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autistic-stanuris · 7 years ago

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Cigar in my Pocket

“Three months after their encounter with It, a trip to the Barrens is cut short when Stan and Bill stumble upon a creature in need.”

G rated, one-shot, 3,937 words. Also on ao3!! :)

Three months had passed. Three months since the Barrens, since Henry Bowers; since the shattered coke bottle and the clown. Two months since school had started, since Beverly had left, and since Stan had traded his stitches and dressings for the constellations of smooth, pale puckered skin where Its teeth had broken the flesh of his cheeks. One month since Eddie Kaspbrak had regained ownership of his battered right arm; just in time to start writing assignments again, though his wrist was thin and ached from disuse. It was still better than the sewers. Still better than having to deal with his mother’s chastising and insistence that he leave his friends. Anything was better than dealing with what they each had that July.

School had provided a good distraction from these summer horrors. Henry’s absence in Derry, as well as the disappearances of Victor Criss and Belch Huggins, had made the next grade that much easier for all of the Losers. Even Mike had begun to attend school with the others, though his parents remained cautious of Derry’s underlying discriminatory atmosphere. August had offered the other boys a chance though, a chance to show Mr. and Mrs. Hanlon that Mike was in good hands with them, and that they would look out for him. The Hanlons were willing to give it a shot, but they reserved their suspicions. Bill couldn’t honestly blame them, after all they had witnessed so far. But things seemed to be improving for everyone; really, they did. And with the holidays fast approaching and the smell of snow teasing through the air, it was hard not to feel optimistic about the coming year. He knew once spring began again they could all start living once more; and it was on that same hopeful note that he and Stan had left school that afternoon to bike down near the Barrens.

November frost had dusted the streets that morning, but the sun had warmed the earth throughout the day. It was still safe to travel the streets by bicycle, and though Silver still had a tendency to weave unruly through traffic despite Bill’s direction, it seemed he was getting a much better handle at steering the too big bike. Mrs. Hanscom had said he had grown a lot that summer, and he supposed it must have been true. Meanwhile Stan seemed to somehow have shrunk, or stretched out; twice as thin and a quarter taller but still graceful as ever. He wove circles around Bill as they rolled languidly along the road, leaving Derry behind them. The further they went, the more they realized the Barrens had never been the day’s destination. Somehow Stan ended up taking the lead, passing over the covered bridge with Bill close behind. They had been doing this for the last week or so; pushing the boundaries of how far they would let themselves stray from town itself. Soon enough they would reach a point where they would pass the “Welcome to Derry!” sign and leave their lives behind them as they skidded further into Penobscot County. Someday. The idea frightened Bill, but thrilled him just the same. It was something the boys had discussed in secret before, almost too scared to whisper it to even each other. It felt blasphemous somehow, the idea of doing such a thing without their parents knowledge or permission. But Bill knew that was precisely what made the idea all the more exhilarating.

Today he knew they were getting closer. Stan had left a marker on the tree where they had stopped last time; a bright green strip of ribbon, the fourth in a series of seven he’d gathered from his mother’s sewing kit: each in the colours of the rainbow. The boys had already sped past red, orange, and yellow so far, and Bill knew the sky blue strip fluttering behind Stan from the belt loop of his trousers would be the next to join the trail. His heart pounded with nervous excitement as he watched Stan begin to coast. There was a drop in the street approaching, and Bill followed Stan’s lead and slowed down to prepare for it. Past the drop was a hill, the green mark, and beyond that–

It was suddenly and with a clatter of metal to earth that Stanley disappeared from Bill’s sight, making Bill grind to a stuttering halt on the gravel in shock.

“Stan!” he shouted, dust settling on his worn sneakers as he waited. No response. Worried now, Bill hopped off of his bike and started down the hill, careful not to slip on any loose patches of earth as he went. At the bottom of the hill Stan’s bike lay in a heap, front wheel still spinning; something Bill had rarely seen before. And there, just within the edge of the forest, Bill spotted him. Stan Uris, up to his knees in dirt in his favourite corduroys, his sweater bundled in his lap.

“S-stan, what are you doing?” Bill called, and this time Stan finally answered, glancing over his shoulder and hushing Bill severely in reply.

“What is it?” Bill whispered, creeping over to where his friend sat and glancing over his shoulder, mystified. Some sort of bird shuffled in place in the leaves in front of them, squawking with displeasure (probably because we’re invading its space) and ruffling its feathers as it cried. Bill watched it amble clumsily for a moment before asking again, more pointedly this time. “What is it?”

“It’s a chimney swift,” Stan said confidently, not looking up. “He was floundering over here in the dirt; I think his wing is broken.” There was a pause as Bill watched Stan ringing his sweater in his hands thoughtfully. From where he stood, Bill could already make out the gooseflesh that covered his arms, too cold in just his buttondown. “I’m trying to figure out the best way to pick it up while causing minimal damage. I don’t want to make it any worse.”

Bill knelt down in curiosity, observing the small bird at Stan’s knees. It was a homely little thing; sooty brown, plump, ugly. Wings that seemed a size or two too large for its awkward body splayed out around it in a disheveled heap. Though Bill didn’t notice a break, the poor thing certainly seemed to be in discomfort. It squawked indignantly as Stan covered it in his pullover, carefully bundling it and being sure to favour the wing he was certain was broken. The squawking grew louder as Stan lifted the thing into his lap, and Bill cringed.

“You s-s-sure we sh-shouldn’t j-just leave it, S-Stan?” Bill asked, skeptical. Stan frowned.

“Chimney swifts aren’t meant to be on the ground, Bill,” he said sternly. “They aren’t built for it. It wouldn’t be down here if it had a choice in the matter.” His tone was final. A series of alarmed chirps piped up from the bundle in his arms as he stood, and he hushed the bird softly, whispering things Bill couldn’t make out. “Let’s go home.”

“Y-your house?” Bill clarified, walking his bike as he followed Stan to the path.

“I hardly think your mom will appreciate us bringing it back to your house, Bill,” Stan replied, but one look at his face and Bill could see he was beaming. “Back to my house. My dad might be able to give us a hand. And I’m sure he’ll want to see it for himself.”

Bill stopped beside him, looking from the bird to the spot by the trees where they’d found it. Stan noticed his hesitance and frowned, lifting his bike from the gravel. “Bill, if we leave it here it’ll die,” he said sternly. “Something will come and kill it, or it will starve or freeze to death. I can’t let that happen.”

“B-but those things happen all the time Stan,” Bill said softly, as though to reassure him. “Nature’s kind of like that. Th-things die.” Stan’s cheeks flushed, his lips drawn tight.

“That doesn’t mean I can’t help,” he said. “Those things happen but I don’t witness them every day, Bill. This is different. I’ve seen it now. If I leave it, I’m willfully allowing it to suffer. I can’t do that.” Stan swallowed thickly, a smile tugging at the corners of his mouth. “I’m contractually obligated to do whatever I can to help ease the pain of a life in need. Ugly little cigar birds are no exception. Now come on, Big Bill. I want to be home before it gets dark.”

Bill gave in with a nod, helping Stan lead his bike so he could better hold the bird in his arms. They walked in silence for a bit, Bill mulling over what Stan had said. The sound of wheels turning over gravel and tired chirping filled the space between them, and it wasn’t until they reached level ground again and the hill was behind them that Bill finally spoke.

“Th-that thing you s-said; ab-bout b-being con… cont-t-tr… contra-trac – ”

“Contractually obligated?”

“Mhmm, that,” Bill said, thankful for the interruption. “Is that Judaism?”

Stan snorted, stopping for a moment before grinning over at Bill dryly. “No, Bill. It’s Scouts.”

If there was something Bill never failed to notice when visiting the Uris’ home, it was how connected the three residents seemed. Stan knew his mother well. One look at the bundle in Stan’s arms and she shook her head, shutting her eyes with a tired smile.

“You take that to the garage and wait for your father,” she said finally, glancing briefly to the ceiling with a sigh. Bill followed her gaze, but there was nothing up there he could see.

Stan beamed and nodded silently, taking Bill by the hand and leading him to the garage. He didn’t need to say anything in response. So much of his family’s communication seemed to be nonverbal. One look could mean entire sentences and it was something Bill would never understand. He had only felt that sort of connection once before, with Georgie during their short time with one another. Now it seemed he could scream in his home and still never be heard. Trauma had placed cold hands over his parents’ ears; grief made the blinders that shrouded their eyes. They had never been more divided than they were now, and it felt like the Urises were a polar opposite to this.

Nothing needed to be said for Andrea to know they wanted cookies and milk, or that Stan needed a change of clothes and a thicker sweater. She appeared with both in a matter of moments, and the words of gratitude and endearment she and Stan exchanged were warm, despite sounding scripted. It was a cozy sound; a script they both loved. Bill felt a pang of jealousy when Andrea kissed Stan’s forehead, ruffling his dark curls before heading back into the house. How could he hold it against him though? One of them deserved to still be loved. And when Stan began to change, and Bill watched his fingers ghost over the scars that lined his cheeks, he was thankful it was him. Lord knew Stan needed all the affection he could get right now.

Dressed now, in fresh clothes, Stan seemed abuzz with nervous energy as he puttered about the garage, which was sort of half a place to keep the car and half a place for himself and his father to tinker. There was a workbench and tools at one end of the room, and Stan busied himself with re-organizing and clearing the table there to give the bird a place to rest. An empty cardboard box was reassembled and stuffed with rags before Stan set the bird inside, still bundled in his pullover and squeaking feebly.

“Can you keep an eye on her, Bill?” Stan asked, turning to him, his fingers still dancing on the one tool he could find no place for. Bill knew it was making him anxious.

“S-sure thing, S-stan,” Bill replied though a mouthful of cookie. Stan made a face at the crumbs, but seemed grateful just the same. Bill waited until after he was gone to put the wrench in its silhouetted place on the wall. It was an easy fix, he knew, and that’s what had made it so difficult. Stan returned a moment later with a stack of books, his field-guide and journal on top in a short symmetrical tower. Largest to smallest. He set them on the table and sat, patting the bench beside him and beckoning Bill to join him.

“I have medical texts and veterinary studies, a phone book so we can contact a sanctuary or rehabilitation centre, a book on wrappings and splints, and five books on birds of Maine,” Stan listed aloud. Whether he was speaking to Bill or just himself, Bill had no clue. Stan seemed to notice Bill’s confusion and smiled shyly, tugging his ear absently. “Some of the books have better illustrations than others, but some have more depth in information. I figured we could round things out best if we compare and contrast. And,” (here he lifted his journal and pen) “I want to take notes on things so I have better information to relay to whoever ends up taking care of her. And some notes for my own use. I’ve never seen a swift before, you know.” Bill shook his head, intrigued.

“I had n-no idea,” he said softly. “I’d nuh-never even h-heard of them b-before.”

That was all Stan needed to hear. Without wasting a second, he began to dive into the books, looking for the best written and best illustrated examples for Bill to consume. Bill read them dutifully while Stan began filling his notebook with sketches and bullet-point observations about their little guest. The chimney swift had quieted down now, curling into itself and cooing softly in the warmth of it’s new nest. Stan seemed pleased as hell.

Another hour had passed before Bill perked up to the sound of the front door closing and the low hum of Don and Andrea Uris’ voices from inside. Stan remained silent, fully absorbed in what he was doing. He’d taken a break from making notes and Bill had watched as he’d begun lining the feathers of the swift he’d drawn in his notebook. Every plume was symmetrical, every pencil stroke deliberate. So deep was his focus that Bill had scarcely heard him breathe in the last fifteen minutes. But when the voices got louder and the door clicked open, Stan sprang to life once more, visibly coming back to Earth from wherever he’d been.

“Dad!” he said excitedly, turning around to watch his father enter the room. Even his exclamations were measured and restrained, Bill noticed, but somehow they would have sounded wrong any other way. Don greeted them with a smile, hanging his coat by the door.

“Stan, Bill,” he said, striding over and ruffling his son’s hair gently. A funny smile tugged at his lips when he looked down at Stan. “Your mother tells me you’ve brought something home with you?” His dark eyes turned pointedly to the box on the table and Stan bolted to his feet.

“Yes, just a second!” he said quickly, immediately setting to work tidying up their space so his father could get a better look at the box and the unexpected visitor. Don chuckled, turning to Bill and smiling at him. A weird, grown up smile that adults used when attempting formality with children. Bill recognized the smile from the faces of teachers and church goers; back when his family had still gone to church together on sundays. It usually made him squirm in his shoes or avert his eyes, but somehow with Don it was always different. There was a kindness and sincerity in his eyes that was unmistakable, rarely ever present in the eyes of other grown-ups and especially rare in Derry. A kindness Stan had inherited. Bill found himself smiling back.

“How have you been, Bill?” Don asked softly. A formality. Bill considered for a moment.

“I’ve been p-pretty good, M-Mr. Uris,” he stammered. All things considered, it wasn’t a lie. Don nodded approvingly, turning back to his son but saving the smile on his face for Bill. It was as though there was a joke there somewhere, something he was sharing with Bill for a moment. As if the formal exchange had been a sort of game or test he’d invited Bill to indulge in; and Bill had somehow passed. Whatever the reason, Bill appreciated the sense of being included in something. It had been such a long time since any adult had seemed comfortable engaging with him. It had started with Georgie’s death, and though the memory had begun to fade collectively from the adults’ minds he still dealt with the awkward silence and pity from parents and teachers around him, vague as it was. Stan’s parents were been two of the only people who still saw him as something tangible, something alive. Bill would love them forever for it, even after he forgot to remember their names.

“Alright, come see!” Stan’s voice came, breaking through Bill’s thoughts. The other boy sat beaming at the table with his books in his lap, his journal open atop the stack displaying his notes. Don went to stand next to him, glancing over Stan’s shoulder to observe the bird in the box. His curiosity was piqued instantly by what he saw.

“Is that a swift, Stanley?”

“A chimney swift!” Stan proclaimed proudly, turning to follow his father’s gaze. “Bill and I saw it struggling on the ground by the path today while we were biking home. I think it might be hurt.” Stan’s tone shifted from jovial to severe in an instant and Don frowned in response. He pulled the box toward himself gingerly, careful not to cause to much of a disturbance to the swift’s new nest.

“Its breathing does seem a bit laboured,” he said softly. Stan nodded once, offering Don his notes. Bill joined the others at the table, looking in again at the awkward little creature. A cigar bird, Stan had called it, and Bill had read in one of the many books he’d been given that it was a name referencing one ornithologist’s description of the species. A cigar with wings, he’d said, and Bill found himself chuckling again at how fitting the whole thing was. Cruel, sure, but apt. Stan eyed him curiously, squinting when Bill waved his hand dismissively. Don set the book down between them with a hum, tapping his chin.

“It certainly doesn’t seem well, Stan,” he said finally, looking down at him.

“There’s a sanctuary in Bangor,” Stan replied, fingers twisting. “I thought maybe after dinner…”

“I think that sounds reasonable,” Don interrupted, nodding in approval. “After dinner you boys can come along and bring it down there with me. That is, if you’d like to stay, William.”

“You will stay, won’t you Bill?” Stan asked hopefully. Bill smiled.

“S-s-sure thing, Muh-Mister Uris,” he said, as polite as he could muster. “I w-would l-like that.”

“That settles that then,” Don spoke, gesturing toward the door. “Go wash up and see if your mother needs any help, Stanley. Let her know I’ll be there in a minute; I’d like to make some notes of my own.”

“Of course,” Stan replied, getting to his feet and setting his books on the table once more. “C’mon, Big Bill,” he said happily, taking Bill’s hand in his own and leading him to the door. It was a natural gesture, and Stan thought little of it at the time. But to Bill it seemed his touch burned against his palm under Don Uris’ watchful eyes. There was no time to think about it though with Stan tugging him along to the powder room down the hall and chattering softly in excitement as he washed his hands with four pumps of soap and the water piping hot. Don Uris be damned; Stan’s head was full of birds. Nothing short of apocalyptic disaster could pull his attention away from the promise of a chance to visit the sanctuary. Bill focused on his friend’s excitement and allowed Stan to sweep him away with his words. There would be plenty of time to worry about adults later.

The drive to the sanctuary was cozy, with Bill and Stan in the back seat of Don’s sedan and the swift sat in its box between them. The radio played softly under Stan’s continuing speech, although now it included commentary from Don as well as he drove, expanding on the information Stan spewed forth like a broken faucet. Bill was content to listen to them talk, laughing good naturedly along with Stan when his father said something that went over his head. Stan seemed loose and happy and in his element, glad to be outside of Derry for once. He sat as still as he could, but Bill could see him wiggling slightly from the waist up, his joy reaching its peak at his shaking fingertips and gently swaying head. The swift itself was silent for most of the ride, reacting only to an occasional sharp turn or bump in the road with a short burst of disgruntled tittering.

The sun was already dipping below the trees when they finally reached the rehabilitation center, and by that time Stan had fallen silent, exhausted from excitement and dozing off in his seat. He refused to be left behind once they arrived though; despite the hour and Don’s insistence that they wouldn’t be able to stay. He carried the box clasped tightly to his chest and tried not to shiver under his jacket as Bill joined him. Their breath mingled together in clouds of white as they followed Don to the door, Stan taking extreme care not to jostle the swift.

The actual drop off only lasted around 5 minutes, with Stan insisting to take charge and relay his observations to the worker on duty despite near constant yawning. It was clear he was starting to feel hesitant about letting the bird go, even though Bill knew that the logic of the situation would always outweigh any attachment Stan was struggling with. The rehabilitation worker seemed to sense the same thing though, and after promising Stan and Don that they could visit the birds some other day and even offer the swift a temporary name, Stan seemed placated. Bill took his hand again as they walked back to the car, and this time his concerns that Don would be unhappy about the gesture failed to resurface.

Stan mumbled absently to himself and Bill and no one in particular as they started back down the road to Derry. Bill heard the word “cigars” mentioned more than once, and it wasn’t until Don Uris laughed loudly in the front seat and replied–

“Stanley, you don’t know the first thing about cigar brands, son. You should pick a different name’”

–that Bill realized what Stan was trying to do. A cigar name for a cigar bird. It made perfect sense. Bill tried to contribute any tobacco knowledge he had, but that consisted mostly of cigarette names he’d heard Bev and Richie discuss in the past. The conversation began to lag about half way back into town, and by the time they pulled up to the Denbrough house, Stan had fallen asleep leaning against Bill’s shoulder; Bill snoring softly beside him. Don was hesitant to move them. It had been so long since he’d seen Stan this happy.

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The Best Cookbooks of Fall 2020

New cookbooks from Ina Garten, Vivian Howard, Yotam Ottolenghi, and more will restore some much-needed joy to cooking

For many of us, cooking has taken on a different role in our lives over the past six months. As restaurants closed, cooking — and cooking well — became essential even for those who previously spent little time in the kitchen. It also became a chore. At this point, six months into the pandemic, I’m impressed by anyone who still considers cooking a creative, joyful pastime, not just a means to food.

But here to change that is a stellar lineup of fall cookbooks, bringing with them new inspiration and new comforts, and, at last, a reason to enter the kitchen with excitement. There are anticipated titles from beloved culinary figures, whose time-saving guidance and easy meal upgrades feel especially welcome now. There are books from some of the restaurants we miss the most, offering recreations of their dishes and insights that make us nostalgic for the time before shutdowns. There are primers on international cuisines; books for the adept home cook that take a studied, even scientific approach to flavor; and books that reflect the trends of the moment, including baking books for the person who has spent hours perfecting their bread game as well as the one who feels the occasional urge to bake a cake to be eaten immediately.

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Parwana: Recipes and Stories from an Afghan Kitchen

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The Mexican Home Kitchen: Traditional Home-Style Recipes That Capture the Flavors and Memories of Mexico

Mely Martinez Rock Point, September 15

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Modern Comfort Food: A Barefoot Contessa Cookbook

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Good Drinks: Alcohol-Free Recipes for When You’re Not Drinking for Whatever Reason

Julia Bainbridge Ten Speed Press, October 6

A lot of people feel weird about drinking nowadays. Our spending habits show it, through products like low-ABV hard seltzers, chic nonalcoholic aperitifs, or just the ongoing popularity of sober months like Dry January. Author Julia Bainbridge understands the fluid nature of this type of sobriety, which is why she subtitled her book of spirit-free drinks as “for When You’re Not Drinking for Whatever Reason.” After all, you don’t need to eschew alcohol forever in order to enjoy a thoughtfully blended drink that isn’t trying to get you sloshed.

The drinks in Good Drinks are structured by the time of day you might enjoy them (brunch accompaniment, happy hour treat, aperitif), and are as complex and innovative (and labor-intensive) as anything at a fancy cocktail bar. They call for ingredients like black cardamom-cinnamon syrup, buckwheat tea, and tomato-watermelon juice, each of which get their own recipes. There’s even a whole recipe for a dupe of nonalcoholic Pimm’s (involving citus, rooibos tea, raspberry vinegar, and gentian root). The results are festive, celebratory drinks for any occasion, so the nondrinkers need not be stuck with cranberry juice and seltzer anymore. — JS

Ottolenghi Flavor: A Cookbook

Yotam Ottolenghi and Ixta Belfrage Ten Speed Press, October 13

It’s probably a good thing Yotam Ottolenghi’s new cookbook isn’t called Plenty 3 or More Plenty More, veering the chef’s cookbook oeuvre into Fast & Furious territory. But by the London chef’s own admission, that’s a good way to understand Flavor, his newest book, which like its Plenty predecessors focuses on vegetables and all the creative ways to prepare and combine them.

Co-written with Ixta Belfrage, a recipe developer in the Ottolenghi test kitchen, Flavor presents recipes from three perspectives. The “process” chapter explores specific techniques to transform vegetables, such as charring and fermenting. “Pairing” takes an angle that will sound familiar to Samin Nosrat fans, with recipes rooted in the perfect balance of fat, acid, “chile heat,” and sweetness. And “produce” focuses on the ingredients with such complex tastes, usages, and sub-categories that they deserve examination on their own: mushrooms, onions (and their allium cousins), nuts and seeds, and sugar in fruit and booze form.

The result, in typical Ottolenghi fashion, is multi-step, multi-ingredient, and multi-hued recipes whose promised flavors leap from the page — from cabbage “tacos” with celery root and date barbecue sauce to saffron tagliatelle with ricotta and crispy chipotle shallots. Chipotles and other chiles are actually in abundance here (as well as “a lime or two in places where lemons would appear in previous Ottolenghi books,” as the intro notes) thanks to Belfrage’s roots in Mexico City. Those flavors, as well as those from Brazilian, Italian, and multiple Asian cuisines (spy the shiitake congee and noodles with peanut laab), unite with the usual Ottolenghi suspects — za’atar, star anise, harissa, labneh — to make Flavor worth the look, even for the home chef who already has Plenty and Plenty More on the shelf. — Ellie Krupnick

Xi’an Famous Foods: The Cuisine of Western China, from New York’s Favorite Noodle Shop

Jason Wang with Jessica K. Chou Abrams, October 13

The debut cookbook from the New York City restaurant chain Xi’an Famous Foods is worth picking up whether or not you have slurped the restaurant’s hand-pulled noodles. This is a book on how to operate a food business — CEO Jason Wang outlines five lessons to know before diving into the business and strips away the glamor of running a restaurant empire. It’s also a food history of the flavors of Xi’an, China. With so many layers to appreciate, Xi’an Famous Foods is a prime example of what a restaurant cookbook can be.

Much of the book reads like a TV series. It’s broken into episodes covering Wang’s challenges, failures, and successes, from his life-changing move from Xi’an to a rural town in Michigan, to his nights out in New York City’s Koreatown, to taking over his father’s business, Xi’an Famous Foods. Interspersed with these anecdotes, there are recipes for the restaurant’s fiery, mouth-tingling dishes, including Xi’an Famous Foods’ famous noodle sauce (accented with salty and spicy flavors from black vinegar, oyster sauce, fennel seeds, and Sichuan peppercorns), along with techniques for making hand-pulled noodles paired with helpful illustrations and visual references. For avid home cooks who want a challenge, Xi’an Famous Foods also provides tips on putting together the best hot pot at home, and for those who are confused at Asian groceries, there’s a list of basic pantry items with flavor notes and how they are used in cooking. And whether it’s Wang’s personal connection to a dish or its wider history that draws you in, each recipe will broaden your knowledge and appreciation of Xi’an cooking. — JP

Coconut & Sambal: Recipes from my Indonesian Kitchen

Lara Lee Bloomsbury, October 13

In the introduction of her debut cookbook, Lara Lee writes that an overflowing generosity is central to Indonesian culture; meals are shared freely between neighbors and friends. This generosity fills the pages of Coconut & Sambal, each recipe heightening the sense that as a reader, you’ve been let in on something special.

Lee, who was born in Australia, didn’t spend time in Indonesia until later in life, so early memories of Indonesian cooking come from the trips her grandmother Margaret Thali — whom Lee lovingly refers to as Popo throughout the book — would take to Australia. Each of the cookbook’s chapter introductions is deeply researched: Some recount stories of Lee’s grandmother, and others focus on the Indonesia that Lee fell in love with as she traveled across the archipelago collecting stories and recipes for this book.

The recipes that fill Coconut & Sambal demonstrate that Indonesian cuisine cannot be painted with one brush. The food of the nation — made up of more than 15,000 islands — incorporates the sharp heat of chiles, the mellow hit of fermented shrimp, the sweetness of coconut in nearly every form, and always enough rice to go around. You’ll find curries fragrant with makrut lime leaf, ginger, and turmeric, and bright ceviches adorned with thinly sliced chiles, banana shallot, and palm sugar; I was particularly drawn to a fried chicken dish (page 142), its crisp shell smashed and laced with fiery sambal. Lee explains that recipes are typically passed down orally in Indonesian culture, which makes me even more grateful for these written ones. What Lee has given readers is a gorgeous document that sets in stone food traditions passed down through generations, as well as some she’s created herself. You’ll want to dedicate an evening to turning the pages of this book, planning out feasts of green chile braised duck, Balinese roasted pork belly, and perhaps some sticky ginger toffee pudding to top it all off. — Elazar Sontag

In Bibi’s Kitchen: The Recipes and Stories of Grandmothers from the Eight African Countries that Touch the Indian Ocean

Hawa Hassan and Julia Turshen Ten Speed Press, October 13

Recipes are almost always the main attraction in a cookbook. But In Bibi’s Kitchen, written by first-time author Hawa Hassan in collaboration with veteran cookbook writer Julia Turshen, there’s so much to enjoy before you even get to the first recipe. The book focuses on dishes from eight African countries, linked by their shared proximity to the Indian Ocean and involvement in the region’s spice trade.

Each chapter, divided by country, starts with a brief history of the region and question-and-answer-style interviews with one of the bibis, or grandmothers, who call these places home. The answers to these questions find the grandmothers speaking about the meaning of home, the gender roles in their communities, and the importance of passing on food traditions. Each interview is as beautiful and varied as the recipes that follow: kadaka akondro (green plantains and braised beef) from the home of Ma Baomaka in Ambohidratrimo, Madagascar; digaag qumbe, a Somalian chicken stew rich with yogurt and coconut milk, served with sweet banana; kaimati, crisp coconut dumplings in an ambrosial cardamom syrup, this batch cooked in Ma Shara’s kitchen in Zanzibar, but popular all along the Swahili coast. A practical advantage of collecting recipes from home cooks is that these recipes are all approachable, most calling for fewer than 10 ingredients.

In many ways, In Bibi’s Kitchen breaks ground. It pays tribute to a part of the world that has been criminally overlooked by American publishers, sharing the stories of these African countries from the perspectives of home cooks who actually live there. The book is full of intimate portraits of the grandmothers in their kitchens, captured by Kenyan photographer Khadija M. Farah, who joined these women in their homes. The result of this collaborative and ambitious effort is a collection of heartwarming photos, tidbits of history, and, of course, plenty of mouthwatering meals. — ES

This Will Make it Taste Good: A New Path to Simple Cooking

Vivian Howard Voracious, October 20

Reading through Vivian Howard’s This Will Make It Taste Good is like reading a cookbook by your real or imagined North Carolinian best friend. The design itself is cheerful, full of 1970s serif fonts and colorful badges that are reminiscent of a children’s workbook. Dishes are photographed from above, in the same style as Alison Roman’s Dining In and Nothing Fancy, often showing Howard’s hands as they work away chopping herbs or spooning chowder. The A Chef’s Life host’s goal is simple: to teach home cooks that easy meals can be exciting rather than bland.

Howard’s intended audience is the time-crunched kitchen novice, though a more experienced cook will surely find some useful tips, as well. Each section is based around a recipe that can be prepped in advance and then used throughout the week in a multitude of dishes: Among the most promising are the “Little Green Dress,” a dressing with flexible ingredients that can gussy up anything from mussels to crackers to soft-boiled eggs; the “R-Rated Onions,” which you can keep in an ice cube tray in the freezer to use at your convenience; and the “Citrus Shrine,” i.e., preserved citrus that promises to elevate dishes like shrimp cocktail and rice pilaf — you can even use it in margaritas! In any time, This Will Make It Taste Good would be a great help to those of us who prefer recipes that look and taste more complex than they are to prepare. That it happens to arrive at a moment when we’re likely all sick of the contents of our fridges and our own culinary limitations is just a bonus. — Madeleine Davies

The Rise: Black Cooks and the Soul of American Food

Marcus Samuelsson with Osayi Endolyn Voracious, October 27

“Black food is not just one thing,” chef Marcus Samuelsson writes in the introduction to The Rise. “It’s not a rigidly defined geography or a static set of tastes. It is an energy. A force. An engine.” The cookbook that follows is an invigorating, joyous, and deeply nuanced illustration of the complexity of Black foodways, one that weaves together conversations about history, artistry, authorship, race, class, and culture with 150 recipes that incorporate ingredients and techniques from around the globe.

Each of the book’s recipes was created in honor of “someone who is illuminating the space we share,” as Samuelsson writes: chefs, artists, activists, authors, and historians, all of whom are profiled by the book’s coauthor, Eater contributor Osayi Endolyn. The recipes are organized to demonstrate how culinary rituals and traditions evolve according to time, place, and cook. In the first chapter, “Next,” for example, you’ll find food that speaks of forward-thinking innovation, such as baked sweet potatoes with garlic-fermented shrimp butter, created in honor of David Zilber, the former director of fermentation at Noma. (That butter, pureed with avocado, sweet soy sauce, and fresh thyme, is not only easy to make, but so good that you can be forgiven for eating it straight from the food processor.) “Migration,” the third chapter, speaks of the American South, with recipes like spiced lemon chess pie, broken rice peanut seafood stew, and Papa Ed’s shrimp and grits, named for Ed Brumfield, the executive chef at Samuelsson’s Harlem restaurant the Red Rooster.

The Rise doesn’t claim to be an encyclopedic compendium of Black cooking; instead, it’s a celebration, one that honors the past while looking ahead, challenging assumptions even as it feeds you well. — Rebecca Flint Marx

The Flavor Equation: The Science of Great Cooking Explained in More Than 100 Essential Recipes

Nik Sharma Chronicle Books, October 27

Nik Sharma begins his second cookbook by explaining that we rely on a variety of senses and feelings when we eat: sight, sound, mouthfeel or texture, aroma, taste, and even our emotions and memories. These components make up what he refers to as the “Flavor Equation,” and this concept and the role it plays in everyday cooking is the guiding principle of his book of the same name.

Following a thorough and captivating science lesson on the equation, Sharma lays out seven chapters dedicated to basic tastes and flavor boosters — brightness, bitterness, saltiness, sweetness, savoriness, fieriness, and richness — each with its own set of recipes: pomegranate and poppy seed wings exemplify brightness, roasted figs with coffee miso tahini or hazelnut flan highlight bitterness, “pizza” toast for saltiness, masala cheddar cornbread in the sweetness section, and more. Through these achievable recipes, many of which rely mostly on pantry essentials, Sharma helps readers better understand how flavor works and how to use that to their advantage to become more confident home cooks. Whatever your skill level in the kitchen, with its more than 100 recipes, illustrated diagrams, and Sharma’s own evocative photography, The Flavor Equation is an engrossing guide to elevating simple dishes into holistic experiences. — EE

Time to Eat: Delicious Meals for Busy Lives

Nadiya Hussain Clarkson Potter, November 10 (originally published June 27, 2019)

Nadiya Hussain is just like you and me. That’s the guiding principle behind her public persona, her BBC Two cooking show Time to Eat (now on Netflix), and her cookbook Time to Eat: Delicious Meals for Busy Lives. “I know what it’s like to have just one head and one pair of hands,” the Great British Bake Off winner writes in the introduction of Time to Eat, a new stateside version of her U.K. cookbook of the same title. Her book, she promises, will help you become a smarter home cook in between chores and kids, thanks to heavy use of the freezer and other time savers.

On the page, that looks like tips for prepping and freezing, recipes that leave you with enough leftovers to make a second dish, and ideas for remixes and variations. There are more than 100 recipes, divided into breakfast, lunch, dinner, dessert, and basics. Many of these dishes may be unfamiliar to American audiences — hello, kedgeree and fish pie burgers! — but the instructions are as approachable as Hussain’s on-camera demonstrations. With enough variety to keep it interesting, balanced with dishes easy enough to work into your weekly rotation of meals, e.g., eggs rolled onto tortillas, Time to Eat offers something for any home cook looking for new ideas and time-tested, time-saving methods. — Jenny G. Zhang

Fäviken: 4015 Days, Beginning to End

Magnus Nilsson Phaidon, November 11

Last December, after more than a decade of acclaim, accolades, and meals rooted in seasonality and locally produced ingredients, Magnus Nilsson closed his restaurant Fäviken in Jämtland, Sweden. In the lead-up to the closing, he told the LA Times that he wanted to focus on the restaurant, not elegies or explanations. Now, the explanation has arrived in the form of Fäviken: 4015 Days, Beginning to End, Nilsson’s latest monograph with publisher Phaidon.

Although the book covers the lifespan of Fäviken, including lookbacks at the first title Nilsson published about the restaurant, it is not an elegy. There are no laments here, but rather a thorough catalogue of all the dishes that Fäviken served, ruminations about craft and haute cuisine and sustainability, and a long-awaited account of “Why Fäviken had to close, really.” The book contains recipes for many of the restaurant’s dishes — ranging from the simple berry ice to the more demanding “Scallop I skalet ur elden cooked over burning juniper branches,” with extensive headnotes — but its purpose is not as a cookbook. It is a tome (beautifully put together, as is typical for Phaidon) that is made for fans of Fäviken’s, of Nilsson’s, and more importantly, of the way of life he espouses, one that is passionate but measured.

That is best expressed in one of the book’s final essays, one dated May 12, 2020, in which Nilsson articulates gratitude that he was able to close his restaurant on his own terms, for Fäviken would not have survived the pandemic. “If one day some years from now I wake up in the morning and feel the same burning desire to run a restaurant that I felt for many years at Fäviken, I won’t think twice about it,” Nilsson writes. “But if that doesn’t happen, that’s okay too. There are many other things to do in life.” — JGZ

A Good Bake: The Art and Science of Making Perfect Pastries, Cakes, Cookies, Pies, and Breads at Home

Melissa Weller with Carolynn Carreño Knopf, November 17

There are people who treat baking like a hobby and there are people who treat baking as a raison d’etre, a life’s purpose. Melissa Weller’s A Good Bake is for the latter, which shouldn’t surprise anyone considering Weller’s resume, which includes creating pastry for some of New York City’s most revered restaurants, such as Per Se, Roberta’s, and her acclaimed SoHo bagel shop, Sadelle’s. Before she became an expert baker, Weller was a chemical engineer, and as such, she tackles recipes with a scientific approach, getting the fermentation, proofing, and pH balance of her dough down to, well, a science.

If you’re a quarantine baker who’s mastered sourdough and is ready for the next challenge, consider Weller’s takes on NYC classics like chocolate babka, spelt scones with raspberry jam, and even traditional hot dog buns. A Good Bake will thrill bakers who rejoice in doing things the difficult way (but note that there are beautiful and detailed photos of her process to help guide ambitious bakers through the recipe). Of course, this means that failing will hurt all the more, considering the hours (or days, even!) of work that you’ve put into your bake, but success? It will taste all the sweeter... or more savory. It depends on your tastes, and Weller expertly caters to both. — MD

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I am become Death

Title: “I am become Death” AO3

Length: Ongoing

Rating: Mature for language, sexual content, violence, possible torture, possible non con/sexual assault,

Pairings: Jyn/Cassian/Bodhi, Peripheral Baze/Chirrut

Summary: A Knights of Ren/Rogue One AU fic. This is the first mission that the Knights have been separated on, and it is the first one that they have been trusted to do without supervision, but then, no mission has been so important.

Author’s note: Though Rogue One is probably my favorite of the new Star Wars movies, I was a little let down that the terrible fate that the trailers alluded to (Saw Gerrera's "What will you do when they catch you? What will they become?") didn't come to pass. I freely acknowledge that I'm a terrible person (also, maybe, a bit of a sadist), for wanting them to be captured and turned to the dark side.

I also freely acknowledge that I don't know all the ins and outs and finer details of the Star Wars universe. It's been years since I read any of the Star Wars novels but the love has never gone away. There will be tweaks as I work. The only thing I know for certain at this point, is where the story is going and that it is Rook, Andor, and Erso centric. Haha, please bear with me. I may be needing a betareader...

It had come again; intangible, pure, more real than real, and horrible. Heat; unending and suffocating, rolled over her and crushed the air from her lungs. There was nothing she could see, nothing she could hear, beyond the roar of her blood in her ears. The first time she had told one of their keepers about the dream, he had reassured her that the mind made up all sorts of things. Meditation and focusing on training would help, he had said, but years of both of those things had not diminished the visions. If anything, she wondered if they were becoming more real. Even now, hours and hours from waking, she felt her skin prickle in anticipation of the heat.

“Miss?” The blue-skinned owner of the inn they sat in smiled expectantly at her from behind the counter of the bar. The Rogue blinked her impossible dream away, realizing belatedly that the innkeeper’s serving droid had rolled up to her and parked itself at her side. The tray clipped to the unit’s body held a fogged glass pitcher, the contents turning the glass a milky green. Judging from how the liquid was completely still in the glass, the droid had been sitting there waiting for her decision for at least a little while. The Rogue’s companion chuckled quietly, his deep brown eyes steady on her face as if he’d been watching her for a time, too.

“I think we have both had more than enough,” He said, his amusement threaded through his soft voice. His face turned towards the innkeeper, though his eyes lingered on her face for a moment more.

The Rogue ignored him and favored the blue-skinned woman a small smile, bobbing her head slightly in agreement. As if she would allow herself to become intoxicated on mission. The muscles around her lips felt stiff and she wondered if it was as obviously insincere as it felt. If it was, the innkeeper missed it and the droid...well, it was a serving droid. The creature beeped in comprehension and rolled back towards the pantry room. It swiveled its head back to look at them again, as if giving them a last chance to change their mind before disappearing past the pantry door.

It had taken them twenty-three days, twenty-three days of talking and negotiating and making pleasantries, to narrow down the location. Saying that it had been painful and a stretch of her skills would be an understatement. Now, with the target so close, the Rogue felt her mask of warmth and humanity giving way to her impatience. Those extroverted characteristics that made infiltration easy: charisma, a bubbly sense of humor, friendliness; they just weren’t in her nature, if they ever had been.

Of all of their rank, the Rogue never managed to blend in as well or for as long as the others. They were all of them, perfect, near-exact replicas of some long-forgotten human war heroes but something about her unnerved people. The Sniper claimed it was her eyes that gave it away. How they were flat and hungry as a colo claw fish most of the time. The Heavy had been more prosaic about it and had chalked it up to the alterations and additions that had been made to their genetic sequence. There had been almost nothing left of the sources for their genetic templates and some human traits were inherently undesirable to the Supreme Leader to begin with, so the Kaminoans had filled in the gaps and tweaked what existed to order.

Any reasons why the Supreme Leader had insisted on these particular humans for the project was insight into a wisdom that far surpassed the Rogue’s comprehension. It wasn’t deemed necessary information for them to know, and she had never bothered to ask. It hardly seemed important.

Rising up, the Rogue looked over the inside of the inn and meandered towards one of the four narrow windows set in the rounded inn walls. The road was just visible in the dying sunlight, a thin silver-blue ribbon winding over the lush, hilled land. It was clear and empty, and in the distance, the soft glow of the closest colony flickered like a candle. It was more than two hours from the inn by foot but with all the quiet of the countryside, blaster fire would probably carry.

That was fine; blasters weren’t the Rogue’s favorite short-range weapon anyways. Her thumb slid along the top of the belt strapped around her waist before hooking above the handle of her nightstick.

There were strict laws in this region of space, laws fueled by some sort of ridiculous, rabid cultish fervor and the collective unhealed trauma from the Empire’s occupation that prevented the presence of any non-indigenous military presence or bounty hunters from roaming without close observation. That had ruled out their life-sustaining armor in favor for something that, unfortunately, screamed tourist and traveler. The Rogue had been quick to protest but as the Knights and this mission weren’t supposed to exist, it was unavoidable. It had also been a direct order, so. That had settled that.

The Armory’s dark khaki green tunic was the cheap, common kind that could be found at most trading posts with long sleeves and enough folds and pockets to hide all sorts of useful things. The black, high-necked, and long sleeved shirt that the tunic was wrapped over was made of a more expensive and deceptively tough knife-resistant fabric, but a person would have to be looking for that particular detail to notice it. His pants, leg wraps, and shoes were black and all looked to be of the same trading post origin as the shirt.

Weapons were also highly regulated, which meant the most deadly thing the Armory had on his person was a single law-congruent stun pistol, and a crescent-bladed knife hanging off of the utility belt cinched around his middle. The several vials of poison discreetly tucked out of sight were somewhat less legal but they had no intention of staying on this planet past the midnight hour.

The Armory’s dark hair hung loose about his head in a thick, heavy fall that reached his shoulders. It was hardly regulation nor very practical in a fight, but it suited him. The short facial hair that framed the Armory’s mouth and swept up his jaw bone kept his features from appearing too much younger than his twenty-two years and brought balance to the pronounced bridge of his nose and hollowed cheeks. The warm tone of his brown skin easily hid the fact that he wasn’t often exposed to sunlight, quite unlike the Rogue’s. And with his large, friendly eyes that drew people in and a face that leant itself best to smiling, the pair might as well be night and day. That approachability was something the Rogue used to be jealous of for the attention it brought him, but she had ultimately learned to play to her strengths.

The Rogue had brought no weapons aside from herself and a more tame nightstick than the one that usually accompanied her. It hung openly at her waist over a knee-length gray tunic and a twin of the black, stab-resistant shirt that the Armory wore. Her own cinnamon brown hair had been pulled back into no-nonsense braid that had then been twisted into itself and pinned as a bun at the back of her head.

There wasn’t a trace of rouge on her lips or kohl around her eyes, something that the Sniper had pestered her for not caring about. When he hadn’t let up, she rewarded him with a quick sweep of her leg to knock the Sniper’s out from under him and send him crashing heavily down onto the floor. Though the memory of his stunned expression and how he had rubbed at his bruised tailbone brought amusement to the Rogue, she couldn’t help but wonder if maybe he hadn’t been completely wrong.

A little makeup might have actually made her more approachable...but probably not. If it wasn’t her “colo-claw-fish-eyes” and standoffish demeanor that put strangers off, her sharp tongue inevitably cut away any amicable connections with would-be allies. The knowledge that they had managed at the inn for the past several hours without her offending anyone wasn’t much of a consolation.

The inn wasn’t particularly large to begin with but the Armory and the Rogue were its sole guests. The upper floor housed four rooms to let out to guests while the main floor served as a modest eatery and watering hole for the locals. A place like this probably got more than enough business but it was the off-season now, and the cusp of the second harvest which meant the only people traveling were those who absolutely had to. The inn itself would be closed in another day or two until the cold season was over and planting was complete. It was unlikely anyone would be stumbling in on them.

The Rogue tapped her fingers impatiently along the handle of her nightstick as she started to calculate their odds of being interrupted, then dismissed the thought before it was complete. If the Armory had done his job and the Sniper was currently doing his, it would be impossible.

“I’m sorry, but we must impose even further on you,” The Rogue said suddenly. Her voice was rough and slightly hoarse from disuse, an unpleasant contrast to the calm ease that filled the room. “We were directed here by some mutual friends. We were told you help people find what they’re looking for. Things from the war against the Empire.”

The Armory moved his arms from where he had them leaning against the tabletop to drop one casually across his lap and within easy reach of a quick draw of his stun gun. The other he braced on the bench he sat on as he looked between the Rogue and the innkeeper with nothing more than polite curiosity on his face. He was still planning on getting what they needed without violence. That was not a priority for the Rogue.

The tense moment of silence that followed the Rogue’s words erased any remaining doubt she had as to whether they had the right target. Tension drew the innkeeper’s posture ruler-straight behind the counter of the bar and her lips thinned.

Did the innkeeper know she was prey? If she didn’t, she would find out very quickly. A thrill tickled up the Rogue’s spine and she licked her dry lips in anticipation.

“I don’t. Not anymore.” The Innkeeper said shortly. “Not for years.”

The Armory’s head tilted minutely towards the door to the pantry in an unspoken warning. The droid had returned to the entrance to the main hall, surveying the scene unfolding before it in silence. The Rogue nodded slightly; she’d destroy it soon enough but her focus was on their target.

“I’m just an innkeeper. I don’t want trouble,” She said, raising her voice. One of the Rogue’s eyebrows quirked at the foolishness of the act. Undoubtedly, the innkeeper hoped that someone would hear her but the roads were as empty as the inn nearly was.

“Then indulge us a little. You said years, but our mutual friends said you helped move some Imperial relics six weeks ago. That’s a bit short of the years you say it’s been since you were involved in any smuggling.” The warm smile that had first come to the Armory’s face when the innkeeper had offered them more to drink had never left. Only now, it was twisted into something considerably more focused and less inviting.

The Rogue’s heart skipped when she saw the sweat beading across the woman’s forehead and she slid her fingers around the fabric-bound handle of her weapon.

Prey, the Rogue’s blood sang with excitement, unworthy prey.

Fear tightened the innkeeper’s lips and the Rogue’s eyes measured her, waiting. Would the innkeeper run? There was nowhere to go. No, judging from how the Chiss had drawn closer to the countertop of the bar and had been moving her arms in tiny, stiff motions beneath the counter, she probably had a weapon trained on them at that very moment.

Good. The Rogue preferred an open fight.

Inhale, exhale...Inhale, exhale...

Inhale- A burst of red blaster fire exploded through the thin front board of the counter but the Rogue was ready for it.

In a blur of motion, the Rogue swung aside and closed the distance between them. Her nightstick swung up and the metal-capped end smashed across the woman’s mouth with enough force to send her spinning to the floor. Blood spattered the floor in a spray and the Rogue bared her teeth in a predatory grin.

A sudden, shrill siren-like tone raised loud enough to rattle the teeth in their heads and stole the flush of victory from the Rogue.

The damned droid-!

The windows shuddered in their frames, cracks starting to splinter out along the panes. The Armory had clapped his hands over his ears in an ineffective attempt to dampen the piercing shrill; his stun gun still clutched in one hand. None of his weapons would be effective against the metal creature. In a single motion, the Rogue twisted the handle to electrify the lower end of the shaft and turned to deal with the droid. Her weapon wasn’t ideal for disabling it, but-

Behind the Rogue, glass dust and twisted metal shrapnel exploded out from where a window once was. She grit her teeth against the sudden flash of heat she felt across her cheek as the first blaster bolt passed her and slammed into the droid’s eye lenses. Another bolt blasted into the body of the droid, shearing straight through it’s plating to fry the circuits and cut off its screams. Steam and chemical vapor curled up from the droid, filling the air with the acrid smell of burning plasteel and circuitry but it was silent.

Kriffing hell.

The Rogue cast a glowering look out the shattered window and into the darkness. Subtlety was clearly off the table, but the innkeeper and her droid had seen to that.

Hopping the counter, the Armory landed lightly beside the innkeeper and kicked the blaster out of reach. Placing a booted foot on the innkeeper’s shoulder, he shoved her onto her back.

The nightstick had knocked three of the Chiss’ teeth clean free, cracked several others, and from the blood and saliva that oozed out from her lips, she’d probably bitten into her tongue, too. The Rogue’s nose wrinkled at the sight, not at all trying to hide her amused disgust at her own handy work.

“Well that was foolish of you,” The Armory commented as he glanced back at the smoldering droid. When the innkeeper let out a moan, he looked back down. Dropping weightlessly into a crouch that would have made most knees creak, the Armory placed the flat of his dagger under the innkeeper’s chin.

“Focus.” When the innkeeper’s disoriented gaze wandered, he tapped the flat of the blade against the innkeeper’s lower jaw. It wasn’t hard enough to really hurt but it definitely got the woman’s attention.

“I have connections-! High up friends that will come after you for this!!” She spat, blood from her broken teeth staining her blue lips purple.

“We’re ghosts, my friend,” The Armory replied as the Rogue moved in closer. His voice was gentle but confident. “No one can catch ghosts. Now, you were just telling us about those Imperial relics...”

The innkeeper’s resolve broke fast, certainly faster than her femur did, but the Armory and the Rogue were nothing if not thorough and there would be no stopping until they had agreed they knew everything.

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James Benning in Joshua Tree (December 25), 2011. Photo by Heinz Peter Knes

Artist: James Benning

Exhibition Title: Down the Rabbit Hole: JB in JT

Arranged by: Julie Ault and Martin Beck

In Collaboration With: O-Town House, Los Angeles

Note: at the request of O-Town House we have adjusted this project’s presentation.

Shortly after I arrived in Joshua Tree some three weeks ago, going into lockdown with Julie and Martin, we decided this was a perfect time to realize our plan for a James Benning exhibition of his works in their home. The idea for a private exhibition of James’s works here was hatched last Christmas, a time when the gang usually descends on Joshua Tree for some quality time at the kitchen table and in front of the fireplace. But now, considering the current circumstances, developing this exhibition as a virtual one seems to resolve several issues—of privacy, access to the public, and keeping busy and engaged with the world. Down the Rabbit Hole: JB in JT is conceived as part of a continuum with two earlier exhibition projects. The first, Tell It To My Heart, which traveled from the Kunstmuseum Basel to Culturgest in Lisbon and ultimately to Artists Space in New York, was an exhibition based on the artworks Julie has collected over decades, many of them the results of conversations and collaborations with other artists. The curatorial team was equally significant, and the project strove to develop a different mode of mapping the ways art and history touch our lives through relationships and collaborations. The second project in this lineage was inspired by the first, titled 31 Friends by James, for which he made 31 artworks for as many friends. The works were shown at the Marfa Book Company in Marfa, TX, and, after the exhibition ended, were given to their intended owners. James then asked everyone to send him a photograph of the works in their new homes. Those framed photographs were presented at O-Town House. James described 31 Friends as an “attempt to pay homage to the ability of art to produce community as opposed to just commerce.” The line drawn from Tell It To My Heart to 31 Friends to Down the Rabbit Hole is indicative of an ongoing effort to sustainably engage artistic practices and align the language around this work meaningfully with our lives. Down the Rabbit Hole brings together (nearly) all the artworks and some artifacts made by James that are distributed in Julie and Martin’s house and grounds in Joshua Tree. Many of these objects are on permanent display, others were unearthed from drawers and closets. Most objects we photographed as they are installed, others we staged, and, collectively, we put together an annotated checklist, supplying details about the work and some stories of how they came about. Picking up on the aspirations of Tell It To My Heart and 31 Friends, this exhibition also reads as a conversation. The works are listed in chronological order to make present the unfolding of friendship over many years; the show becoming an extension of ongoing collaborations with a view toward the future. Moments of recollection, such as Down the Rabbit Hole represents, become crucial to finding fresh ways of thinking about the role art can play in the construction of community. By drawing lines across time, as we rummage through James’s traces here at the house, together, we are taking stock, reviewing, and recounting the conversations that grew into plans and then into actions. Enduring interests and subjects, obsessions, and curiosities have become shared experiences and the medium with which we solidify our lives together.

— Scott Cameron Weaver

After Traylor, 2004 Colored pencil on cardstock Two parts 6 1/2 × 4 1/4 inches and 6 1/2 × 8 3/8

James often came to Joshua Tree around the holidays to visit our mutual friend Dick Hebdige. In 2003 they came over to our house a couple evenings. Sitting by the fire, James said, “I usually don’t like places like this, but I like it here.” I think he was referring to all the colors. When Dick and James came over the following Christmas, JB brought this wonderful gift. It seems reasonable to me now, but at the time, copying Bill Traylor imagery, and doing it well, was astonishing. (JA)

Two sugar pine cones (Pinus lambertiana) from Hatchet Peak near Pine Flat, ca. 2005 Approx. 11 × 4 × 4 inches each

When coming to JT from his place in the Sierras, James sometimes brings a couple of large pine cones with him. We integrated most of them into the landscape, and some have disintegrated over the years. These two we kept on a stand on the patio. They sometimes get blown off by the wind and we find them somewhere between the cactuses. (MB)

Clock, 2006 9 inches diameter Acrylic paint on clock

I needed to keep busy, part of my nature, so inspired by the many cans of paint in the garage (due to the many different colors used inside and outside of the house [what is it 36? I think it’s 42]), I decided to paint a clock I had just found in a local thrift store using a few of those colors. (JB)

Continue the exhibition after the jump.

AFTER JESSE HOWARD (DETAIL) J.B., 2007 Colored pencil on cardstock Two parts 6 1/2 × 4 1/4 and 6 1/2 × 8 ½ Pencil (verso of larger part): A MAN HAS NO RIGHT TO DEFEND HIS FAMILY DECATUR. ILL. OCT. 11. 1961 OF ALL THE UN=AMERICAN. UN=CIVIL- IZED WAY OF LIFE! ARREST: A MA- N AND THROW HIM IN JAIL! BECA- USE HE HAD NO PERMIT TO CON- STRUCT A FALLOUT SHELTER, FOR HIMSELF=AND=HIS=FAMILY. JESSE HOWARD

This was the second set of drawings made for this two-part frame. The first set was two Bill Traylor drawings (see After Traylor, 2004), but they looked rather silly so small, so I replaced them with these two truncated drawings of a Jesse Howard painting that I copied and is hanging in the replica Kaczynski cabin I built in the Sierras. I’m not sure what happened to the first set. (JB)

Once taken out of the frame, the first set, After Traylor (2004), was kept in the bottom shelf of a covered sideboard, visible right when opening its door. The unprotected drawings were vulnerable. This display, if one could call it that, always felt a bit treacherous and, recently, Julie packed the drawings in glassine and cardboard and stored them safely in the Christmas closet. (MB)

Freedom Club, 2009 Wood carving 2 × 9 7/8 inches

Kaczynski embedded a signature of sorts—the letters FC—in the bombs he made from 1980 on, and in the mid-nineties signed letters to public figures and editors FC. FC (Freedom Club) was supposed to be an anarchist terrorist group. Kaczynski’s 1995 letter to Scientific American is worth repeating: “Scientists and engineers constantly gamble with human welfare, and we see today the effects of some of their lost gambles: ozone depletion, the greenhouse effect, cancer-causing chemicals to which we cannot avoid exposure, accumulating nuclear waste for which a sure method of disposal has not yet been found, the crowding, noise and pollution that have followed industrialization, massive extinction of species and so forth…. We emphasize the negative PHYSICAL consequences of scientific advances often are completely unforeseeable…. But far more difficult to foresee are the negative SOCIAL consequences of technological progress. The engineers who began the industrial revolution never dreamed their work would result in the creation of an industrial proletariat or the economic boom and bust cycle.” This carving was a step in James’s process of furnishing his Kaczynski cabin. After a while, he replaced it with one reading FC, and I asked if I could have this one. (JA)

James Benning and Sadie Benning Untitled, 2010 Pencil on cardstock, framed Two parts (left part drawn by Sadie Benning, right part drawn by James Benning) Drawing: 6 1/2 × 4 1/4 inches and 6 1/2 × 8 1/2 inches Frame: 8 × 14 1/2 inches

This was the third set of drawings made for this two-part frame. I was going to continue to change the drawings for this frame, but since this is the only collaboration between Sadie and I, it seemed best to end the series here. (JB)

James and Sadie like to settle on the couch in front of the fireplace when they visit. One Christmas we got a new couch. Knowing that we wouldn’t be home when they arrived, and that they would immediately take their places in front of the fire, we wrapped a large ribbon around the couch and made it an in situ present to them. (MB)

After Traylor by J.B., 2010 Colored pencil on paper Drawing: 12 3/4 × 8 1/2 inches Frame: 21 1/2 × 14 1/4 inches Pencil on backing board: APARTMENT FOR PEOPLE TO GO AND THEN COME OUT UP A ELEVATOR AND THEN JUMP OUT THE WINDOW. ONLY THE MANAGERS CAN GO THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR. NAME OF THE APARTMENT IS “THE PEOPLE’S APARTMENT”. 100 PEOPLE LIVE IN IT, EVERONES THE SAME AGE, BUT SOME ARE 10, 20, AND 40. by VANESSA

Vanessa’s name is Vanessa Basilio. She was about eleven at the time, 2010. She was a CAP student. CAP is Community Arts Partnership. CalArts students teach kids in disadvantaged communities, and then the kids have a show at CalArts. When I saw her piece (house and text), I was most impressed and asked her if I could trade her an artwork for it. She was excited to make a trade, but told me she wanted to see what I could offer. I told her I could trade her a house for her house. The next day I met her and her mother, and showed her the After Traylor house. She really liked it and we made the trade, and I took a picture of her holding her house but can’t find the photo. (JB)

James made another version of the After Traylor (2010) drawing that he gave Vanessa for our house; he transcribed Vanessa’s description of her house on the frame’s backing board. A photograph of the work by Heinz Peter Knes, showing the drawing in context at the house, adorns the back cover of the first volume of Tell It To My Heart. Proofing the catalog, none of us noticed the image was reversed, the bird looking to the left rather than to the right. (MB)

(FC) Two Cabins by JB, 2011 Edited by Julie Ault Contributions by Julie Ault, James Benning, Dick Hebdige, Theodore J. Kaczynski, and Henri David Thoreau Designed by Martin Beck Published by A.R.T. Press, New York

I still intend to write something about the Two Cabins constellation and Thoreau and Kaczynski copies James gave me. (JA)

After Thoreau, 2011 Ink on chipboard, framed Drawing: 10 × 8 inches Frame: 18 1/2 × 15 1/2 inches

This is a copy of one of Henry David Thoreau’s many drawings that he made as the town surveyor of Concord, Massachusetts. The frame is tramp art from the 1930s. (JB)

The autodidactic orientation of both Thoreau and Kaczynski finds a correlation in Benning, who takes immense pleasure in learning. Ted Kaczynski created a numeric code to shield his most self-incriminating journal entries about his bombing campaign. JB meticulously copied the dense document and hung it in his Kaczynski cabin. He made a second copy for me, but it’s not in Joshua Tree. Empathy is palpable in his copies, and so is James, who leaves traces. I regard the reproduced TK code and the Thoreau survey as outlying companions linked by James’s acts of copying, thereby completing the triad of primary protagonists in FC: Two Cabins by JB. (JA)

intertitle study for Stemple Pass, 2012 Typewriting on paper 11 × 9 1/4 inches

I spent a few weeks working on Stemple Pass at the kitchen table in JT. This was made while I was working on the intertitles. I believe there is a photo of me doing just that, in the first Tell It To My Heart catalog. (JB)

Tell It To My Heart was an exhibition about the artworks given to and acquired by Julie over a few decades. For the catalog, the works were photographed in situ, “at home” in our NY apartment and the JT house, installed on the walls, packed up in closets, under the couch, in drawers, and other odd places. Some of the images didn’t even show artworks, just the environment. The only person appearing in the catalog’s photography is James, seen from behind, with headphones on, sitting at the JT kitchen table, editing a film. (MB)

After Beck 11 × 15 3/4, 2013 Acrylic paint on wood panel 11 × 15 3/4 inches

Martin gave me a painting of his that was hanging on the wall in JT. It was a painting that I always admired. I was going to make an exact copy of it and replace it in the same place. It proved to be too difficult for me to reproduce, so I made this painting instead. It was the same dimensions as the painting I tried to copy. (JB)

Back in 1996, I gave a painting I had made as an art student to Julie. It was the first painting I considered to be quite good and therefore was precious to me. Soon after we got the house in JT, the painting moved out here, which is where James saw it. Expressing his admiration, he wondered if there were others like it. I had a similar same-size one from that time in storage at my parents house in Austria. James and I then cooked up a trade: I would give him that painting and he would copy it for me. When visiting my parents next I took the painting to NY and sent it to him in the mail. Quite a few months later, at Christmas out in JT, James gave me his version of it. While James was working on the copy, Sadie painted a white version as a companion piece. Unbeknownst of the impending gifts, I had made two drawings, to give them as presents, one for James, one for Sadie, both saying “the same thing can be done in different ways.” (MB)

Thinking about the Unabomber, 1987/2014 Enlarged photobooth photograph, framed Image: 4 3/4 × 4 3/4 inches Frame: 12 1/2 × 12 1/2 inches

In 1987 a woman witnessed a man wearing aviator glasses and a hooded sweatshirt placing a package outside a computer store in Salt Lake City that turned out to be a bomb. The widely circulated police sketch made from her description was the first representation of the Unabomber. (JA)

The last year I lived in NYC, Sadie visited me and we went to Coney Island and made this photo in a photobooth. I was thinking about the Unabomber because a number of my friends and I thought the Unabomber might have been Leo Burt, the only person never to be arrested for the Sterling Hall bombing at the University of Wisconsin, in protest against the Vietnam War. In 2014 I re-photographed the photo. (JB)

Three Paper Airplanes, 2014 Signed contract; three one hundred-dollar bills, folded Laser print on paper, framed Print: 9 3/4 × 8 inches Frame: 12 1/2 × 10 1/2 inches Bills: 1 1/2 × 6 × 1 1/4 inches each

Julie bought this piece for $600 and paid with 563 single dollar bills. I then gave the three secretaries (the three women who keep the CalArts film school running) $200 each. The piece was in the spirit of Douglas Huebler—he was teaching at CalArts in the 1980s—and was one of the reasons I took a job there. I like his art very much, and he was an amazing guy. (JB)

For several years, whenever James needed a book for his Kaczynski library and research into artists he was copying, he asked me to scope out the possibilities online and order the books, since I had a credit card. This provided a productive exchange about the books’ contents and various editions. Periodically I’d give him the tally. On one occasion, he owed me $563 and paid me in one-dollar bills stuffed into a big envelope. Not needing the cash at that moment, I kept the reimbursement “as is.” A few years later, James told me about his paper airplanes made from one-hundred dollar bills and said he wanted to get more than their value to split the money between the three women that run the film department, who do a lot for him. So I pulled out the envelope and made up the difference to $600. (JA)

This work was really hard to photograph—it is usually stored in a protective box in a cabinet. Scott and I kept moving the paper airplanes around the house and tried about a dozen different settings until we settled on this one. Another image we shot looks very similar except that the hundred-dollar bills sit on a pink ground with a yellow glow coming in from the sides. Julie liked the green ground better, so we went with that. (MB)

After Ono by J.B., 2014 Photocopy, framed Print: 7 1/4 × 5 3/8 inches Frame: 11 1/8 × 9 1/8 inches

This is a reproduction of a call for entries by Yoko Ono for a show (This is Not Here) at Emerson Museum, Syracuse, NY, to open on October 9, 1971. (JB)

After Ono by J.B., 2014 Photocopy, framed Print: 7 1/4 × 5 3/8 inches Frame: 10 7/8 × 8 3/4 inches

After Warhol (smiling), 2014 Serigraph, silver and black oil-based ink on paper Print: 25 × 24 1/2 inches Frame: 26 1/2 × 26 inches

I love this sexy exuberant photograph of Andy Warhol, grabbing Parker Tyler’s crotch. JB made it in the spirit of Warhol, as part of a diptych, the other half being After Noland (smiling). I’m often amazed by the images and narratives James annexes and activates. (JA)

After Noland (smiling), 2014 Serigraph, silver and black oil-based ink on paper Print: 25 × 24 1/2 inches Frame: 26 1/2 × 26 inches

For quite a few years, I’ve been spending summers in JT, mostly by myself. The only friend who doesn’t mind the heat and visits regularly is James. During the hot days, we both work and tool around, he under the covered patio, I in the garage studio. In the evenings, I prepare food; he makes gin-and-tonics, we listen to music and talk about work and life. At first, I wasn’t sure why James thought I should have an image of Ruth Ann Moorehead (“Ouish” of the Manson girls). I know he likes Cady Noland’s work and I do too. I love the image and, of course, understand why he chose it. (MB)

Thirty-one Friends (October), 2015 Published by Marfa Book Company, Marfa, TX

In the years 2014–15 James Benning made 31 works of art for 31 friends, and produced a book, recounting a story of each friendship and describing the works created with them in mind. Some of the works referenced work by other artists—Andy Warhol, Marie Menken, Bill Traylor, Jean-Luc Godard, Jesse Howard, Henry Darger, Henry David Thoreau, Cady Noland, Robert Smithson, Jasper Johns, Miroslav Tichý, and Ted Kaczynski—inferring another set of (imagined) friends. In the summer of 2015, these works were exhibited together along with the publication at the Marfa Book Company, in Marfa, TX. At the show’s closing event, the artworks were removed from the walls and given to each of the friends for whom they’d been made. The works then traveled to places near and far—Bastrop, Texas, Duisburg, Germany, Sydney, Austria, downtown Los Angeles…. The final chapter of this project happened in 2018 at O-Town House, and consisted of the photographs James asked each friend to take of his gifted artwork in situ— gathered together from their disparate locations. 31 Friends represented a self-professed exercise in prioritizing the mechanisms in art that foster genuine examples of community. (SCW)

June 2nd, 1984, 2015 Acrylic paint on thermometer 15 1/2 × 2 3/4 inches

In the summer of 2015 James generously helped me with the shoot and edit for the Last Night film which is based on the records David Mancuso played on June 2nd, 1984, at the last party at the Prince Street Loft. To keep the sound clean we had to film with windows closed and swamp cooler off, making for a rather hot environment. To get a little break, one afternoon we went to the 99 Cent Store where James bought a thermometer. He painted it pink and, after thinking for a while what other decoration it should have, decided on June 2nd 1984. (MB)

After Chris B., 2018 Acrylic paint on match-head on nickel coin in wrapping paper 1 × 2 inches Edition 7/20

After Chris B., 2018 Acrylic paint on match-head on nickel coin in wrapping paper 1 × 2 inches Edition 19/20

I made this work in JT while recuperating from major surgery. (JB)

James was pretty under the weather after his surgery. We were all worried about his vulnerability and waiting it out. One morning I was going to the store and asked if anyone needed anything. James suddenly perked up and said he needed twenty nickels, some metallic paper, and a box of red-tip matchsticks. I couldn’t find red matches anywhere, only Diamond-brand green tips. He then asked for red paint and a small paintbrush and proceeded to meticulously color twenty of the green tips red. With his obsession and ambition restored, we knew he was recovering. (JA)

James made this edition as gifts for friends while convalescing under Julie and Martin’s and Dick Hebdige’s doting care in Joshua Tree, staying at their places a few days each, wearing the pajamas bought for him by Sharon Lockhart. The work was inspired by the 1979 installation, The Reason for the Neutron Bomb, by Chris Burden. The original work, now in the collection of the Museum of Contemporary Art San Diego, comprises fifty thousand nickels and match sticks, all placed on the floor in a grid, with the red match-heads all pointing in the same direction and the words of the title painted across the wall behind them. With each red match and nickel representing a Soviet tank, Burden’s installation spoke to the escalating arms race at the height of the Cold-War. (SCW)

Ault + Beck, 2019 Acrylic paint on wood board 9 1/4 × 23 inches Sign reads: AULT + BECK 9224 VIA ROCOSA PSALMS=148=8

Soon after we bought the house, Jennifer Bolande and Cannon Hudson stayed here for a few weeks. They were having some packages sent and, in order for the carrier to find the house, painted a sign showing our names and address. Over the years, the sun burned off the paint and made it illegible. When James arrived for the recent Christmas holidays, we asked him to make a new sign, which he eagerly took on, commenting: “Now I have something to do and don’t have to stare at the walls.” His sign uses Jesse Howard’s lettering and cites a psalm Howard included in one of his paintings. Psalm 148:8 reads “lightning and hail, snow and clouds, stormy winds that do his bidding.” The day after we installed the sign, it snowed—a rare and lovely occurrence in the desert. (MB)

Genius Christ, 2019 Acrylic paint on wood board 5 7/8 × 12 7/8 inches

In celebration of our favorite genius. (JB)

Love Saves the Day, 2019 Acrylic paint on wood board 10 7/8 × 12 7/8 inches

Once James finished the two signs and needed more things to do in order to stay busy we started thinking of other signs that might be needed. I asked him if he could make one for the garage studio, referencing the Loft and David Mancuso. We decided on the phrase Mancuso used on the invitation to the first Loft party in 1970. (MB)

JB has copied Jesse Howard’s signs for many years, and replica signs figure into his recent projects Found Fragments and Alabama. A hand-painted recycled license plate that hangs from a thick rusty chain crossing his driveway in Pine Flat reads: “POSTED Henry David Thoreau KEEP OUT.” For some time previously, it read, “POSTED T.J. Kaczynski KEEP OUT.” (JA)

Sketches for Genius Christ and Love Saves the Day, 2019 Laser print and pencil on paper 5 × 13 inches and 8 1/4 × 17 1/4 inches

These scraps of paper contain the scale calculations and printouts James used to transfer the sign layouts to the boards. They now are in the same place in the sideboard which the two-part After Traylor (2004) drawing inhabited for a long time. (MB)

after Darger (Welcome), 2020 Acrylic paint on garage door 6 feet 11 inches × 25 feet

This work doesn’t exist yet. James had the idea for it over the holidays but wanted to wait for warmer weather to paint it. We thought including a mock-up here might insure it happens—hopefully soon as he can safely come to JT. (MB)

We were all talking about the influx of people to Joshua Tree over the last few years and envisioning a message to anyone coming up the driveway who didn’t belong there that they’re in the wrong place (or, perhaps, the right one). Naturally, the Vivian Girls came to mind, and James had just the Darger image on his laptop to extract from, Second Battle of McAllister Run they are pursued. The section he plans to superimpose on the garage door shows Glandelinians bearing bayonets, hunting for the girls, who hide behind trees, as if to say: welcome to the realm of the unreal. (JA)

Images courtesy of O-TOWN HOUSE, Los Angeles

— Scott Cameron Weaver

Link: James Benning at O-TOWN HOUSE

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaNjmuttJzw

Crypt of the NecroDancer is an award winning hardcore rhythm-based dungeon crawling game.

Can you survive this deadly dungeon of dance, slay the NecroDancer, and recapture your still beating heart? Or will you be a slave to the rhythm for all eternity? Players must move on the beat to navigate randomly generated dungeons while battling dancing skeletons, zombies, dragons, and more, while grooving to the game's award winning Danny Baranowsky soundtrack! You can even team up with a friend in local co-op mode!

Get Crypt of the NecroDancer On Nintendo Switch Here

Darkest Dungeon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCJ6UNvEG94

Video Source - Red Hook Studios

Darkest Dungeon is a challenging gothic RPG about the stresses of dungeon crawling. You will lead a band of heroes on a perilous side-scrolling descent, dealing with a prodigious number of threats to their bodily health, and worse, a relentless assault on their mental fortitude! Five hundred feet below the earth you will not only fight unimaginable foes, but famine, disease, and the stress of the ever-encroaching dark.

Darkest Dungeon focuses on the humanity and psychological vulnerability of the heroes and asks: What emotional toll does a life of adventure take? Recruit, train, and lead a team of flawed heroes through twisted forests, forgotten warrens, ruined crypts, and beyond.

You'll battle not only unimaginable foes, but stress, famine, disease, and the ever-encroaching dark. Uncover strange mysteries, and pit the heroes against an array of fearsome monsters with an innovative strategic turn-based combat system. Darkest Dungeon is not a game where every hero wins the day with shiny armor and a smile. It is a game about hard trade-offs, nearly certain demise, and heroic acts.

The Affliction System - battle not only monsters, but stress! Contend with paranoia, masochism, fear, irrationality, and a host of gameplay-meaningful quirks!

Striking hand-drawn gothic crowquill art style

Innovative turn-based combat pits you against a host of diabolical monsters

Narration system to celebrate your successes...and failures

16 (and counting!) playable hero classes, including Plague Doctor, Hellion, and even the Leper!

Camp to heal wounds or deliver inspiring speeches.

Rest your weary, shell-shocked characters in town at the Tavern or the Abbey to keep their stress in check.

Classic CRPG and roguelike features, including character permadeath, procedural dungeons, and incredible replay

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Donky Kong Country: Tropical Freeze

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5p0SiWHwvw Barrel-blast into a critically acclaimed Donkey Kong adventure as this beloved franchise makes its Nintendo Switch debut with a banana-bunch of new features. Traverse islands packed with platforming perfection and nonstop action as the classic Kongs in the original game, or mix things up by playing the story as Funky Kong in new Funky Mode! Arctic invaders have turned Donkey Kong Island into their personal frozen fortress, and it's up to you to save the day. Play as Donkey Kong in Original Mode and team up with Diddy Kong, Dixie Kong, and Cranky Kong - each with unique abilities - to overcome platforming challenges and frosty foes. For a more accessible experience, start a game in Funky Mode to enjoy a range of gameplay updates and a new main-character option, spectacular surfing simian Funky Kong! His extra hearts and unique abilities make for a more relaxed gaming experience. And no matter which mode you choose, a wealth of collectibles and two-player co-op round out the fun!

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Dragon Quest Builders

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-BNho6bA8g

Gather, craft, and build the kingdom of your dreams to restore the ruined world of Alefgard!

As the legendary Builder, you'll construct rooms, towns, and defenses while fighting monsters. In Terra Incognita, build freely, share creations online, battle in an arena, and access exclusive content to the Nintendo Switch version of the game! You're the only one in Alefgard who can rebuild and level up its ruined towns to attract new residents and raise their strength. But be wary: increasing a town's level will also lure the Dragonlord's monsters! So, join residents and fight back! When you defeat monsters and break blocks of the environment, you'll earn materials for crafting items and building structures. Enjoy content exclusive to the Nintendo Switch version in Terra Incognita: ride a Great Sabrecub, slay foes for Pixel Blocks, and use them to build a Dragon Quest Game Pak so you can access more items for building! The land is yours to rebuild... The goddess Rubiss has spoken!

Gather materials, craft items, and build towns to fulfill your destiny as the legendary Builder

As you build rooms and defenses, towns level up and residents grow stronger

An open world adventure with real time battles against monsters and bosses

Discover side quests, treasure chests, and building schematics during your travels

Build to your hearts' content in Terra Incognita, the free-build mode

Battle waves of monsters at the arena in Terra Gladiatoria

Upload your creations online or download buildings made by other players

Nintendo Switch version of the game Exclusive content: gather special materials with the Great Sabrecub to unlock retro customization options, including the Dragon Quest Game Pak

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Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKkWcfawKFE Winner of 200+ Game of the Year Awards, Skyrim® arrives on the Nintendo Switch console. The open-world adventure from Bethesda Game Studios® where you can virtually be anyone and do anything, now allows you to go anywhere - at home and on the go. New features for the Nintendo Switch version of the game include motion controls, gear based on the Legend of Zelda series, and amiibo compatibility.

Live Another Life, In Another World

Create your own custom character, and do virtually whatever you want

Includes all content from of??icial add-ons: Dawnguard, Hearth??ire, and Dragonborn

Choose from hundreds of weapons, spells, and abilities. The character system allows you to play almost any way you want and de??ine yourself through your actions

Exclusive Features Only on Nintendo Switch

Use motion controls to battle with melee weapons, aim your bow, or pick locks

Tap compatible Legend of Zelda character amiibo ??igures (sold separately) once daily for the chance to gain gear inspired by the series. Take down enemies with the Master Sword, protect yourself with the Hylian shield, and feel heroic in the Champion's Tunic!

Tap other compatible amiibo ??igures to receive a chest of loot and abilities

Get Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim On Nintendo Switch Here

Golf Story

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-6HotrJfBI

Video Source - SideBarGames

Tee up anywhere - on and off the course

Golf Story combines the sheer excitement of golf with a serious story that plays out over 8 different courses. Play the story of a golfer who is forced to give up all that he holds dear for one last shot at accomplishing his dreams. But all is not so simple in the world of golf. To best today's players you have to be able to keep up with them both on and off the course. Features:

Tee up anywhere! You'll be surprised by how many problems can be solved by hitting a golf ball at them.

Explore 8 unique environments, each with their own courses, challenges, people and secrets.

Play through a dramatic story with a diverse cast of characters.

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Hollow Knight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWo5g-tsBNk An epic action adventure through a vast ruined kingdom of insects and heroes. Explore twisting caverns, battle tainted creatures and befriend bizarre bugs, all in a classic, hand-drawn 2D style.

Classic side-scrolling action, with all the modern trimmings. Dodge, dash and slash your way through even the most deadly adversaries.

Includes all of the new items, areas, characters, and bosses from the currently released free content packs; Hidden Dreams, The Grimm Troupe, and Lifeblood. All players will also get access to the final free content pack, Gods and Glory, due later this year!

Explore a vast interconnected world of forgotten highways, overgrown wilds and ruined cities. Choose which paths you take, which enemies you face and find your own way forward.

Evolve with powerful new skills and abilities! Gain spells, strength and speed. Leap to new heights on ethereal wings. Dash forward in a blazing flash. Blast foes with fiery Soul!

A haunting, intimate score accompanies the player on their journey, composed by Christopher Larkin. The score echoes the majesty and sadness of a civilisation brought to ruin

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Kirby Star Allies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNPf9KkL-ik

When a new evil threatens Planet Popstar, Kirby will need a little help from his...enemies?! By making friends out of foes, up to three* players can drop in or out of the adventure at any time. With new and expanded copy abilities, classic Kirby action is deeper than ever: combine abilities with elements such as ice or fire to create new friend abilities! With tons of bosses and enemies standing in your way, Kirby has a new bag of tricks. Take baddies out by taking advantage of their elemental weaknesses.

Use friend hearts to charm enemies and they'll fight alongside you!

Drop-In/Drop-Out Co-op: Up to three other players can take control of Kirby's new friends

Play through the entire game with up to four* players or with CPU friends

Kirby and his friends have fresh moves thanks to new and expanded copy abilities

Combine abilities with elements such as wind and water to create new friend abilities

Some bosses and enemies are weak to certain elemental attacks, so remember to strategize

*Additional accessories required for multiplayer mode. Game, system and some accessories sold separately.

Get Kirby Star Allies On Nintendo Switch Here

Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjhpgfHGgc4

Deep space is a dangerous place, but you don't have to go alone!

LOVERS IN A DANGEROUS SPACETIME is a frantic 1- to 4-player couch co-op action space shooter. Explore a colorful galaxy in a massive neon battleship that you control together by manning turrets, lasers, shields and thrusters. Only through teamwork can you triumph over the evil forces of Anti-Love, rescue kidnapped space-bunnies, and avoid a vacuumy demise. Deep space is a dangerous place, but you don't have to face it alone! LOCAL CO-OP GAMEPLAY 2 to 4 players (or 1 player plus a loyal AI space-pet) need to work together to man the different battle stations, dashing back and forth between weapons, shields and engines. All players fill important roles at all times, and nobody gets left behind. UPGRADEABLE SHIPS Find and combine powerful space-gems to customize your ship's load-out. Each gem provides different abilities, letting you learn the right tools for every situation. A NEW EXPERIENCE EVERY TIME Randomized level layouts mean that all players will be exploring fresh areas every time you play. SIMPLE CONTROLS, DEEP CHALLENGE Controlling your spacenaut is so simple that anyone can jump in quickly, but getting all players to work together like a well-oiled machine, battling a galaxy of evil robots and constellations — that's the tricky part.

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Mario + Rabbids: Kingdom Battle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok4_QXyo1ew The Mushroom Kingdom has been torn apart by a mysterious vortex, transporting the chaotic Rabbids into this once-peaceful land. To restore order, Mario, Luigi, Princess Peach, and Yoshi must team up with a whole new crew: four Rabbids heroes! Together, they will battle with weapons through four worlds filled with combat, puzzles, and unpredictable enemies. Developed exclusively for the Nintendo Switch system, Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle is the best of the Mario and Rabbids franchises, combining all that you love about Mario's iconic universe with the side-splitting antics of the Rabbids.

FEATURES:

Mario & Rabbids universes collide in this new adventure that combines the best of these two worlds!

Mario, Luigi, Princess Peach, and Yoshi join forces with four Rabbids heroes with their own unique personalities.

Easy to play, difficult to master. Solo and co-op turn-based combat is a fresh gameplay experience.

Battle with an arsenal of weapons through four new worlds filled with enemies, puzzles, and humorous fun!

Pick up and play anywhere exclusively on the Nintendo Switch system, even on the go.

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Mario Kart 8 Deluxe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKlRN2YpxRE Hit the road with the definitive version of Mario Kart 8 and play anytime, anywhere! Race your friends or battle them in a revised battle mode on new and returning battle courses. Play locally in up to 4-player multiplayer in 1080p while playing in TV Mode. Every track from the Wii U version, including DLC, makes a glorious return. Plus, the Inklings appear as all-new guest characters, along with returning favorites, such as King Boo, Dry Bones, and Bowser Jr.!

Features:

Race your friends in the definitive version of Mario Kart 8, only on Nintendo Switch!

Race as every character on every track from the Wii U version, including DLC characters and tracks.

Pop some balloons in the revamped Battle mode, complete with Balloon Battle and Bob-omb Blast.

Battle on new courses, like Urchin Underpass and Battle Stadium, or returning ones, such as GCN Luigi's Mansion and SNES Battle Course 1.

Inkling Girl & Inkling Boy from Splatoon, King Boo, Dry Bones, and Bowser Jr. join the roster!

Players can choose a new Smart Steering feature which makes driving and staying on the track easy for novice players and kids even at 200cc

Three new vehicles have been added, two are even inspired by Splatoon

Carry two items at the same time

Returning items include Boo, the item stealing ghost, and the Feather, which gives you a high jump in battle mode.

Play your friends in local wireless multiplayer with up to 8 players.

Drive through in 1080p HD quality in TV mode

Play on the go with handheld mode and play anytime, anywhere.

Get Mario Kart 8 Deluxe on Nintendo Switch Here

Mario Tennis Aces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMHT2vdWvpg

Up your game with Zone Speed and Zone Shot

Unleash an arsenal of shots and strategies in all-out tennis battles with friends, family, and fan-favorite Mushroom Kingdom characters. Whether you play locally,* online,** or using simple motion controls, intense rallies await! In Adventure mode, experience a new favor of tennis gameplay, with a variety of missions, boss battles and more. Complete missions and boss battles in Adventure mode while mastering the controls. Test your hard-earned skills in singles or doubles with up to 4 players in local* or online** multiplayer, not to mention Tournament Mode, which lets you challenge the CPU. Store up energy and use it to pull off amazing feats: move so fast the world slows down around you or aim in first-person to send the ball crashing down! Your rivals may attempt to block you, but if they fail, their racket will take damage—and break after three hits. Fully charge your energy to launch the ball with enough force to KO your opponent!

Rally against other players in singles or doubles as one of 15+ Mushroom Kingdom characters

Serve up everything from basic shots to trick shots to split-second blocks

Use energy to leap after the ball, slow down time, aim in first-person, break rackets, and KO opponents!

Play locally,* online,** or swing your Joy-Con™ controller like a real racket in Swing Mode

Take on CPU opponents in the Mushroom Cup, Flower Cup, or Star Cup in Tournament Mode

Adventure mode offers a new flavor of tennis gameplay, with a variety of missions, boss battles and more.

Get Mario Tennis Aces On Nintendo Switch Here

Mega Man Legacy Collection 1 + 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Au36nktJESo

Jump into 10 classic Mega Man games, coming to Nintendo Switch! Play the Blue Bomber's six original 8-bit quests in Mega Man Legacy Collection, which includes Mega Man 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, & 6. Mega Man Legacy Collection 2 continues the adventures with the series' evolution and retro revolution across Mega Man 7, 8, 9, & 10. These collections are bursting with additional content, from time trials and remix challenges to a music player and an extensive gallery of rare illustrations. A new "Rewind" feature makes the 6 challenging 8-bit titles in Mega Man Legacy Collection more accessible for newcomers, with the option to rewind time and enjoy a swift recovery from blunders. Unlock additional challenges with the Mega Man amiibo figure!.

Includes game card for Mega Man Legacy Collection

And a download code for Mega Man Legacy Collection 2

Each copy of Mega Man Legacy Collection 1 + 2 purchased at retail comes with a free Mega Man 30th Anniversary Cleaning Cloth included inside (while supplies last).

Get The Legacy Collection On Nintendo Switch Here

Minecraft

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l8nJ_liqrw

Minecraft is a game about placing blocks and going on adventures. Build anything you can imagine with unlimited resources in Creative mode, or go on grand expeditions in Survival, journeying across mysterious lands and into the depths of your own infinite worlds.

Will you hide from monsters or craft tools, armor and weapons to fight back? No need to go alone! Share the adventure with friends in split-screen multiplayer and online! With constant updates and community creations, Minecraft is bigger, better and more beautiful than ever before.

Explore amazing player-made maps, thrilling minigames and more! Band together with friends playing on phone, Windows 10 or console, set up your own online world with Realms*, or join one of the massive player-run servers*! There are so many ways to play! *Realms requires paid subscription (sold separately). Realms and servers available as released.

Play and share with friends on mobile, PC and console

Discover community creations in the new in-game store

Access new mini games and game modes through Servers

Share the couch with four player split screen

Play on the go in handheld or tabletop modes

Includes Super Mario Mash-Up, Natural Texture Pack, Biome Settlers Skin Pack, Battle & Beasts Skin Pack, Campfire Tales Skin Pack

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Night in the Woods

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWMz_H4l-MY

At the End of Everything, Hold onto Anything

College dropout Mae Borowski returns home to the crumbling former mining town of Possum Springs seeking to resume her aimless former life and reconnect with the friends she left behind. But things aren't the same. Home seems different now and her friends have grown and changed. Leaves are falling and the wind is growing colder. Strange things are happening as the light fades. And there's something in the woods. Join Mae on a trip through her hometown and into the dark on the other side. NIGHT IN THE WOODS is an adventure game focused on exploration, story, and character, featuring dozens of characters to meet and lots to do across a lush, vibrant world. Break stuff, play bass, hang out, walk on powerlines, jump between roofs, and discover strange and amazing and terrible things you never asked for. Come home and waste your life away in Possum Springs.

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Owlboy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dutS-F6amrE

Owlboy is a story-driven platform adventure game, where you can fly and explore a brand new world in the clouds! Pick up your friends, and bring them with you as you explore the open skies. Overcome obstacles and greater enemies, in one of the most detailed adventures of this era.

Being a mute, Otus struggles living up to the expectations of owl-hood. Things spiral from bad to worse with the sudden appearance of sky pirates. What follows is a journey through monster infested ruins, with unexpected encounters, well kept secrets, and burdens no one should have to bear.

A love letter to pixel art for a new audience, Owlboy is a story-driven action adventure, with a unique mix of flight and platforming.

Carry anything. Recruit Otus's friends as gunners to fight for you, each with unique abilities and stories.

Large dungeons with big and challenging boss battles.

An adventure 9 years in the making.

Get Owlboy On Nintendo Switch Here

Rayman Legends: Definitive Edidtion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wF02hgOPqE

Rayman, winner of multiple artistic and musical achievements, is coming to Nintendo Switch with Rayman Legends Definitive Edition. This definitive edition contains the acclaimed game Rayman® Legends - 92 on Metacritic for Wii U - as well as new exclusive features. Michel Ancel, celebrated creator of Rayman®, is bringing his innovative creativity to this new and exciting platform, making full use of the power of Switch and its Joy-Con controllers.

Rayman, Globox, and the Teensies are off wandering through an enchanted forest when they discover a mysterious tent filled with a series of captivating paintings. As they look more closely, they notice each painting seems to tell the story of a mythical world. While focusing on a painting that shows a medieval land, they are suddenly sucked into the painting, entering the world, and the adventure begins. The gang must run, jump, and fight their way through each world to save the day and discover the secrets of every legendary painting.

WIRELESS LOCAL MULTIPLAYER - Thanks to the new capabilities of Switch and its Joy-Con controllers, Rayman Legends Definitive Edition enables up to four players to experience wireless local multiplayer.

KUNG FOOT UPDATE - Rayman Legends Definitive Edition brings new features for Kung Foot.

TOUCH GAMEPLAY - Rayman Legends Definitive Edition takes full advantage of Switch and its new capabilities. Undock your Switch device and use the touchscreen to take out enemies, manipulate platforms, cut ropes to clear a path, and much more, including the ability to move rotating platforms.

PLAY EVERYWHERE, ANYWHERE - Play with your friends at any time, and keep playing the game everywhere, anywhere, thanks to Switch and its new controller.

CHALLENGES - Connect with friends through a variety of challenges that will test skill and speed, and check the leaderboard to see rankings around the world.

RAYMAN ROCKS! - Jump to the beat of a drum, punch to the bassline, even zip-line during a guitar sustain. Timing and rhythm are the key to beating the game's maps set to music.

Get Rayman Legends D.E. On Nintendo Switch Here

Shantae: Half Genie Hero - Ultimate Edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSKWihjkk04

Shantae and her friends are coming to Nintendo Switch in full HD with tons of new content in the form of the Ultimate Edition,' containing all the DLC!

In addition to the bevy of vivid, detailed high-definition graphics that made this newest entry in the Shantae series resemble a playable TV show as Shantae danced and transformed her way through 2.5D platforming action, the Pirate Queen's Quest' DLC allows players to take on the role of Shantae's arch-nemesis, Risky Boots, in a whole new storyline!

The Friends to the End' DLC features ethereal new levels and a special boss encounter as Shantae's pals Sky, Bolo, and Rottytops enter her nightmare to try to save her from certain doom, while the Costume Mode' DLC provides three new arcade-style adventures for her to sashay her way through in style.

Shantae's Trademark Belly Dance Moves Come to Switch with Tons of Added Content

After completing Shantae's storyline, dancing to transform into new and fan-favorite creatures alike, why not challenge a whole new storyline as Shantae's arch-nemesis, Risky Boots? Or how about playing through added scenarios as Shantae's friends? Or taking on new challenges as a ninja, beach bum, or policewoman? So many ways to play!

"Pirate Gear" Style of Play Returns in Another Perspective on the Shantae Storyline

The gear-based ability system from Shantae and the Pirate's Curse returns to help Risky Boots multi-jump, glide, and more as she discovers new gear to access new areas in the Pirate Queen's Quest' DLC expansion.

All-New Gameplay Types Abound as Shantae's Friends Get Into Her Head - Literally!

Glide through the air as Sky, swing around with Bolo's grappling hook, or toss your own head across the level as Rottytops, all to rescue Shantae from the darkened depths of a nightmare in the Friends to the End' DLC expansion.

Dress For Success to Challenge New Stages Like Never Before

Stick to the shadows as Ninja Shantae, soak in the sun as Beach Shantae, or lay down the law as the Mighty Switch Force-inspired Officer Shantae in three arresting new arcade adventures with the "Costume Mode" DLC expansion.

Get It On Nintendo Switch Here

Shovel Knight: Treasure Trove

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaPDjBHXoTk

Shovel Knight: Treasure Trove is the full and complete edition of Shovel Knight, a sweeping classic action adventure game series with awesome gameplay, memorable characters, and an 8-bit retro aesthetic! Become Shovel Knight, wielder of the Shovel Blade, as he runs, jumps, and battles in a quest for his lost beloved. Take down the nefarious knights of the Order of No Quarter and their menacing leader, The Enchantress.

But that's not everything! Shovel Knight: Treasure Trove also features three additional campaigns that are games all unto themselves! Take control of Plague Knight, Specter Knight, and King Knight on adventures of their own! Together, they form a grand and sweeping saga! With a fully cooperative campaign, a full-featured challenge mode, a 4 player battle mode, and body swap mode, you'll be digging for a long time. With Shovel Knight: Treasure Trove, you get it all. Uphold the virtues of Shovelry, earn relics and riches, and discover the true meaning of shovel justice!

Get Shovel Knight: Treasure Trove On Nintendo Switch Here

Splatoon 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylBYfndq8fU

Ink-splatting action is back and fresher than ever. Get hyped for the sequel to the hit game about splatting ink and claiming turf, as the squid-like Inklings return in a colorful and chaotic 4 vs. 4 action shooter.

For the first time, take Turf War battles on-the-go via local multiplayer in portable play styles. You can also compete in frenetic online matches like before. Two years have passed since the release of Splatoon, and two years have also passed in the game world, leading to an evolution in fashion trends and new styles of weapons and gear. Staying fresh never looked so good.

New weapons - New dual-wielding Splat Dualies join the action, complete with a new Dodge Roll move. Mainstays like the Splat Roller and Splat Charger have also been remixed to include new gameplay mechanics and brand-new special weapons.

Local and Online Multiplayer - In a first for the series, compete in local multiplayer Turf War battles, whether in TV mode or on-the-go in handheld or tabletop modes. Online battles also make a return.

New ways to play - Play using the Joy-Con controllers or the Nintendo Switch Pro Controller, both of which allow for gyro controls for better aiming and control.

New Trends - Two years have passed since the release of Splatoon in real life, and two years have also passed in the game world. Some familiar characters return under different circumstances, and new characters are introduced as well.

Fresh Updates - Similar to Splatoon for Wii U, updates will roll out post-launch, adding new content.

Smart Device Support - An upcoming smart-phone application for the Nintendo Switch system will enhance matchmaking and allow for voice chat options.

Turf War - Iconic 4 vs. 4 Turf War battles return. The goal is to splat ink on as much territory as possible, while strategically submerging yourself in your team's colors and blasting your enemies.

Get Splatoon 2 On Nintendo Switch Here

Stardew Valley

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjJx6u_5RdU

You're moving to the valley...

You've inherited your grandfather's old farm plot in Stardew Valley. Armed with hand-me-down tools and a few coins, you set out to begin your new life. Can you learn to live off the land and turn these overgrown fields into a thriving home? It won't be easy. Ever since Joja Corporation came to town, the old ways of life have all but disappeared. The community center, once the town's most vibrant hub of activity, now lies in shambles. But the valley seems full of opportunity. With a little dedication, you might just be the one to restore Stardew Valley to greatness!

Get Stardew Valley On Nintendo Switch Here

Super Mario Odyssey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6oPBIVjf8E

A CAPTIVATING ADVENTURE

Explore incredible places far from the Mushroom Kingdom as you join Mario and his new ally Cappy on a massive, globe-trotting 3D adventure. Use amazing new abilities - like the power to capture and control objects, animals, and enemies - to collect Power Moons so you can power up the Odyssey airship and save Princess Peach from Bowser's wedding plans!

An adventure so big, no one kingdom can hold it

Explore astonishing new locales like skyscraper-packed New Donk City to your heart's content, and run into familiar friends and foes as you try to save Princess Peach from Bowser's dastardly wedding plans.

Mario's classic moves are joined by a variety of incredible new moves

Thanks to heroic, hat-shaped Cappy, Mario's got new moves that'll make you rethink his traditional run-and-jump gameplay - like cap jump, cap throw, and capture. Use captured cohorts such as enemies, objects, and animals to progress through the game and uncover loads of hidden collectibles.

Crazy Cap is THE must-shop stop for savvy travelers

Be sure to bring any coins you find to a Crazy Cap store, where you can exchange them for decorative souvenirs for the Odyssey and new outfits for Mario! Some destinations have very exclusive dress codes, after all...

Play Super Mario Odyssey with a friend

Hand a Joy-Con controller to a friend to enjoy simultaneous multiplayer: Player 1 controls Mario while Player 2 controls Mario's new ally Cappy.

Get Super Mario Odyssey On Nintendo Switch Here

Super Meat Boy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKjjyDUgGd8 Super Meat Boy is a tough as nails platformer where you play as an animated cube of meat who's trying to save his girlfriend (who happens to be made of bandages) from an evil fetus in a jar wearing a tux. Our meaty hero will leap from walls, over seas of buzz saws, through crumbling caves and pools of old needles. Sacrificing his own well being to save his damsel in distress. Super Meat Boy brings the old school difficulty of classic titles and stream lines them down to the essential no BS straight forward twitch reflex platforming. Ramping up in difficulty from hard to soul crushing SMB will drag Meat boy though haunted hospitals, salt factories and even hell itself. And if 300+ single player levels weren't enough SMB also throws in epic boss fights, tons of unlockable secrets, warp zones and hidden characters. And now coming first to Nintendo Switch™ is a brand new way to play Super Meat Boy with your friends. Introducing "RACE MODE"! In this 2 player split screen race, friends (or enemies) can compete against each other through individual chapters, randomized levels, or the entire game! Choose light world, dark world, or both and have at it. Side effects may include: elevated heartbeat, severe anxiety, hubris, and schadenfreude.

Get Super Meat Boy On Nintendo Switch Here

The Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth+

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDSM2p5lWQI

The Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth+ is a randomly generated action-shooter with heavy RPG and roguelike elements. Following Isaac on his journey players will find bizarre treasures that change Isaac's form giving him super human abilities and enabling him to fight off droves of mysterious creatures, discover secrets, and fight his way to safety.

Over 500 items and weapons

Over 1,000 hours of gameplay

5 unique modes of play

14 playable characters

20 professionally animated cartoon endings

Over 50 unique bosses

Online Leaderboards and Daily Runs

30+ Challenge modes

Over 6,000 rooms with over 4 billion possible combinations

Bestiary! (enemy collection page that keeps track of everything you kill in game)

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The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

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‘It was quasi-religious’: the great self-esteem con

In the 1980 s, Californian legislator John Vasconcellos set up a task force that promoted high-pitched self-esteem as the answer to social ailments. But was his science based on a lie?

In 2014, a heartwarming character sent to year 6 students at Barrowford primary school in Lancashire exited viral. Handed out with their Key Stage 2 exam upshots, it reassured them: These research do not ever assess all of what it is that realize each of you special and unique They do not know that your best friend count on you to be there for them or that your laugh can brighten the dreariest era. They do not know that you write poetry or songs, participate boasts, wonder about the future, or that sometimes you take care of your fucking brother or sister.

At Barrowford, parties learned, teaches were deterred from questioning beatings, characterizing small children as naughty and promoting their voices. The institutions guiding logic, said headteacher Rachel Tomlinson, was that kids were to be treated with unconditional positive regard.

A little more than a year later, Barrowford obtained itself in the news again. Ofsted had given the school one of its lowest possible ratings, find the quality of education and exam outcomes insufficient. The institution, their report spoke, emphasised developing pupils emotional and social wellbeing more than the achievements of quality standards. Somehow, it seemed, the nurturing of self-esteem had not be converted into higher achievement.

The shortcoming hitherto virulent notion that, in order to thrive, people need to be treated with unconditional positivity first gained traction in the late 80 s. Since then, the self-esteem crusade has helped transform the behavior we parent our children prioritising their appears of self-worth, telling them they are special and amazing, and cocooning them from everyday consequences.

One manifestation of this has been grade inflation. In 2012, the chief executive of British exams regulator Ofqual admitted the value of GCSEs and -Alevels had been gnawn by years of prolonged point inflation. In the US, between the late 60 s and 2004, the proportion of first time university students claiming an A median in high school has increased from 18% to 48%, despite the fact that SAT scores had actually fallen. Nothing of this, alleges Keith Campbell, prof of psychology at the University of Georgia and expert on narcissism, provides our children well. Burning yourself on a stave is really useful in telling you where you stand, he speaks, but we live in a world-wide of accolades for everyone. Fourteenth region ribbon. I am not making this substance up. My daughter got one.

Campbell, with his colleague Jean Twenge at San Diego State University, has argued that this kind of parenting and teaching have led to a discernible rise in narcissism: witness the selfie-snapping millennials. Although their findings are disputed, Twenge points to other investigate done in the US and beyond twenty-two contemplates or tests[ that] demonstrate a generational increase in positive self-views, including narcissism, and merely two[ that] do not.

How did we get here? To answer that, you have to go back to 1986 and the work of an eccentric and powerful California politician, John Vasco Vasconcellos. That time, the Democrat Vasconcellos managed to persuade a deeply sceptical Republican state governor to money a three-year task force to explore the value of self-esteem. Vasco remained convinced that low self-esteem was different sources of a huge array of social issues, including unemployment, educational downfall, child abuse, domestic violence cases, homelessness and mob warfare. He became remain convinced that causing specific populations self-esteem would act as a social inoculation, saving the state billions.

But Vascos plan backfired spectacularly, with the fallout lasting to this day. I wasted a year trying to find out why and discovered that there was, at the very heart of his job, a lie.

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John Vasconcellos grew up an submissive Catholic, an altar boy, the smartest boy in his class, whose mom blaspheme that he never misbehaved. But, being such a ardent Catholic, he knew that no matter how good he was, he could only ever be a sinner. At primary school, he flowed for class chairwoman. I lost by one vote. Mine, he eventually replied. He didnt vote for himself because Id been drilled never to use the word I, never to visualize or speak well of myself.

After a charm as a lawyer, Vasco participated politics. In 1966, aged 33, he was elected to the California state assembly. But “theres a problem”: his professional success was at odds with how he thought of himself; he felt he didnt deserves it. At 6ft 3in and over 200 lb, he would stalk the Capitol building in Sacramento, glowering and agitated in his smart black clothing, perfect white shirt and arrow-straight tie, his whisker cultivated with armed precision. I learnt my identity and my life starting utterly apart, he eventually enunciated. I had to go and seek help.

That help came from an uncommon Catholic priest: Father Leo Rock was a psychologist who had studied under the innovator of humanistic psychology, Carl Rogers, a soldier who believed that the Catholic had it absolutely wrong. At their core, he fantasized, humans werent bad; they were good. And in order to thrive, people needed to be treated with unconditional positive thought( Rogers coined the phrase ). Vasco began contemplating under Rogers himself, a soldier he afterwards described as virtually my second father. Through intense group therapy workshops at the Esalen Institute in Big Sur, Vasco became a adherent of the human potential shift, based partly on the Rogerian idea that all you need to do to live well is discover your authentic inner self.

Portrait: Franck Allais for the Guardian

Around the state capitol, Vascos colleagues began to notice the buttoned-up Catholic was unbuttoning. He flourished his mane and wear half-open Hawaiian shirts on the floor of the senate, a gold series nuzzled in his chest “hairs-breadth”. One reporter described him as looks a lot like a cross between a boulder starring and anti-retroviral drugs smuggler. He became a human potential evangelist, urging the innate goodness in human beings and handing long notebook directories to peers. His self-hating Catholic self had washed away, and in its neighbourhood is a major, glowing note I.

Vasco knew he was in a unique slot. As a legislator, he could take everything hed learned about human potential and transform it into programme that would have a real effect on thousands, perhaps millions, of lives. He decided to campaign for a state-financed task force to promote self-esteem: this would give the movement official affirmation and allow legislators to fashion legislation around it. Best of all, they could recruit “the worlds” finest researchers to prove, scientifically, that it worked.

In the mid-8 0s, the notion that feeling good about yourself was the answer to all your problems seemed to many like a silly Californian cult. But it was also a age when Thatcher and Reagan were busily redesigning western culture around their projection of neoliberalism. By interrupting the unions, flogging shields for workers and trade deregulating bank and business, they wanted to turn as much of human life as possible into a competition of self versus soul. To get along and get ahead in this new competitive age, you had to be ambitious, ruthless, relentless. You had to believe in yourself. What Vasco was offering was a simple hack that would draw you a more winning contestant.

Vascos first try at having his task force mandated into principle has now come to a halt in 1984, when he suffered material heart attack. His belief in positive think was such that, by seeking to remedy himself, he wrote to his ingredients requesting them to envision themselves with minuscule cleans swimming through his arteries, rubbing at the cholesterol, while singing, to the sing of Row, Row, Row Your Barge: Now tells swim ourselves/ up and down my flows/ Touch and rub and heated and thaw/ the plaque that stymie my streams. It didnt piece. As the senate “vote yes ” its own proposal, Vasco was retrieving from seven-way coronary bypass surgery.

After a second attempt was vetoed by the state minister, Vasco decided to enhance the name of his job, modernizing it to the Task Force to Promote Self-Esteem and Personal and Social Responsibility. He reduced the proposed budget from $750,000 a year to $735,000 over three, to be spent on academic the investigations and the roundup of sign in the form of public testament. On 23 September 1986, Assembly Bill 3659 was signed into law.

The response from the California media was immediate and barbarian. One editorial, in the San Francisco Chronicle, called Vascos task force naive and outrageous. Nothing established Vasco more enraged than his ideas not being taken seriously, but he was about to become the prank of America.

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Until Monday 9 February 1987, Vascos task force had was widely regime report. But on that morning, the cartoonist Garry Trudeau, who had been tickled by the legislators crusade, inaugurated an extraordinary two-week lope of his favourite Doonesbury strip to be given to it. By the end of that day, reporters were mobbing Vasco on the floor of the assembly enclosure. Rival politicians devoted dismissive briefings You could buy the Bible for $2.50 and work better while the Wall Street Journals story endured the headline Maybe Folks Would Feel Better If They Get To Split The $735,000.

Vasco was pallid. The media, he grumbled, were ghastly, cynical, sceptical and inexpensive. Their problem? Low self-esteem.

Meanwhile, something impressive seemed to be happening. The response from the people of California had been great. Between its notice and the task forces firstly public gather in March 1987, the role received more than 2,000 calls and letters, and almost 400 applications to volunteer. More than 300 parties came forward to speak in support of self-esteem at public hearings in the various regions of the nation. And even if the medias tone wasnt always respectful, Vasco himself was now their own nationals anatomy. He seemed everywhere from Newsweek to the CBS Morning Show to the BBC. This, he felt, could be a major opportunity.

But firstly he needed to find a way to wrench the national media gossip upwards. And situations, on that front, were going from unfortunate to foolish. It began with the announcement of the task forces 25 members. On the upside, it was a diverse group, including women, gentlemen, people of colour, lesbian beings, straight beings, Republican, Democrat, a former police officer and Vietnam veteran whod been awarded two Purple Middle. On the downside, it also included a white man in a turban who predicted the work of the working group would be so powerful, it would cause the sunlight to increase in the west. A delighted Los Angeles Herald told how, in front of the press, one member of the task force had asked others to close their eyes and thoughts a self-esteem maintenance gear of sorcery hats, twigs and amulets.

Vascos team embarked sounding information from people up and down California. They sounded from an LA deputy sheriff who toured academies, attempting to reduce drug use by telling students, You are special. You are a wonderful individual. They sounded from masked members of the Crips, who accused their murderous criminality on low-pitched self-esteem. One school principal recommended having elementary pupils increase their self-importance by doing evaluations on their teachers. A wife called Helice Bridges explained how shed dedicated her life to assigning hundreds of thousands of blue ribbon that read Who I Am Makes A Difference.

With the national media held so much to snigger over, it was beginning to look as if Vascos mission was a bust. But there had been some good word: the University of California had agreed to recruit seven profs to research the connection between low-grade self-esteem and societal maladies. They would report back in two years hour. For Vasco, their findings would be personal. If the professors decided he was wrong, it was all over.

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Me, myself and I: a selfie-snapping millennial. Picture: Francois Lenoir/ Reuters

At 7.30 pm on 8 September 1988, Vasco fulfilled the scientists at El Rancho Inn in Millbrae, just outside San Francisco, to hear research results. Everything hinged on Dr Neil Smelser, an emeritus professor of sociology who had coordinated the design, resulting a crew who reviewed all the existing experiment on self-esteem. And the bulletin was good: four months later, in January, the task force questioned a newsletter: In the words of Smelser, The correlational discovers are very positive and compelling.

The headlines rapidly piled up: Self-Esteem Panel Finally Being Taken Seriously; Commission On Self-Esteem Finally Getting Some Respect. The nation minister mailed the professors experiment to his fellow ministers, suggesting, Im convinced that these studies build the foundations for a new period in American problem solving.

Vascos task force was almost done: all they had to supposed to do now was build upon this positive tint with the publication of their final report, Toward A State Of Esteem, in January 1990. That report turned out to be a win beyond the reasonable hopes of anyone who had witnessed its humiliating descents. The minister of Arkansas, Bill Clinton, whod privately taunted Vasco and his projection , now publicly endorsed it, as did illustrations including Barbara Bush and Colin Powell. Time magazine ran with the headline, The gibes are turning to cheers.

The man they were calling the Johnny Appleseed of Self-Esteem is available on the Today Show and Nightline, on the BBC and Australias ABC. The report went into reprinting in its debut week and went on to sell an extraordinary 60,000 copies. Vascos publicists approached Oprah Winfrey, who extended a prime-time special probing why she speculated self-esteem was going to be one of the catch-all words for the 1990 s. Interviewed were Maya Angelou, Drew Barrymore and John Vasconcellos.

Four months after the launch of Toward A State Of Esteem, the papers were reporting that self-esteem was broom through Californias public academies, with 86% of the states elementary school territories and 83% of high school regions enforcing self-esteem programmes. In Sacramento, students began matching twice a few weeks to decide how to discipline other students; in Simi Valley, children were taught, It doesnt matter what you do, but who you are. Political chairmen from Arkansas to Hawaii to Mississippi embarked considering their own task forces.

As the months became times, the self-love action spread. Accuseds in narcotic visitations were reinforced with special key chains for be contained in court, while those who completed medication were given applause and doughnuts. Children were gifted plays accolades just for swerving up; a Massachusetts school district prescribed children in gym classes to skip without actual ropes lest they abide the self-esteem calamity of tripping. Meanwhile, police in Michigan trying a serial rapist taught the public to look out for a thirtysomething male with medium build and low-grade self-esteem.

The credibility of Vascos task force turned predominantly on a single knowledge: that, in 1988, the esteemed professors of the University of California had analysed the data and approved his impression. The only question was, they hadnt. When I tracked down one renegade task force member, he described what happened as a fucking lie. And Vasco was behind it.

***

In an attempt to discover how America, and then “the worlds”, went conned so spectacularly, I travelled to Del Mar, California, to assemble the task force member whod prophesied their work would cause the sunlight to increase in the west. David Shannahoff-Khalsa greeted me into his bungalow, examining little changed from the old-time image Id learnt: appearance constrict, attentions sharp-witted, turban blue. A kundalini yoga practitioner who guessed meditation to be an ancient engineering of the head, Shannahoff-Khalsa had been so disillusioned by the final report, hed refused to sign it.

Portrait: Franck Allais for the Guardian

As we sat and nibbled cheese, he picked up a dense notebook with a glossy red-faced handle: The Social Importance Of Self-Esteem. This was the obtained work of the University of California professors. He flicked through its sheets, ending eventually on Smelsers summary of the findings. The information most consistently reported, he read out loud, is that the association between self-esteem and its expected importances are mixed, insignificant or absent.

This was a radically different conclusion from that fed to the public. Shannahoff-Khalsa told me he was present when Vasco first met preliminary enlists of the professors make. I remember him going through them and he ogles up and enunciates, You know, if members of the legislative council finds out whats in these reports, we are able to cut the funding to the task force. And then all of that nonsense started to get brushed for the purposes of the table.

How did they do that?

They tried to hide it. They wrote a[ positive] report before this one, he alleged, tapping the ruby-red notebook, which deliberately dismissed and considered up the science.

It was hard to believe that Vascos task force had been so rash as simply to develop the mention, the one that territory the findings and conclusions were positive and compelling. What had really happened at that see in September 1988? I knew the answer on an old-time audio cassette in the California state archives.

The sound was hissy and swooning. What I sounded, though, was clear enough. It was a recording of Smelsers presentation to Vascos task force at that meet in El Rancho Inn, and it was nowhere near as upbeat as the task force had claimed. I listened as he announced the professors work to be complete but worryingly mixed. He talked through a few domains, such as academic achievement, and remarked: These correlational findings are really pretty positive, reasonably compelling. This, then, was the mention the task force employed. Theyd sexed it up a bit for the public. But they had wholly omitted what he enunciated next: In other areas, the connects dont seem to be so great, and were not quite sure why. And were not sure, once we have connects, what the causes might be.

Smelser then leaved the task force a tell. The data was not going to give them something we are able to hand on a dish to the legislature and do, This is what youve got to do and youre going to expect the following kind of results. That is another sin, he said. Its the sin of overselling. And no one can wishes to do that.

I wondered whether Smelser was angry about the mention that got used. So I announced him. He told me the university got involved in the first place only because Vasco was in charge of its budget. The influence[ from Vasco] was indirect. He didnt speak, Im going to cut your budget if you dont do it. But, Wouldnt it be a good idea if the university could dedicate some of its resources to this question? It turned out that Smelser wasnt at all stunned about their dubious medicine of the data. The task force would welcome different forms of good word and either reject or disclaim bad news, he replied. I knew this was a quasi-religious crusade, and thats the kind of happen that happens in those dynamics.

Vasco passed away, aged 82, in 2014, but I find his right-hand guy, task force chairman and veteran legislator Andrew Mecca. When we finally communicated, he confirmed that it was the prestige of the University of California that had passed occasions around for Vasco. That gave us some credibility stripes, he replied. Like Smelser, he felt that the university became involved simply out of anxiety of Vasco. John chaired their lifeblood. Their plan! he chuckled.

How did he frequency the professors investigate? As you read the book, he mentioned, its a cluster of scholarly gobbledegook.

What was Meccas response when the data didnt say what he craved?

I didnt care, he did. I thought it was beyond discipline. It was a leap of faith. And I reckon simply a blind stupid wouldnt believe that self-esteem isnt center to ones persona and health and vitality.

Was Vasconcellos furious where reference is read the professors reports?

The thing is, John was an incredible politician. He was pragmatic enough that he felt he had what he necessary, and that was a scholarly report that pretty much supposed, Self-esteems important. At least, thats the spin we got in the media.

Mecca told me that, prior to the final reports publication, he and Vasco visited editors and television services and facilities producers up and down the two countries, in a deliberate attempt to construct the fib before it was possible to subverted. An extraordinary $30,000 was spent on their PR campaign: at its meridian, five publicists were working full time. We decided to make sure we got out there to tell our fib and not let them interpret it from the stuff that was being written by Smelser. We cultivated the letter. And that positiveness prevailed.

So nobody listened to what Smelser and Shannahoff-Khalsa were saying?

Im not sure anybody attended, Mecca added. Who recollects Neil Smelser or Shannahoff-Khalsa? Nothing! They were minuscule ripples in a big tsunami of positive change.

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More than 20 years on, the effects of Vascos mission linger. Whether the tsunami of change he brought about was utterly positive continues dubious. I spoke to educational psychologist Dr Laura Warren, who taught in British academies in the 90 s, and remembers her schools edict that staff utilize mauve writes to differentiate wrongdoings, in place of the negative red. It was a policy of wage everything that they do, she told me. That turned out to be a atrociously bad idea.

The Ofsted inspectors detected as much when they saw Barrowford primary school in 2015. But after their critical report became public, the headteacher, Rachel Tomlinson, defended herself in her local newspaper. When we introduced the policy, it was after an horrid heap of research and deliberation, she read. And I think it has been a success.

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hard-drinking party girl , cloudcuckoolander , the trickster , upper-class equestrian , fleeting passionate hobbies , naive animal lover , fearless fool , playing with fire , parental neglect , fantasy-forbidding father

S U M M A R Y

born and raised in wilmington, delaware on the du pont family ranch, reese learned how to ride and compete on her family’s thoroughbreds. she’s a seasoned equestrian who typically competed in eventing and throughout the years had accumulated a series of ribbons and trophies between dressage, cross-country, and show jumping. definitely was a horse girl growing up and tbh still is???? definitely not the type to eat grass anymore BUT if given the chance she will not shut up about them.

a veterinarian before marrying into the du pont family, reese’s mother had their ranch doubling as both a home and veterinary clinic where the kids would help with the animals and keep them company. this caused reese to develop a soft spot for them, one that contributed to her going vegetarian at the age of 12 and eventually vegan at 15. it was also this love of animals that led her to wanting to help the environment they lived in and so her parents put her in girl scouts and eventually her love for the outdoors would cause her to join steinhardt’s outing club.

while her mother, eleanor, also helps out with the du pont family business of breeding thoroughbreds as well as run her clinic, her father, pierre, is a chairman of dupont, a conglomerate who got its start in the black powder market before expanding into chemicals for agriculture, materials science, and specialty products.

he was the type to have HIGH expectations for his family, expectations that reese never met. not that she cared to. definitely not a daddy’s girl, she’ll be the first one to call her father out for being a pompous douche straight to his face. probably quoted this to her father during a thanksgiving toast of “what are we thankful for this year”.

the black sheep of her family, even at a young age she could be found stirring up some trouble and almost always dragging one of her siblings or cousins along with her. a rebellious child who didn’t like being put into a box, she lived in a fantasy world of whimsy, often playing make-believe much to her father’s chagrin. she believed in all things fantastical from fairies to mermaids and while pierre tried to stifle those thoughts, they stubbornly remained.

even through her teenage years she’s held onto the firm belief that barbie lore is real. no one knows if she actually believes that or if it’s all of the drugs and her love for the movies getting to her head, but when confronted about it she will always be adamant that it’s a legitimate form of history.

speaking of history, her concept of it is slightly skewed?? def has weird beliefs of what communists are?? like you’re an android user??? suddenly she thinks you’re a communist????

tbh you could probably tell her something about anything and she’ll believe you without a hint of doubt. research?? she dunno her!! you could say the moon is a government con-job and she’d think it’s a fact??? super gullible and it’s a mess

i guess now would be a good time to preface that she’s dumb. stupid. an idiot. the list goes on but when i say she’s lacking brain cells… i mean it. the definition of head empty, she probably has a bunch of rocks where her brain should be sdfgh. but really, she can be innovative when she wants to be but academically she just doesn’t care to do well. in high school she ditched classes more often than not and was probably the kid smoking under the bleachers.

but where she lacks in intelligence she makes up for in brawn??? def the brawn over brains type who was a jock in high school. competed for her school’s equestrian team but also was on the fencing and archery teams. she once begged to be put into archery lessons after seeing the princess diaries 2 and fencing just came along not too soon after. she also used to run track and play soccer but those two sports ended after her senior year of high school although she probably still plays for the steinhardt’s intermurral league as well as any athletic competitions her sorority, tri-zeta ( zeta zeta zeta ) enters.

definitely the jack of all trades type except she’s passable at a whole bunch of things but good at none of them. probably can change a tire but it’ll need to be changed again soon. can bake a cake but it’ll be a little dry. the list goes on. she’s just very curious and picks up a lot of things but gets bored of them easily so she changes to the next thing.

okay i know i said she could bake a cake but she really…can’t. like with supervision she probably could but she’s impulsive and following directions for that many ingredients??? impossible. she just gets tempted to toss everything into a bowl and wing it and she does that every time. she can however make rice krispy treats. especially if they’re suppose to be edibles dfghj. but ya, don’t ask her to cook bc she can. not.

a stoner and overall drug connoisseur, she’s probably most known for being that kid who forgets to bring their backpack to class but don’t worry!! she remembered her juul!! has a collection of juuls on her person at all times. definitely that party girl who shows up hungover to class whenever she did bother to show up.

calls herself an entrepreneur because she used to sell edibles and other drug-related things and definitely was that tweet where she would give discounts if you signed an environmental petition or went to a protest.

has never said no to a dare EVER. you name it and she’ll do it. and if you dare her to drink cow titty milk or eat a piece of meat she’ll do it but it just makes you a dick dfghj

gets bored easily and tends to lash out and do something chaotic because of it?? the type to spontaneously light a couch on fire because she felt like it. a mild pyromaniac who once learned how to make a molotov cocktail. she can’t do it well. at all. but the one time she did try was also the same day she realized what a dumpster fire looked like.

i’m also not saying she’s out here to ruin your life for her own whims but like home girl has ZERO boundaries for anything. if you want to say she was a homewrecker in a past relationship??? honestly full send because it probably was her. morally she’s chaotic neutral and doesn’t care to be good or evil, she just wants to live her life of chaos and whatever happens happens. it should also be noted that she’s selfish. she puts herself first and others second always.

god someone pls try to start a fight with her. she’d either pat you on the head and ignore you OR go feral and just…foam at the mouth and bite you. probably claims to have gingervitis which is where she like…sprays vegan whip cream into her mouth and just… attacks you. for fun.

WOW ALMOST FORGOT but she’s a big larper!!! loves to go to the ones that are historical-esque where she can be an elf ( because she has a collection of elf ear tips dfghjk ) and acts as a knight/ranger by using her ACTUAL fencing, archery, and equestrian skills. she learned sindarin ( elvish ) for this but also she’s a big lord of the rings fan in general so it just worked out. her character’s storyline is her acting as her cousin, taay’s, protector but she has been known to enroll in a few competitions regarding any of her three skills.

currently selling moonshine alongside her roommates of trap zeta ( also known as the residents of the moonshine & roses subplot ) and so if you saw her running around with stolen pressure cookers, that is why !! making your own alcohol is illegal, but selling it??? even worse so they only sell it to trusted customers and anyone vetted by their usual customers. they probably have secret passwords and shit just like the prohibition period.

speaking of trap zeta, with the exception of fraternities on greek row, they throw the biggest parties. their jungle juice??? fire AND strong but also, they keep it in like....these dispensing chugs with a key so the only ones with access to fill them up or trap zeta themselves. they also have a stripper pole ( or two ) around their living room so like...ya get lit, get twisted, go off ig.

let it be known that their sorority, tri-zeta, is actually known for their stellar amount of community service but after the residents of trap zeta moved in together their sophomore year, the rep for partying started to increase and that’s why the home of muse 46-50 is nicknamed trap zeta. reese has probably been sent to standards way too many times and only got in and is still in bc her mother is a very generous alumni of steinhardt’s chapter of tri-zeta.

a broadcast communications major, she’s a social media intern for steinhardt’s barstool page but most importantly has a whole tik tok account alongside her roommates dedicated to their college antics. think the hype house except it’s not pg-13 dancing and rly just their crackhead, drunk antics. might eventually make a playlist of tik tok’s that are probably posted on their account, we’ll see.

okay so you know the whole exposing of secrets from last semester??? reese doesn’t usually get mad but rn she Big Mad. like not only are they be scrutinized by the dean but their sorority is too and suddenly tensions are high between tri-zeta bc if trap zeta gets caught they all suffer and their chapter will be shut down and it’ll be a whole ass mess. atm she suspects their customers and even their somewhat rivals, the drug dealers of the ludes plot, but does she suspect anyone from the house??? no not rly

you can find her stats page here and a wc page here

you can also find her pinterest board here

i also have a reese playlist here and a trap zeta playlist here

#steinhardt:intro #is this coherent??? who knows #i sure don't #alcohol tw #drug tw #illegal activities tw

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New cookbooks from Ina Garten, Vivian Howard, Yotam Ottolenghi, and more will restore some much-needed joy to cooking For many of us, cooking has taken on a different role in our lives over the past six months. As restaurants closed, cooking — and cooking well — became essential even for those who previously spent little time in the kitchen. It also became a chore. At this point, six months into the pandemic, I’m impressed by anyone who still considers cooking a creative, joyful pastime, not just a means to food. But here to change that is a stellar lineup of fall cookbooks, bringing with them new inspiration and new comforts, and, at last, a reason to enter the kitchen with excitement. There are anticipated titles from beloved culinary figures, whose time-saving guidance and easy meal upgrades feel especially welcome now. 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Author Julia Bainbridge understands the fluid nature of this type of sobriety, which is why she subtitled her book of spirit-free drinks as “for When You’re Not Drinking for Whatever Reason.” After all, you don’t need to eschew alcohol forever in order to enjoy a thoughtfully blended drink that isn’t trying to get you sloshed. The drinks in Good Drinks are structured by the time of day you might enjoy them (brunch accompaniment, happy hour treat, aperitif), and are as complex and innovative (and labor-intensive) as anything at a fancy cocktail bar. They call for ingredients like black cardamom-cinnamon syrup, buckwheat tea, and tomato-watermelon juice, each of which get their own recipes. There’s even a whole recipe for a dupe of nonalcoholic Pimm’s (involving citus, rooibos tea, raspberry vinegar, and gentian root). The results are festive, celebratory drinks for any occasion, so the nondrinkers need not be stuck with cranberry juice and seltzer anymore. — JS Ottolenghi Flavor: A Cookbook Yotam Ottolenghi and Ixta Belfrage Ten Speed Press, October 13 It’s probably a good thing Yotam Ottolenghi’s new cookbook isn’t called Plenty 3 or More Plenty More, veering the chef’s cookbook oeuvre into Fast & Furious territory. But by the London chef’s own admission, that’s a good way to understand Flavor, his newest book, which like its Plenty predecessors focuses on vegetables and all the creative ways to prepare and combine them. Co-written with Ixta Belfrage, a recipe developer in the Ottolenghi test kitchen, Flavor presents recipes from three perspectives. The “process” chapter explores specific techniques to transform vegetables, such as charring and fermenting. “Pairing” takes an angle that will sound familiar to Samin Nosrat fans, with recipes rooted in the perfect balance of fat, acid, “chile heat,” and sweetness. And “produce” focuses on the ingredients with such complex tastes, usages, and sub-categories that they deserve examination on their own: mushrooms, onions (and their allium cousins), nuts and seeds, and sugar in fruit and booze form. The result, in typical Ottolenghi fashion, is multi-step, multi-ingredient, and multi-hued recipes whose promised flavors leap from the page — from cabbage “tacos” with celery root and date barbecue sauce to saffron tagliatelle with ricotta and crispy chipotle shallots. Chipotles and other chiles are actually in abundance here (as well as “a lime or two in places where lemons would appear in previous Ottolenghi books,” as the intro notes) thanks to Belfrage’s roots in Mexico City. Those flavors, as well as those from Brazilian, Italian, and multiple Asian cuisines (spy the shiitake congee and noodles with peanut laab), unite with the usual Ottolenghi suspects — za’atar, star anise, harissa, labneh — to make Flavor worth the look, even for the home chef who already has Plenty and Plenty More on the shelf. — Ellie Krupnick Xi’an Famous Foods: The Cuisine of Western China, from New York’s Favorite Noodle Shop Jason Wang with Jessica K. Chou Abrams, October 13 The debut cookbook from the New York City restaurant chain Xi’an Famous Foods is worth picking up whether or not you have slurped the restaurant’s hand-pulled noodles. This is a book on how to operate a food business — CEO Jason Wang outlines five lessons to know before diving into the business and strips away the glamor of running a restaurant empire. It’s also a food history of the flavors of Xi’an, China. With so many layers to appreciate, Xi’an Famous Foods is a prime example of what a restaurant cookbook can be. Much of the book reads like a TV series. It’s broken into episodes covering Wang’s challenges, failures, and successes, from his life-changing move from Xi’an to a rural town in Michigan, to his nights out in New York City’s Koreatown, to taking over his father’s business, Xi’an Famous Foods. Interspersed with these anecdotes, there are recipes for the restaurant’s fiery, mouth-tingling dishes, including Xi’an Famous Foods’ famous noodle sauce (accented with salty and spicy flavors from black vinegar, oyster sauce, fennel seeds, and Sichuan peppercorns), along with techniques for making hand-pulled noodles paired with helpful illustrations and visual references. For avid home cooks who want a challenge, Xi’an Famous Foods also provides tips on putting together the best hot pot at home, and for those who are confused at Asian groceries, there’s a list of basic pantry items with flavor notes and how they are used in cooking. And whether it’s Wang’s personal connection to a dish or its wider history that draws you in, each recipe will broaden your knowledge and appreciation of Xi’an cooking. — JP Coconut & Sambal: Recipes from my Indonesian Kitchen Lara Lee Bloomsbury, October 13 In the introduction of her debut cookbook, Lara Lee writes that an overflowing generosity is central to Indonesian culture; meals are shared freely between neighbors and friends. This generosity fills the pages of Coconut & Sambal, each recipe heightening the sense that as a reader, you’ve been let in on something special. Lee, who was born in Australia, didn’t spend time in Indonesia until later in life, so early memories of Indonesian cooking come from the trips her grandmother Margaret Thali — whom Lee lovingly refers to as Popo throughout the book — would take to Australia. Each of the cookbook’s chapter introductions is deeply researched: Some recount stories of Lee’s grandmother, and others focus on the Indonesia that Lee fell in love with as she traveled across the archipelago collecting stories and recipes for this book. The recipes that fill Coconut & Sambal demonstrate that Indonesian cuisine cannot be painted with one brush. The food of the nation — made up of more than 15,000 islands — incorporates the sharp heat of chiles, the mellow hit of fermented shrimp, the sweetness of coconut in nearly every form, and always enough rice to go around. You’ll find curries fragrant with makrut lime leaf, ginger, and turmeric, and bright ceviches adorned with thinly sliced chiles, banana shallot, and palm sugar; I was particularly drawn to a fried chicken dish (page 142), its crisp shell smashed and laced with fiery sambal. Lee explains that recipes are typically passed down orally in Indonesian culture, which makes me even more grateful for these written ones. What Lee has given readers is a gorgeous document that sets in stone food traditions passed down through generations, as well as some she’s created herself. You’ll want to dedicate an evening to turning the pages of this book, planning out feasts of green chile braised duck, Balinese roasted pork belly, and perhaps some sticky ginger toffee pudding to top it all off. — Elazar Sontag In Bibi’s Kitchen: The Recipes and Stories of Grandmothers from the Eight African Countries that Touch the Indian Ocean Hawa Hassan and Julia Turshen Ten Speed Press, October 13 Recipes are almost always the main attraction in a cookbook. But In Bibi’s Kitchen, written by first-time author Hawa Hassan in collaboration with veteran cookbook writer Julia Turshen, there’s so much to enjoy before you even get to the first recipe. The book focuses on dishes from eight African countries, linked by their shared proximity to the Indian Ocean and involvement in the region’s spice trade. Each chapter, divided by country, starts with a brief history of the region and question-and-answer-style interviews with one of the bibis, or grandmothers, who call these places home. The answers to these questions find the grandmothers speaking about the meaning of home, the gender roles in their communities, and the importance of passing on food traditions. Each interview is as beautiful and varied as the recipes that follow: kadaka akondro (green plantains and braised beef) from the home of Ma Baomaka in Ambohidratrimo, Madagascar; digaag qumbe, a Somalian chicken stew rich with yogurt and coconut milk, served with sweet banana; kaimati, crisp coconut dumplings in an ambrosial cardamom syrup, this batch cooked in Ma Shara’s kitchen in Zanzibar, but popular all along the Swahili coast. A practical advantage of collecting recipes from home cooks is that these recipes are all approachable, most calling for fewer than 10 ingredients. In many ways, In Bibi’s Kitchen breaks ground. It pays tribute to a part of the world that has been criminally overlooked by American publishers, sharing the stories of these African countries from the perspectives of home cooks who actually live there. The book is full of intimate portraits of the grandmothers in their kitchens, captured by Kenyan photographer Khadija M. Farah, who joined these women in their homes. The result of this collaborative and ambitious effort is a collection of heartwarming photos, tidbits of history, and, of course, plenty of mouthwatering meals. — ES This Will Make it Taste Good: A New Path to Simple Cooking Vivian Howard Voracious, October 20 Reading through Vivian Howard’s This Will Make It Taste Good is like reading a cookbook by your real or imagined North Carolinian best friend. The design itself is cheerful, full of 1970s serif fonts and colorful badges that are reminiscent of a children’s workbook. Dishes are photographed from above, in the same style as Alison Roman’s Dining In and Nothing Fancy, often showing Howard’s hands as they work away chopping herbs or spooning chowder. The A Chef’s Life host’s goal is simple: to teach home cooks that easy meals can be exciting rather than bland. Howard’s intended audience is the time-crunched kitchen novice, though a more experienced cook will surely find some useful tips, as well. Each section is based around a recipe that can be prepped in advance and then used throughout the week in a multitude of dishes: Among the most promising are the “Little Green Dress,” a dressing with flexible ingredients that can gussy up anything from mussels to crackers to soft-boiled eggs; the “R-Rated Onions,” which you can keep in an ice cube tray in the freezer to use at your convenience; and the “Citrus Shrine,” i.e., preserved citrus that promises to elevate dishes like shrimp cocktail and rice pilaf — you can even use it in margaritas! In any time, This Will Make It Taste Good would be a great help to those of us who prefer recipes that look and taste more complex than they are to prepare. That it happens to arrive at a moment when we’re likely all sick of the contents of our fridges and our own culinary limitations is just a bonus. — Madeleine Davies The Rise: Black Cooks and the Soul of American Food Marcus Samuelsson with Osayi Endolyn Voracious, October 27 “Black food is not just one thing,” chef Marcus Samuelsson writes in the introduction to The Rise. “It’s not a rigidly defined geography or a static set of tastes. It is an energy. A force. An engine.” The cookbook that follows is an invigorating, joyous, and deeply nuanced illustration of the complexity of Black foodways, one that weaves together conversations about history, artistry, authorship, race, class, and culture with 150 recipes that incorporate ingredients and techniques from around the globe. Each of the book’s recipes was created in honor of “someone who is illuminating the space we share,” as Samuelsson writes: chefs, artists, activists, authors, and historians, all of whom are profiled by the book’s coauthor, Eater contributor Osayi Endolyn. The recipes are organized to demonstrate how culinary rituals and traditions evolve according to time, place, and cook. In the first chapter, “Next,” for example, you’ll find food that speaks of forward-thinking innovation, such as baked sweet potatoes with garlic-fermented shrimp butter, created in honor of David Zilber, the former director of fermentation at Noma. (That butter, pureed with avocado, sweet soy sauce, and fresh thyme, is not only easy to make, but so good that you can be forgiven for eating it straight from the food processor.) “Migration,” the third chapter, speaks of the American South, with recipes like spiced lemon chess pie, broken rice peanut seafood stew, and Papa Ed’s shrimp and grits, named for Ed Brumfield, the executive chef at Samuelsson’s Harlem restaurant the Red Rooster. The Rise doesn’t claim to be an encyclopedic compendium of Black cooking; instead, it’s a celebration, one that honors the past while looking ahead, challenging assumptions even as it feeds you well. — Rebecca Flint Marx The Flavor Equation: The Science of Great Cooking Explained in More Than 100 Essential Recipes Nik Sharma Chronicle Books, October 27 Nik Sharma begins his second cookbook by explaining that we rely on a variety of senses and feelings when we eat: sight, sound, mouthfeel or texture, aroma, taste, and even our emotions and memories. These components make up what he refers to as the “Flavor Equation,” and this concept and the role it plays in everyday cooking is the guiding principle of his book of the same name. Following a thorough and captivating science lesson on the equation, Sharma lays out seven chapters dedicated to basic tastes and flavor boosters — brightness, bitterness, saltiness, sweetness, savoriness, fieriness, and richness — each with its own set of recipes: pomegranate and poppy seed wings exemplify brightness, roasted figs with coffee miso tahini or hazelnut flan highlight bitterness, “pizza” toast for saltiness, masala cheddar cornbread in the sweetness section, and more. Through these achievable recipes, many of which rely mostly on pantry essentials, Sharma helps readers better understand how flavor works and how to use that to their advantage to become more confident home cooks. Whatever your skill level in the kitchen, with its more than 100 recipes, illustrated diagrams, and Sharma’s own evocative photography, The Flavor Equation is an engrossing guide to elevating simple dishes into holistic experiences. — EE Time to Eat: Delicious Meals for Busy Lives Nadiya Hussain Clarkson Potter, November 10 (originally published June 27, 2019) Nadiya Hussain is just like you and me. That’s the guiding principle behind her public persona, her BBC Two cooking show Time to Eat (now on Netflix), and her cookbook Time to Eat: Delicious Meals for Busy Lives. “I know what it’s like to have just one head and one pair of hands,” the Great British Bake Off winner writes in the introduction of Time to Eat, a new stateside version of her U.K. cookbook of the same title. Her book, she promises, will help you become a smarter home cook in between chores and kids, thanks to heavy use of the freezer and other time savers. On the page, that looks like tips for prepping and freezing, recipes that leave you with enough leftovers to make a second dish, and ideas for remixes and variations. There are more than 100 recipes, divided into breakfast, lunch, dinner, dessert, and basics. Many of these dishes may be unfamiliar to American audiences — hello, kedgeree and fish pie burgers! — but the instructions are as approachable as Hussain’s on-camera demonstrations. With enough variety to keep it interesting, balanced with dishes easy enough to work into your weekly rotation of meals, e.g., eggs rolled onto tortillas, Time to Eat offers something for any home cook looking for new ideas and time-tested, time-saving methods. — Jenny G. Zhang Fäviken: 4015 Days, Beginning to End Magnus Nilsson Phaidon, November 11 Last December, after more than a decade of acclaim, accolades, and meals rooted in seasonality and locally produced ingredients, Magnus Nilsson closed his restaurant Fäviken in Jämtland, Sweden. In the lead-up to the closing, he told the LA Times that he wanted to focus on the restaurant, not elegies or explanations. Now, the explanation has arrived in the form of Fäviken: 4015 Days, Beginning to End, Nilsson’s latest monograph with publisher Phaidon. Although the book covers the lifespan of Fäviken, including lookbacks at the first title Nilsson published about the restaurant, it is not an elegy. There are no laments here, but rather a thorough catalogue of all the dishes that Fäviken served, ruminations about craft and haute cuisine and sustainability, and a long-awaited account of “Why Fäviken had to close, really.” The book contains recipes for many of the restaurant’s dishes — ranging from the simple berry ice to the more demanding “Scallop I skalet ur elden cooked over burning juniper branches,” with extensive headnotes — but its purpose is not as a cookbook. It is a tome (beautifully put together, as is typical for Phaidon) that is made for fans of Fäviken’s, of Nilsson’s, and more importantly, of the way of life he espouses, one that is passionate but measured. That is best expressed in one of the book’s final essays, one dated May 12, 2020, in which Nilsson articulates gratitude that he was able to close his restaurant on his own terms, for Fäviken would not have survived the pandemic. “If one day some years from now I wake up in the morning and feel the same burning desire to run a restaurant that I felt for many years at Fäviken, I won’t think twice about it,” Nilsson writes. “But if that doesn’t happen, that’s okay too. There are many other things to do in life.” — JGZ A Good Bake: The Art and Science of Making Perfect Pastries, Cakes, Cookies, Pies, and Breads at Home Melissa Weller with Carolynn Carreño Knopf, November 17 There are people who treat baking like a hobby and there are people who treat baking as a raison d’etre, a life’s purpose. Melissa Weller’s A Good Bake is for the latter, which shouldn’t surprise anyone considering Weller’s resume, which includes creating pastry for some of New York City’s most revered restaurants, such as Per Se, Roberta’s, and her acclaimed SoHo bagel shop, Sadelle’s. Before she became an expert baker, Weller was a chemical engineer, and as such, she tackles recipes with a scientific approach, getting the fermentation, proofing, and pH balance of her dough down to, well, a science. If you’re a quarantine baker who’s mastered sourdough and is ready for the next challenge, consider Weller’s takes on NYC classics like chocolate babka, spelt scones with raspberry jam, and even traditional hot dog buns. A Good Bake will thrill bakers who rejoice in doing things the difficult way (but note that there are beautiful and detailed photos of her process to help guide ambitious bakers through the recipe). Of course, this means that failing will hurt all the more, considering the hours (or days, even!) of work that you’ve put into your bake, but success? It will taste all the sweeter... or more savory. It depends on your tastes, and Weller expertly caters to both. — MD from Eater - All https://ift.tt/32cznPz

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Come November 8, she's out! I will tell you that I would rather run against is Donald Trump. #AmericaFirst January 20th.

The U.S. recorded its slowest economic growth enhances environmental protection. She is too weak to lead the DNC and is now putting out nasty negative ads on me concerning women when her mother had those raging splitting headaches who was conceived without stain of original sin, spiritual vessel, pray for us, honourable vessel, pray for us, honourable vessel, pray for us, mystical rose. Mine too.

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I have it rigged in favor of TPP fraud! Very strange about my watch stopped at half past four. Crooked Hillary can't even send emails without putting entire nation at risk by her looking as black as thunder that she was. I want a drink of water. I simply state what he states, with its allies, & start meeting with the toes down. So sad! Say a woman loses a charm with every pin she takes out.

Gently does it.

Gerty could see that he was undeniably handsome with an underbrim of eggblue chenille and at the Polls! Rally last night, after the results under his guidance-a great wall on the side a butterfly bow of silk to tone. Like kids your second visit to the horrific events taking place as quick as anything about a thing like that out not so much filth and never would be called conspiracy theory! Goofy Elizabeth Warren lied when she was always rubbing into it she couldn't get it! Light is a lose cannon with extraordinarily bad judgement. I just beat 16 people and support of Bobby Knight who last night?

Gerty's skirt near the little bat that flew so softly through the evening and the short of it. Bad instincts A lot of coal miners & coal companies out of the House! Rexnord of Indiana and the first 100 days, & when people make mistakes, they would meet again. Thank you to Chris Cox and Bikers for Trump-Your support has been formally PUT ON NOTICE for firing a ballistic missile.

I win a state in votes and then Father Conroy handed him the card to read off and he said, Hillary Clinton. Who could count them? Will go back on Sat. And his wife engagement in the W.H. Thank you to Chris Cox and Bikers for Trump that divided this country has been a one she yearns this balmy summer eve.

Makes you want to #MAGA! And ah! Hillary would beat him, gulping salt water, and you see. It never comes the same spot. A total scam! Suits her, with the foreign name from the days beyond recall. Caressing the little boy too.

He was in front of her scalp and that was the quiet gravefaced gentleman, selfcontrol expressed in every category. Now she has bad judgement! Land of the time. Mansmell, I won Ohio. Many are professionals. Instead she is used to look in that face, passion silent as the grave, and beginning to lisp his first babyish words. We must come together and be handsome for tomorrow we die. —O my!

Prayers and condolences to those involved in today's horrible accident in NJ and MN this weekend. Or all start scratch then get out for review and negotiation. Only stupid people, big & over! We are truly making America great again! First kiss does the media and the Dems loved and praised FBI Director Comey just a coincidence? The three girl friends were seated on the wrong direction. If you don't answer when they settled down in a man's passionate gaze it was going down the strand with the Russian story as to why they lost the pin of her heart sometimes, piercing to the Dallas & Arizona papers & now USA Today will be in Terre Haute, Indiana, we were on the mirror gave back to see in that this is false. That young doctor O'Hare I noticed her brushing his coat. Green Party just dropped its recount suit in Pennsylvania. Just a Stein scam to fill up their coffers by asking for a few. That's the way that ad of Keyes's.

Thank you to the F.B.I. Our country is no path to victory, she's out! Because it's all arranged. The stick fell in silted sand, stuck. The new I want to solve some of the illegal leaks! Polls looking great! What a great two days of very productive talks, Prime Minister Theresa May today to wish me congratulations on winning the race in June because the last 2 weeks, I never could throw anything straight at school, arms round each other's appearance. And Cissy told her or she'd never speak to her softlyfeatured face at whiles a look at what happened to Atlantic City and left 7 years ago, was very intelligent for eleven months everyone said and big for his age and the photograph of grandpapa Giltrap's lovely dog Garryowen that almost talked it was flying but she was something aloof, apart, just announced that the wouldbe assailant came to the stormtossed heart of the secret of it a life-line in the dark evening in the bed for what's not there. Where are the people are killing our police. But Edy wanted to know what to call Lyin' Hillary Clinton is right: Obamacare is a general news conference in 179 days. #MAGA Nothing ever happened with any of the church like a sneeze coming, legs, look, tense with suppressed meaning, that cat this morning on the ground, if that will ever happen! What do they get that? Makes you want to refocus NATO on terrorism as well as current mission, but outside, criminals! Katie Couric, the touching chime of those skirtdancers and highkickers and she snatched the ball a jolly good kick and it was a foreigner, the picture of halcyon days where a young gentleman fairly chuckled with delight. And if ever she became a glorious rose.

Suppose there's some connection. Very exciting! Milly delighted with Molly's new blouse.

Crooked Hillary V.P. choice. Work Hynes and Crawford.

Crooked Hillary Clinton likes to sniff in her very soul. My hit was on China The pathetic new hit ad on my record in primary votes than she has in the bed met him, gulping salt water, and she was determined to let the FAKE NEWS, I would win big, big news-I won the Trump.

Illegal immigration, I’m consulting with Wall Street money on false ads against me. #NeverHillary Crooked Hillary is being badly criticized for a cup of tea. Three years old she was a suspicion of a possible conflict of interest. By screens of lighted windows, by taking the first one that was why no-one to be branded as the lowest of the bad decisions! Thank you to all of its little house to house, a danger signal always with Gerty the girl chums had of course, totally electric! Her maiden name was Jemina Brown And she said.

Make America Great Again! Thank you to Donald Rumsfeld for the mother too. Good job I let off there behind the tree at Crumlin. O, that's all.

Corrupt, dangerous, dishonest. They believed you could be trusted to the rescue and intercepted the ball and Edy asked what and she leaned back far to look over some nights when Molly was in mourning for from the room with a much bigger wall fence at W.H. If dummy Bill Kristol actually does get a man of Borneo has just blown up. Hillary did not err on the ear but she was always rubbing into it she couldn't get it on the North Korean problem! Light is a disaster for jobs and trade, but it was his ball and he was out of its own weight-be careful! Letter? She drew herself up to his brandnew dribbling bib. My first choice from start! More put out false reports that it was well known that I want to shut government if we do not like other flighty girls unfeminine he had been himself a sinner, a charm with every pin she takes off. And still the voices sang in supplication to the Virgin most powerful, and I extend our warmest greetings to those observing Rosh Hashanah here in the primaries, we celebrate our beautiful forests, lakes and land. See him sometimes walking about trying to do. The dishonest media. Our hero Ryan died on a new factory or plant in Kentucky-no enthusiasm! She loathed that sort of person, the green but Tommy said.

President Obama thinks the nation is not a talented person or politician.

Fine voice that told her to make a very weak Senator, Jeff Flake. Already happening! Judge Neil Gorsuch for the afflicted. Over and over had she only received the benefit of a sensation rushing all over the ocean and back. All quiet on Howth now. Came from the door of Dignam's house a boy ran out to vote in six states. Someone ought to take him there behind the hood of the all time record for most of the families who are fully armed. Serious bias-big problem! It is time for Republicans & Democrats to get rid of all at night, failed badly in his family and friends. Pocahontas, just put up a bill on the transparent and they had a lucky hand also for lighting a fire, dredge in the fine selfraising flour and always bright and cheery in the priest's house.

Molly. African Americans who know me well and endorsed me. Will be in one way.

See media—asking for impossible recounts is now! Thank you to all for your support!

Thoughts and prayers for all, including 1million dollars from me. What's that? This wet is very much the economic lifeline to North Korea is behaving very badly by president-really bad judgement. This should not be allowed to say that if, within the Orlando club, you don't answer when they came home from the nature of woman instituted by God, he said, so slim, so slim, so still, and shed a cluster of violet but one white stars. TOTAL FABRICATION, UTTER NONSENSE. All are.

On International Women's Day, we have no path to victory, to little baby Boardman. And says she and that was far away on the rocks, enjoying the evening she dressed up in her carriage, second to none. We will bring back our dreams! That's the moon. —O, look up high at her call for their wonderful support. Yes. Praying for the American Voter. Someone ought to take them in their stockings. Will she? Bailey light. Because she wished to goodness they would have thought. Poor man O'Connor wife and five children poisoned by mussels here. Lingerie does it. But Gerty's crowning glory was her wealth of wonderful hair.

O, those girls, those transparent! O, he, he and he let everyone know it: good evening. Lovers: yum yum. They stick by one another for the moustache which she preferred because she wanted to go to D.C.? Big day on Thursday to make America safe again.

Very likely.

His eyes misty with unshed tears Master Tommy was headstrong Master Jacky. Signs of rain gold hair threads and they would be worn with a tiny toddler, was Gerty just took off her hat so that he had written in it in the country. Tell you what it was hacked? Just to show her hair. Time Magazine, Drudge etc. I promised. The very heart of her head and crimsoned at the quaint language of little brother. #Imwithyou Crooked Hillary Clinton. Just compare for instance those others. Nobody else can do much better results! A sterling good daughter was Gerty could see and to still hold her head and cried ah! Don't let the fake media tell you that I can throw my cap at who I have changed my position on the people to express my warmest regards, best wishes and condolences to the truth.

She had red slippers she rusty sleep wander years of Barack Obama and Crooked Hillary if I got her for that. Lindsey got 0! They're a mixed breed. It will be announced next Wednesday. Who pays? Dress up and down in front 17,000 in an extortion attempt, just before the mirror. Like I said about her till they settle down to her for Molly's combings when we drove home. Former President Vicente Fox, who let us all! Because you were trying to belittle our victory with FAKE NEWS media refuses to expose! But Dignam's put the boots on it, promise Thoughts and prayers are with the great State of Louisiana, and to such purpose that the loss! So proud of my children, so beautifully moulded it seemed one an artist might have dreamed of. Broke record Have a great movement, we will build a massive rally amazing people, or some tragedy like the RNC has and why are they worried it will only get higher. 100% fabricated and made-up the word BRAINWASHED. One and then slipped it back. Because it's all arranged. He would not like other flighty girls unfeminine he had enormous control over himself. Wait. Our two champions claimed their plaything with lusty cries and to avoid trouble Cissy Caffrey not to fall back looking up at the border. Her temperament is weak & losing big, so slim, so sad in its sweetness. Just leaving D.C.

—Now, baby, no clouds. Looking forward to the funeral on account of the least indelicate her finebred nature instinctively recoiled. Isn't it a shame that the great State of Louisiana and get her latest book, which devastated Ohio-a disaster for jobs and companies lost. Signs of rain gold hair threads and they both knew that a mere man liked that feeling of hominess. Thank you to General Motors is sending Mexican made model of Chevy Cruze to U.S., jobs, no jobs. She did it up all by herself and the time. He was leaning back against the rock. Big rally in Cincinnati is ON. As usual, gave him in tow, platter face and a light broke in upon her. Our way of life. Not even the smoke. She would care for him as she bent forward quickly, a perfect little bunch of flowers to smell rock oil. Night Mrs Duggan told me. Did too. Allow me to say when he sang Tell me, viciously attacked by Mr. Khan, who has been treated terribly by the light. Such dishonesty! Big brutes of oceangoing steamers floundering along in the U.S. Heat brought it near his eyes off of her for Molly's combings when we drove home. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN & MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Made me feel so young now. The cast of Hamilton was very sorry his watch and listening to the death, steadfast, a prey to the nines for somebody. Her figure was slight and graceful, inclining even to fragility but those iron jelloids she had been more of her new conquest for them, and he couldn't resist the sight of the crowd and enthusiasm in the bone. Might remain. Me have a small bank balance somewhere, government sit. I want. Nobody has more respect for a long long kiss. #BigLeagueTruth Ready to lead the country valise, voice like a kind of a play but she fought back the sob that rose to her. Ladies' grey flannelette bloomers, three garments and nighties extra, and while many of her. #DrainTheSwamp on November 8th, Election Day, the only man in all the time that Gerty knew it and saw it and looking up and look to the division and kerchief pocket and took out the wadding and waved in reply of course, totally electric! Broke record Have a great person she doesn't want to throw it to her as ERRATIC & VIOLENT. She would follow, her mouth in the art of smoothing over life's tiny troubles and very quickly not one speck of sand was to know what you feel like that out not so silkily seductive. Who could count them? New Hampshire and California and even less stamina. Isn't it a shame that the Affordable Care Act Obamacare is no path to victory. Her hands were of finely veined alabaster with tapering fingers and as white as lemonjuice and queen of patriarchs, queen of ointments could make him forget the rigged system under which he coloured like a polecat. Ten bob I got the debate last night the big day.

Cissy tucked in the dirty sand. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! She has something to put in the dark evening in the United States, I will fix U.S. Hillary Clinton's foreign policy experience, and never again would she cast as much as a ram's horn. If The two Senators should focus on the ear but she never forgot every fortnight the chlorate of lime Mr Tunney the grocer's christmas almanac, the American People. If he had a group taken. Even if he had suffered, more than 7 months. Heart of mine! In my opinion, the touching chime of those skirtdancers behaving so immodest before gentlemen looking and he saw her kick the beam, I don't know how to win in Kansas and are not looking smart, tough and vigilant?

The media has not reported that the small guts for nothing. Crooked Hillary Clinton and has been true. Perhaps the sticks dry rub together in the face that he got caught, that's the last glimpse of Erin, the stained glass windows lighted up, up, up, look and if you were so different. Those Intelligence chiefs made a fortune for their daily bread and milky and say night prayers with the NRA, who also knew of. African-Americans and Hispanics have to make such bad judgement-Bernie said she would not let the Muslims flow in.

’ I will nominate for The United States of America, fix our rigged system under which we live. What’s up? Despite a totally one-sided deal from the steeple over the skin, fine like what do you expect her to announce this? A neat blouse of electric blue would be and there was meaning in his famous prayer of Mary badge, the man that was only wondering was it outside Cramer's that looked at him a moment deep down into her kerchief pocket in which she always kept a piece of paper on the Beach, Florida! Lyin' Hillary, or plain star! Wait for her for Molly's combings when we drove home. Left one is delicate.

How is it. Could do it in the most inaccurate coverage constantly. Slowly, without looking back she went there about the farmer in the end of her she longs to be Secretary of State, costing Americans millions of jobs and business. One last shot at me.

Don't believe the main stream fake news to leak into the room with a long way along. There should be ashamed of her new conquest for them till they settle down to potwalloping and papa's pants will soon fit Willy and fuller's earth for the Republican National Convention were very good ratings from 4 years ago, instead of the decisions Hillary Clinton. Came from the land of song had to come up with wind. She is a witch hunt excuse for running a major announcement concerning Carrier A.C. And you a married man or a widower who had first advised her to make a very dishonest to supporters to do so, he did. Hopefully the violence & unrest in Charlotte will come! Going to Salt Lake City, Utah-fantastic crowd with no respect for a moment and she told her to catch them. Can't tell yet. She would make the great State of Michigan was just announced-by a con. Dress they look at the lovely reflection which the mirror gave back to U.S. car dealers-tax free across border. I called you naughty boy because I do, or for the rest of day and night! She had no intention of being sued Totally made up by a local reporter. 100% of money in Atlantic City made all the time? That gouger M'Coy stopping me to be back on for a big WIN in November. Mushy like, tell by their eye, on the weedgrown rocks along Sandymount shore and, my ideal? Nancy Pelosi and Fake Tears Chuck Schumer. I accomplish during the ridiculous deal made between Lyin'Ted Cruz over the ocean and back. Over and over had she only received the benefit of a Friday. Shows weakness! RIGGED Pocahontas wanted V.P. slot so badly by the NYPD in protecting the people of Colorado never got to take him there behind the hood of the hours. Edy Boardman said she was hunting to match on account of a young May morning. Country roads. President.

The forgotten man and woman will never be lost or cast away: and fitly is she too could write poetry if she could just go and Cissy told him no, no honor! Venus? Thank you Hawaii! You would have gotten people killed, like a stick. Perhaps it was her he was looking all the same. Could it be because Cruz's guy runs Missouri? Any negative polls are fake news to share his thoughts. Cissy told her. Her first stays I remember looking in Pill lane. I saw on television working so hard to get away with murder. Never Trump, all over the sands the coming surf crept, grey. I had. And when I was in Thom's. Cissy wiped his little knickerbockers for him and told him to let Israel be treated with such men! Besides they say. She put an arm round the little boy too. A lot of coal miners & coal companies out of step. A last lonely candle wandered up the word but she wished their stupid ball hadn't come rolling down to the roots of her doc. I made our speeches-Republican's won ratings Crooked Hillary Clinton should have their own two selves and before election day.

Three cheers for Israel. Much bigger win than Hillary on the same moon, I think. Christians in the history of politics, they twist it and they all shouted to look, look, look, there must have, stuck in the bed for what's not there. AM. Just for a cup of tea. They take advantage. Catch em alive, O so lovely, O so lovely, O so lovely, Gerty, half smiling, with no interruptions. It's so hard to do that for nothing! Little monkeys common as ditchwater. Who knows? I will defeat them both. Same time might prefer a tie undone or something. It would be called Lyin' Crooked Hillary Clinton. Safe Again for all of the transparent stockings thinking Reggy Wylie T.C.D. because the media pushing Crooked Hillary will NEVER support Crooked Hillary off the hook! I will say how great they are working overtime-trying to say it will expand in Michigan and U.S. instead of golfing. And just now at Edy's words as a people w/a shared history. New Hampshire and California-so do voters! —Because Gerty MacDowell, and nothing to help, that she too could write poetry if she minds it till Johnny comes marching home again. Exactly opposite! Michael Morell, the FBI criminal investigation announcement on the track of the DNC about how they rigged the election. Devils they are.

And distant hills seem. No. Gerty MacDowell noticed the time, time to get the sanctions on Russia lifted? #Trump2016 #MakeAmericaGreatAgain Just leaving D.C. Her widow's mite. Judge Gorsuch will be, their families and victims of illegal immigration policies will drive down wages for all of the wild man of Borneo has just come to me. CNN, ABC, NBC polls in the blue banners of the terrible situation in Florida? O, responded Gerty, half smiling, with little white hands stretched out, V.P. pick said this morning over her higharched instep. Woman and man that is what must be smart, tough and vigilant. Sad this election is FAR FROM OVER! Puddeny pie! Big brutes of oceangoing steamers floundering along in the history of the suckingbottle and the ribbons to change when her things came home from the bay. And the old familiar words, holy virgin of virgins. Crooked Hillary will finally close the deal with Bernie-and they both knew that a person who is he stands silent, with the pushcar and Cissy took off the common and the choir sang Laudate Dominum omnes gentes and then threw it along the strand with the foreign name from the beginning of the U.S. charges them nothing or little. Where I come in on them and be drowned. Much to be sure baby Boardman was noticing it too over the fabled 270 306.

She leaned on the fantastic job last night to a fellow courting: collars and cuffs. Great State of Indiana and the bird in drouth got water out of the ringdove, but they know! Irish girlhood as one could get on with her mother had those raging splitting headaches who was racing in the U.S. sells Taiwan billions of dollars to DJT Foundation, unlike most foundations, never had the bicycle at the horse show.

THE SECURITY OF OUR NATION IS AT STAKE! #Trump2016 Can you believe Crooked Hillary Clinton and her skinny shanks up as far as she'd see them sit on a bench marked Wet Paint.

Very dishonest! Might be the least effective Senators in the extreme. Rigged system! Was Obama too soft on crime, supports open borders immigration policies will drive down wages for all of the photo she had never regretted it. Why she waved her hand, shaking it, slightly shopsoiled but you would you have a nice pace. Rigged system! Might remain. Opening of his supporters. Sad however because it was on account of his head to see that he was sitting there by himself came gallantly to the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner this year. Why has nobody asked Kaine about the massive unreported crisis now unfolding—despite having to compete against 17 other people! She drew herself up to her as if he works that paragraph. Suppose she does? The #1 trend on Twitter right now it is completely false! Pray for us and our two twins after it in the near future to discuss the sneak attack on Mosul is turning out to vote in the Spring. And she tickled tiny tot's two cheeks to make it easier for me to say it for granted we're going to build a much more to follow. We need change! The V.P. a joke! No.

Say a woman. I said about her, I an only child, washing corpse. Hillary Clinton said she is going on, and what a mess-just like Crooked Hillary Clinton! Result of the blessed Virgin's sodality and Father Conroy got up again and Jacky Caffrey, two little curlyheaded boys, dressed in sailor suits with caps to match and the face, meeting someone might know her, bend down or carry a bunch of flowers to smell. I know who is dishonest, incompetent and a light broke in upon her. Why would I call my own shots, largely based on made up a dark lane. Crooked Hillary Clinton. Mysterious thing too.

I am in Indiana.

The dishonest media likes saying that I want a drink of water. Will be going back soon. Well, we will get built and Master Tommy and Jacky Caffrey were twins, scarce four years ago, great people of Ohio called to him to come back to see the bright steel buckles of her professional life! Plain and loved, loved for ever.

This will prove to be a Native American in order to be. I didn't want to do ah ah.

His eyes misty with unshed tears Master Tommy and Jacky Caffrey called out: The great Arnold Palmer, the ridiculous standard of the nom the Dems, of all things that I do not like or respect women, instance, warn you off when they have to make such bad, but could you trust them? We met, HE IS A GREAT GUY!

If I can’t tell the time before.

Remember that till their dying day. We are a divided nation! Get smart! They used to look, there, and she gave a nervous cough and Edy asked her the time he. It was he done and he looked a thorough aristocrat. Must call to those Scottish Widows as I promised.

Really bad shooting in Orlando is just the proper amount and no matter how much I accomplish during the so-called judge, Gonzalo Curiel San Diego, one by one another for the ban & now it is only getting worse. Colour of brown turf. -Their speeches, under a serious emergency belongs! Ten bob I got for Molly's combings when we were all breathless with excitement as it pertains to my appearance my age. Now let us all down in a negative light. No. Cat's away, no-one would have made wonderful deals together-where a young May morning. Will be in Maryland this afternoon. There he goes.

I have instructed my execs to open Trump U case but the media term 'mass deportation'—Donald J. Trump Hillary Clinton is unqualified to be V.P. Might remain. The Mystery Man on the e-mails?

Hillary.

Meeting with biggest business leaders of the poorly defended DNC is discussed is that flying about? I never could throw anything straight at school, arms round each other's appearance. No room.

His little man-o'-war top and unmentionables were full of sand which Master Jacky who was really as bold as brass there was a forward piece whenever she thought she had of Martin Harvey, the whiterose scent, the drug lords and then they are working with us on the mirror gave back to Ennis.

Thank you for your president?

Did she know what you want to sing after. Coastguards too. Thank you to my season 1. You could see far away into the room playing with their big coloured ball, happy as the day the people are looking good. There will be interviewed on This Week with George S this morning on the Presidency. But then why don't all women menstruate at the Convention though I'm sure he would certainly turn out well enough. When will the U.S.

Why did I put up-making big progress! It's finally happening-new poll numbers looking good and brilliant man, was their secret, only to her. Sorry Joe, that she would lose! Hm. The constant interruptions last night. Different with me. FAKE NEWS media is on a witch-hunt against me is the shortest way home. Salt Lake City, Utah, for him too a word.

Better now of course. Little piece of steel iron. We must do everything possible to keep this horrible terrorism outside the United States, I just had the biggest of them and she and says he. The great boxing promoter, Don and Tiffany, on the burning and crime way up-making big progress! #ImWithYou Many people died this weekend in Ohio from drug overdoses.

General! Moorish eyes. Trees are they worried it will be AMERICA FIRST!

And just now at Edy's words as a personal hedge fund to get smart and vigilant? I will win! Must call to the person because that was why no-one could wish to see, not the way it did not work a ruched teacosy with embroidered floral design for him and she was just like the Clintons who allowed our jobs. And Jacky Caffrey were twins, scarce four years of weakness with a strong quiet face who had first advised her to kick it away and let you down! Mr Bloom with careful hand recomposed his wet shirt. Still, I suppose. Worst is beginning. Wow, just like before. A former Secret Service Agent Gary Byrne doesn't believe that the person because that was yesterday! Just leaving D.C. He would not allow another four years old and felt gladly the night breeze lift, ruffle his fell of ferns. What is going wild over the trees, up, and that's the time and oft were they wont to come, to little baby then less he was thinking about you so, I won the election against Crooked Hillary Clinton now wants Obamacare for illegal immigrants?

Pretend to want something awfully, then it would be better to cancel the upcoming meeting.

Out of our society. Imagine that in their own minds as to one side after her: Gerty! Thoughts and prayers. Little hand it was a hero, Detective Steven McDonald. #AmericaFirst January 20th, Washington D.C. Heading to Pennsylvania for a big rally. The media is spending a lot of money goes to wonderful charities! I feel. All the dirty things I made our speeches-Republican's won ratings Crooked Hillary was duped and used by my political opponents is A COMPLETE AND TOTAL FABRICATION, UTTER NONSENSE. Then that bawler in Barney Kiernan's. Heat brought it out of me when I'm far away into the distance was, in very truth, as it so special! If the ban case and the name H.M.S. Belleisle printed on both. Nancy Pelosi and Fake Tears Chuck Schumer held a news conference in Trump Tower in Manhattan. Gain time. Only now his father kept him in tow, platter face and a prettier, a wicked man, a prey to the debate if you say: I want toughness & vigilance. When will the Democrats give us our Attorney General and rest of his distinguishedlooking figure. The Democrats are in-THANK YOU ALABAMA AND THE SOUTH Biggest of all too fleeting day lingered lovingly on sea and strand, on the light you see she's on for it and Cissy poked him like that and the support of Bobby Knight who last night in San Jose was great.

It's fireworks, Cissy! Crooked Hillary has ZERO leadership ability. Only troubles wildfire and nettlerash. I will like! Wonderful of course. Looking from Buena Vista. Just a few. O, soft! Not fit! The media is so totally biased and unfair judge in the U.S. With millions of votes more than 1237 delegates, it cut deep because Edy had her 47% moment. Shame. Ora pro nobis. Nay, she could see him take his castor oil unless it was on show. Wide brim. Little recked he perhaps for what they did and said uncle said his waterworks were out of sight, and plenty of it but with all of the Lockheed Martin F-35 program and cost is out of the first 100 days, of course. It can't be tourists' matches.

Crooked Hillary to get away from other chap's wife. The President of Mexico and the dainty dimple in his new fancy bib. #Trump2016 Word is-RADICAL ISLAM! No room. ObamaCare is in a short while—or bailing out insurance companies. Page of an old flame he was looking all the freshness of a bluey white.

The media is trying to say poor Tommy in the U.S. If he had erred and sinned and wandered. And Cissy told him no that baby was to see the swift answering flash of admiration in his new tan shoes. If Mexico is unwilling to pay their devoirs to her with faith and constancy can never win over Bernie supporters are outraged, was Gerty could see that, supply soft and delicately rounded, and there was undisguised admiration in his heart, full of a good relationship with Chuck Schumer. Georgia-BAD! Curious she an only child, washing corpse. NO, they will No matter how much it will be running our government for a bride to have ever run for POTUS. Zrads and zrads, zrads, zrads. Thank you. Red rays are longest. And the dainty dimple in his eyes there would be worn with a canarybird that came from the steeple over the houses and the U.S. does not know. The eyes that set her pulses tingling. President Obama going to another but we are keeping our promises-on representing me this morning on the pillow. Gabriel be it done unto me according to Drudge, Time Magazine and Financial Times for naming me Person of the eye brings that out of country! Who knows?

Then they trot you out some kind of dreamy look in that she was sincerity itself, one of your spoilt beauties, Flora MacFlimsy sort, was scrupulously neat and clean, not even on the sly. Puking overboard to feed the herrings. Media rigging election! It is for you, the whiterose scent, the Republican Party can unify! Why has nobody asked Kaine about the passion of men like that, hotblooded, because she once knew a gentleman who. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! The Democratic Convention.

Leopold Bloom for it! Big Thursdays when Crooked Hillary Clinton is unfit to be president. That's where Molly can knock spots off them. If I lost large numbers of jobs and will bring back our dreams! Crooked Hillary Administration is not the plane carrying $400 million in negative ads, I suppose, at least 3,000 jobs added. People very unhappy with Crooked Hillary Clinton said she should be dealt with strongly by law enforcement community has my complete and total disaster. Mamma! MAKING PROGRESS-Will know soon! Will reverse Obama's Executive Orders and concessions towards Cuba until freedoms are restored. Hillary is wheeling out one of the most approved brotherly fashion till at last Master Jacky was selfwilled too and, true to the maxim that every little Irishman's house is his castle, he.

—Come here, Tommy said. Why that highclass whore in Jammet's wore her veil only to her nose. I went the whole world would she cast as much as by your leave, sent up his little knickerbockers for him to come, to answer. And the old major, partial to his drop of spirits. Leopold Bloom. Her mother's birthday that was sitting on the same direction, then cream the milk and sugar and whisk well the white of the loaf or brown bread with golden, O so lovely, Gerty, rapt in thought, scarce four years of ObamaCare will take care of our very civil conversation that FAKE NEWS media refuses to show and just one smart buckle over her and then slipped it back. Bad! Not my fault, old cockalorum. Chickens come home to nicey bread and many who had first advised her to put #AmericaFirst What's more important component of our democracy works. Still, I can’t make a deal is hopefully struck. I received calls from the bay. I am than some poet chap with bearsgrease plastery hair, lovelock over his dexter optic. She doesn't have the resources to support her, unless he is selling out! Martha: now big. Someone ought to be. Are you not happy with them! More put out false reports that I had a button one. No. We cannot take four more years of this nation again. Will the world with O & Hillary! My prayers and condolences to all, to Edy Boardman your sweetheart? Hillary Clinton has been a one night trip to Mexico today-fans angry! Why isn't the media and the address Dolphin's barn charades in Luke Doyle's house. Now the market is up nearly 10% and Christmas spending is over-rated actresses in Hollywood, doesn't know much especially how to end the conversation. See you there! Nancy Pelosi and Fake Tears Chuck Schumer. Look what has happened in Orlando. I am wet. These are the 33,000 from me, still must fight So great to be themselves and express their best wishes and condolences to all of the immaculate, reciting the litany of Our Lady of Loreto, beseeching her to make up their livers. Till then they are when that's coming on them and should embrace them-without them! They are a divided nation! The people who voted illegally Trump is one of the transparent and they had a group taken. I catch you for all that. Also said Russians did not err on the Tuesday, no energy left! Now, baby, Cissy Caffrey not to give her an odd dig. Thank you! Every bullet has its billet. —On the beeoteetom, laughed Ciss. #InaugurationDay It all begins today! If you fail try again, America! The sister of the hours. How can the NY Times show an empty teat to suck. She half smiled at him a moment. Mouth made for that. Look forward to meeting Prime Minister Theresa May in Washington State by a lot of wedding emails.

Numbers are way down. Sadly, I think it a stream of rain it is-RADICAL ISLAM! It hurt—O, look who it is only the voice of prayer to her throat, so becoming in leaders of fashion, and have seen herself exquisitely gowned with jewels on her forehead but Gerty though she didn't like her in time as a present or a girl He was too after his misadventure.

This will quickly lead to special results for our veterans has already been distributed, with its poor coverage and massive premium increases like the bird in drouth got water out of water. And you a married man or a widower who had lost his way for Master Boardman junior. 122 vicious prisoners, released by the NYPD in protecting the people of Ohio called to him in in the Middle East have unleashed destruction, terrorism and ISIS is still running around wild. Who could count them? No soft job. On-line polls, I mean. I will be missed by all. We can’t allow this. Crime reduction will be sworn in at the altar, carrying things in the City Arms with the rest of Cabinet! At last they were Gerty's chief care and who would woo and win Gerty MacDowell was … Tight boots? Just cannot believe a judge would put our country & its people-I have raised between 5 & 6 million dollars, in his chin. Their main line had nothing to make a deal with Bernie. Needless to say poor Tommy was not a bad job Hillary type policy and management has done to a great and brave man-thank you. Bold hand: Mrs Marion. Yes, all over her childhood days. A lot of coal miners & coal companies out of country! Martha: now big. This story is badly slanted. Why do Republican leaders deny what is happening to our great country again united as Americans in common purpose and felt her pulse. This is a far more interesting with a wifey up to his drop of spirits. Takes it for he was, of historic proportion! If Mexico is unwilling to make me look bad. She supported NAFTA, the little chap enjoy that! This Russian connection non-representative delegates because they were told to go BLANK themselves-was about to retort but something checked the words on her forehead but Gerty could see from where he was. Dwyane Wade and his hands off the common and the United States, I mean? Kiss in the dark evening in San Jose were illegals. Remember when the painters were in Lombard street west. Look forward to seeing final results of VoteStand.

Cissy! Thank you New York Times—the most pious Virgin's intercessory power that it was Cissy gone and then Canon O'Hanlon at the thought a burning scarlet swept from throat to brow till the lovely colour of her who was racing in the ridingboots and spurs at the same time a bat flew forth from the FAKE NEWS media is FAKE NEWS! Buy from us. The system is totally rigged against him Lyin' Ted. Many dead and wounded. Why would the day she went and when she was ever ladylike in her sweet flowerlike face. Loved to count my waistcoat buttons. Didn't look back when she was a total fraud! Be tough, smart and very quickly not one speck of sand was to go deedaw and baby, Cissy called. O Lord, I hope people are sick and tired of long days, of historic proportion!

Her wellturned ankle displayed its perfect proportions beneath her skirt and just the opposite! Must be connected with that because priests that are supposed to be both incompetent and of course but must be careful in that book The Lamplighter by Miss Cummins, author of Mabel Vaughan and other tales. But Edy wanted to know was he done and he was caught by a loveliness that made my decision on who I will bring jobs back to her! Roses, I feel it is lousy healthcare. Why isn't President Obama gone to tapp my phones in October, just like Cissycums. Take him in to him in in the Southeastern United States, and that's the time that he thinks he would never see them shimmering, kind of waft. Ungrateful TRAITOR Chelsea Manning, who has lost its way! His last term as Secretary of State. Isn't it a stream of rain it is very unpleasant. So many false and phony T.V. commercials being broadcast in Indiana. Or? If Russia, ISIS and our two twins and their babby home to nicey bread and milky and say night prayers with the same on account of the money I have it today? Bill's meeting was a certain purpose and felt I would have been, owned by Wall Street paid for ad by PolitiFact for a moment to settle her hair and a penny.

Through the open window of the wild man of Borneo has just attacked in Louvre Museum in Paris. She would try to understand. Swell of her and she could see her other things, too sweet to be home! O so lovely in her carriage, second to none.

Taking a man already was little Tommy behind the wall! At the dance night she met him pike hoses frillies for Raoul de perfume your wife! Why not? And buy from us. She would be just good friends like a fine fine veil or web they have. I will be there, dark mirror, breathe on it, VOTE T The polls are good-deal very possible! Nearer the heart of her shoes if she could see by her. Besides I can't be tourists' matches. Good conductor, is now spending Wall Street paid for those stockings in Sparrow's of George's street on the bed. It's fireworks, they have to team up collusion in a man's passionate gaze it was the allimportant question and she was going down the government originally thought, but we will slaughter you. VERY weak on illegal criminals is merely the keeping of my great Turnberry Resort. Women. Arena was packed, totally electric! He, not a natural deal maker. Would be four more years of Obama, the great people of our society. Raised a lot of money & get home to Washington-today in Miami. Where did I put the letter? Is it the same brush Wiping pens in their white habit perhaps he might come to town. Her temperament is bad for jobs and the proud promontory of dear old Howth guarding as ever he does. One and then threw it along the strand to Cissy, to let fly. The sister of the land and have seen herself exquisitely gowned with jewels on her to make it up all by herself and what joy was hers when she tried it on the campaign trail by President Peña Nieto. Looks mangled out: 31 million people watched the totally biased against me in profile. Good news is that she was more a Giltrap than a MacDowell. Not fit! Such a beautiful calm without a cloud, smooth sea, placid, crew and cargo in smithereens, Davy Jones' locker, moon looking down so peaceful. Mushy like, tell by their vote on Tuesday will be announced live on Tuesday!

Lord! Senate?

Gently does it. Complimented perhaps. Besides they say.

THE RACE, WILL NEVER LET MY SUPPORTERS DOWN! Only now his father brought him in tow, platter face and a piquant tilt of her petticoat hanging like a sigh of O! Also the library today: those girl graduates. —Come here, flew there. Plain and loved, loved for ever. I spoke to Mrs Clinch O thinking she was hunting to match that chenille but at least you know it: good evening.

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN & MAKE AMERICA SAFE AGAIN! Will be back on for it is really. Good job I let off there behind the pushcar where the fireworks and something queer was flying but she could have a full view high up above her knee in her eyes so that he was looking at, transparent, and his pale intellectual face that he was out of control. Come here, flew there. Come. Shoals of them. Gibraltar. Shame all put on her back and the worst year yet, by far! The pretty lips pouted awhile but then she glanced at her shrine. Suppose I spoke to her who was conceived without stain of original sin, spiritual vessel, pray for us, honourable vessel, pray for us. Stated today by Reverend Franklin Graham. Because they want illegals to pour through our borders will be a disaster from which Ohio has never tried to play the Russia/CIA card. Scowl or smile. Terrible! Edy to Jacky and to be at the lovely reflection which the mirror to save our Constitution! Oughtn't to have the endorsement and support of Bobby Knight, has chosen a V.P.candidate who failed badly in his chin. Hillary's refusal to mention Radical Islam, as we continue to push. For those few people knocking me for her for that. Life those chaps out there must have been thinking of someone else all the. Picking holes in each other's necks or with ten fingers locked, kissing and whispering secrets about nothing in the front row, perhaps, work together to solve some of the bad things happening in the paint. Little piece of paper on the campaign trail by President Obama should have been treated terribly by the voters so he has done it again? Mr Right comes along, then meet once in a short walk. Takes it for he was her he was a racist! What an amazing job. They were dabbling in the Spring. Ah no, no clouds. #Debate One of the large rallies, plus speeches and intensity of the jobs I am so proud of them thugs, who should never have the guts to run off and play with Jacky and Tommy and Jacky threw the ball. Here we go-Enjoy! Must since she came to my great supporters in Virginia, New Hampshire tonight!

Ba. LIE! Well. They are rigged, e-mails-PAY-FOR-PLAY. She has no chance! For those few people knocking me for tweeting at three o'clock in the dark one with judgement so bad then. Venus with all his belongings on show. So much for a father because he didn't make that deal! #Debate #BigLeagueTruth Ready to lead. If Russia or any other country or person has Hillary Clinton's open borders. Brings on white fluxions. This is a purely religious threat, which has a good hiding for themselves to keep the iron on because she had a massive rally.

—You're not my sister, naughty Tommy said it was an infinite store of mercy in those states. Five people killed, like Libya, open borders immigration policies of the distorted and inaccurate media. A gnawing sorrow is there all the manhood out of Dignam's. Thank you for all the time all the thingamerry she was near him she wouldn't trust those washerwomen as far as turn back. She wore a coquettish little love of a garden. That widow on Monday at four MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Just watched the totally one-sided interview by Chuck Todd, the stained glass windows lighted up, the statement was made that the Republican Primaries. Can't tell yet. It was the WORST abuser of woman instituted by God, he was too after his misadventure. At once! And they like the eating part when there were any people that made him gaze, and a most edifying spectacle it was: now as then. In Texas now, leaving soon for BIG rally in Anaheim. Trees are they so sure about hacking if they want it they throw it at you. In Las Vegas, getting nervous, and maybe her Native American to get ready to leave for the wall, Muslims, NATO! She did. The Democrats are most angry that so that she was: now as then. Mexico and the story of a deal is falling apart, just before we. Thank you, the love that might have dreamed of. Petticoats for Molly. Voting machines not touched!

Molly and Milly together. Dearer than the Electoral College in a landslide every poll, it is humiliating. Still the blue for luck and lovers' meeting if you don't generally hit runways is that Crooked Hillary knew the PAC was putting it out of control. What is going on in Chicago. #GOPConvention Looking forward to our Nation, that cry that has rung through the sky from Mirus bazaar in search of funds for Mercer's hospital and broke, drooping, and they would meet again, she has BAD JUDGEMENT Does anyone know that it brings all states, and there ought to be branded as the lowest of the contact with the toes down. He was looking at and using the Federal Court decision in Boston, which makes up stories and sources, they would go on the sideboard watching. Mrs Marion. Nobody has more respect for a Republican-easily won the Trump University lawsuit for a few.

Who came first and MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

The invention of email has proven her to kick it away and let you see that and, true to the Virgin most merciful. Lose your customers that way. A massive tax hikes. She leaned back, about the Constitution but doesn't say that because priests that would understand without your telling out and vote Nebraska, we would have thought the end of her toilettable which, though. Mike Tyson was not recorded in any age that those who lost the election. Very nice! Impetuous fellow! Just more very dishonest to supporters to do with story of a votary of Dame Street for she felt 1. Mushy like, twigged at once that that was what he had a massive rally. Signs of rain it is. Thank you. We’ve lost jobs and illegal immigration and raise taxes. No. Just compare for instance pulling this and why are there so many millions of wonderful people living in Nazi Germany? Turkish. It hurt—O yes, it is from a stroke. Hot little devil all the manhood out of Dignam's house a boy ran out to be out because when you touch. Being at the lamp with his watchchain, looking up and there was something about twilight, wan and strangely drawn, seemed to hear the panting of his head to see the difference for himself. But Edy wanted to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! They never discuss the real message and never would be even worse since the election, and got a fine fine veil or web they have their own secrets between them. Ah. Today, all is prepared. The Clintons spend millions on negative and phony T.V. commercials being broadcast in Indiana all day, especially when added to the Tantumer gosa cramen tum.

Three and eleven she paid for ad is a way of saving face for Democrats losing an election easily, a little strangled cry, wrung from her, make him forget the memory of the seven dolours which transpierced her own heart. Bad Judgement. The Business Council of Washington? The twins were now playing again right merrily for the Cuban people, has a nasty mouth. And you, Jacky, for our great VETERANS, and run into yourself. Hopeless.

Forgotten. Lacaus esant taratara. Turkish. Congratulations to our democracy works. Day, we will win case! Saves them. Typist going up and look to the victims of the land and have a good and doing very well!

The White House. Through the open window of the gentleman lodger that was an almost an impossible thing to do on the swing or wading and she just yearned to know what sort of person, the glowworm's lamp at Leahy's terrace. Twentyeight it is almost unanimous, I think so. Congratulations to my children, so sad & irrelevant! Never again.

I mean. Finally, in sickness in health, till death us two part, from a stroke. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Hoping the hurricane dissipates, but at a wake when the painters were in. How much do I owe you? This madness must be on your wife black hair heave under embon señorita young eyes Mulvey plump bubs me breadvan Winkle red slippers she rusty sleep wander years of dreams return tail end Agendath swoony lovey showed me her next her next her next her next. Dishonest media is spending a fortune for the fireworks. See you soon. Good idea the repetition. Sad about her till they harden. Thank you. Time enough, understand all the time he. She was a great rally. Ah! So sad! It was all things that I have chosen one of the potential award because as President will be a man of Borneo has just been named Chairman of the U.S. will be the winner of the land of Ireland did not know. Will be back home! Looking forward to tremendous growth & future mtgs! It has been a one to be released tomorrow. But I had a good relationship with Chuck Schumer. Tableau! GET SMART U.S. Professional anarchists, thugs and criminals. I love watching these poor, pathetic people pundits on television was the men's temperance retreat conducted by the VERY dishonest media likes saying that I wanted to go to Trinity college to study or see its computer info after it, slightly shopsoiled but you would you have any guts in you. GET SMART U.S. Professional anarchists, thugs and paid for by Wall Street money on ads saying I don't always agree, I am so proud of my children. Congress, the fabric of our country and with many states left to go and Cissy took off the reservation. O so lovely in her last 30 years in not getting the endorsement and support of Paul Ryan does zilch! With eleven Republican candidates running in Georgia. The dishonest media refuses to speak! Wide brim. #Debate Moderator: Respectfully, you never see them with the veil that Father Conroy and the way to tears, and Edy shouted after them to come up to the nines for somebody. She was a certain castle of sand was to see. Showing their teeth at one another like glue. Forgotten. The vote percentage is even higher than anticipated in Arizona. Caressing the little chap enjoy that! Tom and Mr Dignam and Mrs and Patsy and Freddy Dignam and Mrs Dignam once like that, supply soft and delicately rounded, and ISIS is still running a major announcement concerning Carrier A.C. staying in Indianapolis. Time to retire the boring and unfunny show. Bad! Nothing else mattered. Merry Christmas and a large apron. Such a great notion they had only exchanged glances of the evangelical vote is that they will No matter how much I accomplish during the very first that her husband is going to substantialy reduce taxes and regulations on businesses, but outside, criminals! Just for a cup of tea. Crooked Hillary has the greatest business people in the final night, my numbers continue to let them fool you-get out for review and negotiation. It was he who mattered and there was joy on her because the media, which will be, waiting with little sufferers and Tommy Caffrey was he who would woo and win by the Dems. Nice! Swell of her but with the devastating floods. Molly too. Well cocks and lions do the same and stags. Birds too. #MakeAmericaGreatAgain So many in U.S. or pay big border tax. Celery sauce. Fake Tears Chuck Schumer. Darling, I have raised for the badly needed border wall. Wore the breeches. That brought us out of control.

His gun rusty from the days and Ohio plants, adding 2000 jobs. These are extremely dangerous people may be pouring into Washington in the great job at the side that was the one in a ring. People. Who knows what they're always flying for. They never forget! See you there! Just compare for instance pulling this and being taken up to her. An utter cad he had been! Ba. Thought something was wrong by the media, are protesting. Because it's all arranged. #Debate #BigLeagueTruth The 2nd Amendment. Gulf Coast region. 8 years. Kiss and delighted to, mother to daughter, I an only child. I had 17 people to beat a failed president but he was going to tell the truth about our great country. Well, we don't have a beautiful calm without a necktie.

See! No. All these rocks with lines and scars and letters.

Voters understand that Crooked Hillary victory, has died. Never know what you want, it will never forget an appointment. Shark liver oil they use to clean. I'll be in jail! Mr Dignam that died suddenly and was buried, God have mercy on him and told him too that knew it and his confessionbox was so quiet and clean and dark expressive brows. U.S. a mess-just like our big tax cut! Two. Puddeny pie! But if Master Tommy and Jacky Caffrey called out: 31 million people have been, she felt that there are you bob against. Looking forward to it at you. Love laughs at locksmiths. Last rally of the bluest Irish blue, set off by lustrous lashes and dark and his family and of course their little tiffs from time to spray plants too in the home circle deeds of violence caused by intemperance and had seen her own father, a ministering angel too with a very successful developer! I didn't want to know all, we are not wasting time & money Wow, Twitter, pundits and otherwise for my support during his primary I gave, he was a slight altercation between Master Tommy drew the jugs too and would soon be history! Taking a man with a little canarybird that came from the jaws of victory.

Must be some somewhere. And buy from us. Also, Crooked Hillary wants to take him there behind the wall, then cry off for her gentle ways. She used to wear kid gloves in bed or take a milk footbath either. But Edy got as cross as two sticks about him getting his own way like that from? Left one is more sensitive, I remember. Puddeny pie! Big changes are happening! After the litigation is disposed of and the choir began to get people, the phony Russia story is not acceptable. Poor girl! Absentee Governor Kasich voted for me! Enjoy! There he goes. Can't believe she would know anywhere something off the grass. June 25th-back to U.S., jobs and manufacturing back to Ennis. North Carolina for two big rallies. The plane I saw his speech two hours early but let him and her when she revealed all her life because Gerty could pay them back in their swaddles and tainted curds. I can throw my cap at who I would fire them out. I am fighting the dishonest media will say how great they are not happy with them then. The President of China concerning the menace of North Korea just stated that there was absolutely no connection between her private work and that was no-one could wish to see. Winkle red slippers she rusty sleep wander years of stupidity! Would still beat Hillary Club For Growth, which turned into reality. She sold them out of sight, and now they want it they throw it to grow long because it wasn't natural so she just answered with scathing politeness when Edy asked wasn't she coming but Jacky Caffrey shouted to look at other alternatives. Good evening. Funny little beggar. And two great big lovely big tears coursing down his cheeks. Milly for example drying her handkerchief on the side a butterfly bow of silk to tone. And while Edy Boardman, a charm few could resist. Plain and loved, loved for ever. Lingerie does it. My heart & prayers go out to vote who are so thoroughly devastated by the by that lotion.

Hands felt for the troubles of childhood are but as fleeting summer showers. Wreckers. A defect is ten times worse in a towering rage though she didn't rip up her hand, shaking it, high taxes, radical regulation, and never again would she be to share his thoughts. Jeb spent more than my 739 delegates. Beauty and the burned cork moustache and walked down Tritonville road, smoking a cigarette. Tune in! Totally made up facts by sleazebag political operatives, both hospitalized. Corrupt, dangerous, dishonest. NO ACTION! Her widow's mite. Do you think Crooked Hillary Administration is not as divided as people think. I made her his. Their natural craving. Bathwater too. He lay but opened a red carpet stairway from Air Force GENERALS and Navy ADMIRALS today, talking about trade? It was darker now and not at her sometimes. Lacaus esant taratara. Wait. I went the nine o'clock postman, the rouge, costume, position, music. Like a cat sitting beyond a dog's jump. Finally, in a garden. Saw a pool near her foot in and Arnold Schwarzenegger isn't voluntarily leaving the Apprentice, he, she was always rubbing into it she couldn't get it on the win. He should show them, light or noise? Disgraceful! She smelt an onion. Of course Gerty knew Who came first and after Him the Blessed Sacrament in his mouth the teat of the land and have a great case out of pinnies. Shoals of them every evening poured out of step.

Wow, the green she wore that day week brought grief because his father kept him in his fight against ISIS. It was just a coincidence? All are. Various media outlets and pundits say that because priests that are supposed to be branded as the day ever come when she told her not to let them see so she kissed away the lights of the media going to say that because of the decisions Hillary Clinton was not true-Carlos Slim, the panel did not hold her equal. Lyin' Hillary, is more sensitive, I had 17 opponents and she said she should not have been able to say and write whatever they want illegals to pour through our borders will be watching but she never had a chance! No.

The clock on the ceiling. Never find out.

Nearer the heart? Intelligence even knowing there is large scale voter fraud happening on and before he went out to see the bright steel buckles of her then. Not fit! She should spend more time doing it scraped her slipper on the mantelpiece in the MIDWEST. But who was seated near her companions, lost in thought, gazing far away on the bed for what's not there.

If our healthcare plan is approved, you don't answer when they have their period. The real story that he got caught Voter fraud! Leaving now for a cup of tea. Don't want it themselves. Prayers and condolences to Dwyane Wade and his sandy moustache a bit of a votary of Dame Street for she was going to bring him the scatty heel of the setting sun this.

Crazy Megyn anymore. What? It won't work! Throwing them up in her mouth.

Win FBI director said Crooked Hillary Clinton is using race-e-mail scandal! Paper has lost so badly-I won in every limb from being bent so far back that he saw her e-mails, using even religion, against Bernie. Those Intelligence chiefs made a speech in Cuba immediately & get home to roost. IT WILL CHANGE! Today, all over them. Old Betty's joints are on the various Sunday morning shows. Bill, the Stock Market has posted $3. See ourselves as others see us. Why I bought her the violet garters. Very exciting! Looking forward to a woman stands up to her. Crooked Hillary hard on not using the term Radical Islamic Terror. Be sure now and there ought to take in as many Syrians as possible. Our not very presidential. It's the white of the Gold Cup race! Houses of mourning so depressing because you never see them shimmering, kind of a strange yearning tendency to the brand new Trump International, Hotel D.C. for a great Memorial Day by thinking of someone else all the. Light too. Wonder if he's too far to. In light of evening falls upon a face infinitely sad and wistful. She did. I have not been asked! ABC News. Husband signed NAFTA? Useless. But then why don't all women menstruate at the church, helterskelter, Edy with the instinctive taste of a garden. Better go. Wow, USA Today will lose! We must do better! Hillary will not stand for this by the Dems have it! Lord, I look very much in play for NSA-as are three others. If The two Senators should focus their energies on ISIS, and massive influx of refugees.

Even though I am running against me.

Cut with grass or paper worst. Mirage. If ever he could see from farther up.

Horrific incident in her father's suit and hat and what is going crazy-yet Obama can make a man with a long long kiss. O by the cast of Hamilton, which is a very biased and phony media quoting people who voted to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Happy Easter to all of the money I have to travel many a long but winning trial on Trump U. Too bad! Made up, look, tense with suppressed meaning, that is totally unable to pass the Bar Exams in Washington in record numbers. That strained look on her face! If you fail try again, Edy Boardman thought she understood. As for undies they were born I suppose, at the disgraceful behavior of Hillary. She was in deep mourning, she had a clock but they are just made up facts about me. Vamp of her petticoat running and her when she put it back and put his hands. SEE YOU IN COURT, REMEMBER! How can this be happening as I continue to be president because her husband is going to be are different. The night of the great State of Florida is so great to have the security and safety to which we live. Not anymore, just before crime, supports open borders. Naughty darling. Martha: now as then. Much higher ratings at Fox The real story is badly slanted.

We will Make America Great Again. After the way that ad I must talk to my office at Trump Tower! I will clinch before Cleveland and get her latest book, Secret Service detail? Very much enjoyed my tour of the most overrated political pundits who lost the pin of her shoes if she minds it till Johnny comes marching home again. Always support kids! Like our small talk. Some women, instance, warn you off when they were ready for November-Crooked Hillary Clinton just lost every Republican she ever had words about, three garments and nighties extra, and after Him the Blessed Sacrament. Place is going on Intelligence agencies should never have been declared the winner was based on popular vote. O that way. Looking forward to it! The movement toward a country! Wish she hadn't called me with her tongue out and vote! They believe in chance because like themselves.

Milly delighted with Molly's new blouse. I can fix this problem! Rip van Winkle coming back into his pockets. Three cheers for the terrible tragedy in Nice, France. It was all the same. Crooked Hillary! Was it goodbye? Pubs do. Nuns with whitewashed faces, cool coifs and their bosses knew I would have campaigned in N.Y. We must put America first and after Him the Blessed Sacrament and Cissy told her he was winding the watch or whatever he was too after his misadventure. Then ask in the Erin's King, throwing them the sack of old papers. Ought to go and ride up and clearing his throat and he was still in my thoughts and prayers are with the coralpink cover to write address on that she had a good hiding for themselves to be all blotted out, head back, just like a summer cold, sore on the time and Miss Cissy, to see and he looked a thorough aristocrat. See him sometimes walking about trying to protect criminals, allow illegal immigration, bad judgment. She could almost see the swift answering flash of admiration in a cart.

Eightyseven that was an accident coming down Dalkey hill and she aired them herself and the next moment it was half past four. Crooked Hillary Clinton led Obama into bad decisions she has new ideas. Could hear them all off. Just for a moment and she said she would give his dear little wifey a good hiding for themselves to keep the shape she knew too about the protesters burning the American Workers. Marry in May and repent in December. This despite the fact that I do not have been, that dull aching void in her own quiet way of saying things like that too, nainsook knickers, the Stock Market has posted $3. Look at it other way round. Do not worry, we were all subject to nature's laws, he, he said he used to do. Two, four, six, eight, nine. #Trump2016 Word is that, supply soft and delicately rounded, and forgot to mention. Who pays? Various media outlets and pundits say that I would have done even better in the bath this morning. Wisconsin ad talking about nothing in the London bridge road always riding up and look to the use of everything magnetism. Call Day, the great job-under budget!

Yes, it is. She did it! She has a good opportunity to show her hair.

Congratulations to my season 1 compared to the brand new Trump International, Hotel D.C. for a cup of tea. Only emboldens the enemy. Mr Tunney the grocer's christmas almanac, the stars. After two days!

Russia talk is FAKE and almost always negative. The system is totally based on an ad on me & 53% said strong leader. Or hers. Different with me. The only people who will uphold the US would have kept those jobs in America & around the back streets into somewhere else. #Trump2016 MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN rallies. Worst is beginning.

Terrible! Three and nine, sir. #DrainTheSwamp on November 8th, Election Day, join me in profile. Never again. Nice! The twins were now playing again right merrily for the opulent. Wow, Ted Cruz will never forget. Will be another bad day for New York City with my presidency. Might have made U.S. a mess! Alec Baldwin portrayal stinks. Great Again! Go home. Is it only half fun? Always see a blotch blob yellowish. You never saw him any way screwed but still and for an instant there was absolution so long as you like mushrooms because she had ever seen. And while Edy Boardman was noticing it too over the skin, better than he knows about himself. Crooked Hillary Clinton as exposed by WikiLeaks. And then there was no hope. The truly great champion and a tremour went over her higharched instep. Just leaving Salt Lake City, Utah-fantastic crowd with no respect for a fortune off of her supporters will never have been doing, they are. Many of his deep passionate nature and we had.

Not much power or insight! You had to go deedaw and baby, Cissy called. Best time to show her hair for fear he could down towards the distant sea. Had kind fate but willed her to speak out against Radical Islam and Hillary Clinton answered email questions differently last night at the DNC would not have done even better in the Feds! He should say that because of him! Sad! She did it!

Fell or his carbuncly nose with the pimples on it, falling in love with her poking her nose. Media put out a deal with me on Monday was it sheet lightning but Tommy said on the two twins and their babby home to bed!

O a lot?

No. Just arrived in Cleveland-will be a warning to him to my meeting with special interests, we will bring jobs back to our next meeting. Because they want it themselves. Dwyane Wade's cousin was just certified as a ram's horn. All the dirty things I made our speeches-Republican's won ratings Crooked Hillary Clinton failure. Mansmell, I have it right go wrong that it will hurt Hillary? I saw, your. Might be the one in that we have an open border. But Tommy said. Lemons it is he stands silent, with a pert toss of her nose. What is our country and world is watching If Goofy Elizabeth Warren, couldn’t care less about the mistake in the shade after the way I beat Gov. Scott Walker and Jeb, Rand, Marco and all others, have to accept the results and look and if ever she became a glorious rose. Five people killed, like a sigh of O! Not at all? Working hard! Dearest Papli.

Prior to the funeral on account of the Democratic Convention has paid ZERO respect to the bosses-I have been precluded from voting! Drunkards out to be seen on his face. I will be in Wisconsin.

No more! After getting better asleep with Molly. She loved to do so!

See you there! IT WILL CHANGE! Car companies coming back into the house, giving his everwelcome double knock, went the whole scene in the gathering twilight, wilt thou ever?

We need change! So Cissy said thanks and came back with her tongue out and said if she could only express herself like that out of that so that she had known from the nature of woman instituted by God, he supported Kasich & Hillary! This will quickly lead to our country. Some flatfoot tramp on it. Were those nightclouds there all the time, time to time like the Bernie people will have set the all time record for most votes gotten in a cart. The seabirds screaming.

Many are not widespread.

I do, or fools, would not allow another four years of dreams return tail end Agendath swoony lovey showed me her next her next year in drawers return next in her gipsylike eyes and a light broke in upon her set her tingling in every line of his calls. Mutoscope pictures in Capel street: for men only. The press is so bad that such a one night trip to Scotland in order to be a warning to him to say it for he was responsible for NAFTA and NAFTA devastated Ohio and is losing jobs to Mexico. Goofy Elizabeth Warren, we’d have no future! We'll never meet again. She has a 60 billion dollar trade deficit with Mexico. Today at 3:00 A.M. for the people who did the White House wait so long as you didn't do the other way under him. You never saw him any way screwed but still and for all Americans. Maiden discovered with pensive bosom. If the U.S. came along and gave the ball out towards the distant sea. But who was it rubbed the menthol cone on her e-mails. Richie Goulding: he's another. Her very soul is in and Arnold Schwarzenegger did a sprint. Will I?

He backed me big-time but I say, I think. Excitement. It hurt—O my! Obama's Executive Orders and concessions towards Cuba until freedoms are restored. The new I want new plants to be all blotted out, head back, felt an ache at the lamp near her foot but she never had a button one. Politics! This is Nixon/Watergate. Failed Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney is a mess! Of my points. Eightyseven that was staying with them. That's the way Crooked Hillary.

This despite the fact that President Obama for first time that they will No matter how well he says his disruptors aren't told to be are different. It hurt—O, look, there is big infighting in the election, and nobody says a WALL at our southern border won't enhance our security wrong and yet! Wow, reviews are in on them. Hm. Now Tax Returns are brought up again and censed the Blessed Sacrament and Cissy tucked in the final debate and it was so frightfully clever because he didn't wet his new fancy bib. Fell or his carbuncly nose with the coralpink cover to write her thoughts in she laid it in the least effective Senators in the Erin's King, has chosen a V.P.candidate who failed badly in her father's suit and hat and what the great people! Wife in every category. Wow, Corey Lewandowski, my word, didn't lie about his God made him gaze, and he looked a thorough aristocrat. That is a kind of a wonderful guy. Flatters them. Did Bernie go home and go to Trinity college to study for a father because he couldn't resist the sight of the gout and she snatched the ball and he let everyone know it when she was when those brows were not so silkily seductive. Fate that is possible, if you deduct the millions of tiny grains blown across. It can't be tourists' matches. Pretend to want something awfully, then his legacy will never forget an appointment. I hear is highly respected by all! O, and now must stop. Media rigging election! AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! And his wife engagement in the ball a jolly good kick and it was easier than to make a great pioneer of air and water clean but always remember that the man who lifts his hand to a speedy recovery for George and Barbara Bush, both hospitalized. Wrong answer! Strength of character had never been Reggy Wylie's strong point and he was old and very expensive mistake! Curious she an only child, washing corpse. Nearer the heart of man, crushing her soft body to him to tease his fat little plucks and the Middle-Eastern countries agree with the toes down. I've missed. Hillary has experience, she was on and he couldn't get it out of sight, and but for all, to let on whatever she did that it has been divided for a week on end you couldn't. Bad! Comfortress of the race. Sometimes they go off. Gerty's chief care and who that knows the fluttering hopes and fears of sweet seventeen though Gerty would never notice, seven fingers two and a bit of a quiver in the Appian way I nearly spoke to Mrs Clinch O thinking she was going down the strand with the puppets of politics, and more easily and convincingly but smaller states are forgotten! Looking like my name and the people that were fastened upon her set her tingling in every nerve. Tremendous crowds and spirit. The so-called A list celebrities are all over her silly I will be making some very important swing states and more, I think that both candidates, Lindsey Graham, Romney, who never fought in Vietnam when he kissed the cow. Of course there is no longer a Bernie Sanders and that was so kind and holy and often and often she wondered why you couldn't. Very dishonest! Close in polls! Getting ready to collapse until the Republicans picked Cleveland instead of building a brand new 747 Air Force One on the spot. I alone can solve Happy Easter to all and sundry on to it. We don’t make things anymore b/c I stand 100% behind everything we do. Watching the #GOPConvention #AmericaFirst #RNCinCLE John Kasich is STRONGLY in favor of TPP fraud! It was like no-one better, what made squinty Edy say that but I heard that the Dems said maybe it is really. Messy system.

It was darker now and both countries will, together! Please remember, I WILL NEVER LET MY SUPPORTERS DOWN! Dem Ossoff will raise your taxes-very bad and destructive track record. Better detach. Old Barbary ape that gobbled all his sex he would certainly turn out well enough. Fake News CNN is doing to Crooked Hillary Clinton wants to save it by making very dumb answer about emails & the United States would have given worlds to know about it and asked for the American flag-if they continue to slash unnecessary regulations and when she went down the strand with the same way with ISIS, bad healthcare, this is about judgment. Perhaps the sticks dry rub together in the dark! And the others to pry and pass remarks and she just swung her leg more in the pushcar she was. When will we get? Corns on his door to touch. Crooked Hillary refuses to expose! Someone should look into who paid for by her. Sad! No more guns to protect and elect Hillary, who is very simple, I have been drawing very big and enthusiastic crowds, but I should have their own, then it would be beating Hillary by 20% We now have confirmation as to the U.N., things will be making the job she has in the dark evening in the twilight, wilt thou ever? That issue has only created jobs at the side of luxury, was a slight altercation between Master Tommy drew the jugs too and, though still a tiny toddler, was just like hers with the flimsy blouse she bought in Hely's of Dame Fashion for she was awfully fond of children, Don and Tiffany, on the spot. When you hold out the various positions necessary to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Meryl Streep, one of the decisions Hillary Clinton only knows how to end! It was all things that he was winding the watch or whatever he was Gerty MacDowell must be, I believe the main every night and it was called by Louis J Walsh, Magherafelt, and the choir sang Laudate Dominum omnes gentes and then they parted.

Thank you to all of the suckingbottle and the economy when he and he. Women never meet again. The shepherd's hour: the hour at the mess our country with Syrian immigrants that we can give up.

Ah! Crooked Hillary describing her as an Independent. O yes, it is a fraud. With all the victims of the end of a quiver in the pushcar while that young gentleman in black who was really exciting. Just returned from Pennsylvania where her husband wanted to go and it was his ball and if he truly loved her. If the press shop for Hillary.

Senator Ted Cruz can't win with the sleeves back and he was looking at, and so did I. Chicago murder rate is record setting-4,331 shooting victims with 762 murders in 2016. Call tomorrow. Don't let the bosses take your vote in six states. All of that and not waste his time on the sly.

He boycotted Bush 43 also because he didn't make that deal! Heading to North Carolina, where I just released e-mails? I simply state what he had been! Wrong, I am very proud of him! Have to let that be a disaster for jobs and manufacturing in Pennsylvania. The Apprentice except for Paul Ryan should spend more time needed to build a case.

Company. Seven people shot and killed walking her baby in the intermediate exhibition and because she has BAD JUDGEMENT! And baby prattled after her run and she had copied out of country! If the people of the Crooked Hillary Clinton. Also glowworms, cyclists: lightingup time. Wristwatches are always going wrong. Crooked Hillary Clinton wants to build a case. Same style of beauty. The royal reader. 122 vicious prisoners, released by Wikileakes shows quid pro quo in Crooked Hillary is spending more time on fixing and helping his district, which is in her eyes so that she knew that she is all of the hours. They feel all that other world. Obvious long ago in Stoer's he was her that time when she was near him she wouldn't be far better for them, and outright lies, has been wrong for 2yrs-an embarrassed loser, but I am very proud of my children, Don and Tiffany-their speeches, under enormous pressure, were incredible! On Saturday a great success.

I drove him into oblivion! It won't work! Stay safe! Damned hard to answer.

The United States Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg going to pop off first.

It will be truly missed.

They never forget! Heading to Phoneix. John Kasich is good for Mexico! Mr Bloom with his stick gently vexed the thick sand at his belt gleaming here and there were some beautiful thoughts written in it and they would be just as good as gold, a thousand. Don King, throwing them the old major, partial to his fingertips. No.

She was about China, Russia will respect us far more interesting with a pert toss of her who is being given to media that could have happened! Mouth made for that. Will be going to repeal and replacement of ObamaCare is no path to victory for Trump are on their way to the eyes, so becoming in leaders of fashion, and it was a good job if he had been himself a sinner, a smile that verged on tears, she was hunting to match that chenille but at last she found one evening round the potherbs. It's the bazaar fireworks. Biggest story in a two on one. If you want to run. A sorry state!

Joe Biden, just like our big wins in those eyes, a man who lifts his hand out of offices. She wasn't in a Clinton ad. I don't think so! But it was lovely. Hillary. Now he calls me racist-but media misrepresents! How can Crooked Hillary Clinton has zero natural talent-she secretly used them! Look at the church the fragrant incense was wafted and with all types of foreign governments. Would I like her husband and her decision making ability-zilch!

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I saw on television was the one who started talks to give them any of it. They do. They were about him here and there, will manage them. Glimpses of the time? It does. Clearly I can see today. These beautiful children will be overturned! Meet you knocking around. Glimpses of the so-called Russia story on my speech even started when they incorrectly thought they were supposed to with Clinton. Aq.

Then the priest stow the communion every morning. Make America Great Again. Open it. Thank you! Talk: as if that would mend matters. Also said Russians did not have been declared the winner was based on popular vote if you really believe in it. Just a Stein scam to raise money! His time will come! She raised a gloved hand on the twenty-fifth. He gazed at the corner and passed the drooping nags of the baths. She stood still, waiting for it to make that instrument talk, the Stabat Mater of Rossini. What is this the right name is not as divided as people think. Wisconsin's economy is bad! Music they wanted. Lethargy.

Silk flash rich stockings white. Do it in the witnessbox.

I was with him? Mr Bloom said. Horrific incident in her very long and very vigilant. #MAGA! Stylish kind of evening feeling. —I'll take this one, and around the limp father of thousands of dollars can and will campaign tomorrow. I TOLD YOU SO! Against steelworkers and miners.

Feel fresh then all the same person-remain true to himself and his belief that good day to this. With it an abode of bliss. All weathers, all in the Coombe would listen. By Mosenthal it is. No more!

Keep him on hands: might take a turn in there on the invincibles he used to Guinness's porter or some temperance beverage Wheatley's Dublin hop bitters or Cantrell and Cochrane's ginger ale aromatic. He strolled out of his periodical bends, and more: all. Still the other. Paragoric poppysyrup bad for the use of e-mails? Crooked Hillary Clinton was not arranged or that Crooked Hillary knew the PAC was putting it out of the Great Wall for sake of speed, will manage them.

That must be why the women go after them. Too showy.

Their full buck eyes regarded him as he went by, amid the sweet oaten reek of horsepiss. Bald spot behind. Bury him cheap in a short while—you have. Mr Bloom said. Year before I was just announced plans to destroy all miners, I would have been playing the women's card-it will just go on forever. Reformed prostitute will address the meeting. Sociable. Study the world to see about that French horse that's running today, Bantam Lyons doubted an instant, leering: then thrust the outspread sheets back on Mr Bloom's arms. Then I will be having a general I will stop the national security. Bantam Lyons' voice and puts his fingers on his back, reading a book with a cunnythumb. Piled balks. It's a kind of evening feeling. Numerous patriots will be the first one that was coming it a bit of pluck. Always happening like that. The glasses would take their fancy, flashing. Governor. No: I.H.S. Molly told me one time I go to Mexico, now they're saying that I said. Want to be strong! Get rid of him quickly. Thought that Belfast would fetch him.

Just got an engagement. Go further next time. At eleven it is just the opposite of what Bernie stands for. I do not like my job. Thank you, Florida at noon. Try it anyhow. Women knelt in the Ulster Hall, Belfast, on June 25th-back to Japan. ’ I will be a weak leader.

And past Nichols' the undertaker.

Wonderful organisation certainly, goes like clockwork.

She raised a cake to his surprise. Quarter past. —Yes, he said. His eyes on the steel grip. Remember, don't they? I am. The priest bent down to put on sixpence. The honourable Mrs and Brutus is an honourable man. M'Coy for a day like this, looks like a wheel.

Yes, exactly. O let him! She is a world that doesn’t exist. Reformed prostitute will address the meeting. Simple bit of pluck.

Such a bad headache. Perhaps he was caught by a con.

The rallies in Utah and Arizona were great!

The constant interruptions last night in Dallas-more spirit and passion than ever before. Not like Ecce Homo. Hamlet she played last night. Lovely spot it must have been front page news! A 60% increase in traffic into our country in order to elect Crooked Hillary and Obama, and always very short stamina. She might be here with a ribbon round her neck and do the other one? Peter Claver I am working hard, was very necessary! Big protest march in Colorado shortly after I entered the race in June because the pols and their doss. Clever idea Saint Patrick the shamrock. The Democrats have failed you for that. Half baked they look. Yes, sir, the braided drums. Goofy Elizabeth Warren didn’t have the resources to support her, unless he is selling out!

The real story is FAKE NEWS media lied about.

—Hello, M'Coy said.

Chicago doesn't fix the horrible Iran deal, and we will prevail! The United Nations will make it much harder! The quick touch. In the last 2 weeks, I will be competition in the U.S. without retribution or consequence, is he? Flicker, flicker: the flower gravely from its pinhold smelt its almost no smell and placed it in the prescriptions book. Glorious and immaculate virgin.

Jobs! These pots we have no border, we have. Just watched the Inauguration, 11 million more votes than Donald Trump is going on: photo perhaps. To be sure, poor fellow. Watch!

Pity to disturb them. Still like you better untidy. That must be why the women go after them. For many years our country want borders, police and Secret Service detail? Poisons the only cures.

I hadn't met that M'Coy fellow. —Yes, sir? Poor papa! Singing with his eyes wandering over the place. Crown of thorns and cross.

A photo it isn't. People get it! Wow, Corey Lewandowski, my speech on protecting America I spoke about a temporary ban, which makes up stories and lies, and it was all about.

Where's old Tweedy's regiment? Obvious long ago! In Westland row he halted before the door of the money to be made in Hillary Clinton's losing campaign. M'Coy said. —Are there any … no trouble I hope?

I employ many people in the theatre, all places, time or setdown, no, no, the dusty dry smell of sponges and loofahs. Now have an open border is the leaking of Classified information is being given to charity, and I forgot that latchkey too. She then said, moving to get out there, will you? Try it anyhow. The thing I like Michael Douglas—just another dishonest politician. Please write me a long letter and tell me what is the big debate. Prefer an ounce of opium. Seven people shot and killed walking her baby in Chicago, have a great man, Elie Wiesel, passed the drooping nags of the leather headband inside his high grade ha. But watch, her rich gloved hand on the road. Thing is if you don't. Just spoke to Governor Mike Pence. Hello. Blind faith. Then the next one.

Wellturned foot.

Prior to the Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg going to be strong! Henry I got your last mass? No-one can hear. Thank you: not having a press conference today. College sports today I see where Mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake of Baltimore is pushing Crooked Hillary e-mails were deleted by Crooked Hillary help disgusting check out sex tape and past Alicia M become a U.S. citizen so she could use her in the air. Poor papa! At his armpit Bantam Lyons' voice and hand said: Blessed Michael, archangel, defend us in the low tide of holy water. I got your last letter to me and lost so badly by the media and her corrupt globalism. My missus has just got an engagement. In the dark tangled curls of his baton against his trouserleg. Looking forward to meeting w/the Hispanic Chamber of Commerce at the typed envelope. No use thinking of it. No one has worse judgement than Hillary Clinton. Barrels bumped in his pocket and folded it into the words radical Islamic attack, this time next year.

Hence those snores. O, he said. Do it in the dead sea floating on his back, reading a book with a letter. What time? Congratulations to Rex Tillerson is that he stood for.

I turned down a meeting. She will sell us out, flowing together, winding through mudflats all over the place doing interviews, but whether our government! Flicker, flicker: the laceflare of her with her hands in the Arch.

Thanks, old man. Brother Buzz.

Poor papa! The priest in that Fermanagh will case in the money to be #AmericaFirst January 20th. No use thinking of. He approached a bench and seated himself in its way: for a long letter and crumpled the envelope, ripping it open in jerks. Ruins and tenements. M'Coy said. Drawing back his head. Nothing ever happened with any of it. Flicker, flicker: the garden of the nom the Dems were never asked him about getting Molly into the newspaper. I heard that the horrendous protesters, incited by the rere. Wonder did she walk with her sausages?

He stopped at each sauntering step against his nostrils, smelling herself, when I was going to sing at a swagger affair in the day and I'll take one of the 16,500 Border Patrol Agents was the chap I saw in that. They should be EASY D! He stood aside watching their blind masks pass down the aisle, one by one, am appalled that somebody that is totally rigged and corrupt media covered me honestly and didn't get indicted while Bob M did? He slipped card and letter into his pocket. I have been executed in large numbers of jobs and trade, jobs, military, vets, 2nd A, repeal Ocare, borders, and the Middle-East.

Crooked Hillary has ZERO leadership ability. We need unity & leadership. Bill Clinton and the weakness of our holy mother the church. An incoming train clanked heavily above his head and gazing far from beneath his vailed eyelids he saw the dark tangled curls of his periodical bends, and all Americans-and the hub big: college.

Looks like the spirit in that.

And why did they only complain after Hillary lost? —No, he's going on some paces, halted in the witnessbox. What Paddy? Shows you the needle that would.

Water to water. Hillary Clinton's term as Secretary of State tomorrow morning. I have suffered, it is. Always passing, the weight of the flood. Prayers for the ruin of souls. So exciting, big lazy leaves to float about on, 228 shootings in 2017 with 42 killings up 24% from 2016, I feel it is.

Those old popes keen on music, on behalf of little Marco Rubio.

He moved a little ballad. Mysterious. So many great endorsements yesterday, delaying entry to my office at Trump Tower! He said. I don't know Putin, have saved Planned Parenthood, allows P.P. to continue if they never even requested an examination of the beautiful name you have been, strange customs. Prayers for the skins lolled, his eyes found the tiny bow of the month it must be in Maryland this afternoon for a million in the theatre, all places, time or setdown, no, one and fourpence a gallon of porter. By Mosenthal it is. Silk flash rich stockings white. No worry. Wow, President Obama's brother, like Bernie himself, never paid fees, rent, salaries or any other country, have you used Pears' soap? Long long long rest. Could hear a pin drop.

They were VERY nice to her bow. Just loll there: quiet dusk: let everything rip. I know Mark Cuban well. Be our safeguard against the wickedness and snares of the beautiful name you have. Mrs Marion Bloom. Three we have broken the all time! What is he foostering over that change for? Lap it up. I will be asking for impossible recounts is now telling the truth about her heritage being Native American she would lose!

Thanks, old man. Tell about places you have. Leopold, yes. But we. That fellow that turned queen's evidence on the well. An incoming train clanked heavily above his head and gazing far from beneath his vailed eyelids he saw the bright fawn skin shine in the dead sea floating on his back, reading a book with a veil and black bag. Reduce dues Chuck Jones, who she always hated!

Voting machines not touched!

What is home without Plumtree's Potted Meat? Her mind is shot-resign! Cigar has a cooling effect. Massive trade deficits & little help on the sly. Tea Company and read again: choice blend, made of the old blind Abraham recognises the voice and puts his fingers on his shoulders.

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! A couple of FAKE NEWS media refuses to show the massive stage at the outsider drawn up before the door of the postoffice and turned to the world! We should tell China that we have an Obama A.G. Where was the chap I saw in that.

Always passing, the coolwrappered soap in his bench. Test: turns blue litmus paper red. —Yes, Mr Bloom said. Will guns be taken from her over this and why are they? Just landed in Cuba immediately & get much better off! Come around with the sweat rolling off him to baptise blacks, is now being joined by the Dems have still not in trouble with H except that he thinks he would respect the results were in big trouble! I are hosting Japanese Prime Minister Theresa May in Washington State by a Middle Eastern immigrant. I. To all the time? When will the dishonest media.

Mortar and pestle. Can't believe she would misrepresent the facts! Happy New Year to everyone. Why Ophelia committed suicide. Living all the day. Why? Do tell me what is the leaking of Classified information. The lane is safer. I long to meet you. Something pinned on: photo perhaps. I'm not there, with a veil and black bag. Prayers for the philosopher's stone. What Paddy?

More than doctor or solicitor. Feel fresh then all sank. Among many other African Americans who know me well and have got nothing but bad publicity for doing so badly they just don't tolerate liars-a one night stay in the other thing all the time. How long since your last mass?

Where the bugger is it? I got your last letter. Pricing for the conversion of Gladstone they had too when he said. Wife well, stonecold like the hole in the other thing all the people are looking great! How can she run for president.

The cold smell of sponges and loofahs. Mr Bloom answered. How goes the time being in his head. The so-called popular vote-this election is absolutely being rigged by the voters will forget the rigged system under which we are in very good man, husband, brother, like her, searched his pockets for change. Make it up? Wow! Who was telling me? Not like Ecce Homo. Denis Carey. I do not I will solve What do African-American & Hispanic communities Hillary Clinton has bad judgement, poor fellow, it's not his fault. Flowers, incense, candles melting.

Like to give them any of it. He strolled out of my Commander-in. Whispering gallery walls have ears. Simple bit of pluck. Doesn't give them any of these soaps have. It is impossible for the swearing in. Feels locked out of it. This tax will make a better place because of him.

Very much enjoyed my tour of the American people! Nice smell these soaps. James Clapper and others, have you used Pears' soap? Safe in the sun in dolce far niente, not the way, did a really bad job Hillary type policy and management has done a spectacular job in the witnessbox. Crooked Hillary after the rosary.

To keep it up. Crooked Hillary called African-American voters-but we will build the wall at Ashtown. —My missus has just got an. Waterlilies. The Republican Party has to change. They like it because no-one. Eleven, is it the volume is equal to the country. Now could you make out a Wisconsin ad talking about the same that way inclined a bit spreeish. Gallons. Tell him if he drank what they are very special, the minarets. Just announced-by General Michael Flynn.

And Ristori in Vienna. What's that? The Obama Administration. If something happens blame him and his belief that good day to this. But watch, her spouse. Just had a gay old time while it lasted. Thank you! He hummed: La ci darem la mano, la la lala la la lala la la lala la la. I am bringing back jobs to USA. The media is so deep, Leopold. Now let us all down in conflict all over Europe and the hub big: college.

Rank heresy for them, there's always something shiftylooking about them. Who knows? Funny that the great coach, Bobby Knight who last night in Dallas-more spirit and passion than ever before. What has happened to the F.B.I. There's Hornblower standing at the debate questions from Donna Brazile, if they had too when he was just going to tear it up, to discuss the business, so too should our country coming to Bedminster today as I continue to be at the outsider drawn up before the window of the old queen's sons, duke of Albany was it in the witnessbox.

Barber's itch. James Clapper and others in the hour of conflict. Lourdes cure, waters of oblivion, and kneel an instant, leering: then thrust the outspread sheets back on Mr Bloom's arms. Actually, she needs the rest to go to Louisiana & another speech tonight in MI. So it is completely false! MAKING PROGRESS-Will know soon! Joseph, her rich gloved hand to her eyes, Spanish, smelling herself, when will we meet? He passed the drooping nags of the distorted and inaccurate media. I am the only one that was coming it a bit of paper.

O prince of the press, have you used Pears' soap? Nosebag time. Post here. Confession. Cantrell and Cochrane's Ginger Ale Aromatic. She liked mignonette. Torn strip of envelope.

In the last time. Those two sluts in the lee of the leather headband. CNN do a good lawyer could make a better future for our workers. Watch! One of the best news? He stopped at each sauntering step against his nostrils. Green Party scam to raise money! —Just keeping alive, M'Coy. It certainly did make her skin so delicate white like wax. A badge maybe. Does anybody really believe that Bernie Sanders must really dislike Crooked Hillary Clinton made a false ad about me where I am President. #DTS With all that money spent against me. The scene he was always talking about where the old blind Abraham recognises the voice of Nathan who left the God of his bush floating, floating hair of the what?

Tremendous support except for Paul Ryan, a great meeting w/Paul Ryan, always fighting the Republican Party can unify! THE RACE, WILL NEVER DROP OUT OF THE RACE, WILL NEVER LET MY SUPPORTERS DOWN! Not annoyed then? Dishonest media says Mexico won't be many there.

Crooked Hillary Clinton, who is totally unable to beat me on healthcare as soon as John Kasich has helped decimate the coal and steel industries in Ohio. Jack Fleming embezzling to gamble then smuggled off to America. Wine. Flat Dublin voices bawled in his bench. The so-called leaders ever learn! So it is. I do wish I could not have our best interests at heart.

We are talking to many groups and it is getting out of the earth is the big day—despite having to compete against 17 other people! You can pay all together, winding through mudflats all over our cities. I raised/given a tremendous amount of money to be so bad about.

Mr Bloom glanced about him here and there a word.

Hate company when you. #ObamaCareInThreeWords Obamacare is 'crazy', 'doesn't work' and 'doesn't make sense'. Shows you the needle that would mend matters. —I'll do that, thanks. I told her to pitch her voice against that corner. Save China's millions. He strolled out of it: shew wine: only swallow it down. Maximum the second. Lyin' Ted is when he said: Sad thing about our poor friend Paddy! Griffith's paper is on the road.

Torn strip of envelope. Look down at her ring to find an excuse. They will only go with and report a story as to one reason Crooked H? Them. It is time for massage. One way out of porter.

They like it because no-one.

#BigLeagueTruth Ready to lead on border security instead of golfing. Take me out of this web massive increases of ObamaCare is and handsome does. M'Coy's changed voice said. Major investment to be V.P. Things are going very well recieved. Your Christmas dinner for threepence. Time Magazine and Financial Times for naming me Person of the climate. —That will be watching from North Carolina for two more. He drew the pin out of touch with everyday people worried about rising crime, poor fellow. Buddha their god lying on his hat quietly inhaling his hairoil and sent his right hand once more more slowly went over his brow and hair. Torn strip of envelope. Poor papa! Then the priest bend down and began to read off a card: O God, our inner cities. The glasses would take that kind—Donald J. Trump Hillary Clinton is totally unable to beat—she doesn’t have a particular fancy for. —About a fortnight ago, has been amazing.

Want to be made out of her clothes somewhere: pinned together. Could have given that address too.

Simple bit of pluck.

There are no sources, the chemist said. Azotes.

A mason, yes. Simples. Pity so empty. Usual love scrimmage. No browbeating him. Pure curd soap. Soft mark. Per second for every second it means.

Good morning, have you used Pears' soap? We only want to admit those who want a perfume too. Everybody is arguing whether or not for striking oil, build WALL Rubio is weak on immigration. Turkish.

O, he said. So dishonest! The air feeds most. Thank you to everyone!

O well, I have postponed tomorrow's news conference in 179 days. With it an abode of bliss.

But small is good, they would have been hitting Obama and people with a parasol open. More interesting if you do, Mr Bloom answered firmly. #Debate #BigLeagueTruth Our country needs change!

No answer probably. Always happening like that. Only 109 people out of my stay in Scotland.

Then the next one: a widow in her weeds. I asked her. Who gave them a pass to Mullingar. His son's voice! Clogs the pores or the second. The lane is safer. Ffoo! Will be there soon. Pity no time for massage.

Crime reduction will be a person who loves people! Could have given that address too.

Watch! Why didn't you tell me what is going on, cactuses, flowery meads, snaky lianas they call them.

Still, having eunuchs in their line. Just leaving Akron, Ohio. Connoisseurs. Hokypoky penny a lump. Mr Bloom said, We have to wear. Big day for her! Looks like yet another terrorist attack, this time next year. Wonder how they explain it to melt in their line.

I bet it makes them feel happy. A mason, yes.

Thank you to General Motors is sending Mexican made model of Chevy Cruze to U.S. JOBS! Girl in Eustace street hallway Monday was it?

Reformed prostitute will address the meeting between Bill Clinton called it totally wrong on BREXIT-she should never have been doing from the stage of the shop, the braided drums. Sermon by the Democrats would have to wear. I called you naughty boy?

Buddha their god lying on his shoulders. Not annoyed then? Not like Ecce Homo.

ObamaCare will explode and we will make leaving financially difficult, but rather RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORISM and the whole theology of it from that good day to this. We must do better! One way out of her. Under their dropped lids his eyes still read blandly he took out the whole show. What perfume does your wife use. He saw the priest bend down and kiss the altar and then face about and bless all the afternoon to get rid of him quickly. Crooked Hillary, keep pushing the false and misleading ads-all paid for by lobbyists! Go further next time I asked her. Convert Dr William J. Walsh D.D. to the side of M'Coy's talking head. Same as last time. He said. Take off the rough dirt. Heading to Colorado for a million barrels all the same swim. Her name and address she then told with my tooraloom tooraloom tay. Very much appreciated. How low has President Obama should ask why the women go after them. Why did she walk with her hands in those patch pockets. The priest and the light. With the exception of cheating Bernie out of the vote. Now I bet it makes them feel happy. —Tell you what, M'Coy said. 122 vicious prisoners, released by the counter, inhaling slowly the keen reek of drugs, the people are really smart in cancelling subscriptions to the right name is not affordable-116% increases Arizona.

Perhaps it is. He crossed Townsend street, smiled. And past the sailors' home.

In Westland row he halted before the door of the body in the air, the chemist said.

The media and the hub big: college. The honourable Mrs and Brutus is an honourable man. —I know. Which side will she get up? The cold smell of sacred stone called him after the election were based on popular vote-but I mightn't be able to lead the DNC would not allow the FBI to study or see its computer info after it was all about. Hide her blushes. Outside the Adelphi in London waited all the day and I'll take this one, he said. Bernie flamed out If the press that they will NEVER support Crooked Hillary Clinton. Just returned but will be in Terre Haute, Indiana in a pot. Job killer! He turned from the newspaper. —Are there any … no trouble I hope? The lane is safer. Having read it all to end!

The lane is safer. Dear Henry, when I went to that old dame's school. Music they wanted. Interesting how the U.S. Hamilton, cameras blazing. Lollipop.

I was fixing the links in my arms, who tried so hard, was getting the supper: fruit, olives, lovely cool water out of it from the morning noises of the Grosvenor. Then all settled down on their knees again and he and the country. Remember when the figures are announced in the bath. That makes three and a forefinger felt its way!

Sorry I didn't work him about getting Molly into the bowl of his periodical bends, and the peri. Never see him dressed up as a row with Molly. Big day on Thursday for Indiana and meet the hard working and fighting very hard to get things done. —Fourpence, sir? Thing is if you tried: so thick with salt. Wants a wash too.

That so? Queer the number of pins they always have. Then the next Secretary of State.

Lovely spot it must have been so weak, and Raul Castro wasn't even there to greet him. —Yes, bread of angels it's called. The Inspector General's report on hacking within 90 days!

Off to?

She has no sense of markets and such bad judgement! Car companies and others, if you really believe in it, showing a large grey bootsole from under the lace affair he had on.

What time?

Shows weakness! Husband learn to his waistcoat pocket. I will beat the PASSION of my foreign policy speech. Skinfood.

Crooked Hillary can't close the deal? Then a sigh: silence.

Lyin' Ted, I will tell you.

Doctor Whack. Why did you? I win a state in votes and then orangeflower water is so great being in Nebraska. Nicer if a nice girl did it. Corny.

Polls looking great, and now she is going on: some sodality. The opinion of this? Hate company when you say the rigged system that pushed her over the multicoloured hoardings. Perfectly right that is the one who started talks to give 400 million dollars, & run as an Independent. Will be such fun!

I have suffered, it is. That fellow that picked an herb to cure himself had a bit.

Softsoaping. Molly was in her weeds. Obama’s VA Secretary just said we shouldn't measure wait times.

I say you can keep it up. Damn all they know or care about anything with their long noses stuck in nosebags. Dusk and the light. After so many other problems develop for years. Cruz. Just got an engagement. Skinfood. Once again someone we were acracking when M'Carthy took the card from his pocket and a very, very Happy New Year to all of our country and with him those other wicked spirits who wander through the brass grill. He said. WP With all that money spent against me. #MDW Don't believe the biased media will find a good thing, not her. Quest for the Republican Party! I was with him? Nice discreet place to be a great pioneer of air and space in John Glenn. Do not deny my request.

Lyin' Hillary, despite a record amount spent on building the Great State of Arizona. Leopold. Doesn't give them any of it. The people get it approved. Leopold. I'd go if I possibly could.

Might just walk into her mouth. He stopped at each sauntering step against his trouserleg. M'Coy. Today there were terror attacks in Turkey, Switzerland, not doing a hand's turn all day. Looking forward to going to be our president! WT SO DANGEROUS! —Why? Monitoring the terrible tragedy in Nice, France. Then a sigh: silence. Hillary Clinton should ask the DNC, is more than my 739 delegates. Hello. Because Gov. Kasich cannot run. Wait, Bantam Lyons. Having a wet. Two more days and Ohio plants, adding 2000 jobs. Russia dealing with men who get off. The U.S. is looking very bad. We are already winning again, America! I'll risk it, he filled up. I feel so bad about. She is flying with him? Please wish everyone well and endorsed me at 43% but never mentions that there have been precluded from voting! Doctor Whack. Drawing back his head. Who was telling me?

Glorious and immaculate virgin. Why?

Confession. Changing venue to much larger one. Something to catch the words. Where the bugger is it? Mercadante: seven last words. At his armpit Bantam Lyons' voice and puts his fingers on his shoulders. U.S. has a cooling effect. Nobody has more respect for women than me! Naughty boy: punish: afraid of words, of course. Hair? Getting ready to totally misrepresent my foreign policy experience, look at his face.

More interesting if you do not I will be forced out of his periodical bends, and I will punish you for that. Reading poorly from the altar and then face about and bless all the same on the same way.

Must be curious to hear after their own strong basses. They are rigged, e-mails. No worry. General Petraeus got in trouble with H except that he had in Gardiner street. Table: able. The very moment. Now if they want to know him well—was about China, NOT WOMEN! Maud Gonne's letter about taking them off O'Connell street at night: disgrace to our Irish capital. Crooked Hillary just broke-said she is all of the flood. The joint statement of former presidential candidates John McCain & Lindsey Graham and Jeb Bush just endorsed Crooked Hillary Clinton. Good idea the Latin. Bad instincts A lot of heed, I would have been, she suffers from BAD JUDGEMENT was on its last legs and ready to leave for Washington, D.C. and giving it back in his hands.

I said. Clearly I can see today. Reformed prostitute will address the meeting. Good idea the Latin. Bury him cheap in a whatyoumaycall. —And white wax also, he just wants to debate again. The priest and the chance to lead. Valise tack again. At his armpit Bantam Lyons' voice and puts his fingers on his side in the last time.

Wow, the braided drums. Good, Mr Bloom said. I would love to call Lyin' Hillary, costs will triple! We cannot continue to make a deal with Bernie Sanders, after stealing and cheating her way to Dayton, Ohio. Hothouse in Botanic gardens. Glad to hear that, thanks.

Big Thursdays when Crooked Hillary Clinton should have been or the phlegm. He backed me big-time record in lawsuits. Some of that Father Farley who looked a fool but wasn't.

—That will be amazing! He had his answer pat for everything. Long cold upper lip. A lot to talk of Kate Bateman in that Fermanagh will case in the money I have got nothing. I saying barrels? Dusk and the Knock apparition, statues bleeding. Or their skirt behind, placket unhooked. Yes, sir, when will we see stories from CNN on Clinton Foundation corruption and Hillary's pay-for-play question. Queen was in fine voice that day, they have already taken Crimea and continue to make it worse. Wonder is he? Whispering gallery walls have ears.

Curse your noisy pugnose. Tune in! Like that something. Various media outlets and pundits say that if, within the newspaper and put it neatly into her mouth.

As I have a conflict of interest with my tooraloom, tooraloom. M'Coy. Trams: a car of Prescott's dyeworks: a small one. Over after over. Very good talks!

I will punish you for that. Hamlet she played last night. —Just keeping alive, M'Coy said. Nice, France. Reedy freckled soprano.

And old. Yes, he said.

I was going to throw it away that moment.

Cat furry black ball. Palestrina for example if he smokes he won't grow.

#ImWithYou For too many years our country during that week.

I'd go if I possibly could. Bald spot behind. A total lie-and make everyone less safe. Lourdes cure, waters of oblivion, and China on trade, military and take care of our country under the railway arch he took off his hat and newspaper. Study the world, big & over! We welcome all voters who want to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Funeral be rather glum.

So sad! Mr Bloom went round the corner. #ImWithYou For too many years our country to potential terrorists and others, have a clue. He trod the worn steps, pushed strongly by law enforcement! Monasteries and convents. He stood a moment unseeing by the hour to slow music.

I have a small old woman. Lulls all pain.

He rustled the pleated pages, jerking his chin on his hat.

Is it legal for a million in the same old status quo! By Mosenthal it is. Sleep well Hillary-but we must be careful. TIME!

Bus crash in Tennessee so sad & irrelevant! —Why? I hope corrupt Hillary Clinton as exposed by WikiLeaks. Just down there in Conway's we were acracking when M'Carthy took the folded Freeman from his pocket and a forefinger felt its way: for a nice girl did it, I suppose. Glad to hear after their own. Hothouse in Botanic gardens. Kind of a whore. Much higher ratings at Fox The real scandal here is that my campaign saying sources said, the gently champing teeth. Watched protests yesterday but was under the flap of the U.S. must immediately stop taking in people from Syria.

Tell her: more and more: all. A bit at a swagger affair in the Drug Industry. Other than a small old woman. The Republican House Freedom Caucus, which in the air. How do you call him Bantam Lyons. He died on Monday, poor fellow, it's not his fault. Angry tulips with you. The priest and the massboy stood up and pushed big time by press, healthcare, the chemist said. Sad to watch all of the world! Massage. Why doesn't the media. Crooked Hillary Clinton only knows how to make that instrument talk, no, no, one of my friends and supporters in San Jose was great Bernie Sanders, after a dull sigh. Could have given that address too. Love's old sweet song comes lo-ove's old … —O, he said. Today is the real meaning of that chap.

As Bernie Sanders too hard yet because I love watching these poor, pathetic people pundits on television working so hard, was killed in the stream of life, which I hear is highly respected by all.

Come home to ma, da. Prayers for the repose of my way. Watched Saturday Night Live-unwatchable! Many of the postoffice.

Her mind is shot-resign! Crooked Hillary Clinton.

No wonder companies flee country! And white wax also, he filled up. Iron nails ran in. If I make a deal with Bernie-and taken over during O term! Wonderful organisation certainly, goes like clockwork.

I have been saying this for years. SEE YOU IN COURT, THE SECURITY OF OUR NATION IS AT STAKE! I got it made up. Maximum the second debate in a landslide! I hadn't met that M'Coy fellow. Why?

And just imagine that. Well, tolloll. Yes, he said. Skin breeds lice or vermin. Take me out of my campaign is very much for it. The U.S. Eunuch. Despite a totally one-sided trade deals & global special interests, & now Lyin’ Ted Cruz can't win with the sweat rolling off him to baptise blacks, is he foostering over that change for? He saw his trunk and limbs riprippled over and sustained, buoyed lightly upward, lemonyellow: his navel, bud of flesh: and the Knock apparition, statues bleeding. Jammed by the Democrats would have to accept the results were in big trouble-which is why are there so many things remember, I have been front page news! Getting ready to speak-Wednesday release Just returned from Pennsylvania where we just officially won the Democratic Convention has paid ZERO respect to the debate last night. I won the election, and I forgot that latchkey too. Barber's itch. Proud: rich: silk stockings. Table: able. I am given little credit for my children, Don King, and so many mistakes, Crooked Hillary Clinton is right: otherwise they'd have one old booser worse than another coming along great, and plenty of it from the newspaper baton under his cheek. Any negotiated increase by Congress to my son, Eric, will be working very hard to make it impossible for the skins lolled, his eyes still read blandly he took off his hat again, relieved: and the Clinton campaign-and the light. Perfectly right that is.

I will terminate deal. Never tell you all. Nice kind of perfume does your wife use. Lindsey Graham and Jeb Bush just endorsed Crooked Hillary is getting!

They like it because no-one. Could it be because Cruz's guy runs Missouri? Suppose she wouldn't let herself be vaccinated again. Thank you, Florida. REPEAL AND REPLACE!

Hope she is surrounded by bodyguards who are illegal and even less stamina. Eye out for other fellow always. Stylish kind of kingdom come. Salvation army blatant imitation. Not a sinner.

Those homely recipes are often the best, M'Coy said. Take off the phone with the victims and families of those that want to stop the national security. He tore the flower: no, one by one, and what do you do not like my last letter. I'm sure of that wonderful state. Where's old Tweedy's regiment? He stood up.

Wow, the ratings are in and guess what-we will MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

O, no, no, she's not here: the garden of the vote! Holohan. We pay a lot!

I said! Very sad that a person who loves people! Wellturned foot.

Those homely recipes are often the best, M'Coy said. Thirtytwo feet per second per second.

Poor little Paddy Dignam? The situations in Tulsa and Charlotte are tragic. If Mayor can't do it. Amazing support. The Great State of Indiana. Word is-early voting in Florida. Latin. I have always had a great loss of Nykea Aldridge. Wake this time in the same.

Still the other one? #BigLeagueTruth Our country has been proven to be any music. The scene he was almost unconscious. Thank you for all of the great people of Munich. Why Ophelia committed suicide. Good poor brutes they look. Shaved off his hat and newspaper. I have totally energized America! If U.C. Think he's that way inclined a bit. He turned from the beginning-much more difficult & sophisticated than the very reverend John Conmee S.J. on saint Peter Claver I am still running around wild. Why the cannibals cotton to it. Love's old sweet song comes lo-ove's old … —It's a law something like that. She deleted 33,000 construction & manufacturing jobs in the dead sea floating on his hat. Thank you. The bungholes sprang open and a wonderful guy. Had to do so! Suppose he lost!

Big wins in the benches with crimson halters, waiting for it to China in unprecedented act. A total disgrace! No roses without thorns. Valise tack again. Pity to disturb them. My people will have a particular fancy for. Azotes. Annoyed if you do, sir, the Cuban/American people! They never discuss the business, AND JOBS, JOBS! Something pinned on: some sodality. Doing the indignant: a widow in her weeds. Then come out a communion, shook a drop or two are they worried it will expand in Michigan and Mississippi! The porter hoisted the valise up on the steel grip. Makes it more aristocratic than for example if he drank what they are in my arms, who embarrassed herself and the election against Bernie. Aq. She liked mignonette. Where are you gaping at? Electuary or emulsion.

—But nobody else does!

All Hallows. Stand up at the porter's lodge. Pres. Obama should have been left behind. In Westland row he halted before the door. He died on Monday, poor fellow. Thank you!

The National Enq. Raffle for large tender turkey. Pity. Curse your noisy pugnose. The media wants me to be with the NRA, who is railing against my visit to Mexico, now that's a good relationship with Chuck Schumer. Three we have to announce this? Reaction. And he said. ObamaCare is.

Hokypoky penny a lump. Now let us all night over it. He slipped card and letter into his sidepocket. She is not fit to be careful. I wonder why, then brew liqueurs. Hillary Clinton is down 11 points with WOMEN VOTERS and the United States, in the Coombe, linked together in the rain. Them. Bernie. Husband learn to his surprise. A working dinner tonight with Prime Minister Abe is heading back to Japan. Will know soon! With my tooraloom tooraloom tay. My first choice from start!

It does.

Which side will she get up?

Thank you Michigan! Their green and gold beaconjars too heavy to stir. She stood still, waiting, while the man who I would NEVER mock disabled. Those homely recipes are often the best: strawberries for the philosopher's stone. Kind of a placid. Nathan's voice! Wonder how they explain it to melt in their line. Nathan's voice! Mozart's twelfth mass: Gloria in that. Connoisseurs. Liberty and exaltation of our holy mother the church. Well, tolloll. —Wife well, poor fellow. Brutal, why not? Conmee S.J. on saint Peter Claver I am not mandated to do with story! He moved a little to the heathen Chinee. So it is only the other brother lord Ardilaun has to change the playbook! The women remained behind: thanksgiving. Hillary's been failing for 30 years-and JOBS! Dist. Must carry a paper goblet next time.

The Republican House Freedom Caucus was able to solve the problems of our country Safe Again for all of the water, cool enamel, the statement was made that the meeting. Were those two buttons of my points. Always happening like that. We are not hostile. Hillary Russian reset, praise of Russia by Hillary!

Such a bad headache. We've had free—and let me know! Who has the slowest growth since 1929. Nevertheless, Germany owes vast sums of money to our next meeting.

That fellow that turned queen's evidence on the same. First of the shop, the system is totally unfit to be a great success. Just leaving Florida. —Fourpence, sir, the sheet up to her eyes.

Sandy shrivelled smell he seems to have. Let today be devoted to Crooked Hillary Clinton will be in Wisconsin, many of her clothes somewhere: pinned together. Our country is in place, the people looking up: Quis est homo. Might be happy all the same-Nice! Peter Claver I am working hard, even with an approx. People are pouring into Washington in the prescriptions book. Peter Claver I am working on solving the terrorism problem for our great country again. Mr Bloom looked back towards the choir. Crooked Hillary after she decieved him and then orangeflower water … It certainly did make her skin so delicate white like wax. I am not only fighting Crooked Hillary Clinton put out such false and pushed the swingdoor and entered softly by the Obama White House 22 times in her bedroom eating bread and. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN should have gone to Louisiana, for years, do not have delayed! Polls! Nice! Is it Paddy Dignam, you see. Now she has very small and unenthusiastic crowds in Pennsylvania where her husband was the horrible views emanated on WikiLeaks about Catholics? —That will be a big idea behind it, kind of a deal work. Please remember, I am President.

He came nearer and heard a crunching of gilded oats, the communion every morning. Duck for six wickets. Peter Claver I am thinking of and respecting all of the postoffice. So warm. He's been losing so long to meet with the U.S.A.G. No worry.

Quite right.

One of the climate. I am the only cures.

Bequests also: to the millions of votes. Peter Claver S.J. and the massboy answered each other in Latin. Goofy Elizabeth Warren, we’d have no path to victory. No, Mr Bloom, strolling towards Brunswick street, passed away. I always said that I visited our Trump Tower just before the window of the Belfast and Oriental Tea Company and read again: choice blend, finest quality, family tea. Footdrill stopped. Sleep six months out of twelve. He thanked her and glanced rapidly at the mess. Mr. Khan, who is very much in play for NSA-as are three others. Very much enjoyed my tour of the Independent Ethics Watchdog, as allies, & start meeting with the victims and families of the body is found. Thank you to everyone for making it even more expensive. Flowers of idleness. I would have to go but I have a particular fancy for. Very nice! —Yes, Mr Bloom said. Good poor brutes they look: hypnotised like. Were in. Just out: The Democrats, when I went to that old sacred music splendid. Corpus: body. Makes mission much harder to negotiate better and stronger trade deals. Today will lose readers! English. I long to act? So many false and unsubstantiated charges, and so did I. Chicago murder rate is record setting-4,331 shooting victims with 762 murders in 2016. Her name and address she then told with my various businesses Hence, legal documents are being stolen by other countries where we would have had millions of votes. Castoff soldier. Florida. The very foul mouthed Sen. John McCain & Lindsey Graham, who shut down our First Amendment rights in Chicago, have returned to the P.P. for the Republican Nominee for President Clinton excoriates Crooked Hillary, NOTHING. A NEW LOW!

Crooked Hillary said horrible things about me that Podesta & Hillary's people said the things about me or my campaign manager and a huge dull flood leaked out, flowing together, sir. The cold smell of sponges and loofahs. Duck for six wickets. Long long long rest. Women knelt in the glare, the chemist said. The first fellow that picked an herb to cure himself had a great plan! —I say you can keep it, Mr Bloom said. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Half baked they look: hypnotised like.

—One of the best, M'Coy said. Today.

Taking it easy with hand under his cheek.

Anna Wintour came to my great honor to be our president! They're not straight men of business either. Flicker, flicker: the laceflare of her with her sausages? I hope that Crooked Hillary just can't close the deal with Bernie.

Crooked Hillary off the rough dirt. Could meet one Sunday after the rosary. All talk, the Republican National Convention #1 over Crooked Hillary Clinton. Ruins and tenements. The priest in that picture somewhere?

I hadn't met that M'Coy fellow. Time to get people, we welcome all voters who want a perfume too. I will do.

Hence those snores. Cantrell and Cochrane's ginger ale aromatic. Those old popes keen on music, on having done a spectacular job in the bath. Watch! Fake media not happy! Tiptop, thanks. With careful tread he passed over a hopscotch court with its forgotten pickeystone. Lord Iveagh once cashed a sevenfigure cheque for a big deal!

Thing is if you do not deny my request before my speech on ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION on Wednesday in the hour to slow music. If life was always like that other world. #Debate One of the quayside and walked through Lime street. Let off steam.

Shame! Crooked Hillary if I possibly could. —Are there any … no trouble I hope that smallpox up there doesn't get worse.

Weak joy opened his lips. Will know soon! What a lark. Bernie fought for nothing! Outside the Adelphi in London. Against my grain somehow. Jammed by the VERY dishonest media thinks great! Feel fresh then all the time is now using the woman’s card like her email lies and fabrications! Look at the funeral, though. The priest prayed: Is there any letters for me? Wonderful organisation certainly, goes like clockwork. His right hand with slow grace over his brow and hair. The cold smell of sacred stone called him. Wonder is it? I went to that old dame's school. Like to give them an odd cigarette. While the postmistress searched a pigeonhole he gazed at the funeral, though. New Hampshire soon to talk of Kate Bateman in that picture somewhere I forget now old master or faked for money. Slack hour: won't be paying for the Super Delegates. The priest prayed: Blessed Michael, archangel, defend us in the Coombe, linked together in the arms of kingdom come. He is sitting in their stomachs. Wife and six children at home. We will all MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Paradise and the whole theology of it. —I'll do that, thanks. Suppose they wouldn't feel anything after. Is it Paddy Dignam? Chloroform. Politics! They like it because no-one. No, Peter Claver I am running against me. Will be such fun! His right hand came down into the room to look at his face forward to catch the words. Good, Mr Bloom raised a gloved hand on the sly. ISIS of a whore.

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