#thought itd be okay because it was just gonna be like 20 minutes but i got yelled at like twice on the way there

[savethepinecones]

suffering

[sickficsforthesoul]

here's a prompt ?(or whateverits called): not a request ! also  ، ¿ ¡ ૮₍ 𖦹 ˕ ×` ₎ა ! ?·＊·  anon or 🧛🏻‍♀️ anon(emoji form) .  : the sickie hates today so much. they had to go to school bc it was a important practice match they had to be in. but they got a stomach bug yay! good 4 them !! they woke up feeling like shit , they knew they were sick. they wanted to stay in bed . praying to any god that they weren't gonna be sick. they fell asleep again saying just to rest for a few more minutes (well it ended up being 30 minutes ) now they only had 30 minutes to get to school, they knew they actually had to wake up. running out of bed to get there clothes and change as fast as they could (they dont shower in the morning and they were to lazy to brush their teeth) rushing out of bed that fast made them all dizzy . great . now they're stomach hurts. yep they were gonna vomit. they knew they couldn't make it to the bathroom . so they found a place that could store it , they rushed finding something in their room . they searched their desk. feeling the vomit rising up. shutting their mouth bc they dont want their desk getting vomit on it. it was so strong it went in their nose. they couldnt hold it in anymore. throwing up in their desk  wetting all the papers. homeworks . they were gonna get in trouble at school. they had no hw anymore . well they were gonna be late to practice if they cleaned it up.so they ignored it. gagging at the smell of it. they finally finished their daily routine . they skipped breakfast (just like most of the times). they grabbed a mask and went to school . playing games on their phone to distract themselves.  sadly that didnt work . they got all dizzy , they put their phone. feeling too dizzy they nearly tripped . they countied waking to school. remembering they only had 5 minutes left they had to continue walking faster. they started running. while running they were thinking abt how they got sick. :: I prob  got sick from some1 in my class. yeah. they threw up in the classroom and they sat near me. they were probably coughing alot.. ew.. :: they arrived at school. going into the volleyball ball gym changing room. no1 was there . they were probably practicing.  suddenly they felt their stomach growl. it hurts so much. why today they ask. they wrapped their arms around them and it hurts so bad. when it kinda stop they had the courage to change into their volleyball club uniform and go to the gym. while walking there they started coughing.having a coughing fit made every1 look at them . they hated that . they really dont like  being the center of attention.  some1 from their team asked "hey you ok?" they just said yeah. the coach said to run 4 laps around the gym. uh how much they hated running. they only did 1 and a half.(END PT 1) they couldn't handle 4 laps. while some1 was running they saw them hiding (so no1 can see them slacking off) they asked "um?? what's wrong ? ud probably get in trouble if coach finds out.  I'm already on my 3rd lap . ig in  3 mins its over. r u just gonna stay here? and also if u act like this it the match . you'll get in big trouble. they just said "ok". when the coach said ok! they went back in the gym and prepared the net. they started a sneezing fit which caught som1 to give them tissue. they eventually stopped . they're nose is so stuffy they can barely breathe.  they really want 1 more tissue but they don't have any , they ended up using their arm as a tissue. well atleast only 1 person saw. every1 was practicing.  it was gonna end it 10 mins . they're shocked how they went so far. when they setted the ball they suddenly felt they're stomach grumble. they cant just suddenly go to the bathroom.  they had to wait. uh they started feeling nauseous and they silently stared gagging.  then came the wet coughs , they could feel the vomit loudly.  end . pt1

(contin.) they had to fake spike? idk . they didnt have the power to do so. obviously they looked like they were faking it. they're team lost, they honestly didnt care . then some1 hit then on their back saying to,work hard. some vomit came up . they swallowed it . they thought it tasted so bad. they started coughing really loudly.  every1 was looking (they had to rush to the bathroom but since every1 was looking they didn't want to make a scene so they didnt ) they waited till every1 wrnt to they changing room /club room.  finally every1 besides 1 person who was a benched player went to the toilet . oh no. they cant wait that there was vomit coming up they wanted to wait for at least 2 mins , but they couldn't only 36 seconds.  they started to vomit .  in their hands . dripping on the gyms floor. they couldn't make it into a stall so they threw up in the bathroom floor. threw up already half of what they had. they heard the doors unlocking from the bathroom (it was the benched player) they rushed into a stall so he couldn't see them  . they walked out and saw vomit.  they didnt care , they walked out like nothing happened. they were still vomiting , they didn't have enough strength to propt themselves up to puke inside the toilet,  they just ended  up throwing up on the floor . they thought they were done after dry heaving for 2 minutes.  getting up to go to the changing room to change into their uniform.  they didnt tie their tie properly but they dont care. going into their classroom late. like 10 minutes late. they got scolded for wearing their tie wrong and being late.also not bringing hw. yay good for them this class they didnt do anything. so they just fell asleep /WITH THEIR MASK ON!// pt2done

while waiting they double bagged the plastic bags to prevent in from seeping thru. one the bus came. the sickie regretted going on already feeling dizzy once they sat down , they sat at the back where no1 sits (although that would make them more dizzer, but they didnt know that) after 5 minutes of the ride (there was some traffic. normally itd take 10 minutes. but since there is traffic they didnt how long they'd have to wait.) "[caretakers name]...while wet coughing.mm candy." they rushed to give the candy. it soothed their throat for 5 minutes until making them dizzy . lying down on the caretaker,while they play with their hair. they fell asleep. after 20 minutes (still in traffic) they woke up to the bus driving. they woke up and asked for water. they drank the water in small sips. they didnt vomit. the they drank it quickly before spitting it out. then coughing. they nearly threw up. swallowing it . asking while coughing for the 'bag'. they grabbed it and held on it and tried getting it out bc they were very nauseous. they couldn't. until the bus continued moving. they're grip to it was very weak. the bus suddenly moving made their stomach growl. and letting of their bag to hold on their stomach. the care taker asked "what's wrong ???? you let go... r u gonna ..." "no. stop.u will make me.stop.talking abt it"(they hated vomit so much thinking abt it makes them gag) the sickie was shaking. they messed up dropping the bag and it flew away. they caretaker getting their jacket just incase yk they vomit. after the bus stops again. a couple and a 2 ppl (4 alltogether)decided to sit in the back. their stomach hurts so much... they started crying. the bus started moving more . 2 more stops till their stop. they gagged. letting go of their hand on their face. "I'm gonna-" the caretaker getting the jacket and hugging the sickie to cover them . they threw up on the caretaker. the couple moved away in disgust whilst the 2 other ppl stayed. just on their phone. "ppl r looking...." "I want to leave.. " "''dont worry , no1 is looking'' the care taker grabbed their bag looking for a (idk the word but it's like a towel but not , you stick it on some1 face and it cools them down) they place it on the sickie. they sickie just dry heaving at this point. they said "sorry.." it's ok. - ¿ ¡ ૮₍ 𖦹 ˕ ×` ₎ა ! ? / 🧛🏻‍♀️ , which haikyuu character do you think this is? also very bad prompt :). again,not a request.

This sounds a lot like Kunimi to me, but I'm also getting Kita, Ennoshita, and Jin (Soekawa) from this. Maybe Yamaguchi too.

For Kunimi, his primary caretaker is the sweet but helpless Kindaichi. Kindaichi really means well, but he's terrible at taking care of sick people, so he just makes everything worse for Kunimi in the end. The rest of Seijoh ends up helping eventually, but it's just Kindaichi for a while, and he does not handle that well. Kunimi basically takes care of himself while Kindaichi stands in a corner muttering apologies. After this incident, Kindaichi resolves to be a better caretaker and starts doing research and taking first aid classes later on.

Kita's primary caretaker is Aran. He's much more competent than Kindaichi and takes good care of Kita for as long as the captain needs it. There isn't much to say after the incident because Aran handles everything so well.

Ennoshita is stuck with the other benched 2nd years (Kinoshita and Narita). They're okay caregivers but nothing special. Ennoshita is the most nurturing of their trio, and with him out of commission, Kinoshita and Narita do their best to help their friend. Ennoshita still has to do some things for himself, but Kinoshita and Narita can at least know the basics of taking care of someone, so Ennoshita still has it better than Kunimi.

Jin gets two caretakers too because why not. His caretakers are Reon and Semi. Both are very experienced with taking care of others and are the unofficial team parents, so Jin has it very good. He recovers pretty quickly thanks to the excellent care he receives from Semi and Reon.

Yamaguchi's primary caretaker is obviously Tsukishima. Daichi and Suga try to help too, but Yamaguchi gets panicked by anyone who isn't Tsuki, so Tsuki has to deal with basically everything. Tsuki also ends up calling Akiteru for help because he's just so out of his depth caring for another person. Akiteru, on the other hand, took care of Tsuki for years and is a wonderful caregiver. Yamaguchi recovers well with the comforting presence of his best friend and the lovely caretaking of Akiteru.

[q-gorgeous]

idk how long ago it was that i posted my last post but i spent like 20 more minutes going through old fb messages and getting angry at them sgdvh

the first relationship i was ever in i kept it secret cuz i didnt think i was allowed to date and when i told one of my friends that me and first ex were dating i guess the friend got mad and so she stole our stuff when she slept over

and then i got mad, we got our stuff back, and me and her still proceeded? to talk to each other? even tho i didnt wanna hang out or be around her? idk why we kept talking

and then when we started high school she like thought i was not friend and tried to grab my hood or something and i almost smacked her and THEN i proceeded to send her a long angry message on fb ranting about the whole situation

when me and first ex broke up summer of 2017 tho - ok im interrupting myself apparently before this i also vented to her about another situation after we werent friends anymore so idek what was going on

i just seem to have wierd moments where i wanna message her. i kinda want to again now that ive been reading old messages uhsdhjnk

no like, idk. im just thinking rn. i dont have all my best friends that i used to have anymore and one of those times i talked to her again she told me to try branching out because i still had all the same friends and now i have none of them and i havent made a whole lot of new friends since high school. idk where i was going with this

i just kinda wanna message her and tell her that im happy. i just wanna be like yo this is how im doing and gush about person cuz we used to talk about crushes together and also she wont know them which idk why im just super awkward. i mean im sure people know who im talking about anyways subhj idk im bad at feelings so itd just be easier

tonights a wierd night idk

i just realized i dont think wait no idk nvm i cant remember okay im just gonna sleep i still have done anything i just spent 15 more minutes thinking and talking

[atinyfeels]

I see bowling it was 🎳 but like oh my God I want details, is there gonna be a second date? How did it go considering Y'all shy? 👀💖 Oh my God this is so exciting to me idk why lmao 🥛💖

(Cont.) I just had the thought, if you don't want to openly share your date details then I could also go off anon and DM you lmao, just a thought. Whatever you're comfortable with🥛😂💖

I’m telling you guys everything! ☺️Okay so at first I was FaceTiming my friend and was like “I’m not sure if I should go” because I was all shy and nervous! Usually when I go out on dates the boy doesn’t have a good time. But I ended up agreeing and he picked me up from my apartment. On the way there we had basic small talk while listening to kpop (bp, skz, bts, April, etc). So I guess the bowling alley was having a “rock n roll” special where bowling was a couple dollars cheaper, but it would only be an hour and a half for us seeing as we got there at 8 and it ended at 9:30. We decided to go through with it and got our shoes and stuff. So at first we were just like “yeah I guess I’ll go first” but I started to feel more confident when I got a strike because that’s when I’m dorky self came to light. He was still being shy and only laughed or smiled at my comments. Then as we continued to bowl, and he continued to kick my butt after saying “I’m not that good”, he became more vocal and had conversations with me. But when 9:30 came we kind of just sat there wondering what we should do. you’d think itd end there because it was 9:30. Nope, we decided to get the lane again and bowl some more. We joked around a little doing “granny style” and teasing each other about who’s gonna win. But for some reason I get like he wasn’t having a good time. We ended up leaving at Midnight, the car ride at first was quiet without any music. I decided to spark up a conversation and he started talking to me about more personal stuff. He dropped me off around 12:30 and I texted my friend saying I was scared he didn’t have a good time. Then I got a message 20 minutes later saying “I forgot to give you a hug” so I responded with “it’s okay there’s always next time, if you want to hang out again 🙇🏻‍♀️” and he was like “I had a lot of fun, why wouldn’t I?” I explained that I was just worrying over nothing and he sent back “honestly when we were sitting down I was wanting to wrap my arm around you but I didn’t know how you’d react.” And I said “I was hoping you would, well more I was hoping you’d hold my hand.” And he replied “I know what to do next time.” And I said “yeah lol” then he sent “I guess we know how we feel about each other now” and I said “I guess so 🙊” and yeah! That was my date 🙊🙇🏻‍♀️

[cockbiteproductions]

💒🍃🦋🌈💤

💒- which show would you want to live in?

OH MAN. i think the atla world would be dope. assuming i get to be a bender. (water, of course). if not, then that would be really, really lame.

star trek tos would also be dope as shit. everyone in star trek is just like. smart as FUCK. and earth is now a post scarcity utopia. so that’s nice. aos, earth gets a bit fucked so maybe not that timeline. this would be a good one.

maybe my hero academia. everyone gets a quirk. wait no. not everyone gets a quirk. oh god. what if i were quirkless. like 20% of people dont have quirks right? thatd suck. or what if im like that video thats like “and your quirk is just you have a cactus for a head.” oh god that’d be terrible. i change my mind about bnha. im not risking it for having a shit or no quirk.

maybe rwby….. everyone has a semblance and aura. the character design in rwby is/was pretty dope so id look baller. however, fighting monsters for a living. yikes. and the whole salem thing. yikes.

this is a lot harder than i thought itd be, jfc. it’s fun imagining these scenarios but then like. if i were actually to be plopped down in the middle of one of these worlds tomorrow, they would be a lot less fun. i’m trying to think of places where i’d actually be okay in and get to have fun. fantasy worlds are cool as shit but there’s like no guarantee that you’re gonna get the Special Power in that world and even if u do, that means you’re kinda fucked. i just wanna be a normal person in that world but like. be able to do cool shit.

i thought about bleach for like 3 whole seconds but then i was like. oh i’d die in approximately ten minutes. nevermind.

maybe…. billions so i can just. fuckin shoot bobby axelrod.

but yeah i guess star trek. that’d be nice.

🍃- would you rather live in a sea with mermaids or a forest with fairies?

oh ABSOLUTELY sea with mermaids. i love swimming. wait. am i still a human in this actually? ill assume yes. which. i would get pruney and cold really fast. do i get to go out and go to the grocery store for food?? do i get… blanket??? am i just cold and wet all the time……… hmm. for the fairy thing….. are they like the evil fairies you’re not supposed to tell your name? like. what kind of fairies are we talking here. this could go very poorly. and do i like. have to forage for food. i’m sorry. i’m the worst person to ask these questions because i just end up overthinking it and arriving to the worst possible conclusions. mermaids. i’ll go with mermaids.

🦋- how do you think others perceive you?

i hope they don’t!!!!!!!!

ugh. let’s see. i act pretty stupidly on purpose a lot because i think the people around me can get a kick out of it, and hey, it’s fun. i guess when people don’t realize im just doing this as a joke and think that’s actually me, that bothers me. i’ve had some people treat me like i’m stupid which i guess. act like an idiot, get treated like an idiot. but :(

but honestly i have no idea how people perceive me other than hoping they don’t. every time i try to think about it i get too uncomfortable. let’s move on.

🌈- things I find attractive in girls/guys

god anon u know im ace right……….

ive literally never bothered to sit down and consider this before…………. (is that something people do or is it just something they Know?????) so this is gonna take a long while and a lot of Thought.

brown hair!!!! that’s a definite. not really a fan of blondes. black hair is great too. 

for guys, clean shaven or short stubble. dont like beards. 

i guess big muscles/overly muscular people gross me out. i dont understand lusting over people like chris evans because. that’s like. too large. im freaked out a little bit.

deepish red lipstick, though that’s not like an inherent feature. i just like how red lipstick looks on people. like the kind mariah rose faith wears. she looks great.

god this is a lot of work. these past 4 points have taken 20 minutes just as a point of reference. im too ace for this……….

slightly curly/wavy hair is nice i guess.

i don’t fucking know????? god this is so much work. we’re at the 30 minute point now.

green eyes are cool. 

GOD. I DONT KNOW!!!!! IVE BEEN AT THIS FOR 40 MINUTES. IM TOO ACE FOR THIS………….. i think im just gonna start listing people i think look nice from off the top of my head.

mariah rose faith as previously discussed. daniel k isaac. jameela jamil. miles luna. ray narvaez jr. charlie cox. eva noblezada. john boyega. daisy ridley. chloe bennett. iain de caestecker. ewan mcgregor. morgan siobhan green. sebastian stan. will roland. lauren lopez. telly leung. darren criss. talia suskauer. aj holmes. clark baxtresser. autumn farrell. jason tam. troy iwata. meredith stepien. chad james. natalie portman. chris colfer. marc delacruz. philipa soo. gavin free. isabelle mccalla. manny jacinto. zoe saldana. chris pine. hayley atwell. melissa fumero. zendaya. tom holland. lea michelle. katie mcgrath. colin morgan. y’all get the idea yet? half of this list is people who play my favorite characters oops

💤- date someone younger, older, or same age as you?

-2 years to +3 years from my age i guess, but thats definitely a flexible number. but also dating. 🤢people. 🤢

[gamegrumpiess]

Dont Forget About Me PART 2

Hey guysss!!! I kept my promise and gave you a part two of Don't Forget About Me. Buckle up and sit back because there's a lot in this one.

Y/l/n -> your last name

Danny x reader

Warnings? Nah

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FLASHBACK TO 2015

Y/n’s POV

After I graduated, I ended up moving to California to pursue my voice acting career. But as it turns out, it's much harder than it seems. Not a lot of opportunities pops up right away for an inexperienced voice actress. So I ended up working in a rocker clothing store down the street from my apartment. It actually pays really well and my coworkers are nice as well as my boss.

Today is one of those rare days where it's really fucking slow. There has been no more than five customers all day. That is until four new customers walked in. Three boys and one girl, (looking really no older than me) all laughing and making jokes while walking around, checking out the items. I didn't mind them being kind of loud, it was a nice refresher from the constant heavy metal they play on the radio here. I love rock and roll as much as a coke head loves drugs, but when you listen to the music constantly every day it's nice to take a break.

The female, somewhat shorter than all the boys with long dark purple hair and having a rocking attitude, came up to me. “I love your style! Do you get a discount on all the dope stuff here?” Her voice was a little rough, like she just got over a cold, but still sounded like silk when she spoke. “Dude, rad hair! Is blue your favorite color too?” The tallest boy with long dreadlocks and somewhat smudged eyeliner, wearing a lot of spikes and leather all around his body. He commented on my dark blue hair I just dyed a few days ago. It was nice refresher from my usual h/c.

All four of them looked at my style in awe with wide eyes. “We’re in a band, how would you like to come see how we sound? I'm Tyler, I play the drums.” Tyler points to the tall boy with dreads. “That's Jason. He's lead guitar.” Dreads, who I now know as Jason, walks up to me and shakes my hand. “And then this is Maxwell, the bass guitarist. But we all like to call him Blade.” My curiosity peeked up. “Why do you guys call him Blade?” Blade comes up to me and shows me his switchblade, perfectly sharpened and shiny. It looks like you could cut yourself just by looking at it for too long. “I carry this with me at all times. Never know what kind of crazy people are doing now-a-days.” He explains to me. Finally, the girl speaks up to me. “I'm Claudia. I'm the girl who does all the screamo in the band because I can't sing for shit.” She says with a cute smile on her face. None of them look any older than me, but I guess no one can really be sure.

“I'd love to check you guys out. What's the name of your band?” Tyler perks up, “It's called Toxic Nightmare! We made it when we were all in high school. We've been struggling to really get our music out there, and we have a pretty decent big fan-base, but we always wanna do better. So it would mean a lot to us if you gave us your opinion?” I nodded with a smile. “I'm down! My shift ends in about 20 minutes, would you guys be willing to wait until then and I can tell you guys then?” They all nodded in agreement. Little did I know, that would be the day when my life got way better.

BACK TO PRESENT 2018

That same day, we all went to their rehearsal area so I could hear them play. Although I did like the way Claudia sounded since she put so much passion and emotions into her screaming, I thought it could use some actual singing. Sadly none of them knew anyone who knew how to sing, so Claudia had the idea to have me try and sing. Turns out, my singing voice with her screaming sounds really awesome. Next thing I knew, I was officially part of Toxic Nightmare as the new lead singer. All of us have grown insanely close. I really consider Tyler, Jason, Blade, and Claudia as my family.

Since i've joined TN, we've really blown up in terms of getting our music out there in the world. It feels like so long since I've met them, as if I've been with them my entire life. My mom and step dad enjoy my music, which is insane considering they're devoted Christians. Jacob, now that he's older says him and his friends listen to our music as well.

I hear my phone ringing, my mother's specific ringtone I put for her a year ago. Her favorite song she dedicated to me when I was 7.

"Helloooo?" I hear movement, and then my mother's voice through the microphone. "Y/n!! How are you, my daughter? What time is your flight?" I smile to myself, thinking how I can't wait to spend the holidays with my family. Well, the ones that care about me anyway. My biological fathers side of the family disowned me after they found out what I do for a living now. And most of my mom's side of the family doesn't really talk to me as much anymore. "I'll be there by tomorrow at 8:00 in the morning." I fill her in on all that's happened this week. We have a new tour coming up in 2019, all around America. We also made sure that our last stop in the tour is in New Jersey, so my brother can come to our concert since itd be close to his birthday. "Oh! Y/n, Debra and Avi are going to spend the holidays with us! Daniel is coming here as well. Have you talked to him at all?"

I shake my head, somewhat forgetting she can't see me. "In all honesty, mom, no. I've tried to contact him a lot, but his number changed and I really don't want to go asking Avi and Debbie his number. I feel like that's kinda creepy." She takes a bite out of her food before answering. "Well at least you'll see him soon, you can catch up with him then," I hear yelling and movement in the background. "Okay hun, your brother and his girlfriend is here, I'll talk to you soon! Much love to the others."

She hangs up the phone and I sit there for a few more minutes. Dan's gonna be there. I'll get to see him after all these years. The last time I saw him was so long ago, I think about three years on the fourth of July. We talked for a bit, his girlfriend at the time took a dislike to me the minute she saw me, so I didn't have much time to talk to him. I know he's finally living the dream he's always had, and I'm more than proud of what he's doing. I listen to music during the times when I have a breather, which is pretty rare since I'm part of TN. Now that I think really hard about Dan, I remember how much I liked him when I was younger. All those years ago having this huge crush on his lanky, dorky self. Before my mind can go any farther, I force myself to go finish packing everything I need to go for the next two weeks. I hope and pray everything goes well, Im excited to see Avi and Debbie, and Dana, and Dan.. focus, y/n. You'll have time to daydream on the plane.

DAN

"I appreciate you picking my up from the airport, Mrs y/l/n. I thought it'd be a nice surprise to my parents for the holidays." She shakes her hand at me with a smile on her face. "I don't mind, son. You know I consider you part of the family. I have to pick up y/n at the airport tomorrow morning too." My head shoots up at the mention of her name. "Y/n's coming?" She raises an eyebrow and gives a small smirk. "Well yes. She took some time off to come here. Her last time off before her big tour coming up. She's been working so hard, I'm glad she's taking a break. Especially with us." I nod my head, slowly zoning out and daydreaming about seeing her again.

Before I know it, we're home. I thank Mrs y l n once again and give her hug before making my way back to my house, which is still across the street.

TOMORROW MORNING

I wake up at 7, which is insanely early for me. Mrs y l n should be leaving to pick y n up soon. I can't stress how proud I am of her. Toxic Nightmare is one of my favorite bands. I even showed Arin and Brian some of there songs. Y n's voice is like heaven, and her band mates are all super talented. Everytime I have a chance I listen to their songs, watch their music videos, I've even seen some interviews they've done. (Only real true fans know that her and I were really close back in the day.) She's grown into a beautiful woman, amazing voice, beautiful body, a hard-working mindset. In all honesty I've grown to be a fanboy for her. She's funny, too. She's been featured in several YouTubers videos and she's made me laugh each time. Arin likes to tease me about my little crush on her. But trust me, I can't be blamed. She's practically my dream woman.

I've zoned out so much, I didn't realize Mrs y l n getting in her car and driving away. She's told me she sees me and y n getting together. I mean, I wouldn't mind that. These two weeks are gonna be a hell of a ride...

TO BE CONTINUED ONCE AGAIN

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BPM Scholarly Contest for the Front Page -Science-

Teacher: Alright, let’s move on to the next portion of our test. The first portion asked you to write the meaning of the following symbols.

kg (___) l (___) Ω (___)

Teacher: The correct answers are “kilogram,” “liter,” and… last, a few of you got this wrong. It’s actually “ohm.”

Hayato: Oh, it’s ohm?

Subaru: Ah, I was so close.

Koudai (softly to Hiyori): This isn’t it?

Hiyori: No.

Teacher: Yes, many of you mistook it for “omega.” Now, the next question.

[What are the three things needed for plants to perform photosynthesis?]

Teacher: The answer is carbon dioxide, water, and sunlight.

Subaru: Yeah!

Junji: So just “light” is wrong?

Teacher: Oh, yes, I suppose that counts.

Junji: Then what if I just wrote “the sun”…?

Teacher: The sun?! The sun is a bit dangerous.

Someone: Yeah, it’s too hot on the sun, Junji.

Mahiro: I see.

Teacher: But if you wrote “light,” I’ll mark that as correct. Next.

[What do you call the development of a tropical cyclone?]

Teacher: The answer is “typhoon.”

Scattered: Oh, I get it now.

Teacher: It is not, as someone wrote, “June’s rainy season.”

(Mahiro covers his face with his test)

Takemasa: Nah, that’s a good answer.

Teacher: The next question is as follows:

[Even if the character Doraemon was built exceedingly well, it could never be considered a living creature. Please explain why.]

Someone: That’s a gross question.

Teacher: In short, what the question was asking you to define what it is to be considered a living being. For an answer of why Doraemon is not a living being, I would have accepted “It has no reproductive function” or “It cannot multiply on its own.”

Everyone: Ohhhhh.

Subaru: That’s lewd.

Teacher: However, this answer here… how should I say this?… It was a very efficient answer.

Someone: Efficient?

Teacher: Yes.

Answer: [Doraemon cannot be considered a living creature as it cannot undergo the process of reproduction. Additionally, it is a creature whose body I believe to be made up of mostly inorganic substance.]

Scattered laughter.

Teacher: This is correct.

Mitsuki (reading aloud): “Doraemon cannot be considered a living creature as it cannot undergo the process of reproduction. Additionally, I believe its body is made up of mostly inorganic substance.”

Everyone: Whoooaahhh. Wow.

Subaru: That’s a very intellectual answer. Sounds like a scientist.

Hiyori (raising his hand): That’s me♪

Teacher: Yes.

Scattered: Wow! That’s amazing!

Takemasa: Yeah, it’s well-writ ‘n’ all, but it’s kinda annoying.

Mitsuki: I agree. I mean, wow, but also… yuck.

Hiyori: Wow. You two…

Teacher: Next answer is… well, I wouldn’t say “yuck,” exactly, but… someone here had something of a frightening answer. Kuina of Royz. Well, shall we have a look?

Answer: [it isnt alive. It wasnt born of Adam and Eve. People made it. If you look at it from another angle, itd prolly destroy the world without batting an eye. I can’t accept it.]

Subaru: Wow!

Mitsuki: Amazing!

Hiyori (to Junji): That’s better than our answers.

Teacher: Next, number three.

[This is a photo of an animal’s egg. Please write the name of the animal and draw a picture of it.]

Teacher: Now, this is something I believe you’ve all seen before, whether in a outside playing as children or otherwise. The correct answer is that this is the egg of a praying mantis.

Subaru: Yeahh.

Teacher: Of course, many of you got the name right. That being said… Chamu.

Chamu: Yes?

Teacher: Chamu, you wrote “praying mantis,” but your picture was strange.

Takemasa: It looks like you, Chamu!

Subaru: Scary!

Mitsuki: How should we look at it to understand what you were trying to draw?

Chamu: Well, the pincers are kind of…

Junji: Oh! The left is the front, isn’t it?

Mitsuki: Oh, so like, that long bit’s the body and the head is the triangle, and it’s standing like…

Hayato: I see it now.

Teacher (imitating the posture of the drawing): Like this?

Chamu: Yeah! That’s it! …Are-Are you still going to mark it wrong?

Teacher: It’s definitely wrong. I’ll only mark it correct if I can tell what it is. Next, Takemasa of Kiryu.

Takemasa: Yes.

Teacher: Let’s look.

[Hornet] Beneath the answer: [It’s not a dragonfly.]

Mitsuki: A hornet?

Hayato: Not a dragonfly.

Mitsuki: A hornet!?

Subaru: A bee?

Mitsuki: A hornet!?

Takemasa: It’s because the picture was in black and white, you see. If there was color, maybe I’d'a been able to tell.

Teacher: Ah, I see, in the black and white picture, it does sort of resemble a hornet’s nest.

Takemasa: If you’d put it next to a cigarette case or something so I could at least see the size, I’d’ve gotten it.

Junji: It said clearly it was an egg.

Takemasa: UGH. I see it now. （laughs)

Teacher: Though they can all die as far as I’m concerned. Next, Tomoya from Royz.

Tomoya: Yes?

Teacher: You did certainly write that it was a praying mantis.

Tomoya: I did.

Teacher: However…

Tomoya: I missed it, didn’t I?

Teacher: Shut it. Just… just… look at this.

[Praying mantis. Buzz]

Teacher: Buzz.

Koudai: Eww!

Teacher: You forgot the pincers.

Tomoya: But, I did properly draw the head and wings. Can’t you give me points for that?

Teacher: Draw the freaking pincers. [”Praying mantis” in Japanese is “kamakiri,” “kama” meaning “pincers.”]

Takemasa: It’s in the name.

Tomoya: Pincers, huh?…

Teacher: Well, there are people who answered “praying mantis,” but there are also those who wrote that it was a butterfly’s egg. Junji from Kiryu.

Junji: Yes?

(What Junji wrote is not a real kanji.)

Teacher: I think you tried to write that it was a butterfly…

Someone: Chou?

Teacher: Let’s have a look.

Mahiro: The right side is wrong.

Junji: Oh! The right side is the radical for “leaf”!

Teacher: Yes, yes.

Junji: Why did I think that was right?

Mitsuki: You wrote… bug… trillion…

Teacher: Next, Codomo Dragon… Kana… is this from GANTZ?

Scattered: GANTZ?

Teacher: That’s what it looks like to me, something from that anime.

[Swallowtail Butterfly]

Mitsuki: A swallowtail butterfly?

Subaru: That don’t look like any butterfly I’ve ever seen.

Takemasa: It’s gonna die!

Subaru: That’s scary, that’s what that is.

Mitsuki: It’s grotesque.

Kana: Well, I mean…

Mitsuki: Hold on a minute. I think I saw something like that living in Fukui Prefecture.

Kana: Yeah. Fukui.

Teacher: Alright, now we’re finished. I’ll tell you the top and bottom scores. The highest score was 20 points.

Everyone: Ohhh.

Teacher: Number one is… Hiyori.

Hiyori: Yay♪

Someone: Kiryu…

Teacher: Congratulations on your test. HOWEVER. at the lowest, with one point…

Subaru: No way!

Someone: Someone got as low as one point!?

Subaru: Only one?!

Teacher: Yes, there is one amongst you who scored no higher. Kiryu…

Mahiro: NO WAY.

Teacher: Mahiro.

Mahiro: Wait! I got both “kilogram” and “liter”!

Teacher: Well, yes, but those three questions equaled one point.

Mahiro: AHHH I THOUGHT IT WAS OMEGA…!

Mitsuki: Well, what did you get right? Was it at least the typhoon question?

Mahiro: No, it wasn’t typhoon… Oh! It was probably the Doraemon question!

Teacher: No.

Mahiro: It was the praying mantis! The praying mantis question!

Title: [He only got the name correct.]

Takemasa: If we don’t get the front page, it’s your fault, you know.

Mahiro: It can’t be helped! I don’t know science at all!

Hiyori: Right, and Japanese was first, wasn't it?

Mahiro: We’re okay! We’re okay! There’s still something left I can excel at!

Takemasa: What? Are you sure? There are TWO subjects left!

Mahiro: I got it.

Junji: You’re really standing out, Mahiro.