hermajesdyke

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french: cocaïne

(I didn't get the joke I just wanted to add something)

spanish: cocaina english: cocaine the most intelligent american you have ever seen: with my limitless linguistics knowledge, i determine that this joke transcends language

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Sometimes I think Nanno went too far when punishing bad people but what are your thoughts on this.

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Pounded in the butt by the handsome physical manifestation of my tumblr dashboard.

taking the porn off tumblr just made us all hornier. it used to be that we’d only sexualize basic things, like human bodies. but now?? you wouldn’t believe the things my mutuals are getting off to

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Beautiful Street Art in Hollywood. Walk of shame. By the way .....FUCK DONALD TRUMP!

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puts her in a blender

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250209

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bitches just want us all to be perfectly perisex more than anything

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No, a competitive wargame with a living rulebook will kill the patient! She needs a narrative wargame that hasn't been updated since 2005!

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...another child has prayed to their mother....

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You can feel your brain becoming smoother.

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at this point i just view the term 'queer infighting' as a dogwhistle for transmisogyny. makes my skin crawl every time i see it

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View on Twitter

These pictures are killing me

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yes

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RAWR!

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"Who gave the human blending machine a motorcycle?"

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Da New Boss!

Lord Inquisitor! It is with great regret that I inform you that the research group you sent to the planet 09-76C was attacked by xenos. Part of the group was captured by orks; may the God-Emperor have mercy on their souls. Fortunately, two weeks after they disappeared from the radars, we managed to intercept a fragment of the broadcast from the BONE implant of one of the captive ogryn bodyguards. We'll continue to try to determine the coordinates of the broadcast source. I have attached the translation of the broadcast to this message, in case you are interested in it. God-Emperor be with us.

RECORD: 09-76; code: BONE 56-533

"…Listen, boyz! Da Nob Humie iz dumb az squig, but iz Big. Da Smart Gobllo iz smol, but is Smart! Humie listens to us. Humie can be manni-pula-tid! Gobllo 'll make da Nob Humie da Boss, 'll make him orky and green, and no one 'll dare to stomp us grotz like dhey did before with such boss! We'll be stomping dhem all insted!"

"…Hey, you git! Stop chopping dis fing on 'is head, it may be…"