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[fienyx]

I AM SO NORMAL ABOUT OFMD S2.

[quinby-bee-690]

can you explain the showbiz AU?

OK OK OK SOOOOOO UHHHH

AU where it's still the same except for agents of S.U.I.T. except in book 2 it's a casino instead of a paradise thingy and Quinby is a greedy boss boy with Z and spooky(my ocs)work for him bc they're broke...

IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN IT-

[edai-crplpnk]

Me, a gay man writing stories for gay men on a website where there is incredibly few gay men : why aren't ppl reading my stories

[wild-at-mind]

I think every early transition trans person who is into the same gender has to listen to a cis gay person of that gender explain how they are not attracted to you appropos of nothing! As a counterpoint to the gross idea that trans people are always going around trying to make cis gay people date them, my rebuttal is how much of this comes from annoyed trans people saying hey can you ease up on the monologues about how you don't find us attractive or want to date us please.

[wormtomothpipeline]

My babies

[daculadaculadacula]

damn we really got shafted by funnay long ass fight scenes and dead dad cop b (c?) plot............... i havent looked at the producers and what theyre all about etc but seeing the queer angles get shafted (like its all at once not heavy-handed enough but the next step would have been on-screen making out sloppy style like. tenderness? or something) due to whatever the fuck else that all was...... man

i appreciate that this is a new and fun interpretation and i do love receiving little lgbtq+ pellets but idk. some ingredients in this soup arent doin it for me

[moonshynecybin]

would you mind sharing your marc marquez likes you power ranking?

im still working it out in my minddddd… so. with the caveat that i am just saying words recreationally:

alex

HUGE gap

aleix has known him FOREVER. theyre complex but im throwin him here bc there arent many men on the grid marc would let ass-lift him to the moon

im gonna say. fabio. traded helmets. always friendly. also fabio LOVES HIM and marc will usually match someone's energy…. have they hung out much this year? no. but we always have TOMORROW

enea… maybe… he’s ALSO known him about ten years by now and enea is like. the contrarian of the italians. friendly little guys having gay brunch together as ive discussed… again marc WILL meet your energy and i think enea is just kind of a dreamy lil sweetie sometimes and he can leave stuff on track pretty well. marc appreciates that i would wager…

about on par with enea if MAYBE slightly under him depending on who we’re talking about are the rest of the spanish/catalan riders... he helmet traded with jorge martin last year, he was teammates with joan... i think mileage varies depending on how long hes known em but we can go ahead and group them under distantly friendly but bonded by place of origin. pedro not really a marc fan but also a child so he maybe drops a few places but not too far.

luca. true neutral. would be friendlier but the vale of it all prevents them from wearing joint turtlenecks to some event in like. cunty solidarity

diggia? needs further investigation

pecco. do i think hes UNfriendly no. do i think they could easily GET unfriendly absolutely. they dont super jive to each other's jokes, pecco was mean to alex like three weeks ago, they genuinely would rather crash than let the other pass, and there's the specter of vale's little legacy coloring every interaction. that being said i think they are both VERY invested in not having the media recognize it as an actual personal rivalry and could play a game of cards in an airport waiting lounge if pressed. pecco i think in particular has this gentlemen's duel perspective, but marc simply doesnt want to get asked about it every weekend until he dies... pecco ALSO likes to get a lil bitchy in presscons and i think marc doesnt like that lol. have some couth. anybody remember BYE BYE HONDA ? not endearing

franky. marc and alex have had an INSANE relationship this year with franky including like. rushing to his aid in a medical emergency and numerous racing incidents where franky was low key being a maniac with BOTH of them. lots of that. franky had been around the longest of the academy kids so he has enough context to keep his cards relatively close to his chest but i get the sense hes a little WISER than some of these other punks so hes kind of an x-factor. ranking him below pecco purely bc i dont think marc in particular takes kindly to alex slander lol sorry 2 my frankyalex queens you are correct but MARC. is stupid thx

jack miller. called marc a whiny princess or something about his arm surgery that marc ranks among the most traumatic events of his life. im guessing marc did not enjoy that.

bez. no quarter for this clown.

[yyunko]

Gay old men

(also I just noticed I've reached 600+ here on Tumblr! Thx my dudes <333)

[loutnoot]

Forbidden Lovers

✦ Paring: Donald Trump x Elon Musk

✦ Word Count: ~900 words

✦ Summary: After being inaugurated as the 47th POTUS, Donald Trump finds himself alone in the Oval Office with his forbidden lover, Elon Musk.

✦ Wanings: 18+ satire, implied sex, misogynistic topics, getting off on the idea of persecuting women, false encounters, not proofread/edited (I had a vision)

✦THIS IS A JOKE!!! All actions and encounters in this post are FICTIONAL!! Although Donald Trump and Elon Musk are REAL PEOPLE, I AM NOT AT ALL associated with EITHER OF THEM!!! I would also like to note that this is NOT A FANFICTION!! It is fiction, but I am not a little fanboy over Elon Musk and/or Donald Trump and their weird ass gay-coded relationship!! Thx <3

Trump's POV:

As I walked through the White House, a feeling of nostalgia struck me. I found myself in the same place I was just four years ago, today. Back then, I was full of so much hope. . .so much certainty. . .and now here I was, more scared and uncertain than I have ever been.

I held my wife's hand just moments ago, but my nerves were still ablaze. Melania has been very bitter towards me. Her period has lasted six years three months and ten days now since she refuses to have sex with me.

"Hey, Donald." My thoughts were interrupted by Elon as he spotted me down the hallway.

"Elon. . .please, join me." I welcomed him into the Oval Office, locking the door behind us.

There was a moment of silence as we looked into each other's eyes. The tension in the air grew thick and I feared Elon could hear my thoughts. With the way he stared at me; it almost seemed he could.

"Are you doing okay, Donnie?"

My heart fluttered. Every time he used that nickname, I'd fold. The first time he used it was when he was begging me to allow him to lead my new Department of Government Efficiency. I just can't say no to that face.

"I'm scared, Elon. It was a miracle that I got the majority electoral votes. I just don't understand why. . .I don't deserve this." I sighed, my hands in my pockets and my head down.

"Donald, remember that only 150 out of the 538 electoral votes are that of women." Elon stated. It made total sense. "Those women who voted for Harris only had a small dent in the men who voted for me." I stated. . .but paused. "What about the citizens? Women outnumber men by 2.5 million."

Elon laughed, walking closer to me. "Don't you know? Electoral votes are all that matter, which is why you and I put more men as representatives than women. So that men always win."

Of course. "Oh, Elon. You're always able to calm my suspicions on voter fraud. I just wish that. . ." He was now inches away from me. I could hear his breath and see the wrinkles on his face. My eyes flickered down to his lips. I could feel my palms grow sweaty.

"What are we going to do? I have concepts of a plan." I whispered. There was no need to be any louder with how close he was to me.

Elon brought his right hand to my left cheek. My breath hitched at the contact. I could feel my cheeks flush. "We'll figure it out. Or we can hire someone else to figure it out and then blame them when things go wrong."

I smiled, leaning into his touch. "You always know what to say." I confessed.

"That's why we are best friends. So much money we hold, that only we can understand each other." Elon whispered, batting his eyelashes at me.

For a few seconds, we stared at each other. An urge grew within me, I only wished that he felt the same. Realization came upon me, and I pushed myself away.

"Oh, this is wrong! I already declared that a relationship was between a man and a woman! Any other same sex encounters are immoral. . .ungodly." I sighed in disappointment.

"Donnie. . ." Elon came up behind me and placed a hand on my shoulder. "Remember New Year's Eve?" I could feel my face grow hot.

"How could I forget?" I muttered. "That was the best experience I have ever had."

"When we kissed, Donnie. . .it meant something to me. How many times do I have to remind you of our hypocrisy and the fact that we can get away with anything because we're white married man? There's nothing wrong with watching another man masturbate." His words made me smile in realization. The memories of that night flooded my mind, causing me to let out a breathy laugh.

"Donald. . .please. Know that everything will be okay. We can do this. . . together." Elon grabbed my hands and turned me to face him, bringing a hand to his lips and placing a kiss upon my knuckles.

I felt my heart skip a beat as I paused to take in his words. "You're right. So many accusations on my head and yet. . .I get away with it, because I'm rich, white, and married. I wish I could be with you forever." I confessed.

"Don't be gay, Donald." Elon said.

"Don't worry. . ." I paused, leaning closer to him. "I have socks on." I said before placing my lips to his in a totally straight and passionate kiss. One that could only be shared between too unhappily married men.

As we pulled apart, there was a loud knock on the door.

"President Trump! We must begin signing these executive orders." I heard my Vice President, Vance, call from behind the doors. Vance's voice broke me out of my fantasy and forced Elon and I to break apart.

"Of course, Vice President Vance. I will be right out."

Elon and I shared a final look before I unlocked the door and motioned him out. We shared a longing look as he left the Oval Office.

"I'll see you tomorrow, Donnie." Elon said, smiling and waving goodbye.

"Goodbye."

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AGAIN!!!! THIS IS A JOKE!!! All actions and encounters in this post are FICTIONAL!! Although Donald Trump and Elon Musk are REAL PEOPLE, I AM NOT AT ALL associated with EITHER OF THEM!!! I would also like to note that this is NOT A FANFICTION!! It is fiction, but I am not a little fanboy over Elon Musk and/or Donald Trump and their weird ass gay-coded relationship!! Thx <3

[3thirtyonethirtyone1]

Stereotypes- SMAU

Jonathan Bailey x male!reader

SUMMARY: Idk what to write (sorry)

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‼️All the pics are not mine ( thank God for Pinterest)

❗ English is NOT my first language so be kind.

❗Every interaction is (sadly) purely fictional.

A/N: I know Jonathan doesn't fit a "gay stereotype" (if there's one). It's just for this work of FICTION. FAN FICTION

A/N: V= Vogue

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arianagrande ✓ posted a story

REPLIES:

y/n✓: girl the song's not even out. be so fr

arianagrande✓: it doesn't matter. I can feel it

y/n✓: whatever

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kendricklamar✓: maybe you can convince him to create more than features. I've been trying for 5 years

arianagrande✓: "I don't want to leave you all employed"- y/n

kendricklamar✓: is he lying though?

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jbayleaf✓: why his back looks so attractive?

arianagrande✓: wait until you see the front

jbayleaf✓: maybe you can help with that ;)

arianagrande✓: yeah, not happening

jbayleaf✓: why not? isn't he gay?

arianagrande✓: yeah, among being your no. 1 hater

jbayleaf✓: why would he hate me?

arianagrande✓: I don't know. he just does.

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y/n✓

♥by arianagrande, beyoncé and 1.204.876 others

caption: 1. me when I found out @arianagrande wanted to jam; 2. me and ari in the "the boy is mine" M/V

comments:

sza✓: since when do you write about a man you like?

→y/n✓: since I can't actually be with him

→sza✓: he straight boo?

→y/n✓: worse

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dojacat✓: men ain't shit anyway, let's party

→y/n✓: that's the spirit

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jbayleaf✓: such a great song!!

→y/n✓: thx

→user1: not y/n drytexting THE Jonathan Bailey

→user2: no fr. I'd make anything for him to acknowledge me

→y/n✓: he's just not my type

→arianagrande✓: but you're sure his

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vogue✓

♥ by kehlani, sza, jbayleaf and 10.097.543 others

caption: Famous songwriter and occasional rapper Y/N spoke on this number of Vogue about his life, upcoming projects and how it is to be in a industry in which men of his sexuality are looked down upon.

REPLIES:

user3: well hello there

user4: hi (louder than anyone)

user5: heyy(louder than everyone)

user6: heyyy(loudest)

user7: guys who's y/n

→user8: in case you didn't know, Y/N is a songwriter (mostly rap). He collaborated with Kendrick Lamar, SZA, Doja Cat, Megan Thee Stallion and more. He doesn't exactly write songs for them, but if you want to make a concept album, he's the guy you need to call.

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*Snippets from Y/N's Vogue interview*

V: What do you do in your free time?

Y/N: I like to read, shocking I know. I also started to watch true crime documentaries. They make me feel alive, I don't know why.

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V: If you could collaborate with any singer, dead or alive, who would it be and why?

Y/N: Brigitte Bardot, because she had her charm who...I don't know...made you know she was there even if she'd wear a paper bag on her head.

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V: What opinion do you have on Jonathan Bailey?

Y/N: On who?

V: Jonathan Bailey, the actor. He's been cast in Bridgerton, Fellow Travellers and recently in Wicked.

Y/N: Oh, that guy...Well, I feel like I must have a good opinion because we're both openly gay men in the entertainment industry, but I personally cannot relate to a man who says being gay put his career in danger when he got more exposure because of it. You cannot say you're being ostracized when every time you pop out on a screen, everyone wants you carnally. He's just like every stereotypical gay man in a Hallmark movie. Nobody's against him and lives at peace with everyone.

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y/n✓ posted a private story

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jbayleaf✓ posted a private story

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The End

[babyeater29]

Why I don't really like Hazbin Hotel.

Way too much red. With Helluva, there were lots of different colours with the other circles of hell and places on earth. But in Hazbin, it's just wayyy to much red.

Sex jokes and swears every 5 seconds. It gets pretty annoying after awhile.

Angel is literally just a stereotype. Plus he sexually harasses husk and just gets away with it.

Viv sucks ass. If I explained why, it would take up way too much space in this. Search it up on youtube or something.

Valentino.

Alastor is aroace. Yet Viv says that people can ship other characters with him. Do you think I would want my aroace characters to be shipped with my other characters? No!! (And yes, I know that aroace people can still experience romantic/sexual attraction.) She could've just made Alastor ace so that if would be ok to ship him with other characters.

No trans/non binary rep. We see a bunch of gay men, a few lesbian women, but no non-cis rep. (Yet. There may be trans/enby characters in the future but I doubt it.)

If I said something about the show/characters that is incorrect, please tell me :) Thx for reading!

Edit: Viv stated that Alastor was just ace so my bad for that :)

[kwaziicatsposts]

It's pride month. Have some stuff you gay lil scrunklies:

Barnacles: unsure of his gender but is staying his male for now, needs to do more reaserch. Currently prefers to be panromantic and asexual due to not understanding why people even have sex in the first place

Kwazii: trans male mofo, his lil pirate crew (technically his grandads) didn't really care and accepted the lil orange floof always. Demi-sexual and homoromatic cuz he doesn't wanna sex but might with someone he trusts and guys are pretty

Peso: gender confuses him so he just went non and all at the same time, but if using labels he'll just say he's non binary. Ace aro, doesn't get it and would rather have family over lovers

Tweak: trans female and wants some boobs badly, she find them fun. Lesbian to the core because women pretty and tall strong women/lil cute photographer women ate her type *wink wink*

Dashi: cis female as far as she knows for now. Bisexual because both men and women are pretty af, no one can tell her otherwise

Shellington: gender fluid and concerningly liquid, mostly because he's intersex and yeah she don't know nor care anymore lol. Pansexual, loves all no matter what and always shall

Prof. Inking: cis male uwu. Also homoromantic ace, mostly because if an octopus has sex it will die horribly one way or another so yeah he is sex repulsed thx to that being the way some octo friends and siblings of his died.

Hope you like this lil sh-t post, included inkling just for the disturbing fact ngl. Also ask me random stuff!! I'm starting an ask blog!!!

[uhohfakeboy]

hi! my name is Frank and I'm 21, welcome to my kink tumblr. any pronouns are welcome, especially in kink :)

DNI MINORS DNI

kinks!

- cnc/dubcon

- forced detrans/misgendering/feminisation

- humiliation + blackmail

- rope/suspension/immobility

- age gaps + size differences

- daddies

- breeding

hard limits

- scat

- age play that's under 18

if you wanna see if I'm into a kink that I haven't listed feel free to ask :3 I'm always happy to explore new things as well

a bit about me :3

- 21yo trans man

- 5'6, white, 55-60kgs, from NZ 🇳🇿🇳🇿

- have been on T since 18

- post top surgery, no plans for bottom

- passes irl, very obviously gay though so I'm known as the local twink, no one knows I'm trans except for family

- half virgin

- mainly into men but I think a girl cock could fix me too tbh

feel free to send me any asks, pms or anything. I haven't had a tumblr before so forgive me if I break any social rules. thx for reading :)

[lesbianadarkz]

Let me introduce myself! 🦇

hi 🦇

I'm Vik (she/they)

A Caribbean goth lesbian that writes fantasy/horror stories about gay creepy dykes. Sometimes they are heroes, villains, victims, lovers, or Gods. I write mainly fantasy with horror elements as im a fan of the occult and weird. My non-fiction work mainly focuses on being autistic and Puerto Rican. My life growing up in the most beautiful colony. 🇵🇷

♡ I also write deeply sad poetry mainly as stream of consciousness. I've been published in a couple magazines! I have a teaching degree and soon an MA degree in English.

☆I make art too, collages, drawings and clay! Especially for emotional release or as gifts.

♡ I'm autistic/adhd and chronically ill (yay)

☆ I have a bookstagram where I share LGBTQIA/BIPOC books.

♡ I love cats, sharks and witchcraft. 🗡

Men and minors dni thx

🦇🌹🗡🦇🌹🗡🦇🌹🗡🦇🌹🗡🦇🌹🗡🦇🌹🗡🦇🌹🗡

[pinene]

Idk maybe I've just interacted with true weirdos but I swear to god there's an unfortunately significant percentage of gayboys who regularly crank it to the most hairy bearded juiced up bear porn and lust after str8 men but have like "keep your 'masc' bullshit away from me thx" in their bios. I reckon that rightful criticisms/rejection of guys in the 20teens using "masc[4masc]" to mean "i am homophobic" got overcorrected into "gay men can't be genuinely masculine, it's either a costume or self-hatred"

Which is kind of a really effective way to get a str8 guy fetish if you're attracted to masculine men..? So that's unfortunate. And then subsequently it's become gauche to declare yourself as masc or butch. If you do so, these guys will absolutely look for and subsequently point out anything you do that's effeminate, which is in itself very homophobic and weird. presumably it's because they are assuming you operate on the toxic masc wavelength and so are trying to give you a taste of your own medicene, but if you aren't, they're just... being fucking rude

But then it gets very complicated by the fact that you have other gay guys saying shit like "Hey it's okay if you're just masc, you don't have to be fabulous to be gay" and that's just a crazy ass thing to say. I understand where they're coming from, but being picked on by insecure gay dudes is nowhere near being oppressed lol. There's also often the complaint about being stereotyped when you're just a "normal" dude, and I definitely resonate with it being impossible to be taken seriously when you're a gay guy-- but they make a grave error in assuming the pain comes from not fitting the stereotype. Rather, being stereotyped sucks whether you fit it or not, and honestly, probably sucks more when you DO!

It does seem like this era is ending though. I think we're all starting to finally realize that gender is silly, and fun, and sexy, not something you need to earn or be born with, and you can explore any and all axes of it as you please. I don't wear big boots cuz I think I'm better than fem queens. I wear them cuz they make me happy

[my-castles-crumbling]

Hi, im a 16 year old female. I have always known that gay people exist, but at 12 I learned about bisexuality. I have only had 1 crush in my life (Male), but I do find myself thinking that women and non-binary in general are hot, the same way I do with men. I think im bi, but also worried it's just my brain faking it for attention. Does this mean im bi? Thx and I hope ur day/night goes amazing!

Hi!

So, I'm gonna tell you what I've told other people with similar feelings in the past: If you are anonymously writing to me, a stranger, on the internet about your feelings that you have probably not shared with a lot of people? Nah, you're not faking it.

I can't say for sure if you're bi, or pan, or what have you. That's for you to decide. But the feelings you're having are real and valid, and that's okay! Take a deep breath, and remember, there are people who have felt exactly like you are now. It's going to be okay <3 <3 <3

(Also I am using a random positive affirmation generator to name the lovely anons who ask me things, so I dub thee 'talented anon' in case you ever want to return. Enjoy your free tag!)