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Has anybody noticed how much stuff about the remastered version has been posted… guys we are boycotting…
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RIGHT IM LIKE 😐
A LOT OF YALL DONT STAND ON NOTHING IMMA HOLD MY PEACE THO
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you can't tell me tiktok has the best algorithm ever made when tiktok seems to think i am just so interested in harry styles and the fucking marauders like what about me makes it look like i enjoy those things
#because i really don't#tiktok is hell on earth#STOP SHWOING ME HARRY STYLES TIKOTKS I DON'T GIVE A SHIT OMG
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trying to get a job in the media industry is so fucking insufferable and the market is full of companies who want a fucking tiktok account for marketing. your AGRICULTURAL SUPPLY COMPANY does not need a fucking TIKTOK account, john. i’m not making tiktoks for boomers !!!! i want a real job !!!!!! god !!!!
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how i feel when i tell someone i have never watched a Mr Beast video
#the mrbeastification of youtube is disgusting pervasive and essentially propaganda of the capitalistic status quo#mr beast#youtube#algorithms#and other hellworlds of smokes and mirrors#hell on earth#buddha#oh and btw this is also how i feel when i tell someone i don’t have tiktok
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i like tumblr because it's mostly adults and long time users on here, every other social media site i go to i run a much higher risk of having to read a 13 year old's very condescending thinkpiece on fandom shipping wars or problematic media or something crazy
#which isn't to say tumblr doesn't have its fair share of random fandom drama#but at least the ratio of normal people to online lunatics and straight up children is different#ironic since we wrote the scripture in the first place#twitter is hell on earth and i can't even comprehend what tiktok is doing
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I’ve heard like a hundred different ways newly bisexual women try to say lesbians are like heterosexual men and each time it’s made no sense at all
#People see what they want to see I guess#Must resist the urge to watch tiktok videos on my for you page that i know will be discourse and everyone in the comments is saying so true#queen to absolute nonsense#‘Lesbian women are misogynists for realizing women aren’t automatically better dating partners than men’#We’re literally in hell 😭#I’m a misogynist for viewing women as human beings and not cottagecore hehe holding hands angels#Ok#That is the same as saying women are responsible for how their dating partners treat them? Literally what on earth
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#he’s right and I’m glad he said it#like I’m not actively wishing for anyone to die#but like#there are people on this earth who just need to gone and catch that escalator to the sub basement hell already#🤷🏾♀️#i’m high have a tiktok😘
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tiktok is such a wonderful place (just watched a livestream of sheep giving birth)
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also i'm learning jap (because i'm lame and basic) and it's so much easier to type than korean i'm so jealous
#chatterye#kanji aside of course#but rye shouldn't you like try to become fluent in korean first#if i haven't for the past 20 years it's out of my hands now#it's never happening#also speaking of i saw a tiktok of this white girl who moved to korea knowing 0 korean#lived there for FOUR fucking years got MARRIED?? and knows#0 korean still like ?????????????????????? her excuse was that she didn't have the time to learn#but like ......... girl....... you literally....... live in............. KOREA??????#just say you didn't make an effort and you don't care#she literally got her korean license WHICH IS HARD#before learning any korean ........#be so fr rn#anyways the korean keyboard is hell on earth and idk why they did it like this#but it causes me grief (i can successfully get the right character 65% of the time)#also her ignorance in the comments was so .#it was a crazy thing to see
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"Hamas propaganda"?
No babes, one only needs to look in tiktok, twitter, or hell even Telegraph to see what IDF soilders and Isreali people are freely posting on there that will make people really hate Israel.
#They're the ones who making themselves look bad#idf soliders filming themselves rumming through Gaza women's underwear drawers#stealing money from a family's safe#taking their jewelry#furniture#hell#there's one who took unopened makeup to give to his girlfriend#and that's not even the tip of the iceberg#then theres the civilains#tiktok after tiktok after tiktok#mocking the water crisis in Gaza#the famine crisis#like its the most funniest thing in the world#and then theres the purposeful blocking of aid by the Israelis civlians#yeah I'm sorry no one on this earth needs to do any propaganda here#to convince anyone who rotten isreali society is
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I’ve already seen three edits on tiktok of Nintendo 64 meme shit with Earth and Moon—- holy fuck people are fast.
edit: now six
#solarballs#solarballs earth#this is painful#solarball#hahaha tiktok#you make me cry#and solarball fandom is just in misery#I already know that it’s gonna get worse before it gets better#FUCKIN HELL#EARTH STOP UGHHH
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head in hands. looking for a job blows
#adventures#i just saw an application for a -tiktok and reels content creator- this is hell on earth
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So um... As this art suddenly blew up this much, that it even got in TIKTOK, so I'm very surprised haha (though the art got edited and cropped a bit)
Also people apparently getting horny for this guy??? Which is very surprising and even a bit funny for me to see :D
It's just my first time see this at all, but it's funny for me
Also people apparently compare him to Dottore, who looks completely different and from different game??
It's just a bit funny and surprising for me to see this at all, it's my first time getting this to my art at all
• | The Corrupt King | •
It was a sketch of King from concept arts of Sky
#my thoughts#sky#skyblr#sky cotl#that sky#that sky game#sky children of the light#sky king#sky cotl fanart#sky星を紡ぐ子どもたち#king#resh#sky resh#prince alef#alef#prince#sky prince#sky alef#it's just funny for me to see this but also very surprising as well#also how the hell it did blow up at all????#tiktok#why on earth it's in tiktok??
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how can some people be so heartless lol
#rant cw#death tw#dl#some ppl on twt/tt saying my state deserves what's happening rn bc SOME people from here are the scum of the earth#and have said rlly racist stuff about ppl from other states#girlie i can guarantee you most of the people who say that kinda shit are not being affected as much as the rest of us rn#bc most of them are RICH and either live in safer areas or have the money to evacuate to a much better place#you're gonna watch a video of a dude that was rescuing children and he was crying while talking about how one of the kids he rescued#asked him to pick up a doll she saw floating on the water and when he looked at it he realized it was actually the body a dead baby#and you're gonna be like yeah. that BABY deserved to drown bc some rich entitled right-winged piece of shit was racist on the internet??#i know a lot of people from here are horrible and trust me we're the ones who hate them the most#but to get to the point where people are having to post PROOF that most of us are not right-winged racists that flirt with nazism#just to convince people to have some damn empathy.......#literally 90% of my town is underwater. there are some areas where you couldn't even see the roofs of the houses anymore#i most likely lost everything i owned except for the things i could pack up and bring with me#and there are people who are in much worse situations than me bc at least i have where to stay#some people don't even have that bc their families were also affected#i've been crying literally every night bc of everything that's been going on despite knowing how privileged i am just for being safe rn#last night i spent a whole hour just crying bc i'm pretty sure our dogs died#and then i open twitter/tiktok and see some asshole going ''yeah. they deserve it''??? fuck you i hope you go to hell
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Mainstream mind-numbing social media actually makes me want to stub my toe into a wall. Several times over.
#social media clense#TikTok can go to hell if it isn’t there already#who on earth thought this would be a good idea#I feel physically I’ll#YouTube I forever hate you for getting reels#Snapchat what you even doing bro
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── only if you say yes. ( psh ) 🪽
๑ When trying out a dumb trend online with your best friend turns into something neither of you were very much experienced in at all..
pair: best friend!sunghoon ㅊ f!reader | warnings: smut, pwp, fluff, lots and lots of kissinggg, you’re both virgins lol, kinda subby!hoon, dry humping, hoon cries a little bit, surprise ending ?? | words: 2.1k
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“uhh.. y’sure best friends are allowed to be doing this ?” sunghoon murmurs against the heat of your skin as you got dangerously closer. you boldly straddled his lap, telling him that you want to plant kisses all over his face with a fresh coat of pink gloss adorning your lips.
the idea randomly sprung into your head as you were watching some tiktok video about ‘covering my boyfriend’s face with lipstick kiss marks to see his reaction’ but… you didn’t have a boyfriend. you never really liked any of the gross, annoying boys at your school nor had a crush on anyone before. well, besides for one boy— the only boy you ever really cared about was sunghoon, who’s been your best friend since childhood and shared almost everything with.
the two of you were just casually sitting on your bed like usual, both your parents were gone as they had some important business meeting to attend to, leaving you both bored out of your minds with absolutely nothing better to do. you’ve always thought about kissing your best friend and how he’d react if you did it, would he be surprised ? upset ? angry ? turned on ? who the hell knows, but one thing you knew for certain was that you wanted to share your first kiss with him and only him.
“i don’t see why not, i mean.. unless you don’t want me to ?” your round eyes sparkle up at sunghoon as you ask him for permission.
the boy was far too flustered to speak, blushing softly as he gets shy and looks away, his eyes scanning the perimeters of your room. he looks at the soft pastel pink walls, your shelf full of books, random stationary, and the stuffed plushies that you’ve collected over the years. sunghoon knows practically everything about you, he knows that you’ve always liked cute things and how you’re so obsessed with all things pink and dress on the hyperfeminine side. he loves how innocent you are and how you still believe in the tooth fairy or the fact you have to sleep with a star projecting nightlight because you’re too afraid of the dark. he quite literally thought you were the most adorable, precious little thing to have ever graced this earth.
“uh, of course i want to..” “just wanted to make sure is all.” he replies awkwardly, the more cool and collected response in his head didn’t go quite as planned…
with that, your pink tinted glossy lips scattered kisses onto his rosy cheeks. the feeling of your breasts brushing up against sunghoon’s chest making him whimper, the only thing covering your nipples being the thin camisole you wore. your lips start to mark him on every spot of his face, kissing his little moles one by one. you especially loved the mole near the bridge of his nose and the one under his eye, everything just screamed perfection about him from head to toe.
you start to giggle as you find it funny that your lip marks are printed all over your best friend’s face. the way your warmth from your body heat combined with your cinnamon scented perfume only becomes stronger whenever your lips are near his face, it makes his mind all frizzy. he couldn’t think straight, he couldn’t even believe this was happening. he truly thought he was dreaming; but it was too lifelike to feel like a dream.
“you look s’cute !” you smothered a dozen more kisses along his jaw through your words.
you smiled like a giddy teenager as you pull away from sunghoon’s face, bringing your hand mirror to his face so he can see all the kiss marks you drowned him in. for some reason it felt natural to him, he was happy to have your marks on his face; he’d walk around in public with your kiss marks on his face and wouldn’t have a care in the world of what others would say/think. there’s no one else he’d rather be doing this right now with than you.
“what’s on your mind hoonie ?” you ask all innocently, wondering why he’s been so quiet this whole time.
sunghoon doesn’t say much of anything in return, instead he grabs your face and crashes his lips against yours. you didn’t know the first thing about kissing, neither did he to be honest, but he’s watched enough romance movies and k-dramas to get the gist. your eyes widen at the fact that your own best friend you’ve known since birth has his lips on yours right now. they felt soft, so plush, and molded so perfectly with yours. you never wanted this to end, you simply could kiss his pretty lips all damn day. you were caught off guard when he abruptly pulls away, he opens his eyes and sees how in shock you are. he panics at the idea of you getting mad at him but he doesn’t say a word. he’s not exactly sure what to say..
“o-oh sorry.. i just really wanted to know what it’d feel like to have your lips on mine. you’re making me.. feel all these strange things inside..” god, he feels like such an idiot. he feels as though he’s blew any chance of redemption but is quickly surprised when you pull the collar of his t-shirt to reel him back in for another passionate kiss. he doesn’t even hesitate to melt into you, you were like a drug to him, more addictive than any substance could ever be.
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it wasn’t long until you found yourself back on sunghoon’s lap, making out with him for what seems like hours. you didn’t know what the hell you were doing but you were doing what your natural instincts were telling you and so was he. you felt an odd sensation throughout your body, something you’ve never felt before.
all you knew was that you needed some more friction, so you rocked your hips against sunghoon’s clothed erect, feeling him grow under your thin little shorts. it felt so weird but so good at the same time, the way he ruts his hips to be in sync with your movement, how it makes your whole body tingle, your pussy was throbbing, aching for more. both you and sunghoon made the most needy, whimpering sounds against each other’s lips.
“can we do it more ? can.. can you rub yourself on me again ?. it feels so so good y/n, i can’t take it ! i need it.. need to feel you on me please please please,” sunghoon’s whines were making your heart flutter. he was just so cute ;( he may be a couple years older, taller, and a lot stronger than you, yet he was always so soft and gentle towards you.
“mm.. of course hoonie, just be good for me m’kay?” you wanted him to be a good boy for you, you wanted him to let you take care of him.
he obediently nods at your words before you quickly get off of his lap and signal him to lay down flat on your bed. you shove the millions of sanrio plushies out of the way and make sure sunghoon’s head is comfortably laying on your fluffy body pillow, it was a must to have sunghoon feeling well at all times. it definitely wasn’t in the ‘women are made to take care of men!’ bullshit kind of way but in the way that even though he’s older, taller, and stronger than you he’s still your baby. he’d do anything for you, as you would do the same for him, so that’s why he obeys so easily, he knows you’ll take good care of him.
“you look so beautiful” sunghoon whispers as you begin to slowly take your clothing off, you were left in just your white camisole and your floral panties with a cute pink bow on the front.
“lemme take your shirt off hoonie,” he nods so you take off the oversized black t-shirt, leaving him in just his sweatpants.
you could tell sunghoon wasn’t wearing any underwear especially because you can see the outline of his bulge so well, so one tug of his sweatpants and his cock will be exposed. you eye his beautiful body, how toned and muscular he was… not to mention how defined his abs looked, you’ve seen them before many times, but not like this. your manicured fingers drag across his abs, he attempts to hide his face by turning to the side but you softly grab him, cupping his chin so he could face you once again.
“don’t— i wanna look at you hoon, and you want me to do that thing again, right?” you ask him sweetly as you tilt your head, not wanting to make him feel uncomfortable.
“please. i don’ wanna sound rude but stop talking and do it again… i like feeling you so close to me.” a pout forms on his lips, so desperate and horny for you that he was sure he’d nut the second you grind on him again.
it wasn’t long when you crawl on sunghoon’s laying figure. you’re now on top of him, your core pressed against his bulge that was harder than before. you feel your lower area grow excessively wet, it was clenching around nothing. you look down at sunghoon, his eyes giving you the most pleading, innocent look. you smile at him before you start to move against him, the whines slip out of his lips so easily. you see the way he closes his eyes, the way his lips part open as he lets out soft moans for your ears to drown in.
his hands fly to your hips and slightly grips them, something tells you he wants you to move faster. you plant your hands on his chest and move your clothed pussy against his hard faster, your teeth sunk into your bottom lip as you moan at the way your clit was being stimulated by the friction. it wasn’t long until you and sunghoon both felt this strange feeling bubbling inside your stomachs, it was like a fire in your lower abdomen.. a good fire.
“hoon.. w-what is going on.. i feel weird— oh my god!” you screech as you felt yourself release warm liquid out of your pussy.
sunghoon saw the way you were slightly shaking on him, how your face twitched, how beautiful you looked when you reached your climax. soon sunghoon felt himself cream in his pants, his eyes teary from the pleasure. he sniffles as you wipe the wetness from his face.. he’s so cute. at first he thought he pissed himself until he realized it was the same liquid that comes out when he thinks about you at night. what did they call it.. cum ?? he searched it up before but he really didn’t understand it much, maybe he’ll ask you to look it up with him tomorrow.
“we should.. do that again more often..” sunghoon says to you, your body collapsed besides his, hugging him from his side. he hugs you back, he feels so close to you.. like you two are one.
your lips found their way back onto his again, subconsciously rubbing up against him again. sunghoon couldn’t help but smile to himself at how much you wanted to feel him, although he was a bit worn out he wouldn’t be opposed to going another round with you on top of him again.
you and sunghoon were enjoying each other’s company, living in the moment as you embraced one another. what you hadn’t come to realize though, were the 4 adults that happened to be both of your parents standing utterly still in shock at the door.. completely dumbfounded.
“sunghoon ? y/n ?? what are you two doing ?!” your eyes widen along with sunghoon’s as you both heard the sudden loudness of your mother’s voice.
“my baby isn’t a baby anymore, oh my gosh !” sunghoon’s mother squeals, she knew that he’s had a crush on you but he never told you. this little kiss you two shared has now basically confirmed that you were also just as much as in love with him as he was with you.
you look at your doorway and see your father, no emotion on his face whatsoever.. he doesn’t seem angry or sad he just seems… unamused ? your mother had her hand over her mouth, sunghoon’s father trying not to burst out laughing and sunghoon’s mom was over the moon that her son is finally experiencing adulthood with a girl.
you’d expect scolding from both of your parents but really they knew this was bound to happen between you two one day, they were childhood best friends themselves, hell, they all used to be friends and now they’re married with children.
guess it was safe to say, you’d be able to give sunghoon kisses all over his face without having to hide it from anyone !
admittedly this isn’t my best work buttt i rlly thought the storyline was cute so i hope some of you enjoyed it nonetheless >-< ♡︎ ♡︎ also here’s a qt little visual of what y/n was doing to hoonie pie in the beginning ehehe <3
#enhypen smut#sunghoon smut#enhypen x reader#enhypen scenarios#enhypen imagines#sunghoon x reader#enhypen drabbles#sunghoon hard thoughts#enha smut
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