#threehouse of horror

[springfield-tirefire]

[tomfra]

Vendo objetos prohibidos de lugares a los que los hombres temen viajar...

[princesadulcinea]

[hellisanhonourstudent]

The Death Note Simpsons Parody with Lisa as a protagonist had so much potential that I wish it was a 40+ minutes feature like A Serious Flanders (another golden non-canonical episode),instead of a simple Threehouse of Horrors episode

For starters,she's similar to Light - highly intelligent,good-looking(in the Classic Simpsons,she got second place at a beauty pageant with little to no training or experience,in a newer one a teacher bullied her because she was "way too pretty"),is seen as a golden child,and different enough to give it a bit of it's own spice(she doesn't have many role models,is kind of unpopular).

I didn't like Bart as the Ryuk figure because this particular shinigami doesn't care much about anything other than having fun. Despite being really into mischief,Bart is very much a caring person and often helped Lisa,sometimes to his own detriment. He and Maggie should've been Decomposite Characters of Sayu Yagami - maybe an enemy of Kira(or whatever name Lisa The Vigilant gets) uses them to get a Death Tome or whatever. As for the shinigami,just toss in a bored Grim Reaper wanting to wreak havoc. Chief Wiggum in the role of Soichiro Yagami might be hilarious(only as the Chief of Police,not as Lisa's role model). Playing around with Lisa's morals and it's origins would be complicated,tho(although the writers did the right thing by having Lisa's motivation to eliminate the biggest polluters,it fits with her general character and with the spirit of a DN protagonist).

Whereas Milhouse(head over heels for Lisa,spineless) would be the Misa expy,Nelson might do the role of Takada(stronger personality,sense of pride but utimately has affections that can be exploited).

[yanderefairyangel]

My ask box is open and I am bored so if you want to ask me questions, you can.

You can ask me stuff about : Pandora Hearts, Vanitas no Carte, Fe games (Awakening/Fates/Threehouses/Three hopes/ Engage/Heroes/Warriors), horror visual novel like Ib, Pocket Mirror or games of the kind, Vocaloid (check tags)

Please don’t ask anything weird and if I don’t answer, don’t get upset because it may be that I simply don’t find answer or I don’t want to answer for any reasons

[creaturesofnight]

American Horror Story as The Simpsons

[baronafanas002]

Why are they showing halloween stuff today? Wasn't that ment to be for yesterday? Anyway, i watched the threehouse of horrors marathon. They showed the one with the phantom of the paradise opening.

[simpsonsnight]

Episode #666

WHAT THIS?

Treehouse of Horror XXX Season 31 - Episode 4 | October 20, 2019 Threehouse of Horror 666 starts off with an Omen goof, showing Maggie as Damien. It’s rude and crude and lots of scary stuff happens that was kinda cool. Then? Heh, the fun begins... First there’s a Stranger Things parody that I basically kinda like, rejected with my brain because I”ve never seen this show and I didn’t want specific plot details spoiled because what if I watch this and like it ?? I bet I won’t, but still Then there was a Heaven Can Wait parody. Wow, really? Weird choice but okay! I like that movie! This one had a weird part where Homer keeps having to go into different bodies to fuck Marge. It’s sick. That���s the whole thing, Homer wants to keep having some sleazy sex. NOT SCARY Then they did The Shape of Water but with Kang or Kodos. This one also sucked. Fuck dude, you go out of your way to make sure your milestone episode is going to be #666 and this is the horseshit they came up with? Fuck these guys

THE B-SODE:

Robot Chicken: "Eleven the School Bully" (segment) Season 9 - Episode 20 | July 22, 2018 Here is a famous Robot Chickem that parodies the danger kids from Stranger Things. Danny, Caleb, and Jody Danger are all here. So is the scary vampire they make fun of in the show. Cool! 

Archer: Once Bitten Season 4 - Episode 6 | February 21, 2013 IMDB says they spoof Heaven Can Wait at some point. Wow!

Camp Camp: "Something Fishy"

Season 3 - Episode 8 | July 13, 2018

I don’t know what this! Is it for children? Is it for adults? All I know is I don’t wanna watch it to find out. I bet there’s songs in it! 

[mainslinux]

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War of soulmates chapter 3 Nothing is ever waisted

Note: I was staring my laptop maybe 30 minutes until the inspiration hit me. I dont like this chapter so much. I do love first scene with Cyril and Remy. Next chapter im going to love. Also spanish stuff is straight from google translater so dont kill me.

Warnings: love, and maybe more

Pairings: Prinxiety, Logicality, Remy has some romantic stuff going on

Words: 1372

Chapter three

Nothing is ever waisted

I could never say I wasted those years cause I grew more than I ever had since adding all the years before the rockets of desire.

I wonder how I ended up there with you knowing who I was before but sometimes we must lose ourselves to find ourselves thank you for showing me that and helping me become who I am today

-Shilow

Lord Russell and lady Cynthia were talking to Remy Newheart, their son. Because Remy was wearing black tank top his soulmark was visible. His soulmarks had been visible when he was born but it was thought he had disease. Remy was sure that he had soulmate but his parents couldn’t see that Roman wasn’t his soulmate.

“Remy, like you know Roman has been kidnapped. We are sure Archelettas have sent their own warrior to get their son back but we want you to get him back first. We know that he was taken to the Hollow so we want you to leave tonight and get him back. Do you understand what we want?” Lord Russel finished his speech. Remy looked at his parents. They were not happy with Remy. Remy who had dyed his ordinary brown hair to strawberry blonde. This colour suit him, because he had light green eyes. He always dressed very noticeably. His clothes were almost always black and often he also covered his soulmark because he didn’t like it.

Remy nodded and walked out the room. He was walking towards his own room so he could pack, but he noticed something in a mirror. He stared at the mirror. In the mirror was a guy, that he had never seen. First Remy was shocked but then he just walked away. He had been seeing people he didn’t know in mirror as long as he could remember. He didn’t know why but he did.

Patton woke up in a morning. Strange feeling had woke him up. He wondered what it was until he remembered that Virgil had gave him some new magic tea he was practising. Teas power pulled him up from his bed. He started walking where he thought tea wanted him to go. He walked out of his treehouse, past Virgil’s treehouse, past Cyril’s cottage and in to the woods. He walked three hours and sun rose. He was still wearing his pyjamas. He stopped when he heard someone talking. Someone was talking to himself. Patton listened so he could know if this possible man was dangerous

“Send me here to find him! Why can’t they just accept that we are not meant to be? ‘Find Roman Archeletta!’ ‘Do what we say Remy!’ ‘Don’t be silly of course you two are meant to be, its just a mistake’ Argh!” Voice said. Patton started to feel bad for this person. He walked out of the tree, that he was hiding behind.

“Heia, kiddo. Is everything alright?” Patton said and looked at the boy. Boy was clearly younger than Patton himself. Boy looked at Patton. He sat down and sighed.

“I’m Remy. You can just kill me, I don’t wanna go home or keep going” Remy’s voice sounded depressed. Patton also sat down. He smiled to Remy.

“I’m not going to kill you. If you don’t wanna go home, I can show you new home” Patton said. He was always ready take lost people to his camp. Remy nodded but didn’t smile. They walked together back to Patton threehouse. Patton talked to Remy, but it was mostly one sided. Finally they arrived to the clearing where Patton, Virgil and Cyril lived.

“Padre! Where have you been?” Cyril ran towards Patton and Remy. He stopped two meters away. He looked at Remy. Remy was staring at Cyril.

“Wow” Cyril whispered.

“Remy this is Cyril. Cyril this is Remy, who I found deeper from the woods. He is going to stay with us for a while, right?” Patton said and looked at Remy. Remy nodded and still stared at Cyril who stared back.

“Nunca he visto esta belleza en mi vida. Esta belleza tiene que estar protegida de todo lo malo. (I have never seen this kind of beauty in my life. This beauty has to be protected from anything bad.)” Cyril said in Spanish so Patton didn’t understand what he said, but Remy did.

“Tengo que estar en desacuerdo contigo Yo diría que la verdadera belleza está frente a mí. (I have to say i disagree. I’d say true beauty is infront of me)” Remy did have little accent but it make it sound even more beautiful. Cyril blushed and his eyes widened in horror. He had now idea Remy would be ably to understand him, no one ever did. He took couple of steps backwards. Patton was looking at both of them because he didn’t understand word from the conversation.

“Padre excuse me when I’m going to wake up Virgil. I need to talk to him.” Cyril turned around and walked away. Patton looked at Remy who was for a first time smiling.

Cyril bushed Virgil’s door open. Roman and Virgil jumped up in panic. Roman glanced at Virgil but Virgil was staring at Cyril. Cyril’s voice was full of different emotions.

“Dear gato… oh… so much beauty… those eyes… that hair…” Cyril started rambling. He waved his hands around and he walked towards Virgil and then turn around. Cyril sighed and walked out. Virgil and Roman shared look and they laughed.

Remy was sitting next to Patton. They were drinking hot chocolate that Patton had made. Remy turned toward Patton.

“Patton, is Cyril faulty? It’s just I didn’t see his soulmark, of course his soulmate could not have born yet” Remy asked. He sounded embarrassed and his face started to blush. Blush didn’t suit Remy.

“Yes he is, kiddo. And I think” Patton was cut of by Remy who excused himself and left in hurry. He ran out still Patton’s mug in his hand. He saw Cyril running down Virgil stairs.

“Cyril!” He yelled. Cyril stopped in his track. He was clearly shocked. Remy took one of his hands so he could hold it.

“Cyril, I know we met just couple of minutes ago, but I’m sure you are the one. You are the one I’m supposed to be with. I know I have soulmate somewhere but I also know I love you more than anything. You are the most handsome man I have ever seen. You don’t need to be my soulmate to be the one. I waited 102 years to find my soulmate, but I don’t care who he is, I want you. I thought I waisted those years waiting for someone I would never be allowed to marry but now I know I didn’t waist even a minute. It all was just to see you. I’m sure you are my light and my happiness” Remy was really passionate and he showed most of his emotions very brightly. Blushed had disappeared from his face. He stared intensely to Cyril’s eyes, that were wide. Cyril’s heart was racing because like Remy he had never felt this way. But Cyril knew that Remy had soulmate and he didn’t. He was meant to be alone for ever. He wasn’t meant to find love.

“Remy. You have made mistake. I’m faulty. My faith is to live here alone. Like you said you have soulmate. You have someone who cares about you. Your soulmate waits for you. I have lived 1+5 years alone and for 100 years I have known I’m faulty. I… I need to go.” Cyril pulled his hand from Remy’s hand. Cyril ran into deeper to the Hollow. He ran 300 meters until he had to stop to breath. He fell down.

“I did the right thing. I’m faulty. I won’t find love. I will be for ever alone.  I… did… the… right thing” He said when he was finally able to catch his breath. Cyril laid down on the ground. He was still breathing heavily.

Cyril didn’t know that only few meters away high on the trees Logan Yanetta was watching him. Logan held his sword tightly on his hand. He was ready to attack any second. 

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Percabeth Parenting: The Treehouse

Annabeth watched with worry as Percy straddled the tree in their backyard, lamely attempting to build a treehouse. She held their baby, Alex, making sure to shield his head in case Percy dropped his toolbox a third time.

“Are you sure you don’t want me to call Jason?” Annabeth questioned for the thousandth time. “The treehouse he built for Jessica looks amazing.”

Percy frowned at his wife. “Why don’t you marry him, then?” He spat back. Annabeth rolled her eyes from below. Percy sat in the tree, doing his best to read the blueprints Leo had etched out for him. “They’re stupid simple, man,” Leo had said. Yeah, Percy thought. As simple as reading Japanese. However, he wasn’t going to let Annabeth know he needed help. If his children had to plummet to their premature deaths for him to prove a point, then so be it.

“Is it almost done yet?” Theo questioned, coming outside with his twin sister. He held a stalk of celery in his hand, Annabeth’s choice snack for the kids.

“ALMOST!” Percy shouted down to his son.

“Mommy, it looks ugly,” Cassie said, staring at the treehouse with confusion. “I like Jess’s one better.”

Percy snorted. “I mean, I’d be more than happy to take it all apart and leave you guys with no treehouse,” he said, wagging his hammer at them from above. Who knew six-year-olds could be so picky?

“No!” Cassie and Theo shrieked in unison.

“Percy, just let me see the blueprints!” Annabeth called.

“For what? I got it! Percy called. “Easy peasy!”

Annabeth sighed again. “Well,  I’m going in to set Alex down for a nap. Kids, stay out here and watch your daddy. If he falls, call 911.”

“Okay.”

Annabeth retreated into the house. Percy set back to work, nailing the boards together with the fury and ambition to prove his family wrong. He was going to build the best treehouse any of them had ever seen. And after he was done, he’d buy some couches, a beanbag chair, and maybe a mini-fridge if the kids were extra good. That way they could eat actual snacks without fear of Annabeth catching them and replacing it with whatever health food she was interested in at the moment.

“It’s big in here.”

Percy jumped and cursed, nearly driving a nail through his own finger. His twins stood in front of him, examining the treehouse. They looked exactly alike, with Annabeth’s deep tan and grey eyes. They had Percy’s black hair, and Cassie’s was just lightly longer than Theo’s.

“How in Hades did you two get up here?” Percy questioned.

“Up the ladder,” Cassie said simply. Theo nodded.

Percy considered his children blessings. Truthfully, they had been blessings from the gods. But he also considered having half-human, half-god children to be a handful at times. It was difficult to raise children with the strength and coordination of sixteen-year-olds who only had the mental capacity of six-year-olds.

“What did Mommy and I say about climbing things?” Percy questioned.

“The same thing about throwing scissors,” Theo answered. “Not to.”

Percy sighed and nodded. “Well, now the two of you have to sit down in here until mommy comes out so she can watch you climb down.”

Cassie scattered to the corner of the treehouse and sat criss-crossed. Percy turned around, focusing on building the last wall of the treehouse.

“I was going to sit there!” Theo shouted.

“Too bad! So sad!” Cassie said back.

Percy tuned his children out. They fought and hit constantly, so much so that their violence no longer phased Percy. Ares had called it a ‘gift’.

Theo pushed Cassie over and sat in the spot she had been in seconds before. In retaliation, Cassie tackled her brother, picking him up by the front of the overalls and slamming his back into the floor of the threehouse. “Butthead!”

“Don’t hit his head, Cass,” Percy said, barely turning around, knowing his kids wouldn’t be hurt.

Theo pushed his sister off of him and punched her. He shoved Cassie, and she went backwards with so much force that the shoddy wooden wall Percy had built gave way. Percy shouted as his daughter fell out of the treehouse.

From inside the house, Annabeth walked downstairs with the look of victory that came from settling down a fussy baby. She looked in the fridge for something to make her children for lunch, finally deciding on turkey sandwhiches and fresh fruit. When she happened to glance out the window before grabbing plates, something caught her eye.

A little blur in red overalls fell out of the sky, landing in the pool with a loud splash.  Annabeth screamed and rushed out the back door to the pool.

“Cassie, are you okay?” Annabeth asked, pulling her dry daughter out of the pool.

Cassie nodded and laughed. “Theo pushed me! I wanna do that again!”

“How about not?” Annabeth said, fixing her daughter’s ponytail. She looked up, glaring at Percy who stood in the gaping wall of the treehouse with a look of horror on his face. “Get down right now! I’m calling Jason and Leo!”

[yanderefairyangel]

My ask box is open and I am bored so if you want to ask me questions, you can.

You can ask me stuff about : Pandora Hearts, Vanitas no Carte, Fe games (Awakening/Fates/Threehouses/Three hopes/ Engage/Heroes/Warriors), horror visual novel like Ib, Pocket Mirror or games of the kind, Vocaloid. 

Please don’t ask anything weird and if I don’t answer, don’t get upset because it may be that I simply don’t find answer or I don’t want to answer for any reason

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ned flanders is dead

[i-kill-u-in-my-mind]

[beth-is-in-da-niehaus]

Lisa as Mikasa made me fangirl a lot

[subtle-douche]

possibly my most favorite scene of the simpsons ever