#tiny potato

[sarahmackattack]

I saw ur potatoes on insta and ru by any chance familiar with the community in r/mightyharvest because they would LOVE ur potatoes

Excellent point, I'll post over there

[im-thekeeper]

life is hard

here, have some fluffy loaf 🤲

[ktempestbradford]

I've seen so many crocheted Tiny Potato believes in you products--which I'm sure the original creator is not seeing a dime for, grr--but this one is offensive on a whole other level of offensive.

Anyway, here's the foxtato to soothe your soul.

[rabbitslikecarrots]

Have you ever seen a Great Dane next to a Chihuahua?

[timetravelingcourtney]

Update: Grace is hiding under the table with the tiny potato.

[sunshine-through-rain]

[whatrobotsneed]

If you hate her You will die and go to hell

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

He broke through to the surface, taking large desperate gasps of air before getting sucked back beneath by the current. Danny fought against the water as hard as his little paws would allow.

Just when he felt all hope was lost and he was sinking, a large hand enveloped his entire body and hefted him back into the open air. Shivering and coughing out water he didn't catch whatever the man had said. He continued shivering violently as the guy wrung out Dannys fur.

The mans hands were warm despite the brown leather gloves covering them. They made Danny feel comforted and energized almost as if the man had...oh gods! He did! The man had ecto inside of him! Thank the ancients! Now he just had to stick with glove guy and he could recharge! It would be slow but still!

"Here we are little guy." The man said and Danny noticed all at once that the man had been walking the whole time Danny had been stuck in his head. He looked around and noticed the Animal Shelter sign in front of them.

No. No! Danny needed to stick to this guy if he ever hoped to become a human again. But despite how he dug his claws into the flesh of the mans exposed arm and yowled the man in the red mask managed to get him lose and left him in the care of an animal social worker.

Danny was checked out and placed in the tiny jail cell alongside other kittens and cats, many who were scared, miserable or just desperate for love and attention. This of course meant he needed to plot a jail break. Fortunately, he could still used most of his powers but without any ecto around he would have no way to recharge them outside of food or indulging in his obsession.

Needless to say Jason was a little startled when he woke up the next day to not one, but five little kittens meowing at him for food. He swears the one sitting smugly on his chest is the same one he dropped off at the animal shelter yesterday, but that couldn't be right...

One call confirmed it. All of thier animals had escaped last night and there was a suspiciously animal sized arch taken out of the wall with an unknown tool. Demon brat would be delighted at the news.

Unfortunately for Hood the smug little black cat he rescued yesterday had decided that his shoulder was the perfect perch and stayed there more often than not. Little guy got into food often but refused to eat kibble and any attempt to get the kitten away from the mashed potatoes resulted in violence or density shifting to get back to the food.

At this point danny almost didn't care if he returned to being human so long as he got to eat more of his humans cooking. He swears Jason is magical because everything he makes tastes amazing

[thegayneapigs]

no thoughts in his tiny head. just good vibes.

[qiuing]

Girlfriends

[aviul]

gently pat him

[risingsunfish]

Happy birthday, Claude and Pasha— now it's time to answer some questions! This one came from /u/HB_DS2013 on Reddit, getting straight to today's hard-hitting Pasha issues— and, perhaps unintentionally, prompting a sequel to Pasha’s post-April Fool’s blues here on Tumblr.

Stay tuned for more responses! (Still taking questions BTW!)

Twitter

[oifaaa]

Don't ask me why but I was watching a bunch of novelty popcorn bucket reviews on YouTube and I gotta ask at what point does a popcorn bucket go from actual functional popcorn bucket to expensive toy you can kinda shove a wee bit of popcorn into if you want but also maybe don't bc it'll be a bitch to clean

[puppetmaster13u]

I was makin myself a potato waffle. And had a fun realization/idea.

I bet that there's at least a small waffle restaurant in Gotham. Look me in the eyes and tell me there isn't a place that sells Spoiler-themed waffles.

Chocolate filled, batter with edible glitter and purple dye, Spoiler Waffles that Stephanie absolutely loves.

[5leggedlamb]

Volta is a potato. Volta is potato colored. Volta eats a lot. Volta's demon form is smol and fluffy. Therefore Volta is a guinea pig.

I rest my case.

[synthient]

The Wachowski sisters' rough thumbnail sketches vs final frames: