#tiny tele talks

[young-telemachus]

*Hermes flew around the island of Ithica, his helmet and shoe wings flapping to carry him through the swift air all about the God.*

*He landed infront of the palace, with a laugh to himself, before walking inside carefully. A large grin on his face, as most usual...*

---- @its-a-little-bit-dangerous

(OCC: I saw your blog, and I was instantly like, "This is the perfect time for silly God guy!" Lol. Anyways, ello there!)

(Tele poked his head up from where he had been reading in a corner) Mr Hermes-?

[young-telemachus]

..@unhinged-waterlilly

[young-telemachus]

Hi!- I’m pretty lost..

- @the-princess-nausicaa

Well where are you from? :D

[young-telemachus]

Nausicaa runs up to Telemachus, looking exhausted and panting.

“Tele..” she gasped.

- @the-princess-nausicaa

whats wrong? (he goes over to her, checking her for wounds.)

[kindred-spirit-93]

You seem recently Teleneo obsessive

Have any head canons?

this ask was sent on april 19th (06:31 am) and ill have u know ive been in the neomachus TRENCHES since november 22nd (12:08 am) courtesy of my beloved @maruyaaya FYM RECENTLY????

i jest dw lmao, but real talk i think i used up all my hc juice when i made the pylectra post lol, so i think ill just go through how i see them individually and see where we go from there :> hope u enjoy!!

--

neo

man of the hour, my most prized blorbo & fave to torture

floofy blood red hair (think blood oranges or venous blood), 3a curls but with intentional lack of care it flattens out into limp and dull 2a waves. ive written about this too lol. shameless self plug aha

we all know the sweet innocent child corrupted by those around them trope, tis a classic, but what if neo (well pyrrhus) was the most sour and disagreeable child to ever walk the earth? not at all unlike mary lennox lol. and then he softens as he grows up a little

i like deidamia i think she has lots of angst potential (she isnt safe from me) and i think she tried her best to raise him well, but there really is no telling with the divine is there?

its complicated is all im sayin. yall know how much i love complexity lol.

anyhows, taken to war by the king of ithaca and taught the ways of men and kings, neo who is still a child is molded and forever impacted by what he sees and does at war. its upsetting to see the cycle of abuse inflicted on and later propagated by him.

here comes the part where i mention that this version of neo if u will isnt the same one from the mythos (mythos accurate neo ill be writing about very soon, but for our purposes neo here is ptsd & daddy issues on legs, and not serial rapist & all the above.)

neo has his dads olive eyes, i think with central heterochromia where theres a yellow/ gold ring around his iris. i think it would be cool if demigods had like tiny details in their appearance that would tip folks off that theres something more to ones lineage

on that note i love seeing fishy and humanoid arts of thetis achilles and neo too, i think its neat :3

having lived under the shadow of achilles (be it by the doing of others or his own) and experiencing the horrors of war first hand and hearing all sorts from camp, the image of his father essentially shatters, and since hed built his entire identity around being he son of the best of the greeks he has several crises at once. poor kid lol

im very fond of the hc of diomedes taking him in (special shout out to mt dearest @cassentia who wrote their dynamic beautifully) and being a father figure to him. he knows more than anyone what its like to be an extension of ur father, one thats fallen from grace at that (not that achilles is less revered but let me have this ok)

so they wander for a few years till diomedes establishes himself (i need to go reread for the details exactly but this is the idea)

i think diomedes would love living low key. mans exhausted all he wants are his horsies. and his not son-son (they give me hamilton & washington vibes lmao. "son-" "NOT UR SON FUCK U" *cries*)

idk this part is rusty lol but on their travels they walk into none other than the son of fellow war comrade and king; telemachus

hehehehehehehehehheehhe

neo is jealous. oh my god he is trembling with rage. absolutely furious. hates his guts. how dare he pester diomedes with questions abt odysseus? HOW DARE HE take away his not dad-dad from him? and look absolutely exquisite doing so heh

heres the thing, he sees so much of odysseus in telemachus features and mannerisms its a wonder he doesnt just combust/ choke tele right then and there. and neo being emotionally constipated/ stunted/ in denial all of it hes a ticking time bomb.

and it so happens tele is a master in diffusions and turning tables to his favour. being forced to live under the same roof as 108 men prone to violence but immune of retribution teaches u a thing or two. which brings me nicely to

tele

ah the reason ody spent so long away from home was bc if he raised tele hed be too strong. sorry thats just the truth

his mothers beauty and the shared wit and brains of his parents and his fathers patronage? girl olympus wouldnt know what hit it

anyhows i saw someone on here describe tele as fatherless behaviour on legs and its so funny im sorry.

he has odys curly floof but black like penny, tempted to give him heterochromia for funsies (brown and blue/ grey)

my beloveds cassie & babs' preemie tele/ fertility issues odypen has never once left my mind. i will never emotionally recover from this hc of theirs so im inflicting it on everyone lol.

hes both hard of hearing and diabetic (i went on a really interestinf rabbit hole of the mentions of diabetes in antiquity. fascinating stuff) also adhd & anxiety bc come on. hes like me fr

as a result he relies a lot on his sight and is hypervigilant, i think hed have migraines from all the strain. poor baby <3

wont make it too tortourous by giving him recurrent respiratory infections lol, but he does have weak wrists. gee i wonder who could teach him exercises & practice sparring n stuff with him

forever obsessed with cassies writing so im stealing her teles love for maps lol. cartographer tele folks. everyone say thank u cassie

WHICH REMINDS ME im bringing back needle work neo and in a big way muheheheheeh

let my boi stab things therapeutically. recreational stabbing *wheeze*

neomachus stuff

aight so having set the scene hopefully for both i think the dynamic is one sided rivlary -> absolute menaces to society lol.

pushing my qpr agenda. let them BE

have i mentioned neo is ✨ace✨ to me? i will in the neo post later i promise. its been on my mind for so long

my neck and back are killing me so guess whos getting chronic assorted muscle & joint pain lol. ah i love having blorbos

while im at it neo bites his nails and picks at his skin and lips. it can be a form of sh and in neos case it is. albeit not really intentional. if that makes sense lol idk.

imedas crescent shaped scars in his palms will always always be famous to me. might have been what sold me on neo to begin with lol i was mesmerised. i love angst. and pain aha <3

NEO LOVES APPLES!!

i think i mentioned it in the deidamia wip i forgor lol but anyway this boi loves his apples. hates sweet stuff (just like me wow) the sugar rush reminds him of the adrenaline rush of war. he no likey.

tele however has a sweet tooth for both of them lmao. fave fruits are grapes (so sweet they make ur throat scratchy lol)

neo also hates dry stuff. he soaks his bread in something before eating. (i eat my cereal soggy its just better that way fight me)

in my head theyre both very different but also one and the same. idk how dont ask me

yk how in pairings (to me at least this is something ive noticed) the people in question tend to have things they like that draws them to the other (be it a type or a general vibe or whatever) that snowballs into whatever it becomes later? yeah i dont want that

i think i like their relationship starting out as almost forced proximity. theyre just. in each others faces lol and for no real apparent reason something switches and the silence eases from loud to something that soothes

idk how to describe it but something changes and its not addressed. maybe theyre not even aware of the shift, it just happens. its like theyve always been like this. what do you mean they havent? idk i love it

anyhows this is all i can think of atm lol hope its to ur liking, might add more stuff in the future i need to make up for lost time aha :>

[young-telemachus]

TvT why is this so true- I didnt really see Athena tho-

made this based off my last post

[cookie-gal]

A Mini chapter to The faint hearted King (my EPIC AU)

I'm scared of leaving you

It felt like it's been like hours by now the sun was slowly down more and more but it was very slow. Penelope was getting tired.. Tired of watching her husband struggle with plowing the garden each time, a hole was made by the cow and the mechanism Odysseus stopped. Stopped and spaced out.

"What was wrong with him? Maybe he's getting tired again and is pushing himself?"

Penelope approaches him

"Hey love, are you doing okay?"

"Mmnn..."

"Is something on your mind?"

"M-maybe.."

His voice was just barley a little bit of a whisper as he puts on a timid smile for her

"Ody, is this about... y'know.."

"Y-yes"

Odysseus' throat felt dryly pained inside he let out a tiny little whimpered before he continued to explain

"I'm scared, I- I don't wanna go to war.. I feel..f-feel like I just got you.. Just earned you! And now I'm going away from you..!"

"Awh Honey..."

She opens her arms out for a hug Odysseus, dropped to his knees and hugs her waste instead

"I'M SO SCARED PENELOPE I DON'T WANNA GO! I-I CAN'T...

CAN'T JUST LEAVE YOU AND TELEMACHUS I..I.."

SO DAMN CHILDISH YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO A MAN AREN'T YOU!

"Oh Ody, I know it's hard.. Hey maybe.. you don't have to go though maybe someone can take your place instead"

(Sniffles)"Wh-what do you mean?"

Before she could explain, a young child's voice interrupts them a 4 year old child.

"Mama is dad, is dad okay? I heard yelling outside."

Ody & Penelope looked at each other with slight different expressions

Telemachus how long were you standing there?? D-did he see me breaking down just now??

"Tele, sweetie you should be in bed by now. And besides, Me and Ody were just talking about..stuff Stuff about..uhm, plowing right?"

"Y-yeah.. yeah.."

Telemachus eyes glimmered in excitement and curiosity

"Can I plow plants with you mama!"

"Sure sweetie!"

Telemachus dashes excitedly towards the handle of the machine thing trying his best to pull it with their tiny hands

Penelope smirked

"Let me handle this."

2

Odysseus felt hapless, as he watched Penelope and Telemachus plow plants together he felt like he was getting almost mocked by the world. His heart felt like it was twisting inside

He needed to leave.. but he didn't want too..

"I don't think I feel well. I'll be in the bathroom if you need me."

He turned around to see no reaction towards his comment. They just ignored him...

Am.. I really that worthless?!

Not again! He couldn't breakdown again not, in front of Telemachus! Odysseus dashed into the palace and ran into in the bathroom

"Gah.. hah... I- I can't breathe.. Calm down, just calm yourself! Please! So..so what you're leaving them for.. You will miss them too... You.. you shouldn't be breaking down like this! WHY ARE YOU D-DOING THIS!! WHY!! WHY AM I SO.. SCARED!! I.. CAN'T!!"

Screaming at the top of his lungs was only making his anxiety much worse, his heart felt like it was screaming as well too

He was so scared! He started clinching his chest tightly, hands trembling too much to fully get a proper grip on himself. What was happening to him and why it did hurt so damn much!

Breaking down two times on the same day?! Why did he have to go, why couldn't he stay home!

HOW THE HELL CAN A MAN BE SO AFRAID OF SOMETHING?! MEN AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE EMOTIONAL LIKE THIS!!

Odysseus screamed, War, death, speration from family and home, terrified him so much he couldn't take it! He couldn't stop crying and shaking intensely like a scared child the thought of war, and everything was overwhelming him.

"PENELOPE PLEASE HELP ME! I.. I CAN'T- C-CAN'T--"

All of his agonizing turmoil suddenly just stopped? He felt warm, at first he couldn't recognize the feeling.. It was Penelope? She was hugging him. Odysseus buried his face into her arms, wetting her shoulder with his tears

"Penelope..."

"Shhh, love it's alright you're okay.. I'm here.."

"Penelope..am I worthless? Why, do I feel so..."

"Don't finish that sentence and no, you're not worthless love you're my everything."

3

"Y'know I'll love you no matter what happens to you. If it wasn't for you, we wouldn't be together right?"

"But- but I... I'm a coward, I'm too scared to go war but i-I have too I-I have too I-"

"Hey instead of going how about you let someone else go for you?"

"What...? Who would want to go out there, far from..home?"

"I can go.. for you Ody~"

His heart sank once he realized what she said the thought of her thinking such thing it, it's awful!

"WHAT?! NO, PENELOPE PLEASE! YOU CAN'T I MEAN, What if... What if you get hurt and...and.. I lose you...!"

"You think I'll go down that easily honey all you gotta do is just outsmart them and then head home"

That sounded too easily almost like a trap..

"Penelope I, don't think it's that easy I.. I'm sure it's more complicated than that."

"So what, you don't think I can handle it? All I can do is just use my wits and if not that, I'll find someway out of my predicament."

"Penelope.."

She sounded super confident. Too confident, Odysseus felt very conflicted about her plan on the other hand, He doesn't go through the pain and fear of war but the idea of something happening to his wife terrified him to death!

SHE CAN'T, NO SHE COULDN'T!

What if she gets killed..!!

"DAMNIT PENELOPE PLEASE L-LISTEN TO ME! I CAN'T BARE TO SEE OR THINK ABOUT THE IDEA THAT YOU'RE HURT OR... OR KILLED OUT THERE AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE HELPLESSLY ESPECIALLY WHEN I'M THE REASON... The reason you're out there and I can't do anything about it! All because I was too afraid to go too war by... By myself.... Please Penelope.. I'm sorry... I might be scared about leaving you but... I'm more scared about losing you more..."

"Ody..."

"Penelope, please don't do this...!" I don't want you to do this!"

(Sighs)"Okay.. I won't.."

"Where did Telemachus go?"

"They immediately went to sleep after you left actually. Also sorry that I ignored you earlier, I was just trying to distract Tele for you."

4

"...I see."

Later that night, Penelope stared blankly at Odysseus as he whimpered and quivered in his sleep. Was he having a nightmare about war?

"You really are afraid of war huh."

She thought to herself as she very so gently, caressed his face

She needed to do something, Something to help her poor husband's struggles with his fear.

There is one-way but, Odysseus didn't want that.. but it was their seemingly only option

"P-Penelope.. please"

Odysseus' eyes struggled for a sec to "open". But how, was he half-awake?

"Pen...elope please... Please don't go I don't want to lose you. Please I love you.."

Penelope gently closes her sleepy husband's eyes.. And got up, and patted his sad face

"I'm sorry Ody but I can't stand to see you get hurt somehow either. And if I'm going to protect you, I'm going to have to break your heart."

She put her hand on the chest... His chest, where his old relic lied an old bow.

Penelope sighed heavily as she grabbed the old bow, dust covering her fingertips..

"It's been so long since you were used.. let's get you cleaned up shall we?"

She grabbed some tissues and gently wiped it down.

[young-telemachus]

“Tele..” she walks up to him, looking like she got the worst news in her life.

- @the-princess-nausicaa

(he looks over to her and stops what he'd been doing.) Nausi?

[dootznbootz]

When you get a chance, can you talk about some of your Telemachus headcanons, please? I love your characterization of all the Odyssey characters, and I love hearing your commentary about them and the story!

Aww thank you!!! I'm happy you enjoy my sillies! :3

Also I have the tag #Water Son for my special guy.

A Penelope (by lovely nikoisme) + an Odysseus = A Telemachus :3 (Ody and Tele by lovely thehelplessmortals)

Telemachus is his own person ofc, (And Penelope often reminds him that he doesn't need to be just like his father like other people say) especially with his personality but I love the idea of him being like a perfect mix of OdyPen. Having mom's colors (eyes and hair, paler, etc) and scales, ears, and teeth, but dad's face and curls and lot of his other physical traits. (Telemachus gets different "spots" from each parent. He gets scales from Mama and freckles from Papa :3 ) Because you could basically only discern his hair and eye color and his "naiadness", everyone thought he was gonna be more like his mom but as he got older, SO much of Dad's features came out. Basically a smaller him. (My Pen is 5'0 every time someone tries to enforce tall Penelope, I put her under the shrink ray, My Ody is around 5'11 (I know people go with short king which yeah, he's still shorter than the other Achaeans, but it's really funny for him to be SO close to 6'0 but not quite) and my Telemachus ends up around 5'9. I love the idea of a Tiny Penny standing protectively in front of her way taller, very capable boys. )

Telemachus loves pottery, even digs up his own clay from the riverbank. Penelope got him a kickwheel for his 14th birthday (Anticlea just died, then Laertes left and Telemachus was having a REALLY rough time) and he's really good at it, also there's pottery everywhere in their house and the suitors suck and they break them sometimes to upset Telemachus (Penelope has spent long nights putting broken pots back together :') she loves her son.) Telemachus brought a few of his ceramic pieces for Helen and Menelaus and they absolutely treasure them. Also for Nestor but you know. In general, know that Odysseus lovingly watches his Water Wife and Water Son eat raw fish with heart eyes.

I'm trying to be a bit more careful with the headcanons I share as I've had way too many folks take them without credit and I work really hard on my stuff so that's really frustrating

[young-telemachus]

ya..? she does all the time-? she also called you her son one time-0.0

Ody, telling his stories from war to Telemachus: and then me and athena got in a fight and she left...

Telemachus: WAIT- you were the friend athena was talking about???

Odysseus: ATHENA CALLED ME A FRIEND???

[notsogoodphotographer]

Hi i want to talk about my all time favorite camera 📸

pls ignore all my grammar mistakes, i’m not professional reviewer 😂 i just wanna talk about this camera.

This is the Sony RX1Rii, this is the third and “most recent” version of this camera. i put “most recent” in quotes because this camera is almost 10 years old. don’t like the old age fool you because this camera can keep up with the newest cameras in its niche.

This little point and shoot sports a 42mp full frame sensor. YES, F U L L F R A M E!! This tiny camera is actually smaller than all the x100 series (minus the lens on it). The camera has an incredibly sharp Zeiss Sonnar 35mm f2 glued to. This camera has 399 af points, with eye AF. The camera is incredibly fast and accurate!! the camera is pretty much a tiny packaged Sony A7Rii!

One of my favorite features of this camera is the pop-up EVF! This is a feature that was added to only this version of the camera and it’s a feature that i wish sony continued to incorporate into some of their other smaller cameras like the A7c or a6k series!

The camera does shoot video up to 1080 120fps, but does not have picture profiles such has S-log or HLG. This was a camera made strictly for photos, which is probably for the best because the battery life on this camera is terrible, any kind of prolong video shooting would absolutely burn through these batteries in minutes.

That brings me to my next point, my cons. There’s not many but i figured i’d point them out anyways for those who are interested in this camera. these aren’t make it or break it cons, these are just issues that hinder it from being the greatest camera ever released (IMO)

1) battery life, i believe it’s rated for like 220 shots. Ive definitely gotten it to last twice than that. That tiny body processing all that data on some of the tiniest batteries makes sense why it’s so bad. Luckily batteries are cheap and like i said they’re tiny, so they’re pretty easy to carry around!

2) no picture profiles in video. i know i touched on it briefly up above and this camera is mainly a photo camera AAAAAND hybrid cameras were just beginning to grow in popularity around the time this camera came out but it would’ve been amazing to have s-log in this camera for little snippets here and there. i know at the time IG and other photo sharing apps were mainly photo sharing apps, and a camera that was built strictly for photo has no business having usable picture profiles in video.

3) no crop mode in RAW. this one is weird to me because i know the A7Rii has an APS-C mode where you can shoot RAW photos with an inbody crop and there’s times that i’d love to shoot something at 50mm (35mm + sony’s 1.5x aps-c crop). there is a digital zoom option but that’s for jpg only.

4) PRICE!!!! why the fuck is this camera still being sold for $3200??!! this is a 10 year old camera with outdated tech. i bought mine used for $1900 (which is about the price of the fuji x100V at the time of purchase) and i still think that’s a little too much.

that’s really about it aside from minor complaints of not having tele/ wide converters. i’m also sure all of those cons stem from the small battery. I’d love to see all of these corrected in a Mk3 one day, but as of a couple weeks ago sony just discontinued the Rx1rii’s production. I’m being a little hopeful but maybe that means we’re getting a successor, i doubt it but a boy can dream.

I don’t really do reviews or anything but this camera has had my heart for the past 9 months so i had to show it off/ talk about it. this to me in the perfect everyday camera. it never leaves my side and comes with me to any and every trip! Im always blown away by the photos i create with this little camera and i know whenever a mk3 comes out im going to hop on the chance to buy on immediately!

[sciatu]

Autoritratti dei pittori siciliani Daniele Schmidt, Pippo Rizzo, Gagliardo, Alfonso Amorelli, Bruno Caruso, Giuseppe Migneco, Lia Pasqualino Noto, Martinelli, Saro Mirabella, Ugo Attardi Verso l’inizio degli anni ’50, Salvatore Salvia De Stefano ebbe l’idea di collezionare gli autoritratti degli allora pittori viventi. Chiese aiuto ad amici galleristi e pittori per poter convincere i pittori che non conosceva a dipingere un loro autoritratto secondo il loro stile e la loro poetica. Il problema era che Salvia chiedeva questo autoritratto in un cartoncino di 15 per 18 centimetri di lato, quindi minuscolo e, per chi era abituato a grandi tele e opere ad ampio respiro, quasi limitativo. Non di meno, essendo un’opera minimale, la realizzazione degli autoritratti era sempre rimandata. Alla fine comunque Salvatore Salvia riuscì a raccogliere un buon numero di dipinti, ognuno ritratto umano ed artistico dell’autore. Una raccolta che passava da grandi pittori come Guttuso o Alliata a pittori minori ma pur sempre isolani nel tratto e nelle sembianze. Dove sia questa raccolta, non ve lo dire. Non appare in nessun museo o raccolta d’arte. C’è solo un piccolo libro che ne parla. Anche Salvatore Salvia è scomparso nel nulla tanto che neanche Wikipedia lo cita e di tutta la sua raccolta di “cose siciliane” non si sa più nulla. Alle volte l’amore non sopravvive a chi ama, anche se il soggetto di quest’amore immenso e totale, la Sicilia, resta è ancora madre di artisti e di grandi, sconosciuti, amanti dell’arte.

Self-portraits of the Sicilian painters Daniele Schmidt, Pippo Rizzo, Gagliardo, Alfonso Amorelli, Bruno Caruso, Giuseppe Migneco, Lia Pasqualino Noto, Martinelli, Saro Mirabella, Ugo Attardi Towards the beginning of the 1950s, Salvatore Salvia De Stefano had the idea of collecting the self-portraits of the then living Sicilian painters. He asked for help from gallery owner and painter friends to be able to convince painters he didn't know to paint a self-portrait of them according to their style and poetics. The problem was that Salvia asked for this self-portrait in a cardboard measuring 15 by 18 centimeters on each side, therefore tiny and, for those used to large canvases and wide-ranging works, almost restrictive. Nonetheless, being a minimal work, the creation of the self-portraits was always postponed. In the end, however, Salvatore Salvia managed to collect a good number of paintings, each a human and artistic portrait of the author. A collection that ranged from great painters such as Guttuso or Alliata to minor but still Sicilian painters in terms of style and appearance. Where this collection is, I won't tell you. It does not appear in any museum or art collection. There is only one small book that talks about it. Salvatore Salvia also disappeared into thin air, so much so that not even Wikipedia mentions him and nothing is known about his entire collection of "Sicilian things". Sometimes love does not survive those who love, even if the subject of this immense and total love, Sicily, still remains and is the mother of artists and great, unknown, art lovers.

[young-telemachus]

...your both gross- (he likes seeing his parents happy together.)

Shout out to the only straight couple ever

[young-telemachus]

“Tele, I have something for you.” She smiles, holding something behind her back.

- @the-princess-nausicaa

Oh what is it:D

[corruptedforce]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @mayxthexforce!!!!!

i had so many plans of making you something but I have been so insanely busy. So, I cannot promise this is the only thing you will see.

You are the Queen of Legends lore, Queen of AU's for all of our things, Queen of so many things. i adore every single character and ship we write. I am a tiny bit obsessed with Anakin/Vader (whoever he feels that day) and Sabe, but you know this already, both of them and Merrin and obviously, everything else.

I know we have both been busy a lot of late, but I love you to the ends of the earth, but not like the creepy nurse who wanted to marry Vader. But, you have definitely become the person I write with the mst and talk to the most.

You definitely are my RP bestie and life bestie too. The best part f rping is when your partner becomes a real friend.

You are more special than you know, even with puppet shows, Sunday anons, and anything else you deal with.

Thank you for always teling me if there is a problem, for being the best ship partner and friend and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[young-telemachus]

(Tele coughs as he runs over to lily.) Lily what happened?!

Open Starter- AU

Tw: Death, fire, intense topics

Itacha was on fire. Smoke billows from every building you could see. You had only been gone a few hours. How could this happen???

You run through the kingdom, helping people when you can, seeing enough dead to fill the entirety of the underworld, until you reach the Palace. It was surrounded by...was that water?

Lilly! You realise that only a few could have done this, and she had decided to stay behind when you left. She must've put the water up as a last-ditch effort to keep her home safe. You needed to find her.

And you do, sitting on the throne, hellhounds sitting at her feet.

"Hey!" She says brightly, as if you were meeting for lunch.

@daonedaonlyskh @madson-of-hermes-notluke @hispanic-child-of-hermes @if-chaos-was-a-boy @willows-pjo-ocs @telemachus-of-ithaca @penelope-is-waiting @paris-you-idiot @young-telemachus @the-prince-telemachus @odysseus-reigning-king-of-ithaca @odysseus-of-ithaca-is-lost @heraaaaaaaa @i-was-never-sane @sillypuppetmeister @luck-is-crucial @emdabitchass

[Lemme know if you wanna get added or removed)