#beards on call

[lokh]

guess who just finished their taz balance relisten

[dunmeshistash]

Dungeon Meshi - Female Dwarf beards

[temeyes]

soap, somewhere in the base: "CAPTAIN GARRICK IN THE HOUSE!!!"

[sgt-tombstone]

Thinking about the 141 attending a formal military event—some high ranking officer getting a medal or retiring or some such; Johnny isn’t paying much attention—but their attendance is required (normally when shit like this happens, the 141 either is already out of the country on assignment or can quickly arrange to be).

Unfortunately, formal attendance means that regulations suddenly matter a bit more: dress uniforms, hair cuts, the whole nine yards. For Gaz, none of it is an issue; his default state is well within regs. For Ghost it just means taking his mask off, which he submits to with little fuss or fanfare. He doesn’t even really need to shave or cut his hair because he keeps both pretty short under his mask anyway. Price refuses to cut his sideburns or moustache and somehow gets away with it because… he’s Price and even the higher-ups who care about that kind of thing are willing to make an exception for Price.

Soap, though… Soap has to shave. He might be the youngest candidate to pass SAS selection, but that’s not enough to make the brass turn a blind eye to his carefully curated hairstyle and stubble, both horrendously out of regulation. His mohawk gets cut short, not short enough to stop being a mohawk altogether, but short enough to pass it off as a less conspicuous styling. His face, though, gets shaved completely clean. He complains about it the entire time, even though he’s alone in his bathroom, ranting to his own reflection in the mirror, and the moment he steps out, Ghost and Gaz absolutely lose it laughing, having to hold on to each other for support.

They petition Price to change Johnny’s callsign to “Babyface” and maintain for months that Price was this close to agreeing (the only reason he refused is because he knew that it would get shortened to “Baby” and he didn’t want to give Ghost an official way to flirt with his boyfriend over comms)

[mafaldaknows]

Keeping the tags @letthespiceflow ❣️

Instagram: gq

The disparity between this intelligent young man, one of the greatest actors of his generation, able to hold his own in an epic conversation with one of the greatest filmmakers of our time, and the vapid, inarticulate grifter/influencer’s boyfriend from the last few months of trash tabloid headlines is especially glaring in videos like this.

[deathblossomm]

new found video of Neil posted on October 31 on Fort Irwin's Facebook page

[letmelickyoureyeballs]

BARK BARK BARK

gimme a man like this

this is how i imagine my blorbos to look like

[konigsblog]

HELLO?? this is SO price (linked in comments)

cw: size kink, smut, size difference. (MDNI, you will be blocked.)

PRICE can't help himself. he's utterly crazy for your small size; your petite frame and how he's able to lift you into his arms with ease. he loves to fuck you, to cage you in with his muscular, strong arms wrapped tightly around your body, protecting you as he pounds into you.

he rocks his broad, large hips into your ass, spreading apart your soft thighs and spearing you on his thick and meaty cock. he can feel the veins on his shaft rubbing against your walls as he humps your ass, desperate to fill you with his hot, warm cum. price covers your mouth to stifle your pleasured sounds, his large hand cupping your lower jaw while your eyes roll back with euphoria dripping from your pussy.

your tight cunt throbs and squeezes around the girth of his shaft, making you whimper. john's hand comes down to squeeze your breast, toying with your hard nipples whilst mumbling praise in your ear through gravelly, quiet grunts. john's hard dick stuffed inside your stomach, bulging from your belly as he pumps into you hornily.

“jus’ relax. you’re jus’ so small against me, sweetness.”

your smaller hands come around to his wrist, panting heavily as you pull his hand away from your mouth. you can feel his breathing on the back of your neck; laboured and heavy. his beard scratches your neck, feeling him bury his face in your nape and suck hickeys and place kisses onto your soft, supple skin.

“such a small thing...”

[akimao]

40yo zosan + long hair and tattoo 💕

[matthewsgreybubbles]

As much as I love early seasons Spencer, I want to talk about late seasons Reid because the haircut and the beard are doing things to me that I cannot describe.

[lilislegacy]

to anyone who still isn’t on board with percy jackson as marine veterinarian, i ask you to consider something

percy wearing scrubs

[bressynonym]

(another) smoke break. 🚬

[machveil]

https://www.tumblr.com/machveil/767049258079764480/guys-crawling-up-to-you-do-we-have-any-price?source=share

Price that has a spouse with IMMACULATE cooking and baking skills, but burns themself more times than not. So he has gone out of his way to get a stash of burn gel plasters (or what its called??) for her just incase

Husband!Price is stocked on burn gel and aloe vera gel, he’s also got some pain meds if you’re really sensitive and it hurts. he adores your cooking but he hates to you in pain. sometimes he’ll stand in the kitchen with you to supervise - gentle reminders to grab your oven mitts and to step back when oil starts popping. put him to work! you need him stir some batter or measure dry goods? he’ll do it in a heartbeat

Husband!Price who sits you down and takes care of any small injuries you get while baking. be it burns or small cuts, he’ll grab the little first aid kit he has under the sink and take care of you. he’s all soft reassurances, tells you that he’ll handle cleaning up the kitchen while your desserts are in the oven. “You did the fun stuff, love. I’ll handle cleanup.”, it’s really an excuse to get you off your feet, his big, rough hands carefully applying a little antibiotic to your wound

Husband!Price who sits down with you to snack on the sweets you made. soft spoken praise for how good they turned out, not too sweet, any chocolate or fruit you put in is hitting the spot. you’ll probably find him the next morning with a mug of black coffee, one of your sweets in hand as he reads the morning paper. normally, I don’t think Price has a huge sweet tooth, but for your desserts and treats? he might have to watch himself to make sure he keeps his tummy under control

[temeyes]

just "some" boys, ig

[fridgrave2-0]

my take on post-canon ud!!

[gomzdrawfr]

I think I cracked the code with this dude