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columboscreens · 1 year ago

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#columbo #season 9 #rest in peace mrs columbo #i've seen things you people wouldn't believe #a guy who fried his uncle with a hand mixer #i watched a scientist go mad with laughter hanging several hundred feet off the ground #all those moments will be lost in time like tears in the rain #time for my wife to die

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agathasvidal · 1 month ago

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i fear we moved on too quickly from the fact that agatha only said rio’s name once in the entire series and it was the most throwaway line ever

#I’m still at this restaurant #i will literally die on this hill I’m so upset over it STILL #“that’s what got rio all in a tizzy’’ YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS #do you realise how hard i screamed when I heard her say it only to realise it was THE ONLY TIME EVER #why could she not say her goddamn name #she couldn’t even say it to nicky #my mum taught me not to call people ‘she’ so WHY IS AGATHA GOING AROUND CALLING HER WIFE ‘SHE’#agatha all along #agatha harkness #Rio Vidal #agathario

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xxplastic-cubexx · 2 months ago

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May I offer you a hastily drawn picture to wish you a good get-through-the-week? :3

HELLO ??????? HELLO hot gluing this to my eyes IMMEDIATELY thank you so much i feel myself becoming stronger already

#fave #'snap i thought you were sleeping' i am not immune to notifications AND I AM REWARDED GREATLY #snap chats #that parks and rec meme You Know The One i havent stopped staring at this for the past five hours <- its been twenty minutes #PLEAAASSE this is so cute omg thank you so much .... ill cherish this until i die and even then ill continue to cherish it in death #PRECISELY the vision i had earlier you get it ......... im OBSESSED #will have to save this to my phone and refer to it like a sailor lost at sea missing his wife #BOTH wives even .... woAh ......#i dont wanna post this cause i just wanna keep lookign at it whenever i open my inbox. like i need this stapled In My Inbox #we'll do the next best thing il'l print it once i can ....... motivation to not fumble these next few weeks and life tbh #AAA THANK YOU AGAIN MY FRIEND for ALL you do. i STILL have to check the drive you updated i saw that vjLEKJEAJ #a morning endeavor surely ..... for now i bid you good night and a heart Thank You for the nineteenth time !!!!!!!!!#I JUST KEEP SCROLLING BACK UP TO LOOK AT IT PLEAAAASSSEEE ok im gonna sleep FOR REAL NOW #GOOD NIGHT and thank you once more !!!!!! i love it sm .......

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disheveledtranquility · 2 months ago

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Eddie struggling and Venom panicking.

#symbrock #venom the last dance #venom 3 spoilers #worried wife mode activated #i love that you can feel every time Eddie is in danger it's not 'oh no my host might die' but 'oh no my Eddie might die'#I just KNOW that symbiote is screaming inside

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karfild · 2 years ago

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Ao3, the love of my life, my dearest of companions, my shawtyest of bae, my babiest of baby girls, please, come back to me.. I cannot do this without you

#ao3 #I am reloading the page over and over #I feel like the wife of a soldier #Waiting. Sitting by the doorstep. Staring out the window with pain in my heart #Waiting and waiting for a lover I'm not sure will return #Checking my mailbox several times a day #Waiting for letters from the battlefield #I fear that I may too die of lead poisoning from the paint on the walls

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medicalunprofessional · 11 months ago

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Its you

#nightmaretheater #psychonauts #morceau oleander #coach oleander #<- hopefully it reads. Its kinda. You cant really see her you know…#gore cw #blood cw #Sorry i had to watch a video of rabbit butchery several times for refference you gotta see it too now sorry #he pulled the skin off that thing like it was fabric 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅#anyways. Augghhn . Aughgjmgm hgGGH #OUUGHH..Starts cryinng really loudly #collapses on floor rolls around continues crying #has hesrt attack and dies #IM SO SORRY MY HORRIBLE WIFE #😢😢😢Uuwgwgahng g nebshhabendn fnabsjenhwhd #My only other thougjt: Huh that would make s good album cover #anyways time to collapse and die for like an hour #also apparently this took me 3 hours which i personally refuse to believe because HOW #also i did the rendering on one layer (scary)

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squatlord-draws · 4 months ago

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wowie zowie its been a while huh

coming here to say this blog is dead in the water, not deactivating it but i'm also not planning to use it again. been out of doing art for years at this point; been a lot of survival mode priorities and having to completely relearn how to talk to people again. things are good now but uhhhhh they historically have not been lol

not sure how active this site is anymore, but hope yall doin good out there! be safe, be well! ┗┃・ ■ ・┃┛

#honestly tempted to never post again becasue the last post is a hell of a way to go out #but also like . hiiii i didn't die i'm just making video games with my wife now #among other things #i don't post. im just a lurker. i lurk.#i see the old men are having a time on this site. good for them

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octosimpin · 1 year ago

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#dorohedoro #dorohedoro noi #drhdr #drhdr art #the wife of all time fr #the last thing I see before I die in my dreams #holds head in hands

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risingmoonyue · 5 months ago

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Someone write me a ShinRan fic that reads like a stereotypical shojo. Whether this takes place in canon or an au is optional. The only requirement is that Shinichi is cast where there is usually a girl, and Ran where a guy is.

#listen. I have mentioned before that Shinichi would die happy to be called Ran’s trophy wife. someone exploit that. I need it to be explored #I NEED it y’all #shin being all ‘omg she’s so cool’#shin religiously attends all her matches when Crime isn’t happening. he just about swoons every time.#pining. insufferable pining. Hattori can’t even tease Shinichi about it because he is That In Love #ran is nice and cute and also really cool and could bench press Shinichi like a stick. he may or may not want it to happen #‘ran senpai notice me!’ (they are in fact the same grade)#they each think the other is dating someone else at some point. the ‘love rivals’ turn out to be ran and Shinichi’s cousins who are dating #(it’s Kaito and Aoko)#LISTEN. RAN DOING THE KABEDON ON SHINICHI #MAKE IT HAPPEN FANDOM #MAKE IT HAPPEN #my writing #fanfiction prompt #prompt #dcmk #detective conan #detco #case closed #shinran #kudo shinichi #mouri ran #shojo manga #shojo anime #shojo tropes #shojo romance #shojo

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arionaleilani · 3 days ago

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mercy? mercy?

MY MERCY’S LONG SINCE DROWNED

IT DIED TO BRING ME HOME

#DUDE I CAN’T HANDLE THIS #I’VE LISTENED TO THIS SONG FOUR TIMES #I HAVENT FINISHED THE SAGA YET BECAUSE IM STUCK ON THIS ONE #epic the musical #the ithaca saga #AND AS LONG AS YOURE AROUND #MY FAMILYS FATE IS LEFT UNKNOWN #YOU PLOTTED TO KILL MY SON #YOU PLANNED TO RAPE MY WIFE #ALL OF YOU ARE GOING TO DIE #YOUVE FILLED MY HEART WITH HATE #ALL OF WHO HAVE DONE ME WRONG #THIS WILL BE YOUR FATE #guys #g u y s #holy fucking SHIT dude

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steelthroat · 4 months ago

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Study of my wife.

#transformers #maccadam #maccadams #art of steel #arcee #I noticed I have become slightly faster since the last requests #i should do it more often but next time in digital and maybe #if i feel masochistic... action scenes #would be funny lol #but i don't wanna die #anyway #arcee is so beautiful look at her #she's soooooo my wife ^w^

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334iwatchshit · 1 month ago

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sick and tired

going back to season one bensler

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cent-scratchnsniff · 3 months ago

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Day 50

#lobotomy corporation #lobcorp #lobotomy corp spoilers #lobcorp spoilers #i deadass almost forgot abt it twice on day 50 im used to llooking in the same spot but it wasnt there anymore because it MOVED #i was genuinely stunned and was just saying 'oh.' or 'wow.' or the variants of out of words to describe what im feeling #that and the occasional yelp of surprise #so i deadass forgot about the train in the flurry of emotions . until i heard it SCREAMIMG and i had also yelled at that moment #i had put my head in my hands for a solid few seconds as i jusr kept hearing that fuckass train in c comand 1 go COOOCHGOHDHOGIHAB #before i actually functioned again and probably over shielded all agents i could near the possible path #i didnt qant ANY of them to die !!! on day 50 too!!! come on man its basically a free day #other thing was that i let Ryn have the last work. was going to be vincent with mosb but we were a few enerfy short #uhmm. say it as a sorry for letting your wife (girlfriend) die ryn. sorry ryn .... you get to have the final fuck ass abno work of the day #x lobcorp #its mostly my thoughts than trhing to be in chafacter. tis not in character. i just needed a pad for some comedic timing #/<QUEUE>/

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egginfroggin · 3 months ago

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*yeets this and runs*

My hand regrets my decision to try for more realistic wings, frankly

Transcriptions:

Mabel Pines - Steller's Jay

Dipper Pines - Blue Jay

fledglings

can't quite fly yet

wing's aren't adult-sized yet

Dipper often forgets to preen

Mabel likes to put glitter in her wings (and Dipper's, when possible)

Dipper collects his primaries to make quill pens

Mabel collects their feathers for crafting

Yeah so I'm just gonna drop this here and uhhhhh run, thanks for checking this, and I hope you have a good day

(program: krita; time taken: about 1 hr 45 minutes)

#eggin creatin'#dipper pines #mabel pines #gravity falls #first time drawing for gravity fallsa nd it's. it's a wing au. bro I've never drawn these characters before in my life but the VISION #they preen each other's wings your honor #they're gonna have tails btw I just. completely forgot them #basically with wings you get them from one parent or the other #twins often have the same kind of wings #not sure about the specifics as far as like. subspecies go #but anyway #dipper and mabel are both jays #their mother and father were probably jays #shermie was (is??) a raven his wife was a jay #ford and stan are magpies #filbrick was a magpie caryn was a raven #tldr the pines family consists of various corvids and that explains their penchant for trouble mischief and also family-motivated violence #hey fun fact magpies and some other corvids will teach their families to hate you if you upset them enough #just sayin man bill better stay dead #anyway yeah also mabel having steller's jay wings was solely because steller sounds like stellar #as in stars #and she's. well. shooting star and all that #as for dipper being a blue jay look man blue jays and pine trees they're just inseparable in my mind #there's something to be said about the stan twins and avarice/stubbornness/grudges I think and. magpies are kind of. stubborn critters #who also collect many shiny #and are oddly ride-or-die. also the aforementioned grudges #welcome to my au where all the explanation is in the tags #I'm just rambling now honestly #putting off actually watching gravity falls #yeah that's right folks it's wtst all over again I'm making stuff for a series I haven't watched/played yet!

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pepperpixel · 1 year ago

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“Can't remember when we walked past the O.R. sign!

(sur-ger-y!)

Can't remember passing out with her hand in mine!

(my-my-mind!!!!)

I remember waking up with my mind repaired.

(A-OK! ^^)

I remember when I realized, she wasn't there...”

Amnesia was her name….. is. so. horrifically. sadly fitting for these two in literally every single line. And I’m gonna NEED ALL OF U GUYS TO GO LISTEN TO IT NOW OK… THIS ISNT A DRILL GO GO GO GO!!!

Anyway… uhh. the fact Betty “blessed” this guy to like. An eternally long lifespan w THIS FUCKED UP OF A MENTAL STATE IS SO SCREWED UP GHGH- Like poor Simon god damn…! u kno he’d rather just keep on not sorting out his baggage and trauma forever too cuz it’d be too complicated… too much… force him to admit things about himself and about BETTY that he really really doesn’t want to… better to just leave it all unexamined.. pack it all into lil boxes so he can just try to ignore it and pretend it doesn’t exist… HE GOTTA LIVE FOREVER W IT THO… *ME BANGING ON SIMONS DOOR AT 3 IN THE MORNING*: “SIMON U GOTTA ACCEPT URSELF!!!! LOVE URSELF!!!! ACKNOWLEDGE N ACCEPT EVEN THE “BAD” PARTS OF URSELF!!!! SIMON PLEASE!!!!! SIMON EVEN PPL WHO LOVE YOU AND WHO YOU LOVE CAN HURT YOU!!!! ACKNOWLEDGE IT!!! ACKNOWLEDGE THE HURT AND ACKNOWLEDGE UR FEELINGS!!!! AND URSELF!!!!! SIMON!!!!” anyway… gGHGH YEA, SRRY. SIMON PETRIKOVS MENTAL ILLNESSES MAKE ME FEEL LIKE IM GONNA EXPLODE. ANYWAY HAVE SOME ART. W a bunch of diff versions cuz I’m indecisive!

#adventure time #simon petrikov #betty grof #petrigrof #doodles #lol at tagging this petrigroff but nah I stand by it man!!!!#being a petrigroff shipper is understanding that I’m actually canon these two need som fuckin COUPLES COUNSELING. OR TO JUST BREAKUP.#like….. gGHG I LOVE BETTY BUT ALSO. ALSO… also…. these 2 have some issues… seperate and together issues. lmao #ANYWAY THO. ANYWAY THO. IM SO FUCKING EXCITED. I SAW THE NEW TRAILER. IM GONNA DIE. MY WIFE I GOT TO SEE MY WIFE #AND WERE ACTUSLLY GONNA GET SIMON MENTAL STATE SHIT YEAHHHHH!!!!#HELL FUCKING YEAH!!!!!!!!!#FIONNA AND CAKE DO NOT LET THIS NERD KEEP RUNNING AWAY FROM HIS FEELINGS FUCKING GET HIS ASS!!! MAKE HIM FACE IT AND WORK THRU IT!!!#pls!!!! if even Simon Petrikovs can start working thru his mental traumas there might be hope for all of us ghghg #uh but anyway yeah. AMBESIA IS HER NAME IS SO THEM.. STRAIGHT UP I FELT THE URGE TO EVEN LIKE. make an animatic for it!! it was so fitting!#im not gonna make an animatic cuz I don’t feel like it but!!! I saw it… I saw the animatic in my brain ghghg-#there’s a lot of typos in these tags but. just do me a favor… and pretend like there aren’t lol #fionna and cake #am I…. possibly…. projecting more mental trauma and issues on Simon. then he ACTUALLY has…#probably. yes. but!!!! he def still DOES have issues. I feel like I’m probably exaggerating the Betty ones cuz he #never really outright expresses feeling hurt by her. but also I feel like!!!! he’s the sorta guy!!! WHO WOULDNT EXPRESS THAT!#cuz he loves her!!!!! sO MUCH!! and she did so much and pushed herself so far and was trying so hard… and also she’s fucking basically d #dead now!!!! it’d be like. disrespectful of her memory…. to feel that. also what’s even the point of expressing that pain she’s gone!!!!!#she did all of that.. for him… how could he…. just. spit in the face of that #im writing those last few tags in the he perspective of simons mind btw… the things he tells himself….#anyway gGHG MAYBE I AM PROBABLY PROJECTING MORE ISSUES ON HIM THEN HE ACTUALLY HAS BUT WHO CARES MAN #I’m allowed ghghgh-#I wanna draw art of Simon having a traumatic flashback to the ‘Dont worry ull be obliterated soon!’ line and hating himself for it #ice king isn’t him!!! it isn’t him! it’s not him!!! why does that hurt it shouldn’t hurt she wasn’t talking to HIM #BUT SHE WAS #SHE WAS… she didn’t think of the ice king as Simon but he IS… HE IS AND JUST. URGHGH

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shadystranger · 4 months ago

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soulless sam being done with the back and forth dean was having with the guy but once the guy is about to get physical he steps in between him and dean intimidating him do Not try to do that with dean It's so hot i fear

dean was rock hard here

#thats hia wife he was protecting #honestly no one deserved soulless sam #no one is ready for my soulless sam headcanon he was genuinely apathetic about everyone but often found himself with a soft spot fo dean #plot where he's trying to navigate why the hell some involuntary part of him have some semblance of care about this man (dean) specifically #like he wants to kill him he doesn't necessarily care if be died but every time he could do sth to save dean he finds himself acting on it #its like everyone is wood board and dean is the only one he recognizes as a person #even wanting to kill him is a desire intense and soulless sam supposedly shouldn't have Any feeling intense about Anyone #but dean... he's of a much a person and he feels threatened by him yet he cant let him die by others it gotta be only him #they could be so enemies to lovers just saying #wincest #mine #samdean

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