#tim talks

[totallytimtastic]

Haven't seen you get cancelled in a while. I feel like you should be cancelled for being a double nepo baby or something.

DOUBLE- Dude I WORK at WE. I'm the ceo!!!

[timhere]

I would love to say I'm like Trixie but I'm actually more like fluttershy I think -

[crow-of-ohio]

man. It really feels like the people we used to consider pretty decent friends who we enjoyed interacting with care about us less and less to the point where we're just the occasional source of decent art and Tumblr notes. And it's getting to the point where we're falling behind on what everyone is interested in and can't make conversation anymore without going out of our way to bring up things we know people are deeply invested in, otherwise it doesn't even garner a response. And that's probably normal, drifting away from people is normal, but it feels so isolating and I don't know what to do about it.

[3rdboywonder]

Jester by chance, stoner by choice

[thegreatflyinggrayson]

Do you think people named Alexa really really hate the digital assistant named Alexa?

And everyone around them is always one misstep away from setting one off?

[mcwhytubers]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Limited Life | Last Life SMP Series Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Jimmy | Solidarity/Joel | SmallishBeans, Charles | Grian/Jimmy | Solidarity/Joel | SmallishBeans Characters: Joel | SmallishBeans, Jimmy | Solidarity, Skizzleman (Video Blogging RPF) Additional Tags: Canonical Character Death, but theyre not descriptive, Canary Jimmy | Solidarity, written by a fictive, implied bad boys polycule, martyn inthelittlewood lore, or at least themes of it, the watchers (evo) are mentioned, The Watchers are Bad (Evolution SMP) Summary:

“How can you be laughing?” Jimmy turned to look at Skizz, “We’re dead! We’re out of the season! This is it.”

“My boys are safe.” Skizz smiled as he leaned back on his hands, gazing up at the starry night sky above them, “My boys have time and I have hope for them. One of them is gonna come in the top three. I believe in them.”

─── ⋅ ∙ ∘ ☽ ༓ ☾ ∘ ⋅ ⋅ ───

Thunder rumbled in the distance.

[theentityvoidserver]

god I love getting stupid source memories

“baby idk how else to break this to you, but I think I might be trans”

“oh phew, that makes this so much easier- I’m gay! I still love you!”

[3rdboywonder]

I do 👍hold scorn 😡😡 for people in weed 🍃states I do👍. I really do 👍👍. The way your 🫵 stupid 2️⃣1️⃣ year old 🧒🏼 ass can go to the weed 🍃 store 🏬 and buy 💵 weed 🍃. The way your 🫵 stupid 2️⃣1️⃣ year old 🧒🏼 ass can buy 💳 weed 🍃online 💻 not ❌ a care in the world 🌎. And you 🫵 have so much to choose ↔️ from. You 🫵 have so much fucking gorrila 🦍 cumshot 💦 big 😳 fat 😫 load 💦 of cum 🥛horse 🐴 cock 🍆 mega 1 billion💯 tch % to choose ↔️ from and they all got different 📊names and when our good 👩‍🍳💋 texan 🇺🇸plugs 🔌 come home 🏡 from colorado ⛰️they bring that poison ☠️with them. They bring that poison ☠️ home 🏡 to us 🛠️. And the people of texas 🇺🇸, we're smoking 🚬 that poison ☠️. Were smoking 🚬 that filthy 😫filthy 🥵 colorado 🏔️10000 💯 thc shit 💩, and were dying ⚱️💀. Were dying ⚰️🪦out here. The soil 🌾🍂 down ⬇️ here is lerfect 👌🤌for weed 🍃. If we could have weed 🍃 we could create 🎨, beautiful 🤩😍 poison ☠️. Way more toxic ❌ than colorodo ⛰️. Way more toxic 🚩🚩🚩than california 🏖️. We can make 🔨 weed 🍃so insane ���, bitched 👩🏽‍🤝‍👨🏻 from colorado 🌨️⛰️will come down ⬇️ here, to smoke 🚬💨 OUR ⚒️poison ☠️. And WE 🛠️ could name it shit💩 like Ram 🐏🐏 Ranch 👨‍🌾🚜. We could name it shit 💩💩 like Horse 🐎 Erection 🍆. We could name it shit 💩💩💩 like, I dont know❔, Forget 🤔The Alamo 🏰. YOU 🫵, worthless ✖️ idiots 🤡 up ⬆️ north, can smoke 💨 our latino 🇨🇺🇵🇷🇩🇴magic🪄✨. You 🫵 dont ❌ got tejanos 🇲🇽. You 🫵 dont ❌ got our technology👨‍🔬📡. You 🫵don't ❌ got what it takes. You 🫵 dont ❌ know 🧠 what its like. Theyre 👨🏻‍⚖️👩🏻‍⚖️ not ❌ legalizing weed 🍃 down ⬇️ here cause they hate 🤬 us. You 🫵 know 🧠 they do✅. You 🫵 know 🧠 for a fact they do ✅. So yeah 👍. Just think 🧐 before you 🫵 spark🔥up ⬆️ with that shit💩you 🫵 got down ⬇️ the street 🛣️trouble free👮‍♀️🚫. Do so in my name. In our 🛠️name. Keep the less 📉 fortunate💰in mind 🧠. I HOPE 🙏THE CIELING FAN ⬆️🌬️ FALLS ⬇️🤕ON YOU🫵

I made it a copypasta for everyone’s enjoyment

I do hold scorn for people in weed states I do. I really do. The way your stupid 21 year old ass can go to the weed store and buy weed. The way your stupid 21 year old ass can buy weed online not a care in the world. And you have so much to choose from. You have so much fucking gorrila cumshot big fat load of cum horse cock mega 1 billion tch % to choose from and they all got different names and when our good texan plugs come home from colorado they bring that poison with them. They bring that poison home to us. And the people of texas, we're smoking that poison. Were smoking that filthy filthy colorado 10000 thc shit, and were dying. Were dying out here. The soil down here is lerfect for weed. If we could have weed we could create, beautiful poison. Way more toxic than colorodo. Way more toxic than california. We can make weed so insane, bitched from colorado will come down here, to smoke OUR poison. And WE could name it shit like Ram Ranch. We could name it shit like Horse Erection. We could name it shit like, I dont know, Forget The Alamo. YOU, worthless idiots up north, can smoke our latino magic. You dont got tejanos. You dont got our technology. You don't got what it takes. You dont know what its like. Theyre not legalizing weed down here cause they hate us. You know they do. You know for a fact they do. So yeah. Just think before you spark up with that shit you got down the street trouble free. Do so in my name. In our name. Keep the less fortunate in mind. I HOPE THE CIELING FAN FALLS ON YOU

[yeepof]

I understand that tall men are our POV characters, but surely being like a foot taller than everyone around them would have some occasional consequences

[vaindumbass]

love all the cute dungeon meshi pride art but chilchuck would not be caught dead wearing any sort of pride merch. you think that man is going to give out any personal information? for free?????

[fell-in-love-with-a-fantasy]

also, polling places aren’t opening the whole day tomorrow. make sure you know when your polling places close and open.

[totallytimtastic]

It says something about my life when seeing my dad flirt with Gotham’s most wanted is normal to me. Just another Tuesday.

[timhere]

Having long hair in space sucks a bit but someone needs to look good here!! /j

(im so close to actually cutting it all)

[timnotrobin]

I know he was a little insane but I still miss him.

[3rdboywonder]

Guys I’m officially one month sober from alcohol!! It’s been a hard fight for a good 1/4-1/3 of my life and I’m so proud of the fact that I’ve even made it this far!! :D

[versasfanficwastedump]

and while i’m on a self indulgent thing? i think that any of the kids calling Bruce “dad” changes his whole demeanor. it helps him know that whatever they’re talking about is serious.

hearing his name shouted across the house does nothing for him. a hundred people say his name all day, including his kids. whatever the situation is can be fixed.

but hearing “Dad!”, cried out in battle or screamed from the other room, has him rushing to their side. what is it love and i’m here you’re alright and shh i’ve got you

“Bruce, I need help” = can’t open this large jar, have a question about math homework, need someone to look at this case file for me

“Dad, I need help” = I am hurt. I am scared. I am in danger. I need you to make things better. I need you to protect me.