#timothée chalamet pr stunt

[isaacarellanesismyhusband]

are you... are you gonna be okay?

pair: Timothée Chalamet x reader

requested by anonymous

so I got like this angsty timothee chalamet idea, what if reader is also famous (author actress idk) and they are fake dating for pr, but he ends up falling in love with her? idk I think it could be amazing, you're so talented!!

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The cameras flashed, blinding and relentless as usual. Timothée’s arm rested around your waist, pulling you close, a perfect picture for the gossip columns. The crowd of paparazzi called out for the two of you to look their way, to give them something to sell. You plastered on the same smile you always did, playing the role of the doting girlfriend to perfection.

It had been almost six months of this—this pretend relationship, this endless charade that kept your names in the headlines and sold tickets and books alike. When your publicist suggested the arrangement, you laughed at the absurdity of it. A PR stunt that paired an author with an actor—it was too on the nose, too obviously fake. But it worked. The buzz around your upcoming book was insane, and Timothée’s latest film was breaking box office records.

You leaned into him, resting your head against his shoulder, feeling the weight of the night dragging on you. The exhaustion wasn’t from the event itself, but from the act of pretending, from playing this role that was supposed to be simple. No strings, no real feelings, just a professional arrangement.

Except it hadn’t stayed simple for him.

It was a little over a month ago when you first noticed the shift. Timothée was spending more time around you, asking about your writing, your day, things that had nothing to do with what the cameras saw. At first, you chalked it up to him getting into character, making the act more believable. But then he started showing up with coffee at your door, texted you late at night just to talk, and looked at you in a way that made your heart clench.

You didn’t let yourself think about it too much. This wasn’t real. It couldn’t be. You were too different, your worlds only overlapping because some marketing team decided it was a good idea.

The limo ride home was quiet. Timothée stared out the window, his expression pensive, the city lights reflecting in his eyes. You knew that look. He was somewhere else, lost in his thoughts, and you didn’t want to intrude. But the silence stretched on, heavy and suffocating.

“You okay?” you finally asked, breaking the silence.

He turned to you, his eyes softening when they met yours. “Yeah, just... thinking.”

“About?”

“Us.”

Your breath caught, but you forced a light laugh. “What about us?”

Timothée didn’t laugh. He didn’t even smile. He just looked at you, his gaze searching your face like he was trying to find something there. “I don’t know if I can keep doing this.”

You frowned, shifting in your seat to face him fully. “What do you mean?”

“This,” he gestured between the two of you. “Pretending. It doesn’t feel right anymore.”

Your heart started to race, panic setting in. If he wanted out, you didn’t know what that would mean for your career, for everything you had built around this stupid, fake relationship. “Timothée, we’ve only got a few more weeks—”

“That’s not what I mean,” he interrupted, his voice strained. He ran a hand through his hair, frustrated. “I mean... I don’t want to pretend because it doesn’t feel like pretending anymore. At least, not for me.”

His words hung in the air, a confession you didn’t want to hear. You looked away, your mind scrambling to come up with something to say, something to deflect, to make this easier. But there was nothing. Because deep down, you knew.

“You can’t—” You stopped yourself, shaking your head. “This was never supposed to be real, Timothée.”

“I know,” he said, his voice soft, pained. “But it is. For me. And I don’t know what to do with that.”

He was in love with you. The realization hit you like a punch to the gut, stealing your breath away. And the worst part was that you didn’t feel the same. You cared about him, sure, but love? You couldn’t let yourself go there, not when everything between you was built on a lie.

“I’m sorry,” you whispered, unable to meet his gaze. “I didn’t mean for this to happen.”

Timothée sighed, leaning back against the seat, his eyes closing as if he could shut out the world. “I know. It’s not your fault. I just... I don’t know how to turn it off.”

You didn’t have an answer for him. There was no easy fix, no way to make this less complicated. So, you sat in silence for the rest of the ride, both of you lost in thoughts you couldn’t share.

When the car finally stopped in front of your apartment, you hesitated before getting out. “Are you... are you gonna be okay?”

Timothée gave you a sad smile, one that broke your heart just a little. “I will be. Eventually.”

[mafaldaknows]

Keeping the tags @letthespiceflow ❣️

Instagram: gq

The disparity between this intelligent young man, one of the greatest actors of his generation, able to hold his own in an epic conversation with one of the greatest filmmakers of our time, and the vapid, inarticulate grifter/influencer’s boyfriend from the last few months of trash tabloid headlines is especially glaring in videos like this.

[ladypiscesmoon]

I have just opened up my anons again. Everyone ready to keep it civil this time? All hate will be blocked, I'm not going to answer anymore.

For all the lovely people out there who like me reading for you: I have cleaned out my inbox and made an inventory list of all readings I will do first.

What a list. And all the smaller pulls too. I only closed anons for a week or so, these are all older asks. Some of the smaller pulls I will do on Instagram, when the first one is posted I will warn you, so you can follow me there too.

Have a nice day!!

Readings:

In the next few weeks I start on the following list of readings. Some are long overdue and I am sorry for it, but 2024 wasn't the best of years. In the summer of 2023 my depression started to play up again and I had to take care of myself and wait until I was in the right headspace again for readings. In March my husband got sick.

But eventually, I'm here and I will give priority to the following list:

Paul Mescal. soulmate reading

Austin Butler. future spouse

Austin Butler&Kaia Gerber. relationship

Jude Bellington love life/ft spouse/career

kit young&Jack Wolfe friends/coworkers

Simone Ashley. love life/ft spouse

Bill Skargard. general reading

David& Victoria Beckham. marriage

Hozier ft spouse/love life/career

Matt Smith. ft spouse/career

Anthony Starr&Erin Moriarty. former relationship

Enzo Vogrincic. soulmate reading

Yunho Ateez. relationship wit a florist

Louis Hamilton love life/ft spouse

Joe Burrow. love life

Bratt Pitt. ft spouse

Lando Norris. ft spouse

Noel Gallangher general reading

Harry Styles. ft spouse/ new album

Charles Leclerc. feature spouse (already in his life)

Henry Cavill love life/professional life

Frankie Rodriguez and Joe serafini? They are 5 years into their relationship. Will they get married? Are they secretly in engaged Have they talked about marriage?

Andrew Scott&Ben Aldridge relationship

Kylian Mbappe. ft spouse reading

Glen Powell love life/ft spouse

Timothée Chalamet ft spouse

Smaller pulls:

Hiii hope ur well! Could you please do a reading on Ross Lynch and Laura Marano’s friendship? Are they on good terms? Ty! Is there any romance/feelings between them?

Does Carlos Sainz miss his ex-girlfriend Isabel?

Are Jude and Jobe Bellingham in love with someone at the moment?

How are the Bellingham parents doing? Are Mark and Denise still in love?

Hi can you ask how Nicola Coughlan is doing?

Can you do a quick love reading for Kim Namjoon (RM of BTS)? Thanks 🥰

What will Club Chalamet's reaction be if Timmy is associating with Armie?

Do you know Hugh Grosvenor? He married this June and maybe the cards know if he is still in love. Maybe a baby will arrive soon? Thank you

Can you Pic some cards for Taylor zakhar perez and his partner. How's their relationship is going on?

Is Yunho Ateez dating a florist?

Is Simone Ashley in love with her boyfriend or another friend? rumors that boyfriend is on tinder.

Alex Turner &Louise Verneuil energy/relationship

Anthony Starr current energy

Is the relationship between Henry Cavill and Natalie Viscuso a pr stunt?

Damon Baker and Simon Loof have fallen out over something. Can you do a reading if it was over unrequited feelings? Some people think Damon wanted to have something more romantically with Simon but Simon didn't feel the same.

Omar Rudberg and Nurbo Bozan Was there cheating? Who broke up with who and why?

Do you think timothee figured out theres money missing from his money or did he figure brain stealing from him

Alexander Skarsgard and Tuva Novotny. What their relationship is like and will their relationship last?

how is Max Verstappen and Kelly Piquet relationship at this moment?

How is Nicole Alexander and his gf Victoria relationship and was there something between him ad Tatyana or they were just friends

Why Liz don't stop effie from posting disgusting stuff about harper and Ford if she can team up with effie to destroy armie then why she doesn't say her to stop.

Hi, could you please check how are Armie's kids doing?How is their relationship with Armie? Have they heard rumors about Armie (or has Elizabeth fed them bad thoughts.

year ahead Matt Bomer

year ahead Jonathan Bailey

year ahead Matt Bomer&Simon Halls

[twopoppies]

I guess it’s a calm before the storm when anon was asking about H’s current stunt with with zero sightings these days. And as you reminded the upcoming fashion show (next Friday is also my birthday like why 🫠) I would like write a friendly reminder for others for next week - TR attended Loewe fashion show earlier this year (I think it took place in Paris as well) with Timothée Chalamet as they were probably still doing PR for their film. And I would like to remind that there were rumours about her and Timothée as they were really “close” and behaving like there’s something between them. So no, even going public and attending a fashion show doesn’t mean anything because… Timothée dropped her like a hot potato as soon as the movie’s PR ended and look where is he now lmao 💀

LOLLL! Yeah. I’m hoping they won’t be there, but I’m anticipating it. All I want right now is Harry to have the next week and a half to spend with Louis while he’s got a break from touring. If we see pics dropping, I’m hoping they’re ones that have been held back from previous weeks.

[mrchalamet-mrstyles]

I know your anon didn't really say Timmy is niche, did they? He might not be the most famous actor out there, but he left "niche" behind at least a couple of years ago. Dune made over 400M during the pandemic. Don't Look Up is one of Netflix most watched movies ever. He is becoming the face of a Chanel parfum. He is an ambassador for Cartier. He makes the list of best dressed celebs everytime he steps on the red carpet. He was the first man to be featured on the cover of British Vogue. He is continuously name dropped in tv shows of all kinds. He is going to play Bob Dylan, one of the most iconic musicians ever. He hangs out with one of the most famous Hollywood actors in the world, named Leonardo DiCaprio. Being papped in the car with Leo made more for Timmy's fame (especially with the kind of audience an actor like him needs) than 10 tabloid articles about Kylie Jenner. Heck, being photographed with Martin freaking Scorsese these past few days made more for his fame than seeing Kylie Jenner. 2023 Timothée Chalamet does not need a PR stunt with an influencer. Please you all keep up, it's not 2017 anymore, Timmy is not our little secret indie boy anymore. He is a world known Hollywood star who's leading two of the 10 most awaited blockbusters of 2023.

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Praise you, anon!!!

[mysteryofloveforevermore]

Well first of all I wanna mention something about myself, about two years ago I’ve earned my bachelor’s degree in Mass Communication Advertinsng and I had to take several PR related courses. And even though, I’m a film student now and I’m not working in PR, I have many friends who are publicists. Therefore, I know what are the dark secrets in PR industry. Bedsides, I know that there are many Charmie shippers, who have studied PR or worked in PR industry. The reason that I’ve explained all these is that everyone in our brilliant fandom can easily tell if a relationship is fake or real. Furthermore, in case Relevant PR is interested in checking our posts, they should know that they can’t fool us, no matter what strategies they use. But let’s forget about all these shams and focus on what matters😏😉❤️ I’m sure you all remember this amazing interview, I’m just wondering what was Timmy thinking when Armie was retelling the famous rehearsal story🔥❣️

[morna-1]

Smells like a PR stunt STENCH 🤷🏽‍♀️

Here we go again people, wear your masks for minimal damage

[like-sands-of-time]

maybe im just used to the concept of

beards and celebs never getting to truly be 100% themselves at all times from my other fandoms but im really not that phased by Timmy's PR relationship.. like, I kinda want to know what's going through some of the intense stans minds that y'all are so thoroughly pissed at him all the time(particularly last month) when he's literally doing what he's contractually obligated to. i mean if anyone sees this and is in that boat pls feel free to respond to this or jump in my dms I promise I'll be respectful.

that being said, timothée chalamet is a brand name. his agent, his team, they sell him both to the public and to directors, hiring cast, other big actors, anyone who is important enough to get him somewhere. those who manage him have decided this is the route he needs to take to make it big. it has absolutely nothing to do with his talent that's just how this market works.

it's why a lot of ppl hate it sure but unless YOU the audience collectively say stop it isn't ok for them to have to lie to seem interesting to us all the time they're not going to. they lie because they're giving the ppl what they say they want. you may think it's stupid but gullible fans do look at actors and go "oh they're together?? wow I wanna see the movie that sparked that!" or "wow those two look really good together I wanna support their joint project!!".

it is a real thing ppl really think or charmie stans wouldn't exist either. y'all saw their chemistry and now you support them together and also their separate projects. that movie brought in lots of new fans for them both. why are you so mad they're continuing to do they with Timmy now? the only reason I can think is cos you really love your ship and all the others are a threat to it.

I like charmie and I think the two of them have a genuine chemistry and connection they goes far beyond the bounds of normal co-workers or even best friends. I think they fit together bc they shared emotional and physical experiences that fostered that connection and I think they will be close their whole lives.

that doesn't mean I think all of what Timmy has said his own opinions are are fake bc his manager happens to believe this is the best route for him.. they doesn't mean I fully understand why someone openly gay like brian would encourage Timmy to be so openly cringy heterosexual (cough all of those pics where he just looks so so uncomfortable). but I do have to say that just bc someone's gay doesn't mean they respect others, doesn't mean they can handle anyone elses situation let alone a very talented young actors, and I don't know his history maybe he has a reason for trying to shelter Timmy *shrugs*. that whole discussion about how Brian should act based on his own life is so weird we really don't know anything about that so honestly it isn't relevant...

it also doesn't mean I agree with every single thing Timmy does in his life but then again I never thought I would from the start..? you can't raise someone up so high, have such strict expectations for the ways they can and should act/think and then get pissed at them if they happen to not respond like that or even change and grow.

you need to understand that even big names still get paired with former costars(sometimes YEARS after a project--i can think of so many), still do strictly promo relationships that end afterwards. for whatever reason it's a fact of life and it's no more Timmy's fault that your own as the buyer of that product for existing.

[mafaldaknows]

I just don't understand what his team was thinking when they agreed to this stunt. Exactly how does he benefit from it other then being seen as an uber straight grade-A douchebag? Is this really the image his team wants for Timmy? There's just too much talent and potential there to be shamming with a Kartrashian/Jenner.

Hello, Anon:

It’s absolutely mind-boggling what having more money than God can buy in the United States of America these days: New lips, new hips, and a sparkling new image with a shiny new man who apparently doesn’t even need to be present to win.

The KarJenner PR team has been hard at work for the last few months for a classy reboot of baby sister Kylie, complete with a romance with the internet’s boyfriend, style influencer and fashion icon Timothée Chalamet, who also happens to be the greatest actor of his generation. At face value, it certainly does seem like an unlikely match, given the imbalance of (dare I say it?) intellectual curiosity and preternatural talents between them. But anything is possible, when one has more money than one can ever spend in several lifetimes and the other has greater goals and ambitions than his power and influence will allow at this point in his career.

Both parties involved, however directly or indirectly, can find benefit in being in each other’s orbits driveways, taco restaurants, tarmac, in an image-conscious culture ravenous for juicy content just like this.

One of the pair has received a decidedly more positive boost from it.

The other, not so much, perhaps by design.

He may have extremely valid reasons for wanting to promote that particular “douchebag” image, if he really is willingly participating in what appears to be yet another PR romance. His handlers and PR team probably assume that he must do this in order to continue to level up in Hollywood as the next Leonardo DiCaprio. And they are probably right, given the current wave of puritanical bigotry in the USA and elsewhere in the world. There is far too much money riding on the success of his next three potentially blockbuster projects and too many people with a vested interest in his success for them to allow his image to be seen as anything other than “normal” in order to appeal to the mainstream sensibilities of a global audience. His own ambitions most likely make it impossible to refuse.

Can’t knock the hustle. ✨💃���🏻✨ And both of them are hustlers. Maybe that’s what they have in common.

If this were truly an authentic romance, we already know that all they would need to do to keep it private is to KEEP IT PRIVATE: Say nothing to the press, don’t call the paparazzi to meet you in the parking lot, don’t alert the media at all. They both have the means and resources to disappear from public view whenever they want, if they really wanted to do that. It’s not a requirement to begin a new relationship with a press release, not even for celebrities.

And yet here we are, a love story loudly announced in a tale of two cars, maybe three, long driveways but park at the bottom where everyone can see, and taco dates with paparazzi who take photos but only with his wingman.

A story which has made it abundantly clear that at least one of them wants to

MAKE SURE EVERYONE NOTICES their super-duper-uber-private budding romance 🚘🌮❣️🌮🚘

I’m not entirely convinced that he’s even an active participant in all of this, TBH. Many of the details thus far don’t add up to much of anything except a lot of black cars being shuffled around in his driveway published by the trash gossip press with sensationalist headlines and articles intended to plant the idea in the minds of those who want to believe it or need to know it’s happening.

For reasons.

And all of this accomplished without a single decent photo as concrete evidence of this alleged romance between two people famously well-versed in the art of the selfie in the golden age of Instagram.

Not even a fan photo or one “leaked” by their team. Nothing, except some extraordinarily grainy outdoor shots in someone’s backyard where the only easily identifiable person is Kylie Jenner and only because of her unusual proportions, in a town teeming with Teemo lookalikes who would happily stand in for the real thing for nothing but the chance to say they did it.

The Devil works hard but Kris Jenner works harder.

Seeing might be believing, but only if we can actually see what we’re seeing.

Thanks for your comment. 🤔🥔📸🎪🫤🤷🏻‍♀️

[lovecanyon]

can you please give us a coachella blurb with band!y/n or personal assistant y/n😭

ll COACHELLA SOCIAL MEDIA BLURB

harry x pa!reader

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harryfan3 she’s so supportive i love her

harryfan8 pr stunt!!!!

harryfan6 y/n and harry have been dating for over a year and we just found out a few weeks ago about their relationship….so they definitely aren’t a pr stunt

harryfan5 harry seems so in love with her 🫠

harryfan9 i can’t wait to see her coachella outfit

harryfan7 the fact that florence pugh introduced them on set

harryfan4 STAN FLORENCE!!!!!!

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y/n.news y/n with a fan during harry’s sound check at coachella! (4/14)

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harryfan12 she’s so beautiful 😭

harryfan14 i am not prepared for all the content we are going to get

harryfan16 y/n literally follows harry everywhere

harryfan11 she’s literally his personal assistant which means she has to follow him everywhere…it’s her job

harryfan15 the literal girl version of harry

harryfan18 A NEW PLEASING HOODIE??? SHUT UP

harryfan20 i love how just y/n’s presence makes everyone freak out

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harry_lambert last month when y/n got cold during her coachella fittings

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harryfan21 y/n is so pretty omg

harryfan24 TELL US WHAT SHE’S WEARING MR. LAMBERT

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harryfan22 IM- 😀

harryfan25 she is the moment

yourinstagram london is so cold….

harrystyles I always tell you to bring a jacket and you never listen to meeeee

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y/nflorals Y/N arriving at Coachella tonight wearing custom Gucci!!!

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harryfan28 ICONIC ICONIC ICONIC

harryfan27 HARRY LAMBERT NEVER DISAPPOINTS

harryfan30 how am i going to live after seeing these

harryfan29 someone on twitter said they just saw y/n with timothée chalamet 😭😭

harryfan32 WHAT?? I WILL SCREAM

harryfan34 there’s a picture of them together!

harryfan31 y/n is such a goddess

harryfan33 harry kept staring at her his entire performance…

harryfan35 my 13th reason

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harryfan36 Y/N IS SO GORGEOUS NO WONDER WHY HARRY IS IN LOVE WITH HER

harryfan37 she is such a supportive gf i love her

harryfan39 it’s the fact that late night talking is probably about her

harrystyles It is.

harryfan38 DID HE- 😮

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harryfan40 best coachella outfit!!!!!

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[zap-me-with-the-creamy-laser]

I'm probably the only one in the fandom thinking this 😅, but I think Deux Moi actually is in contact with celebrities' PR teams.

I've noticed she was right many times, not only about Timmy and Armie, but about other celebrities too. For example, she talked about Olivia Wilde and Harry Styles being together weeks before the media started to talk about it. She revealed Armie had a finsta before everything else happened. She said Timmy wasn't going to be at the Met Gala this year. Etc.

I obviously don't 100% believe everything she says, but I never dismiss it either.

So, let's hope the rumors Anon mentioned about Timmy's upcoming projects are true! 🤩

Dmuh is normally full of crap but here’s a recap of what’s been leaked to her recently for Timmy between now and Xmas. 73 qstns with Vogue/ Cover of Vogue US Oct or movie month Nov/ Unisex jewelry line designed with a good friend/ Acting in video of an A+ music star/Movie project with Ana Taylor Joy. All of this would be top secret and NDA’s would be signed so if any of this is true was this leaked by his own PR Team? Are they also the source of the countless women he’s dated with Zero Photos?

for now I only see one thing that has occurred, the others are as usual rumors from that garbage that it would be better to close , and I sincerely hope the timmy team doesn't rely on that trash container

[ziggymars]

How to Disappear Completely

Pairings: Timothée Chalamet x Reader

Summary: Timothées PR stunt gets released earlier than he was told. You disappear completely and he loses his mind.

Warnings: angst, reckless driving, suicidal ideation mentioned, alcohol,

Word Count: 3,345

Authors Note: title and lyrics from Radiohead (my fave) sorry this took forever my life is a sh*t show rn. I’m a busy b*tch. Love y’all

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I go where I please

Images of the two of them flooded your brain as you flew down the street to your best friends house. Timothée and HER. Sat far too close for anything about it to be even deemed friendly. Images of him laughing at something she said. You were certain right then that you never wanted to hear that laugh ever again. The sound used to make you whole but now it just sounded like nails on a chalkboard, scraping against the inside of your mind. Your heart was pounding hard against your ribcage, the only thing that was louder was your labored breathing. The volume dialed to zero. Your eyes glued to the road, a twenty minute drive started to feel like at least an hour. “Images shot of Timothée Chalamet and ex girlfriend Lily Rose-Depp sharing a cup of coffee this sunny morning in Los Angeles. Could this mean they’re making a comeback?” You had read out loud, eyebrows furrowed together, voice barely a whisper.

The saddest part was that you didn’t even cry. The blank expression on your face could only be read as shock or disbelief. Complete disconnection. You had left your phone where you sat, never once checking to look at it as you packed a bag with as much of your things as possible. Your vision had been blurry, grabbing for anything you could.

Blackout. You couldn’t remember pulling into their driveway but there you sat. Face staring blankly forward, unable to move yourself in any direction. Your friend peered out of the window, clutching curtains before they rushed out of the house and to your door. No words were said as you turned to face them, their face was full of pity that you didn’t want. They had seen the articles too, so when you pulled up they were ready. You didn’t want to talk and they sensed that, opting to reach for you silently as you slumped into their chest, legs moving slow to step out of the car. Almost as if your legs were made of marble. Marble from a statue now, a living shell. No thoughts, just Timothée and his hands intertwined with hers at a cute coffee shop that he had never brought YOU to. The two of you walked inside silently.

I walk through walls, I float

down the Liffey

You drifted through the hall, nothing but muscle memory guiding you as you made your way to the bathroom. Nervous for you, your best friend followed you. You didn’t mind and they knew that. No words were exchanged but they knew what to do. Your feet were cemented to the floor in front of the tub now. They turned on the water to run you a bath. While you waited for the stream to fill the tub that you just wanted to submerge into for the rest of time. Your escort wouldn’t let you. So they slipped off your shirt for you, tossing it to the side before helping to get out of your jeans, which fell to the hardwood with a near deafening sound echoing around the thick silence.

“I’m so sorry.” They had said quietly and out loud, but you didn’t hear a thing. You just stepped forward into the tub, water warming the soles of your feet as your hand did the opposite, squeezing tightly against your friends hand. The two of you sat side by side, separated by the tub, heads pressed against each other. Only one of you wanted to be floating down the Liffey.

I’m not here

This isn’t happening

Timothée was having the opposite of your day. A good one. A great one, even. The new PR stunt was supposed to do wonders for his career and the sun was shining. However, he was sure this was his least convincing acting moment, or so he had thought. It was an extremely difficult task to pretend to be interested in anything Lily had to say. He had just finished up a post shoot meeting with his publicist and he had just stopped at a flower stand. He saw it, thought of you and had to stop, picking up a bundle of red roses for you.He drove with the windows down, a kid cudi song blaring through the speakers. Not a care in the world, except the plans he was making in his head for tonight, with you. It was a stark comparison. One that would haunt him for years.

He stepped into the apartment that the two of you shared and called out for you, frown splaying across his face when he was faced with silence. The lights were still on and the window was propped open. The scene before him didn’t look like a good one. You wouldn’t normally leave the lights on let alone the window. His mind immediately thought the worst. What if someone had taken you? Did someone break in? What was going on? You hadn’t gotten ahold of him in a while. A million terrible scenarios flooded all of his senses as he rushed through the space, opening every door. He called out for you desperately now, frantic.

He decided to call you, heart in his throat as he pressed the call button and pressed it to his ear. The loud ring from right next to him made him jump and he lunged forward for it to switch off the volume. What the fuck, he thought out loud. Urgency jolting his body as he scrambled for his keys and he rushed out the door. He ran full speed down the hallway, avoiding the elevator and opting for the stairs. His legs made long and fast strides, skipping steps and nearly falling. His arms caught him before he tumbled down the stairs, feeling bile rise up in his throat. Where could you be? You would never just disappear completely. Not without telling him. He continued on down the stairs, making it down the seven flights without an incident. His chest fell up and down rapidly and only when he reached his car and clambered inside did he calm down somewhat. He no longer felt like he was going to collapse and he sped out of the parking garage and down the street. He spent hours driving around town to places you might be. He cried the entire time. A pitiful sight to see.

In a little while

I’ll be gone

The moments already passed.

By now you were crying too. After the initial shock of the situation and it all hit you, you became a sobbing mess in the tub. Nearly uncontrollable but your friend was able to help you out and into a clean pair of sweatpants and a t-shirt, your skin nearly wrinkled. You trudged to their bed with them and curled up into a ball underneath the warmth of the duvet. They simply sat up beside you and rubbed your back in slow circles as you sobbed into the pillow, dampening the pillowcase. You thought about Timothée and HER, tangled up together. You thought about him whispering sweet nothings to her and you felt sick to your stomach. You shot up suddenly to face the only person you were sure really cared about you and proclaimed through tears “I need something to drink. I can’t think anymore, please!” Your tone was so hopeless and desperate and they thought that their heart would break hearing it.

So heartbreaking that they nodded their head, speaking up quietly “I won’t let you drink yourself to death, but maybe a shot or three of gin would do you well, yeah?” They had thought about it a while before answering and when you nodded your head rapidly they were off, grabbing two shot glasses, and a bottle of Hendricks. For this situation, a top shelf liquor was needed. Something nice for something so horrible.

“You’re the best.” You stated as they crawled back in next to you, hand extending a shot glass to you. “You’re the only one I have her-“

They cut you off before you could continue, sensing an oncoming spiral of self pity “You’re loved by so many people, don’t start.” You were grateful for the bluntness and you lifted the shot glass to receive some relief. They poured it up all the way to the brim before doing the same for their glass. “He was a piece of shit for that, and you deserve better.” It was the first mention of him. At least out loud. You wanted to throw up. You wanted to scream. You wanted to break things. You wanted to freak out. But you didn’t. You stayed quiet. It was nice to have someone to keep you from going off the rails. Maybe quite literally.

“Less words, more shots. Please.” You smiled for the first time that day since he left in the morning. It felt nice. Relieving. But only for a mere moment. “Now.” You raised your glass and without waiting for the cheers you downed the shot. A cringe ran through your body for only a second before you raised your glass and whined, silently pleading for more. They obliged and you once again drank it without hesitation.

Yeah it’s gone

And I’m not here

Another two hours had passed and Timothée was losing his mind. He was nearly at his breaking point. He was sat at the top of a lookout on the hood of his car, a great view of the city, sun almost setting completely. Not that any of that matter to him at this point. He knew it was a long shot but he needed a smoke and this was the perfect place, he could keep an eye out and try to calm down. If he didn’t calm down he was sure he would’ve wrecked his vehicle. He looked every place he could think of. Taking time to pass by the apartment, in hopes that maybe, just maybe, you had just forgot your phone and were in a hurry. He was sick with worry and wanted a drink, maybe some weed, but felt it would be distracting. So there he stood, eyes frantically scanning the city, cigarette pressed between his wet lips. His phone was in his hand, dialing the emergency line.

He waited for what felt like an eternity as it rang and he sighed miserably. When the line stopped its trilling he spoke before the operator could. “Please help, I have a missing person, please.” His voice was trembling now “my girlfriend is missing,” he stopped himself before he could continue “my WIFE is missing.” He thought maybe they would take him more seriously if they thought you were married. He felt ridiculous and needy and flustered saying it. He really wanted you to be his wife. The thought of you somewhere far away, never to be seen again made him delirious. He could hardly think straight. The thought of someone hurting you, violating you. His muscles tightened.

“Okay, okay. Deep breaths, how long has she been gone?” He asked calmly, almost with an annoyance in his voice. Maybe not annoyed, perhaps jaded more than anything else.

“Fuck!” He nearly yelled but he was too frantic to even sound sure of himself “I don’t know, maybe ten hours?”

“Hm,” he hummed softly “have you tried to get ahold of her? Looked for her? Talked to anyone close to her?” The nonchalant tone made Timothée want to scream at him. Scream until he couldn’t anymore. But he didn’t. He was thankful for a split second because he had gotten an idea from him. Inadvertently. Without a goodbye, he abandoned the call and got back into his car.

Strobe lights and blown speakers

Fireworks and hurricanes

He figured you would be here. He cursed himself for being an idiot. He was looking for a place, not a person you would be with. Why didn’t he think to call your friend? He wanted to cry but he held back. Your car was there so you were safe. That’s what mattered the most.

He knocked at the door. Quietly at first but then eventually his fist gained some inertia and his actions were more assertive. Tears pricked in the corner of his eyes and he called out to you loudly. Over and over.

To his disdain, you weren’t the person to answer the distressed pleas. He was greeted by your friend, and not pleasantly at that. They stepped out before he could enter and shut the door harshly. They glared at him and he didn’t know what to think.

“You fucking asshole, what are you doing here?” The tone was threatening and he didn’t know why. He felt like a puppy in trouble, tail between his legs.

“What do you mean what am I doing?!” His voice was loud and tears were again rolling down his already red and swollen cheeks. “Where is she? Is she okay? What’s going on? She wasnt home, she left her phone I dont kn-“ his voice was cut off of by your friend. Apparently this was habit for them at this point.

“She’s fine.” They pinched the bridge of their nose, exasperated and exhausted. “You’ve caused quite the mess that I’ve had to pick up. She’s sleeping now and she needs to. She’s had a bit to drink. You’ve got some explaining to do, seems like.” The look shot at him was cold and annoyed. He stuffed his hands in his pockets and followed them into the living room.

You had indeed had too much to drink and you laid in bed, sleeping not-so-soundly. Your stomach churned and your heart hurt. In the time that he was looking for you, you had managed to convince your friend to keep drinking. They just felt so bad and couldn’t refuse you, not wanting to break your heart further. They couldn’t think of another cure for your melancholy. The only thing they could do was make you something to eat and entertain you. Ultimately leaving you to rest, taking special care to make sure you were laid on your side.

I’m not here

I’m not here

By the time you woke, Timothée had enough time to explain himself and get on the good graces of your friend. Now they sat in silence, his head buried in his hands. He took a shot of his own, just one, to calm his nerves.

He was the first to split the awkward silence, “do you think I could go see her? I’ll try my best not to wake her. Please.” His voice was pained and sounded like he was about to break down again any second. He felt like he was at the mercy of everyone but himself, after everything you had been through today.

There was no answer. You stood in the doorway, peering at him with forlorn eyes. Your friend gave you a nod, almost as a confirmation. The okay signal. Timothée noticed this and turned his head so quickly he nearly gave himself whiplash. It was dark inside the house and out. But you could still see his puffy cheeks, the ghost of tears streaking his cheeks. He quickly rose to his feet and opened his arms for you, eyes pleading you silently. You just stared at him.

You didn’t know what to do. You didn’t know what to say. You just stood there. Too exhausted to yell, too exhausted to cry. The well of tears inside of you was dry. Replaced only by liquor. Liquor that sloshed uncomfortably in your stomach. You whimpered at the wave of discomfort that ran through you and he was immediately on his feet, ready to be there if you needed him. “I don’t feel so good. I was going to take a shower, but I heard you..” you shifted on your feet uncomfortably, knuckles gripping a plush towel around yourself. You had heard almost everything but didn’t have the energy to say anything about it. You were too drunk and queasy.

Before you knew it he was guiding you down the hall and you were stumbling on your own two legs. His arm was suddenly on your back and he was scooping you up into his arms. You relaxed in his arms, face burying into his neck. You whimpered quietly. This time, not from the pain, but because you had missed him. It had been a long and terrible day. “I’m sorry.” He whispered against your head, lips pressing kiss after kiss against the top of your head. “I love you.” He carried you into the bathroom where you just stared at him wide eyed and silent. Timothée started the shower, wanting to fulfill your wish and help you feel better. He figured he had done enough to hurt you today.

He had a planned PR stunt. It was arranged by his team and hers. He never once had to confer with her. The images were a stunt and someone had leaked them as clickbait. Even if it wasn’t his fault he couldn’t help but feel responsible. Maybe he shouldn’t have said yes to it. But for him, it was a great career opportunity, and it felt good to gush about you to someone who was a far distant part of his life. There wasn’t a single bone in his body that cared about her anymore, and you knew that. After hearing his side of the story.

Timothée folded your towel when it dropped to the floor and followed after you into the shower. He helped guide you to the shower floor as you started to sink down to your knees. The liquor helped you not notice the pain of the hard surface. He sat behind you as you fell into his chest, coming undone immediately. “I’m so sorry.” He repeated again, not expecting a response. He held your trembling body against him, his fingers tangling in your soaked hair.

“I really thought you had abandoned me for her,” you heaved gently against his skin, tears almost invisible against the shower water that was pounding against your skin. “Oh god that was so terrible. I really thought you chose her.”

“I would never chose her over you. Not in a million years, not in any lifetime.” His own heart broke for the first time that evening as he listened to you, fingertips ghosting against your side, attempting to sooth you. “I thought you had gotten kidnapped, I thought someone had snatched you up, baby. You scared me so bad.” His eyes were now squeezed shut and he rubbed his cheek against the top of your head. “I thought I lost you forever.”

You didn’t answer, a quiet belch rising up your throat. You felt better but still nauseas. He continued, cupping your face now in his hands. “You are,” Timothée started, pressing a kiss to the tip of your nose, “the best thing to ever fucking happen to me. You’re the only one I want. If I hadn’t found you tonight, I would have searched for the rest of my life for you. I would have never ever recovered.” You knew he was being honest and you leaned into his touch.

“I love you,” you murmured, body now leaning against him, resting against his chest, head tucked into his neck “I’m sorry for scaring you.”

“Don’t mention it, mon amour.” He leaned back in the tub, moving to lay against the edge, allowing the water to fall on your hurting stomach. “You never have to apologize to me.”

You stayed silent and your eyes fluttered closed, the warm water helping you to forget about the sick feeling.

“I’m so sorry about all of this, I really am.” He whispered against your hair, arms wrapping around your shoulders. “I love you so much, you never have to worry about me wanting anyone else. You’re it. You’re the one.”

He wasn’t sure if you would remember that in the morning, but he didn’t care. He wanted to spend the rest of his life reminding you of that.

[ladypiscesmoon]

Any idea when you will start requested list and longer readings?

I'm doing that already, so I don't know what you mean exactly.

To remind everyone how extensive this list is, a reminder: see list below

It was a lot longer, but I've done most of the smaller pulls and some larger ones in the last few weeks.

And on top of that I have a lot of dm's and anon asks in my inbox to answer. So, again. I'm trying. Not to be mean, but I have a life outside tarot, you know.

Larger readings:

Austin Butler&Kaia Gerber. relationship

Jude Bellington love life/ft spouse/career

kit young&Jack Wolfe friends/coworkers

Simone Ashley. love life/ft spouse

Bill Skargard. general reading

David& Victoria Beckham. marriage

Hozier ft spouse/love life/career

Matt Smith. ft spouse/career

Anthony Starr&Erin Moriarty. former relationship

Enzo Vogrincic. soulmate reading

Louis Hamilton love life/ft spouse

Joe Burrow. love life

Bratt Pitt. ft spouse

Lando Norris. ft spouse

Noel Gallangher general reading

Harry Styles. ft spouse/ new album

Charles Leclerc. feature spouse (already in his life)

Henry Cavill love life/professional life

Frankie Rodriguez and Joe serafini? They are 5 years into their relationship. Will they get married? Are they secretly in engaged Have they talked about marriage?

Andrew Scott&Ben Aldridge relationship

Kylian Mbappe. ft spouse reading

Glen Powell love life/ft spouse

Timothée Chalamet ft spouse

Smaller pulls:

Hiii hope ur well! Could you please do a reading on Ross Lynch and Laura Marano’s friendship? Are they on good terms? Ty! Is there any romance/feelings between them?

Hi can you ask how Nicola Coughlan is doing?

Can you do a quick love reading for Kim Namjoon (RM of BTS)? Thanks 🥰

Do you know Hugh Grosvenor? He married this June and maybe the cards know if he is still in love. Maybe a baby will arrive soon? Thank you

Can you Pic some cards for Taylor zakhar perez and his partner. How's their relationship is going on?

Is Simone Ashley in love with her boyfriend or another friend? rumors that boyfriend is on tinder.

Alex Turner &Louise Verneuil energy/relationship

Is the relationship between Henry Cavill and Natalie Viscuso a pr stunt?

Joe Locke&James Sexton relationship

Omar Rudberg and Nurbo Bozan Was there cheating? Who broke up with who and why?

Alexander Skarsgard and Tuva Novotny. What their relationship is like and will their relationship last?

how is Max Verstappen and Kelly Piquet relationship at this moment?

How is Nicole Alexander and his gf Victoria relationship and was there something between him ad Tatyana or they were just friends?

year aheads:

year ahead Matt Bomer

year ahead Jonathan Bailey

year ahead Matt Bomer&Jonathan Bailey

year ahead Matt Bomer&Simon Halls

year ahead Armie Hammer& Timothée Chalet

[chal-latte]

Timmy and reader just broken up, and they run in together at the met.

A/N: I LOVE THIS AND THIS IS HEAVILY INSPIRED BY THIS FIC @chalametsimp I LOVE YOU!!

deuxmoi 

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deuxmoi spotted: seconds before y/n l/n teared down as ex-lover timothée chalamet hid her from the curious paparazzis, saying “give us some privacy, please.” its been a month after timothée left her for his ex lily rose-depp. but it looks like things haven’t been easy for the both of ‘em. they’d make a lovely met gala couple 😢

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fanpage30 i think the problem is rooted deeper than just him doing a pr stunt w his ex

fanpage30 i think the problem is rooted deeper than just him doing a pr stunt w his ex

fanpage29 i like lily more its obvious who he belongs to

↪️ fanpage11 you make zero sense he doesn’t belong to anyone you shithead just bc u like lily more doesn’t mean u can bring y/n down

fanpage39 my parents😢😢

fanpage43 first was devon.. now y/n.. love isnt real

fanpage86 pls get back together so i can live happily

fanpage33 nah if i were y/n i’d do the same he’s cruel for that 

fanpage28 that ‘pr stunt’ must be her last straw

y/i/n

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y/i/n it’s met gala monday, save your tears for another day

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fanpage90 girl u know whats right! we support you y/n ❤️❤️❤️

louisvuitton a star✨⭐️

nicolasghesquiere what a night❤️

fanpage18 y/n we love you :((

fanpage89 SAVE UR TEARS FOR ANOTHER DAY Y/N WE LOVE YOU

fanpage39 whys he still liking her pics

theweeknd true

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fanpage30 XO GATHER UP

fanpage22 abel boutta throw hands lol

juliafox fuck him and his crew

↪️ y/i/n louder queen!!!

fanpage99 EVEN JULIA AGREES

chloegmoretz no one can outshine you baby

↪️ y/i/n i love you :((( 

patmcgrathreal eternal beauty 💖👼

iliona not saying i love it when ur sad but ur so creative when ur sad

↪️ y/i/n gotta transfer that energy somewhere

fanpage38 DOES- WHAT?

fanpage42 IS Y/N WRITING A SONG? AGAIN?

fanpage58 oh yup this must be BAD

tchalamet

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fanpage51 heartbreaker🍅🍅🍅boooo 🍅🍅🍅

fanpage19 tim drunk off his ass after making y/n cry lol that so low of him

billieeilish :)

fanpage28 bILLLIE WHOS SIDE R U ON??

alexandermcqueen amazing as always✨

fanpage39 and he went to the after party.. of course

cartier 🖤

fanpage90 wtf did u say to y/n???

↪️ deuxmoi someone overheard them saying words like “i love you” “coming back” “second chance” “stunt” but we dont know who’s saying what

↪️ fanpage90 what the fuckkkkk..

mtv im a child of divorce

fanpage93 yall pls dont send him hate comments we actually dont know what went on yall assume too quick

fanpage31 i hope theyre coming back that pr stunt was bad asf

fanpage44 timothee i love you but im on y/n’s side now

fanpage37 tim u still have time to fix this we cant defend u no more babe

fanpage59 timmy look at me this isnt you tim

fanpage22 y/n went to the after party too but idk if she stayed for long

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fanpage48 what was on his mind when he agreed to do that shitty pr stunt 

enews 

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enews here we have it folks! y/n l/n (@y/i/n) making an appearance at the met gala after party accompanied by chloe grace moretz (@chloegmoretz). it is claimed that she “just want to make rounds then go home.” other sources said she swung by to “get wasted” and “forget about tonight.” but she did went home with her ex-boyfriend timothée chalamet (@tchalamet), so what was that about?

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fanpage83 i say we get out of their hair and let them solve this privately

fanpage91 theyre just getting started, theyre young and this kind of drama will come along

fanpage29 theyre not a drama lover we know that  but once they make a drama its so big we’re gonna talk about it nonstop

fanpage48 i want a friend like grace:(

fanpage84 y/n did like his recent post tho

fanpage47 WE STILL HAVE HOPE

fanpage54 i wish i can hug her i love her sm i wanna comfort her

fanpage44 i hope theyre doing okay

fanpage93 im sure it was just a misunderstanding, timmy wont do such thing

fanpage77 glad chloe was present for her

fanpage89 they’ll get back together again im sure 

[twopoppies]

i was looking at this account that posts pap pics & one of the posts was kylie jenner’s car at timothée chalamet’s house & a larrie responded saying how kris jenner is losing her car touch bc of how unbelievable the stunt was & all the replies were about how they shouldn’t be talking about how believable a relationship is when they’re a larrie. so instead of being annoyed at how larries are treated (again😭), i’d just like to take a quick moment of silence for said larrie LMAO. but to be fair, i don’t think they stood a chance bc all the replies were either teenagers seeing the photos & thinking they meant literally anything other than PR or bots kris bought to off set the people who saw through the stunt (or both lol).

🙄 i know literally nothing about Timothee or Kylie, but that’s a ridiculously unbelievable couple. I feel sorry for these kids who missed Larry interacting. They’ll never understand.

[mysteryofloveforevermore]

How I Met Your Mother Gifs Inspired By The New Shams

The PR girlfriends are trying very hard. But, let’s not forget that the boys have a different plan for their future. In this scenario, Barney is Armie and Ted is Timmy😅

Hopefully in 2021

Bonus

This is how we (Charmies) will react when we’ll see their baby