#time is just a dad corralling them HAHAHA

[tsukinoshinjiu]

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⚠ Suggestive connotation warning. Read left to right.

Commissioned by @sasoop~ Hyrule will always be a little shit <3 Read the previous here!

[shinymooncolor]

Hi lovelies.

Hockey is back. ❤️

And so here is another sweater weather chat. It’s split in two. So stay tuned 😘

All the love in the world for @lumosinlove and each and everyone of you! This fandom is truly a remarkable place 💖

Sweater weather chat #12 part 1

Dumo loses a bet. Sunny has a lot of stories. Sergei once had blue hair. He also fought a German suit. Snuck a few of my nhl heroes in here. See if you can spot them. Nado is dying from anticipation. Blizzard wants pictures. Olli is trying to stay on topic. Alice has questions. Sirius has no comments. We jinx the cup a tiny bit. I took some liberties with rosters and timelines for international hockey. No people were harmed in the making of this chat. Danes really are pesky meatball thieves. I love germans (just needed a bad guy).

Friday 7.22 pm

Prongstar: hey dumo. Not backing down from the bet?

Dumodad: no. I honor my word. You guys won. What do you want? Suicides, my car, my wife’s cooking?

Talkiewalkie: damn dumo. Pimping out Celeste

Dumodad: like the lot of you aren’t half in love with her or Anya. You’re not subtle

Krisvolley: I’d marry both with no hesitation. Between Anya’s piroggi and Celeste’s brownies, I’d be set for life.

Nadotheman:fuck you’d have to fight me and Kuny both for that krissy.

Russiangod: I already son of Anya. I take sergei’s place

Sergei_81: am not even 40 yet. Also you all boys. Can’t handle women. They need men.

Logantremblayzzz: it’s weird guys. Don’t crush on your team mates wives 😳 also Sergei you are 40....

Sergei_81: 🤬

Blizzard: don’t make sexy eyes at your goalie when he’s stretching. 🤪

Timmyforrealz: burnnnnnn hahahahahaha

Prongstar: potential adultery, sergei’s age and Logan’s inappropriate staring aside. Dumo lost our bet. And I’ve made a decision. Drumroll please 🙈🙈🙈🙈

Kuny: drdrdrdrdrrrrrrrrrrrr

Prongstar: thanks Kuny babe 😘

Prongstar: dumo! I want the truth about Prague. In this chat. In writing. You have 1 hr.

Dumodad: no.

Sergei_81: no

Sunnysideup: YES

Sunnysideup: I’ll tell them if you don’t 😜

Dumodad: it’s all your fault. Stupid Swede.

Sunnysideup: no one made you bet me. We won, fair and square!

Sunnysideup: the year was 2006. Turin, Italy. Winter Olympics. A brash Russian and a confident Canadian decided to make a bet with a lovely, young and innocent Swede.

Bradygunzz: innocent? 😂😂😂😂

Walkietalkie: wait weren’t you in Sweden then? Or am I missing something? How’d you even know these guys?

Kaneyoudigit: I thought this story was about Prague?

DumoDad: it is. It just started 9 years earlier.

Sunnysideup: some of my national teammates played with Sergei in the khl during the nhl ‘05 lockout. Dumo was signed to do some press stuff with us at olympics. Something about cross team friendships.

Logantremblayzzz: Wow you guys are ancient

DumoDAD: we were top 3 seeded teams and they picked the Russian with good English, a Swede who’s not scary and me. It was fun. And it turned into a bit of drinking after Sergei and sunny started arguing about the quality of vodka.

Krisvolley: you shouldn’t drink at the Olympics 😂

Sunnysideup: anyways. We bet and of course all three were convinced our respective teams would win. Of course, we all know who emerged victorious 😜

Sergei_81: you had Swedish murder twins not fair. Baby sedin slash me on purpose

DumoDad: he didn’t. That was a legit hit you big baby. Also we did better than the US.

Sergei_81: was not clean.

Sunnysideup: we’re not having this discussion again. You both lost. It was a clean hit. Also, the fun part was the bet itself.

Nadotheman: just fucking tell us. The suspense is killing me.😳

Siriusly: whAt did you do??????? Dumo!!!!

Sunnysideup: well. they got kitted out in lovely blue and yellow team colors. Hank’s idea - some fans gave him loads of body paint. Hahahaha also Sergei was sporting a very impressive buzz cut then. It was a thing. So we’ve got these two idiots painted in blue and yellow including sergei’s head. Unfortunately the dye wasn’t meant for hair. So he had blue hair for two weeks after. Anya is still mad at me about that one 😜

Nadotheman: so you just painted them blue and yellow? That’s like so anti climactic.

Logantremblayzzz: oh he’s not done 😂

CarbO’Hara: Logan tell usssss

Siriusly: how come you told him and not me? I feel betrayed.

DumoDad: I didn’t. Celeste did. Traitor.

Logantremblayzzz: I was sad and homesick and she wanted to cheer me up. 😍

Ollibear: I feel like we’re getting off topic

Logantremblayzzz: wait didn’t you then make them steal the Olympic flags from the hotel you were celebrating at and exchange them with Swedish ones?

Sunnysideup: indeed, Logan, and that went smoothly. So it turned into a thing that every time we compete all three in an international thing. We make the losers swap flags. It’s cute.

Prongstar: what about Prague then? That wasn’t until 2015? Was it?

DumoDad: and we all remember who won.

RussianGod: is also where butt slap come from then? Pre game one?

Sergei_81: not our fault. U had Crosby make heart eyes at zhenya. And no Kuny, not from there...

DumoDad: you’re never letting that one go? Hahaha poor Sergei.

Dumodad: also. the butt slap is an Old tradition. We had a playoff round ages back and I slapped him. We won. We’ve done it since. Works doesn’t it?

Sergei_81: you said “let’s go get them”. Still do. It works. All magic slap. I thought you say “ let’s go eat them” Still works hehe

Ollibear: again, we’re veering off topic, dumo.

Sunnysideup: well. Prague. I know Canada won. Golden boy got golden goal. Blah blah blah. But for some reason we had another bet 😜. Dumo cooked up a revenge for me and Sergei. But it was before the final. We were just heading into the second round and somehow ended up in another vodka related discussion (we all know Swedish vodka is superior).

RussianGod: Swedish vodka is water. Russia best.

Sergei_81: was stupid idea. But vodka make us brave.

DumoDad: I never told you to start climbing that flag pole. You decided that on your own. I just told you to get me the flag.

Sunnysideup: he did climb that pole like a fireman though.

Timmyforrealz: hold up a sec. you’re telling me sergei “i never smile and my looks can literally make opponents wet themselves” Ivanov climbed a flag pole while drunk and it looked good?

Sunnysideup: he was wearing a “I love Canada” onesie and crocs. Which was about 6 sizes too little. We both were.

Newt-leo: we’re going to need pics of this.

Sunnysideup: well. The onesies were one thing. Still not sure how we got corralled into it. But anyways as I remember Sergei did successfully steal the flag from the hotel and started on the cars outside. We just didn’t know it was some group of fancy politicians also in town to watch hockey.

Dumodad: you Europeans and your weird politicians. Apparently the little politic guy didn’t like Russians. So his body guard tackled Sergei down. Sergei fought back. And somehow I ended up in the tangle of suits and Canada onesies.

Sergei_81: he blame Russia for stupid shit I might get mad. Police came and put us in little jail in hotel. Sunny no where

Sunnysideup: I went to get help. I didn’t know you were going to fight the bodyguards of the German minister of trade now did I?

Dumodad: was it German? I thought it was Spain. The flag was yellow and red.

Krisvolley: wait so. In the middle of an Olympic tournament, the three of you (all dads and husbands by 2015) gets shitfaced on vodka, go on a flag stealing rampage through Prague and get tackled by German secret services? 😫

Sergei_81: not Prague just one hotel. And car park. And house opposite.

Siriusly: how did you get out?

Sunnysideup: I bailed them out. Or. I managed to explain that they’re big hockey stars and got backstrom and oveckin to come and support me.. Ovi just giggled. Backy just stared until they agreed. He’s scary. Sergei was cursing a lot. Dumo was crying at one point... hehehehe he . I think dumo was nearly benched no after?

DumoDad: somehow the team found out and little mr captain was not happy?. Also at this point sergei was mostly naked as the onesie gave up halfway through wrestling Germans. We got a big fine, had to formally issue an apology to the German delegates and the hotel. And Sergei had to pay another fine for embarrassing Russia 😂

Sergei_81: they happy I hit German but I couldn’t say hehe. Also lost a croc never found it. Walk home in one shoe 👟

Siriusly: I can’t believe you almost caused an international incident because you were arguing about vodka.

Sunnysideup: you should see us scandies when it comes to the origins of meatballs. Pesky Danes trying to steal credit. 🤬

Blizzard: and you’re all still talking about me and the fountain. Also. We were on the lions team then? How come you’ve managed to keep this quiet? Also. Where are the pictures of this? I have so many questions.

DumoDad: Sunny has pictures. And so does the Czech police. And maybe the hotel. And it stays that way.

Blizzard: sunny. I want pictures.

Sunnysideup: lord Stanley will decide ❤️ also pretty sure both ovi and backy has some. For revenge purposes.

Siriusly: DONT jinx.

Prongstar: you broke cap.

—-

Tuesday 2.54 pm

Alice: Sirius.

Alice: Sirius pick up your phone.

Alice: Sirius Orion Black. Please tell me that a picture of you and Remus in a closet in Ikea’s kids department is fake.

Sirius: I was in hiding. Re helped me. We didn’t do anything

Alice: your shirt is on backwards.

Sirius: it’s a fashion statement.

Alice: and the shark?

Sirius: no comment

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Part two is coming up.

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[lovemesomesurveys]

Have you ever shared a shower or bath with someone as an adult? No.

What kind of pizza toppings do you like? This question has come up a lot it seems lately.

When did you first take a shot of alcohol? I was honestly 21. It was apparent because I took a shot a tequila and as I was dying my dad handed me his beer and I took a big swig of it. Now, if you know me that says it all because I don’t share drinks. At all. With anyone. I grabbed it and drank without any hesitation at all hahaha. Everyone was shocked.

Did you babysit for money when you were in middle school? I only every babysat my brother and a couple of my cousins, but yeah my parents did give me money for that.

Who is your favorite band? How long have they been? One will always be Linkin Park. We go back to my middle school days.

Has the last person you kissed ever been to your house? Yeah.

Have you ever been to a spa? Nah. I honestly haven’t had an interest in going to one. 

When talking on the phone, do you place it against your left or right ear? My right.

What’s your favourite Lunchables meal? I loved the Nachos one.

Do you like Bob Marley? I’m familiar with his music, but I’m not particularly a fan. 

Have you ever eaten at Golden Corral? No.

Do you sit and eat dinner at the same table with your family? No, we don’t have a dinner/dining table. Are you listening to any music right now? If so, what are you listening to? No, I’m listening to an ASMR video.

Who was the last person to make you genuinely smile? My mom.

Is there something you want to say to someone but can’t/won’t? Yes.

Do you like men who have a sensitive side? Yes. There’s nothing wrong with that.

Have you ever tried to get someone into a certain band/artist? Yeah.

Have you ever carved you and someone else’s initials into a tree? No.

Do you like Dairy Queen? I haven’t been to one since I was a kid. I see commercials for it a lot and it looks good, but I just never go.

Is there a song in a different language that you can sing? Yeah, some Spanish songs.

How do you feel about bands that use pyrotechnics in live concerts? It can be cool.

Ever fallen down a hole? No, not literally. Thankfully. I fall down rabbit holes a lot, though.

Do you like bananas? I love bananas. 

How long do you normally spend in the shower? Like 30-40 minutes.

Have you ever been a featured member on any website? No.

Have you ever had any weird pets? I mean, my doggo is pretty quirky and silly haha.

Are you currently talking to/texting/instant messaging anyone? Nope.

Have you ever experienced insomnia? I have insomnia.

Do you like egg nog? I do.

Would you ever wear Converse with a prom/formal dress? Nah.

Do you prefer hot chocolate with or without marshmallows? Gotta have marshmallows.

How many different people of the opposite sex have you cried over? A few.

Would you rather be a surgeon or mortician? Omg, I absolutely could not do either one. Nooooooo.

Would rather be a musician or a painter? Musician. I wish I had some ounce of musical talent.

Would you rather write your own book or make your own movie? Write a book.

At home, do you have a trampoline? No.

When you are about to go to bed, do you put on some sort of noise? I have my TV on low for some background noise, but I always listen to ASMR before bed.

What is your favorite Christmas movie? I have several. 

And what about your favorite Christmas song? I love the classics. 

What is your ultimate favorite stocking stuffer? Gift cards are awesome.

After Halloween, do you sort out all of your candy into little piles? Aw, I always did that as a kid. 

When you listen to music with headphones, do you keep the volume low enough to hear surrounding noise faintly, or do you blast it? I want to be able to hear surrounding noise. I want to know if someone is calling out my name or comes up behind me. I’m super jumpy. It’s also good to just be aware of your surroundings.

What did you have for breakfast this morning? I had a homemade egg and cheese mcmuffin with spinach and garlic.

What’s the largest animal you’ve ever had as a pet? My doggos.

Do you own any kind of helmet? No.

Out of everything currently in your refrigerator, what food or drink is your favorite? Currently, I’d say my leftover pizza, my Starbucks Doubleshot drinks, and my pack of Yoo-Hoos.

What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had? The one that made me a paraplegic.

Do you like the taste of cough syrup? Ew, nooo.

What is something you like to have conversations about? Interesting stuff? ha.

What all is in the trunk of your car? I don’t have a car of my own; I don’t drive.

Do you ever put fruit on your cereal? No.

Is your heat or air conditioning currently on? No, but I have 3 fans going right now.

Have you ever fallen off of a horse? I’ve never been on one.

Which do you value more, your appearance or your intelligence? Those who see me can see it’s clearly not my appearance. Intelligence is important, but I don’t think I’m all that intelligent. But yeah, learning and being aware are things I want.

When was the last time you drove something other than a car or truck? Uhh, does wheeling around in a wheelchair count? ha.

Were your grandparents present when you were born? My grandma was.

If you drink/smoke, how often do you do these things? I don’t do either.

What do you think of fast food? I like it, I don’t care.

What website do you spend the most time on and why? Tumblr and YouTube for sure. I enjoy them.

What’s the most amount of time you’ve spent online? Is this usual for you? I’m on throughout the day. When it comes to travel, what kinds of places intrigue you most? I’m such a tourist, so I enjoy touristy things. I like checking out the shops and museums. I don’t know, I just like checking out as much as I can.

What is the farthest you’ve walked in one day and what made you do it? A friend and I walked all over this large city while there vacationing.

What is something important that’s often on your mind lately? My current situation with my health stuff.

What about something unimportant, but you can’t stop thinking about it? Hmm. I don’t know. My mind is pretty much just focused on all the bad shit I’m dealing with.

Do you like oatmeal? If so, what kinds of things do you like in it? I do. I like condensed milk, brown sugar, and cinnamon.

What was going on the last time you felt nostalgic? I’ve been feeling that way a lot these past few weeks I’ve noticed. Like, having/craving things I used to enjoy as a kid. Like my latest Yoo-Hoo obsession, for example. 

How much attention do you pay to the movements of the stars and planets, and do you believe they influence anything? None.

What is the most difficult or involved video game you’ve ever played? Hmm. Perhaps the Life is Strange series.

Which accent do you find most sexy, alluring or appealing? British or some Southern accents.

Which accent do you find most annoying, disturbing, or bothersome? None of them.

Can you cry on cue? Is it any kind of useful? No.

Does it take you a while to actually get jokes? Not usually.

Can you wear socks to bed or does it annoy you? Yeah, I always wear socks.

Have you ever bleached your hair? Yep, several times.

Do you like jelly beans? Just the black ones, which is a super unpopular opinion. 

Do you have trouble sleeping when it’s storming? No, I love it.

Who was the last person you know that graduated? (high school or college) My brother just graduated UC on Saturday.

Were you happy or sad when you found out your babysitter was coming? My babysitter was usually my aunt, who I’ve always been close with, so I looked forward to it.

Did you have a boyfriend in kindergarten? No.

Did you ever read the Magic Treehouse series? Nope.

Who was your best friend in elementary school? I feel like it switched a lot until like the 5th grade.

Did you ever watch The Land Before Time movies? Yes.

Did you collect anything when you were a kid? Rocks. It was something my Nana and I did together.

Did you get an allowance? Yes.

Were you into American Girl dolls? Nah.

Were you friends with your childhood neighbors? Yep, yep.

What was your biggest fear when you were a kid? All bugs. That hasn’t changed.

Did you ever play the "Reader Rabbit" computer games? Awww, yeah.

Did your parents let you drink soda growing up? Yes.

What was your favorite kind of cake as a kid? I’ve always loved white cake with buttercream frosting.

[smilingformoney]

It Lives Beneath Diamond Scene: Horse Riding with Imogen

You and Imogen make your way to a horse corral set up on the fringes of the festival. You: I can’t believe your parents let people ride their horses. Imogen: It’s just once a year, for Lake Day, but my mom says it’s our way of giving back to the community. As you walk up, Diavolos, the dappled horse, whinnies happily. Diavolos: Hrrrnnnn!! Imogen runs up and lovingly strokes his nose. Imogen: You happy to see me, boy? I hope they’ve been taking it easy on you. Don: Take it easy on him? He’s the one who oughtta be taking it easy on us. You: Oh, Diavolos. Have you been giving these nice people a hard time? Diavolos: Hhhnn… Imogen: Can you saddle him up for us, Don, while I take my friend to pick out a horse? Don: You got it, Imogen. Imogen leads you around the paddock, a few people here and there stroking horses’ manes and mounting or dismounting. You spy a stately brown mare feeding slightly away from the rest. Brown Mare: Hff hff… You: Hi there, girl. Aren’t you a beauty? You approach her, extending your hand, but she whinnies and skitters away from you. Brown Mare: HhhHHhhn… You: I guess she doesn’t like me. I’ll pick another one. Imogen: No, no. She’ll let you ride her. Imogen makes sure no one’s watching before leaning in to whisper conspiratorially. Imogen: Check this out. She holds out her hand and a faint blue-green glow appears around it. As if in response, the horse’s eyes glow the same colour! You: Whoa! The animal seems to perk up and it comes forward, nuzzling Imogen’s outstretched palm. Imogen: Okay. Now try again. You hold out your hand and this time the horse doesn’t shy away. She lets you pet her and even leans into your touch! Brown Mare: Hhhrrrnnn! You: Holy cow! Imogen +3 Imogen: I think you mean ‘holy horse.’ You: So this is what your power does? It lets you control horses? Imogen: All animals, and sort of. I’m not really controlling them. More like… communicating with them. Imogen: I told Annabelle right now that you’re not gonna hurt her, so she knows not to be afraid of you.

You: That’s… -Awesome!

You: I can’t believe I’m friends with a witch. If you get a letter inviting you to Hogwarts, please take me with you? Imogen: First of all, Muggles aren’t allowed in Hogwarts. Second of all, absolutely. Even if I have to sneak you inside my trunk.

-Weird.

You: Doesn’t it freak you out a little, having… magic powers? Imogen: A little at first. But now that I’m getting used to it I’m seeing how valuable it can be, especially since I want to become a veterinarian.

After Don brings Diavolos around, he saddles Annabelle for you and you manage to hoist yourself up onto her back with only minimal difficulty. Imogen: Looking good, [Name]! Have you ridden before?

You: I’ve… -Never been on a horse.

Imogen: Well, it doesn’t show. You’re a natural. Imogen: If you need any help or become uncomfortable, just let me know and we’ll stop, okay? You: I hope we don’t have to, but thanks for being patient with me Imogen: Oh don’t even mention it! We’ve all been beginners at some point, right?

-Had some experience.

Imogen: That’s great! You better keep up with me then. You: Well, let’s not go crazy. I’m not a pro or anything. Imogen: You can’t achieve greatness if you don’t push yourself! That’s what my mom always says. You: I thought this was just a casual ride but now I’m starting to get nervous. Imogen: Nerves gives you the energy to work harder! My mom always says that too.

Imogen and Diavolos take the lead, and you follow them out onto the street, then into the horse trails in the forests beyond the town.

The forest is dense and vibrant on either side of the trail. The trees hum with insect and animal life, and the fresh scent of pine drifts on the air. You catch glimpses of deer and squirrels as they dart between golden shafts of sunlight. You: This is so beautiful. Imogen: This is nothing. Wait ‘til you see Pine Falls. If you’ve ever seen a Pine Springs brochure, it’s the one on the cover. You: It better live up to all this hype. Imogen: Trust me, it will. When my parents first took me to the falls as a little girl, I thought water fairies lived there. Imogen: Actually, knowing what I know now, fairies might actually live there!

You: Speaking of your parents… -What’s it like being party of the Society? Imogen +3

Imogen: I-I’m not really sure. Maybe it’s too soon to tell. Imogen: At least it’s not the bad kind of cult where everybody worships one guy and takes turn brushing his hair, right? You: Um, yes. Thank god for that. Imogen: I’ll get to spend more time with my mom and dad, though. Time that isn’t spent criticising my life choices, anyway. You: You mean now that you’re oooone oooffff theeeemmmm? Imogen laughs and leans over to swat you playfully on the arm. Imogen: Not when you say it like that. Imogen: But yes. Being part of the Society is hard work, Mother says. There’s going to be a whole other initiation rite and mentoring period… You: Sounds kind of like a sorority, to be honest. Imogen: You know, you’re right! Looking at it like that, it doesn’t seem so intimidating anymore! You: Glad I could help. Imogen: Oh, pshaw. You always help, [Name].

-Are they proud of you now? Imogen +3

Imogen: I think they are, actually. Imogen: It’s like having this secret was keeping a barrier between us. But now that I’m part of the secret, it feels like I’m finally one of them. You: But you’re their daughter, weren’t you already one of them? Imogen: Yes, but now we share more than blood, we share a connection to something bigger than all of us. Imogen: Having these powers is something both my dad and my mom can respect. Imogen: They may have always loved me, but I don’t think I’ve ever really felt their respect before, not like I feel it now.

A red-winged blackbird soars above you. Imogen holds out her palm, a turquoise light emanating from it. The blackbird immediately changes course and dives down, alighting on Imogen’s hand. It looks up at her with bright, trusting eyes. Imogen: I don’t know where this power comes from, or how my parents have harnessed it… Imogen: But I know that it’s a gift, and I have a responsibility to do good with it. You: That’s really beautiful, Imogen… You: But… can you do something awesome with it? Imogen grins impishly and the blackbird flits away, back into the trees. Imogen: Oh, you want me to do something awesome, huh? You: Yes, please. She stretches her hand out and it glows again, the eyes of your horse glowing too. Before you can even brace yourself Annabelle takes off at a gallop! Annabelle: Hhhrrrrrnnnnn!! You: W-w-whoa! You grip the reins as the horse leaps into the air, sailing over a fallen log! You: GAAAHHH!!! Annabelle comes back down to the ground with a bone-rattling WHUMP and skids to a halt. Annabelle: Hnf! For one moment you’re breathless, your heart thundering in your chest… Then you let out an uproarious cry! MC +? You: WOOOHOOOHOOOOOO!!!!! Imogen brings Diavolos up to meet you at a much more sedate pace. You: That was the most fun I’ve ever had in my life! Imogen laughs and strokes Diavolos’s mane. Divolos: Hrrrrn. Imogen: I think what I like even more than having these powers is being able to use them to make those around me happy.

You: You… -Are too pure for this world. +Romance

Imogen: Hahaha! You just think that because you don’t know me that well. You: I want to get to know you, though. Imogen: Even if it means finding out I’m not as sweet as you think? You: I think I’d like you no matter what. Imogen pushes her hair out of her face to hide her blush. Imogen: Flatterer.

-Should get to enjoy your powers too.

Imogen: Oh, I do! Last night when I found out what my powers could do, I convinced an owl to come into my room and let me put a hat on it. You: That poor owl. Imogen: Nah, he was living for it. He knew he looked stunning. You: When you let him go, did you let him keep the hat? Imogen: I have super powers, [Name]. I’m not a monster. Of course I let him keep the hat.

You continue riding for a while until you begin to hear the rumble of running water.

Imogen: This is it. This is Pine Falls. You: This place is… Imogen: Magical? You: Took the words right out of my mouth. You both dismount and approach the rocky edge. You dip your hand into the water. You: Cold! Imogen: Too cold for swimming? You: Nothing’s gonna keep me from swimming in this pool. You brace yourself for the cold and dive into the water. It’s shocking at first but in seconds you begin to warm up. When you pop back up to the surface, you wave Imogen over. You: Come on in! Imogen: Don’t mind if I do. Imogen makes her way up a large rock outcropping and dives gracefully into the falls’ natural pool. You both spend a while splashing and swimming to keep warm. Eventually, you lay yourselves on a soft, mossy stone in a shaft of sunlight. The golden light catches in the droplets of water on Imogen’s bare skin. Imogen: Mmm. This is nice. So peaceful.

You: (I should…) -Kiss her. +Romance

You take hold of her chin and turn her to face you, her eyes wide and questioning. You lean down and your lips meet hers. You feel her sigh happily against your mouth. Imogen: Mmmm… You deepen the kiss, your tongues tangling and exploring each other’s mouths. Imogen rolls onto her back and you end up on top of her, her legs wrapped around your waist. Imogen: Mmmf… [Name]…

You: (I’m going to…) -Keep going. +Romance, MC +?, Imogen +1

You kiss her slender throat, the sharp angle of her collarbone, the curve of her breast. You lick droplets of water off her flat stomach, kissing further and further down. She clutches at your hair, moaning softly. Imogen: Aahhh… You snake a hand under her bikini top, feeling her soft skin, and her thighs tremble around you. Imogen: Haahh! [Name]! Kissing back up her body, you nip at her neck. Her hips roll against yours, sending tendrils of pleasure coursing up your spine. You: Genny… You deftly spin both of you, until Imogen is lying on top of you, her chest heaving against yours. Imogen: You’re fast! You: I hope not. You pull her down into another searing kiss, your hands roaming freely over her back, her hips, her soft thighs. You moan into her mouth as her body moves with your own, building up a rhythm that fills you with so much pleasure you feel like you’re going to burst…

You’re putting your clothes back on when you catch Imogen staring at you. You: What? Imogen: Nothing. Just looking. You: I hope you like what you see. Imogen: Very, very much so. You dip down and kiss her tenderly. When you pull back, her eyes are half-lidded and content. Imogen: I wish we could stay here forever, in this moment. You: Me too. Imogen looks up at the sky and sighs. Imogen: But nothing lasts forever. It’s already getting late. You: You want to head back? Imogen: Yeah… Though maybe… You: One more swim? Imogen: One more swim.

-Wind down. Imogen +1, MC +?

Your passionate kisses melt into soft, tender ones. Her soft lips move against yours, her delicate hands caressing your back. When you pull back, you rest your forehead against hers, both of you breathless and smiling. You: I’ve been wanting to do that for ages. Imogen: What was stopping you? You: There just wasn’t ever a right time. But here, right now, this is… Imogen: Perfect? You: Took the words right out of my mouth. You recapture her mouth. She tastes sweet and fresh, like the forest around you. When you separate, you lie down beside her and pull her close against your side. She rests her head contentedly on your chest. Imogen: I’m glad you did. You: Hmm? Imogen: I’m glad you did kiss me, after all. You: So am I. Do you think I could do it again sometime? Imogen: I think I’d be pretty mad if you didn’t. You glance at the time on your phone and groan. You: We have to get back to the festival before it gets too late. Imogen: I wish we didn’t have to. I wish I could stay here with you forever. You: Well, we can’t stay forever, but… You: No one’ll miss us if we’re gone just a little longer, right? Imogen: I’m sure they won’t miss us one bit. Imogen snuggles closer to you and you both watch the rich afternoon sunlight playing through the canopy, the soft sounds of rustling leaves lulling you both into a dream-like trance…

-Splash her. MC +?

You slyly reach down into the pool… And douse her with a cold spray of water! Imogen: EEEEEE! Imogen: Oh my god, [Name]! You are the WORST! Imogen plunges both hands into the water and they glow a vibrant blue below the surface. A shadow starts rising up from the depths… And suddenly an entire school of fish appear at the surface and spout water at you! You: Aaah! You: No fair! You can’t use your powers for vengeance! That’s the way to the dark side! Imogen laughs maniacally and dips back into the water, the fish swimming like a living cloud around her. You: That is so… Imogen: Magical? You: Exactly. You dive back into the natural pool and laugh as the fish swim against your sides, sending ticklish shivers through you. You both spend longer than you should enjoying the solitude, Imogen’s newfound powers, and the magical beauty of the waterfall.

After some time, you return to the bustling Lakeview Boulevard to meet up with your friends.

I’ll spend time with… -Parker. -Tom. -Danni. -No one.

[gyratingeonian]

JANE: -Guess who's in the kitchen again? It's this gal. She's been occupying much of her time this way; it's largely to burn off anxious energy in waiting for the fated crew to arrive, but also because she just can't stand boring meals day after day.-

JANE: -She isn't baking right now, surprisingly. She's slowly cooking a nice pot roast for dinner, ingredients fresh from one of her many pieces of portable Crocker tech. Her apron reads "Hot Daddy"; an artifact salvaged from somewhere in the pantry.-

JOEY: =She'd been lying upstairs, staring at the ceiling for hours. It was hard being able to sleep soundly without the threat of being discovered for her human qualities, and at times it was hard to believe she had a family again. Mostly everyone all together and all in one place, too. She'd heard some quiet rummaging in the kitchen below until the vapors rose and holy shit, whatever it was smelled delicious. She's sneaking down the stairs like a kid on Christmas Eve, carefully poking her head around the corner.=

JANE: -She doesn't notice Joey immediately; while the food cooks, she's leafing through a business book she found on a shelf and laid out on the counter before closing it back with a sigh. There's not much point in studying business when the business in question is currently being run by an evil alien sea queen, is there?-

JANE: -She scans the room, and then double takes at a pair of eyes around the doorway.- Oh!

JANE: Good... morning? Not really, but I haven't made any breakfast yet. Sorry. I wasn't sure if anyone was up yet.

JOEY: =She finally came out of hiding and stepped the rest of the way down the stairs, smiling in greeting.=

JOEY: nah its fine im not usually up around this time anyway

JOEY: the jet lags been awful =joke=

JANE: The mysterious interdimensional portal-lag, you mean. Hoo. -It's not that funny, but she's trying to make the most of it.- I understand completely.

JANE: Do you like eggs and bacon?

JOEY: =She perked at this=

JOEY: you mean to say

JOEY: you guys actually have that here?

JOEY: =eyes the refrigerator= 8o

JANE: Well... Sort of.

JANE: I conveniently happen to have a very good storage unit on my person.

JANE: -She's already pulling out pans- How do you like your eggs?

JOEY: =when was the last time she had anything that wasn't grubloaf lathered in grubsauce?= JOEY: oh jane you dont have to go through all that trouble—

JOEY: =fusses.=

JOEY: ....

JOEY: sunny side up

JOEY: =she's WEAK=

JANE: -snrrrk- Me, too.

JANE: Don't worry. This is better than sitting around, stewing in potential doom scenarios. -she produces a package of bacon and cuts it open while the pan heats up on the stove-

JANE: And I could use some breakfast, too...

JANE: Shucks. All I've eaten this morning is a bite of leftover cheesecake.

JOEY: that wont do at all! heres to proper sustenance hahaha

JOEY: =she approacheth= it is only right of me to ask if you need help with any of this

JANE: Hmm...

JANE: Actually, I do need help with something. -glances over at her- I've been pretty curious about all this... estranged family business.

JANE: I just never felt like there was a good time to corral you all and ask about it. Actually, the image itself seems pretty rude.

JOEY: oh

JOEY: well... =she leaned back against one of the counters and sighed, laughing a little helplessly as she dragged a hand down one cheek=

JOEY: where to even start?

JANE: Perhaps the beginning?

JANE: As a genuine suggestion, not a sassy remark.

JOEY: =she glanced up at her and soft laughter replaced her expectant expression.=

JOEY: yeah thats always a good place

JOEY: we were little then

JOEY: dad was an explorer so he was gone often

JOEY: our aunt came to stay with us - mom jude tess and me - she had a baby with her

JOEY: bout a year later some people at her work did something that scared her off =she shrugged= and so she left

JOEY: i guess she didnt want us getting caught up in it but it happened anyway =Joey smiled, shaking her head= from that point on we got really good at camping

TESSERACT: =Soft boof as he comes wagging his entire body down the stairs. He smells FOOD.=

JANE: ... -She can sort of guess what that means, but...- Oh hi, doggy. -casually braces herself against a counter-

JANE: No bacon for you yet!

JANE: Um-- So you-- lost your home? Because of... a bad business venture?

JOEY: yeah—

TESSERACT: boof! =Whines up at jane=

JOEY: :O down tess

JOEY: you know better that that

TESSERACT: =WHINES again but lays his head down right on Jane's foot. licks her leg and looks up with those big puppy eyes=

JOEY: we couldnt really go back to it for a while but soon enough they left us alone and we got to go back

JOEY: guess they figured what could a woman her kids and their dog do? not much of a threat, you know

JANE: A... threat?

JANE: This sounds a little more dastardly than I was imagining.

JANE: Was it... you know... them?

JOEY: =she nods=

JOEY: the same people that have taken over skaianet

JOEY: it was our dad and aunts lifes work

JOEY: and they took it out from under them so easily

JOEY: =she ran her hand on the edge of the counter, just feeling the texture there=

JOEY: one day dad never came home

JOEY: i thought for sure because of his connections theyd gotten to him somehow

JOEY: not very long after that mom never came home either(edited)

JUDE: -at some point during the conversation, jude had come up from the basement, but when he heard the topic of discussion, he wound up lingering in the hall just outside the kitchen. hearing their skeletons get dragged out made him anxious, but it was important that jane knew exactly what they were dealing with -- what his whole family had always been dealing with. he runs his hand along the wall, awkwardly stuck in place.-

JOEY: but we claire-leys don't know when to keep our heads down and mouths shut(edited)

JOEY: jude tess and i went off for some daring do and picked up where dad and aunt jo left off

JOEY: it was better for me to think they were dead cause nothing can hurt you when you expect the worst, right? but jude flat out refused to believe that =She shook her head= he was so much stronger than me - bouncy little optimist

JANE: -Jane can't help laughing a little at that description, despite the story itself.- Well... you can sure tell you're related.

JANE: And... if you don't mind me saying so, I'm sure you gave him plenty of push he might not have had alone. -At least, when she met him, he hadn't really been outside in years.- I think it all works out.

JANE: But how did you end up... Elsewhere?(edited)

JOEY: we both had that effect on each other =she glanced down at the counter again= JOEY: it was a whole stack of things but aunt jos research to put it simply JOEY: its what they were after all those years

JOEY: or one of the things at least

JOEY: that research led us to the portal downstairs which in turn led to skaianet finding out jude and i werent so harmless after all

JOEY: =she shrugged her shoulders, but it was more like brushing off the uncomfortable feeling of that distant memory than to indicate something like indifference=

JOEY: they wanted what we knew and if it hadnt been for jude they would have gotten what they wanted(edited)

JANE: ... I have a feeling this tale is nearing its bitter conclusion. -She watches Joey, brows knitting with some concern at the way she seems more uncomfortable the further this story goes.-

JANE: You don't have to tell me all this if you don't want to. My curiosity isn't worth digging up too many bad feelings.(edited)

JUDE: -with an exhale, he finally moves to join them in the kitchen, eyes down cast but he looks up after he gets his hands on a cookie.- ...

JUDE: hello

JUDE: sorry for interrupting...

JUDE: and also for

JUDE: eavesdropping

JANE: !

JANE: Jude.

JANE: I didn't hear you creeping up.

JANE: ... I didn't mean that the way it sounds.

JOEY: =Her back was to the stairs and she turned, a smile lifting as she saw it was her brother. Wow. She has to get used to them being in the same place again.= hey...

JOEY: =she's relieved he was here. The events leading up to everything were easy to say, and of course on Alternia she changed up a few things to suit her trollsona's history. But she'd never gone so far to explain the separation itself other than that it happened. The fear of never seeing her brother again didn't hang heavy over her head and the past didn't hurt quite so much=

JUDE: -catching a glimpse of her smile, he can't help smiling too.- it's alright

JUDE: creeping is probably technically a good way to describe my... general movement

JANE: Well... as long as we're all agreed. :B

JANE: -drapes a paper towel over a plate and starts piling the cooked bacon on it-

JUDE: heh... -cookies and bacon... part of a balanced breakfast. he didn't think this through.-

JUDE: -also sweats because he disrupted the conversation, which makes it his responsibility to initiate it again.- ...

JUDE: so...

JUDE: bacon

JOEY: =she's staring at Jude, and it's obvious she's staring. Her smile is growing by the moment.=

JOEY: yes! and eggs!

JANE: And cookies, apparently. -gives Jude a GAZE.-

JANE: How do you like your eggs?

JUDE: -HOW YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS... FRIED OR FERTILIZED...-

JUDE: sunny side up

JUDE: to match my sunny outlook on life

JOEY: =she just...smiles at him. How can she not?=

JOEY: good answer.

JANE: -SNORTS-

JANE: I'm glad we are all still in agreement, despite serious flaws in your argument. -cracks another egg in the pan-

JANE: How are things going down there?

JUDE: well... none of my other long lost relatives have jumped out so

JUDE: uneventful, mostly

JUDE: which is fine I guess

JUDE: but I'm still anxious for the UU to get here

JUDE: I feel like they should be here by now

JUDE: what if something happened? maybe alternians attacked their ship and their technicians hacked into all their accounts, pouring over records of everyone's speech patterns to perfectly replicate them when they talk to us

JUDE: or maybe... it was never really them to begin with

JUDE: and they knew we were going to contact them

JUDE: and they've lured us here to back us into a corner and now they're waiting for the perfect moment to extract the portal and do away with us once and for all

JOEY: ...

JOEY: jude

JOEY: you know ive always trusted your gut

JOEY: even though those are a whole lot of maybes, maybe we should take precaution

JOEY: is there an easy way of storing the portal if we have to make a quick getaway?

JOEY: plus, if this place is as heavily fortified as it looks, shouldnt there be another way to exit the building than the front and back doors?

JANE: -She swears she's going to find a camera somewhere to stare in, just watch her.-

JANE: Maybe Jamison would have some ideas? Perhaps a rational suggestion or two.

JUDE: I've been able to store it pretty efficiently but

JUDE: maybe I should dismantle it for now

JUDE: if they do show up we can study it with them

JUDE: ... I've mapped out all the escape routes too

JUDE: I mean I found some of James' blueprints of the house but I

JUDE: also physically went around the house looking for exits...

JUDE: but more eyes help... my dad is really good at finding weaknesses in designs so yeah thanks for the suggestion jane

JOEY: theres no harm in taking precautions

JOEY: should we practice drills?

JANE: -SIGHS-

JANE: -slides eggs onto plate-

JOEY: hehehe you never know, jane!

JANE: Well, let's wait until after breakfast for the main course of hubbub. :B

JOEY: good plan!

JOEY: one should never act on an empty stomach :)

[roninhunt0987]

Suzuki’s B-day

Suzuki's Birthday

By: Roninhunt0987

:D hey guys this is RH0987 here and this is a rp based story that Nekorockstarninja and I did together... =3 this is basically in her universe combined with mine but more importantly is in her universe so lets get to it.. XD also hilarity will also ensue.. well kinda.. but yea.. XD enjoy

Characters(C)belongs to their rightful owners

-Dialogue: It was late January when it came. Suzuki’s birthday. Of course the kitty was excited but yet it soon turned to disappointment. Because it seems that the turtles forgot her birthday!!!-

Jared: -walks in with Gen’ichi because they were waiting for them to arrive and also the only ones that made it- Gen’ichi: -sits next to Suzuki- Splinter: -not gonna tell the surprise party thats gonna be in progress at the kato/prower residence- Jared: -same because thats the basic reason he was here to come pick up Suzuki with Gen’ichi and take her there- Gen’ichi: -in his mind: okay here we go- -outloud- hey Suzuki whats wrong?? Jared: -sits down as he is basically playing along on this not to mention the surprise party was Sugar’s idea and said in his mind: best better play along hehe-

Suzuki: its nothing

Gen’ichi: ya sure Jared: -gets a text from sugar and walks off for a moment and that says take her to her fave places and comes back over-  Gen’ichi: -nods to jared and looks to Suzuki- X3 well perhaps spend time with Jared and I to your fave places and such.. i mean ya 21 now that means ya legal to drink and such

Jared: mmhmm

Suzuki:…..no Thanks *gets up* if anyone needs me I will be in my room *walks to her room*

Jared: -sighs and facepalms and looks to Splinter and Gen’ichi- what now…

Gen’ichi: :? kick it up a notch… also soon as this is over with and such knowing sis she’s probably gonna scold mikey and the others out for forgeting Jared: that i am aware of so whats the plan guys.. the plan is that we take her to my home planet and give her a good time til sugar springs the signal out to my phone… so.. any ideas??

Splinter: easy you too. I will take to her. I won’t spoil anything. There’s a reason for this quiet and upset mood and I know the reason why

Gen’ichi: -nods- he’s got a point there dude i think i better let dad here handle this

Jared: alright sounds like a plan take lead master Splinter

Splinter: *enters Suzuki room

-Turtles walk in with Jared and gen are-

Mikey: hey what’s going on here?

Gen’ichi: you do realize suzuki is gonna scold ya guys right Jared: -whispers- its Suzuki’s b-day… its gonna be held at my residence go there because casey and the others are helping setting up and such sugar got me, Gen’ichi and your father to distract her til i get the message to get her over there.. understood??

Turtles: wait what!?

Mikey: it’s her birthday

Donnie: how could we forgotten our own sister’s birthday

Raph: and I yelled at her this morning oh crud

Leo: we are bad brothers

Gen’ichi: sigh no ya not guys

Jared: yea it happens a lot to people okay.. just head to mobius i already texted Sugar that ya be coming over shortly

Gen’ichi: we got this from here k

-The boys leaves for mobius. Splinter walks out of Suzuki room smiling-

Gen’ichi: -smiles- ^^ heh

Jared: =3 alright lets get going shall we… =3 Suzuki’s 21 now i know some places she may try out and such.. so shall we??

Splinter: she’s getting her coat but if she still sad and doesn’t want to do much don’t blame her she loves our Traditions what we do when it’s someone’s birthday. And since we decided to do a surprise party she thinking everyone forgot it except for you two

Gen’ichi: -nods- okay

Jared: -sees Suzuki come out finally and said in his mind: okay all we have to do is keep Suzuki distracted and when i get the message everything is ready we’ll head there- Gen’ichi: -smiles-

Suzuki: dad think it would be good to get out of the lair so I guess I will go with you guys

Jared: =3 okay

Gen’ichi: =3 alright lets get goin

-as they got to mobius on their first stop which of course Suzuki’s b-day lunch and such-

Suzuki: ok so where are we going exactly guys?

Jared: =3 a Buffet restaurant where ya pick what ya want to eat

Gen’ichi: kinda like Golden Corral and such

Jared: =3 i’ll buy hehe its gonna be from the M.E.G.A Military account hehe i usually take my family here when one of them has a b-day today and such

*they get to the restaurant were Suzuki see every kind of food there is from Chinese to Indian. With fruits veggies. And a huge desert bar*

Suzuki *eyes light up*

Jared: =3 well shall we??

Gen’ichi: ^^ hehe.. =3 b-day girl first hehe

Jared: ^~^ hehe well now guess Splinter taught ya well on the matters part

Gen’ichi: =3 mmhmm

Suzuki: if I come back with a mountain full of food don’t judge me

Jared: =3 noted

Gen’ichi: hehe i know i know

Suzuki: *goes off and begins getting food*

-as all 3 are chowing down-

Jared: -eating-

Gen’ichi: -same-

Suzuki: I am loving this place!

Jared: X3 hehe told ya

Gen’ichi: =3 mmhmm

-after everyone ate and everything paid for they arrive at another area which has arcade games and laser tag and rollerskating-

Jared: ^~^ hehe this area is also a good place to celebrate ya b-day at.. =3 it has arcade games like DDR for example and also laser tag and roller skating

Gen’ichi: O.o wow

Suzuki: Jared….your making so happy right now I could kiss you

Jared: ^^; eh heh heh

Gen’ichi: alright which one ya wanna do first??

Suzuki:…..Laser TAG!!!!

Jared: =3 alright lets do it

Gen’ichi: -gets going-

-as they are having a good time-

Jared: -against Gen’ichi and Suzuki and also onto his last life before the end of the game-

Suzuki: *ninjas her way to first place and is behind Jared* I win *shoots Jared*

Jared: XD oof okay good game

Gen’ichi: XD hehe yup

-at rollerskating rank-

Jared: -rollerskating and etc all around-

Gen’ichi: -watching-

Suzuki: *trying to stand in her skates*

Jared: -goes on over- =3 need any help??

Gen’ichi: hu?? -comes on over to provide assistance-

Suzuki: I can balance on a pole but I can’t balance in these skates *nearly falls over*

Gen’ichi: WHOA!! -catches her quickly-

Jared: ^^; heh guess we can go into the arcade games.. =3 i bet you’ll like DDR.. =3 gets the blood pumping and other things…

Suzuki: yeah let’s go Ahhhhh *falls over on her butt* Devil skates!!!!!

both: ^^; eh heh heh

-as they are at the Arcade as Suzuki is doing the DDR song Berry Happy Birthday-

Gen’ichi: -watching her dominate the song there and such-

Jared: -hears his cellphone vibrate and goes out for a moment and checks and sees thats the signal that everything is ready and said in his mind: show time- -looks to gen’ichi and signals him a lil that its time-

Gen’ichi: -nods as suzuki is finished with it and looks to Suzuki- =3 okay lets head on to the kato/prower residence we got a surprise for ya there

Jared: ^~^ mmhmm

Suzuki: alright let’s go

-at the kato/prower residence-

Jared and Gen’ichi: -in the dark room of the living room-

Gen’ichi: X3 well go on turn on the lights

Suzuki: where are the lights *feels on the wall*

Jared: i got it -turns on the lights-

Everyone: XD SURPRISE HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUZUKI!!!

Sugar: X3 hehehe

Jared and Gen’ichi: ^~^ hehe

Suzuki: -surprised gasp doing that surprised mouth gap-

Sugar: ^~^ happy birthday Suzuki hehe surprised ya didn’t we

Suzuki: y-yes you did I thought every9ne forgot my birthday

Sugar: to be honest four of us did

Suzuki: …what

Sugar: now the Turtle heads completely forgot until someone finally mention it to them they rushed over here and nearly wrecked everything trying to get everything just right. Hahaha funny right

Suzuki: *looks to her brothers*

Raph: sis it was our bad really we are so very-

*before raph could finish Suzuki decks him in the face*

Gen’ichi: OOOH!!!!

Jared: O_o oh crap you called it Gen… Suzuki was gonna deck Raph in the face owch..

Sugar: OwO thats gotta hurt

Sonic: Ow right in snoz

Knuckles: O_o well least she didn’t aim low

Gen’ichi: uhh knux she has be more angry for that to happen so yea

Shadow: O_o you okay there Raph?? need an ice pack or somethin

Suzuki:…if you guys were just acting that you forgot I would not have been mad….but you FOUR ACTULLY FORGOT MY BIRTHDAY!!!!! -tears of anger and sadness starts flowing-

Gen’ichi: -blinks twice-

Jared: told ya she was gonna scold ya four a new one

Gen’ichi: mmhmm

Shadow: -goes to get an ice pack for raph real quick-

Suzuki: I Can’t believe you…you….YOU F**KING @$$HOLES!!! *Storms out crying*

Gen’ichi: -worried about suzuki and looks to all four turtles- i hope ya got a plan to make it up to Suzuki… a song of some sort but yea… -goes to find suzuki-

Jared: oh dear -looks to Sugar- come on Sugar lets follow Gen’ichi -follows Gen’ichi-

Shadow: -makes it with an ice pack for raph and gives it to him- you four really messed up big time i hope ya got a plan to make it up to suzuki -goes to check into the kitchen to see if the cake is ready-

Sugar: I should not have said anything…me and my big mouth

Jared: Sugar its okay alright

-as the turtles set up a home video when Suzuki was brought in for the first time and also has Gen’ichi as a kid-

Gen’ichi: -sits down with Suzuki-

Jared: -looks to all 4 turtles and nods to them to start the home video-

Leo: well ummm the party may started rough but we have something to show everyone. Donnie kept all the kitty videos we took as kids. Sis we really hope you like it

Suzuki: *those not even look at leo*

Gen’ichi: -smiles-

TV: -shows a lot of cute videos and such and shows the first video of Suzuki and Leo as Suzuki starts to look to the videos now-

Jared: -smiles-

Leo: ok sis watch goku he is about to become a super syaian

Suzuki: Swuper swyianan

Leo: yeah that right

–

Jared: -watching this and smiles-

Gen’ichi: -smiles as it show him and Suzuki next- X3 hehe thats me as a kid Suzuki and ya actually curled up in my tails there

–

Splinter: with the camera* so she just walked over and fell a sleep on your tail son?

Kid Gen’ichi: ^~^ hehe

–

Gen’ichi: -smiles as it swaps to raph on the video-

–

*Mikey holding the camera*

Mikey: Leo and raph are fighting over the last dumpling again watch

*Leo and raph were fight over a dumpling. When raph had it in his hand.

Raph: Ha! I win- *little Suzuki who was in her high chair eats it out of his hand*

Leo: -starts laughing-

Raph: Wha?!?!?!

Mikey: Sis wins

Raph: No no no I won!

Suzuki: Rwaphie me won *sticks her tounge out*

–

Gen’ichi: ^~^ hehe

TV: -shows mikey’s portion next-

–

Mikey: I am the turtle titan!!!! *in a made up COSTUME out of trash* and my side kick *picks up baby suzuki: Miss whisckers!!!!

Suzuki:*in a baby voice* me beat up the bad guy

–

Gen’ichi: -smiles as it now shows Donnie’s portion-

TV: -shows it-

–

Donnie: *ajesting the camera* hello Science World I am here to do a significant study on a creature that we stumbled upon on our trip to Japan *picks up baby Suzuki* and here it is

Suzuki: *baby noises*

Donnie: I know strange right. Father believes it’s some sort of feline so I’m going to put this creature in a bucket of water *holds her over a bucket of water*

Splinter: *walks in* Donatello what you doing to your baby sister?!?!

Donnie: just some science

Splinter: you will not drop your new baby sister in a bucket of water!!!

–

Gen’ichi: hehehe boy donnie had a chew out of his life hehe

-shows the final portion which is Splinter’s portion of with everyone on Suzuki’s first b-day-

tv: -shows it-

Splinter: Come on sweetie *holds baby suzuki* you know what day it is?

Suzuki: *baby noises*

Splinter: yes your birthday…and you know what you get for your birthday?

Suzuki: *baby noises*

Splinter: that’s right your first toy *hands baby Suzuki a weird patched up cat stuffed toy*

Suzuki: *holds the toy and smiles big*

Splinter: well do you like it?

Suzuki…..aaabaa dada

Splinter: heheh that right-….wait what?

Suzuki: dada

Kid Gen’ichi: -smiles- awwww dad she’s saying daddy to ya

-as the home video ends-

Gen’ichi: -looks to Suzuki who of course is tearing up in joy and also a lil bit of sadness that she shouldn’t of yelled at her brothers- Suzuki??

Suzuki: you jerks *whips the happy tears away with a smile* you had to play The Home Videos card

Mikey: X3 GROUP HUG!!! -goes to hug suzuki- Raph, Donnie and Leo: -same- Gen’ichi: -same- hehe

Jared: X3 hehehe glad it worked out at the end -sees Kimiko coming in with the cake- =3 ahhh here it comes

Kimiko: ^~^ hehe -sets it in front of Suzuki- Everyone: -singing happy birthday and such-

Suzuki: ^~^ hehe thanks everyone you made this day very special

Gen’ichi: ^~^ hehe

-after present time and etc and as they head back to the lair as the final scene rolls in-

Suzuki: -smiles as she is in her pajamas and such-

Gen’ichi: ^~^ hehe did ya had a good birthday

Suzuki: =3 sure did thanks

Gen’ichi: X3 hehe of course

-later on as everyone is asleep-

Suzuki: -smiles as she is sending thank you texts to everyone who celebrated and such she turns off her phone and then lays down as she falls asleep after she turned off her lights-

Scene: -fades to black-

-end-

-happy birthday Suzuki and Nekorockstarninja-

-RH0987 PRODUCTIONS 2019 AND ALSO NEKOROCKSTARNINJA PRODUCTIONS 2019-

Bonus scene:

Sugar: alright give these a shot * holds up a mimosa and gives it too suzuki*

Suzuki: alright *takes a drink but spits it out* Ahhhhh oh my god that was horrible

Sugar: well I guess you’re not a champagne person

Suzuki: *drowns her mouth in water*

Gen’ichi: -anime sweatdrop-

Raph: o_o;;;

Leo: O_o Donnie: O_o Mikey: O_o;;;; guess thats a no go for champagne next time one of us celebrates a birthday

Raph: i would attempt it Leo: uhh raph last time ya attempted something you either got hurt, pranked or worse make a fool outta yourself

Raph: Fair point

Mikey: XD and you got a lotta hair to cover it

Raph: what are ya talking about Mikey we don’t have hair

Mikey: XD exactly

Raph: =w= i am so punching ya when we get back

Mikey: XP

Gen’ichi: Boys knock it off before i knock ya heads together knuckles: you mean like this -does so to mikey and raph-

both: OW!!!!

Knuckles: O_o whoops

Raph: WHY YOU LITTLE!!! 

knuckles: RUNNING TIME!!! -runs like hell- Raph: -chases knuckles- GET BACK HERE!!!

Everyone: -laughs-

-XD end for real this time XD-

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@nekorockstarninja   X3 here ya go i am also gonna place it at toyhouse and FA

=3 placed it here special for you hehe enjoy

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Constructivism (Batman and Raven #3)

MONDAY

Batman is held down on his knees by well dressed henchmen. A breathing mask is strapped to his face and two tanks stand in front of him.

Two-Face

“Heads, you get halothane. Tails, it’s sarin. Any way the coin falls, Dark Knight.. I walk outta here.”

Two-Face tosses his coin in the air and it stops midway on the panel to bisect the page.

Rachel, 10, sits on her bed looking at the clock on her end table. It tells her it’s 1:00 AM.

THURSDAY

Batman is bound by thick vines and a green mist hangs in the air.

Poison Ivy

“Psilocybin, salvia divinorum, virola carinata.. Who says salad can’t be dessert?”

A big flowered vine bisects the page.

Rachel sits at the breakfast table with Alfred, looking at an empty chair.

SUNDAY

Batman is snared in a bright pink web of chewing gum.

The Joker

“HAAAAARRR-LEEEEY! This isn’t funny unless you bring me those throwing Stars of David!”

A string of hahahas bisect the page.

Rachel does her homework on the sofa as Alfred watches his program.

Rachel

“*sigh* Where’s dad? He’s been gone all day. He never takes this long.”

Alfred

“Well, miss, he got a call from Arkham.. That Joker escaped again. Seems he has himself a partner these days. It’s not well enough for criminals to do terrible things anymore. Now they need a theme and a troupe. Makes one think..”

Rachel wrinkles her nose.

Rachel

“Stupid bad guys.. I’m going to bed, Alfred. ‘Night.”

We see Rachel leaving the room and looking off panel slyly as Alfred props his feet on the ottoman.

Quick shots of Rachel grabbing yellow dishwashing gloves from a cupboard, shoving her feet into her duck printed galoshes, opening the glass case in the Batcave..

Splash page: Raven is flying above Wayne Manor, Gotham City twinkling in the distance. Batman’s older model half cape clasped around her neck, worn upside down as a cloak, it points an angular corner like a fang or a beak in front over her face. Her gloves and boots chunky on her gray pajama clad extremities.

Next page: Alfred retrieves his chirping mobile device and an app reads “EMPTY NEST” over a map with red and yellow icons placed along the grid.

He puts the phone to his head and says

Alfred

“Concierge to Chiroptera. Corvus is precocial.”

Batman is perched on a water tower when he touches the earpiece on his cowl to respond.

Batman

“I know.”

Alfred

“EXCUSE ME, sir?”

Batman

“I said I know. We have been expecting this.. I’m following her. I want to see what she does.”

Alfred

“I am fully aware I am under your employ, and as such am in no position to question your decisions BUT HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?”

Batman clicks his earpiece and smirks.

Raven soars over the Gotham skyline.

Raven inner dialogue

“I’ve never seen it so dark before.. Looks kinda scary. Well.. I guess I can look kinda scary, too.”

Her eyes glow.

Raven flies lower, closer to the rooftops.

She spots a group of teens breaking into a window on a fire escape.

Raven inner dialogue

“That looks illegal! Uh.. Here goes!”

She swoops down and COLLECTS them in her cloak, which has become pure darkness. She drops them hard onto the street below. They’re understandably shaken but this is Gotham, so a member of the bandits shouts “BATMAN?”

Raven softly lands in front of them, one foot at a time. She looks RIDICULOUS.

Thug

“Check again, dork. Batman ain’t four feet tall.”

Raven

“Why did you guys do that? Break into that person’s house? That’s stupid.”

Thug #2

“What is this schwarbage?”

Thug #1 PUNCHES Raven in the face. Gotham sucks.

Raven can’t believe it. She has no clue how to respond. Unfortunately, nature does. Flight, then fight.

She springs back, red skinned and mad. The silly boots and gloves seem terrifying now. This is raw emotion and inexperience.

The shadow around her takes the shape of a giant bird and a clawed talon fires out towards the closest evil doer.

It crushes the thug’s ribs.

KR-KRK

SLAM

The quivering body is pinned to the pavement and one of the lot pulls a gun from thier waistband and aims for the demon’s head.

TINK!

A Batarang strikes the gun with a spark and sends it out of the thugs hand just in time!

Batman glides down from a nearby roof.

Batman

“RACHEL, NO.”

Rachel is human again and crying.

Rachel

“..Dad?”

Batman punches the now gunless thug in the throat and says

Batman

“CAR. NOW!”

The Batmobile turns a corner and opens a door by itself and Rachel gets in.

Thug #3

“Batman has a kid?”

WHAM

Batman swings his boot into the thug’s head.

Bruce and Rachel drive home silently.

The next day. Rachel eats breakfast and hears in the next room

Alfred

“-Completely irresponsible! You let it go too far, sir!’

Bruce

“We needed to know what it would do.”

Alfred

“She, Master Bruce. Your daughter.”

Bruce stiffens.

Bruce

“Alfred, please.. I know. No matter how much training we’ve done here, it’s always different out there. Now that she knows, she’ll be more prepared.”

Alfred

“Listen to yourself! She is ten years old.”

Bruce

“So was I. And she has more power than I did. Ever will.”

Alfred

“Sir.. I was under the impression that any training I have been witness to was to ensure a incident free life for Rachel.”

Bruce

“She can’t have a normal life. None of us can ever turn away.”

Alfred tucks his chin into his chest, desperate to discover the right words.

Cut back to Rachel, shadowboxing at the table and beaming a grin with her lightly bruised eye.

Dusk:

We see an open sketch pad on Rachel’s desk festooned with costume designs and whizzbang eye-catching names. Batgirl! Nixed. Nightwing! A blue question mark lazily wanders nearby. Raven! A red circle corrals the chosen moniker.

Off-panel we hear ZZZIIIP!

Rachel pounces through the doorway with a purple drawstring bag.

She reaches the front door, coast is clear! No paternal figures in sight.

She turns the knob and runs right into a wall of denim and cotton.

Rachel

“OOF”

Clark

“Evening, miss. Are you Rachel?”

Rachel

“Uh.. yeah.”

Clark

“I’m Clark, I know your dad from er- work? He invited me to dinner tonight.”

Rachel

“DAAAAD, YOUR DATE’S HERE!”

Clark stands in the doorway with a blushing smile.

Clark

“Ha! Well, it’s not like that.. Of course there’s nothing wrong with.. um”

Clark removes his glasses with his left hand and unbuttons the collar of his shirt with his right to reveal bright red and blue fabric underneath and levitates a foot off the ground in the doorway.

Wow. Superman.

Rachel

“Holee-”

Cut to: Dinner.

Alfred expertly shaves a ham.

Bruce and Clark sit opposite each other at an opulent oak table in an opulent dining hall. Clark shrinks into his secondhand sport coat and Bruce expands in his $900 turtleneck. Raven sits at the head of the table, telekinetically balancing a fork and knife in a perfect waltz on her plate.

Clark

“So, Rachel.. That’s, uh, wow.”

Rachel

“I can fly too.”

Clark

“Ha. That one took me a while! I actually used to have this ring-”

Bruce

“How do you feel about taking Rachel to the Fortress?”

Clark

“Uh. I mean, Rachel do you want to-”

Bruce

“To train with alien weaponry.”

Clark drops his silverware.

Clark

“To tr- What? Bruce, I don’t think a minor should be handling guns..”

Bruce

“I thought you grew up on a farm. Anyway, I’m talking strictly defensive training. The Fortress has significant space for aerial maneuvers, yes? And it’s private.”

Clark

“I’m not shooting your daughter. Is this what you really called me for? I thought you might just want to meet the others..”

Rachel looks at Alfred and he shrugs.

Bruce

“She needs an instructor. One that can work at her strength level. Actually, we’ll be working together to-”

Clark

“She’s ten!”

Rachel

“She’s sitting next to you!”

Bruce

“How long after you crashed into our planet did you start lifting tractors and looking through walls?

Clark

“That’s-”

Bruce

“Different? We all are. World’s spinning faster and faster and we owe it to ourselves to keep up.”

Bruce looks over to Rachel and continues

“Are you going to keep going out at night?”

Rachel

“Yup.”

Bruce looks at Clark again.

Clark

“I- I don’t know. I guess.. I’ll think about it. That’s all I can say for now.

We have an exterior shot of Wayne Manor at the last moments of dusk. Clark Kent drives away in his five year old Honda.

As he drives away, he looks into his rear view mirror and sees a dark shape soaring away from an upstairs window.

Clark

“I really hope I don’t have to clean this up, Bruce. I really-”

WHOOSH

The Batmobile races by Clark’s vehicle from a hidden driveway. We have a freeze frame of both men driving side by side in an instant. Batman is smiling.

Clark

“I don’t know if that warms my heart or worries me sick.”