#thrash folk

[haveyouheardthisband]

[liannaedgelord]

Metal Genres If They Were People

Power Metal: Goes to a lot of ren faires, sews her own garb and probably makes foam larp weapons. Has strong opinions about fantasy novels you’ve never heard of and her rants are often more fun than the books themselves. She scoffs when you say something is silly as if that’s bad. Maybe the most well-adjusted person you know.

Doom Metal: Always high. Never sleeps. The lowest key person ever until suddenly she’s crying on your couch, then it’s like nothing happened. She tells strangers her traumas with a smile. Her eyeliner is a mess but it looks great anyway. Surprisingly fun at parties, but god, you worry about her.

Folk Metal: Hates people, loves fishing. The kind of reconstructionist pagan who gets mad if you call her a neopagan. So many friends ask her to fix their cars that she started charging. Drinks too much, mostly stuff she brewed. Genuinely kindhearted, but has problematic politics.

Death Metal: Tomboy type but has a few pretty goth dresses for special occasions. Self aware enough to know she makes bad decisions, not self aware enough to stop. Mean in a way that makes you laugh. Playfully punches you in the arm a bit too hard. She's always asking if you want to see something gross and, because it's her, you do.

Thrash Metal: At a lot of protests but you can't tell what she believes exactly. Listens to metal but only sees local hardcore acts live. Barely owns clothes that aren’t denim or flannel. Quit drinking years ago, lost most of her friends over it. Collects model tanks and is only a little weird about it. You don’t know if she has a job and you will never ask.

Black Metal: Recovering edgelord. Wears winter clothes in all weather. Goes to parties she hates because she can’t be alone. Has a lot of neopagan and anprim books she's never read. Wants you to think she's some tortured artist, but since she got medicated she just writes nice poems about how much she loves trees.

Nu-Metal: Grew up in the midwest. Exclusively uses slang that was popular before she was born. Has a new snapback every day, but always the same ratty hoodie. Covered in shitty tattoos she got for free from friends. She's a real homie, but you wish she'd stop dragging you into dumb shit. She does it all for the nookie.

[feckinhaggis]

Last.fm Monthly: October

 • Mortician - Chainsaw Dismemberment

 • Massacred - Human Extermination

 • Sarcófago - INRI

 • Black Sabbath - S/T

 • Nicole Dollanganger - Curdled Milk

 • Fluids - Exploitative Practices

 • Bathory - The Return......

 • Dahmer - Dahmerized

 • Slayer - Hell Awaits

 • Autopsy - Mental Funeral

 • Morbid Angel - Altars of Madness

 • Blasphemy - Fallen Angel Of Doom

 • Exhumed - Death Revenge

 • Venom - Black Metal

 • Tenebro - Ultime Grida Dalla Giugla

 • Macabre - Dahmer

 • Church Of Misery - The Second Coming

 • Dragged Into Sunlight - Hatred For Mankind

 • Incinerated - Lobotomise

 • Pig Destroyer - Prowler In The Yard

 • Candlemass - Epicus Doomicus Metallicus

 • Fulci - Exhumed Information

 • Gouger - Cranial DEMOlition

 • Apartment 213 - Cleveland Powerviolence

 • Impetigo - Horror of the Zombies

 • Amigo The Devil - Volume 1

 • Fluids - Ignorance Exalted

 • Headless Death - A Hideous Warning

 • Possessed - Seven Churches

 • Darkthrone - A Blaze In The Northern Sky

[metalcultbrigade]

Bathory - Blood Fire Death. 08/10/1988

[sketchychelsea]

[duffsmckagan]

Lots of fans are quite surprised that Kirk had a 3rd son at a late age. “Omg Kirk still has swimmers?” Men can have kids up until they die. It’s women that lose their ability to have kids after a certain age post menopause. So in a alternate universe Fem!Kirk wouldn’t be able to have kids naturally without some type of special treatment (IVF). Now that would be surprising (and a little risky for Fem!Kirk poor bby).

[angelbambisworld]

Being a music fan is so embarrassing sometimes like yayyyy noise!!! It's on the radio and it's on my phone! Yippee instruments!!! Be for fucking real

[catatonicsymphony]

scenario ⸝⸝ it's somewhere around the time range 2023 - 2024, it's decently recent, and the member of a band named bastardane has arrived to the party. the drummer, castor hetfield, james’ hetfield’s son! he saw his bandmates on tumblr and decided to try it.

headcanons/identity ⸝⸝ castor is bisexual questioning, he's kinda in the closeted phase where he's not sure yet, he’s also just cisgender, but he's fine with the usage of any pronouns, she/her, they/them, and he/him.

[willknightauthor]

POLYNESIAN METAL

Found another Polynesian metal band. Holy fucking shit 💀

There's something about it. It's like Mongolian metal: a cultural combination that makes perfect sense in retrospect.

[bottomvalerius]

I think the only time Neeja comes to and stays in Vesuvia longer than like a week is during the last third of Donna’s pregnancy

I’m leaning towards Neeja initially wanting a family at some point but choosing to give that up to have her life with Sam & Imee (this isn’t really a sad thing, it’s just the objective decision she made for herself lol) and reinventing what “family” looks like and feels like for her (so corralling an island full of submissives LMFAO)

BUT seeing her sweet Don Don expecting activates her caregiver sleeper agent lmao so weekly magic face times are not enough, she needs to physically be there to make sure no one is fucking this up for them and that they can have someone there that is (by Neeja’s definition) competent lmfao

[birdybirdgirl666]

local show

[stencilites]

Escape From The Zoo - Killacopter

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

𝔖𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔣𝔩𝔶 - 𝔏𝔢𝔤𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔰

[deermouth]

every post about sleeping position baffles me. you all have 1 position? I wake up (in whatever random orientation) and from the state of my sheet it's clear I've wrestled an alligator. every night.

[iyote]

was tagged by @thejojolands, ty for the tag! (I chose Radiohead on yours)

I could add more but these are the main ones. Tagging anyone who sees this and wants to do it

[sandy-af-kattegat]

May 28 - POWERWOLF - GERMANY

Here we go, I love my German Bands… “1589” Another great band from Germany, check this one out.  They are on tour in North America 2024!