#ro ma ro ma ma a

[mafaldaknows]

I just don't understand what his team was thinking when they agreed to this stunt. Exactly how does he benefit from it other then being seen as an uber straight grade-A douchebag? Is this really the image his team wants for Timmy? There's just too much talent and potential there to be shamming with a Kartrashian/Jenner.

Hello, Anon:

It’s absolutely mind-boggling what having more money than God can buy in the United States of America these days: New lips, new hips, and a sparkling new image with a shiny new man who apparently doesn’t even need to be present to win.

The KarJenner PR team has been hard at work for the last few months for a classy reboot of baby sister Kylie, complete with a romance with the internet’s boyfriend, style influencer and fashion icon Timothée Chalamet, who also happens to be the greatest actor of his generation. At face value, it certainly does seem like an unlikely match, given the imbalance of (dare I say it?) intellectual curiosity and preternatural talents between them. But anything is possible, when one has more money than one can ever spend in several lifetimes and the other has greater goals and ambitions than his power and influence will allow at this point in his career.

Both parties involved, however directly or indirectly, can find benefit in being in each other’s orbits driveways, taco restaurants, tarmac, in an image-conscious culture ravenous for juicy content just like this.

One of the pair has received a decidedly more positive boost from it.

The other, not so much, perhaps by design.

He may have extremely valid reasons for wanting to promote that particular “douchebag” image, if he really is willingly participating in what appears to be yet another PR romance. His handlers and PR team probably assume that he must do this in order to continue to level up in Hollywood as the next Leonardo DiCaprio. And they are probably right, given the current wave of puritanical bigotry in the USA and elsewhere in the world. There is far too much money riding on the success of his next three potentially blockbuster projects and too many people with a vested interest in his success for them to allow his image to be seen as anything other than “normal” in order to appeal to the mainstream sensibilities of a global audience. His own ambitions most likely make it impossible to refuse.

Can’t knock the hustle. ✨💃🕺🏻✨ And both of them are hustlers. Maybe that’s what they have in common.

If this were truly an authentic romance, we already know that all they would need to do to keep it private is to KEEP IT PRIVATE: Say nothing to the press, don’t call the paparazzi to meet you in the parking lot, don’t alert the media at all. They both have the means and resources to disappear from public view whenever they want, if they really wanted to do that. It’s not a requirement to begin a new relationship with a press release, not even for celebrities.

And yet here we are, a love story loudly announced in a tale of two cars, maybe three, long driveways but park at the bottom where everyone can see, and taco dates with paparazzi who take photos but only with his wingman.

A story which has made it abundantly clear that at least one of them wants to

MAKE SURE EVERYONE NOTICES their super-duper-uber-private budding romance 🚘🌮❣️🌮🚘

I’m not entirely convinced that he’s even an active participant in all of this, TBH. Many of the details thus far don’t add up to much of anything except a lot of black cars being shuffled around in his driveway published by the trash gossip press with sensationalist headlines and articles intended to plant the idea in the minds of those who want to believe it or need to know it’s happening.

For reasons.

And all of this accomplished without a single decent photo as concrete evidence of this alleged romance between two people famously well-versed in the art of the selfie in the golden age of Instagram.

Not even a fan photo or one “leaked” by their team. Nothing, except some extraordinarily grainy outdoor shots in someone’s backyard where the only easily identifiable person is Kylie Jenner and only because of her unusual proportions, in a town teeming with Teemo lookalikes who would happily stand in for the real thing for nothing but the chance to say they did it.

The Devil works hard but Kris Jenner works harder.

Seeing might be believing, but only if we can actually see what we’re seeing.

Thanks for your comment. 🤔🥔📸🎪🫤🤷🏻‍♀️

[milkcanslam]

Can you draw Lammy x Ma-san some more? I need to see them in LOVE

Yeeess, didnt even need to ask for me to draw them

[lestink]

i cant believe gray is dictionary definition of 'he don't know what to do with all that' with juvia i actually need to beat him in the streets

[capyfroyo]

This is skybound finale

[nyegher]

I was accused of being a rarijack shipper at comic con for some reason

[angelicbisexuality]

i want a lot of things in life but realistically theyre likely never going to happen :’3

[official-rugi]

Went back and redesigned one of my old Fantrolls cause he became relevant for stuff with Marco, so uhh this is Rostislav, but Everyone calls him Ros ☺

[sneeg-snag]

ok like realistically i should be trying to get a job asap. but also. what if i just have a bad feeling

[lesbiancolumbo]

Reservoir dogs

[yewshi]

im feeling lowk emosnal 😞😞

[moondvncer]

they just gifted me a free ticket???? for the CIRCUS????? because I'm pretty?????? w h a t just happened this interaction was wild as fuck I'm telling you

[shkrofthebooty9000]

I am in.

So much pain.

I hate this, why can't my body just go back to how it was before.

This is literally so stupid, I didn't even do anything and now my entire neck and back is fucked and I've done literally everything and nothing helps I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this I've been dealing with this for over a year can it please just fucking stop.

Haha how naïve I was to assume it would go away after a fucking week.

[spectral-idiot]

Send to 10 other bloggers you think are wonderful. Keep this going to make someone smile! Add a heart so we know how long the chain's been going! ❤️🖤💖🤍💚💛💗💙🩶🩵🤍🤎💟💜❣️❤️‍🩹💝🫀💖♥️💘❤️‍🔥💕🩶💜💛🫶💕💖💖💓💞💝❤️🩷🩵🧡🩷🫰💛❤️‍🔥💚

THE WRITING IS SO DAMN AMAZING!!!! IM HOPING FOR MORE >:33333

IM JUST FUCKING MELTIN YOU ARE ONE OF THE REASONS I KEEP WRITING! YOU AND THE HOPELESS ROMANTICS ARE LITERALLY MY PILARS RN

[gabbyp09]

[death47lyagushka]

Marian telefonul meu unde e

ERA SA CAD DIN PAT IL BAG IN PIZDA MASII!!

[sneeg-snag]

Starting ep 13 crying shaking sobbing

*supermassive black hole playing in the background* YOU GOT THIS SOLDIER I BELIVE IN YIU