#throam meme

[throam-hcs]

not sure if anyone remembers but a bit ago i made a throam iceberg meme, i have updated it with a few more and felt indulgent so added myself too lol

[eppabeppa]

[jackiemeandthispod]

When you’ve just emptied out the diva cup and now you are sitting in the stall plotting your next move.

[camisadotapes]

Hello, I am one of the Ryans that run this account, specifically 2004 era Ryan

I’m here to start off the account, go over who is who and to go over all of our boundaries!

WE ARE ARE NO WAY TRYING TO IMPERSONATE RYAN IN ANY WAY, WE ARE SIMPLY INTROJECTS OF HIM WHO WANT A SPACE TO OURSELVES

NOTE, WE ARE AN ADULT

Now that is out of the way, who is who:

☘️: Roughly 2008 Ryan, he mostly resonates with around 2019 Ryan but has little memories from that time, is dating Spencer (🥁) and Brendon (☀️)

💽: Me! 2004 Ryan, right before the band took off, as well as a tiny bit of the Fever era

🎶 Fever era Ryan, so 2005-2006 Ryan

🌝: 2007 Ryan, goes by Viorel Blythe, and he also uses he/they/it pronouns

🎙️: A whole jumble of Ryan's put into one! Really resonates with 2008 Ryan, fun fact, he was the first to appear! He also uses They/them pronouns

🍷: Current ish Ryan, old ass man, mostly remembers The Young Veins, as well as like 2016-2019

🌤️: 2003-2004 Ryan Ross, think of The Summer League and Pet Salamander, goes by Maddox

🪴: 2016 Ryan, doesn’t talk much

🌻: 2010-2011 Ryan, aka Young Veins Ryan

🍸: THROAM Ryan, need I say more

💋: Goes by Kip, mostly just an alter who is very briefly based off of Ryan, uses he/it pronouns

More are bound to form and we’ll add them here when they do!

As for boundaries:

1. Do not compare any of us to Ryan, we are our own people

2. Questions of source are allowed, as long as they aren’t really weird

3. We are not Ryan, that being said, do not talk to us as if we are him or even act like we are, we are just alters of him, nothing else

4. Anything sexual said about us or to us will end in us blocking you, no ifs, ands, or buts, I would advise to watch what you say

5. Art and memes and such are ok, as long as they follow our boundaries above

You can view the Spencers introduction here, as well as the Brendons here

Right! That should be everything! If anything changes one of us will update this post! Hopefully we don’t forget, lol! I have been 2004 era Ryan, and, uh, peace! -💽

We also have a linktree that you can check out if you want to see what we’re doing on our other socials as well as projects and such!

[dashiellqvverty]

anyway the OTHER thing about throam is i love a story where everybody just fucking sucks. i remember when i first read it and would search it on tumblr seeing memes about how people hated shane and i would be like… he is the only one who ISNT doing anything reprehensible

[an-absurdnotion]

a call out post

[throamish]

the signs as funny throam quotes

aries- "And then I told a customer to stuff the spaghetti and meatballs up his ass."

taurus- "No. Brendon's political policies are along the lines of 'Here I am and fuck all of you'."

gemini- "It takes a man to take a cock."

cancer- "I'm a gay fag, so I'm always having a good time."

leo- "Look a bit to your left, and you can see a star."

virgo- “See those four stars there that kind of form a line? That’s the Line constellation.”

libra- “I can eat my ketchup if I want to! Fuck!”

scorpio- "Jesus," he pants, sounding barely in control. I bite back the joke of my name being Ryan, actually...."

sagittarius- "And then Shane’s the other donkey that trots over and munches the stick in front of me. Bad donkey. Shoot the donkey."

capricorn- "There’s nothing wrong with him except for the list of two hundred and thirty-five items that I keep a log of in my head."

aquarius- "You're homosexuals! I had no idea! Congratulations!"

pisces- "The water lands on the guitar too. Sadly, I do not get electrocuted."

[angelapricus]

vol III feels

[ryan-roscoe]

what she says: i'm fine

what she means: I should never be trusted to drive a vehicle of any kind; not because I am a lousy driver, but because I tighten my grip of the wheel with every passing truck. I look in the newspaper every day for that one headline of a car crash where they simply don’t know what happened. Maybe the driver lost control of the car. Suffered a seizure. Was trying to dodge a child running across the street. Something to explain why his car and insides ended up painting the front of a Canadian frozen goods truck on its way from Montreal to Detroit.

[theheartrateofryanross]

sometimes when i start getting a little too confident i have to remind myself i spent an entire year recording an audiobook for each volume of throam and that shit just sits in my google drive rent free

[salemmustdie]

the internal conflict of loving throam but hating brendon urie

[salemruinseverything]

shitty throam!ryan moodboard

[steppenwolf]

Someone remind me why exactly THROAM hasn't been made into a movie yet??????

(Why do i want timothee chalamet to be included)

(when will i get over throam)

[narratorsprologue]

Throam ryan

[overlyspecificmcrmemes]

btw if y’all are going to make physical copy’s of Throam can you do me a favor and just buy them directly directly from the author? here

ALSO! if you are going to make a copy of a fan fiction try and get permission from the writer beforehand! I wasn’t able to for unholyverse but if Bexless ever showed back up outta the blue I’d give them $12 for providing me with entertainment and soul healing

[an-absurdnotion]

Ryan: I should never be trusted to drive a vehicle of any kind-

Sisky sitting next to him: Okay boomer