#deux moi

[sgiandubh]

The (Un)real London date

This has made the news on Deux Moi for about 5 days, then reposted today, on the account's IG Stories:

Properly introduced...

And then reposted with a very telling disclaimer:

'Some statements made on this account have not been independently confirmed. This website does not claim information published is based on fact.'

Here we go:

[Source: Deux Moi's Instagram account]

Some things never change, huh? It was always going to be Deux Moi, on which I abundantly wrote sometime around last summer, proving its complete lack of ethics and responsibility, as far as published content goes: https://www.tumblr.com/sgiandubh/756524589763477504/hello-i-have-a-new-drinking-game-suggestion-if?source=share

Also mentioning, mind you, their epic calling out by Taylor Swift's PR people - probably the reason they felt a disclaimer was necessary, after all.

It was always going to be a non-substantiated 'sighting', with a very simple narrative line that immediately reminded me of another Anon, on another blog, on another season. The date was April 11, 2023 and the woman was the meteoric Chloe Rash, whose narrative line was killed by an (in)famous Hyrox badge:

Followed by this epic one - supposedly not the same Hôtel Costes Anon and this time in French, LOL. Theater of operations being conveniently moved to a private club, this time:

[Source: https://www.tumblr.com/sgiandubh/726607877796675585/anatomy-of-a-lie-the-french-connection?source=share - posted August 25, 2023]

The story is virtually identical - the month of April, a luxury European hotel where S has been seen before, but now suddenly involved with a D-list celeb/wannabe woman who was on nobody's radar, the restaurant of the above hotel, the same middle table in the restaurant, the careless making out (this time outside, if I understood well). I analyzed it in French cultural context in the above linked post, proving with simple facts that it was a sad, wilted lie. From the one who 'seems much more real than the other girls' to a Real Housewife of New York City, this bullshit even Deux Moi is camouflaging under a disclaimer has *urv's paws all over it.

Also, this Anon:

Bless her soul, she couldn't resist and had to trumpet it somehow, even indirectly. Because she knew the Viperine Corner will immediately pick up the Deux Moi story. And because she takes us for amnesic fools.

Try again, troll. This ain't nearly good enough and you're blatantly stuttering.

Now kindly care to answer me this simple, logical question:

Why would a man who allegedly is borderline paranoid about his private life choose to sit at a middle table in a luxury restaurant and make out with the paramour? Doesn't he know restaurant booths exist precisely for this purpose?

Well, I think (or at least, hope...) S does know that. The troll? Not so much.

And no, I don't give a flying fuck about timelines. I think it's pretty much clear, this time.

[theflowergothic]

ICYMI

The exposé has made it to Deux Moi

Oh my god 😳😳😳

[blueribbonbaby]

I’m tired

[unlikeable-female-character]

Don't know if you've listened to the new Deuxmoi podcast but she talks about Hugh and Sutton at the end and says they're still together. I saw so many fans celebrating (lol) thinking that they broke up which is a different level of parasocialism if you ask me—it's just embarrassing to care that much about a strangers relationship. He’s got so much going on right now between his shows and his play, but it seems some people simply can’t move past his relationship status when it’s clear that he’s keeping it private and lowkey, as is his right. Some of them have their entire online presence dedicated to speculating on this relationship like omg move on already

I did indeed listen to that. Consider the source as always but I’m going to say that the likelihood of Deux Moi being wrong in this instance is quite small.

Just them quietly spending time together, her visiting him while filming (which actually tallies with a comment I saw on one of the pics Hugh posed for while in Ireland) going to a play…just simple couple things and as you say absolutely their right to be keeping things private and lowkey. Good for them. Can you imagine how insufferable those ‘fans’ would be if they were being in our faces about it all 😬. Although at least then they could vaguely justify making Hugh’s relationship their entire personalities….

[randomluck-ofthe-universe]

.. I can’t decide if all this charade is more pathetic or more embarrassing.. maybe just ridiculous.

#momager is desperate 🤡🤣

[nancydrewwouldnever]

Congrats on jumping that shark this fast, Deux Moi!

[silvyysthings]

Dm wrong every time

[idontevenlistentomitski]

Anyone got any idea what Joe is doing with Tina fey?

Truly two worlds colliding hahahaha

[the-wacky-planet-of-fielder]

I hate paparazzi stuff, but because these kind of instances are so rare, here's Nathan spotted today at a sushi spot. 🐟

[parfannette]

🎬 Deux moi, 2019

He and She live in the most romantic city in the world – Paris. They go to the same store, have dinner at the same restaurant, but have never met. They are lonely and dream of meeting their love. Will their paths cross one day?

[taylorvaughnsaidso]

When I read this I remember elizabeth's an aquarius and think oh yes, this. this is exactly how I'd want my marriage to be like too 😂

[sgiandubh]

The (Un)real London date - part deux (moi)

For the first part, kindly click here: https://www.tumblr.com/sgiandubh/780378262155182080/the-unreal-london-date?source=share

Oh, and lest I forget, another common detail between the two April Troll Stories: it's always a member of the staff who allegedly sells the story to the Trumpet. As if people would risk losing their bread-and-butter jobs for the sake of a B-list actor, especially in this global economy.

Now remind me who frantically called resorts in order to know if S was staying there and then bragged about it forever on You Tube?

Yeah, that's right. Ye goode, olde Purve.

Also, for the ones worried by the official-looking email [ reservations@yada-yada.hotel.com], let me show you how I almost submitted a new tip to Deux Moi, using the Romanian President's office generic email address, three minutes ago.

You go on their page and click on the bottom-right prompt:

A form pops up and ta-daa - you are free to write the most insane garbage that could cross your mind, with full impunity:

[Source: https://www.deuxmoi.world/]

Nah, I didn't send it, on second thoughts. They don't deserve my humor.

[theflowergothic]

ICYMI: Um… it happened again

Okay so y’all already know DeuxMoi published that blind item that was basically word for word about the Max Verstappen and Kelly Piquet exposé. But when I woke up this morning. I found out that Crazy Days and Nights (CDaN) just ran something incredibly similar if not EXACTLY the same.

Here’s the thing. I’ve never really followed CDaN and from what I saw, their credibility is… questionable at best? I guess they used to have a reputation for real industry tea… but now it’s more of a “monkeys on a typewriter” situation.

But here’s the thing: DeuxMoi and CDaN are wildly different spaces. The fact that both of them published what is clearly the same tip is very interesting. Like someone is out there trying to get this into the gossip sphere and it’s working for better or for worse.

That being said, it doesn’t look like the mainstream has tied any of this back to my videos yet which is… frustrating? I’m watching these blind items gain traction, but there’s still a disconnect between the discourse and the actual deep dive. I don’t know if people just aren’t making the connection… or if they are and don’t want to say it out loud.

So now I’m wondering: How do I actually bridge that gap? How do I make sure that when people see these blinds and start side-eyeing Max and Kelly they realize that there’s already a full breakdown out there with all the receipts? If anyone has ideas, I’m all ears.

[blueribbonbaby]

[whatiwillsay]

FRESH CONTENT! pls enjoy me breaking down my gossip girl credentials i promise you will be BLOWN AWAY!!

xoxo

[randomluck-ofthe-universe]

... Is the timmy and Kylie sighting confirmed?

AS MUCH AS IT CAN BE WITHOUT A PIC.

#bye 🤡🤡