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I just don't understand what his team was thinking when they agreed to this stunt. Exactly how does he benefit from it other then being seen as an uber straight grade-A douchebag? Is this really the image his team wants for Timmy? There's just too much talent and potential there to be shamming with a Kartrashian/Jenner.
Hello, Anon:
It’s absolutely mind-boggling what having more money than God can buy in the United States of America these days: New lips, new hips, and a sparkling new image with a shiny new man who apparently doesn’t even need to be present to win.
The KarJenner PR team has been hard at work for the last few months for a classy reboot of baby sister Kylie, complete with a romance with the internet’s boyfriend, style influencer and fashion icon Timothée Chalamet, who also happens to be the greatest actor of his generation. At face value, it certainly does seem like an unlikely match, given the imbalance of (dare I say it?) intellectual curiosity and preternatural talents between them. But anything is possible, when one has more money than one can ever spend in several lifetimes and the other has greater goals and ambitions than his power and influence will allow at this point in his career.
Both parties involved, however directly or indirectly, can find benefit in being in each other’s orbits driveways, taco restaurants, tarmac, in an image-conscious culture ravenous for juicy content just like this.
One of the pair has received a decidedly more positive boost from it.
The other, not so much, perhaps by design.
He may have extremely valid reasons for wanting to promote that particular “douchebag” image, if he really is willingly participating in what appears to be yet another PR romance. His handlers and PR team probably assume that he must do this in order to continue to level up in Hollywood as the next Leonardo DiCaprio. And they are probably right, given the current wave of puritanical bigotry in the USA and elsewhere in the world. There is far too much money riding on the success of his next three potentially blockbuster projects and too many people with a vested interest in his success for them to allow his image to be seen as anything other than “normal” in order to appeal to the mainstream sensibilities of a global audience. His own ambitions most likely make it impossible to refuse.
Can’t knock the hustle. ✨💃🕺🏻✨ And both of them are hustlers. Maybe that’s what they have in common.
If this were truly an authentic romance, we already know that all they would need to do to keep it private is to KEEP IT PRIVATE: Say nothing to the press, don’t call the paparazzi to meet you in the parking lot, don’t alert the media at all. They both have the means and resources to disappear from public view whenever they want, if they really wanted to do that. It’s not a requirement to begin a new relationship with a press release, not even for celebrities.
And yet here we are, a love story loudly announced in a tale of two cars, maybe three, long driveways but park at the bottom where everyone can see, and taco dates with paparazzi who take photos but only with his wingman.
A story which has made it abundantly clear that at least one of them wants to
MAKE SURE EVERYONE NOTICES their super-duper-uber-private budding romance 🚘🌮❣️🌮🚘
I’m not entirely convinced that he’s even an active participant in all of this, TBH. Many of the details thus far don’t add up to much of anything except a lot of black cars being shuffled around in his driveway published by the trash gossip press with sensationalist headlines and articles intended to plant the idea in the minds of those who want to believe it or need to know it’s happening.
For reasons.
And all of this accomplished without a single decent photo as concrete evidence of this alleged romance between two people famously well-versed in the art of the selfie in the golden age of Instagram.
Not even a fan photo or one “leaked” by their team. Nothing, except some extraordinarily grainy outdoor shots in someone’s backyard where the only easily identifiable person is Kylie Jenner and only because of her unusual proportions, in a town teeming with Teemo lookalikes who would happily stand in for the real thing for nothing but the chance to say they did it.
The Devil works hard but Kris Jenner works harder.
Seeing might be believing, but only if we can actually see what we’re seeing.
Thanks for your comment. 🤔🥔📸🎪🫤🤷🏻♀️
#hello anon#timothée chalamet#kylie jenner#range rover rodeo#photos with potatoes#public private romance#douchebag#climber#a tale of two cars maybe three#tacos but bring your wingman#better photos from bigfoot sightings#bigfoot family bbq#kyliegate#seeing is believing#rah rah oh ma ma a#ro ma ro ma ma a#mafalda needs a disco nap#tales from the charmiesphere
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he borrowed Logan’s glasses cause he forget his contacts .
anyway there are too many things I want to DRAW NYOW !!!! All these things red has given us are too mucu for me to not give in and doodle I’m going INSANE !!!!!!! 🤯🤯💥💥
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#RED WHEN I CATCH YOU !!!!!#I’m gonna draw so many of those it isn’t funny STOP DOJG THSI TO ME !!!!#I never had this strong of an urge to draw fanart it’s cray cray#🤯🤯🤯#he might not but I WILL#NERDDDDDD !!!!!!#I need to cut my toenails ngl#I’m gonna shower I’m a little shmelly#Did you guys know that ripping off a human ear is the equivalent of crushing a soda can#What do you mean you didn’t scroll down here to see this ????#Idk what your talking about#Going through my tags is like going through a jungle gym but all of them are 8 year olds with adhd maybe autism and sugar deprivation#Sugar deprivation as in they ONLY had two bowls of candy this morning and not 10#Rah rah ah ah ah ro ma ah ah ah Gaga Oo la la#Sing if u know the lyrics in the comment section teehee#school bus graveyard#sbg#sbg (webtoon)#aiden clark#school bus graveyard webtoon#art
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This is skybound finale
#ninjago#capyfroyo spams#skybound#i need to get it out of my head#get off my head! get off my head! get off my head!#ro ma ro ma ma ga ga#jay walker#nya smith
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I was accused of being a rarijack shipper at comic con for some reason
#Its because i ship rarijack#I alsoooo shop appledash tbh#I should complete the pattern and ship raridash#what if i wrote fanfic again?#also hi i was gonna do inktober#But life is so busy for me right now#That i dunno if i have time#So instead im gonna natg but like in november#November artist training grounds#Wait but dont hold me to that#Thats contingent on me getting other things done#Anyway wheee#Rarijack#:)#thanks for following#Shout out ro everyone who followed parce que ma meuf reblogged something
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Sabo demon hunter finally corners the beast he’s been tracking but before he can inflict a decisive blow he’s intercepted by the legendary phoenix himself, a hunter like himself, unkillable, they say
He crosses Sabo’s blade with the flat of his own, Sabo snarls that this is his kill, he found the creature first
The phoenix informs him with a smile that doesnt reach his eyes that he doesnt care about a stolen kill, Sabo tries to bypass him and is thwarted a second time, in that same taut, cold tone the Phoenix says he cannot let him kill the demon
Frustrated and annoyed at another bounty he wont collect, Sabo demands a reason, why ? If he cant kill it he at least deserves to know
The phoenix glances at the wounded shadow curled in on itself behind him, he smiles and this time it warms the ice within his irises, his mouth curving up into something tired and wane
“Because I love him.”
Sabo balks, clenches his fists, they said the phoenix had gone mad as of late and here was the stone cold truth
The shadow shifts as the phoenix tugs up his sleeve, bares his forearm riddled with scars, Sabo swallows when the taller man turns away from him to kneel beside the demon, his voice soft and soothing, almost an adoring croon when it shuffles closer and Sabo chokes on a noise of revulsion when the demon sinks its long evil fangs into the offered flesh, appalled as it tears at tendon and muscle, devouring deep until the white of bone was visible
The phoenix doesnt wince, continues his soft spoken mantra of adoration
Confused, terrified even, Sabo leaves empty handed, unable to stop thinking about the sound of masticated flesh and the song of viscera, in the gloom of the chase he hadnt been able to make out much of his target, but dappled within the radiance of the phoenix Sabo had been alarmed to observe the demon had been beautiful
#MAS#anyway sabo goes back like wait a second i know we got off to a bad start but#that was like fucked up but also hot#so im here ro apologise for attacking ur demon bf lr whatever#marcos just trying to exist with his forbidden love 😩#xam screams about bonkers stuff#in which Ace drinks or in this case straight cannibalises Marco#bc thats hot#any time Ace gets hurt Marcos already offering his body as a healing sacrifice like oh baby no here feed you wont hurt—#Ace taking a smol nibble as a treat hehe#👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽#they r so cute
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i don't read much romance as we all know (except fanfic which i exclusively read for the romance and smut) but i think the reason why A Dark and Drowning Tide is working for me and not annoying is that you can tell the MC is super into her rival from the beginning and just lying to herself about it.
like, as an incredibly stubborn "grudge holder," unless you show me that there's a CHANCE early enough on, I'm just like, that's not realistic. no one changes their whole opinions on a dime, and if it is a "lying to yourself" situation the author has to show the cracks, which Saft has done very well here. if the book is just "hate hate hate hate oh we're fucking now" it doesn't work for me. I don't wanna make assumptions when you haven't applied the necessary subtlety! the subtlety is the fun part!!
#also like the worldbuilding and setting and non-romantic characters are all really well done#this isn't just set dressing slapped on some stereotypes (*glances at the last ro/mantasy i tried to read*)#not that that can't be fine but like. i go to ao3 for that. if im paying real dollars i want a whole-ass story#i guess a ma/rvellous light wasn't that bad. but it doesn't have the life this book does#anyway i should be sleeping#steph continues to have bad opinions about romance books
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Starting ep 13 crying shaking sobbing
*supermassive black hole playing in the background* YOU GOT THIS SOLDIER I BELIVE IN YIU
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im feeling lowk emosnal 😞😞
#yushits#2 concert videos dekh liye khatam bhai ab ek aur dikha maine ro dena hai#KYUUUUU UGHHH#tds3#meko bhi jana hai yaar#ek divas jais pakku pachhi phota ne video eva mast layis ne#etli bhavuk thai gayi ke 3 languages ma lakhi didhu#very nice#😞😞😞
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they just gifted me a free ticket???? for the CIRCUS????? because I'm pretty?????? w h a t just happened this interaction was wild as fuck I'm telling you
#“can we leave a few brochures for the circus coming to town but also a facc ro cazz this is for you don't bring your husband”#I didn't know how to bring out the impact of a facc ro cazz in english#i 15 complimenti in napoletano non li so scrivere ma va beh#thoughts#― rea's thoughts 💭
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I am in.
So much pain.
I hate this, why can't my body just go back to how it was before.
This is literally so stupid, I didn't even do anything and now my entire neck and back is fucked and I've done literally everything and nothing helps I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this I've been dealing with this for over a year can it please just fucking stop.
Haha how naïve I was to assume it would go away after a fucking week.
#does this count as#chronic pain#What counts as chronic pain#I'm just so sick of this#ra ra ro ma ma
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Send to 10 other bloggers you think are wonderful. Keep this going to make someone smile! Add a heart so we know how long the chain's been going! ❤️🖤💖🤍💚💛💗💙🩶🩵🤍🤎💟💜❣️❤️🩹💝🫀💖♥️💘❤️🔥💕🩶💜💛🫶💕💖💖💓💞💝❤️🩷🩵🧡🩷🫰💛❤️🔥💚
THE WRITING IS SO DAMN AMAZING!!!! IM HOPING FOR MORE >:33333
IM JUST FUCKING MELTIN YOU ARE ONE OF THE REASONS I KEEP WRITING! YOU AND THE HOPELESS ROMANTICS ARE LITERALLY MY PILARS RN
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#oficial art#onk#oshi no ko#oshinoko#推しの子#staff art#@a ma sa wa#@pi ro ri#@momoshiomomo#@kuroerei#kurokawa akane#akane kurokawa#onk akane#akane onk#akane oshi no ko#mem cho onk#memcho onk#memcho#mem cho#arima kana#kana arima#onk kana#kana onk#kana oshi no ko
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