#tim is my least favorite and yet im still mad!

[psychicbluebirdmiracle]

DONT YOU DARE BRUCE SHUSH

[petite-phthora]

Do you think it was a date?

[DP x DC fic]

[Love at first... murder? - part 5]

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Part 1

Ao3

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In-chat nicknames:

Daniel = Danny

Sharpshooter = Jazz

TooFine= Tucker

Chaos = Sam

TheCoolerDaniel = Danielle/Dani/Ellie

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Private chat nicknames:

Bill = Danny

Pants = Jazz

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As soon as Danny enters his apartment, face bright red, he takes his head into his hands and lets out a silent scream.

He could have said anything, and he panicked and went with Toodealoo Kangaroo???

At this rate, he’ll never get a partner.

As Danny stands there in misery, his phone starts buzzing with messages. Curious, he checks his phone to see what going on.

Uh oh.

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Team Phantom 👻😎

Chaos: Guys check this out

Chaos: *link*

Chaos: The Joker escaped from Arkham again, but no one’s heard anything of him since, nor have they been able to find him

TooFine: @Daniel 👀

TooFine: ok the @ had been a joke but the fact that he has read it and not replied is concerning

Sharpshooter: @Daniel, what did you do?

Sharpshooter: @Daniel

Sharpshooter: I can see that you’re reading this, don’t ignore me.

TooFine: ohhhh someones in troubleee 👀

Sharpshooter: Tucker.

TooFine: 🤐

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Danny takes a deep breath.

Well, it’s now or never. Let’s hope Jazz is feeling merciful.

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Private chat

Bill: ok so you know how you said you would still love me if I was a worm?

Pants: I have no clue how this ties into the previous conversation, but yes. Why?

Bill: hypothetically

Bill: would you also still love me if I

Bill: hypothetically

Bill: accidentally

Bill: vibe checked someone that tried to uh

Bill: hypothetically

Bill: kidnap and or kill me??

Bill: 🥺🥺🙏

Pants: Danny, did you accidentally kill the Joker?

Bill: yes or no Jazz??!? 😩🥺

Pants: Yes, Danny. I would still love you if you, hypothetically, accidentally killed the Joker.

Bill: this is why you’re my favorite sister 🥹🥰😘

Bill: don’t tell Ellie 😳🫣

Pants: Danny, what happened?

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Danny lets out a sigh of relief before proceeding to tell Jazz what happened.

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Pants: Oh Danny.

Bill: are you mad at me?

Pants: I’m not mad at you, I just want you to stay safe.

Pants: While I don’t condone murder, I understand that it was self-defense and an accident. I‘m just glad that you’re alright.

Bill: 🥰💞😘

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With a small smile on his face, Danny goes back to the groupchat.

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Team Phantom 👻😎

Daniel: you know

Daniel: if I had a nickel for every time I’ve had to fight off an insane clown that attacked me 🤡

Daniel: I’d have two nickels

Daniel: which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice, right? 🤔

Chaos: Damnit Danny, we leave you alone in a new city for a week and you already manage to get into a fight with one of Gotham City’s most infamous rogues

TooFine: actually its been 6 days 10 hours and 17 minutes

TooFine: so not even a full week yet

Chaos: Did you at least get a good few punches in?

Chaos: Danny?

TooFine: @Daniel ???

TooFine: if i had a nickel for every time danny said something concerning and then didnt provide context id be richer than vlad

Daniel: anyway, for completely unrelated reasons, @TooFine I need you to wipe some cams for me 😃

TooFine: danny im not wiping the cams again so no one will have proof of you tripping backward and falling ass-first into a trashcan

Chaos: Speaking of, Tucker do you still have that footage and can you send it to me?

TooFine: already done

Daniel: noo it’s nothing like that this time 😫

Daniel: pleaseeee 🥺🙏🙏

Daniel: I’ll get you an autograph from Tim Drake-Wayne?

TooFine: deal.

Daniel: 🥳🎉

Daniel: ok so the footage from somewhere around 3 am last night

Daniel: around some place named park row??

Daniel: I think it’s called?? 🤔

Daniel: though I’m pretty sure I’ve also heard some people refer to it as crime alley

Daniel: not sure why tho 🤷

TooTine: aye aye captain o7

Chaos: Danny, in an alley getting attacked by the fucking Joker: I wonder why this place is called crime alley

Daniel: stop bullying me 😠

Chaos: No

TooFine: hey danny r u sure thats right? i checked the cams n stuff but theres no available footage from the area n time u described

TooFine: its like someones already wiped it all

Daniel: oh!

Daniel: that’s so sweet of him  😊

Chaos: Wait who is this ‘him’?

TooFine: the joker????

Daniel: oh no not the Joker

Daniel: just some cute guy I met last night  

Daniel: he witnessed me killing the Joker 🫣

Daniel: and didn’t call the cops on me afterward 🥰💞

TooFine: def green flag

Chaos: Oh hell yeah, he’s a keeper

Chaos: Wait you killed the Joker?! I thought you just fought him off!

Daniel: it was an accident!! 😭😭

Daniel: he crept up on me and tried to grab me 😓

Daniel: so I got startled and because all I saw was a clown

Daniel: I just kinda punched his face in with my ghost strength… 😰

TooFine: f

Chaos: f

Sharpshooter: Have you gotten rid of the body yet? Did you leave behind DNA at the crime scene? Will I need to start saving up bail money or getting ready to enact the Fenton Break Out plan?

Chaos: Jazz asking the important questions here

Daniel: well, considering the footage was wiped

Daniel: and also the fact that no one’s found him yet

Daniel: I think it’s safe to assume it’s all taken care of

Daniel: that’s honestly really sweet of him though 🥰😊

TooFine: oohhhhh ur mystery boo??

Daniel: yeah, this random guy saw me vibe-checking the Joker

Daniel: and let me go home without any trouble

Daniel: pretty sure he’s the one who wiped the cams 🤔

Daniel: and then today he showed up at my apartment with flowers 🥺

Daniel: they were sweat peas!!!! 🥰🤩

Chaos: Was that to thank you for the murder orrrr?

Sharpshooter: Oh those are your favorite, was that on purpose?

Daniel: well I didn’t tell him

Daniel: so I’m not sure if he knew or if it was a coincidence 🤷

Daniel: but yeah then he took me out to this restaurant called Pete’s for dinner

Daniel: they had some amazing cannoli

Daniel: you should try it sometime if you get the chance

Daniel: and then after dinner he took me to the observatory!!!!!!! 🤩🥰

Sharpshooter: Gotham observatory?

Sharpshooter: Isn’t that the one with the special telescope, I think you mentioned it before

Daniel: yeah, the crystal-powered telescope!! 😍💞✨🤩❤️

Daniel: and at the end, he brought me home

Daniel: and he asked for my number!!!

TooFine: nice dude!

Chaos: The guy really went all-out and planned your dream date hu? So, what’s this mystery hunk’s name?

Daniel: oh I’m not sure, I didn’t ask 🙃🤭

Sharpshooter: Danny…

Daniel: yes?

Sharpshooter: Did you go on a date with a complete stranger who witnessed you commit a murder?

Chaos: How do you not even know his name?

Daniel: two words Jazz: Johnny 13

Daniel: and he’s not a stranger!! 😠

Sharpshooter: But you don’t know his name?

Chaos: We just can’t leave him alone, can we? Less than a week on his own and he already murdered one of Gotham’s most infamous rogues and then completely forgets the concept of Stranger Danger

Daniel: I mean he probably just found it when he tried to do some research on me or something

Daniel: probably got it from the school’s system now that I think of it 🤔

TooFine: dude who the hell is this guy??

Chaos: Who the fuck did you go on a date with?

Daniel: do you really think it was a date? 🥺😳

Daniel: I wasn’t sure

Daniel: cause he mainly took me out for dinner to thank me for the night before

Daniel: but then again

Daniel: he did get me flowers and ask for my number after he brought me back to my apartment 🤔

Daniel: like I wasn’t sure if I was reading the signals right…..

Daniel: but do you think that was a date? 🫣

Sharpshooter: Danny, for the love of the Ancients.

Sharpshooter: Who was it?

Daniel: oh, it was Red Hood 🥰

TooFine: damn dannys got that vigilante rizz

Sharpshooter: Red Hood? The crime lord?!

TooFine: former, actually

Daniel: what he said ^^

Chaos: Danny, you really have a type huh? Vigilantes with a Red theme. Who’s next? Red Robin?

Daniel: stop bullying me

TooFine: never

Chaos: Never

Daniel: on a different note, who changed my name in the chat again?

Sharpshooter: Ellie did.

Chaos: Ellie

TooFine: @TheCoolerDaniel

TheCoolerDaniel: 😎

TheCoolerDaniel: wait i just read back, danny’s dating a crime lord?? :0 👀

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Taglist (for now, I’ll probably stop if I cant keep up):

@i-always-say-yea  @uraniumwizard

[i-am-ironic]

Daminette betrothed au part 2

The first part is here (I hope that works, I'm on my phone and i don't really know how to use tumbler)

So I'm hoping people like the second part. Here we go!

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Daimen sat under the tree in his father's garden. It had been three years since he had last seen her. When he woke up in the med bay in the bat cave he was confused at first were was marinette? Were was his mother? But as the memorys came back to him he tried to cry out, to yell for someone to go find his wife, he couldn't make a sound.

Tim said he was fine Physically, but because of the trauma he had been through he couldn't speak. It happened sometimes to people who had been through something incredibly difficult. Tim said he would get better with time.

Tim Didn't know what damian had lost.

He Searched high and low, he Scoured the internet for any sign of marinette dupan-chang but he found nothing. The league had wiped her off the face of the earth.

For two months he looked her up every day. Trying to find anything about her, he knew she lived in Paris, France. He knew her favorite singer was jagged stone, he knew she dreamed of being a famous fashion designer. But her couldn't find her anywhere. He didn't even know were they had been held for the six months they were together.

At the end of the third month he had to except something he really didn't want to, marinette dupan-chang was dead. Killed by the league after he was sent back to his father.

Every year on the last day he saw her alive he would go to a park, or the garden, somewhere he knew she would like, and he would sckech her as though she was sitting next to him. on that day he wouldn't speak a word to anyone. His family didn't try to talk to him they understood he needed to grieve, through, what he was grieving they didn't know.

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Bruce Wayne was a Business man. So when people came to him to talk about something that wasn't business he would get upset and sometimes mad, which was why he usually didn't talk to people unless it was about business, especially at the office.

When his secretary told him someone was here to see him he asked what they wanted.

" she says she wants to talk about Damien al Ghul."

"She must meet Damian Wayne." He said.

There was a pause before the reply came, "no sir she wants to talk to and about Damien al Ghul."

"Send her in." He didn't know how this girl might know damian's birth name but he would let her spread it around.

The door to his office opened revealing a young woman who couldn't be much older then 19 0r 20. She was small, Asian Obviously, and surveyed the room as only someone trained by the league could.

Despite this she didn't seem to want to fight, her poster was relaxed and she looked him right in the eye as she said," I need to see damian."

" why do you need to see my son?" He questioned.

"I won't Discuss anything to do with him until he is present."

"You will have to give me a reason to call him all the way over here. Today is a very hard day for him."

" i will give you a name and you can ask him if he will come for it," Bruce nodded," marinette dupan-chang al Ghul Wayne."

His eyes widened ever so slightly, but the rest of his fase remained neutral as he pulled out a phone and called damian.

"Don there is someone here to see you, says her name is marinette dup-" he was cut off by the phone hanging up. He trying to call Damien again but there was no answer.

"Just wait." Said the girl in front of him.

Momentd later Damien came running through the door. When he saw her he stopped and stood there mouth hanging open. Slowly she reached out her hand and touched his arm.

"M-mari?" He said his voice cracking as tears welled in his eyes. "Marinette? Your.... alive?"

Bruce knew on this day three years ago they had gotten Damien back, but he also knew that Daiting had lost something that day. Maybe this girl was what he had lost.

"Im alive." She said as she got closer to him before he seemed to register she was real and she was there with him, at which point he pulled her into a huge. He began to cry and the two of them slumped to the ground a crying hugging mess.

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Ok so I'm going to have to do at least one more part because damian still doesn't know about his kid And his dad needs an explanation. Oh and his brothers need to meat marinette, and the kid. If you have any name suggestions tell me you can either reblog this or send me an ask. I have already decided the gender of the kid but I'm not going to tell you yet so give me all the suggestions. And if the link for the first part didn't work then tell me so I can try to fix it

@thestressmademedoit

[catlya]

Waging My Wars

Requested by @werewitchling

TimXReader

The reader is training to become a hero Dick and the reader go out on a sort of trial run, one night When suddenly a past fear rises in the reader that no one was aware of, Causing immense panic.

I hope you enjoy this and I'm sorry for the very long wait!

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”Are you ready yet Y/N?” Dick sad exasperated all the while banging his head against the bathroom door. You yelled back telling him to be patient. Causing him to huff and leaning his weight on his head against the door.

You swung the door open suddenly causing him to fall. You junked out of the way quickly but there was no need. Dick easily shifted his weight and did a front flip to catch himself.

You rolled your eyes ”Show off.” then you walked out leaving Dick to follow you. As you reached to middle of the Bat Cave close to Dick and your bike you saw two familiar people leaning against two other bikes near by.

”Tim!” you yelled running towards him, ”I thought you had plans tonight?” you said as you ran throwing yourself into his arms when you got close. He laughed and wrapped his arms around you.

”I wouldn't miss my favorite girls first night patrol. I'm only here to see you off though, I promise. I know how much you want to do this alone it's bad enough Dick is insisting to go.” you laughed at his words and nodded but a defensive Dick spoke up.

”I need to make sure she's ready for this Tim. She needs to be closely monitored at first for protection.” you turned and glared at him as much as you could while being squished in Tims arms.

Tim shook his head then told Dick to ’shove it’ but not those words exactly.

”Anyway Y/N, I hope you enjoy your time out. You can do it I know you can.”

You smiled a but teary at Tims words and nodded ”Thank you, Tim.” you lifted your head and kissed him slowly.

You heard a cough to your left and you broke apart. ”Hi nice to see you too YN, I'm good, haven't died in a while at least.” you laughed at Jason's rant. He was only messing around something he did quite often.

You pecked Tim again and the turned to Dick and walked past him heading for your bike. Tim waved and yelled to you both ”Be safe!” you waved back and pulled your helmet on and started your bike. You revved it and then raced forward towards the cave exit.

Dick followed close behind. He tried to pass you a few times but you only laughed and pushed the bike further. You had Tim work on yours and modify it there was no way Dick could pass it.

Once outside the cave you swereved left and headed to Gotham’s Port the agreed place to start that night of patrol. Eventually you lost sight of Dick and you couldn’t help but imagine his frustration.

As you raced through town you watched the people walking about around you. Some were out for a night on the town while others were grocery shopping.

It was always fun to see that not all of Gotham was corrupt. At least not always.

You countinued on stopping your people watching. Finally you reached the port. You tucked your bike away in a shopping container. Then sat down waiting for Dicks slow a** to arrive.

A few minutes later you heard the roar of his bike as he turned the corner. The made a quick stop jumping off. He glared at you to which you responded with a laugh.

“Are you mad I left you in the dust?” You said with fake sympathy. “Poor Dicky Poo!” You busted out laughing at his annoyance. He shook his head then placed his bike beside yours.

“Not funny Y/N what if you’d gotten lost? Or in an accident? Do you want me murdered by Bruce or worse Tim?” You sobered up at his words and sighed.

“You take the fun out of everything.” You mumbled. “I’ll have you know many lady’s say I bring the fun all-“ you waved your hands interrupting his speech.

“Dick! I don’t need to hear that about my brother!” You groaned not being able to shake the image out of your head. Dick went quiet as you grossed out for a second.

When you noticed his silence you looked up to see him smiling at you widely obviously overjoyed. Then you remembered what you had said. It was the first time you’d called him your brother.

You smiled back at him then turned around towards the incoming board of the ports. “Alright so where should we start? Im thinking maybe on the-“ suddenly you were lifted up and you struggled for a moment before looking down and realizing Dick was hugging you.

You rolled your eyes then patted his head. “Yeah, yeah I get it you lug head.”

You set you down still holding you close and you giggled slightly at his overjoyed behavior. “As I was saying I think we should start from section 3 making our way up to one.” He nodded and quickly you were off I work.

Well after you convinced him to stop hugging you....

*****

After an hour you’d finished the port and began to work your way back into the city. You were on the ground scouting out around a local hardware store with a small bank next to it.

“Anything?” You heard over the com

“No, I think it’s clear.” Dick jumped down off the roof where he’d stationed himself.

“Alright then right here’s where we’re going to hold your first hands on session.” He put his hands behind him and the pulled around a grappling gun. Immediately you looked at it with distaste.

“I know you’ve had a bad experience with one before but it’s definitely a necessary tool. So you have to get over it.” He said firmly in a no nonsense tone.

What he was wanting was easier said then done. You remembered your trauma quite clearly. You’d only been 8 when your idiocy scared you forever.

Just to add to the embarrassment it was even the first time you met Tim. You had just moved in with Bruce not too long before and you’d already found out about his nightly activities.

Mostly because even back then you were extremely nosy and had a knack for figuring things out. Plus you stalked him, that helped.

You’d watched him disappear behind the grandfather clock one night and decided to follow him. You sat on the stairs down to the cave until he’d left in the BatMobile.

“Whoah!” You said joyously at the large cave that for some reason looked like a play place to you.

You ran around giggling until you found an area set up specifically for all of Batman’s gadgets. Your eyes zoned in on one in particular that looked like a toy gun. You’d had one before and remembered how fun it was to play cops and robbers.

So, of course, you wanted it.

Only problem was it was against the wall and you were incredibly small for your age so the large table holding other gadgets was in your way.

You huffed then looked around for something to stand on. You saw two spare tires and quickly moved towards them to grab them. However they were too heavy so you had to find something else.

You glanced around and finally you saw a slidey chair in front of a big computer. You giggled then ran and grabbed it. You punched it to the table and climbed onto it carefully.

Finally you’d gained access to your new treasure as you pulled it off the wall. You jumped down off the chair then started running around making “pew, pew.” Noises with your mouth.

Getting bored of that after a bit you started to look at the gun and smiled widely when you remembered the trigger. You looked around for something to be the bad guy in your game.

You suddenly saw a giant dinasour and wondered how you hadn’t seen it before.

Oh well it was the bad guy now.

You aimed your new gun at it and then...you fired.

The gun shot out a string something you definitely didn’t expect. You jumped causing the string to shoot higher it then wrapped around a metal beam holding the ceiling. You groaned then began piling on it but it wasn’t comeing back.

Then you did the dumbest thing you’d ever thought of. You jumped up grabbing hold of the rope pulling your feet off the ground applying all your weight to the rope.

Then suddenly it began to pull you up. At first it was slow then it slung you up making you scream as it moved so fast. I’m a split second you were against the bean dangling from the rope.

You looked down at the suddenly very far away floor then up at the, what looked like, very small fragile rope. Even if now you know it’s actually a very strong material at the time it looked very unreliable.

You looked back down at the floor and tears began streaming down your face. Then you screamed Bloody Murder. It echoed around the cave amplifying the fear in your voice.

You did that for a while when suddenly you heard the clank of the grandfather clock opening. In ran a bewildered Alfred. “Miss Y/N!” Close behind him ran in a boy about your age.

“Whoah how’d you do that, stupid.”

His words only managed to make you cry harder. He rolled his eyes then walked away leaving a frantic Alfred running under you. Then you fell, the rope began to descend dropping you very quickly from the ceiling.

Luckily the frantic Alfred managed to catch you. From that night on you were terrified of not only heights but grappling hooks as well. You’d also began to make fun of Tim quite a lot just as he had if you that night.

However that’s a story for another time.

“Hey!” You blinked and shook our head to see a very angry/worried Dick.

“Are you done spaceing off? It’s time to get to work.” You nodded and he sighed then walked behind you placeing the gun in your hand.

“Aim it at the top of that community building.” I did then you shot it and it hooked successfully the first time.

Of course.

He then walked back around you a proud smile on his face. “Good job now all ou have to pull the rope and it’ll lift you up. As you know already I’m sure.” You glared at his teasing then took a huge breath and pulled.

It launched you up as it had the last time. Only as it almost was completely back in the gun you swung yourself up onto the building and pulled the gun with you.

You executed it perfectly and you were so happy. You looked down and your happy expression dropped from your face....it was so far away.

You tried to calm down, tried to focus on something, anything else. It didn’t work though and you felt your chest constricting and you fall down. You pull yourself into a fetal position trying to focus but you weren’t able to at all.

Unknown to you Dick had also grappled his way to the top beside you. Once he noticed your position he panicked and kneeled down beside you. “Y/N? Y/N!” He screamed trying to check you over. You didn’t appear hurt in anyway.

He tried to pick you up but you began to scream so he quickly let you go. He sat down on the ground beside your curled up and sobbing body. He stroked your hair and then pulled out his phone.

“Dick, what’s wrong?” Answered Tim.

“Tim it’s Y/N!”

“I’m tracking you now.” With that he hung up and Dick was left alone yet again with your broken form.

He pulled you as close as he could then put his head on yours whispering to you that Tim was on his way.

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“Y/N?” You heard.

You peeked out and saw Tim with a sympathetic smile. You leaped out of your position into his arms burying your head in his neck.

”Tim...” you whispered trying your best to hold it together.

”Shut up, stupid.” you smiled slightly at the name.

He did nothing but hold you for a while. One thing was for sure you were so happy to have someone help you. To have someone there for you.

Once you'd calmed down you lifted your head and began apologizing.

”I'm sorry for interrupting your work.” you sniffled a bit trying to wipe your tears.

Tim grabbed your hands and pulled them to his lips. ”Y/N it wasn't important, darling. Don't feel bad.” you nodded and pulled him close. He laid his head on your chest and closed his eyes.

”I love you.” he whispered, you smiled and looked down at him ”I love you too.”

You heard a cough behind you and turned. There stood Dick a small smile on his face.

“I’m glad you feel better Y/N. Time to get back to work!”

You groaned and Tim laughed

“Save me.” You whispered to him

He laughed and put his head against yours.

“You have to do something for me first.” He whispered back you smiled then asked what and he replied.

“Admit that your just slightly stupid.” You glared at him you didn’t expect that but really you should have.

Dick bust out laughing with Tim and you stared at him as he did so. No matter what you new Tim would be there if you needed him to help wage your wars. Just as you would be there for his.

And that alone made you feel damn good.

[queenoftiddies]

BRUCE STFU DONT YOU FORKING DARE

DONT YOU DARE BRUCE SHUSH