#throws the baby in the TRASH

[yuukirita]

Now I want to see sentinel's interactions with baby bee.

Bonus that everyone in the captured scene stares at him with murderous intent ig he messes with baby bee

See this is why I want to write that fic one day- or at least parts of it.

I would... make so many people angry in the good way. Because Sentinel is an evil asshole. And I will always and forever depict him as such or worse.

Anyhow:

[stevieharringtonwifeguy]

ovulation being a hell of a drug that ends up getting steddie together like

eddie and queen bee stevie harrington who have a weird kind of friendship where they share like. Everything. not a single secret between them. like eddie's got stevie's cycle pretty much memorised and she knows about every inappropriately timed boner he's ever had. and they're talking one day, smoking, shooting the shit, and there's a second of silence before stevie's like. oh my god. im so horny im gonna die. and eddie's like huh what. and stevie goes like there's a stain on your wall that's kind of shaped like a sperm and that made me think about cum and now im all bricked up. my vaginas haunted. fucking sperm shaped stain.

and eddie's like. wait girls- ok you know what im saying this in my head and im realising this sounds dumb but like. i thought girls didn't like. Get Like That. like i thought random horniness at a stiff breeze was a guy thing

and stevie snorts like nope girls get it too we just get to hide it bc we don't get boners. swear to god there's like a week of every month where i get fucking possessed or some shit. robin says it's like a period thing

but you're not on your period?

and stevie's like no it's like. the opposite of a period. like your period is your uterus being like hey you fucked up you're not pregnant but Horny Week is your uterus being like okay im ready let's get a baby in there time to get pregnant you know what to do. it's called like. oval. something. oval something. im all fertile and my body's trying to trick me, the fuckn prick.

and eddie just kinda goes huh and then there's another second of silence where he tries very hard not to think about stevie being pregnant. and then stevie throws her arms up with a frustrated sigh like god DAMN it now im thinking about being pregnant and eddie's internally like well at least it's not just me

and anyway another joint later this obviously devolves into stevie shoving eddie's hand down her pants and telling him please it'll be so quick he doesn't even have to do anything and she just ruts against his hand while he stares at her bc he's so high and the girl he's basically in love with just told him how fertile she was and then started rubbing her incredibly wet pussy against his hand and he feels like he might pass out

they do this and more about once a month for like a year until stevie does actually get pregnant. her stupid uterus successfully tricked her 😔✊

[twistedappletree]

Made myself sad thinking about how fast Jin Ling runs to Jiang Cheng’s side if he even suspects he’s been hurt because he’s lost everyone in his family, everyone who cared about him and was supposed to watch him grow up and all he has left is his jiujiu and he can’t lose anyone else, he just can’t

[alaskan-wallflower]

oh my god imagine if mr and mrs curtis told soda and darry that they named their new baby brother ponyboy and when they brought the two to actually see pony soda started crying because he wasn’t an actual pony and he wanted an actual pony 😭

[chubphoe]

someone said rin has the aura of a wet cat and its kinda tru

[fauvester]

12 year old lim finds a half dozen crisped up baby regnars underneath the rice cooker basin and simply does not tell anyone until like a decade later when theyre all grown and he casually brings it up. baby lizard homicide for their tasty savory rice

[massy2ly]

Is he self-projecting? Because the only victims I saw in this ep were him and that dead body in his trunk💀

[thyandrawrites]

I'm enjoying the deeper dive into Reo's feelings that epinagi made possible, but I have to admit I'm curious to see how he can go from thinking this,

To saying this,

In the span of a couple minutes lol

[acknowledge-reigns]

I been saying since the beginning of this "new" era that HHH booking is just as shitty as Vince's...

[payaso-gomi]

you guys can have a little guy I finished a while ago

idk what its name it but um 🍅🍅🍅

[ishikawayukis]

chat i'm at my fucking limit

[bunnyb34r]

Finally started hacking away at the overgrown rose bushes and I'm so fucking exhausted and in pain 😭 bitch....

[sickgraymeat]

It’s funny that I can only read/write AT fanfic that’s both (a) canon compliant and (b) not too sad by my (very sensitive baby) standards, bc ofc those things contradict each other a lot

[cephalog0d]

The argument that comics canon is inherently better than any fanon/headcanon and should be followed always is so funny when combined with the fact that every single person who reads canon has at least one writer/editor they want to launch into the sun for what they did to the characters they were in charge of.

[spookyfloof]

Someone really came into my place of work and threw a baby bat wrapped in a tissue into the trash can by our front desk. I have to imagine they thought it was dead when they threw it away but WHY THROW IT AWAY INSIDE OF A GLASSES STORE??? Why even touch it?? Leave it alone??

[coffeeworldsasaki]

My dog is currently doing an hunger strike to fight against the great injustice of having to eat rice instead of pasta, keep him in your prayers