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A gift for my bestie @rotting-decepticon

Yandere Skyfire is worried, why are you with the enemy Y/N!

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Chat save me please...

My Father is making the atrocious Rage Bait Ground Beef wrapped spaghetti...

You have to tell your cybertronian guardians that "no" putting the food in whatever power that rivals the sun will shorten the cooking process, and it will kill your oven.

That yes there is a cooking techniques and rules when it comes to cooking, you cannot put it all unpeeled, uncut, and unrefined ingredients and let it all boil, that not how soup works.

That's not just because it's made of flesh, I'm not going to eat a gator and snakes as a substitute to chicken, the groceries is just a min walk please let me grab the chicken.

Oh yeah, allergies too, that yes, the fuel that keeps us humans alive may have some ingredients that will literally kill us if we consume it, dw we got epipens if not, we'll jhst suffocate to death.

And whatever you see in Facereels "chefs" doesn't mean its good food. You don't know rage bait food? Oh let me explain so there's this bi-

Save me gang I don't wanna eat it...

Update: the spaghetti taste burnt, the beef lacks salt and all I can smell bell peppers and onions but I can't taste them.

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Otay, saw requests were open and just wanted to yeet a Drabble idea/scenario so basically my sleep riddled brain had a thought “which Yandere LL bafoon would absolutely totally not misuse their knowledge of a Y/N who has tics with echolalia”

Context: I had a recent tic where I heard someone say “I love you” and I just started ticking “luv ya” for a minute. So imagine Rodimus “accidentally” setting off a tic like that. Or Rung realizing that tics get violent when stressed so he ever so kindly offer to be a grounding presence (basically a living weighted blanket) for when tics get bad to prevent the dear sweet liaison from getting hurt. Totally not because he wants to hold them noooo

Sorry if this makes zero sense I’m about to hit the hay like a sack of bricks.

(A/N) I didn't wanna offend anyone with tics since I don't know much about tics but, I definitely understand the struggles of having vocal stims and unconsciously saying words that that does not have aaaany correlation to the talk.

Oh its definitely Rodimus, he may laid back, and annoying but god you can't deny that he can be smart and sneaky and at times. Especially after the trigger, now that Tailgate has a taste, being the chatter bot he is talking about this encounter to Cyclonus and Whirl in the bar and now who in all ears? Swerve and if it hits Swerves radius, sooner or later every bot in the ship are trying to make you repeat those sweet sweet words of I Love You, treating you like a damn parrot.

Oh Rung, he's probably one of the bots you honestly say I love you without any embarrassment, he's such a nice bot that you don't feel any shame when you say those words compared to others. He has such a calming presence that those affectionate and warm feelings makes you feel happy that you'd even say I love you to him. But of course its definitely embarrassing to say I love you to anybody, especially your co-worker, maybe after the whole fiasco you can definitely tell him.

Ultra Magnus and Megatron is a 50/50, they got that imposing presence, but at least they won't make it into a big deal and make fun of you by cooing and asking you to say those words again. Right...?

Naudica, Skids, Tailgate, Rewind, Drift and Swerve, you can tell them I love you platonically, pfft I mean its not like they're into you so hard and delulu. Noooo its not like they have you saying I love you rent free in their processor, giggling like school girls in their rooms, no sirrrrrr.

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YIPPEE I'm finally healed up from the cold! Damn those coughs were a pain to deal with while drawing.

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"I sweaaaar to any god out there Megatron, I will rip your pipes and cords, from the inside, gnaw, pull and destroy whatever is inside and you better fucking believe when I say I will get out of your chest like a fucking alien screaming in my relished victory with my own hands as I watch your dying eyes look into my fucking eyes and see who is the victor here you intergalactic crusty face robo-satan blood addict if you ever, EVER land your hands on me or my family. MARK. MY. FUCKING. WORDS."

"My lord, would you like me to exterminate the organic? Although it seems illogical to even think about their threat as a possibility that can happen, their continued intercom messeges are interfering with our intercoms.

"No need, Shockwave, if the organic sends another of their silly little threats direct it to my data-pad and no need to bother to review it. I'll handle it myself."

"Yes, Lord Megatron."

'Hm... I should send the human a personal message, and that better rile them up even more'

Megatron walks away from the large screen, thinking deviously what messege he should send to you, his interface panel warming up thinking about your acts of vengeance against him. He smirks as he walks towards his habsuit to wait another of your silly little threats.

(A/N): I want to rattle tfp Megatron like a fucking maracas. AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH-

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Creaking joints Ratchet, other than lube in the nightstand its WD-40 and heatpads for the old wife's joints.

A happy wife a happy life. ✌️

Not WD-40 pffff

Yeah I love foreplay

F - lubricating my oldmech's joint with some WD-40

Ratty deserves a lot of kisses too for being such a good and freaky malewife <33

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Yo it's Blue again.

I really like how chaotic your version of y/n is. I have been searching how to compliment a person so, um, your art is good and it makes me happy and I love how creative your aus are. Honestly, I really wanna convey what I feel because I think you deserve to know how much your posts make me giggle and cackle everytime. I suck at letting other people know what I feel most of the time, so I hope you know how sincere I am btw.

(p.s. I rewrote this so many times because I'm actually unsure what to say and how to make it seem sincere. If this feels forced, please do tell me, I'm trying to improve how to compliment a person without offending them. Thanks:). )

Thanks bruv, tbh as a meme lord it is my upmost priotrity to make Y/N as chaotic of a mess as possible.

Also to the credits of majority of the au are not mine respectively, credits to anons, my tf mutuals and even the tf authors who inspired/let me use their aus to make art for it if it wasn't for them it would have been hard to me to make something to draw.

Shout out @/xaythefreak @/jinuaei @/rotting-decepticon @/muletia

But I'm happy that my art and shit posts makes you giggle. Thank you so much for your support. Honestly, I appreciate deeply your compliments its not every day someone says online they like your works.

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*clang clang*

While I'm still try'na recover, drop a ask or a drabble about your fave gloorbo of a bot it could be yandere, first contact, cybertronian reader, humans are space cats or y'know idk just a scenario or fic even a small snippet would be fun.

I'd try to draw that respective ask.

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I'm sick rn, having a killing mingraine and a snotty nose. I'll be back tom or something and countinue working on the tf x reader drabbles.

Prob the mechs can just rewire a wire connecting their processor if something "aches" inside.

And then you gotta explain to them that yes, glasses can make your head hurt if you wear it too often or its the light shining too bright or that waking up badly can def cause a mingraine or that it randomly attacks. And no you can just reboot your brain, or take it out like they can with their processor.

"What in all spark do you mean that there is no cure to mingraines?!"

"Ratchet, bud I don't know okay, all I do is take painkillers and I go to sleep with a pillow over my head or an eye mask and hope it goes away."

"Oh for Primus' sake."

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1.) You told the LL crew about human weddings, Overlord isn't passing the chance to be last. Even if its a mock wedding... don't tell him-

2.) SG Jetfire flipping off every Decepticon and SG Ultra Magnus behind Decepticon Y/N (In courtesy of @rotting-decepticon )

3.) Ofc Prime Y/N will be always serving and have both bimbo OP and Ratchet in each arm. While... Um... Earth Liaison Y/N... y'now what nevermind don't ask them where they got the gun. (Bimbo Au TFP Ratchet and OP by @muletia )

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Yo, you can call me blue.

Anyways, your memes are my fuel dude. It's so great, I eat it up like I'm dining a feast. Btw I suck at conveying what I feel, so uh, forgive me.

Thank you Blue! I'm so happy and it makes me giggle and kick my feet that you like my stupid memes.

I've gotta do my job as your local meme lord. I'll be dishing out more memes that you think you're in a buffet. I got more memes and drabbles cooking up in the kitchen.

And feel free to hang out in my inbox send suggestions and asks like for memes for me to draw or even drop a drabble here and there. You guys sending asks makes me twirl my hair and motivated to draw more.

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*Cough* @xaythefreak is this your man?

"There's something rung with you"

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Id like to think LL Y/n is Prime Y/n just exhausted. Like one of his boyfriends are dead (Optimus prime) the other has moved on partcially and is trying to get you to join the new relationship with a very nice man, but you still havent moved on yet. And at the moment, you're so close to losing it, but Rung is keeping ya sane, and you have to be there for a redempted Megatron. So you're just a tired feral guy who has had enough of these mothertruckers. Watcha think.

OOOH. That's an interesting concept.

Prime Reader being a grieving mech and on god will have "younger mechs" into them (Rodimus, Whirl, Swerve, maybe Tailgate, First Aid merhaps.) Definitely one of the mechs who like under "Creator I'd Like to Frag or Sire I'd Like to Frag lmao, a certified CILF/SILF. I mean it was a mech's dream to be in a relationship let alone be under the same squad under Optimus and Prime Y/N. So I can see Prime Y/N in the LL ship being either a mech to admire or have a crush.

Idk if I'm reading this right but if Meggy is "STILL" or reconciled with Prime Y/N, if I can guess who's the "very nice mech" is either Ultra Magnus or Rung. Meggy prob understand the grief of losing OP and at the same time prob doesn't want to leave you carry the burden of grief. It would be funny if it was Roddy Toddy though, smuggest mech in the whole ship for rizzing two baddest mechs in the whole galaxy.

I haven't finished Lost Light Comic, but I finished MTMTE. From what I understand, Optimus was alive but he was in a dead universe? and he was Orion Pax before he got the matrix back after a fight. So if that was witnessed by Y/N Prime, I can see either Y/N bawling that OP is alive and overprotective or self recluse because they felt bad that he was in that dead universe. Although I am interested to see if Meggy goes back to the OG Poly or bring in that plus one into a quad poly relationship.

Here's some concept art for Prime Y/N.

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1.) Just another day at the Lost Light bar. W-who gave Liaison Y/N a sword?

2.) POV you introduce your 20+ ft alien mech BFs to your mom.

This is pretty vanilla then what I usually post. dw gang I'm still cooking some yandere tf food.

meme reference undercut.

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Wanna see more TF fanarts without the "sus" sauce? I opened a SFW Art Side blog for folks who just wanna see fanart that isn't NSFW, Yandere or Valveplug.

I'll see still be active here, and I'll still be posting usual!

Here's the Side Blog!

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"Dude, I swear, I feel like someone's watching me behind my windows at night!"

Drawing only undercut:

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I never knew First Aid being angry does something in me.

Something's rising and it isn't the shield hero.