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alright so. are you. literally ANY nicer than the version of you i think ive met before.

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Heyy .. heyy kiddo.. here you go :)

Meet your grandfather!!

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wh. no. NO. GET OUT OF HERE NO I DONT WANNA.

GELP HIS IMMEDIATE REACTION IS NUH UH

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My boyfriend has decided to start watching The Daily Show with Jon Stewart from episode one to see how it evolves. So in case you were wondering if he and I are similar-minded folk...

Last Lee Tonight (wherein Lee gets slightly personal) Season One, Episode Eight

(original air date: 6/24/2014) Major topics covered: Monarchies, Dr. Oz

Trigger warning: brief discussion of Kevin Spacey/sexual assault; medical issues

"Let's deal with the elephant in the room tonight. I'm sorry that Game of Thrones is not on anymore."

Y'all. It has happened. We have reached the first episode where the only clip of the show on the LWT YouTube is the main topic.

This marks an exciting new era of these recaps... for now. Next week the videos seem to be a bit more scattershot again. Whatever, progress towards the future is being made!

Another major milestone is hit in this episode, as it is the first time that John wears something I would categorize as daring. Let's get "Lee's outfit review and thirst corner" out of the way - pink and purple checkered shirt with dark navy (almost black) coat and matte slate gray tie. I'm giving this a 9/10 because I feel like a shiny slate gray tie would have given it that extra 'oomph', but it is still an excellent look.

We start tonight with me really noticing the Ferris wheel in the corner of the screen for the first time. It's a bold ass Ferris wheel. Was that there before??

Jesus that's a neon Ferris wheel.

This episode starts similarly to modern LWTs, except John says "Quick roundup of the week" instead of "quick recap of the week" to kick us off. I did not realize how ingrained some of his speech patterns and word choices are in my head until this specific phrasing. It's one thing to see something completely different from what you're used to, like in past episodes of the show; this is a tweak I feel like few people would notice, and yet it stuck out like a sore thumb to me.

We start in Iraq, wherein Baghdad has fallen to ISIS. John makes a joke about Kevin Spacey's sex dungeon being the former scariest place in the world that got a huge laugh - three years before Anthony Rapp came forward with his story. His behavior was such an open secret, it's so gross.

The opening segment bounces from Iraq to Thailand, where a coup just occurred and the new regime has started a "happiness campaign". This is the kind of story John loves, absolutely ridiculous on its face with a very real undercurrent of torment because of its origins.

Finally in our early stories, Antarctic tourism! That phrase makes me vaguely ill. John is on top of creating the anti-tourism trailer for them:

Interesting to look at this short bit in comparison to a much larger exploration of a similar topic years later, Mt. Everest expeditions. Obviously that was a full episode segment as compared to the 3-ish minutes Antarctic tourism gets here, but it's a good illustration of just how much more in-depth John is allowed to go on these kinds of niche topics as the years wear on.

John then speaks about the King of Spain abdicating the throne. ("Who needs decapitations or poisonings when you have a 76-year-old man peacefully resigning?") This gives John the opportunity to mock monarchy, his favorite sport, and to mention the LA Kings, something I did not expect. This transitions into speaking about the general idea of monarchy, how just about every European royal is related to the English crown, and Middle Eastern royalty. He ties it back to the Thailand section as well, to discuss the Crown Prince of Thailand, who is, according to the news, "a buffoon".

Next is "And Now This", which discusses "Political Figures Telling You What They Are Not". Fucking Michele Bachmann shows up again, as does professional dingo Tom Wheeler. Christ I hate Michele Bachmann.

With that, about halfway into the episode (13 minutes), we now get to our main story. Truly, this is the basic structure of a modern LWT!

The main story is about Dr. Oz, someone who time has made much, MUCH more odious. It's not like Dr. Oz wasn't a complete shithead at the time of this episode - his pitching for huckster diet solutions and miracle pills towards vulnerable people is disgusting. I have so much loathing for people who do this. A huge part of why my health problems are so bad is because, around the time this episode aired, I, and people around me I trusted, were influenced by guys like him, guys selling folksy cure-alls or "conventional wisdom". In my case, this influence caused me to not seek medical treatment for obvious, glaring, red-flag stomach issues for nearly two years, at which point I was actively dying. (I wish that the key for me to go see a doctor had been this episode, but it was not.)

But Dr. Oz got so much worse as time went on. I'm glad that, aside from one joke early on about Dr. Oz's (relative) attractiveness, John puts Dr. Oz's feet to the fire the entire segment. And not just him!

I remember learning about how the FDA is not allowed to regulate vitamins and supplements and being absolutely flabbergasted. Everyone knows that there's hundreds of deaths connected to tainted or irresponsible dietary supplements, and John firmly roasts senators Orrin Hatch and Tom Harkin for taking huge amounts of campaign contributions from the supplement industry and them subsequently killing attempts to regulate said industry. I appreciate the work put in here.

I love how silly the pandering demonstration is. Puts such a massive smile on my face. I would be remiss to not remind you that John Oliver fucking loves t-shirt cannons, and his obvious delight and power trip at holding and using one makes me beam every single time I see this.

Other notes:

Lee, you already did the suit review: Yeah sure I did. But consider the way that John says "regulatory zeal" at 9:52 in the Dr. Oz clip while snapping his fingers and barely restraining his anger.

"Check This Shit Out with Some Guy Named Mehmet" is an amazing title for a show.

I can't believe I can't find the GIF of John getting nailed with a t-shirt cannon from The Daily Show. I think Wyatt shot him with it. I'm glad I remember literally everything about this except where to find the GIF itself.

Sorry about getting a bit personal in this one. I know I don't talk much about my personal life, aside from being like "damn I'm at work all the time", but rest assured I am much better now and in good health. I have chronic illness so I'll never be 100%, but I am leagues away from where I was when my untreated illness was at its worst. <3

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@Loushabit19 My boyfriend just met [him]. He asked to get a picture cause “his girlfriend loves him”. Lou’s security said NO🖕🏽 but Iouis said nah let him in😭💙 they spoke & james said he’s gunna tell me about their convo when he gets home. I’m having heart palpitations.

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my first and last

Request:minho first time

warning: smut, soft(really soft , wait too soft for me I can't believe I actually wrote that),oral, make out session,

It was snowy outiside so after spending most of the afternooon building snowmans and having snowfights with your boyfriend, Minho and you got back into the house  because of the frezing cold

You first put yourselves into cozy and comfy clothes with a hot chocolate, and setting yourselves on the couch in front of the tv with a warm fuzzy blanket.

You quickly got bored so you both opted to play a game...but well...you were loosing....that was a part of your strategy actually, thats what you liked to convince yourself and minho

"you suck!" he said in a mocking tone,you're obviously pissed but you tried to hide it ao you opt to take him aback

"only you’re lucky"

Minho wasn’t waiting for you to answer this he choked  on his own saliva and his eyes grew wide , he tried to keep his cool façade and he smirked turning his face to you , at this moment you turned your head aswell ,biting your lip

hHe cocked an eyebrow at you"

“bit your lip one more time, I dare you"

And you did again. He paused the game suddeny and moved over to kiss you lips , cupping your cheek in his hand as the kiss intensified he pushed you down to lay down on the couch. Minho pulled out of the kiss ,looking deeply into your eys as you stare back at him, out of breath before he gave you another kiss and yhen moving to you neck.

You threw your head back as started tokiss at your neck, leaving marks all over it before he moved his hands to caress your hips and you stomachbefore tugging at your shirt looking into your eyes silently asking you if he coud go futher.

Gently,he tugged off your shirt as if he never saw your body before, before throwing your shirt somewhere in the room and go back to kiss you his hands roammig all over your body ,making your body tingle under his warm hold.

He trailled his kisses down your neck , jaw, collar bone and in between your breasts stopping to leave marks here .

“youre so beautifull Y/N” he says out of breath as if you were the reasn his breath got away

“c-can I?”he stutters and blushes, you nodd your head in answer watching him fondly

As soon as the piece of clothing is disguarded his lips latches on your skin again, kisses are left all over your body, whorshipping every inch untill youre both naked on the bed with his fingers deep inside you, slowly easing in and out of you , making you let out small whimpers at the feeling of his finger dragging against your walls ,feelling yourself get strecthed at every move.

Youre new to all of this so when he adds circular movements of his thumb on your clit you grab Minho’s wrist, already overwhelmed by the sensations.

“M-minho” yousay as your body arch up

Feeligng your body tensing he kisses your stomach “shh, princess I’m here”

He reaches up to kiss your forehead as he withdraw his fingers, asking you while whispering you if youre ready for him.

Slowly, he took his cock out of the confiness of his pants and stroke it a few times, you gulp when you see his size, wondering how he'd taste in your mouth. He catches you staring and he leans down to whisper by your ear"I'll make you feel so good, baby"

Before he alignes his tip at your entrance, sinking in inch by inch,making pauses to lwt you get accumtumized to his size .As he sees your eyebrows furrowed ,he continues to pepper kisses in your face, neck, and breats to distract you from the uncomfortable feeling.

He's so sweet in his motions, holding you as if you were about to break, looking at you as if you were the most precious thing in the world.

You tap his shoulder signaling him that you're ready for him to move. He starts with slow and steasy movements before yhe way you moan drive him crazy and he starts to thrust harder, making you clench around him as you're surrounded by pleasure.

You were about to speak when he stopped his movements to roll his hips againat yours make you whine annoyed "p-please, minho, please move"

"it's our first time and you're already begging for cock" he said smirking

you roll your eyes "argh shut up minho" and he giggles and kisses you, resuming back to thrust into you, the pleasure regagning your senses soon. as you feel your high coming. The feeling of your walls clenching around him is too much for him and he comes before you do.

He pulls out and you whine, being so close to your high yet denied. You were about to protest when suddenly you saw minho 's head moving in between your legs

"what are you-" your sentence has been cut by your moan as you feel his tongue licking vigorously at your folds, sucking on your clit then thrusting it in and out of you , lapping all of your juice untill your grasp his hair and cums.

Minho wipes his chin off ,and reach uo to kiss your forehead, resting his against yours

"I love you"

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