Like hang out after this?"
"Yeah, but i want some sleep first. Can I go sleep at your place?"
"Sure. While you're sleeping, I can do my work."
"Deal." "Deal."
"Lead the way, Tim."
P.S. Can Tim feel like he is more active than before? If the caffeine from Danny has some of ectoplasm?
#dc x dp#dp x dc#dpxdc#dcxdp#dp x dc prompt#braindead#coffeeverse#Tim has his own energy drink#Danny has a good sleep#dead tired ship#dc x dp crossover
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Moments I can see happening in Deadtired’s life (maybe part 1?)
Danny paused and looked at Tim who was giving him a faint smile with a gentle look in his eyes, while they walked through the mall.
Tempted, Danny reached out and hooked their pinky fingers together on one hand and lifted Tim’s chin with his finger on the other and kissed the corner of his mouth.
“Wow~ Mom, look! They’re kissing!” A little girl pointed at Danny and Tim.
“Omg! Is that Tim Drake?!” A teen girl overlapping the little girl’s voice squealed to her friend who was also excitedly gripping her back.
The mom of the girl hurriedly covered her little girl’s eyes, sighed and said, “Don’t look!”
“Tsk. Young couples these days. The world is really going on a downhill.”
Hearing her words, the stunned onlookers slowly came to their senses and whispered to the people around them. Some were also beating theirselves up for not getting a photo of the moment so they could post online.
Tim: “…”
Tim turned beat red and gripped Danny’s ear while speed walking away from the crowd.
Danny hissed but obediently followed, not resisting Tim’s grasp.
"What's the big deal? We’re not having an affair, we’re a legitimate couple."
"We are in a public place, please be aware of the impact." Tim said seriously, "If you continue like this, you’ll be sleeping alone tonight."
Danny pouted his lips and muttered to himself.
"You talk as if I don't have legs and can't go to your room by myself. Even if I can’t, i’ll just go ghost."
Tim: "..."
Hey! I heard it all!
#dc x dp#dpxdc#danny phantom#dp x dc#dcxdp#danny fenton#tim drake#dead tired#deadtired#brain dead#braindead ship#braindead
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said it before and will say it again. if you stand with islam but somehow still believe it is 'forcing' women to wear hijab and niqab you are just as islamphobic as other islamphobes. if you blame the religion itself and not the government you are islamphobic. if you think the religion as a whole is bad just because of a specific group of people you. are. islamphobic.
#levi's ted talks#not ninjago#I'm so tired man#I'm so glad I never left outside of arab countries people are so fucking braindead
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need help/ideas
I wanna do a Danny/tim/bernard/Wes soulmate au fic. Danny is gonna have tattoos, but I have no idea what kind of mark would represent Tim, Bernard, and Wes. So I need ideas pls
For any one curious about the others, Tim is gonna have touch feeling, Bernard- dreams, and Wes- red string
#dp x dc#danny phantom#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc#braindead#danny fenton#bernard dowd#wes weston#its soulmate au#soulmate au#stalkers and cryptids#Dead tired conspiracy#brain dead conspiracy
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hamasniks' inconsistency on the hostages only proves they don't actually have an actual ethical argument and are willfully blinding themselves to reality. it's the hostages don't exist and then when there's a hostage deal and some get released it's the hostages were treated well and then when hamas executes six of them it's israel did it because they keep jumping through hoops to try and justify something unjustifiable.
#i'm so fucking done with these people#they keep lying to themselves on purpose lest they ruin their innocent blorbos for themselves#i'm so tired of these braindead fucks#leftist antisemitism#antisemitism#bring them home#bring them home now#hila has spoken
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