#tinky ask hours

[maze-of-sweets]

throws this at you and skitters away

[maze-of-sweets]

🧸anon wyd when i do this to you?

prison

let... me .... out ...........

[the-bastard-box]

{Kai wonders through the witchwood forest. His black zipper hoodie half done up he held a notebook as he scrawled stuff down. He found a small sandtimer, He shakes it a few times before smiling and carrying on to walk around}

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The sandtimer shakes itself aggressively, before a tall, goat-like creature appears.

“Hey, don’t shake that. That’s really annoying, you know?.. obviously not, since you just shook it.” The creature leans down, looking at the human with his orange goat-like eyes, inspecting Kai thoroughly.

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[razmeteor]

Here’s a picture of one of my dogs

[thesiblingsoftheblackandwhite]

HEY! STOP THAT!! Tinky, don’t listen to them. It was never your fault. It never will be your fault. You’re safe here. See? Pokey’s with you this time. And everyone else is still in the house.

They're right, they're right.

Pokotho lays Tinky's head on his lap, playing with his hair as he rubs his tears on his plush toy.

It's not your fault, just like it wasn't mine. If anything happens, we're still here. But Blinky's going to be really mad at that watcher...

[maze-of-sweets]

RRRRAAAAGGGHHHHHH I AM PUTTING THAT DIRECTLY IN MY MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shaky shaky

@the-maze-of-sweets-and-songs

[idledearest]

Hatchetverse - OFFICE LORDS & QUEEN (Design Concept)

BONUS: Tinky and Blinky without glasses

WIGGLY

- Looks like Paul but green and with unkempt hair. Also if Paul was even more snarky & sarcastic, slightly more intimidating, and an even bigger asshole. Just less passive in general. He can hide it well though, after all he's sly and calculated. He's got high leading office businessman charisma, the type to get all the good deals. Comes off as manipulative and condescending.

POKEY

- The co-worker who listens to music on max and ignores everyone on purpose. Worst part is, people can hear whatever it is he's listening to. Impatient, standoffish, easily annoyed and highly dramatic. He looks like Bill if he had Solomon's personality and demeanor. The most unapproachable of the bunch. Embodiment of eye-rolls and side-eyes. Definitely the type to look at someone with full disgust and judgement and will make a show of it.

BLINKY

- He's definitely the office gossip. The kind who always looks over people's shoulder and take a peak at people's computers or phones. Also the one who stalks people's social media and uses their info as blackmail. Definitely an eavesdropper and the one standing around and watching. May also have zero filter in what he says, sometimes making people uncomfortable; To his enjoyment.

TINKY

- This guy definitely gives off "Pepe Silvia" energy. Has watches on both wrists, maybe even pocket watches hidden in his pockets. Very messy and disheveled in terms of appearance. He's a very skilled (and demonically fast) accountant though. If "running on nothing but 5 shots of espresso" is an office worker. Definitely the flirt or a charmer of the office; Thrives off of compliments and boasts about and uses it against people.

NIBBLY

- The guy who ALWAYS steals people's lunches and will not feel guilty nor shame for it. Always has a bag of pastries and drinks from any cafe. Will bite and snarl if asked to share. The type who always forgets to turn in work yet doesn't get fired (of course his brothers are biased for each other). His things are everywhere and take up space.

WEBBY

- The one everyone (unfairly) hates. "We used to work with her. Then we fired her." statements from co-workers (brothers). Gives off "mom of the office" energy. Very sweet and patient. And a pushover; The type to stay after hours to clean after everyone (or do the work everyone dumped on her). Looks out for the office type of deal.

🩵💜💛🩷💚🤍

so sorry about this long ass post i just wanted to get all the details i had while designing their outfits HAHAHA this genuinely took way longer than it should because i kept passing out so much 😭

just so everyone knows, i designed these outfits as a concept to what they could potentially wear if they were summoned in an office like ccrp AND what their actors and actresses could wear on stage. so it's like a stageplay costume design concept kind of thing too. so at least all of them ,excluding webby, has the “fuzz” texture on their outfits. reasoning as to why webby doesnt have fuzz is because she’s most likely the only one to fully present as the most human out of all of them to be more approachable and welcoming; not garish and uncanny like her brothers.

also yes, i finally found out curt had bright yellow eyeshadow as tinky so i added it. i gave tinks a stubble too cuz idk i want a 9-5 job reflecting on his face HAHAHA.

[genderless-crimes]

a few Lords in Black headcanons that have been buzzing around in my head

As far as siblings go, the Lords in Black actually get along really well. There's lots of playful banter and fighting, but it's all in good fun

Blinky likes to wear mascara and eye liner. Depending on the form he's in, it can take anywhere from 15 minutes to 7 hours to apply it

Nibbly and Blinky are aromatic, Tinky is ace, Wiggly is pan and Pokey is a butch he/him lesbian (this is bc I showed my gf a picture of Pokey and she called him a butch he/him lesbian and her word is law)

Pokey is constantly trying to overthrow Wiggly as the leader, and every time he does Wiggly absolutely beats his ass, then they just pretend like nothing happened until he tries again

Tinky is trans. Don't ask in which direction bc idk

Nibbly has a habit of eating his brother's favorite humans just to get a reaction from them (he is not immune to younger sibling syndrome)

Speaking of which, the order their names are said in The Summoning is their order of "birth"

Wiggly will just... turn into his doll form sometimes for seemingly no reason

Might add more to this later

[calglitchedout]

[Ping! An email from Grace]

Hello! Sorry if this on short notice, but there's something I'd like to ask of you

So, Max Jagerman seems to have gone completely insane. As in swinging an axe and covered in blood insane. I'm pretty sure this is because of Tinky's daughter.

It's not the blood and axe murdering I have a problem with (I've done that myself), but I'm worried he may come to my house given that he likes me. I should be fine, but Mary is only little and I don't want to risk her getting hurt, so could she stay with you until I can protect my house?

Sincerely, Grace Chasity

@the-chasity-power-hour

Um....I'd have to ask my partner about that, but since Mary's a part of my collective, I'll make sure she is protected either way.

[age-of-play-i-say]

Sentence prompts, huh? Well, never let it be said that I'm not predictable...

"Oh sweetie - if you can't hold it anymore, just do your tinkles on teddy..."

-🐻⚡️

CG and potty-training Little are heading home from what was supposed to be a quick Saturday afternoon errand run: dropping things at the library, stopping by the grocery store, and then picking up some Thai food for tonight. Because they had meant to be out for 90 minutes, 2 hours tops, CG allowed Little to wear big kid undies, just this once! Little was so excited, they have yet to be out of the house with no padding since the potty training started! This will be their first test, and they're determined to prove themselves as a big kid. CG even asked them at the restaurant if they needed to go. Little knew home was a 10 minute car ride away, so they said no. They wanted CG to have no excuse to diaper them up for every outing like this. Unfortunately, the universe has other plans, and the two of them get stuck behind a car accident caused by some serious surprise road construction. No escape routes, no turn offs, no diapers, let's go.

CG: Whoa, what's going on up here? This wasn't here on our way down to the store.

Little: looks scary daddy!! *clutches teddy tightly* shiny stuff all over da road. . .

CG: Pieces of the car, yeah. Wow, looks like the clean-up crew just got here. We're gonna be sitting for awhile, Baby. Here, why don't you enjoy your bubble tea and watch a little Emperor's New Groove on Daddy's phone?

Little: really Daddy?? *bouncing in their booster seat*

CG: Yes, you've been so good for me and I don't want the accident to scare you. Go to your happy place, sweetie, I’ll call you back when we're ready to move.

10 minutes later:

Little: drinkie all gone Daddy! *wiggling with teddy* we almos goin home??

CG: Not yet, Baby. Looks like it's pretty complicated up there. Good job with your drink! Are you doing okay with your movie?

Little: *wiggling faster* hh- mm-hmm! how much longer till home??

CG: I don't know yet, Baby. Be patient for Daddy, okay?

10 minutes later:

CG: I know it's not fun, Baby, but it's gonna be okay, looks like the crew is about halfway done with their work. Can you keep being good for Daddy?

Little: umm!! wanna be good, wanna be big kid!! but um!! *hides face in teddy and plunges one hand down to hold tight against their baby parts, sniffling*

CG: Oh no! Does my sweet Baby need to make tinkles? And you were doing so well with your big kid undies, too!

Little: *crying and potty dancing in their seat with their hand on their undies* no fair!!!! ‘s no fair, Daddy, am a big kid!!! b-but needa make tinkles!! emerg-*hiccups, begins to wail* emergency!!

CG: Oh Sweetie, - if you can't hold it anymore, let's just do your tinkles on Teddy. Here, I’ll take him. Lift up your tush off the seat. Shhhh, it's okay, we’ll wash him at home.

Little: ahh! hhh teddy feels good, Daddy!! *wiggling and sniffling* woulda m-made it!! stupid cars!! stupidt road!! *crying louder again*

CG: I know it, Baby. This won't count against you for future big kid clothes, okay? For now, we gotta get those tinkles out before they start hurting. Come on, sweetie, you can do it. Can you show Daddy how you’d make peepee in your big kid potty at home?

Little: y-ye Daddy *reaches out to cling to Daddy's hand and sniffles once more before a loud hissing noise fills the car* ahhhh - m-makin peepee Daddy!! mmm teddy all wet!

Daddy: There we go, good Baby! That's Daddy's good, sweet Baby. Oh, that sounds like it feels good, sweetie. Are you feeling better?

Little: almos done peepee Daddy feels so good! *stream finally slows to a trickle and then stops while Baby shivers* hhhah all done tinkies!!

Daddy: And it looks like we’re moving again! Good job, Baby! Tell you what. You're right, that wasn't fair, and you didn't make a mess in your carseat. We’re calling this a success!

Little: really?? thank Daddy!! *bouncing on Teddy until Teddy squelches, then a little whimper*

Daddy: We’ll be home in 10 minutes now, Baby, but I have a question for you. Big kids get to choose, so when we get home, do you want to be cleaned up and keep wearing big kid undies? Or do you want soft, cozy protection after all of that? Keep in mind you won't have Teddy to snuggle for a few hours while I clean him up.

Little: ohh umm *hides face in hands* wan diapies Daddy, please!

CG: Of course, sweetie. You can wear your diapers, Daddy understands.

[thesiblingsoftheblackandwhite]

Scary is one way to put it.

He hugs his own knees, bringing a fist to his mouth without chewing on it.

What fucking ‘learning opportunity’? Didn’t He teach then enough bullshit?...Teach me enough?

[Tinky is sitting in his part of The Black, looking at his pocket watch quietly, something is clearly bothering him, he curls up a bit, hugging his knees]

Stupid feelings...

[maze-of-sweets]

family portrait!!!!!!!!!! i’m waiting soooo patiently for a blinky to split (we had a wiggly but he was an asshole so he got sent to hell for gracie goos sake lawl)

[deathbydran0]

Now we've had the LIB on a reality TV show so get ready for...

THE LIB ON A ROAD TRIP + WEBBY

(Inspired by some fanart I saw on Instagram)

Webby is obviously driving because the others would teleport into a fucking ditch near the M25 (no matter where they were before)

They'd also probably call her to pick them up anyway because they tried to fly it and then realised that cars don't fly and they'd accidentally set it on fire.

Pokey is in the front passenger seat because he wanted to pick the music

Wiggly and he had a scrap outside the car before they set off (for the seat.)

Pokey's music taste is shit and Wiggly isn't listening to FNAF Beatbox for six hours

Wiggly is now sitting in the middle because he wants to also have access to the dashboard (so he can turn the music off on purpose and so he can backseat drive)

His seatbelt isn't on. He's probably standing up or lying over everyone else because 'he's bored'

About an hour in Webby used her webs to keep him in his seat because he's a little bitch.

Nibbly is on Wiggly's right and has all the snacks

He refuses to share them and eats them really dramatically on purpose (with sound effects)

Blinky is on Wiggly's left and REALLY wants to play 'I Spy'

Tinky keeps answering said I Spy questions with 'Ted Spankoffski' (no matter the letter)

Blinky is fed up as shit with the Ted obsession so keeps pointing at random places and saying 'Oi, Ted's over there'

Tinky falls for it every time

Tinky has been thrown into the boot, just playing with his Rubik's Cube

He has also lobbed said Rubik's Cube at Nibbly's head several times out of sheer boredom (and because he wants the food)

Out of spite Nibbly then swallowed it, choked it back up and gave it back to him. Tinky started throwing it at Wiggly after that.

Wiggly then threatened to set the sniggles on him and Webby has threatened to throw them all out the car.

Oh, and where are they going you may ask?

Butlins. They're going to Butlins.

(Ty @vesperione for the location)

[marvelmaniac715]

I put this on AO3 but you might like it here as well:

Wiggly stumbled into the Black and White, coated in ash. With a bemused grin, he observed:

“Well, that went well.”

His four brothers looked up from the table they were playing ‘Go Fish’ at. Nibbly asked (whilst munching on a playing card):

“Wait, did it actually go well or is this sarcasm again?”

Wiggly frowned and said:

“It actually went well, I baited Russia into nuking Hatchetfield, giving us lots of new fwendy-wends to torment down here in the Black.”

Wiggly’s four brothers cheered before Tinky suddenly frowned and asked:

“Wait a minute… you killed Ted?”

Shrugging, Wiggly replied:

“Yes, what’s it to you?”

Tinky burst into tears, wailing:

“He’s mine! You promised you wouldn’t poach!”

As this happened, Blinky stared at Tinky and Wiggly over his glasses, musing:

“So nice to get the whole family together again… got any threes?”

Pokey shook his head before adding:

“I for one think our elder brother put on a marvellous show - I’m glad to see the jingle I wrote did not go to waste.”

Tinky pointed accusingly at Pokey and exclaimed:

“Paul got killed too! He was the star of your show, aren’t you mad about it?!”

Pokey’s expression soured. He crossed his arms and glared at Wiggly, muttering darkly:

“I hadn’t thought about that. You owe me a Paul.”

Wiggly shrugged, brushing this demand off with a breezy:

“Oh, just steal one from a different timeline - there’s one where he’s a cat so he’s already submissive.”

Pokey sighed, pointing out:

“It won’t work if he isn’t secretly headstrong, there’s no conflict otherwise. It’s like you’ve never seen a musical in your life.”

Wiggly rolled his eyes, replying:

“I haven’t, that’s the point.”

With this, the Black and White descended into uproar, with four out of the five brothers yelling at each other about their various grievances, including certain Hatchetfield citizens being murdered and ‘all the good food being destroyed’ (that was Nibbly’s rather short-lived complaint). The only brother who wasn’t yelling was Blinky, who had retreated into a shadowy corner to watch the brawl.

After around half an hour of fighting, Webby materialised next to Blinky in the Black, laughing at the childish squabbling. She and Blinky exchanged light pleasantries before settling down to watch the arguments over the fate of this timeline’s Hatchetfield. Finally, Webby turned to her brother and asked concernedly:

“Wait, you’re their scout, aren’t you? Aren’t you gonna tell our brothers that I’m here?”

Blinky shrugged, not even taking his attention off of the fight as he replied:

“Nah, babe, I live for the drama, stay as long as you want.”

By the time the rest of their brothers noticed that Blinky wasn’t joining in with the fighting, Webby had already said goodbye to Blinky and taken her leave. All in all, a typical day in the Black and White, with the only difference being that unlike every other time the siblings played card games together, Nibbly only ate one card.

[amazingmsme]

How do you see Ted’s revenge on Tinky going. How long would he tickle him. How long would Tinky last. Would Tinky beg for mercy

Headcanons please

Oh he’s taking his sweet ass time! Tinky never bothered to hurry or show him mercy, so why should be? But I feel like he’d go on for literal hours, & they’re in the black & white so Ted doesn’t even feel hungry or sleepy, & when you’re in a place like that, you really lose track of time. The only one who actually knows how long it’s been is currently losing his fucking mind, but he honestly wouldn’t have it any other way. He’s been dying to know what Ted’s capable of, & now he’s trying to think of how to provoke him for next time cmsvsmahdkf

Tinky is such a shameless lee & a glutton for punishment so I… don’t know if he’d beg for it to stop. I mean, sure he’ll thrash & scream & beg for mercy in the moment, but if he actually stopped he’d get the saddest puppy eyes & silently beg for more because he really can’t ask for it after that

[thesiblingsoftheblackandwhite]

Oh, shoot! it's 8:30. OK, I have to go. Tinky, stay here. You can help Pokey take care of the others.

We are not helpless.

I know, but do you want to try walking?

Wiggly glares.

That's just messed up.

Look, I'll see if Becky can get you some help. Your legs still hurt, right? Doesn't medicine help with that?

...Do you even remember the way there?

I'll ask around.

Hey, how are we going to get food if we're not there?

I'm sure I can bring some back.

And if you get lost out there, then what? We're just supposed to look around Hatchetfield for you?

It takes two hours, at most, to walk there and back.