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some0newithapen · 2 months ago
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local career man crushes on a witch (she’s flirted with him and hasn’t stopped since)
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he’s very normal about it
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carrotpiss · 10 months ago
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🐰🧡🐻
#in stark contrast to most of my personal posts this is about me being happy and gay#because i need to just get it out my system bc otherwise i am just going to grab a friend by the shoulders and scream (in joy) in their face#i am dating someone and its really really nice and sweet and cute and like nothing ive ever experienced before#and instead its like every tiny little dream about this kind of thing ive managed to hold onto despite every experience otherwise and ahhhh#the lack of focus on just sex or sex appeal is so nice its like there but as a side thing so its nice and i dont feel like an object#i feel like a human person with thoughts and feelings and interests outside if that and feel safe in that and feel safe that everything wont#just be discarded if i dont want to do that like i feel like boundaries and stuff are an option! without jeopardising everything#and el likes me as much as i like them and wants and sees and communicates that they want something long term and ahhhhhhhh#i just want to cry like holy shit this is everything ive ever wondered about like i have spent so long wondering what this feeling would#actually feel like and its so good and so indescribable and ahhhhhhh#waking up on monday night and seeing them in my bed and cuddling me was just so nice i felt wanted i felt... loved#this all seems so out of left field still i still feel like i just never saw it coming but its so welxome and nice and ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh#my pessimism is still there but its less loud now its more learning to accept this may not be perfect forever but letting me enjoy the now#crouch speaks#it feels so nice to not be scared and to feel secure and ahhh#also it made me laugh El remembered me hitting on then at the Dgoals release show making them blush lol#i only remember the time i hit on them later at the groles show so its funny i pretty much used the same line twice and it still worked#i cant wait to see them again i cant wait to hold hands in public again i cant wait to be idiots who keep blushing too hard and accidentally#kissing eachother on the nose instead of the mouth because we are stupid and gay and pathetic about it hahaha#just ahhhh i could gush forever how perfect the 2!!! dates weve been on were and the fact they want more and more and ahhhhh#this is so lame i know i just haven't experienced anything remotely like this before and its just... wild#like wow holy shit what on earth i have been so increasingly miserablely depressed and insecure from the shea stuff last year and then this#just absolutely removed all of that i actually feel like a human person again with value
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changetyre · 3 months ago
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So what if its the reader and lando are enemies (but both are teammates at mclaren) they absolutely despise each other for no reason and it’ll stay that way (none of this hidden love masked by feelings stuff this time) and they both get stuck in a closet at hq or something and they dont get out for a while. its rlly small in there so there bodies are almost touching always and one thing leads to another but its just steamy stuff but while they still hate eachother but they keep hitting there body parts on stuff in the closet and it keeps getting them more riled up so they just decide to stop?
idk why its so specific or why i thought of this rn but i need it 🙏 feel free to change anything if you’re not comfortable or have other ideas (again sorry about it being a bit long)
i rlly love ur writing 💗honestly so excited to read this one🫶✨
What the f*** did we just do? II Lando Norris x Driver!Reader Ⓦ
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SUMMARY: Working with someone you dislike is one thing, but working with someone who brings nothing but the worst side out of you is the hardest thing on the planet.
WARNINGS: **18+**, not proofread, hate.
A/N: Quite short but still hope you enjoy ;)
"You are truly the biggest fucking idiot I have ever met in my entire life." It took everything in you not to punch the man in front of you right now after he once again had successfully taken you both out of the race because he couldn't bear the thought of
"I'm the idiot?!" Lando yelled back at you. "You're the one who couldn't put her fucking ego aside for one fucking second to let the faster car through!" He followed after you as you attempted to get away from him.
The people at McLaren knew it wasn't pretty between you too even on a regular day so whenever you were angry at each other it was best to let you hash it out which meant the rooms and hallways quickly emptied as soon as they saw you both walk in.
"Faster car." you laughed obnoxiously loud. "Maybe that cup did more damage than you imagined-" You gestured to the small cut on his nose. "Since it seems you can't read the data right anymore." You continued laughing at him which only fueled his anger.
"The only thing doing damage to me is you!" He yelled to you again as he kept following you.
You weren't exactly where you were going only hoping he would leave you alone as you opened an unfamiliar door walking into darkness.
"Then maybe you should just-" You were interrupted as you walked into a shelf, Lando bumping into you soon after as you were enveloped in darkness after the door closed after you.
"What the fu*ck, watch out!" Lando muttered annoyed as he attempted to walk back only to hit the door.
"You're the one who's following me around like a lost fucking puppy." You reminded him as you reached for your phone to get some light.
Lando beat you to it lighting up the place and showing the tiny electrical room you had walked into.
"Why the hell did you even walk in here?" He asked you.
"I was trying to get away from you dipshit." You shoved past him as best as you could in the tiny space feeling parts of him that made you gag as you went to try to open the door.
"It's locked from the outside genius don't you think I already tried that?" Lando gestured to the nonexistent door knob.
"HELP! GET ME OUT OF HERE!" You banged on the door yelling hoping someone would hear you.
"OW! Shut the fuck up!" Lando was startled by your screaming.
"I am not staying in here with you another second." You shuffled looking back at him before shuffling again towards the door.
"Shit stop moving." Lando held your waist stilling you.
"Eww get your hands off me!" You slapped his hand away.
"JUST stop moving!" He grits his teeth.
You were about to turn back but felt something in the back of your ass. Once you realized what it was you were ready to yell back at him.
"I swear to god if you don't stop moving-" Lando tried to stop you as you began turning around.
"You're so fucking disgusting, what is your-" Your breath hitched as his hand rubbed at your front all of a sudden.
"This is your fault!" Lando tried cupping himself to stop you from rubbing against him without realizing his hand was pressing against your slit now.
"We have to get out of here-" Lando moved his hand again making your breath hitch again and you thrust forward unintentionally searching for more friction.
"What just-" Lando realized what his hand had grazed this time. "Are you really-"
"You have no right no speak right now!" You reminded him of his own predicament.
"I cannot walk out of here right now with this." Lando pointed the lamp down at the large bulge in his pants.
"What the hell do you want me to do about it?!" You angrily asked him.
"Don't think you can walk out of here with this either!" Lando pressed his finger to your wet core. You grasped his hand tightly.
"Sh*t don't-" You stilled his hand but his finger still pressed against you.
"You're not exactly helping here." He pointed the light back to his bulge which you noticed got tighter.
"Eww, take care of that and I'll take care of myself." You turned back around looking for anything to dry yourself with as Lando proceeded to unzip his pants freeing himself.
"What the f-" You felt Lando's dick against your ass. "Is that?"
"Where the fuck do you expect me to put it?!" Lando defended himself, the lack of space really making this impossible.
You shimmied turning back around realizing this only made it worse as his tip now pressed between your legs directly on your clit.
"Shit, this isn't helping." Lando's head fell back in pleasure.
"Mmm-" You couldn't hold back the moan. "Let's just get this done with fast." You suggested as you opened your legs slightly letting his dick slide between your legs a little further.
"Agh fuck!" Lando was taken aback by the unexpected friction.
"You're gonna get my jeans dirty!" you complained.
"Then take them off!" Lando bit back.
"Turn the light off!" You yelled back at him.
"Fine!" Lando reluctantly agreed shutting off his phone. He heard as your pants unzipped before you moved back slightly as you pulled your pants down.
He expected to feel your bear skin against his dick but what he certainly didn't expect was feeling your folds over his dick moments later.
"Holy sh*t." Lando moaned breathlessly as he could feel your wetness coat his member.
"Let's just hurry up" You said equally breathless thankful you couldn't see anything right now, hoping to imagine Lando was someone else right now and not the person you despised the most on this planet.
You felt Lando pull back as much as the room allowed him before moving forward his dick rubbing against you.
You moaned in pleasure enjoying the friction attempting to move as much as you could too.
"This would go faster if I could just-" Lando started.
"Don't even think about it." You knew what he'd suggest and embarrassingly enough you knew you would finish faster too if he slipped inside you but the thought repulsed you too much still.
"Fine," Lando muttered angrily as you felt him grip your waist and pull you against him as he began thrusting back and forward faster.
You would've complained but the pleasure was too good for you to try to stop it.
"Agh shit-" You moaned as you could feel the knot starting to form in the pit of your stomach.
"Fuck I'm close." Lando panted and you were getting lost in the pleasure.
Your mind was in a haze you forgot who was doing this as your eyes squeezed shut in delight.
"Just fuck me already!" You asked him, a momentary lapse in judgment you had no further time to process as you felt Lando slip inside of you.
"Agh fuck you're so tight." Lando would've cum just from the feeling right then if it wasn't for the reminder that it was you he was inside of.
"Just go harder and shut up." You muttered as Lando obliged picking up the pace and fucking into you.
"Hmm- ahhh- harder!" You were reaching your high and only hoped Lando was near too.
"He began thrusting faster and no more than a few seconds later your legs trembled as you came on his dick, Lando following soon after as he came inside of you. You felt his cum fill you up as you came down from your high trembling at the sensitiveness." You tried catching your breath as Lando pulled out.
A few seconds later the post-orgasm clarity hit you both realizing what had just happened.
"Ewww what the fuck did we just do!" You screamed at him as you could feel his cum start dripping out of you giving you shivers of disgust.
"GET US OUT OF HERE!" Lando was also mortified as he felt your wetness around him as he tried to tuck himself away.
Lando banged at the door harder as you grabbed your phone calling for help. You had to get out of here and take a bath in bleach now!
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screaminglygay · 6 months ago
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hey! can we pretty pls have a pt2 to the stalker!amber?
Amber Freeman headcanons
warnings: dark!amber, swearing, toxic situationship, possibly bad grammar, stalking, obsessive behavior
word count: 1.7k
an: thank you for your patience! i still have some sort of writing block, so this is just something little, but I want to write a full fic on amber, so stay tuned! hehe
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Amber and you have many study sessions, she wants you to pass all the exams, it is not her fault that it always leads her to take you in any way she wants
"Amber, we talked about this..." you sigh as you look at the book infront of you, while Amber´s hands were wandering on your body.
"I'm just helping. If you can solve this under a distraction, can you imagine how good you'll be during the exam?" She looks at you, admiring you as she always does.
"So when someone would touch me during the exam I´m gonna be prepared?" You finally look at her, making a joke.
Her whole body shifts, she´s being slightly frustrated about you being such a brat. "Fine, let´s go back to stuying."
"What? I´m just playing your game, Ambs," you smile softly at her.
"No, you´re just being a fucking brat." And now, she´s mad mad.
You scan her face for a little bit, "oh come on, I was just joking," you poke her face slightly.
And there goes her tiny manipulation tactic, that you always fall hard for.
"I feel like you could do something little for me, since I´m spending so much time with you, making sure you pass..." Amber sits up.
You immedietly sit up too, "I- sorry, you are right," you take her hand in yours.
"Lay down, pretty girl..." she leans over you and you lay on your back, here it goes again.
No matter what subject, day in a week or time... Amber always knows how to make you do whatever she wants. And every single time and you... you obey.
Amber always knowing where you are, when the two of you are not together. She put few of a dog trackers in your wallet, some clothes, backpack, even into Chad´s car, just to be sure you´re always okay.
After a long weekend of not seeing eachother, Amber stops by your locker in the morning and waits for you. You immedietly smile, when you see her. It was a long time with your family on some stupid gathering outside the city, your cousin had birthday party - the most disgusting, pervy, rasist idiot. You´re very happy that you are back in school... it is kinda the same hell hole, but at least you still have your friends and Amber here.
"Hi," you say softly as you open your locker, taking out some books.
"Hi," she watches you, "how did you enjoy the family gathering?"
"It was hell-" you respond, but then you look at her with raise eyebrow, "wait, how do you know about the gathering?"
Amber without missing a beat asnwers with a smile, "Chad mentioned."
You nod, "oh, he can´t keep a secret, got it." You shake your head as you close the locker.
The girl smiles, another lie that you believe so easily. "Why a secret?"
"It´s a long story, but uh... I´m not really a fan talking about family, especially if most of them are shitty rasist who can´t name a single country outside of the US," you shrug.
"Got it, no more mentioning these people." She nods, like she doesn´t already know your whole family tree.
She has a tons of your pictures and videos, special folders on her phone, laptop, flashdisks, everything is sorted out.
Because you two are bonding more and more, she was really happy to make a new special folder of you. If the previous photos were only for her, these kinds of pictures are under increased security.
"You look so pretty, so so so pretty," she smiles at you kneeling on the bed, your hands covering your face, from all the emberassement. "Don´t be shy, puppy, look at me... come on." She takes her phone and opens camera.
"Amber..." you basically whine.
"What? Can´t I take a picture of a pretty girl on my bed?" She makes a photo. "Put those hands away for me."
You do, blushing like crazy, this is not something you´re used to. But you want to make her happy, seeing her smile at you makes something inside of you tingle.
"Pretty girl, look at you!" She smirks.
What you didn´t know, was that she has another camera in her room and every single time you´re there, you are increasing the number of files in her folder.
Even though the two of you are not official yet, everyone can see that Amber holds this sort of protection over you.
Another collage party, which is not a place you would chose to spend your time, but everyone decided to go and you didn´t want to be the only one saying no.
You are sitting on the couch next to Tara and Mindy, talking about your plans for the weekend, when all of the sudden a tall most would say handsome guy sit infront of you.
"That seat is occupied," Mindy says.
He looks around, "I don´t see anyone here. So..." He winks at you.
"That seat is occupied, they just went to grab someting to drink," you yell, because of the loud music.
"I wouldn´t leave such a pretty little thing on her own..." He smiles and you´re ready to throw up.
And before you or any of the girls could say anything, Amber steps in. "She is not alone, you dipshit."
He chuckles and stands up, "and who are you?"
"I don´t want to have a conversation with you," she splashes one of the drinks into his face, which indeed makes him leave with screaming something about a bitch.
"Oh wow, I respect that." Mindy says and Tara just stares at Amber.
"Um- thanks?" You look at Amber.
"Sorry about the drink, here take mine." She smiles as she gives you the only drink that survived.
Amber is very observing, she knows everything about you, even stuff you didn´t figure out on your own, but there are times when you totally shock her.
"Are you crazy, what are you doing here?" Amber yells at you. Walking in the rain was not the smartest decision you made. You were frozen to the bone
"I wanted to suprise you..." you smile softly.
"Wha- come in, jesus!" She steps aside so you can come inside her apartment, rushing to the bathroom for a towel.
"You uh said you had some hard time at work, so I just assumed... that maybe I could cheer you up a little bit." You say while your whole body is trembling.
Amber walks out with a towel and some of her clothes, looking at you like a deer in the headlights.
"I brought your favorite donuts and some nice relaxing candles. And we can order some sushi later. And if you´d like I can help with something, or just... keep you company, since I have zero idea what you´re doing at work." You let out a chuckle, "I mean most of the things I brought are completly wet, but I think they suvived it."
"You´re such a dumbass, do you know that?" Amber shakes her head, helping you put the things down and covering you up in a towel. "Why didn´t you call me, I could pick you up?"
"That woudln´t be a suprise, duh."
"God, we will be lucky if you won´t die from hypothermia, right now."
"I´m not helping with the stress, huh?" you sigh.
"(Y/N), I appraciate the effort, I really do, but next time, don´t try to walk in the worst thunderstorm, alright?"
"I think I could do that, yeah." The both of you laughed.
She loves PDA, her hands are on you all the time. Amber, an ardent lover of public displays of affection, is perpetually tactile, her hands finding peace on the lower back, intertwining fingers, and linked arms, embracing herself around her world.
“I’ll take this, thank you, pretty girl,” she says as she holds your hand for the billionth time today.
Amber is being your personal driver, driving you everywhere you need. Even if it means she has to wake up sooner, when you have classes, she will drive you no matter what.
The both of you made Saturdays as your movie nights.
"What are we chosing tonight?" Amber asks from the batrhoom.
You scroll through the Netflix, "how about the new season of YOU?"
Amber stops at her tracks, "um... what´s that?"
"You don´t know YOU?! What?! It´s really good show! We have to watch it."
"But you´ve already seen it, I don´t want to bother you by watching something twice..." She tries to skate out of it.
"No, no, it´s fine. I really enjoyed it and you will too!" You smile, clicking on the first season.
This was the biggest paradox in Amber´s life.
"Wow, that´s some stalker shit, just like you are!" Amber says with a light nudge.
"Oh shut up! I said if bilions of times, I didn´t stalk you. I don´t do that."
"Yeah, yeah, whatever you say, (Y/N)," Amber teases you, "but following me like a lost puppy, liking my old photo, going through my social media, are you sure you´re not a Joe to my Beck?" Oh she´s pushing it, but for you, it´s just a silly missunderstanding that happened few motnths ago.
Despite her focus on academics and socializing, Amber harbors a secret talent for photography. She has a knack for capturing candid moments and hidden emotions, using her camera lens to express herself in ways that words cannot. And when it is combined with you?
Perfection.
Amber loves when you 'steal' her clothes, there is no better view than you in her bed with only her oversized shirt on you.
"Is that my shirt?" Amber looks at you, as youre already in bed, waiting for the usual movie night.
"Definetly not," you shake your head, taking the blanket to cover you.
"Oh- then what is your favorite song?" She smirks.
"Huh?"
"You have my favorite band on your shirt, what is your favorite song from them?" Amber asks again.
"Oh... um- all of them." Good save?
She laughs "All of them? It is not a band shirt, it´s a car logo, pretty girl."
You blush, "oh." Not a good save.
"It´s fine, keep the shirt, you look pretty in it." She lays next to you, putting an arm around you, keeping you close as possible.
In her free time, Amber enjoys exploring antique shops and flea markets, searching for unique treasures and hidden gems to add to her collection. She has a keen eye for things like this.
Thank you for reading!
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riririnnnn · 6 months ago
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Some silly billy panels that add on to my lifespan:
-> "WHAT MURDAAA??"
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Chapter: 260
Look at the way he sits. So adorable. Look at his face. So adorable.
-> Best Duo!
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Chapter: 14
There are many duos in Blue Lock, but nothing can beat them. They are the most healthiest!
-> THE BABY!
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Chapter: 104
We all need a Nanase is our life. I'll never trust anyone who doesn't like Nanase—yes, you are allowed to have your opinion, but no, you aren't allowed to hate Nanase.
-> Bastard (affectionate)
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Chapter: 140
Ignoring the context, he looks cute. Look at that little blush circle.
-> Babygirls
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Chapter: 170
Chigiri is so tiny????? Huh? Or maybe Nagi is huge? Look at Reo's hand-on-the-hip sas pose in low resolution—cute!!
-> Silly Billies
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Chapter: 153
BAROU'S FACE, LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
Whenever I see Aiku, my mind takes me back to that one Pinterest comment who thought Aiku was Bachira's Dad.
-> 🐻
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Chapter: 157
HE IS SO UN-SERIOUS!!!!!!
-> Idiot (affectionate)
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Chapter: 104
Shidou and Rin were trying to bust open eachother's skulls and this idiot here got the calmest smile on his face.
-> (⁠눈⁠‸⁠눈⁠)
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Chapter: 111
This is one of my favourite panels. He looks so hilarious. Can't wait to see this being animated in Season 2.
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bangchansslut6 · 3 months ago
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BIMBO!!
PART ONE OUT OF THREE.
Okay so I'm finally writing this fic!! I want to warn you guys that it won't be the best and probably won't make much sense so I'm sorry for that!! Hope you enjoy!! ♡♡
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BIMBO - An attractive but stupid woman (To all my big titty bimbos out there😮‍💨
FUTURE WARNINGS ~ SMUT, Readers father is a disgusting person, reader is a bimbo, reader is a female, reader has big breasts and is called blondie multiple times. Use of slut, bunny, idiot, spit, light choking, clit spanking twice, face sitting, multiple rounds. Chan is referred to as Chris and made him a little freak...Reader gets cat called but Chan is there to save the day. Chan is apart of a gang. DRUGS, ALCOHOL. Chris and Izumi are broken up but get back together. Cheating?? They have a baby together called Ayum. Enjoy!!
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CONTEXT
Chris was your ex boyfriend. Why was he your ex? Because your family didn't approve of him. Chris was a "gangster" he rode motorcycles, spray painted, people were scared of him. And when you were younger you had made the mistake of dating him. Since your family didn't like him you left him without explaining which left Chris furious and lonely.
Chris had knocked you up at the first few months of your relationship so when you broke up you had shared custody. Together you had a son called Ayum. He took after Chris a lot. There were bearly signs of you in him but that wasn't necessarily a bad thing.
Chris had Ayum on weekends while you had him during the week. Which made it impossible to avoid eachother.
WEDNESDAY EVENING
It was a late Wednesday night. Chris invited some friends to his house for a drink and a smoke. When they were all completely wasted they started watching some porno type movie. The usual.
"Oi Chris! Howsss..Y/n's new boyfriend?" Said Felix one of Chris's friends making everyone else laugh at how wasted he was. But Chris wasn't laughing.
"Like I care what she does. They look ridiculous together. Plus I heard he's an ass. And he probably can't handle the whole of her." Chris mumbled under his breath taking a swing of his drink. He told himself all the time that he hated you. But in reality. He was a liar.
"Someone sounds jealous-" Changbin poked the bear with a teasing tone. "I'm not drop the topic." Chris barked loudly making everyone flinch. Damm it. He most definitely still had feelings for her. But how could he not?! He had to see her every weekend. And she was hot..like really hot.
FRIDAY EVENING
The house smelled of men's shampoo and colone. Chris had just gotten out from the shower and was now walking around the house while drying his hair. The sound of his naked feet padding against the oak floor the only sound in the house.
The loud noise of Chris's doorbell stopped the peaceful silence. "Perfect." He grumbled rolling his eyes and throwing a tank top on while approaching the door.
When he opened it he saw you standing there one hand holding a baby bag another hand holding Ayumi. "Look who it is? My little blondie?" Chris laughed leaning against the door.
3RD PERSON POV
Y/N stood infront of the dark wooden door. She'd just drop off Ayumi and move on with her day. This was absolutely nothing..she told herself. You are a grown woman..control yourself.
As the door opened her eyes instantly drifted to the man's abs..she was just a woman though.
"Firstly don't call me that. And yes I'm here to drop off your daughter. Nothing else." Y/N said handing Chris the tiny Elza backpack and then Ayumi. "You know the drill call if you need anything and she has everything in the bag okay?" She added crossing her arms.
"Got it. Also what's with the attitude this morning eh? Your man got your nerves popping?" Chris smirked leaning against the door frame.
"That's absolutely none of your business. Now I'm leaving. I'll pick her up on Monday morning. Goodbye." Y/N scoffed saying her last goodbyes to her tiny angel before walking off. Her hips swaying behind her as Chris's eyes trailed down and up her body. Goddamit she was still hot. Why him? And why did he have a boner now..?
Oh he was still such
An
ASS
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I am literally the worst writer ever!! I'm SO SORRY about making the wait so long and the first part not even having any smut!! 😭😭 I'm so sorry for the disappointment and I'll try to write part 2 faster!! Once again I APOLOGISE!!
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chishiyaisasnack · 5 months ago
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Dare, part 7
Part 6
Hello again! Long time no see. My writers block is still in full effect. Anyway, here’s a little fun one. It’s not very smutty but that was all I could muster this time. I do have bigger plans for the next chapter, and hopefully it won’t take me 6 months to finish it.
Disclaimer! This is (light) smut. Minors and those of you who don’t like the topic, please stay away.
It’s written and posted on mobile so I apologize for any wierd formatting.
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How did you end up in a cleaning closet in the meeting room that all the executives were going to gather in, in approximately three minutes? And how did Chishiya end up in it with you? Those were some of the questions that were buzzing through your mind as of this very moment.
”I did not agree to this,” you scolded him, not sure what you did agree to, to be honest. The tiny room was filled with things such as vacuum cleaners (covered in dust, what an irony), mops, drawers and buckets stacked on top of eachother on said drawers - all lit by a dank, yellow lightbulb hanging from the ceiling. For such a nice hotel, this cleaning and supply closet had been severely neglected.
”You said that you would help me clean, remember?” Chishiya shot back at you, his back turned against you as he rummaged through some cabinet filled with different types of detergents and cleaning products.
”This isn’t cleaning though, is it?” No matter how many taps with your foot on the wooden floor, annoyed sighs you made or ”hurry up” coming from your mouth, Chishiya still wasn’t done when you heard the entrance door to the meeting room open. The air was filled with voices, becoming clearer after each person that entered the room. You were out of time, if you wanted to get out of here you had to go now. One last look - okay, glare - at Chishiya, who had stopped his rummaging and were putting something in the pocket of his hoodie before him turning around to face you, and you were ready to leave all this dust behind you (Chishiya included).
”You are just going through stuff in drawers,” you hissed at him, only making him smirk. ”That is not cleaning.”
In the background, chairs started scratching against the floor as the excecutives started to sit down. They were right outside the door now and you could hear every word they were saying.
”I guess Chishiya won’t grace us with his presence today,” the Hatter exclaimed loudly in the joined room, followed by a sigh that was probably heard across all of Tokyo. ”I guess we’ll start the meeting without him.”
Your heart was beating out of your chest as the stress of getting the hell out of there was pouring over you. They were going to hear you, they were going to think that you were listening in on them. Or worst of all - they would try to make you join them. Hell no, you were getting out of the damn closet.
”Okay I’m leav-”
Chishiya slapped a hand over your mouth before you even had a chance to turn away from him, and grinned back at your horrified expression. What the hell was he doing?
Your eyes were shooting daggers into Chishiya’s dark orbs, silently telling him to let you leave the closet before they started the meeting and said something that you didn’t want to hear. You were not going to be an accomplice to whatever scheme they were making. There was a reason why you refused to be in that group of idiots. Standing up straight, you took a quick breath and reached for the door handle, just to be grabbed by Chishiya’s hand and dragged further back into the closet.
”If you leave now they’ll force you to join in,” he whispered, so amused by the situation that you wanted to kick him in the shin.
”If I don’t leave now they’ll think I’ve been listening behind their backs,” you hissed as low as you could while pulling your arm out of his grip.
”Are we starting this or not?” Niragis irritated - make that irritating - voice broke the stare off between the two of you and you made another leap for the door. Just to once again be stopped by the man next to you, who this time decided to force you out of his way and block the door with his body. God damn it.
”Fine,” you muttered. ”I’m not listening to them though,”
Chishiya smirked and watched as you took a few steps further back into the small room. You thought that the further in you were the less they would be able to hear you when you eventually would cuss Chishiya out for whatever he would do next. What he did do next was not a scenario you had expected.
”This might take a while,” he whispered, following you like a shadow. ”We should do something to pass the time.”
Reaching the end of the closet, now fully turned towards him again, confusion took over your annoyance for a second. What did he mean with ”something to pass the time”?
Before you could utter even a ”huh”, Chishiya had gotten closer, now so close that you could feel his body against yours. His hoodie was soft against your skin when he took one last step and was now flushed against you. Soft lips and pointy hair tickled the side of your neck as he spoke again.
”I dare you to not make a single noise before those people leave the room,” he said, his voice barely a whisper aganist your ear but still so loud that every nerve in your body turned to life. Slender fingers ghosted over you arm, from your fingers to your elbow, then back down again before running them along the bottom of your shirt, teasing them along your stomach. Oh, that bastard.
Still, you couldn’t deny how good he was at getting you going. Your breath had already sped up, your hands clenched onto the sides of his hoodie and that tingling feeling between your legs was already there. You barely registered that his hand had moved further down and was now playing with the waistband of your shorts, successfully popping the button open before reality finally hit your lust clouded mind and snapped your eyes open. When did you even close them? Moving your head back so that you could look at him, you shot daggers into his eyes, seemingly making him even more amused than he already was.
”What the fuck are you doing?!” you mimed at him, but that only made his grin wider and his hand snake it’s way down your pants faster.
You wanted to stop him, but you also wanted him to continue and get into your panties already. Conflicting feelings, but you knew that the latter was the one that was going to win. Pissed at yourself for giving up your pride so easily, you spread your legs a little to give him better access. Chishiya was so happy with himself right now, you could feel it in the way that he wiggled his hand under the waistband of your underwear and gently stroked over the skin above your center, taking an extra second to linger there just to tease you just that tiny bit more before finally moving further down.
A warm finger slid over your outer folds, treathening you enter at any second but still taking its sweet time. You dug your nails down into Chishiya’s arm to try to ground yourself while you were waiting for him to stop toying with you and touch you properly, but as usual he had other ideas. You could feel the smile on his lips as he pressed them against your neck, right below your ear, dragging out a soft sigh from your throat.
”Shh, they’ll hear you,” he whispered softly before pressing his lips down again. A light dab from his finger reached your clit, and even though it was barely a touch it sent a jolt through your body. Smirking at your response, Chishiya finally started to move his finger - unfortunately it seemed that he had lost all memories of how to do it properly. You knew that he was having fun messing with you by the way his finger just happend to miss your clit while drawing circles around it. If you didn’t know better you would think that this was his first time ever touching a vagina. You rocked your hips in frustration, trying to get him to stop his teasing, and with a silent, snickering, huff of air against your ear he stopped playing and started stroking you just the way you needed him to. Slow, calculated motions that sent electricity through your body. He knew exactly how much pressure you wanted, what speed you needed, and he gave it all to you.
”Feel good?” Chishiyas words were barely there, so soft and quiet that you almost thought that you imagined them. A tiny nod was all you could give him, your face now buried in the hoodie on his shoulder to make sure to keep quiet, and to muffle any possible noise you unthinkingly made. You would not lose this time, you refused.
The voices outside were long gone from your mind. Even if they were there, your ears had blocked them out and replaced them with the sound of your own heartbeat mixed with Chishiya’s breathing. It was almost as fast as your own, flowing next to you like a calming white noise. That, blended with the smell of him clouded your mind and let you enjoy the warmth that his fingers quickening pace was giving you. It felt good. So good.
It didn’t take long for you to feel it, the tightening in your belly, the fire heating up your body, the bliss that was going to spill over. You dug your nails down a bit harder, earning more pressure from his finger, driving you closer and closer and-
*SLAM*
Both you and Chishiya froze, teeth clenched to not make any sudden noise and give away your position.
”Let’s just fucking kill them off then!” Niragis voice echoed through the room, merely a few meters from where you and Chishiya was fixed in place. His hand was still between your legs but he had stopped moving it in preparation of getting caught. Slowly, you lifted your head up from his neck and stared at him, trying to find any help with how to react, but Chishiyas eyes were excited. How was he always so calm during situations like this? One noise and you’d both be busted, and yet here he was, with that stupid smirk while waiting for what would happen next.
Seconds felt like hours as you both stood there in complete silence, waiting for Niragi to walk away from the door seperating the group from the two of you. Your heart was racing and beads of sweat were starting to form on your neck as you held your breath. Fuck, what if he tried opening the door? What if he slammed his gun into it instead of the wall and accidentally broke it open? Just to see you standing there with Chishiyas hand inbetween your legs. There was no bullshitting your way out of that. You would have to live with the constant harassment of the beach making fun of -
The finger pressing down on your clit abruptly interrupted your thoughs and you couldn’t help but to almost squeal in suprise. Thankfully you were clenching your teeth hard enough to not let it slip out, but Chishiya’s face was amused nontheless.
Thankfully Niragi decided to head back to the table and leave the door alone without any further slamming on walls. As soon as you heard the footsteps become lighter you let your head fall back onto Chishiya’s shoulder, choosing to ignore the excited expression that was plastered all over his face. If you didn’t know better you would think he was trying to get caught. You barely had time to let go of the breath you had been holding in, before his fingers returned with full force and pushed your body right back to where he had left you - on fire and with that tight knot in your belly that was so close to unravelling.
”Hmm…” he hummed happily into your ear, fingers not relenting. ”It feels like you enjoy almost being caught.”
”Shut… up…” you tried to mouth back at him, but as soon as your mouth opened his fingers found their way to your entry. Inch by agonizing inch two of his fingers sank deeper until he started to rythmically move them, stroking your walls with ease from how wet you were. He let the palm of his hand rub against your clit while his fingers rubbed your sweet spot over and over again, guiding you to the orgasm your body had been holding in.
You came with a huff of air, muffled by the white fabric that you were desperately clinging on to. Chishiya continued to pleasure you through your climax, softer and slower but still enough to drag out every possible second of bliss. When you were finally coming down from your high you raised your head back up and took a deep breath, which you almost choked on when you heard the chairs in the room outside all slide over the floor at the same time.
”Okay, the first one to see Chishiya will tell him to come and see me,” the Hatter loudly ordered the crowd, clearly bothered that he would have to repeat the meeting to the man who had heard it all, but ignored it to play games with you. His voice was followed by footsteps, and just like that the room was empty again.
”Good job,” Chishiya smugly whispered before removing his hand from your panties, to then nonchalantly wipe his fingers on his own swim shorts. Your eyes followed the way they curled into the fabric, swirling around on there to dry off any traces of you before heading out. You crinkled your nose at it and hoped that he would wash them as soon as he got back to his room - but then realisation hit you like a brick.
”How are you not hard?” The slight squeak in your voice turned his attention towards you once again. The front of his shorts were flat as a pancake and his hoodie wasn’t even covering up that particular area.
”Why do you ask?” Chishiyas was enjoying your suffering and shame, no doubt about it. ”Do you want to get me off too?”
He swung his hips back and forth, mocking you.
”No thanks,” you retaliated, sour that he was able to keep such control of his body while you had just let him finger you in a dusty closet with people outside. You decided to change the topic. ”So what do I get for winning?”
”You get the honour of washing my shorts later.”
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cumulo-stratus · 8 months ago
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Embrace[s.r]
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spencer doesnt feel like hes anything more than his intelligence, but ethan proves him wrong.
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WARNINGS- angst, internalized homophobia, self esteem issues, crying, mentions of mommy issues
college au!Ethan x college au!spencer reid ][ hurt/comfort ][ masterlist!!
a/n- ok this is actually my first ship fic and im so excited!! i've been obsessed with Ethan x spencer ever since i started writing this! hope y'all enjoy reading as much as i enjoyed writing <3
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there was a soft breeze drifting through the window ruffling the non-existent curtains that no college student was going to spend their little money on. Instead there were some cheap shades provided by the university.
Ethan never minded his small means, his small dorm with a small bed despite being in his junior year. The bed was big enough to fit him and Spencer and that's all he cared about.
but tonight, in the dark room they weren't sitting on top together- no Spencer was hunched over himself his body wracking sob after sob, and ethan’s arms wrapped around him. they left comforting circles on his back, and squeezed spencer tightly against his chest.
the darkened room left both boys faces wailed by shadows, hiding spencers tear track stained cheeks from his best friend.
ethan’s hushed voice was deafening over the silence of the tiny dorm room. He whispered quiet small nothings into spencers ear.
spencers cheek was smushed into his best friends shoulder, and his face was in ethan’s neck, breathing in the familiar scent of his worn university sweatshirt.
spencers knees were pulled to his chest in a self soothing motion, and ethan’s arm wrapped around the ball of spencer in his lap. Spencer also had his arms wrapped tightly around ethan’s waist, white knuckle gripping the back of his sweatshirt.
spencer had never felt worth more than when he was with Ethan. Ethan saw him for more than a 187 IQ or a multiple degree nerd. To Ethan, spencer was a man who had humor, deep empathy, and so so much love to give.
And it was nights like these were sometimes spencer needed a little help remembering that.
after all, thats what best friends are for right?
by two am, spencers body didn’t have any more tears to cry. He was a tired cookie sinking into his best friend’s arms.
“i, im sorry,”
spencer sounded hesitant, voice still shaky and throat still frogged. Ethan only chuckled lightly to himself, causing spencers eyebrows to knit together slightly and his head to perk up from its place on the other boys shoulder at the sound.
“spencer you've nothin to be sorry for” ethan’s soothing drawl lulled spencers worries along with the bashful smile he held for the idiotic genius in front of him.
this caused a small smile to crawl its way onto spencers lips and a blush on his cheeks.
“everyone needs a lil’ reassurance sometimes- even geniuses like you spence,”
spence. only Ethan called him spence. spencer liked when ethan called him that. the only other person who had a nickname for him was his mother, and thats a whole other can of worms filled with mommy issues we dont have time for.
these reassuring words caused the aforementioned smile to grow on his lips a centimeter or two. Spencer had now raised his head to look directly at Ethan. Their faces were so close, they could feel each others breath warming the others’ lips.
Ethan couldn't help but let his eyes drift downwards to spencer’s pink lips, the moment getting the better of him. the young genius was too busy staring into ethan’s beautiful deep brown eyes.
the bearded man tentatively lifted a hand to spencers cheek. he cupped it gently, his thumb rubbing away the tear tracks littering spencers soft cheeks. Ethan could feel the heat rising to his already warm cheeks.
this caused spencer to smile a bit, his eyes crinkling slightly from joy and bashfulness. they reminded themselves of school girls, blushing and grinning for eachother.
Ethan leaned in closer without actually touching spencers face with his, if that was possible. though it was spencer who took the final leap to close the gap.
Spencers lips felt exactly how Ethan had imagined them for months, the kiss feeling electric as they danced. Ethan had been pining for his best friend for months, but this whole experience was new for spencer. He had never really kissed anyone, and he had never really imagined it being with a man. but it felt right. like so many things had just clicked into place and spencer felt at peace in ethan’s arms
finally pulling away air, they both grinned big bashful smiles at each other. “that was nice, i like doing that. i like kissing you.” Spencer the ever logical man of science stated them as facts, though the hearts in his eyes were far from logical.
“can i kiss you again?” Ethan phrased it more like a statement than a question, but the offer still stood. instead of a response, Ethan got a kiss, which i guess one could say is a response. this time neither was caught off guard, and they could enjoy it more.
spencer felt fireworks behind his eyes to say the least.
when the pair reluctantly pulled away for air again, Ethan couldn't help but stare into spencer blown, honey brown pupils. Thais caused spencer to blush, a warmth creeping up his cheeks, blending with the buzzing lingering on his lips left by ethan’s own lips.
“i like you, ethan, like a lot”
ethan chuckled a bit, not at spencers admittance, but at the fact he fel the need to say it. “oh really spence, we practically just made out. but for the record i like you to, like a lot” Ethan had a warm smile fas as he spoke, looking down at spencer, who was still resting the side of his head against ethan’s shoulder.
spencer blushed a little when Ethan called him out, but knew he only meant it lovingly. though lovingly was the only way ethan ever spoke to spencer.
Even before spencer collapsed into his arms crying when he came over to vent about classwork, even before Ethan comforted him with no hesitation, and even before they practically made out. which was why Ethan felt the need to support
“hey spence?”
“ya?”
“you know it’s okay that you kissed a guy, ive known i was into guys since freshman year, its okay.”
spencer looked down, fiddling with his fingers like he always did. Ethan took the opportunity to take spencers hands in his. “hey, honey, look at me, it’s okay.” spencer darted his eyes up to Ethan’s and he said with an obvious frog in his throat “its okay that I kissed you, its okay that im in love with you.”
ethan’s smile was warm at spencer’s words, and he placed a peck on his cheek. “thank you handsome, thats all i wanted to hear.” spencer was even more blushy at the pet name, leaning farther into ethan’s shoulder in the hopes of obscuring his face in the other boys sweater.
“you know if your in love with me, then i think that means we should be boyfriends, right?” Ethan had a playful tone, but the questions till stood.
“i think so too, boyfriend.” spencer spoke joyfully, a smile on his face as he placed one last kiss on his now boyfriends lips.
without any other words said the new couple laid down together. spencer laid with his back resting against his boyfriends chest as he curled in on himself.
Ethan took the opportunity as the big spoon to rest in face in spencers hair, the smell of his hair gel bringing comfort.
Spencer fell asleep to the sound of ethan’s breathing and the feeling of his boyfriend’s warmth against their skin. He felt like more than enough in ethan’s arms, in ethan’s embrace.
The End
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a-random-weeb · 1 year ago
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BSD men x reader sick headcannons
im sick as well as my friend so fml I'm writing this
Warnings: le sick, this is kind of self indulgent in a way but at the same time your sick so... you have the right while your sick.
Autre warnings: this is my first fic, it's probably gonna suck ;-;
also soup is the food of the gods in this for some reason
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Dazai:
•he bursts out laughing at first, making fun of you (in a friendly way)
•Once he's done with his laughing fit, he does (try to) take care of you
•ok he's not the worst at taking care of people, but I feel like the worst part would be him making fun of you
•he won't let you go to work/school (if you're a student like in highschool pretend you're older), just because he's laughing at you, doesn't mean he doesn't care.
•he'd cuddle you, then end up getting sick, then you take care if him and cuddle him, then you get sick and so on until one of you realizes you can't cuddle (aka you, and he complains. This is the same for Nikolai)
•he pisses you off, but he loves you
"how did you get sick?!" He laughs as he hands you a bowl of soup, as you lie in the silky sheets of your shared bed with the worst cold of your life. You shoot him a glare as you take the soup in your shaking hands, making sure not to drop it.
"I already told you, my coworker got me sick!" You begin to eat your soup, frustrated and pissed. He plants a kiss on your forehead
"I'll call your work and tell them you're taking the day off!" He skips to the other room. You lie there, thankful for your lovely boyfriend.
(I don't simp for dazai so it was hard to write for him. This is my first fanfic EVER, be quiet. I only put dazai at the top for a friend.)
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Chuuya:
•He's easy to anger, so when you get sick, he knows you probably did something stupid to get yourself sick.
•Unlike Dazai, he's a good cook, but still he makes you soup, and angrily holds it out to you.
•he takes care of you, but acts angry the whole time. I say acts, but he really is angry, but he also cares about you. But is still angry.
•he's not Bakugou level angry, he's still calm(ish)
•he does verbally abuse you the whole time though.
•But it's not actually abuse. I feel like he just calls you dumbass and idiot.
•he's very forceful with everything he does ("eat! Or I'll force feed you!") ←(this is my fav head cannon for him, he would)
•He cuddles you, but somehow this man does not get sick, until he does, then you take care of him, but he doesn't let you touch him while taking care of him so the same thing that happened with dazai doesn't happen with you. There will be no cycle.
•He also buys you a lot of expensive medicine
•you piss him off, but so does everything
"You idiot! How the hell did you get yourself sick?!" He hands the bowl soup to you.
"I was playing in the rain with a cat." You give him an innocent look as he shoots you a glare.
"Why?! You knew it would get you sick!"
"but... there was puddles... and a cat who liked water..."
Chuuya facepalms. "Seriously?!" He sighs, calming himself down. He sits next to you on the bed as you eat your soup. He's rich, and I feel like you begged him to buy a tv for he bedroom. You guys watch my hero academia. Even though I said he cuddles you while sick, I don't think he'd actually unless you cling to him, then he'll let you sometimes. But he just sits on the other side of the bed as you watch anime together, and pass out in eachothers presence.
(I cringed at this one, it wasn't as good as I hoped. I made him a tiny bit ooc too ;-; idk I feel like it's good for a first time.)
✧.𖥔 ݁ ˖𖦹⭒°。⋆✧˖°.✧˖°.✧˖.𖥔 ݁ ˖𖦹⭒°。⋆°.✧˖°.✧˖°..𖥔 ݁ ˖𖦹⭒°。⋆
Kunikida:
•He's nicer than the rest of them
•He's the only decently normal one of the boys.
•he makes you soup and blah blah blah
•He doesn't cuddle you, he has common sense
•You don't want to get him sick either, so....
•He buys you medicine, he knows the best kinds
(I couldn't think of a scenario. Sorry)
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Akutagawa:
•Has no idea what to do
•He thinks you're gonna die so he makes this whole dramatic speech
•All you have is a common cold 😭
•after he figures out you're not gonna die, he asks what he can do
•He goes to the store to buy you medicine
•He doesn't know what else to do
•you tell him it's fine and all you need is a few days off of work
•He feels too bad, so he goes on one of those weird websites
•Next thing you know he comes in a skateboard and circling around you, chanting these weird, demonic words 😭
•"Wa bubu shaaaaaa qut epeu turu!"
"Aku wth are you doing?!"
"Curing your sick"
𓍢ִ໋✧˚ ༘ ⋆。˚♡✧˖°~∆⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚𓍢ִ໋✧˚ ༘ ⋆。˚♡✧˖°~∆⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚𓍢ִ໋
I too lazy to write for anyone else, this is a quick drabble and my first fanfic. I hope you liked it!
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youling-the-ghost · 3 months ago
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sfth incorrect quotes pt.5 because who needs a normal hobby anyway (the generator I used)
Luke: That's a nice arguement, Sam. Why don't you back it up with a source? Sam: My source is that I made it the fuck up! Luke: How high are you? Tom: Mm, I don’t know how to say it in feet. Sam: No, he's asking what drugs are you on. Tom: Oh, antidepressants, why? AJ: Where the devil is Tom? Luke: Well, it is raining outside… Maybe he melted? Sam: Shall I look outside for a tiny, ill-fitting hat?
Sam: If bees can be fish and boys can be girls, then why can't my dad love me? Tom: I thought I was going to have to yell at you, but now I think I should hug you.
Luke walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: Tom, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK. Tom, sipping coffee happily: I love you too :) Sam, after sneaking into AJ’s bedroom: Hey, wake up! AJ, half awake: Huh!? Sam: I just murdered your entire family! AJ: …But I live alone. Sam: Huh? Then who are these people in your house??? AJ: There’s people in my house? Sam: Well not anymore! Dumb bitch! You could’ve died! You’re welcome! AJ: They… well, I wouldn't call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff? Tom: Um, murder??? Sam: Adventuring! Luke: Tuesday. Luke: You can de-escalate literally any situation by asking ‘are we about to kiss?’ Luke: Doesn't work with getting out of speeding tickets, though. Luke: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you? Tom: Luke, it's four o'clock in the morning. Luke: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket? Tom: Sam gets offended by everything. Sam: What did you say about me?!? Tom: Tom: Case in point. Luke: wow you and Tom are home early from the movies. What happened? AJ: We got kicked out because Tom wouldn't stop yelling diving scores as people jumped off the titanic. Tom: That last guy had a solid 8, I'm telling you! Sam: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it. Tom: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side. Luke: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE! Sam: What are your three best qualities? Luke: I’m hot, I have soft hair, and sometimes I cry because I love my friends. Sam: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. AJ: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel. Luke: A realist sees a freight train. Tom: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks. Tom: Luke! Have you no dignity? Luke: Of course not! How long have we known eachother? Tom: AJ? What are you doing here? AJ, wearing a hawaiian shirt, sunglasses and holding a gatorade: My best. Luke: A stake to the heart won't kill a vampire if their tits are big enough. AJ: Yeah, you just catch it. Tom: Nah nah nah, deflects it. Stake? Just bounces right off. Done. Back to doing hot girl shit. Sam: Then I just use a spear instead. Luke: You are trying so hard to kill a vampire with big bazongas, and for what? Why would you do that to the ecosystem? Tom, cowering in fear: What do you want from me?! Sam, standing in front of Tom: *bites into the whole KitKat bar like a heathen* Tom, crying: Please...stop...
Tom: Be right back, gonna hit the toilet for a quick power sob. AJ: I did it! I memorized everything in the book! I'm gonna ace this test! Sam: Ok, AJ, I'll give you one more question before you go. What ended in 1918? AJ: 1917. Sam: ...You're ready. Luke: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products! Luke: *sprays hairspray in his mouth* Luke: Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good. Tom: Sam just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then he reached down and untied my shoe. Luke: I'm going the fight the next person who insults Sam. Sam: I hate myself. Luke: Alright, square up. *AJ is considering cancelling plans, and Tom and Sam are advising him on what to do* Tom: Just don't go. Sam: Say you’re ill! Tom: Pretend to break your leg. Sam: Really break your leg! AJ: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset? Luke: No, I said "AJ, don't lick that swingset" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset. AJ: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon. Tom: Spear. AJ: BLOCKED. Sam: Quacking in my boobs over this Sam: QUAKING* Sam: BOOTS* FUCKER.
+ Bonus message from the programmer of the generator:
Congratulations! You've stumbled upon a secret message from me (the programmer of this generator): Remember to drink water. And also take your meds if you have those and are supposed to take them. Also, have a nice day if that's a possibility. I hope y'all are doing great, and remember: Happy pride month! Always respect eachother's pronouns! (sadly it's no longer pride month but that that doesn't mean that we shouldn't continue to respect each other's pronouns)
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moonlightkitties · 26 days ago
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Full Moons are Ruff - Kieran Duffy x Werewolf! Reader
Plot: After you transform during a full moon, Kieran goes to investigate where you are after you don't come back from guard duty.
Word Count: 1k+
A/N: (y/n) has she/her pronouns.
Credit to @strangergraphics for the divider!!!
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It was the middle of October. the air was freezing cold but you didn't mind, you loved the cold, especially during a full moon. You've been a werewolf for a few months after you got bit by one when you were camping and no one suspected a thing. You've been hiding yourself during your transformations but it seemed like this one came earlier than expected. Your limbs ached, you groaned as you fell on the ground, your body spasming.
"No" you growled, trying to get up 'Not in front of camp' you crawled a few miles from camp, your nails extracting into claws, your arms growing fur, your back arched, it felt like it was growing. Your growled and snapped as your werewolf form took over your body, letting out a loud howl, you, or rather it huffed and puffed. Your werewolf self raced into the woods, smelling out innocent prey that was wondering through the night.
You gained control a few minutes into running through the woods. You whimpered in fear, you hated being alone during your transformation but you had a feeling you would be shot if you ever showed yourself to your fellow gang members. You walked along the woods, you were like a regular wolf but you were bigger, bigger than two irish wolfhounds if they were standing on top of eachother. You sniffed the air, an aroma of an earthy smell filled your nostrils. Kind of like horses but more...human? The wolf followed the smell and you laid eyes on Kieran Duffy.
You stepped on a large branch, creating a loud snap. Kieran jumped and clutched his rifle. Looking into the woods, the wolf growled and you hoped that it wouldn't attack him. You've had the biggest crush on Kieran since he joined and you really didn't want to ruin your chances with him, if you had any chances at all.
"O'Driscoll!" You bent down trying to hide, your form was huge but the woods and moonlight covered it. Kieran huffed at Bill, who called on him "Yeah?" he asked, standing up quickly "Have you seen (y/n)? She was supposed to be on guard duty." A flash of concern went across Kieran's face "Oh, um, n-no, I haven't seen her." Bill sighed "Lets just hope those over grown mutts didn't get her." You growled at that 'Mutts? We're not mutts!' you threatened to run and attack him but you pushed the feeling away, you couldn't make yourself be known.
Werewolves have been spotted over the past few months and their pelts can go for thousands of dollars. Dutch has debated on sending Arthur and some others out to hunt some, saying how much they could be worth. It terrified you, thinking if Dutch or anyone ever found out about you. He would never hurt a gang member but he was unpredictable.
"Well go into the woods and check on her!" Williamson snapped bucking up at Kieran. He obeyed but stomped away, you could hear his irritated mumbling. "Idiot Williamson, making me look for her, why can't he do it?" You followed him, making sure you were as quiet as possible. Kieran went in deeper and tensed at a howl, your eyes widen and you howled back, another werewolf, possibly an alpha was trying to know where you were. Kieran gasped and quickly turned around, his eyes widen and he took a step back, he spotted you.
He pointed his rifle at you and you gasped, your ears flattening. You were huge and tall, which was very intimidating for the thin man that was about to shoot you. You let out a tiny whine, your tail tucking underneath your stomach, maybe that would make you seem less scary. Kieran took a step back, his eyes softening at your state. His rifle was still up but the grip on it loosened. You bent closer to the ground. Giving him your best puppy eyes, he bent down and looked over you. You guessed a bit of your clothing was on your fur because when he spotted it, he picked up a piece of fabric and looked into your eyes.
"(y/n)?" He asked, his voice quiet, you let out another whine. His hands shaking, he slowly brought his hand up and gently stroked your forehead, scratching behind your ears. You nuzzled your big fluffy head into his hand and he gave you a small smile "So, you're the one everyone is terrified about, huh?" He asked, a hint of a laugh in his voice "You're not a monster, you're more of a big dog!" Your fluffy tail wagged, swaying the leafs back and forth.
Kieran stayed with you until the sun rose and covered you in a blanket, leading you back into camp, making sure no one would see you coming back into camp butt naked. As you got dressed, your mind went back to Kieran, he was so gentle and sweet with you, maybe you should tell the gang about your little secret. When you walked out of your tent and towards Kieran, you started to get nervous, what if he told Dutch?
He gave you a smile once you had the courage to walk over to him fully. "Did you um, did you tell Dutch?" you asked, sitting next to him on the ground. He shook his head "No, I figured it wasn't my place to," you sighed in relief "Thank you Kieran," he looked up at you "Why?" You looked away, you weren't exactly the best with thanking people. "For staying with me and not shooting me," you said, he took your hand "I would never hurt you, you've been so kind to me since I've been here." You looked at him in the eyes, now was the chance. Tell him how you feel!
Before you could speak, Kieran spoke first "Do you want to um, go fishing with me some time?" he asked, his face flushing a bright pink. You nodded, taking his hand "I would love to." He tuck your hair into your hair and slowly brought his face towards you.
You put your hands into his hair, pushing him closer to you and pulling him into a sweet, loving kiss. He whimpered as you pushed your tongue deeper into his mouth, your sharp canines biting his lower lip as you pulled apart.
Maybe full moons weren't that bad.
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miss-dollette · 1 year ago
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I’m a pretty tall girl, like, no kidding, I’m 6’1”
I’m always seeing headcanons of Ghost with tiny girls and it’s so sad 'cause like I can’t really relate? 😭 So maybe, pls, can you do one list of headcanons of Simon with a very tall woman? 🥲🥹
Simon "Ghost" Riley x Tall!Reader.
TW: Sprinkle of spice.
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Both of your presence captures attention as you stroll down the road together, turning heads everywhere.
It doesn't matter how tall you are, Simon will pick you up, bridal style, and carry you anywhere you want. He has no problem doing this and will do it happily.
You both have sore necks and backs from looking down all day. Whether it's talking to people, having to bend your head down to do anything on counters, or being cramped in small places.
There's no need for professional messages. You're both there for eachothers aching muscle needs. You'll message oils into the back of his muscled neck, while his rough hands will feel oh-so smooth on your oiled back. It will lead to other things, so keep that in mind.
Anytime you feel self-concious about your height, he'll soothe your insecurity in the best way he could. He's not the best at words, but the way his thumb rubs into your arm just let's you know all that isn't said.
On the plus side, it's so easy for him to give you smooches. No need for all that bending down or tiptoe stuff, your just so easy to kiss.
It doesn't matter how tall you are, he'll always treat you like a lady. He'll affirm over and over how beautiful you are, how sexy you look, and how he'll always be there for you. Even if the way he says it is subtle, you'll understand.
He will not stop you from wearing high heels. If you want to wear high heels, do it and do it proudly. Anyone who has anything to say answers to him.
Any idiot who tries making you feel insecure about your height is gonna get tactfully put down. He'll lead you away from the conversation if they make you uncomfortable.
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wlwdottcom · 6 months ago
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friends? - ellie williams (au)
ellie williams x fem!reader 🌿
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you and ellie were just friends.. who fucked. sometimes!
but your sex started to get more and more intimate, it didn't seem like two fuck buddies anymore.
she started saying things like "you belong to me" and even letting “i love your pussy" slip.
you found yourself fixing your hair in the mirror before going over to her house and making sure your makeup looked cute, even though she ruined it every time.
like tonight, she had asked you to come over.
ellie
can u come over? not to fuck tho, i wanna talk.
you
yeah, i’ll be there in fifteen
you sat up in bed and stared at yourself in the mirror, finding little imperfections, a fire inside you wanted to look perfect for ellie.
"why should it matter?' you told yourself, but for some reason it did.
also why the fuck does ellie wanna talk?? like just talk me through it bae.
buuuuut.. you may or may not have been developing tiny itty bitty (you wanted to be her forever) feelings for ellie.
we're you gonna tell her????
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK NO.
anyway. you got ready and started walking to ellie's house, she lived up the street, which was good for you.
your mind was racing of what ellie was going to talk to you about.
what if she was going to stop your guys “thing”???
RAHHH ILL START TWEAKING
you step on her doorstep and knock, ellie quickly opens the door and her face softens when she sees you.
i hope that’s a good thing UGHH SHES SO PRETTY RAAA
“hey, come in.” she backed up to make room for you to come inside.
“let’s go to my room, yeah?” she smiled at you and started to walk to her room.
yeah? YEAH?? YOURE GETTING IT.
jkjkjk guys she wants to talk i’m respectful 🥰
she sat down on her own bed and waited for you to sit down too, she smiled at you when you did.
“so.. uhh.. fuck, this is hard.” she hugged and looked down at her hands that were fiddling with her bedsheets.
“y’know what else is hard? sorry.” you joked and looked down, WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
she laughed and then looked at you for a few seconds.
“i caught feelings for you, uh.. and i wanted to tell you.”
your eyes widen when she says that and you smile.
FFFFFFFFFUCK YEAH
“i like you too!!! i mean.. me too.” you said the ending in a fake sweet tone and she smiled and pulled you into a kiss, it didn’t feel like lust anymore, it felt like love.
she pulled away after a few seconds, and smiled at you.
“so.. friends who love eachother like girlfriends?” she grinned.
“shut up, you dork.” you laugh and playfully push her shoulder, this hoe.
“sorry, sorry. will you be my girlfriend?” she looked at you with hope in her eyes.
“nahhh mama.. we not like thatt..” you said in a deep tone, making her laugh, you laughed with her.
“yeah, i’ll be your girlfriend you fucking idiot.” you smile and she laughs before kissing you.
wow first ellie fic what do we think 😩😩
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gtcopter · 6 months ago
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my favorite setup for a sizeswap is having it be like a freaky friday type situation where the giant and the tiny are jealous of the other's size. picture a human and borrower who've known eachother for a while, the borrower is obviously jealous of the human who gets to go outside and talk to other humans and basically do everything from the borrower's perspective. but maybe the human has a really shitty job or a hectic schedule and is jealous of the borrower for not having to deal with pesky human responsibilities, or maybe they're a celebrity who's tired of the attention and wishes they could just be invisible and unknown to the world like the borrower. then all of a sudden they wake up (bonus points if it's after they have a talk or an argument about how good they think the other one has it) and bam! get sizeswapped idiots. so now they get to see eachother's struggles and realise that no it's not all sunshine and rainbows on the other side actually.
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justallihere · 10 months ago
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sweet, beautiful human, you are killing me. the slow burn is killing me. 6-7 ish chapters ago it was bearable, but now it has me crazed beyond belief. it's my own fault, though because i DARED imagine all the good stuff that is to come (not me writing fanfic for this fanfic in my head lol)
i was willing to beg for violet to at least face him on the bed if she wouldn't have in this chapter. really, truly, it was a milestone i was agonising over. she still has to sleep facing him though... ah, the sweet torture...
some of my favourite bits:
-sgaeyl telling him “There isn’t shame in wanting her,” [...] “In wanting more with her. In desiring a mate, and companionship. Do you think it changes who you are to not want to be alone?” because she knows him, and what he feels and what he needs and my poor baby is so lonely and love starved and touch starved and he won't even admit it to himself (but he admitted he cares for her hell to the yes!)
-'“You’re not okay, Violet,” he said softly.' this made me scream at my screen "just hug her!" but of course he didn't
-just the way you made this chapter feel like his existence gravitates around her (eachother's centers of gravity indeed) *masterful*
this message has no end I just needed to recollect myself and go back to reality after re-reading in my lunch break
I feel like I need to go back to and put a note at the beginning of sitq for all new readers that warns everyone that the slow burn really is slow 😂 at this point I’m ready to drag it out even more just to keep torturing you guys 🥰
No but seriously I cannot get over all the love and support this fic has gotten, I smile like an idiot reading all your comments and asks and I wouldn’t have made it this far at all without your support!!!!
I absolutely LOVED writing Xaden & Sgaeyl in this chapter so it makes me all fuzzy to see how much you guys loved that convo too. Since Xaden and Violet first met in this fic they’ve just been circling around each other and and with every pass they get just a teensy tiny bit closer
Thank you so much, I love you dearly, so sorry to do this to you (except I’m not at all)!!! Please enjoy the rest of your day (I’m about to post another snippet if that helps)!!!! 💕
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glitch-the-artist · 8 months ago
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OKAY FINAL TAKE ON RAILY ROUNDUPS LORE
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I know this is like the millionth time, but this is the final one I swear.
okay so, raily roundup used to be the next in line for prince in the castle town. Which means that raily was ralsei’s brother, which will come into play later. For now all you need to know is that raily was supposed to take the throne as the prince of the dark, but wanted something else instead. He wanted to get into action, he wanted to be well known across the land of the dark worlds because of how little darkeners cared about the castle town royal family.
One day, while playing around with his brother ralsei, he got lost and found himself deep within the scarlet forest. He found himself at some weird place with only one single tree in the middle of the place, with a certain long white hair individual. They seemed to be a nice person, and introduced themself as a lone traveler. They seemed kind of creepy, but raily has seen worst due to the tales his parents told him. This person asked raily to sit down next to them by the tree, so they could get to know eachother, which the young prince agreed too.
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the individual asked him why he was so far away from the path, which raily said he got lost while playing. This person asked him if he was okay, which led to raily telling them that they are the next prince of the dark, which is something he doesn’t want. This individual asked him what he wanted to be, and when raily told them about his dream to be well known, the person then told him about a place called static sea, where dreams come true and people will get to know your name. Raily was then tempted to go to that place, but didn’t want to leave his brother behind, Which then the person convinced him otherwise, then the individual brought raily back to the main path in scarlet forest, and before departing they give raily a gift, and that was a little tiny crystal.
Raily soon went home, during the night he sneaked he way out of the castle and started his journey to static seas. After a long journey, he found himself at static studios, where he was noticed by the idiot ceo himself, Mr. Rook. During this time, Rook was trying to find shows to greenlit so he could get more viewers, and after seeing a random darkener with a big dream coming to his doorstep, he knew that this was his time to make action.
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Raily was soon taken in right away, and given his own tv show that was in production. Mr. Rook told the well know director back then, filmso, to direct this show. Soon raily was everywhere while it was produced, so much merch, advertisements, hell he even got his own island in static seas, Everything was leading up to his show’s premiere. Everyone was telling him that he was gonna be the best, everyone was telling him that he was going to take the world by storm, just like what he wanted.
Oh how wrong they were, raily’s show was not popular at all. No one was watching it, the reviews called it terrible, and everything started to go downhill. Raily was lied to, everyone told him that he was going to be important at last, but he never was. And when he needing his show to get a little bit more time, he was just kicked out by the rook, due to him knowing that it wasn’t worth staking the studios reputation, “business is business” as he claims.
He soon was just kicked out of static seas ground, and sent to his now abandoned island. Static studios then went though a huge change trying to cover up the show, making sure people don’t associate them with it. They stopped all advertisements and merch instantly, and even out there best director, filmso, into a janitors job all because of it. But that didn’t matter, raily was now hopelessly abandoned… at least so he thought.
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Sometime in the past, his island used to belong to another darkener who was long forgotten. They were named iris, and she used to be a famous ballerina, but now became a corrupted darkmare who lurked around the remains of her old theater. Raily soon stumbled into this theater, and was found by iris who has changed her name to “pully”. Pully was about to just kill off raily, but realizes that they had something on him. A shadow crystal. Instead of killing raily off, she latches onto him like some parasite. She basically made it where she was now his soul, and that raily cannot live without her.
Raily then slowly started to go mad, he soon became furious at everyone, he blamed both darkeners and lighteners for what happened to him. He hated everything, he wanted to go back to his old life as a prince, at least it was better than being alone. He couldn’t take it anymore, why didn’t no one love him? Why couldn’t he be loved?? Why did they just throw him away like he was just a broken crayon??? Why did they do this to him, why!? WHY WHY WHY!? IF YOU COULDN’T BRING ME TO MY DREAMS THEN WHY DID YOU TELL ME I HAD A CHANCE, YOU STUPID STUDIO IDIOTS!?!? YOUR THE REASON IM LIKE THIS, I CANT TAKE IT NO MORE I WANT TO GO BACK WHY CANT I GO BACK!? BRING ME BACK BRING ME-
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the mysterious person appeared, they seemed to be happy about how raily ended up. Raily then realized something, they wanted this to happen to him. He tried to ask them why, but they soon just vanished without a trace. Leaving raily as a former husk of his old self, as his world slowly grew darker.. yet darker…
Okay I’m not gonna change his story anymore, this is the best it can get. Hope y’all enjoyed this info dump.
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