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inkskinned · 19 days ago

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okay is she being actually immature or is it just a woman over 30 expressing a human experience you find to be immature.

like yeah. at certain ages... let shit go. im not defending the real immature shit. im not defending the karen you're picturing. i worked in retail i hate those people too. (once somebody got mad at me because she didn't like how our winter window decor was a snowman smoking a pipe. i wish i was joking).

but men at 57 will write books about how 17 year old girls are soooo sexy. they will invent worlds where women have to be naked for "armor reasons." they will write songs that treat women as objects. people rush to defend them. meanwhile a woman at 35 will be like "heartbreak is hard, actually" or "i feel betrayed by a friend" or "i am struggling with something emotionally." immediately people will say stuff like this woman is 35 by the way. by the way this woman is SO OLD to be experiencing this. BY THE WAY.

im 31, almost 32. the other day a poet was blasted online because at her "big age", she had written a poem about feeling unloved. top comment was "this woman is 29 by the way." this woman is too old to still be useful, by the way. she has to behave better . maybe if she was a good wife and mother she could stop existing loudly, and the story could continue on without her. this woman has served her purpose, by the way. she's so cringe, by the way. at 29 - so old! - she still hasn't figured out that her existence should be one of shame.

#what the fuck.#unfortunately by the time i'd switched accounts (from personal to my poetry one)#i couldn't find it :(#this is why u SEND URSELF THE POST. WHICH I KNOW TO DO BUT!!!#i was so mad i just was like “i'm about to tear this commenter in twain” and . lost da post #if u urself are the 29 and got recently flamed by instagram #i love u. come here. write with me. i was about to pick up a sword for u.#i mean a BIGASS sword.#like we all know im a wlw girlie but the way ppl will be like ''id NEVER write sad poetry about a MAN not LOVING me!!!"#..... wowwwww ur so cool. anyway. people often experience emotions regardless of what u consider cringe.#& if ur gonna shame straight/bi women for feeling a certain way. hope u never write about the #weird relationship between u and ur father. or feeling different from ur brother.#or how ur male best friend fucked u over. since it's SO CRINGE. to have ANY feelings caused by a MAN #like be so for real. beloved. nobody is fucking saying this when men do it.#''oh it's cringe to like a woman or feel heartbroken by her.''#controlling women's feelings and actions???? it's more likely than u think.#btw op is nonbinary do NOT be gender essential on this post i'll kill u with my teeth #edit: btw for the person who dm'd me ''when is it misogyny and when is it actually valid''#pretty easy. if a man had done it #would it be cringe? . like if a man sang a sad song about ''she broke my damn heart''?#if he said ''i want to have kids with her'' or something sexually explicit?? like would u even LIKE IT if a male poet had said it?#& if it's like. nah a 35 yr old man being upset about this is cringe too. yeah it's just cringe. that exists. we both know it does.#but .... often i see this ONLY about women. and i can't help but hear like. how back in middle school #we were fed the lie ''girls mature faster.'' ... why do i have to be emotionally regulated? but if a man wrote about the same things?#..... idk . im pretty anti cringe culture to begin with. but this one feels so bad to me . ur still a person past 33.

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corvid-khaos · 1 year ago

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fionna and cake but simon drops increasingly wild anecdotes about his life

#fionna not knowing anything about him is so damn funny bc she will say shit like ‘relax i’ve played a lot of post apocalyptic RPGs’#COMPLETELY unaware #boring my ass this man is 1058 years old lived thru a nuclear apocalypse was a crazy ice wizard for a while was almost digested by cthulhu #he’s anything BUT boring #he just doesn’t say shit lmao #fionna and cake #adventure time #atimers #fionna and cake fanart #adventure time fanart #fionna campbell #simon petrikov #princess bubblegum #cake the cat

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gongyussy · 2 years ago

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forget about elon musk vs mark zuckerberg. i need to see yoshiki fight elon musk.

update: x japan has released its first single in eight years. to further shade elon musk. this is a thing that happened.

#this is SO ENTERTAINING ;_____;#the most fun japanese twitter has had in a while asdgajajak #VISUAL KEI FANDOM IT’S OUR TIME 🌹#57-year-old yoshiki turning up in leather pants with a silk shirt undone to his navel and a red rose held in his teeth #disarming musk with a kiss #love yoshiki hashtagging his tweets yoshiki. so true king #also gackt waking up from his cryosleep to defend yoshiki’s honour……….. peak old man yaoi #long post #twitter #x japan #elon musk #yoshiki #gackt

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screwpinecaprice · 7 months ago

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He communicated through mental text.

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paintedcrows · 4 months ago

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Thief

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rystiel · 3 months ago

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canon fic writer and creative mind stanley pines would do numbers on ao3 i think

#he wrote a whole fan novel that’s crazy man #he’s embarrassed though obviously it was meant to be a secret he took to his grave #ignore the fact that his canon fanfic is smut because there’s no way in hell he’d ever let ford read that #💀💀💀#gravity falls #stanley pines #stanford pines #sea grunks #yeahg #i love post canon brotherly bonding #(they annoy each other. affectionately this time)#gravity falls fanart #my art #rystiart #hello again insta stories create mode my old friend

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the-phantom-peach · 4 months ago

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what if… what if you drew malon x link…

eats art (positive)

Hell yeah!! I love 🔥💥Malink!!!! 🔥🔥💥

#any chance I get to draw old man time will be taken #I am a malink shipper #they are 🔥husband & wife🔥#in my hc #huh I don’t think I’ve posted my post game(s) time yet #the legend of zelda #legend of zelda #ocarina of time #oot #oot link #malon #malink #peachie asks

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wolfsplosion · 1 year ago

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ermm hello chilaios nation

#chilaios #suggestive #laios touden #chilchuck #chilchuck tims #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #my art #this was my first time drawing either of em I need to figure it out more. I have been plagued with images #if I draw anything uhh More than this it'll just go on my priv twitter probably. where does one even post 18+ art these days smh..#anyway. chilchuck's moe old man divorced swag x laios's dogboy eagerness. making them kiss like barbie dolls mwah mwah

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yellowwwcrayon · 8 days ago

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Gihun - me and the bad bitch I pulled by being so pathetic and incompetent that they had to take pity on me

(if I had a nickel for every time an intelligent ruthless character fell for this dumb/cute himbo man child (and sad sweaty meow meow), I'd have two nickels? Not a lot, but still weird that it happened twice in one show.)

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tempo-takoyaki · 6 months ago

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Here is my fourth prompt for SVSSSAction and donated by @starry-stan-blog! Drawing this TianJiu prompt was super fun, thank you again for your donation (^^)/

#tianjiu #tianlang jun #shen jiu #svsss #ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong #the scum villain's self saving system #svsssaction #I had a lot of fun drawing this old man I should definitely do that more #there's beauty in the visible veins and the skin marked by the passage of time... there's beauty in age #also I'm so so so sorry I posted this super late compared to my other socmed idk I got distracted #I've got two more prompts to work on so... coming soon I suppose?

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vongulli · 1 year ago

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Doodles over the past bit!!! Wahoo!!!

#Art #One Piece #Buggy #Mihawk #Sir Crocodile #Shanks #Buggy the clown #everytime i see a post that makes me laugh i go “hmm.. time to turn this into my old man yaoi.”#its good for the health #old man yaoi for the soul #Bartolomeo #Sanji

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riotdyke · 11 months ago

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2017 -> 2024

Butchness is about becoming, lesbianism is about growth, life is about transitions.

Take up your space.

#yeah why not i haven't done a post like this in AGES #seven years man...whewie...#seven years since i CAME OUT and then. god i always knew. one of them tragic little girls crying in the mirror.#what a fucking life! time for pizza #girlslikeus #lesbiansafe #also just unfortunate that many of my old photos are gone.

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intothehandsoffate · 3 months ago

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Hi hello fellow fiddauthor enjoyers. Here’s a fiddauthor comic with no fiddleford in it.

Bonus doodle under the cut:

I imagine this is roughly how said proposal went. Not that Ford is telling Stan that(Stan is going to find out immediately when he starts grilling Ford for details)