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The batfam playing 2 truths and a lie

Tim: I stalked Batman for years, my eyes are green, and Ra's al Ghul has my spleen in a jar somewhere.

The rest of the batfam:

Dick: ...your eyes are blue.

Damian, muttering to himself: so that was Drake's spleen. Interesting.

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Clark: Never have I ever been handcuffed.

Bruce: *drinks*

Clark: You’ve been arrested?

Bruce: That wasn’t the question.

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There’s likely a moment that Bruce fully trusted and relaxed with Clark - when the world wasn’t ending for once - and if that moment had video game noises they would have both heard a ding:

‘Achievement unlocked: Kal-El will now kill for you.’

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important family group chat discussions

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Fanart inspired by @batfam-stuff-posts-0 quotes. <3

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and so we have the ending to another Halloween at NRC...

...OR IS IT????????

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bruce's turn to be flustered ☺️

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Making Bruce the kind of guy to work through his thoughts out loud when he knows hes allowed to. This leads to him rubberducking off of anyone who will let him, including, but not limited to his boys and assorted JL members. He latches on, and suddenly, this is not Bruce's Case, its Our case.

Despite him doing this to anyone that will listen, Clark tends to be the most available victim due to his extreme patience, his investigative skills, and love of listening to people ramble at him <3

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Random kid: *kneels* Will you marry me?

Leona's daughter: No.

Random kid: *gets up* You're rude!

Leona's daughter: But I don't wanna!

Random kid: *grumpily walks away*

Leona's daughter: ...

Leona's daughter: Dad, did I do okay?

Leona: *has approached her* Yeah. Actually, I'm surprised you didn't kick his ass.

The kid's mother: Your daughter is rude and behaves quite entitled for her age!

MC: ...

MC: How?

The kid's mother: She rejected my son's marriage proposal!

MC: ...

MC: Are you hearing yourself, lady?

The kid's mother: I-

MC: *gives her a weird look, then turns away*

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You’re so right for this, give Leona a break for once in his goddamn life he neeeeds it 😭

Im chanhinh major plot in twisted wonderland bc its not fair that Malleus is op, I refuse ti believe it so Leona and Malleus are on the same level of magic and fighting bc I said so

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The twins really took one look at Ernesto's flags and said 'red is my favourite colour'

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zero really likes him

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I love the idea that Dick and Roy were together at one point, with Jason and Roy now being together, simply for Tim's reaction.

The first words out of his mouth just being "what, you fucking down the family line or something?" Followed by a suspicious squint and asking "do I need to be worried if you guys break up?"

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Since the booping has returned, reblog if it's okay to spam you with boops!

I wanna be polite and not spam random people without permission , ,

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tsum adoption day