#though she be but little she is fierce

[midnights-perch]

Smol queen.

This tiny little floof nugget just made the EXACT roar of a furious mountain lion, when the neighbourhood bully cat peeked through our window.

And I really do mean exact. This wasn't your usual, domestic cat scream 😅. How that huuuge noise come out of her tiny self? She doesn't even meow bless her, just squarks when she wants cuddles.

[rosetta-j-stone]

(All of them are taller than me but the point still stands)

[minimalistartshop]

Though She Be But Little, She is Fierce Typography Art Print

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[radi0activesmile]

Send me ‘What If’ scenarios for my muse to answer.

Anonymous asked: what if Niffty went missing and you couldn't find her?

"Then I would summon her back to me," he says as if it's the most natural thing in the world. Admittedly, it's very hard to lose someone whose soul you have a contract with, but that wasn't what the curious creature was asking.

"--Though, I suppose it depends on what you mean by missing. If you mean what would I do if she were taken hostage... I would laugh at the misfortune of the poor soul who thought they could handle her."

[ethan-nestor-owns-my-heart]

Protective Tara is so real and so underappreciated

[krieblerelf]

I need to tell you something.

I never learned to ride a bike. When I was learning to ride as a kid, I flew over the handlebars and stubbornly refused to try again. I was too afraid to get back up and my parents were in the final stages before getting divorced - no one was really trying to get me on a bike again.

My future stepdad once tried to help teach me, but that was less about doing something for me and more about showing my mom that he could be good to her kids. I’m sure he did want me to ride a bike, but I know that wasn’t the driving motive.

As I got older, I had a few potential suitors try to tell me they would teach me. They never did because it was never about me. It was always about them and saying the right combination of things to impress me.

And now I’m about a month away from my work friend taking me out to a park and teaching me to ride a bike. I have it on the calendar so I know it’s happening. She’s been watching videos on how to teach people to ride a bike. She researched what parks would have less populated open spaces for me to fall down. She’s figuring out how to rent bikes for the day because neither of us own one.

I have never felt so well and truly loved.

Because at the end of the day, she’s doing this so that I can have this quintessential childhood experience. She’s saying to me “hey, you deserve this and I want you to have this.” For once, it actually does feel like it’s for me.

[nearsighted-calliope]

[stillsuperchillandmentallyill]

[strangefable]

okay but do you want to know what happens when you take a small badger-seeking missle like a dachshund and breed it with a teeny tiny chihuahua?

she weighs 3lbs. she has worn out dogs ten times her size with her energy and chaos

you will not be spared

It's wild how many people don't consider a breed's nature when selecting a dog. Sure, they are all individuals with their own personalities and varying ranges of intellect, but work dogs especially haven't just been selectively bred for certain physical traits, but mental ones as well. Herding dogs are highly intelligent and while they obviously love to herd, they take pleasure in being able to figure out exactly what the human wants them to do, and then doing their best to execute that perfectly.

With hunting dogs, it all depends on what kind of task they were bred for. Come to think of it, I think "hunting dog" as a cathegory is somewhat of a "there's no such thing as a fish" sort of thing. Retrievers retrieve prey, a gun dog isn't there to make the kill. That's a world of difference to the kind of a dog that was bred to harry bears or wild boars. If you pick a breed that's used for hunting because it's cute, without even knowing what kind of task it was born to do, you're going to have problems.

This is the face of a man whose body, heart and soul were shaped for duty, to perform one task. This dog, and his entire bloodline of ancestors were born knowing exactly what they were born to do, and a fiery desire to do it. This is a man who was born to run headfirst into the burrow of a beast larger than himself, bite it right in the fucking face, and drag it out of the burrow by the face to be killed. Look him in the eyes and take a moment to meditate whether you would truly have what it takes to earn the respect of a man who was born to kill badgers.

[swordbisexual]

Oh! It’s Vissenta’s birthday today! I miss when I would go absolutely bugfuck nuts celebrating her birthday among my corner of tumblr so fuck it I’m bringing it back this year. Happy birthday to my favorite triple Scorpio bitch, forever 30 or 40 years old and God’s perfect idiot.

[ferahntics]

Ok now tumblr will cooperate, apparently it doesn’t like it when I don’t do Kirby stuff for a slight change of pace

[youngestgilbert]

"Sisters, take care of each other, watch out for each other, comfort each other and are there for each other through thick and thin."

credit X

[simmyfrobby]

― “LARYNX,” Maya Salameh, How to Make an Algorithm in the Microwave.

Hockey Poetry Post 13/?

(Photo credit: Mike Ehrmann, Steve Babineau, Barry Chin, Scott Audette)

[seagullcharmer]

little kitty cat has decided that my flesh makes for a wonderful toy. i am only halfway successful in teaching her that teeth and claws should not be used. however, she is simply a cute little baby. therefore i think it would be justifiable to use an archaic description such as adorabloodthirsty

[freakwiththeknifecollection]

Jo is like a black-footed cat to me.

[brightlotusmoon]

👍🤝👊

I'm 4'10" and the only person to ever give certain friends black eyes just by getting startled and slamming the back of my head into their faces. Completely accidental! But they know I have spastic cerebral palsy and can get loud if provoked!

Don't sneak up on the little guy, we can fuck you up without trying.

Watch "A tiny angry squeaking Frog 🐸 | Super Cute Animals - BBC" on YouTube

FEROCIOUS.