#thought about it bc the ppl I date need to be friends first and I was texting the new boyfriend things I’d have texted dead boyfriend

[nerefee]

realised the last time I started studying dead boyfriend was still alive… complicated feelings

[lewisvinga]

MY man | carlos sainz x fem! reader

summary; nobody knew that carlos was in a relationship until a rumor came about of him dating y/n’s best friend. so she decided enough was enough and finally revealed their relationship, with an extra announcement

fc; dolly zhang

warnings; ?

taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs @thehufflepuffavenger1

note; requested ! carlos last message should say days instead of hours lol, i forgot abt the timeline 😭😭

masterlist !

liked by yourusername, landonorris, and others !

carlossainz55: te quiero, mi vida ❤️ [i love you, my life] 6 years together and a lifetime of you by my side !

tagged; yourusername

yourusername: carlos🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

yourusername: i love you so much🩷 can’t wait to be mrs. sainz 🫶

carlossainz55: oh trust me, i’m already counting down the days !

username: OH WHAT

username: 6 YEARSSSS??

username: so he isn’t dating y/b/f and is engaged to someone else ??

yourbestfriend: yup! i just helped him pick out a couple of extra gifts for her 😁😁 he was nervous af😭

carlossainz55: my fiancée has very particular taste 😌

yourusername: thank you for my new cartier watch and lady dior to match my engagement ring 🥹🥹🤭🤭

username:she’s gorgeous waittt😍😍😍

username: carlos can u fight ??

username: tbh he looked rlly cute w the other girl ://

username: omg i thought i was the only one !

landonorris: happy for u guys or whatever but do u still have left over food?? y/n’s cooking is phenomenal

yourusername: unfortunately there is not, but i promise to cook for u next time i visit 🥹

carlossainz55: u don’t deserve her cooking.

charles_leclerc: congratulations, mate! about time 😂 liked by carlossainz55 !

alexandrasaintmleux: omg 🥹congratulations! sososo happy for you guys 🫶🫶

yourusername: get ready for bridesmaid dresses 🤭

carlossainz55: we already started wedding planning if u can’t tell ( we need help w flowers ) 😁😁😁😁😁

alexandrasaintmleux: oh of course i’ll help 😌

username: 55 girlies we lost 💔

username: they’re cute asf but he looked good w y/b/f too😭😭

liked by charles_leclerc, maxverstappen1, and others !

carlossainz55: vacations with my fiancée☀️☀️

tagged; yourusername

yourusername: always spoiling me 🥹 tq👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 [ily]

carlossainz55: the best for my best girl , tq❤️

yourusername: that’s MY man btw. MY man. liked by carlossainz55 !

yourbestfriend: pls stop saying i look good w carlos guys he is gross and y/n punches me w every comment 🤕🤕🤕

carlossainz55: i’m not that bad cmon

yourusername: she just hates men ur so cool babe

username:omg she’s gorgeous

username: carlos won the lottery fr

username: the second picture i’m 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

username: she saw y’all’s comments and got jealous 😭😭she’s so me bc if i was dating carlos i’d make sure ppl know he’s my man

yourusername: exactly. MY fiancée

username: so true bestie

username: he got her not just a regular lady dior but a himalaya crocodile lady dior???😫😫😫😫

username: i’m so sick i love them sm already

maxverstappen1: when will u buy me a lady dior 😔😔😔

carlossainz55: you can buy yourself one

maxverstappen1: so can she !

carlossainz55: she’s my fiancée it’s different 🙄🙄🙄🙄

maxverstappen1: i was there first 😒😒

username: 😍😍😍

username: ferrari rlly has the best wags

username: my parents already, i love them 🥹

yourusername uploaded to their story !

[ caption 1; MY man🤭 ] [ caption 2; 🤍🤍 ]

[kings-highway]

some safe-for-work headcanons regarding how they might of gone about having sex for the first time for some of my favouritr haikyuu ships:

daisuga: look you know these bitches had it scheduled. not like a meticulous planned thing, but it was definitely something they knew was going to happen in advance. Like they talked about it, agreed they both wanted it, and then 3 weeks later Suga's parents go away for the weekend and they know like a solid week in advance that their "hang out" on Saturday evening is basically exclusively so they can have sex. They're very prepared. This also probably makes that week of training super annoying for the team bc they cant figure out why their captains are being SO overly giggly like you are seventeen/eighteen year old men wtf is going on.

iwaoi: i've always thought they were probably way more nervous than any of their friends assumed and definitely did not have sex as early as people thought. like mattsun and makki both constantly tease them in a way that insinuates they're actively having sex but they probably didnt actually do it until like... the last few months of high school. They were both just nervous! Iwa was very afraid of rushing things and doing it "wrong," and Oikawa wasnt even sure what doing it "right" would be so they had like 6 false-starts before they actually managed it.

ushiten: dorm living is not condusive to intimacy so when for the first time in like 8 months since they started dating that they have a confirmed evening with a locked dorm alone they end up making out for just a crazy amount of time. Tendou is too nervous to actually move anything forward because he's too anxious over the possibility of rejection but he keeps making these weird half-insinuations like "haha I cant believe nobody's going to be back for another four hours... we could do anything and get away with it... isnt that so funny... like nobody would know if we were making out or having sex or just reading a book... haha... isnt that crazy... me and you..." and he's all weird and twitchy about it until Ushijima tells him he doesn't think the idea of them having sex is crazy at all and then it is on immediately.

kuroken: highkey, kuroo probably lays out like a whole romantic, corny ass evening with candles and rose petals and is prepared to have a whole long conversation about being "ready" and Kenma just sort of rolls his eyes and is like "have you finished talking? this is Too Much. I need you to understand this is Too Much. Oh my god I love you but WOW." (it works anyway and Kenma is sufficient wooed).

tsukkiyama: this one might be a little out there but I genuinely think they're the most likely to have it happen by accident, or in a spontaneous moment of opportunity. Like they both intend to just take advantage of the empty house with only a bit of making out and then suddenly they're losing their clothes and it's like "we'll have a conversation about it tomorrow, im sure."

kagehina: okay this one is more stupid but I imagine after they've been dating a while Hinata is like "you know what, im ready to take the next step" but Kageyama cannot read ppl so Hinata's somewhat obvious attempts at seduction go entirely over his head, and Hinata is getting increasingly frustrated and dramatic and trying really really hard to get Kageyama to realize what he wants and it ends up causing a fight between them because Kageyama thinks Hinata is being weird and Hinata thinks Kageyama is being intentionally distant and eventually Kageyama blows up and is like "Oh my god if you want to break up or something just say so!!!" and Hinata is like "Oh my GOD I dont want to break up with you I want to have sex with you!!!" and of course that shuts everyone up and unfortunately Yachi is probably also there and wants to die.

[the-exiled-comic]

have u ever done a post about crowstar and her thought process behind everything? srry if i missed it and u already did one (u dont have to answer this if so!) but i love her as someone who only feels remorse once it starts effecting her child and the moment to make it right is long past, but then starclan didnt give her the grace that they gave autumnstar and shes got that curse yo rlly interesting stubborn til death character i need in her brain

crowbar post... for me? :pleading: i might have talked about her in the past but i have no idea where i say things

despite me reminding ppl shes been deserving this lately she is one of my fave characters to write. "its too late to make it right" is pretty key to her character ya, i'll add more under the cut

crowstar has a lot of sympathetic qualities to me but like she does a lot of wrong things and knows that they are wrong. so i dont consider her a tragic villain in the same sense that firespots is, bc he's just extremely off the deep end. he's in a bunch of shit he truly did not start aggravating until like poking at treeclan and murdering cloverfall. in like a technical sense you can say it started with the rebellion bc i think he jumped the gun and went in under prepared but its different to me. but anyway this isnt about boy... we are going to talk about girl...

if we start from the very beginning, she's like a jealous mean girl kid. she has some unresolved issues with her family, her sister nightstride is older than her and actually knows her dad but crow doesn't know her own. so she projects onto autumnstar as a father figure and doesn't really like that firespots doesn't like his dad. she would be a good daughter, it would be so easy for her to be a good daughter! why is firepaw such a bad son!?

she's then groomed into being a kind of protege for autumnstar, she loves the attention but this sort of isolates her from her peers at a young age. she's the bratty teacher's pet that no one really gets along with crow goes on to date fallensnow and this is weird for her, affection for someone who isn't her family? for the first time? and then she gets burned by the fact he's avoidant and probably doesn't even like women (i could go on a tangent about fallensnows sexuality but this is not the post for it LMAO) so he leaves and shes like geeze!! that the only thing i ever loved! autumnstar explodes and shes leader now, her ex tries to kill her and then she has a little baby boy... theres also no more autumnstar around to be like "yeeeup start training that boy for war" so she just tries to raise him with a lot of love

and you see now how thats been backfiring as fallenscar is a super sheltered adult who has little grasp on reality. she lied to him about what exactly went down with the rebellion. killed a child for "attacking" him. told him about her curse which in turn made him have questionable faith in starclan (this hasnt really come into play just yet but it will soon, trust). made him deputy and then died before he could ever truly prepare himself for the world. good intentions, a lot of love... but that's just not really enough

and the curse. crowstar just fixated on the fact its not fair, why didnt this happen to autumnstar? is starclan misogynistic? more at 11 if this solved any problems... debatable. starclan stuff will get answered later in the story

crowstar to me is like. pitiable. she made too many enemies, didn't grow up in a place that fostered change, and then took over and didn't try to amend that until it was way too late. and the enemies.

now.. crowstar likes male attention. she is a straight woman i am sorry ;^; to me she is one of those people who cant make friends with anyone she sees as competition for this. she started off negatively with firespots and whisperleaf out of her love for autumnstar and fallensnow respectively. and she probably did not like that the men in her age group liked other girls. she did not like that her sister had all the amiable relationships. she's very jealous by nature and it hurt so much of her friendships

i like her and enjoy writing her but goddamn she is a plethora of unlikeable traits- some of which are things only I know as her creator- but it still surprised me that a lot of people like her. im glad you all do!

i know i said i dont view her as tragic but like the last few days of her life are a little tragic in the sense she IS realising just how badly she fucked up and theres not a lot of things she can do to fix it. she knows her baby boy is going to suffer greatly for this and all she can do is say sorry and tell him to be strong, shes out of options because she took too long. learning that yeah actually being a tyrant ruined her life

my fave way to write villains... their final moments are of anguish about their life choices :) except autumnstar hes just having a good time i dont think hes self reflected literally ever in his life. he thinks hes playing a video game

[ravenbloodshot]

Harris Dickinson (actor)...... Personality Reading

Idk of he's in school or going back to school, but he is a guy that is constantly learning, studying a subject, reading, and just simply curious in mind and soul. Tapping into his energy, I was speaking aloud about something, and my vocabulary suddenly changed. I started using more big/complex words than I usually do, so I definitely think that was in relation to how he may speak. May come off as an intellect to most (it's interesting bc I looked him up, and it's said that he dropped out of high school. But this is the energy of an undercover genius....it's possible he was one of those smart brainiacs that was like "Ik more than any of the people in this school, and thats including the teachers....I don't need to be here, I'm meant for way more".)

He does have a very romantic and flirtatious spirit. Can be quite physically affectionate (hugging, publicly wrapping himself around his friends/lovers, etc...). He can be demanding with his loved ones, especially when he sees their not taking care of themselves (I just heard "Enough with the coffee. Here! Drink some water").

He seems to be very literal in the way he thinks and moves. It's like, " I thought this, so I did it," and that can be good at times. He probably tries (or will try) everything he ever thought to do. But the negative side to this is that he can speak impulsively with no filter, and he can really end up hurting others with his words. Harry also isn't very self-aware, so even when he's verbally digging himself into a grave, he probably wouldn't realize he offended someone until they've decked him in the mouth.

Ik he's been getting attention lately for playing that Fifty Shades of Gray 2.0 role, where he's being dominant. But irl, I feel like he's more submissive than he seems. He has this mutable energy to him, where he can fill any role/behavior needed of him in the moment, but deep in his core, I see a more submissive nature. A simple desire to please the ones he loves. Even in relationships, I see him actively being a pleaser and needing the validation of his partner. He may put on the mask of dominance if that's what is needed/wanted from him, but he's a pleaser.

Harry has a sexual mystique about him that may draw ppl in (Idky I'm getting vibes of an incubus). And when it comes to his lovers/partners, he may get SUPER wrapped into them and obsessed with them (damn near do anything to please them and make them happy). And he pleases very well, quite a sexually adventurous guy, not afraid to make moves in public, even if it's a first meeting/date....he don't care, he about that life. The problem is that when he is obsessed with his lover, he actually does want a relationship, but the wild shit he does give off the exact opposite vibe. Most ppl would automatically assume, "he's willing to munch on me, and we just met??? Oh, he is definitely a hoe just looking for a fun time, not a long time. " But he may actually want a committed relationship with the partners he expresses his freakiness to.

I'm also seeing he could be one of those celebrities who is willing to sleep his way to the top. Doesn't have a lot of boundaries, especially sexually.

God's and Monsters by Lana Del Rey is a song that fits this reading's energy

[edsheerankinnie]

random (mostly applejack) mlp hcs to keep the Thoughts away

trixie is transfem. need i say more?

Applejack's hair (and by extension, apple bloom's) is naturally curly like her mom's, but she doesnt care for it properly so it just looks like That (THANKS @FISHHANDSANDFEET 🤬‼️)

lesbian applejack. and rainbowdash

nonbinary vinyl scratch

Applejack actually had the Core Lesbian Experience of an intense homoromantic friendship with Rara in their youth that ultimately amounted to nothing. Hence their undeniable chemistry when they reunited. It was also probably that point when she realized she liked girls

pinkie pie pansexual. sorry but shes literally the flag

Aj and rarity definitely had an unspoken back and forth thing going on, particularly on applejack's end, and rarity more or less misses her advances until AFTER she moves on from her. At which point rarity finally stops chasing unavailable dudes and just. kind of misses out on Applejack. No im not inserting BTS scenarios, im going off of onscreen depictions (like this exchange)

speaking of rarity, shes bisexual

So is fluttershy

And her and rainbow dash def had smth going on in the first 2 seasons. maybe one of those childhood friendship that inexplicably turned homoromantic down the line before fizzling out, idk. sapphic canon event and all that

Trixie and starlight were definitely a thing by the last episode. it was only a matter of time

APPLEJACK HAT THEORY SOLVED: Applejack has multiple identical hats for adventures and exploits, bc signature statement piece. otherwise she wears her dad's hat, which shes obviously more protective of (remember that one teacher of the month short?)

Appledash canon

Disaster bi starlight glimmer

Sunburst is GAY

(also hes either transmasc or an egg. def not cis tho)

PRINCESS TWILIGHT IS STRAIGHT (i do not like her)

Scitwi is bi tho !

speaking of equestria girls, Applejack is bi in that universe

eqg rarijack canon (yes Rarity, in another universe you COULD'VE been💔)

Starlight glimmer has bpd. i promise im not saying this to be quirky, her parents literally weren't present for most of her childhood plus the whole trying to end the world bc her best friend moved away when she was a kid. the magic of friendship probably helped with that tho

APPLEJACK'S PARENTS DEATH SOLVED: Applejack is ODDLY prepared to encounter a chimera. Plus for some reason they HAVE to make those pie deliveries. My guess is her parents were killed by one making that same delivery, likely a contractual obligation. In that same episode there's also an emphasis on aj's protectiveness over apple bloom for seemingly no reason. Who also almost dies at the hands of a chimera.

Applejack tried living in the city as a sort of grief response to her parents' death. i think ill try doing a whole character analysis on her another day.

Applejack "cries on the inside" among other things as part of being suddenly forced to grow up after her parents' deaths, especially with apple bloom now in the picture

Big macintosh bisexual + polyamorous + genderfluid combo (that last one was a new development from 5 mins ago)

Hey remember Lullaby for a Princess? Now remember the season 4 premiere, when we got to see princess luna's banishment? Yeah no that didnt happen. that was the kid-friendly version. The REAL version was the Lullaby for a Princess sequence

Starlight sooo had something going on with Double diamond at some point. they might have dated. they might have fucked. who knows!

Rainbow dash is Literally a 🌈Rainbow Baby🌈. ill see myself out (no but srsly think about it) (also im not poking fun at ppl who struggle w infertility, my heart goes out to yall)

Discord might just be demisexual. shout out ace community !!

Aroace Princess Luna. Shoutout aroace community 2x

Genderqueer Scootaloo

Braeburn is GAY

Soarin is GAY

And finally: g5 isnt real it cant hurt you

[ochitea]

i love your ocs, i think my fav is lucia :) what is some of your fav parts about each of your ocs?🤔 i know its a lot to ask, but im curious for most of the primary folder.. 😅

o wow that is a very tall order bc there are 18 profiles in that folder (20 ocs in total bc prudence got multiple ocs), n half of em are hidden unless u got a toyhouse account. a lot of em dont even have up-to-date info T0TTT

but i did all of em in order so have fun reading all of this shit

lucy - this one is hard,, the fact that he's so unapologetically self-indulgent? a certified bastard n slut? w/ so much hidden angst bc of his past selves?? he's just so flexible. also tits.

alura - the fact that shes the polar opposite of lucy. she's just so endearing to me bc she has so much of myself, much like lucy. u go girl give us ur lack of confidence

hana - she just carries a lot of my anger n inner self, so she means a lot to me in that regard. also her story parallels farris's story n i find that interesting. havent gotten the chance to rlly explore it tho

lucia - she wants love but she doesnt know how to love- n she got another chance in life when she finds it hard to keep living. makes me feel for her T0T

scarlet rose - its fun to think abt her being so stupidly chaotic bc she's just too op. also i like to make her death be so mysterious heheh

farris - he's also stupidly op, tho its bc he is god's fav mortal. its honestly impressive how much shit he managed to pull off. hes also just fun to think abt along w/ the other angels bc he's such a lil shit

elemiah - tbh i like how sick n twisted his love for lord death is. it makes me sick in my stomach every time i think abt it (esp that one comic ugh)

weatta - smth abt her is weirdly adorable for some reason. is it her design? or is it bc she's such a sad n pathetic wet cat? she's also fun to think abt bc of how crazy n stupid she can be. fucker doesnt know what chill is

ina - she's just so tragic,,, she didnt even get to live her life, dying so young n all. makes my heart ache.

snow - tbh idk what to do w/ her so she got nothing, but she's literally my first oc. its hard not to be attached to her

ember - hana's bully who becomes her one n only true friend. i need to develop her man she doesnt even have a finished design T0TTT

sylvain - i like how surprisingly chaotic he can be, despite his cute outer demeanor. but he also tries his best to help others, even to those who may not be so friendly ahemaureliusahem

aurelius - both his parents died n he doesnt even know that- n he grew up to be a weapon but hes doing his best to live n learn to be human n auuughhhhhh T0TTT

yuki - hot vampire demon lady. red flags galore. also tits.

iris - i just rlly like her wholesomeness, esp in contrast w/ her aspiring to be a pole-dancer (usually seen as a provocative activity) n being attached to the biggest fuckign slut. plus her backstory n the fact that she's now living a better life? tis heartwarming -w- also trans

poor guy - he's just so nice to everyone despite his bad luck n looking like the big scary goatman. also heh its funny to think that he gets involved in so much angel/deity shit despite being a regular ass guy (bc aint no way u can avoid alura's shit when u got a huge crush on her)

ellipsis - tbh im still developing her uhhhhhhhhh i like how she's the most normal one in her group lol shes doing her best

nighty - he lost his whole ass family man. just bc ppl thought they were demons. n yet he's just so goofy despite it all. also being a werebeast gives him cool powers. if i just think abt him for once, he might be interesting to explore.

damien - his contrast of being so nice n silly, but is also the most distrustful one in the trio.

chiara - just the thought of her being so conflicted w/ herself. her regrets constantly eating away at her bc she could've saved her partners!! n yet ppl see her as this strong, dependable, n confident woman. sry chiara ur story doesnt get much better i wanna see u suffer

[eternallybri]

Here’s season 2, Episode 2 “The book of Accountability”

First things first, I’m watching as much as I can before falling asleep. I’ll try to keep things as coherent as possible.

• I thought they were all friends with Miranda anyways? This whole “we haven’t talked into two years” screams bs

• Well Miranda, how does it feel, knowing Whitney is the only one that believes you? We’ve all seen want she’s like.

• idk this is not a convo Taylor and Miranda need to start in front of the group

• swing in the weekend is okay, but telling your swing partner you had a sex dream about this isn’t okay 😂 girl are we swinging or not. More like are we sinning or not, I’m sorry

• so Taylor apologize for not telling Miranda right away. But Miranda didn’t apologize for for lying and doing a smear campaign

• Taylor, Maci and Layla looks so good during this happy hour scene 🥰

• I agree with Jessi, but also isn’t your business so respectfully stfu

• Layla’s skirt in the shopping scene 😮‍💨

• JEN STAND UP OMG

• Hulu idgaf about “dadtok”

• “I feel for my son” coparenting is probably the healthiest way for this kid to be raised. Also, I don’t like the way he’s kind of shading coparenting being as Taylor coparents her older kids. 

• why has this mfer cried more on my screen than I have this year so far

• i’m so uninterested with this whole scene with the men

• honestly what a most shocked about this season is how they were able to get drone shots of the church. I can’t believe they allowed them to get so close

• lord have mercy everytime there’s a zoom on their eyes it makes me uncomfortable

• “the language scares me” bffr

• I don’t know if I can finish the season if he’s gonna be talking all the time. Seriously did he sound like this last season? He sounds so nasally. 

• I hope the parents at least told Taylor that they invited D*kota

• I really dislike Taylor’s mom. I just don’t understand the thought process on loving ppl more than your kids

• I take that back I HATE Taylor’s whole family (maybe not her sister, jury is out)

• I don’t think Taylor’s ever going to heal unless she gets out of Mormonism

• notice how he’s defending himself to her parents and not her

• I have nothing positive to say about this whole dinner interaction

• okay we love her sister bc she’s the only voice of reason

• Jen and Z*c are both narcissistic, full stop. 

• she hid it really well during the first season, but it seem to be coming out right now

• oh, he actually suggest a great idea. Color me impressed

• nope nope nope, this is a Halloween party not chippendales 

• thank you Demi for the family tree of hook ups

• Jessi planning the party on Whitney’s induction date is so real

• the houses in Utah are so nice, but I’m scared of Mormon culture lol

• Yes Demi clock her 🤏🏾 no one forced her to tell you the marital problems or show the text messages

• I’m going to bang my head off the wall, wtf is going on

• why are Jen’s shoes on the couch 😐

•Jen babe, why are we being up Italy when the conversation is about you and Z*c telling different sides of the story

• I take back my prior state, I understand why Jessi is “scared of the language”

• the way, he doesn’t share his opinions he’d be a great politician (derogatory)

• please not both couples about to Ben Affleck and J Lo 

• please the last thing I expected was to see one of them dressed as a f1 driver 😭😭

• my brain cannot keep up with who is hooking up/dated/exes/friends there’s too many ppl

• I don’t like Z*c but him standing close to her Chase and D*kota’s convo is so real

• mind you this is a Halloween party and we’re using it as therapy and to tell sides of the story

•”say that right there” get the fuck off my screen

• “do you know how awkward this is for me” no one cares 😐

• Mikayla’s face 😭 Layla girl you described itlike they’re having a foursome

• the difference between upstairs and downstairs 😭

• Chase’s gf is really giving Hailey Bieber right now😭 but also there’s no way she didn’t think this would happen

• if they came for a noise complaint it just doesn’t make sense in my mind. Her house looks far enough away from the rest of them that yelling inside shouldn’t be a problem. 

[thefloatingwriter]

heyyy sobc you do have cabin 10 in your bio and im asumming that makes you my fellow pjo fan (cabin 6 girlie here)

I hage some hcs that noome wants nor asked for but i have too much enerjy and need to share it anyways

(Both PJO and THGS)

Hheehhehehehe 👹👹👹

So for starters im hyperflexable so i can make my arm look broken, i can make a perfect 90* angle woth all my fingers (but jst like the tops), and i can also do a full on scorpian strech-

So i do have some hcs involving this

-Nico is hyperfexable,

When him and bianca were growing up Nico

Would sometimes be like 'bianca bianca look!' And then do a full on sqorpian strech AT LIKE 3 AM and bianca would see this and be like

"NICO WHAT THE F-"

Bc its way to early for her to ve dealibg with this

👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

-Nextly Nico jst crawels under ppls bed for the fun of it-

Like theirs no reason for it, he does it for the giggles and to scare ppls

(Poor bianca-)

-nico makes his arm look broken to freak out ppl bc he thinks its funny 🙄

(I do that tho-)

Kk

Imma try to get everything out

So nextly

WIRESS AND BEETEE ARE ACE AND HAVE TWO CATS

LIKE TWO CATS

ONE IS A GINGER CAT AND THE OTHER IS A CALECO CAT BC YAS💅💅

Beetee and wiress have like a 1ish year agegap

Wiress works in tge factorys in district 3

While beetees on the rcher side of three-

They met on a clase feildtrip to thefavtorys

Nextly

Beetee won the 45th games when he was 15, the arena was a waterland type arena

Wiress won the 49th games when she was 18

She did end up k!lling a few people, using her wits ovi-

The arena was an abandoned factory, since wiress worked in one she knew all the were abouts and everyrhing

beetees favriote color is likr navy blue

And wiress claims she doesnt have a favriote color

(Its a greyish blue bc it reminds her of beetee)

Back to pjo

Nivo and annabeth are bffs

(WE DO NOT SHIP, THEIR SIBLINGS IN MY MIND + NICOS GAY)

(Annabeth kinda takes n8co under her wing and tgey became good friends)

Percabeth and Solangelo go on double dates offen

Both nico and annabeth are introverted so will and percy drags them both out to do stuff

Nico and Annabeth will rant to eachover about their hyperfizations

(This is something me and my little brother do lol-)

Leahbeth is Annabeth ofc

Solangelo and percabeth are the adorablest i swear

(Along with weetee ofc)

Annabeths favriote color is grey (its also my favriote color-)

Percys favriote color is ocean blue

Nivos favriote colors are black and like a dark green

Wills favriotr color is yellow ovi-

Oh also reyna is aroace

Back to thgs

Katniss alwats vists Rue's grave every momth and brings her flowers (thr same one she covered her in when she died)

Katniss always vists prims grave and leaves primroses on tbe grave

Katniss and Peetas daughter is named after Rue and Prim

Eventually when the two die they get graves right next to eachover,

(Rue and Prim's graves are nearbye)

Beetee alwasy brings flowrts to wiress's grave

Hes a grumpy old man but ends up detacating his life to teaching little kids and making the world a better place bc thats what wiress always wanted to do...

He achives everytjing on wiress's buket list for her (very up-esqu)

Anyays sorry for the hc dump byee

this entire ask felt like a rollercoaster in the best way possible ngl. love the idea of nico being hyperflexable. the thought of him scaring people through that is totally something he would do. bianca would definitely be freaked out by that lol.

i like seeing people hc bee and wire as ace. i don’t personally hc it, but i understand it! i see wiress as a cat person and beetee as a dog person. wiress had three cats before she won and the first victor from Three has wayy too many cats, so beetee is just surrounded at all times. in my mind beetee and wiress have a nine year age gap. wiress grew up on the richer side of D3 (a city named stepanov) and beetee grew up in the poorer areas (area called the stills).

they met because he was her mentor. he won the 40th when he was nineteen (kill count of nine) and wiress won the 48th when she was eighteen (kill count of five). beetee’s arena is really hard to explain and i went into far more detail in my fic about him, but it’s a rainforest. wiress had a natural arena that i haven’t completely fleshed out yet. agree with beetee’s favorite color being blue!! to me, wiress’ is lilac.

like the idea of nico and annabeth being good friends!! i don’t think we see that enough. you taking inspiration from things your brother and you do is really sweet!! agree with the favorite colors for pjo and reyna being aroace.

i like the idea that katniss visits rue and prim’s graves and leaves flowers on them, that’s very sweet <3 i’ve always loved the idea that peeta and katniss’ daughter is named willow, but i like the rue + prim idea too!!

like the idea that beetee leaves flowers for wiress. i think that’s nice 💗

thank you for the ask!!

[my-castles-crumbling]

Anon Advice Asks - May 11

Reg kin anon, pg anon, th anon (new), mirrorball anon (new), bio anon (new), sentiment anon (new)

Reg kin anon

hi cas, reg kin anon here ♡

i realised i didnt mention any update about the guy i thought i liked at the start of the year/end of last year, oops 😂 well, it turned out uhhhhhhh

we had a conversation in... january, i think? maybe february, about how we felt. he said he wasnt ready for a relationship yet (honestly fair, he had a rough breakup when i first met him last year) but that if i was willing to wait a few months then he'd reevaluate (looking back, RED FLAG) which i was fine with, bc relationships scare me too ahaha

and then not even a month later he was flirting harder?? he took me on a date which was really nice tbh and we watched a couple films and he started watching my favourite childhood tv show w me and it was really very nice

and then only AFTER like a month or two of a sort of situationship(? idk if thats the right word, bc i realise thats usually used for more sexual relationships, but i aint into that, it was just kissing/cuddling/staying in for dates) he was still telling people he was VERY STRAIGHT. to remind, i am genderqueer/fluid and OUT TO PPL AT UNI. sooooo yeah he saw me as a girl just because im afab and present somewhat fem like 60% of the time.

so. love that for me 🫠 its now NOT happening, bc im not about to shove myself back into the closet for a guy. he was also giving me the ick for a while in between starting to "date" and then for no reason i could figure out and the feelings have vanished 🎉

on a better note! i opened up to some of my friends about my mother, finally. it genuinely felt so good and freeing to talk about it openly and not feel judged. especially bc i actually had a proper breakdown and sobbing session and they were so, so kind about it all. its so crazy to me to imagine having friends like that because i had literally noone before uni aside from one "friend" (it was more of a 'people hate you, people hate me, lets not hate each other' sort of bond) but now im realising i actually genuinely do have people who care about me and love me and want to support me, and more importantly theyre people who i care about and love and trust too, which i also thought id never find

soooo yay! little reg kin is growin up and finding their place in the world ♡♡

Hi!

Ew yeah that guy sounds like a red flag. Nobody is worth going back into the closet for. You deserve someone who respects your identity <3

But that's so amazing that you have some supportive friends! I know you've been struggling so much with things with your mom, and I'm so glad you have people to talk to about it. It's been wonderful to hear about you grow over this year, and to hear about how you've been able to develop your own support system. You truly deserve it <3

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PG anon

Ask 1:

For glasses- what about the dollar store or something? Is that a thing near you?

For the fainting...um yeah I'd be concerned. I know it's hard but I'd continue pushing it. Fainting isn't normal...

For C- I'm glad adults know. You shouldn't have to deal with that alone.

How did the GSCEs go? Remember, you deserve recognition and love, whether you're getting it or not <3

And OMG how was prom?

Ask 2:

Exams- I'm glad things seem to be going well! I believe in you, and I know the self-doubt sucks, but I kno you'll do amazing <3

Friends- That's so frustrating because like you said, it's understandable, and there's not much you can do. Have you tried asking your friends to 'body double' over the phone? I do that with friends sometimes, where we're on the phone, but we don't talk and we're both doing whatever we need to do- studying, writing, doing chores, etc. It gives the feeling of not being alone, but you're still being responsible. Maybe that could be a good compromise?

Cancer- <3 <3 <3

Coming out- Remember that you don't owe anyone that information. Do it on your own time, when you're ready. It's okay to take your time! Don't pressure yourself <3

Your past- I think if your past isn't affecting your relationship with your bf now, then you shouldn't pressure yourself to tell them that until you're ready. It's okay to take your time opening up to someone. Your bf cares about you for you as you are NOW <3

Sending you so much love <3

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th anon

Hii I don't usually do anons but I just wanted to ask you for help on something.

Basically I "broke up" with my best friend 6 months ago (I'll call her TH) and it's not like we were friends for a long time, but it was 3 years of my life.

But anyways when we stopped talking, I don't know, I felt... hurt but more than that, though. Because I vividly recall how heartbroken I felt when I realised she was purposely ignoring me (it was the week before Christmas break back in november and we were sitting next to each other TH was obviously ignoring me bc all she did was stare at the computer. Doing nothing, mind you. I tried to start a conversation but i had a feeling she wasn't in the mood. Then when the bell rang she got up and left the room not even sparing me glance.) I hate to admit it literally made me spiral to the point I cried after school for like 2 weeks straight 😭 oh my god, I feel embarrassed just typing that. But seriously even my brother left me alone when he saw how upset I was.

And even after that I cried on and off. I've written pages of poetry about this (which is the curse of having the ability to write and feel clearly) but I still can't seem to move on especially because we're in the same friend group. I have to see her every. Single. Day.

I hate how awkward it is between us because I really cared for her. I loved her so much omg but now she doesn't even look at me. And one thing about me is that I hate to be ignored it's probably one of the only ways to convince me to let go of someone even if i love them. Like I was sooo close to her but the moment she started ignoring I left it alone. I slightly regret it now though because what if I had just plucked up the courage to fight for our friendship and confronted her? (Although I did ask her if there was smth wrong after the Christmas break which was probably too late to ask that but God I was such a coward.)

I know it's too late to fix it. But I guess I just want reassurance that I didn't make one of the biggest mistakes of my life because I was too focused on winning an invisible competition of who cares the least.

I'm so sorry if this puts any pressure on you that's not what I intend I'm kinda just typing whatever I'm feeling rn. Ahhhajajzj this is making me realise I'm so not over it. Shit. 😭

(worst part about this is that I can't tell if this is romantic or platonic heartbreak)

Anyway I hope this made sense!

Side note: I just started your fic that has trans!regulus and I love your writing sm <33

Hi!

Honestly from this, it sounds like SHE did you dirty here. Like she just ignored you with no explanation? That's shit. You deserve a reason as to why she decided to drop you all of a sudden. If it was me, I'd be pissed.

I think if this every happens to you again, the only thing you could do different is ask for an explanation. But she definitely is the one in the wrong and you absolutely have a right to be upset about this.

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mirrorball anon

I’m sad Cas ):

I lost two people I would’ve considered my best friends 3 months ago

in the span of a month

and it’s because they did shitty things, they really did

but I feel guilty and paranoid and like it’s my fault or I caused it and did something wrong

it’s just a really shitty time

-🪩

Hi! I already have an evermore anon so I hope this name is okay!

People doing shitty things to you isn't your fault, and you did nothing wrong. You deserve SO much better, and I really hope you get friends who show you that. I'm sending you so much love <3

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bio anon

just had to take my pronouns out of my bio on instagram because of my new job (i’m scared of someone seeing because i’m not in a very queer safe environment at work) and i tried putting in more “normal ones” but it sat so uneasy with me i just couldn’t. it felt like such a lie.

please tell me this isn’t weird

Hi <3

This isn't weird at all, but it's not fair to you either. I definitely think you should do what makes you feel safe, but I'm so sorry you're in a situation where you even have to think about this. You deserve to be open about your identity and feel safe about doing so. I hope that happens for you someday <3

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sentiment anon

My dad keeps making comments about me... (Redacted)

Hi <3 This is COMPLETELY inappropriate. Do you have a trusted adult you can tell about this? Like...I can't even stress how inappropriate this is, and you shouldn't have to deal with it. Please lmk if you're able to tell an adult!

[dreamdripdistance]

made a ship chart for my fave freaks - rambles abt it under the cut smiles grins

- tsukasa is like. the one of maybe two openly gay people in your highschool and Knew early on that he only liked guys, where as akito i could see as either gay or bi, but tbf i dont think he gives a shit #marriedtothegrind

- everyone hears about the relationship from tsukasa but Noone believes it, it takes akito accidentally mentioning them going on a date for the rest of their friends to be like. wait for REAL? the news spreads like wildfire

- akito fell first and fell hard. cringe! tsukasa probably heard someone homophobic-ly joke about them dating after they kept having lunch together and was like "HAH HAH HAH thats crazy.... or is it...?"

- it takes them a while to get used to being a bit more up close and personal with it, but once they do they tend to give and take affection pretty equally - tsukasa tends to sprawl when they nap together so does that make him the big spoon...?

- every day akito wakes up to like three paragraphs of a good morning text and it makes him simultaneously shrivel up and also kick his legs n blush n shit. an sees one of the texts and makes fun of him for like a week straight

- tsukasa goes all in on the crazy romantic gestures both because he believes akito deserves the princely treatment but also feels like hes Supposed to do that in a relationship a la plays and musicals - he eventually settles and gets more comfortable with the idea of a everyday romance and enjoys it even more (still does crazy bs sometimes for funsies tho!)

- hc that tsukasa had like a 1 week (okay maybe like 5 days) long middle school relationship, probably in the middle of his gay realisation too lol. hes also kissed before, though only on stage. hes probably (platonically, Professionally) kissed almost everyone in wansho except nene lol

- akito tho, he honestly wouldntve even bothered with dating bc he was too busy Attaining His Goals tm. only now when hes more secure in his place in vbs does he think about it so hes still a bit behind, but honestly, not by much when compared to tsukasa

- i think the flood gates would open for akito (in terms of falling first) when tsukasa would talk about saki in response to akito mentioning ena, talking about his role as a big brother and how ena would feel the same way. as annoying akito thinks tsukasa is, tsukasa talking genuinely about something like this would probably strike a chord with him

- a lot of people (read: classmates, ppl who dont know tsukasa especially) thought they wouldnt really last very long - they only saw their loud silly antics and boke/tsukomi dynamic but they probably last for a good while. they end up having a very strong understanding of eachother and are both fiercely motivated and know what its like to have their goals feel unattainable. eventually akito starts getting what touya meant whenever he'd talk about tsukasa when they were kids, much to his dismay

- though, at some point i think they Do break up for practical reasons. honestly its the hardest for kohane to deal with because shes like. can i still go to pxl and watch him perform or do i have to be a Bro for akito

- THEYRE ALSO DUMB AS ROCKS AND I LOVE PROBLEMS !!!!!! THEIR LOVE LANGUAGE IS STUPIDITY, THEYRE A WALKING COMEDY ACT AHHHHGGHGGHHHHH THIS WHOLE THING HAS BEEN VAGUELY SERIOUS BUT AT AKIKASAS CORE THE SILLYNESS IS OF MOST IMPORTANCE!!!!!!!!

- outside of tsukasas senpai/dear kouhai schtick i think akito would really interest him and tsukasa would really value his opinion and input on his art - seeing how meticulous and dedicated he is to his own music! akito lives in a completely different artistic world to him and i think he would be a really good anchor to reality that tsukasa kind of needs (even if he doesnt realise he does)

akikasa sweep i hate these orange creamsicle motherfuckers

[2d-beefcakes-my-beloveds]

OC Marina Grayson

As a young man, Orm fell in love with a marine researcher. When she didn't return the next year with the pod of dolphins she was studying, he assumed she had been killed over their relationship bc it's something his father would've done. When he finds out it's actually bc he's a father and small children aren't allowed on research vessels, he peacefully abdicates the throne to his brother so he can marry the love of his life and raise his daughter in Gotham. Since he has the wealth of the ocean at his disposal, he purchases the local aquarium so they can still do marine research and start sharing some Atlantean knowledge with the surface world in order to help environmental awareness.

(HC for all Atlanteans) Atlanteans have scales they can display at will, and coloring is indicative of familial line. They also have facial markings when underwater and generally the bolder the better; more fierce and therefore beautiful. Orm inherited a Siren's Voice from his mother, and Marina was able to prove her ancestry with her Royal Gold scales and the incredibly rare Siren's Voice. Her facial markings look similar to a goth egirl, and are considered the height of Atlantean beauty. When she does her makeup on land she mostly just adds back her natural features, though the specific colors and shaping might vary a little. Dick is considered kinda ugly in Atlantis without the domino mask.

Because of her vocal ability, she had to visit Atlantis fairly often for training in control and as a backup heir to the throne. She was trained in traditional combat using a trident, but she's never felt right with the thought of ever needing to use it to take a life. The Atlantean public loves their kind and gentle surface princess, but the other court families think she's too free spirited and want to push their sons on her to keep the Voice within Atlantis.

She was Dick's classmate and acquaintances at the very least until she saved him from drowning in Gotham Harbor when they were 11. She dived in to rescue Robin, and was shocked to hear her classmate's voice thanking her. She paired up with Dick on their next school project so she could have an excuse to visit the Manor. She then confesses to Dick, Bruce, and Alfred to having figured out their secret, and tells them about her being Atlantean to show she's not intentionally a threat.

She and Dick become good friends after this since they can talk about their secret lives, and she joins the original Teen Titans when they form. She wrote the choreography for the team's lip-sync and dance videos for their official YouTube channel since, as younger millennials, they were some of the first heroes to publicly goof off on the internet in costume.

At one point during a school dance, she slapped her own date for calling her best friend a "dirty gypsy." There was a month or so when they were 15 where Dick did date Starfire, but there's no hard feelings or jealousy from it.

In high school, she was a competitive diver and worked at the aquarium as a mermaid in the shark exhibit in her spare time. She picked up air ribbon acrobatics as well because it's the closest thing she can do on land that feels like being underwater.

I'm undecided as of yet how they started dating, but Dick proposed with his mother's necklace. Some Romani vistas (I've heard) use coin necklaces, so I think he'd use his mom's the same way ppl use heirloom rings. It amuses Wally to no end that Circus Boy has a royal title and his favorite teasing nickname is "Your Highness."

Marina quit being a vigilante as they got older because it was getting harder to pull her punches as she got stronger. She recognized that it would be devastating for Surface-Atlantean relations if either the Princess or a representative hero killed someone even on accident, so stepped back to be a more supportive role as Surface Ambassador and post patrol medical assistance. Most of her work as Surface Ambassador involves negotiating ocean cleanup and environmental improvements on a governmental level with the various world powers.

She absolutely does not want to inherit the Atlantean throne. She despised her tenure as Regent while Arthur was dead before he was brought back to life in Darkest Night, and gave the throne back the very next day so she could go home.

While Bruce was stuck in the time stream, she was fully on board with Dick over legally adopting Damian. Sometimes he'll actually call her Ummi since she's more affectionate than Talia, especially when he's overtired. She does eventually adopt him under Atlantean law by challenging Talia for Mother's Rights. Since their fight was underwater due to Atlantean rules and Talia wanting whatever's best for her son, Marina wins and Damian is technically royalty as well now too. She's not even mad that Talia let her win, and gains a new respect for her as a mother who's willing to let her child go for a healthier upbringing than she could give.

When at home or for some semblance of privacy in public, Dick and Marina speak a blend of English and as much Romani as Dick can remember. Sometimes they'll include some Atlantean for extra security in public, but as English is Marina's first language they don't usually bother.

In the public eye on the surface, Dick is considered the trophy husband with a day job as a detective. He kinda loves their visits to Atlantis bc he's actually taken seriously as Dick Grayson without his pretty privilege. He can actually be his fully intelligent self there without the Atlantean public being shocked that he has more than a single brain cell.

Marina fully encourages sibling shenanigans amount the younger Batfam. She and Dick used to prank Bruce after all, and it's good and healthy bonding for them.

Jason is the adorable little brother who was taken too soon and came back angry yet still just as loved. She's kinda neutral about Tim but fully supports his tinkering and pranking shenanigans, and he likes her coffee more than Alfred's. Unfortunately I haven't known about most of the rest of the younger members long enough to have any relationship specifics in mind, but she's kinda like the cool auntie to all of them who will absolutely provide mischief supplies and assistance. No questions asked, just immediate "here you go I didn't see or hear anything."

[indi-k]

Tyler is a HUGE RED FLAG

(i already posted this in the wenclair community but im posting this on my main blog too bc i wanna see it there aswell and I DO NOT KNOW HOW TUMBLR WORKS)

Ok, so I don't find ENOUGH ppl talking about how INCREDIBLY CREEPY Tyler is to Wednesday in Ep 7 and I've already ranted like a madman to ANYONE who has come within five feet about this in the past few months.

Needless to say i have a LOT of thoughts.

First off, When Tyler brigs up the topic of rescheduling their date, Wednesday is caught off guard, like VISIBLY off guard. She then brings up two VERY VALID POINTS as to why she can't go or hasn't talked with tyler about it.

Tyler then CUTS HER OFF saying AND I QUOTE "Hey, no excuses, Figure after what happened after last time, you owe me." so not only did this man just call Wednesday's reasons for not being able to go, (a HOMOCIDAL MONSTER and her FELON UNCLE) "excuses" he also believes that Wednesday OWES HIM a DATE.

if it isn't obvious (at least not to tyler) YOU DO NOT OWE ANYONE ANYTHING!!! Regardless of romantic interest or guilt or WHATEVER. people in relationships don't OWE each other their time.

Dating someone shouldn't be out of obligation, it should be done out of mutual interest and willingness to spend time together.

Basically if someone you're interested in says they cant make it to a date you don't say they OWE YOU. LOOKIN AT YOU TYLER GALPIN!

Anyway, Wednesday then tells Tyler "I cant sneak off of campus, all eyes are on me." Its important to remember that if she's caught out, she could be EXPELLED but also, when has Wednesday Addams EVER been afraid of RULE BREAKING or getting CAUGHT, she is literally harboring a FUGITIVE on school grounds currently. All I'm sayin is if she REALLY wanted to go, she would.

SOMEHOW Tyler doesn't pickup on these very OBVIOUS HINTS and presses on, telling Wednesday that he'll come to her. Again, pretty creepy because Wednesday has done everything except explicitly saying 'No" and he is STILL pushing for her to go with him.

So why didn't she just shut down tyler? Wednesday has no real trouble voicing her thoughts with little care as to what others think, so why didn't she just say no?

this could be overthinking BUT everyone has their limit, even Wednesday. Her best friend just left her after a huge fight, her only other friend has been hospitalized for reasons that Wednesday blames herself for, and Xavier just told her that there's nothing to like about her. She probably feels isolated and unwanted, Addams or not everyone needs a friend.

TLDR: Tyler sucks and Fester should have put him in the Romanian sleeper hold. also ENID SINCLAIR WOULD NEVERRRR

[angy-grrr]

Yeah bkdk wouldnt be dead in the fandom. But it would be dead in the canon story. And at that point, if you make izch canon it would open door to the canonization of other stuff. Who is ti say Bones would not push for it?

I think you are jumping into conclusions…? The manga ended without them being canon. Let’s start by that, we can’t assume all of that when they didn’t get together in the first place. Sure, the extras could imply something, but their arc ended pretty well on its own and felt pretty closed, he can leave it like that and it would make sense for the story; there’s no reason to actually 100% believe they’ll be canon, bkdk dies as a romantic pair in the manga and every straight ship becomes part of the canon world of the anime no matter how nonsensical it is. Who is to say Bones would not push for it? I’m nobody to say anything, but I sure talk a lot -if Bones cares about making money, they will just keep focusing on the action part. I’ll use an example ppl loveeee to bring up when discussing extra straight content post canon: nar//uto. Ppl in the west went crazy when he got married and had a child with Hinata at the end of the manga, and while not all of the original target audiences liked it, many did bc naru//hina was the most popular ship in Japan according to popularity ship polls, along with sasu///saku. As a series, Nar//uto used lots of fan service for the anime adaptation, including some kisses between the two male leads besides the original manga one if I remember correctly, but it was always as a funny gag. We won’t know if the mangaka wanted to make them super close friends or lovers or a third thing, but we know ppl there loved those straight ships. from a marketing point of view, now it makes no sense to add romance into a pair that doesn’t need it anymore.

idk if horikoshi will add it, or ask them to do it, or admit he wanted to do it but “didn’t have time for it”… but I know Bones added extra content probably bc they thought they needed to compensate from the lack of romantic content in the manga, and for the last seasons have kept pretty loyal to the source material and even cut some scenes which were interpreted as “omg izu///ocha moment” in the manga for some (I’m not talking about fans liking that moment and feeling excited, it’s more about those ppl who claimed every time they interacted “bkdk is dead, we won!!”)

Also jokes on you who would actually date those freaks, they would emotionally cheat on them all the time accidentally -and I know Kacchan, he is NOT getting married and less to a woman.

[fictionkinfessions]

I feel like ppl r gonna attack me for saying this so im starting off with. Im not saying dont ship it. Please I am not. I am just tired and need to scream.

Anyway.

I feel like I am the only Vox out there who fucking HATES Valentino. And I cant fucking yell about it anywhere bc theres always other kins who had the ship, or nonkin friends are fixated on it and dont like my "interpritation" of Vox ect ect- Like. Okay yes yes he was a business partner. YES we slept together sometimes but FUCK I didnt LIKE HIM. I get it I get it, our canon selves are canotically on and off unofficial dating ect ect. I dont CARE. that dumb ass moth was ANNOYING and drove me INSANE. Hes LUCKY he brought in good business and money. Because I did NOT want to deal with him.

I fucking HATE that that fucking BRAT got so attached to me and would only calm down if I entertained his tantrums. I HATED EVERY SECOND OF IT. and I am TIRED of being surrounded by it.

If he wasnt so whiny he wouldve been tolerable but no no he acted like a giant fucking toddler who needed everything to go his way and he didnt fucking CARE how anyone else thought about it. His feelings were always number one. I cared about him at first- and even through it all I still wanted to be normal friends with him- but he was so fucking. BRATTY. and annoying and entitled- fucking. GOD.

Putting up with Valentino was my own personalized Hell.

Velvette you were my favorite oh my GOD you were my favorite, I miss you girlie. You actually acTED LIKE A DAMN ADULT. You'd think someone running hells entire porn industry would be able to act his age buuut apparently even thats too much grace for Valen-fucking-tino.

~A very very very tired Vox 🕯♟

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[antxnous]

i need to hear your sallowgraham headcanons you are aware of this, correct?

well,, if u insist… ☝️😋

I have a feeing htis will be long winded and annoying so it’s all under here…

Pre-Legion stuff:

- Josh is a recent orphan and in Ed’s head his mom is practically dead (I hc she is lowkey a lil nuts) and they bond over this initially😙

-they’re both fucking losers. ppl in New Canaan think Joshua is weird and while Ed can make friends he’s like that one bully-friend we all had at some point where u eventually are like wait this guy sucks and u part ways. Joshua doesn’t bend to his bullying and that interests him, and Edward’s interest is exciting to Joshua.

-In my hc, Joshua’s dad was a trader and it’s why Joshua is so proficient in dialects and languages. His dad gave him a copy of Caesar’s Commentarii to practice Latin. When he’s trying to make friends with Edward at first, he offers to let him read it and this is how Ed gets the book hehe

-Bc they’re young men and young men are Like That, I think they fought a lot, verbally and physically. It was Bill’s hand that extended the offer to have Joshua translate and Joshua saw it as a sign from God to be useful and accepted without thinking about how fucking annoying Edward can be.

(Bill headcanon interjection moment, but he was 100% the only thing keeping them from both feeding off each other’s violence and ideas. When he’s gone is when the legion rly explodes, but also they get along MUCH better. Mask drop time??)

-Toward the end of the expedition, before getting to the Blackfoot, Joshua totally begged Edward to at least walk back with him to New Canaan before he went back to California and Edward was like “ok (ew)”

-… so when they created the legion and Josh saw that they’d continue doing this to other tribes as they pushed into Utah, he begged Edward to leave New Canaan alone and Edward was like “ew, but ok”

-Joshua’s clothes r fucked up, sewn together and patched like nothing else. Edward gives him his clothes to wear so he doesn’t look like such a rag doll.

Legion stuff:

-The crosses and crucifixions were Edward’s idea, the razing and heads-on-spikes-warnings were Josh’s ideas.

-Cringe aside joshua totally sees their relationship as a union, Ed’s been his only partner and they share a tent wayyy late into the Legion, even when they don’t have to. I dunno if Ed sees it the same way, but I think he’s just comfortable with what he has, and is probably aware Joshua sees it that way and feels it gives him an angle over him.

-In the earlier days, they would scavenge books for each other and spend nights reading them together 💔 their dates would include bookclub, hunting, hiking, and watching arena fights💔

-While Joshy-poo is a survivalist in my head, Edward is v educated and has (had?) a good background in anatomy from his studies and a few medical stuff Bill taught him when they left California. Joshua can make tea and healing powder, but Ed’s gonna throw pills at his head either way.

-I love an albino vulpes hc. Joshua wanted that thing DESTROYED, but Edward was like 💔 it’s a thing. and nearly tried to convince Joshua he could be their diversity hire son. But that was too gay.

-Every region they went thru, Joshua reimagined a homestead there instead of camps. He’ll always want his tradwife ranch.

-THEY BOTH WORE VESTS 💔 until Ed got too big for his

Post-Legion/Hoover Dam

-Ed shaved his head before Joshua was supposed to head for the Dam. Joshua usually cut his hair so he thought it was odd.

-A week before, Ed pestered Joshua about making sure he was going to take the Dam and Joshua was ofc very sure he was, he’s never lost before. He made up his mind already that if Josh lost he’d have to kill him, and even suggested he wait and strategise further, but Joshua insisted it was fine. Ed was already drafting letters to Lanius in case.

-After the Dam loss, Ed didn’t kill Josh immediately. He acted like nothing was wrong because he was struggling to go thru with it. Ed was just going to throw him down the Grand Canyon, but wanted him GONE, and ordered the pitch last minute. and they totally slept together beforehand

-Josh tried to climb back up the canyon at first hehe half confused, half angry.

-Ed’s decision to decimate New Canaan was 100% because of the promise he made Joshua before.

-Joshua leaves taunting messages on the bodies of the Frumentarii sent to kill him <3 love letters

-Edward couldn’t stand to be around cooked meat and open flame for a few weeks after Josh’s burn. #vegetarian

-Joshua and Edward both have recurring nightmares about that night for separate reasons.

nsfw hc?? I fear I’m too shy to share those. josh was a total submissive the first few years and then eventually they both got used to the power and control of their roles and sex became a dominating hate thing between them that they enjoyed but eventually it devolved into giving each other the laziest hj and bj youve ever seen

Hiiiii byeeeee love u