#time blind magnus

[vastly-fixated-devotee-667]

just some hugs because they make me feel better :) 🫂

this is all of them up through s2e2 i believe but if i missed any PLEASE let me know and i will add them to the collection!!! working on s2e3–e5 now 💕💕

EDIT: here’s all three sheets!

[no-tengo-ojos]

IT’S DONE!!!!!

Finally finished the Archivist cardigan, ton of shit happened that delayed the making of it (I’ll talk about it when I’m ready) but it’s finally done!!!!

Piccies!!! (+Lotte/Op reveal ig)

One of the minor details that no one's really going to notice but do give it away as a TMA cardigan are the pockets. I used some eye-conography in them and gave them a raised relief

It's not entirely visible but it is tactile

Also bonus pic of me using Arthur Lester as a pin cushion (because that's all he is atp)

[jjcattt]

IF YOU SEE THIS POST AND YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IN THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES AND/OR SIGNALIS THEN GO PLAY SIGNALIS AND LISTEN TO THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES. SIGNALIS AND TMA HAVE LITERALLY CHANGED MY LIFE YOU NEED TO EXPERIENCE THEM.

thinking about the magnus archives and signalis and how similar i feel like their vibes are. heavy lovecraft inspiration. robot x human doomed yuri versus god x human doomed yaoi. horror media that's secretly about the all consuming power of love (and also it's gay). eye motifs. a lot of books for some reason. analog audio recordings. fighting the entire world to save someone who can't be saved. rebirth as simultaneously creation and destruction.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that lesbians are ranged (gun) and gay men are melee (axe, pipe)

[fishklok]

We're covering self-defense in my criminal law class and I will soon have a legal analysis of Magnus v. Nathan coming up

[icarusdiesatdawn]

I'm so glad I put spotify notifications on for when a new tmagp episode drops because I literally never know what day of the week it is

[heartemis-real]

(unfortunate reality: nobody makes blogs exclusively to liveblog their entire experience of consuming the media i like) (wgat if i want to know...)

[moreroads]

Sometimes I think about the fact that I was actively keeping up with The Magnus Archives fandom and analysis starting right before season 4, without listening to the episodes or reading any of the transcripts until WELL into season 5.

And THEN I started reading the transcripts at season 1.

And its a good story! It holds up under its own weight!

I was still surprised by Jane actually showing up.

I was STILL invested and rooting for them to stop the apocalypse.

I liked it so much.

[thethronezone]

We all know children, especially the younger ones, can be absolutly ruthless in their comments. Sooo how would the dads react to be annihilated by their child, either by a offhand comment or because they gave them sass. And to make it even worse there were witnesses XD

When Mortarion gets back home from a long campaign, all he wants to do is see his kid, ok? But the moment he steps into their room, they scrunch up their nose and frown. "Ewww, you smell like rotten egg." Mortarion pauses, knowing that he sometimes goes nose-blind. Tries to subtly catch a whiff of his own scent. Excuses himself to go and take a bath. Feels a tad embarrassed, mostly because he saw a serf choke on her own spit when his kid made that comment.

Fulgrim and his child, a teenager at this point, gets into an intense argument. It escalates when his kid calls him a "senior citizen". Fulgrim actually finds himself at a loss for words at that, so offended that he can't help but gape uselessly like a fish. The space marines nearby share a wide-eyed look and quickly vacate the area, just in time for Fulgrim to go on a ten minute rant about how he'd not old, how rude that was, children should respect their parents and all that jazz. His kid feels satisfied knowing they won that argument.

It's one of those days when the nails in Angron's head are causing him immense pain and making him lash out at everyone around him. Sadly, this includes his kid who he ends up yelling at sometimes. His kid, used to this and completely over it, turns to the closest person, a new space marine, and goes "You'll have to excuse him, he gets cranky when he's hungry." Angron grits his teeth enough that it causes his gums to bleed but leaves before he can say, or do, something he'll regret.

One of the things Magnus enjoys doing the most is teaching his child new things. Whenever they understand something, the moment it clicks in their brain, their eyes sparkle in a way that reminds him so much of himself. Today's lesson is special, about ancient Terran history. Magnus, wanting to test his little one, decides to ask them if they have any idea how he knows all of these facts. His child thinks about it for a moment, brows furrowed in deep contemplation before they look up to meet his gaze. "Because you're very old." Magnus face twitches before he breaks out into a wide smile and chuckles. The idea that his little one thinks that he's old enough to have experienced the Terra of old... it's more charming than it is offensive.

As they get older, Perturabo gets into quite a lot of fights and arguments with his child as they grow more and more independent and stop listening to him. During one of these arguments, Perturabo calls his kid childish because they refuse to do as he say. Their reply? "I AM a child, what's your excuse?" It's only the presence of other people that keeps Perturabo from blowing up, otherwise he would have started yelling at them at full volume. Instead he bites his tongue, grits his teeth and immediately sends them to their room, telling them that they are grounded and that he will come up with a suitable punishment for mouthing off.

Alpharius and Omegon are told that their kid asked for them and so they show up in their room, only to be met by a face that looks very disappointed when they see them. The twins tilt their heads and ask if their child didn't call for them. The child huffs. "No, I did, I just meant the fun Alpharius." Turns out, none of them are the 'fun' Alpharius, that's some random Alpha Legion marine. Neither of them know how to feel about this.

Lorgar is watching with pride as his little one is making friends with some children, standing a fair distance away together with the other parents. Close enough to hear what the kids are talking about but far enough to give them a sense of space. The other children start talking about what their parents do for a living. Lorgar's child listens attentively and when it's their turn to say what he does, they puff up their chest with pride. "My father spends a lot of time on his knees". Lorgar can't help the laugh of surprise that escapes him. He awkwardly explains to the other parents, who suddenly can't look him in the eyes, that his child is talking about praying.

It happens sometimes that Horus tells his child how much they remind him of himself. One day, he says that they look a lot like he did when he was their age and that they are probably going to grow up to look like him too. His child suddenly looks very distressed. "Does that mean I'm also going to be bald some day?" they ask while staring at the top of his head. Horus throws his head back and laughs, taking no offense to the statement. He ruffles his child's hair. Not unless you shave it, little one!" Only laughs more when he sees how relieved his child looks.

So Konrad's kid is in their rebellious teenage phase and Konrad is not handling it well. They argue quite a lot and Konrad can get quite nasty when this happens. His kid, however, can get equally nasty, as made evident during one of their more intense arguments after Konrad makes a remark about them making bad life choices. "Father, with all due respect, when you were my age you used to eat rats and run around in the nude, slaughtering criminals with your bare hands. I believe I am doing quite fine in comparison." The serfs scurry out of the room, the Night Lords hold their breaths and Konrad bites his tongue so hard it bleeds. After a few seconds, he tells his kid that fine, to do whatever they want and not to come running back to him when it blows up in their face.

Sanguinius wants to show his child, who is still very young, that not all planets of the Imperium are the same, so he brings them to different worlds. One of the worlds he brings them to is an agri-world. His little one is very fascinated by the whole thing, especially the animals. Sanguinius is happy they are enjoying themself when suddenly they grab his one of his hands and point at something. "Look dad, it's you!" Sanguinius turns his head... and sees a goose hissing at them. He's got to cover his mouth with his other hand in order to stifle his laughter. The Blood Angels accompanying them has to do the same. Sanguinius is not offended, he just finds it charming.

It's one of those rare times where Corvus brings his little one with him to Terra. During this visit, his kid happens to meet Malcador for the first time. Corvus stands behind his kid as Malcador talks to them. Malcador asks his child if they like visiting Terra. Corvus' child nods. "Yeah, it's fun, I get to meet a lot of new, exciting people. Dad don't get out of the house a lot, that's why he's got no friends." Malcador laughs with such intensity that he wheezes and Corvus has to look away to hide his embarrassed expression, his pale cheeks turning a dusty pink.

It happens when Ferrus is in his workshop, where he's been for a couple of days straight, working away on a new project. He's interrupted by his child who peeks into the room and he scolds them for it. His child, rather than looking remorseful or saying sorry, looks at him in clear disappointment and goes "This is why you don't have any friends, dad" and closes the door. Ferrus just stands there, slack-jawed, wondering if he heard them right. He looks at the other people in his workshop, all who are desperately pretending to have not heard a thing. Ferrus snaps his mouth shut and goes back to work, trying to not dwell on how much truth his child's words held.

It's a calm day for Rogal and his child is sitting on his lap as he does paperwork. He talks to them while he's working, explaining just what he's doing. He feels very proud because it appears his child is listening attentively to what he has to say. Suddenly, his kid turns their head to look him in the eyes. Rogal assumes that they have a question and pauses his explanation. Instead, his kid frowns and says, with quite a disgruntled tone, "Dad, you're very boring." Rogal blinks slowly, shares a look with the Imperial Fist standing guard by the door who looks equally surprised, then looks down at his kid. He grumbles. "It might still be a bit over your head..."

One day, Vulkan is asked the question all parents are eventually asked: where do babies come from? Vulkan explains that when two people love each other, sometimes a baby grows in one of them and that person gets a really big stomach in the meantime because of this. His child stares at him for a long time. They they stare at his stomach, confused. "I'm having a sibling?" It takes a second for Vulkan to understand what his child means but then he's laughing.

Lion is lecturing his kid on the importance of honor and duty. Again. It's something they have heard countless times before and they find the whole thing tedious. Under their breath, they mutter "Rich coming from someone that used to wipe with leaves." Of course their father hears what they said and pauses in the middle of his tirade, brows furrowing and nostrils flaring with offense. The room goes quiet, the Dark Angels desperately trying to pretend they didn't hear anything. Lion punishes his kid for their disrespect by sentencing them to aid the serfs in the kitchen, peeling potatoes and stuff for a month.

Leman is very happy with the way his little one gets along with the fenrisian wolves. His kid will play with them, run with them, feed them and it makes him feel proud. One thing he does not understand however is their insistence on burying their face in the wolves still wet fur after they have been given a bath. Witnessing this behavior, he one day decides to ask them. His kid peeks up from the dripping wet fur of a wolf and smiles innocently at him. "Because it smells like you, dad!" It takes Leman a couple of seconds to realize that apparently, his kid thinks he smells like wet dog. Huh. He looks around the room, trying to catch the eyes of the serfs, but they are all staring at the ceiling, refusing to meet his gaze. Double huh.

As a man that cares about legacy and duty, Jaghatai tells his kid that when he gets really old and frail, that they will take over after him. His kid, the little rascal that they are, looks him dead in the eyes and says "Oh, so soon then?" Jaghatai has to physically stop himself from smiling, finding their quick wit very charming, and simply ruffles their hair. Tells them that it will still be a long time before that happens, don't worry child. Does, however, shoot his White Scars a quick glare when they won't stop snickering like gossiping old ladies. He's not THAT old.

Roboute has a certain preference for the garbs of his home planet, togas and tunics. Sadly, not all planets have the climate for these to be worn comfortably so Roboute has been forced to wear more standard Imperial clothing for a while now. He hadn't realized his child had only ever seen him in these kinds of clothes until one day, when he finally puts on a toga, they stare at him for a few seconds before going "Are we poor?" Poor Roboute doesn't know what to say at first. The Ultramarines in the room are not meeting his gaze, desperately looking away so not to burst out laughing. He desperately tries to explain his heritage and the quality of the cloth to his child who really does not appear to get it.

[a-shade-of-blue]

Freshwater Pearl Phone Strap & Custom Bracelet Giveaway: Help Families in Gaza!

I am organizing this raffle in order to raise funds for 3 Gaza GoFundMe campaigns. They all have really low funds and donations are coming in slowly for all of them! I have been in frequent contact with all three of them and would be grateful if you can help them out! Due to my geographical restrictions, I can only mail the bracelets to addresses in the UK. 

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Campaign Details & Donation Links!

Mahmoud Salim's campaign

Donation Link:  Support a family lacking healthcare and safety

Mahmoud's Tumblr Account:  @mahmoudfamily1

Verification: #117 on this vetted list, also see here

Mahmoud has 17 family members trapped in Nuseirat, including 10 children. Mahmoud almost lost all his family when the house they were sheltering in was bombed with them inside, killing 13 people. Their makeshift tent has been hit by bullets and sharpnel.

Progress: $1,362 CAD raised of $80,000 goal

Mohammed & Ahmed Khalil's campaign

Donation Link:  Help Ahmed Khalil's family evacuate to safety

Mohammed's Tumblr Account:  @ahmed0khalil

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Mohammed is 19 years old and from a family of 8. He has 5 siblings: Fathi (23), Aya (21), Anas (15), Abdullah (11) and Ahmed (6). His father has diabetes, Fathi is blind, and Abdullah is autistic and does not understand what is happening. They are displaced in a classroom in Deir el-Balah.

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Donation Link:  Help my family to reach save out of Gaza

Ahmed's Tumblr Account:  @ahmedpalestine

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Ahmed has 12 family members including 6 children, in Maghazi right now. He has recently lost his cousin, also named Ahmed, who was a father of 3 children, including a 2-month-old baby girl. He was killed by a missile while fetching water for his family.

Progress: €5,465 raised of €55,000 goal

Instructions: 

Donate a minimum of €5/$5 to enter the raffle! Each €5/$5 counts as an entry, so if you donate €10, you will be entered twice. 

You will get a free extra entry if you donate to all 3 campaigns (e.g. if you donate €5/$5 to all 3 campaigns, you will be entered 4 times instead of 3). 

You will also get a free extra entry for every €/$30 you donate!

Additionally, for every €/$100 you donate...

I will make you a bracelet regardless of if you win the raffle, and you can choose the colour and the beads I use! 

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e.g. if you donated to all 3 campaigns and the total is €/$200, I will make you two bracelets, and you can choose to add a pearl to each of the bracelet!

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[revelboo]

Don't mean to overwhelm and feel free to ignore if you're not interested, but I was wondering if you could write a meet-cute scenario for either onslaught or riptide? I love them both and neither of them get enough love

Sure! Not exactly a meet “cute,” though. I had an older ask for him, too, but it’s buried somewhere in the 700 asks in the inbox.

A New Brain

Riptide x Reader

• Watching Swerve’s human jogging down the bar his way, he can’t deny the little organics are adorable. And they’re everywhere on the ship, being carried around or walking on the new and improved human highway built against a wall after Magnus’s old enrichment highway was deemed dangerous and a form of cruel and unusual punishment. “Another?” The human asks and he waves them off, reluctantly pushing up to his peds. Glancing around and spotting two more humans sitting on top of a table while Magnus and Megatron talk.

• Moving through the ship, he realizes that he’s lonely. Left out. There are other Hydrobots on board, but none of them have ever been all that friendly toward him. And Aquabat had called him an embarrassment last time he’d tried to talk to him. If he had a human, he could at least talk to the others about that. Belong to that growing group. He could definitely take care of a little organic. How much trouble could they be?

• It’s like being torn apart and then inexpertly stitched back together. Pain blinding, intensifying but not becoming enough to pass out. And then you’re hitting the ground, disoriented and confused. Retching as a shadow falls over you, your head turns to stare up at a nightmare looming over you. Smiling with sharp, sharklike denta. “A human!”

• Is Primus actually listening to him? Reaching for you with a friendly smile in place, you scream and scramble to drag yourself away. If someone else finds you and catches you do they get dibs? He’s not sure how that works, but you’re not really running. Just painfully pulling yourself along with your arms. Why aren’t you running? Are you broken?

• Where’s your chair? Crying out as a huge hand comes down on you, servos curl around you. And you grab onto a giant servo, heart racing as your lifted high above the ground. Staring in horror at those giant, jagged denta, you start crying. Is it going to eat you? It looks like it’s going to eat you. And then it’s turning to yell down the corridor. “Dibs!” What? “This one’s mine!”

[hoiststowline]

envy/jealousy hc’s [ratchet, sunstreaker, ultra magnus & hound]

ratchet is agitated, not jealous. he’s so kind to explain it to you in grave detail, going in circles about how he is not jealous, and how absurd it is for you to assume he is, and why were you talking to that person for so long?? there’s a few ways to tell if he actually is a little envious, and that is he’s either more temperamental than usual, or he’s seeking your attention a little more hastily. he makes it abundantly clear that you understand it isn’t a trust issue, but sometimes he feels disconnected in the relationship because there is so much he can’t do, at least with you. so seeing you interact in such friendly manners with others ignites some sort of long stored away feeling, a jealousy ratchet never knew he had. seeing you so happy makes him momentarily blind to the moments of happiness he's had with you, later becoming annoyed with himself for such a ignorant surmise. yet, seeing it laid out in front of him is like a fleeting punch to the gut. however, that all disappears when you turn and catch his gaze, arises a smile that is saved special just for him, different than the ones you share with others. it immediately dissipates all of the tension in his shoulders, meeting you halfway in greeting.

evidently the most likely to display jealousy, sunstreaker's does not arrive without purpose. he's not only protective over his s/o, but is is very possessive of your attention. seeing you laugh and smile with others is not an image he really cares to see, so it's an often occurrence that he drives off, leaving you stranded wherever he promised to pick you up. sunstreaker will blame it on everybody but himself, disingenuously explaining that you took too long, or he was called away on a task. he refuses to acknowledge his own issue with your compassionate nature, a night and day difference from his demeanor. primus knows it's not a self confidence issue, but he wonders all the time why you would even put up with his less than disagreeable attitude. you can't directly bring it to his attention, anything regarding envy, but you come to learn that he just needs reassurance. and when you do try to apologize, feeling bad for inadvertently hurting his feelings, sunstreaker scoffs. but it's more so in disbelief, enamored that you even realized something was amiss. he's willing to discuss it with you, and once he does, he realizes how stupid he sounds out loud. but you disagree, wanting him to feel that he could talk about anything with you.

ultra magnus isn't aware he is jealous until it's spelled out for him. if he's injured and unable to do something for you, gestures he's blithely accustomed to, a spasm of what he thinks is guilt arrives in his chest. your company is where he is the most relaxed and disburdened, so seeing you off with someone that isn't him, gets him not only confused but also riled up. the only solace magnus has is while you're friendly and flexible amongst others, your relationship with him swims below a surface level. there's things you share with each other that some souls have never heard, and to that, he's not as envious as he may outwardly appear. he can focus on getting better as quickly as possible so as to return to your side, momentarily satiated with the fact you were in the best hands possible, aside from his own. sure, he still feels that sense that he's missing out on something, but it departs from him the instant you arrive back from wherever you went. the jealousy doesn't last long, but magnus isn't so convinced it was ever there in the first place, his only reminder is smokescreen's relentless teasing.

quite the opposite, hound is the least likely to be anywhere near displaying blatant jealousy. he's no stranger to the feeling, but it doesn't consume him, allowing it to be pushed aside for another day to resolve. 'if you're happy, i'm happy' kinda guy, but sometimes that twinge of envy arrives without warning, unable to articulate it well enough without coming across as arrogant. similar to ratchet, he feels it the most when he observes you with friends or co-workers, feeling that sense of loneliness in a room full of people. out of any of them, hound is the one to bring this feeling up in conversation, wondering if he really is isolated from your life because of the things he can and cannot do. you're there to comfort and ease his nerves, explaining that it didn't matter what you did with him, you are always the most content just being in his company. this satisfies his woes, but the sensation of envy still sometimes rears its ugly head every now and then. though now, he's better suited to dismiss it, understanding it's all a natural reaction and has nothing to worry about. all smiles, your compassion and empathy is something that he treasures, confident that he could bring anything up to discussion and you'd be there to talk it out with him.

[ilovelifetbh]

I am one of the sons of Al alnasar refugee camp, and a survivor of Al Shifa hospital massacre. Does anybody care to hear my story?

I live in Gaza city, where my youth was taken from me.

On 7-10-2023 I was asleep, my biggest concern was waking up in time for the 8am lecture at my university.

I'm in Al-Shati camp, south of Gaza. I'm sure you've heard of it. Today is 26-11-2024, it's been more than a year, and I'm still living outside my house. I don't understand why this happened, or why I'm still not in my house.

About two weeks ago was the anniversary of our displacement from northern Gaza to the south and since that day we've known nothing but hardship.

The tent where we live is inhabitable and cannot support any form of life in this cold and this rain and this flooding.

Of all these terrors, the memory of our displacement is the bleakest of them all.

On 10-11-2023, we experienced two days of siege on Al Shifaa hospital, without food nor drink nor even light to see around us, feeling our way like we're blind in order to move around, because even our phones had run out of battery, not even knowing whether the occupation has invaded the hospital yet or not, all we hear is the sound of ceaseless bombardment within the hospital's perimeter.

We lost a lot of people that day. Those who were detained, those who were murdered, and those whose fates are unknown to this day.

We couldn't believe it when the morning finally came, and we finally fled the hospital, to walk 20 kilometers on our feet through Al Halabat path after two days with no food or drink.

This is the story of one of Gaza's sons. My story is not singular, but one of many stories that strengthen our conviction in our right to this land. Most of us here have died for this land.

Our condition today is horrible. This war is picking us off one by one. I am not willing to lose another member of my family. Causes of death are compounding, the latest of which is the cold and storms that the weather has brought.

With only 5 dollars, you can save me and my family's lives. If you can't donate, share this post so it can reach someone who can help us.

I'm trying to work and make this for my kids

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[pineconepie]

How would the yandere parents react to a reader who was able to escape from their captivity?

Octavian would track you down immediately, since his vampiric senses allow him to pinpoint your location in record speed.

I think he'd never have a very harsh punishment, more just a very emotional scolding, but depending how far you got, he might limit your freedom even more by keeping you practically glued at his side.

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Vincent would have his mafia men hunt you down. Vincent has so much security, though, I doubt you could easily escape without getting injured or worse.

If you managed to somehow make it out of the penthouse without alerting anyone, Vincent would send men out immediately.

You won't get very far. He'd be very angry and would 1000% take away all your privileges (screen time, dessert, anything that aren't your basic necessities or comfort items) and use one of those child harnesses on you.

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Indigo would be a sobbing mess. The poor man would start screaming bloody murder if he finds out you've escaped, and will swim as fast as possible in all directions, calling for you endlessly.

He's thinking his little one is injured or worse, because he doesn't think you can swim. Once he finds you, he'll cling to you and cry for hours, asking you never to leave him again.

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Magnus would feel angry, distraught, scared, and tons of other things. He would destroy all nearby villages just looking for you. Once he finds you, he'll be the angriest out of all of them, and would definitely scold you.

He'll be spewing flames in a blind rage, although he'd never burn you directly.

Then after that's done, he'd swaddle you up with furs and refuse to ever let you out of his sight, using a chain and cuff, even.

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Seradiel's the hardest out of everyone to escape, simply because he's basically connected to your mind and soul at this point, considering how long he's looked over you and protected you.

I doubt you could get very far before Seradiel snatches you up and rushes you back home. He would be frustrated and hurt, but past the point of feeling angry. More exasperated, if anything. He'd keep a closer eye on you after scolding you.

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Warren isn't easy to run from, since there's cameras and hospital staff everywhere. On the chance you manage to escape, Warren will call every emergency service available, informing them to find you. To top it off, he'd tell authorities you are a "dangerous individual" and are basically criminally insane.

He'll act calm about it to the public eye, but when he's alone, he's in a rage, because how dare you run from Papa like that?? After everything he's done for you!!

Once you're inevitably returned to him, he hopes you enjoy the straitjacket and padded room for a month straight. Definitely the harshest punishment here.

[transformers-spike]

More sparkling nonsense but autobot edition??? Back at it with giving everyone a daughter lmao

Wheeljack with a daughter who is a chip off the old block and just like him maybe even too much like him. He probably learns to be a little bit more careful (barely) because his kid is always right over his shoulder. She's always trying to sneak along on missions or doing something that could get her in trouble. She's also very much like Wheeljack in that she likes to tinker and build things. God forbid you need to do home repairs or diy work, she's right there trying to help. If she's sees something is broken she doesn't just try can fix it but also improve it. Your home has built in sprinklers and fire extinguishers in every room.

"Honey, did you do something to the toaster 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯?"

Your daughter sheepishly avoids your eyes.

"What did it do?"

She looks so guilty you almost don't have the heart to tell her it shot out a flaming piece of toast right next to your face.

Ultra magnus's sparkling is surprisingly naughty. She repeats swear words at first not really knowing what they mean and everyone has to try not to laugh because kids innocently cussing is funny. The problem arises when she realizes the adults are trying not to laugh and she run yelling frag and calling people fraggers, growing up around military personnel she probably ends up learning some creative swears. She 'Borrows' and moves things from Mag's office while not taking any of the blame. His wife and daughter are his blind spots so good luck trying to pin anything on them.

"She called her homework-"

He paused and made air quote "- a mother fucka"

You almost snort your tea out your nose as he looks at you dubiously.

"Probably learned it from Jackie or Bulk they've been using human swears."

Ultra magnus nods solemnly, seeming to have bought your lie.

Prowl's daughter is very rule oriented and has specific ways she likes to play. She likes to line up her toys by color, height and sometimes frame. Generally gets along with the other sparklings as long as they play the "correct" way and they don't tell her secrets. She comes off as shy but it's only because she tends to be wary when meeting people for the first time. She has no hesitation to snitch. Doesn't matter if it's you, Prowl, Optimus, or even the decepticons. Likes adhering to strict schedule/routine. Everyone gets a kick out of a pint sized Prowl trying to bots more than half her size around.

"Daaaaad, Mom just went 15 miles per hour over in a school zone!"

"I didn't notice it was a school zone!"

Ratchet ends up with a son just as stubborn as him. Ratchet worries constantly when he's a baby and even more when he's a teen. His kid is basically forced to learn about medicine because Ratchet worries what would happen if he or another medic isn't there, you are also forced to learn how to weld. He loves to push Ratchet's buttons. As he gets older him and Ratchet gang up on you to take care of your health.

"You need to do your stretches if want to stay flexible."

"I know, Ratch."

"And take your vitamins." Your son pipes up.

You deadpan at both of them.

goddd - i always love this stuff. Wheeljack's daughter is a little rascal and bro doesn't see anything wrong with teaching her how to shoot cons and build bombs. Horrible influence on her, but oh well, you fucked up and kept his child. These are your consequences to bear. Also I'm half tempted to say he doesn't bring her along on missions usually just because her mom says no - but if she "secretly" follows them and sneaks aboard the ship he'll pretend not to notice Ultra Magnus's child is a gremlin but he doesn't believe you if you say she did anything wrong. She is perfect in his eyes because to him she's the sweetest thing ever. Idk if you mean like a TFP version of Prowl or G1/IDW or any of that - but him having such a serious, extremely organized child is a great touch. Ratchet can only blame himself in all honesty. At first he's the one stressing both you and his son out - but now they joined forces to remind you to stay hydrated and yell at you for being up at 1AM. I think he'll have a complicated relationship with his child, but he's doing his best (even if his best isn't enough)

[verysaint-tropez]

I really liked this episode, and i'm still intrigued about Maxwell Rayner (and also his church)

We're getting some new info on Robert Montauk and i'm here for it

[saltissalty]

Alright you know what for the hell of it I am going to post multiple art posts within the span of minutes. I'm always making some sort of image. This one's about my fan continuity! I've been wanting to retouch my designs since first making them because I felt they could use more character and better fit their characterization within DS.

I do actually have quite a bit of development about Deception Shattered I'm just very shy. Argh. To put it short, DS's stating idea was about the corruption of Megatron's ideals and how it led to the Decepticons falling apart from the inside. Orion Pax and Megatron used to work together as political activists-- but Megatron got violent in response to the continuously harsh and brutal treatment lower caste Cybertronians were getting. Four million years of unchecked power and violence later, Megatron has changed from someone wanting to better his world to someone who is cruel for the sake of cruelty.

I'm sure some people who follow me have spotted that Soundwave has the autobrand instead of being a Decepticon- and that's because I wanted to play with his character some! Famously 'the most loyal Decepticon' I wanted to see what would happen if Soundwave cared more about his cassettes than anything else. (Skybound 100% influenced me here I'm not even going to pretend it didn't) He may be loyal to the Decepticons, but when Megatron starts getting what few remaining Cassettes Soundwave has left killed, he can't stay any longer. He spends a long time drifting as an unaligned Cybertronian before joining the Autobots. Other things about him, Soundwave sounds the way he does because before the war broke out he was attacked by a higher caste Cybertronian. He's almost entirely blind for a completely different reason, because Megatron plugged his brain into a Decepticon warship and it fried all of his systems. Soundwave's lucky to even be alive after that happened to him.

Some other assorted thoughts-- Ratchet might not be dead (Hooray for all yall who are distraught over my optiratch valentines art!) but certainly has been through a lot at the hands of Shockwave. Some characters who are in my roster but have yet to be designed are: Jazz, Prowl, Elita-One, Arcee, Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage, Laserbeak, Hot Rod/Rodimus, Ultra Magnus (and Minimus too), and more!