#tingler

[drchucktingle]

Jeff is the head editor at Atlantica Magazine, but he hasn’t been writing much. The Tromp administration is hard to get a beat on, throwing out so much absurdity that it feels like nothing even matters anymore. He wants a story that will make a difference, and it’s not as if those just fall into your lap. But when Jeff’s phone suddenly buzzes with a new text message, that’s exactly what happens. Now Jeff is privy to a chat thread of top-secret information from Tromp’s under-qualified, highly-ignorant inner circle, and it’s looking like a real story. It’s also looking like a total hunk. Soon enough, Jeff and the physical manifestation of this egregiously handled group text containing highly sensitive government information are locked in the heat of gay, erotic passion, and he’s about to pound out a story that he never could’ve imagined. This erotic tale is 4,100 words of sizzling human on gay physically manifested leaked text action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, and living group chat love.

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please enjoy new tingler JOURNALIST POUNDED BY THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF AN EGREGIOUSLY MISHANDLED GROUP TEXT FROM MEMBERS OF THE TROMP ADMINISTRATION CONTAINING HIGHLY SENSITIVE GOVERNMENT INFORMATION out now here or on patreon

[thehauntedrocket]

Vintage Poster - The Tingler

Columbia (1959)

[jhsharman]

The Tingle Dingle, Kissing Fool, The Tingler

Strange to delete "turn on" when any description of Archie wants is basically synonymous -- "tingle all over", huh?

Title change!

Dillton does continue his research into tingle technology for the benefit of Betty.

[elijones94]

🎄Tingler the Sound Imp from the Rankin/Bass adaptation of “The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus” ❄️

[tawneybel]

Note: Ten favorite monsters, part eight. Previous part. The Point is a seriously underrated movie. Catch it if you’re into stuff like The Phantom Tollbooth or Yellow Submarine.

1. Oblina from Aaahh!!! Real Monsters

Tbh, I didn’t really watch this show. Rugrats was and is my fave Nicktoon, so my first exposure to ARM was crossover episode “Ghost Story.” (That, “The Last Babysitter,” and Rugrats in general has great juvenile horror.) But I have a soft spot for female monsters that have “girly” features while still giving grotesque.   

2-4. Anglerfish-esque monsters

Dark spider spirit from Avatar: The Legend of Korra: Some kind of arachnid, anyway. Don’t let her teethies fool you. This lady will just yeet anyone spirited away into the Fog of Lost Souls, she hates people so much.  

Grand Fisher from Bleach: The Bleach Wiki describes him as “resembl[ing] a giant hamster.” Which is great. Didn’t even think of that. Rats aren’t the only rodents that can scary. But he’s included here because I love monsters that mimic victims’ loved ones.

Frogfish from The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie: SpongeBob has other anglers, like two cute ones from “Rock Bottom,” one of my fave episodes. As with Grand Fisher, I love how the Frogfish uses a biological dummy of sorts as a lure. In this case, its tongue. Bringing to mind the Alaskan Bull Worm. 

5. Old Dark Frog from Days with Frog and Toad

This and Bony-Legs were seasonal delights for teeny Tawney. The illustration where he's looming, nay, towering over a chilled Frog was so hair-raising.

6. Brain Eating Meteor from The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

Pretty much exactly what it sounds like. Has one of the best villain songs ever. Thank you, Voltaire.

7. the Demons of Ignorance from The Phantom Tollbooth

It’s like with the Blue Meanies where I can’t pick just one! There’s the Terrible Trivium, of course. But also the barely-there-but-will-bring-you-fear Threadbare Excuse, draconic Two-Faced Hypocrite, etc. 

8. the Pointed Man from The Point

Trickster who sounds like a shaken clock. Tumblr sexyman candidate right there. 

9. Sadako Yamamura from Ringu

Screenshot’s from Ringu 2. The visage creeping after Mai as she climbs with Yoichi out of the well is based on the forensic reconstruction of Sadako’s corpse.

Localizations are hit or miss for me, but I’ll admit The Ring 2002 was more entertaining. However, I think Sadako’s generally a more interesting villain than Samara.

While Ringu notability took inspiration from Videodrome, it’s its own unique spin combined with Japanese ghost lore.

10. the Tingler from The Tingler

A literal spine-tingler, living on people’s vertebrae. Emits a cardiac, pulsating sound when free roaming and swells after gorging itself on fear. 

Note: Eventually, I will try reading the Ring series. I read more murder mysteries than straight-up horror. Might add other Aaah!!! Real monsters to future lists if I ever watch the show proper. 

[thee-rat-king]

my dad’s name is Luke, my mum’s name is Lisa and my middle name is Rose.

my dad’s name is Luke, my mum’s name is Lisa, and my middle name is Rose.

my dad’s name is Luke, my mum’s name is Lisa and my middle name is Rose.

Also, I just read all of the most excellent novel Camp Damascus by @drchucktingle in less than 24 hours. It’s difficult to say this, but it was better than I expected (I have read a lot of Dr Chucks stories and am familiar with his way - I have high expectations. He is a very good writer.)

As for Camp Damascus it was delicious and yummy and made my brain scream. It also proves that it’s actually very easy to write interesting and compelling autistic characters, Rose is the Best. (My autism has blessed me with an excellent memory and callback/pattern recognition. I loved the Peter Pan theming as a way of showing Rose’s internal journey and progress in her relationship with herself.)

Excellent novel, I will probably reread it soon. But for now it goes back to its place on my shelf next to Straight, as they both patiently wait to be joined by Bury Your Gays.

[jewelpit]

Camp Damascus has...

✅ Spaghetti

✅ Chocolate milk

Oh yeah, it's Tingler time 😎

[hermajesdyke]

Pounded in the butt by the handsome physical manifestation of my tumblr dashboard.

taking the porn off tumblr just made us all hornier. it used to be that we’d only sexualize basic things, like human bodies. but now?? you wouldn’t believe the things my mutuals are getting off to

[sweetlatejuliet]

the planetary society proves love?

[citation-error]

"Two time Hugo Award finalist" is extremely funny if you know that the nominated story was titled Space Raptor Butt Invasion

[drchucktingle]

Peter’s trip to the holiday farmer's market starts of beautifully, featuring all the seasonal treats you’d hope to find. He’s having a great time until a strange creature appears, trudging down from the mountainside and eliciting a cascade of boos and hisses from the crowd. This is Krampus.

But things take an unexpected turn when Peter learns Krampus isn’t such a bad guy after all. Peter heads to Krampus’s cave to apologize, but he’s quickly swept up in an unexpected gay holi-date that gets more and more erotic by the second.

This erotic tale is 4,000 words of sizzling human on gay holiday monster action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, and Krampus love.

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this one has been a long time buckaroo request so in spirit of the season i have trotted this trot for you all. please enjoy CRAMMED BY KRAMPUS new tingler out now on amazon or all patreon tiers

[welshirishscottsman]

i love @drchucktingle so much and i’m trying to convince my groupchat of monster fucker friends to start reading tinglers and i hope i’m doing a good job at explaining why chuck’s work is so good and so important

like a lot of people i started reading tinglers because i thought they were just silly bits of satire but the more of them i read and the more blog posts, tweets, and interviews of chuck’s i came across the more i realized that what he’s doing is just the most radical, most humane expression of love out there

if you’ve never read a tingler before, look through the vast back catalog of stories, find one that piques your interest either because you see something of yourself represented in the title or because you like that kind of dinosaur or you think that word or phrase is interesting or funny and then pick it up, read it, and just allow yourself to enjoy the ride

or if you don’t like short fiction, check out one of the horror novels chuck has published—they’re great too and they prove love just as fiercely and sincerely as anything you could ask for

i’m being so serious, guys

we live in a world that makes it so easy to forget about love sometimes but chuck tingle wakes up every morning, puts the metaphorical pen to the page (or maybe it is a real pen idk), and sets about the serious work of reminding us that love is real

[jonathantaylor]

we like Chuck Tingle here, right?

oh well, this book bashes Rowling, that should be enough

[bigfoto593]

👽🤡☠️💀

[raccoonhusband]

this felt important

[thee-rat-king]

Kinda gay to be part of an invasion force. Who are you invading, other men?

(ghostwritten by the tiny @drchucktingle that apparently lives in my brain)