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To Sarah T. Deen,
I know you're new, but if you can't imagine why the researchers need sturdier cages you seriously lack both creativity and common sense.
I know the two of you don't get along but you really should talk to Toby. He's seen some shit. Or you should have before you were slain.
Sincerely, the sci-fi space janitor who has to clean up your entrails.
#viscera cleanup detail#horror#funny#videogame#annoyed space janitor#though also happy space janitor#because i really like cleaning up guts#but also annoyed because you were very dumb
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blackout (halloween drabble) | jjk
â„ pairing: roommate!jungkook x reader
â„ genre: est rel, roommate and college au, fluff, crack, smut
â„ rating: 18+
â„ warnings: really just the tiniest hint of angst, but otherwise just crack and fluff I think, spooky szn, he's the Joker and she's Harley Quinn, lame college party, the gang is there, forest stuff, reader is a bit sad and disappointed in jk but he redeems himself!, kissing, sexy times, unprotected sex, choking, spanking, jerking off, fingering, sex in a janitor's closet haha, ass love, and yeah!!
â„ wc: 5.4k!
â„ authorâs notes: happy early halloween! I will be busy next week, so I thought I could post this one already. also, since it's been one! damn!! year!!! since I dropped anything at all (sry!!). I promise Encore is on its way, so enjoy this in the meantime. very unedited and I started it just yesterday, so pls no hate haha okay that's it!! love you!!!
℠summary: Jungkook and you seek a carefree and calm Halloween this year, until it turns into this⊠nightmare.
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Jungkookâs make up is smudged beyond repair⊠And you strongly guess you arenât faring any better.
Your costumes are basic to their core. In the past hour alone, youâve seen half a dozen of you. Jungkook rubs at the eyeshadow above the apple of his cheek, smearing the black some more.
He looks like the Joker at the end of his mental capacity. A worse mess than DCâs character already is. Only, Jungkook is still rocking the look â one damn kink of yours if you had a specific one. Itâs the loosened tie⊠the purple coatâ
You feel at home in your own role. Sporting the peroxide blonde hair, tied in two tails, one ending in a faded blue, and the other in a dim pink. You purchased colored hair sprays just for today, but canât wait to wash the chemicals out of your hair.
Jungkook ruined one of the pigtails approximately an hour ago, and it hasnât recovered since then, no matter how hard you tried to fix it. In truth, you didnât mind the tugging at that moment anyway.
How could you? Not with the endorphins pumping through you at lightspeed, enhanced by the darkness around you at that stupid college party.
The student representatives organized this yearâs big fete, though they must have forgotten to add the fun factor to it. Because the party was lame: the bar was filled with students from various departments, but most of them remained either sober or wound up broke.
Because the drinks were painfully expensive. The numbers on your bills spooked through your mind when you looked at the price, further frustrated when you realized that they werenât selling much more than dry, small pizza and flavorless toast.
Once again, for an outrageous price.
Halfway through, the two of you snuck to a bathroom, relying on each otherâs company alone. But the toilet cabinets were either taken or unspeakably disgusting â so in the rush, you settled for the pitch dark janitorâs closet instead.
You could barely see his silhouette in there, half sober, but not quite acting like it. Intoxicated by how he suckled on your neck, more a vampire than the Joker. Or by how he probably bruised your thighs, your shorts and tights down to your knees, much like his green pants.
You remember the whispers in the dark. The quiet âWanna pound you into the mattressâ and the âWe should really go home.â Accompanied by the way he rubbed his cock against your stomach, body inches from you as his fingers dug into your pussy.
But you wouldnât make it home yet, because his movements were too rapid to stop. The tears pricking your eyes too prominent. The hand around your neck wouldnât stop pressing in, and you were firmly fixated on jerking him off to the end.
There was no way you were going to go home yet.
When he kissed you, you could taste both your lipsticks on your tongues. And then, cheek against the wall, ass out as he slammed his thick cock into your tight space, you tasted all the spice and sweetness he could offer.
God, a fucking man starved.
You still feel how his thighs held yours together, and your ass cheeks still burn from the palm and nails scratching, slapping, squeezing the fleshâŠ
You tried your best to fix your make up afterwards, but you looked like modern art in the worst way, eyeliner and mascara dry on your face. The Jokerâs cheek scars reach to his ears now. And as you look at him now, you still shiver.
His sweat-soaked mane hasnât fully dried yet, a bit longer than weeks ago. Gives him that wet-hair look you usually enjoy after his showers. And behind the collar of his dress shirt, you still catch a glimpse of the lipstick print he wanted before you went out.
âHere,â heâd said, pointing to his thick, bare neck, adorned by a vein, âIâll even open a button of my shirt just for this.â
And you were absolutely ready to mark your territory â it seemed he was just as enthusiastic about it. That is, before you forgot and then rectified your mistake in that bar bathroom. He can flex it now after allâŠ
Anyway. Where were you again?
Right. The purple coat.
Thereâs something incredibly insane about how heâs draped it over his shoulder, both hands in the pockets of his pants. The sleeves of his shirt are rolled up, his arms veiny and strong. A full lower lip is light red now; your make out session made the bright red fade.
And the goddamn black around his eyes⊠he could throw the mildest statement at you, and youâd probably still be intimidated.
Could almost distract you from why you refused to give that neck kiss in the first place. Or why you were veiling your true mood.
âWhat are we gonna do now?â Jungkook asks, nudging your elbow.
âWhat do you mean? Youâre not tired?â
But you understand the idiocy of your question the moment it tumbles out â youâre asking the wrong man. This guy, you have well noticed, does not sleep until late in the night. And a healthy sleep schedule becomes even more of a foreign concept on holidays.
So youâre not surprised when he blows a raspberry and almost mockingly responds, âItâs not even midnight.â
âThatâs late, Jungkook,â you still try.
âNot on Halloween.â Yeah. Just what you thought. âBesides, we need to wait for the witching hour. Wanna see the ghosts come out and whatnot.â
You laugh, the scolding hidden behind the smile. âKookâŠâ
âWe could play Uno again!â He suggests, but you instantly scrunch up your nose. Most of the time, he wins â itâs probably why he enjoys it so much. But his next idea is worse. âOr Until Dawn.â
âNo way,â you shoot. âYou know whatâs gonna happen, right?â
Judging the conniving smirk, more daunting with the eerie make up on, you guess he knows very well. He must remember last Halloween as well as you do.
Back when you let him convince you into watching Silent Hill with him, you were already at the edge, but â the sudden knocks at your door and impatient ringing of your bell didnât help.
You jumped in place, accidentally kicking his shin and nearly knocking over the popcorn. You shed an immediate tear, convinced your heart was going to give out. Jungkook, between the cries of ache, was chuckling, and soon holding your head to his heart.
The cursing against his chest is cemented in your mind; you remember that he turned the movie off for you and switched to something tamer on Disney+.
âWeâre together now, Pumpkin,â he tries to argue. âIâll kiss your fears away.â
Youâll admit, you like the tone of it. It hasnât been very long, so any term concerning your togetherness covers your skin in chills. And considering how itâs Halloween, the nickname gains just a bit more warmth, too.
But you stay resolute, dodging his constant nudging as you repeat, âNo way!â
Your words stop Jungkook in his tracks. The laugh disappears and even his eyes change. Maybe you came off too strong, because behind the mask of the Joker, he looks insecure and taken aback.
âAre you⊠Okay?â
âYeah,â you answer.
You pull down the crop top under your open jacket, clearing your throat when the movement forces his eyes to your chest, right where the shirt stretches over your tits. Folding your arms in front of your torso, you raise your chin in the confidence thatâs barely there.
You lie, âYes. Why?â
âYouâre acting like you were before we left. Then you were okay at the party.â He points into a random direction, presumably the one you came from. You donât know how many turns you took since then, but youâre near the woods now. âNow youâre not anymore again.â
âIâm fine!â
Oops. Too strong again. Maybe the built up frustration and disappointment arenât gone after all. You thought the evening might change something â apparently not.
Once again, he asks, âAre you sure?â
You stay silent. Look away, haphazardly across the street. The street lamps illuminate the dark path, covered in leaves, surrounded by trees. Has a real Halloween feel to it.
You watch ghosts stroll past you. Some of the students on campus still carry a young, tender spirit, cutting holes in thin blankets to drape them over their bodies. It makes you smile.
But then you look back at Jungkook and immediately wish you had a cloth hiding your true emotions, too. Because when his eyes pierce those dejected holes into your body, you finally cave in.
âYou⊠you know that I was top of my class, right?â You avert your stare, but then decide to focus on his chin instead. âMr Kim liked my paper so much that he even offered that I join his research? And heâs like, very cherished in the Sociology community?â
Aside from the wind, nature and the world go quiet for a second, just when you do, but then you say, âSo itâs a huge opportuniââ
âI know⊠You told me.â
Oh. So he remembers.
âSo I told you,â your voice is quieter now, âand you just⊠didnât seem to care? You havenât spoken about it or asked even once. Not even what the research is on.â
Like a parrot, he repeats, âI know. I⊠I got busy with my own exams andâŠâ
He stops midway and you wait. Maybe thereâs more to come⊠Or maybe not. He doesnât budge. You feel your heart drop⊠You assumed he had forgotten or that you mightâve hallucinated telling him about it.Â
But the fact that he remembers, yet doesnât have it in him to care hurts.
You swallow hard and then sigh, unable to say much more than you already have. He, yet again, purls, âIâm sorry.â
How shitty.
Youâve always helped him with his assignment, each time he needed any aid. He reciprocated it, no doubt, but. Now that you think about it, he distanced himself the moment you got this news and forwarded it to him.
You feel horrible. If you physically could, if you werenât frozen in place, youâd pour out your heart to him. But all you know is that your mood has dropped to the Earthâs core, your mouth barely open whenâ
A rough tug pulls you away from Jungkookâs body. You stumble, almost tripping over your own feet, and yelp. Thereâs no way to still catch your bag mid-air, because whatever culprit snatched it off your shoulder, is already running away.
And into the dense forest. Fuck.
You use all your throatâs might to scream your lungs out, screeching at the perpetrator, âWhat the fuck!!â
âHey!â Jungkook yells in kind, following right behind you the moment you start to sprint.
The asphalt is easier to tackle than the forest, though. The ground is soft, still a little damp from the rain of the last days. And the white-black-red Harley Quinn boots with their thick heels do not help.
You chase the figure â heâs tall, a bit too fast for you. Wearing a mask that youâre sure was⊠green?
You swear and pant when he picks up on pace, and throw more insults into his direction when he takes a sharp, sudden right. Jungkook jogs past you when you look over your shoulder for him, instructing quickly, âIâll trap him from the left!â
And then, heâs gone. No. What?
âNo, Iâ you canât leave me alone!â Nothing comes back. Shit, your boyfriend wants you dead. âFuck.â
With a shake of your head and a deep inhale of a breath, you move. Perhaps youâre too late, because by now, you donât hear any steps anymore. You donât know how far behind that thief left you, but as you find yourself lost in the middle of nowhere, you halt.
You canât see anyone anymore. Not the guy. Not Jungkook.
And itâs so uncannily quiet. Dark. The leaves rustle, but only when the breeze blows through them. You search the spot, but thereâs truly nobody and nothing; not even a goddamn squirrel.
You call for Jungkook, but donât receive an answer back.
Where did he go? Did he catch the jerk? It mustâve been a Shrek mask. Of all fucking things. And why do they always run into a forest anyway?
No matter. At least youâll be able to describe him to the police.
You suck in a breath, leaning down, hands over your knees. Out of air, you groan as your lungs burn. But then you get up, swallowing and sniffling, scared as you whisper to yourself, âThe phoneâŠâ
You fish it out of your shorts â Hallelujah to whoever created this costume, because theyâre a whole lot better than the pocketless jeans in your closet. If youâd put the device in your bag, youâd be screwed properly.
Activating the flashlight, you turn in a slow circle. In the silence, only broken by grasshoppers and other chirping animals, you hear your heart pounding in your ears. A shaking hand holds your phone as you look around.
And right when youâre already through the 360 turnâ
Fingers wrap around the hand clutching the phone, definitely not yours. Thereâs a call of your name, but you barely take the voice in, flinching and screaming in place. Has your voice ever sounded this high pitched?
Ready to throw your phone at him and roundhouse kick the stranger, you lift a leg, but he immediately grabs your wrist in a familiar gesture. Turns the light to his face, squinting at its intensity, and eventually, you realize thatâŠ
âWhat the fuck are you doing?â You spit.
âI was looking for you!â Jungkook answers, lowering the phone. âI didnât find him.â
âYeah, I didnât either! But fuck, whyâŠâ You still canât breathe properly. A hand moves to your chest. âWhy did you scare me so much, Iââ
Your limbs are trembling, knees attempting to force you down to the ground. But you hold yourself steady, anger growing bloody red inside you. It bubbles and simmers, and when he doesnât respond, you almost snarl.
You push at his chest, eyes damp. You want to throw more shit at him, even though heâs not at fault â and once you realize, you calm down just a little. The forest is still around you, and youâre still not out of it by far.
Yet, you feel at ease. Because heâs here. Because heâs standing there, in the middle of the night, at fucking Halloween where you could run into any insane axe murderer.
But when you understand where the comfort is coming from, your heart slows down, still beating in your stomach, but at a more normal pace now.
âFuck,â you whisper once again, and then stumble forward and into his arms.
He cradles you with the fragility of a glass doll. But the squeezes he provides offer warmth your chilled soul craves on this autumn night. Hushed, you hear him speak, âBaby, IâŠâ
His words drip with hesitation and⊠guilt even. Wrong timing; you canât dwell on the uncertainty now. Still sniffling, quivering, you press against his chest again. Softer this time, yet unyielding, you demand, âDonât ever do that again.â
âIâm sorry. This is my fault.â
âNoââ
âHonestly, I shouldâve just⊠Congratulated you.â
Wrong timing indeed. Heâs agonizing over something that you arenât bothered with. Not right now, at least. But you heard it so clearly in the timbre of his voice â that he didnât mean the jump scare. You let him continue.
âI worked so hard on my stuff, too, and then got jealous. Which is absolutely not a good boyfriend treat to have.â
âKookââ
Thereâs turmoil in his words. Ugh, whatâs going on?
âIâm genuinely thrilled for you. And Iââ
Thereâs an entire conversation to have, youâre sure. But the timing. The fucking timing!
He wants to unveil more, but then something happens. A flicker in your peripheral vision alerts you of a movement, and when you turn your head, you see the same mysterious figure lurking in the shadows.
God, heâs insane. Your guts twist.
Was he eavesdropping all along, or was he simply hiding, trying to remain invisible, inexplicably unwilling to flee? Why did he not run before? This is odd. So chillingly odd.
Or maybe he was still nearby and trying not to make a soundâŠ
You donât know. And time is not a luxury you canât afford for pondering such enigmas right now.
New adrenaline surges through you, different this time. The fear is clear, but the guy seems pathetic to a certain level â and if heâs so keen on roaming around, youâll make sure he stays right in your proximity.
So you listen to the hammering of your heart, and without a second thought, you dash towards the stranger who appears equally startled and disoriented. You feel like a charging bull, closing the distance at an astonishing pace.
Thatâs what they probably mean when they speak about mothers being able to lift cars for their kids, because you feel invincible. Your shoes may not be designed for such a pursuit, and youâre certainly not as hardcore as Harley Quinn, but they lose against your determination.
The trees blur around you as you relentlessly chase the intruder, only clearing in your vision when you finally catch up with him. Jungkook might be behind you, but you choose not to look behind you this time.
Instead, you yell a battle cry, growling through your teeth, âDonât you fuckingââ
But thatâs all before you tackle him to the ground. You expect a fight, expect his slim limbs to fling around, but he barely moves. He lets you push him onto the fallen leaves, and the only glimpse of any sound by him that you catch is a weird voice crack.
âFuââ Is all you notice, but you canât analyze the voice before Jungkook is helping you up again.Â
You protest, but still get to your feet, watching Jungkook pull the man up harshly. He says to you, âYou caught him.â
âGuess so.â
You take another breath, jaw clenched when you move to the stumbling thief and attempt to take the mask off. Shrek, as you said. You canât quite say whether that night is terrifying or absurd. Probably both.
But the guy fights your try, suddenly mute again, but not resisting when Jungkook pulls at his arm and starts leading him somewhere. What?Â
âWhere are you going?â You ask, confusion sitting in the valley between your eyebrows. âLetâs go back and call the police, Jungkook.â
âThereâs gotta be an opening. Keep going, I just need light to see his face.â
âI have a phone. Jungkook, stoââ
Seems like a very risky moment to ignore you, but Jungkook moves forward with determination. But itâs strange how he isnât looking around. Never searching his surroundings, as if he already has a certain target in mind.
Now, youâll admit that his sense of direction is unerring on any other day, too, but this isâŠ
âI swear, youâre gonna kill us both,â you hiss, reflexively lowering your voice in the darkness. The masked mugger is grunting too much to hear you anyway, but you guess that affects Jungkookâs senses, too.
He just wonât stop. At least, until you reach a tiny clearing.
You donât know how deep in the forest you are, because you canât see the moon from here. The stars are the mere source of light here, albeit barely enough to illuminate the other bodies standing on the opposite side of the dimly lit space.
Wait. More people? Here?
What the hell.
Their faces, obscured by shadows, are unmoving. You ready yourself for an apology â maybe you interrupted some weird get-together. A shady ritual executed by some secret college club.
But as you strain to discern their features, a gradual realization dawns upon you. One of them steps forward, his features partially hidden, and one or two other familiar friends from your classes occupy the periphery.
Itâs Jin. Also Jimin â a guy you and Jungkook met during one of your study sessions. Taehyung introduced him to your group. And the pursuit takes on an even more bewildering turn when you look at Jungkook and see that heâs no longer clutching the robber.
The man is standing there in silence, massaging the back of his head. Seemingly unperturbed. Perplexed and still out of breath, you utter, âWhat in the world?â
You shake your head, eyes deeply furrowed. You close the distance between you and the confusing figure, snatch your bag from him and finally shed the mask that conceals his identity.
And then, you see it. The unexpected face behind the bizarre charade.
âTaehyung?â You exclaim.
Jungkook, having caught his breath faster than you, mimics your incredulous tone, âTaehyung, what the hell?â
Oh. So heâs just as confused. The man in question glances over to his friend, his expression one of sheer frustration as he grumbles another very puzzling statement.
âJeon, I will kill you.â
âSorry,â Jungkook mutters back.
Or⊠not? Huh?
Youâre speechless. Out of movements and words, you keep your feet planted on your spot, blinking as you wait for someone to explain. But theyâre not even looking at you, so you seek clear clarification.
âWhatâs going on here?â You ask.
Jungkookâs half-smile agitates you more than it should. Why the heck is he smiling?! But you breathe in through the nose, hoping for the forestâs scent to calm your nerves.
âWell,â he admits, âI guess I owe him one. âCuz you were not supposed to tackle him.â
âRight!â Taehyung concurs.
âAnd you were not supposed to disappear!â Jungkook chimes in, pointing an accusatory finger at his friend. His voice is tinged with reproach. âYouâŠâ
âGuys,â you interject. What the fuck.
Jungkook sighs, full attention on you. You try your hardest to not look at the creepy crowd to your left, friends and acquaintances standing there as if theyâre about to sacrifice you to a demon.
âHe was supposed to lead you here, but somehow we didnât manage to pull it through,â Jungkook says.
His words leave you pondering. You have not the darndest clue about whatâs going on. So you ask, âWe?â
âYourâŠâ The assembled group draws near, a few of your friends holding various items. âYour paper.â
HuhâŠ
Theyâre carrying indiscernible things. And a pie, andâŠ
âOf course I remembered your paper, baby,â Jungkook declares.
Oh, wait. Is that what you think it is? Because if it is, then your instincts were entirely wrong today. Or the entire time since you received the news. Maybe you were just so out of your mind because of the general Halloween atmosphere?
What were you expecting⊠An axe murderer for real? DammitâŠ
No. It was much more obvious, yet impossible to figure out. This man. This man!
A wave of relief washes over you as you process his words. You think that now, you even understand what theyâre all holding. Or what itâs forâŠ
âSo you werenâtâŠâ You start.
You drift off, watching Jungkook shake his head. His response is heartfelt, his love and pride evident. He looks at you with infinite sweetness; but a lot of guilt, too.
âJealous?â He finishes. âIâd be crazy to be. Youâre part of me.â
His blinking is soft and the tongue licking his red lips shiny in the extremely faint starlight. You know he isnât done yet, so you wait⊠Focus on the tingle on your skin.
âYou are part of me,â he says again, âso Iâll celebrate any achievement of yours like itâs mine. And this was⊠is a huge fucking thing to happen for you.â
You feel your head tilt and the muscles in your face relax. Your lips move to a smile, parted to give way to the longest sigh known to humankind. But if you indulged in the cheesy interaction now, your friends would remind you of it every game night.
Which is why you get yourself together, postponing the screeching and second tackling to later when youâre alone again. You shake off some of the weakness he causes every day, and give into the urge to nudge teasingly.
âYouâre such a jerk for scaring me like that.â
A playful grin tugs at the corners of his mouth, as typical as can be. âI needed to make it Halloween-themed, Pumpkin. Iâm sorry, but you know I had to.â
Your initial scolding turns into a loving retort, âI hate you.â
But the banter is short-lived as you lose against the surge of emotions, your hand moving to push him lightly once again before immediately lifting to his collar. You capture it, pulling him close to you until his wide eyes close and your lips collide.
In the background, you hear an instant chorus of âAwwâs, but grunts, too. Among the cooing, you hear a mumbled speech about how you need to get a room, but you only react with a smile against his mouth. You kiss him deeper, tongues gently intermingling.
And just when the hand holding the back of your head slips to your lower back, pressing you into him, the shiver becomes unbearable. Emotions shoot through your body and down between your legs â so you stop.
For a couple seconds longer, you look at whatever you can see from his eyes in the dark, flashing a smile. He rounds his lips and releases air through them, a temptingly silent way to let you know that you affected him.
You ignore it for your mentalityâs sake, moving away from him to look at your friends. You cough and gesture to the objects in their hands, asking, âWhatâs all this about?â
If you could see them, youâd probably see a mischievous twinkle in their eyes. Jin at least sounds like it as he beckons you closer with a nod, ready to reveal whatever theyâve orchestrated for you.
You already expected the answer to your question, but the wrapping confirms your assumption. Gifts. Quite a few of them, bigger and smaller. As you move from one to the other, they announce the objects before youâre able to rip the paper off.
A friend gifts you a Swarovski Crystalline pen for your âSuper fancy notes as you do your super fancy research.â Reflects their support for your scholarly pursuits, you guess.
Jimin surprises you with an exclusive album by your favourite group. Then, a little plushie to destress whenever you need, along with a college survival guide and âSociology for Dummiesâ â all by Jin. Of course.
And lastly, a Lord of the Rings Lego set that youâve desired for super long, a group effort. Itâs a labor of love, for sure. A collective endeavor by friends who united to make your dreams come true â but honestly, who scared you to death, too.
You donât know how you make it out of the forest again, still reprimanding Taehyung and Jungkook on your way out. Granted, you did get lost as a group once, and then found your beloved streetlamps again ten minutes later.
The treasures secured in a bag, Jungkook places them on your couch with a long and deep sigh once you arrive home, calming down from todayâs hours. The night seemed endless. Wouldnât finish â and youâre exhausted beyond measure.
But even through your falling eyelids, you manage one more expressive glance, pure disbelief hiding in your gaze as you say, âI absolutely didnât expect any of this.â
Jungkook is a true mirror to you. Equally worn out, he lets his head fall a little, one hand still in the pocket of his pants. He looks ridiculously attractive, fatigue or not. Curls of his longer hair hang in his eyes as he rubs them, the smile gentle despite the sinister make up.
âIâm glad you didnât,â he says, voice low and quiet. âTo be honest, I kinda felt bad halfway through.â
Ah. Explains the guilty eyes and voice. The way he attempted to apologize and grew all shy and quiet before you threw Taehyung to the ground.
âDonât. The plan almost worked, and my heartbeat is still intact.â You laugh, punching his arm lightly. âBut⊠Donât do shit like that again next year.â
âI canât promise it. You know that.â
You roll your eyes, watching him try to walk away â and you might not have held him back and grasped the dress shirt at the elbow ifâŠ
Is that the window creaking?
You gasp, still more on the edge than you expected, and throw a peek over your shoulder. You moved a couple weeks ago â thereâs no way your place is already making these sounds. Or maybe thatâs the reason after all⊠You should get to renovating.
âWas that you, too?â You ask, leaning into him with a cocked eyebrow.
âIt was not. How would I do that?â He promises. His words are accompanied by movements; heâs walking around the living room now, as if heâs looking for something. âIâm not a ghost. Just the Joker.â
âA sly one, thoughâŠâ
You look to the window again as he crams around in the box under your table, and appropriate to the holiday, you detect a harmless raven, perched on the windowsill. The sight elicits a small chuckle â but you donât hear a sound from Jungkook.
When you turn back to him, you understand why. Heâs distracted, still crouching. Then he gets up with⊠An object in his hand. No, two. Not any you carried home just now, but much smaller, thinner. Paper?
Idly, he walks back to you, fingers adorned in tattooed letters holding two cards toward you. You look into his eyes, confused and seeking answers silently, but he only holds the objects closer to you, urging you to take them.
âWhatâs that?â You ask.
âRead, and youâll know.â
And when you oblige, you understand. Maybe the little celebration on the clearing didnât quite end there. Because the inscription on the cards reveals that he put more thought into this than you knew.
The tiny party and group effort Lego set werenât his only tokens of affection. The weekend getaway, resting in your hands and awaiting you next week, must be tonightâs finale. A prelude to the impending wave of tedious work.Â
âAs an escape. Even for just a moment,â Jungkook explains, reaching forward. His hand settles on your cheek and pulls your face up, meeting your eyes. âJust you and me.â
To bask in serenity and rejuvenation, is that it? Just you and himâŠ
âReally?â You wonder, eyes knitted together, lips pouting. Youâre drowning in fondness.
âI wanna give you all the relaxation you need, in any way. Big things ahead after that.â
âIâm⊠You didnât haââ
You only get this far, because his lips steal your breath and halt your speech midway. His hand cradles your face, the other arm slinging around your body. The grip holds you tight against him, the heels of your feet almost lifting off the floor.
The kiss wonât stop. Continues deeper. Youâre careful to not crumple and crease the cards he gave you, but still wrap your arms around his neck, pushing harder into him. And the tongue⊠Fuck, this tongueâŠ
When he moves back reluctantly to catch air, heâs panting; and your breath falls against his cheeks just as hot. Your lips are damp, craving more, and you draw closer, trying to feel all of him. The muscles, the embrace, the growing pleasure behind his pants andâŠ
But he lets go, leaves you standing and dizzy. With a wink, he lightly pinches your cheek, thumb brushing against it and suggests, âIâll head off to freshen up.â
But. No.
Youâre not ready to let the moment slip away, no matter how tired you are. So you pull him back again, a playful twinkle in your eyes as you quietly utter a request.
âDonât take it off just yet.â You say, seeing the way his eyes light up. He understands right away. âClean up together?â
He smiles. Waits with his answer, busy gripping your wrist as gently as he can before he locks his fingers with yours. He starts pulling you into the direction of the bathroom at snail's pace, reaching to hold both your hands, walking backwards, and causes one last hour-long shiver for the night.
âI really do love every time we save up on water, you know?â
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Let me know what you think!! Have a good Halloween, love you all and smooching you!!đ
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Okay let's forget about all the agents Kennedy, alcohol and trauma in RC, Ada...ect,and turn to Leon s Kennedy as Your husband's policeman 36years is receiving a promotion to Chief Police Officer cuz I can't see my bbguy suffer more :(,you can add some nsfw if you want to
thank you for requesting lovely! i'm sorry i write so much angst hahhaha, but here is a change of pace! i've never written anything purely fluff (lol) and so many characters, so this is a challenge! i hope you enjoy!
⊠take me home âŠâ¶.*
pairing(s): leon kennedy x gn! reader synopsis: you throw a surprise party for your boyfriend's last day at work after his job promotion. content: pure fluff, established relationship, flirting, alcohol, leon is tipsy, but he's cute & not depressed ab it. claire, rebecca, jill & chris works in RPD. « 1 k wordsâmasterlistâao3âreblogs appreciated! »
Today is an unusual sight for the usually hectic police department in Raccoon City. The office is adorned with balloons, garlands, and laughter, celebrating not just the promotion of a well-loved officer, Leon S. Kennedy, but also his farewell as he relocates to a new precinct.
You should be happy for your boyfriend â and you are â but part of you will miss watching over his figure from your desk, casting flirtatious grins back and forth in attempts to distract each other from the rigorous paperwork.
A banner suspends between the light fixtures, observing the lopsided words âCONGRATULATIONSâ, strings twisted into the knot. The culprit of this handiwork, Chris, puffs out his chest proudly, while Rebecca looks at him in disbelief.
âChris, leave the decorations to Rebecca, please.â You break apart the squabble forming between them. Rebecca smirks as Chris descends the ladder, defeated. âDonât forget everyone, this is supposed to be a surprise.â
âClaire, where is the card?â You interrogate the next person in your line of sight, who happens to be Claire. All whilst you signal Rebecca to tilt the banner slightly upwards. âHas everyone signed?â
âYep. Itâs just you left.â She hands over the card, before resuming to the case files on her computer.
The card scrawls with heartfelt blessings from your team, a lot of âgood lucksâ, âweâll miss youâ, and nostalgia when he was just a rookie. He worked hard for ten years to be a sergeant, and you know he deserves this.
You pick up your pen â contemplating the words to express how amazing he is, how you will love him forever, how you will miss the sneaky make-out sessions in the work janitorâs closet.
âŠMarvin will be so proud of you. Yours, ....
The vibration in your pocket cuts you off mid-sentence â Jill. She is supposed to be on the case with Leon for another thirty minutes. You read the text out loud.
âI can't hold him back much longer, we're on our way. ETA in five minutes!!â
The floor scrambles in panic to finalise their positions. Rebecca quickly secures the banner with some tape. Claire is passing party poppers. Chris is putting away the ladder to the storeroom.
As Jill enters the space with Leon following behind, all the confetti releases at once.
The rainbow plastic ribbons catching in his hair like stardust in sand. You catch a glimpse of surprise in his reaction, following with a light on the corner of his lips.
âTo Leon!â your team lifts their glasses high in the air, sipping beers and cocktails all night. Leon is the star tonight â you can barely talk to him without two other people buying him drinks all night along.
You catch him a whole two hours later in the circle booth, after some of the crowd has dispersed, his cheeks redden from the many drinks consumed all in a few hours. You squeeze yourself through three different people to sit yourself next to Leon.
âHaving fun?â You try to get his attention by nudging at his forearm. âDonât get too drunk though, I have to take you home.â
Leon lifts his gaze, when he sees you right by him, a grin tug at his face almost immediately. His cerulean eyes somehow more glazy than usual.
âThank you for doing all of this. You are so good for me.â Despite the scent of beer merging with his breath, the grin on his face remains childlike. One that you only see in his drunkenness, which he lets down his guard to show more of his emotional side.
âEveryone helped. Not just me.â You are thinking how cute Leon looks when heâs drunk. âYou are well-loved in here. Iâm just the facilitator.â
âHow about you work for me?â Leon brings the back of your palm to his lips. âI can pull some strings, now that Iâm sergeant.â
âSergeant Kennedy, using your influence for personal goals? Itâs not even your first day.â You quip with a slight chuckle.
âAnd what if I am?â He peppers kisses from your palm to your fingers, the faint heat from his lips sizzle through your nerves. âSure youâll enjoy less time on the field, and more time in my office.â
âWell, if thatâs the case.â You decide to let this banter go on a little further. âI expect to be well-compensated for my extra duties.â
âThat will depend on your performance.â He raises a sassy eyebrow, pulling you closer until your noses touch.
âGood thing I always hit my KPIâs.â
âI do like a hardworking employeeâŠâ
Eyes fluttering shut slowly, you smile into the kiss. His lips lay gently on yours, sucking slightly at your cupidâs bow. Your bodies move closer, so close that you rests your hand on Leonâs thigh for support. The kiss deepens further, sloppier, tongues intertwined untilâŠ
âAhem.â Chris clears his throat loudly, snapping you back to the present.
You open your eyes to find the whole table staring at the two of you. Your gaze finds its way to Jill, which she immediately, most awkwardly, rolls her eyes to the ceiling as if there is something to see there. Claire is nonchalant, sipping her beer and simply enjoying the scene.
You retract the tongue that is still shoved in Leonâs mouth. A hint of pink is running up your cheeks, you donât need to see it to feel it. Leon, however, is unphased by the attention from his coworkers. Perhaps itâs the alcohol, perhaps itâs knowing that he wonât be seeing these guys next Monday.
âSo⊠next rounds on me. Whoâs in?â Chris attempts to diffuse the awkwardness, which earns a few curt nods from the table.
Leon holds you by the hand, picking you up from the seat. âSorry Chris, weâre gonna call it. Itâs been a long night. Thanks for the party, everyone.â
You two shuffle past Chris and Jill out of the booth, after a round of hugs with everyone, you can practically feel Leon sprinting out the bar.
âHow âbout we continue where we left off at my place?â
Your cheeks turn a deeper red. It seems like he will be the one to take you home tonight instead.
thanks for reading! come check out my other works. ââyours truly, rose. tags: @carlosgf @sporeghost (pm me for tags) © roseglazedlens - please do not repost, plagiarise, or feed to ai.
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A song that reminds you of each of your Eddie's + reader- and GO!
ooh wait this is a fun one. ok i had to think about this one but i think i've found them:
boxer!eddie and reader remind me of somethin' stupid by frank sinatra and nancy sinatra. two little black cats in love, and the chorus "and have a drink or two, and then i go and spoil it all by saying somethin' stupid like, "i love you". i can see it in your eyes that you despise the same old lies you heard the night before. and though it's just a line to you, for me it's true and never seemed so right before."
rockstar!eddie and nepobaby!reader will forever remind me of faithfully by journey. i mean, "and lovin' a music man ain't always what it's supposed to be. oh, girl, you stand by me. circus life under the big-top world. we all need the clowns to make us smile. through space and time, always another show. wonderin' where I am lost without you. i'm forever yours, faithfully."
this one is going to be so fucking corny and idgaf!!! but for modern!eddie and mean girl, idk why true love by p!nk always comes to mind. "at the same time, i wanna hug you, i wanna wrap my hands around your neck. you're the only love i've ever known. but i hate you, i really hate you, so much i think it must be true love. just once try to wrap your little brain around my feelings, just once please try no to be so mean."
cowboy!eddie and sweet girl have always and will forever remind me of love is like a butterfly by the one and mother fucking only dolly parton our lord and savior. "love makes your heart feel strange inside, it flutters like soft wings in flight. love is like a butterfly, a rare and gentle thing. i feel it when you kiss me, it happens when you're with me, that rare and gentle feelin' that i feel inside. everyday is springtime, and i am only happy when you are by my side." tbh i could quote the whole goddam song.
bouncer!eddie and bartender!reader this is another corny as fuck on so hold on, but it's you shook me all night long by acdc lmaooo. sexual chemistry through the roof, so much that it's shocking and appalling?? "she was a fast machine, she kept her motor clean. she was the best damn woman that I ever seen. she's one of a kind, she's just mine, all mine." idk it's silly and slutty and fun just like them!
for janitor!eddie and teacher!reader i've always felt like forever by the beach boys is their song. super sappy and romantic and devoted and that's how they are to each other <3 "if every word i said could make you laugh, i'd talk forever. i asked the sky just what we had, it shone forever. let the love i have for you, live in your heart and be forever. forever, i've been so happy loving you."
older!eddie and reader, this one was hard bc i felt like there was so many to chose from, but ultimately i went with the one song that always takes me back to them and that's chemtrails over the country club by lana. the more i listen, the more it's their song bc "go to the market, the kids' swimming pools. me and my sister just playing it cool, under the chemtrails over the country club. meet you for coffee at the elementary schools. we laugh about nothing as the summer gets cool. it's beautiful how this deep normality settles down over me. i'm not bored or unhappy, i'm still so strange and wild. washing my hair, doing the laundry. late-night tv, i want you only. it's never too late, baby, so don't give up."domestic and sweet.
this is also so silly and sweet and the best thing ever but for hockey!eddie and reader i fucking love the song hello, hello by elton john (yes from gnomeo and juliet lmaoooo). "never gonna find anything to change my mind, famous last lines of a fool. hello, hello. my, my, my, what have we here? sniffing all the flowers, running through an autumn shower, compare it to someone else like me." so fucking silly and so romantic like it's them. happy and silly and in love.
and i know you guys are making fun of me and i don't give one fuck bc i know you're about to do it again with this one bc it's coming completely out of left fucking field for these two!! for mafia!eddie and reader... babe i'm saying it, it's i see the light from tangled yes it fucking is. "all that time never even knowing, just how blind i've been. now i'm here, blinking in the starlight. and it's warm and real and bright, and the world has somehow shifted. all at once everything looks different, now that i see you. all those years living in a blur. if she's here, it's crystal clear, i'm where i'm meant to go." and listen, i could write a goddam essay on how this is them, both of them. living their lives before, thinking they're content, until they met the other and now they're confused how they were ever without the other. real ride or die shit.
for dom!eddie and sub!reader, i always think of i don't want to miss a thing by aerosmith lol. really bc they're a little chaotic but they really do love each other sm. true soulmate shit. "i could spend my life in this sweet surrender, where a moment with you is a moment i treasure. i don't wanna miss one smile, i don't wanna miss one kiss. i just wanna be with you, right her with you, just like this. and i just wanna hold you close, feel your heart so close to mine, and just stay here in this moment for all the rest of time." overly passionate and lovey and dramatic which is just their style.
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What your advice for people who is going to make Yandere lmk character ai or character ai in general? I have problem making lmk character to act like themselvesđ
This is a very interesting question- and Iâd like to preface it by saying thereâs no âwrongâ way to write a character! Iâm happy to show you my personal methods, though!
(If youâre having trouble writing dialogue, the wiki has lists of quotes from all the characters! It been super helpful so far!)
Also, following requests and suggestions, I have very tentatively added a few bots to the âLimitedâ section on Janitor AI. If they do well and people are interested, Iâll add a few more.
You can chat with the Journeyfam, the Monkiefam, and the Bullfam!
As for making a botâŠ
The literal most important part of any bot is the Description. Hereâs how one of mine looks:
{{user}} is, obviously, the userâs name! Itâll autocorrect to the name of your current persona, and if you arenât using one, itâll use your profile name instead. {{char}} is the bot itself!
So when I write:
-{{user}} sneezes-
-{{char}} worries and checks their forehead-
A similar chat will go like this-
The bot will draw on their descriptions more than anything else- but thereâs a major drawback- of the 32000 characters accepted? The bot will only register the first 3200.
Which I certainly did not know before I wrote 18000 characters for this definition!
Also, though youâre meant to drop a short summary of your characterâs personality in the Description box, thereâs not much space to expand upon them.
So I find it useful to just place a longer, much more detailed summary in the Definition section.
Aside from these, the Greeting! The way you write this will do the heavy lifting in dialogue through the chat! If the Greeting has typos and poor punctuation, so will all the messages that come after it! If you write your actions in ellipses, the bot will follow through with that! Make sure to âstart a new chatâ every time you update a greeting so you can see if you missed something!
Also, if youâre using the mobile app? Youâll only be able to write 500 characters for the greeting. On the site (which you can access through your phone), itâs boosted to 2048- I find this much preferable.
Aside from that, it all comes down to writing!
Good luck with your bots!
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crumbs and other imaginary things
[@crystalmagpie447 remember this? well uh.]
another shift at the pizzaplex had you hunched over, with only your dutiful mop as your crutch in your moment of reprieve as you looked over the now freshly cleaned floors. no doubt they wouldnât stay clean for long, what with all the children that always seemed to leave some sort of mess in their wake, but you still prided yourself on a job well done. you managed to actually move your legs after a few moments of simply standing there; lifting up the mop to place it in a bucket of now browned water, and stepped one foot in front of the other with said bucket in tow, all the way over to the nearest janitorâs closet. you were more general staff, really, assigned to do any odd jobs over the course of your shifts; that was a song and dance already played out, though, no doubt.
there was a remark under your breath about how nifty the wheels attached under the bucket were, how much more efficient it was to be able to roll it over to where you had to store it, considering the alternative of having to lug something of its weight all the way over with only your average amount of arm strength instead. management said not to worry about emptying the water anywhere, so you rolled it into the dim space and promptly closed the door without much thought. you mimed the action of wiping your hands clean of the deed, and laughed quietly to yourself when you noticed the familiar gesture. there was almost nobody here, except for if you counted the wet floor bots, and you liked to count them in.
in fact, just before exiting the area, you made sure to pat the one guarding your work on the top of its little head with a smile. it didnât say anything, really couldnât, other than a soft whirr and a mildly harrowing stare into the very fiber of your being, which you took as some sort of acknowledgment. a wave goodbye to the bot, and you set off to where you usually did when you had extra time before you legally had to clock out. it really was automatic at this point, but maybe youâd take a quick detour.
âFRIEND!! HELLO! HI!â
you grinned at sunâs overexcitement, something that never seemed to fade with every time you gave the attendant a âsurpriseâ visit, waving back while he opened the door to the daycare wider for you, âBUDDY!! HI! HELLO!â
the both of you laughed at each other, sun jingling along with you as you walked over to the trash can by the security desk, throwing away plastic while scrubbing at your mouth with your hand to rid of any residue from the self-indulgent treat. the animatronic tilted their faceplate a few clicks to the left in curiosity, and made a noise of mild disgruntlement at such a heinously vile act, âsunshine, i really DO think it would be best to use, oh i donât know, a napkin? tissue?â
a pointed raise of your eyebrow, fold of your arms across your chest, and you rolled your eyes at him, âoh, come on!! what happened to âhow was your day, bestest buddyâ?? âanything interesting happen, my dearest perfect angel that is so cool and also amazingâ??? huh?â
he shook his head at your antics, hands reaching out to carefully dust away crumbs that mightâve still been clinging to your lips, âhmm.. okay then! how was your day, dearest? anything interesting happen?? do tell!!!â
when he was satisfied with the cleanliness of your face, he pulled their hands back with a tap to the corners of your lips and a spin of his rays, miming out wiping his hands clean of the deed. it was just a bit to play along to, but it still made you oh so happy, beaming up at him, âalright, alright, iâll spill the beans-â
his faceplate clicked back to place, and a giggle, âwhat beans?â
a breath, âexpression! figure of speech! not actual beans.â
if a plastic face had the ability to deadpan, he certainly would be using it at the moment, âwe know, friend.. do go on. were those chips good? did you work hard while also making sure to take breaks?? any-â
you raised a hand, as if to halt the sunny personalityâs train of worries by simply waving, and he did fall silent for a moment, âwoah, okay, wait- how did you know i got chips?â
their fingers twitched, you caught from the corner of your eye, and his voice lilted while he shifted his weight from foot to foot, âcrumbs!! you were chewing something crunchy, and we caught a glimpse of the bag. gotta say!! we thought you could do better with your selection of snacks.. those are infamous for being disappointing!!â
urges to hide yourself up in the jungle gym were repressed very heavily, âoh, come on! youâre gonna be weirdly observant and rip on my lackluster taste?? fake friends⊠the both of you!â
there was a moment of hesitation, a hushed chuckle like that of listening in to anotherâs word, then he pressed their hand to their chassis in dramatized dismay, âGASP!!! US?! FAKE FRIENDS??? sunshine, we could NEVER!! i only⊠speak the truth! is that so wrong??â
ââŠwhat if i said yes?â
the pair of you snickered at that. hands of metal and plastic and silicone cupped your cheeks once more, thumbs dabbing at the outline of your lips, and you hummed. must not have gotten all the crumbs after all. he gave you a littler smile, voice surprisingly quieter than what you were used to from the louder of the two, âi would throw you out a window! now, iâve already said âdo tellâ twice now, so itâd be a little redundant to say it a third, wouldnât it?â
you pretended to think, âhuh⊠i guess it could be, but we wouldnât be able to know for sure. how about you try it again and see-?â
the sun gave you its most unimpressed expression.
âALRIGHT, alright!! pFFT- hAha, iâll tell!!! okay, soâŠâ
â⊠and then i had to clean that s- dookie!! that dookie up! not literally dookie, it came out the kidâs mouth, but uh⊠it sure couldâve passed from smell aloneâŠ..â
it was maybe ten minutes till you had to formally end your shift for the day, and you were somehow always surprised at how fast your extra time passed with the daycare attendant. you hadnât spent the whole time talking about your experience through the day, as you could never remember things people asked of you to remember in the moment they did, so your ever-understanding friend had initially done a majority of the talking. describing the itinerary he had planned for the children today, how it all went mildly off-track and some improvisations had to be made, all while you helped clean up any stray toys or such still left skewed about the space. in the comfortable silence that followed, you blurted out pieces of your own activities until they finally formed the solid timeline of your day, if not broken up by a plushie-throwing battle momentarily.
the sun had set a half of the time through, though, and now you were in the company of the moon, who hummed along to your musings, âthatâs disgusting. genuinely vile.â
there was no doubt a grimace painted across your features, and he seemed to laugh at the picture, âit really was! sucked. awful.â
he made some elaborate show of swimming through the air on his back, with only the cable hooked to their back piece, supporting their taunting frame, âsucks to suck, loser. you probably smell like it. take a shower, stink.â
you frowned up at him from where you walked along the hallway, sniffing at your clothes before letting your steps fall a little heavier, âshut up!! i was gonna anyways!â
the cord gave no audible indicator of the lunar dingdong gliding to hover over you with a playful grin, âstop stomping then, bozo. throwing tantrum. stinky stinker.â
âi am not!! youâre just being a jerk.â
you cringed, while moonâs smile only seemed to widen. you definitely sounded kind of whiny; you both knew that, so you switched it up with a drawn-out sigh, âANYWAYS!! iâm gonna have to clock out soon, so donât miss me too much while iâm gone, aâight?â
you were steadily approaching the exit now, and the moon dragged itself along by the tether still for a quiet moment, before snorting with the barest trace of a crackle from their voicebox, âcouldnât care less.â
although, when standing in front of the shutters, he ruffled your hair a bit with a titter filled of mischief, then smoothed it back down to a poor imitation of how it looked before as he lowered himself to your standing when you complained lowly. you rolled your eyes at him, huffing, âwow, you guys really are fakeâŠâ
moon gave you a disgruntled mumble as a reply at first, before it raised to a decibel that was actually possible for humans to hear clearly, fingers wandering to trace spirals into your temple, âyeah, yeah- sooo unreal, this is all a dream. wake up. wake up. wake up. wake up.â
you breathed a laugh that went strictly against the bit, face twisted in an unwitting smile, âwake up? i would think youâd be telling me to sleep, instead. isnât that kinda your whole thing?â
the bot fell silent for a moment, tracing out as many bumps and ridges and shapes he could of your face, like the imprinting of a memory as cool fingertips ghosted over the seam of your lips. it was a little strange, but it still relaxed the muscles in your face as he reached up slowly to brush away a fallen eyelash with a plastic knuckle, then seemed to regain his voice, âsleep. sleep. sleep. sleep. sleep.â
that finally made you cackle, and moon squeezed your cheeks lightly with eyes that wished to crinkle in mirth, letting their silicone palms slip from your jaw with a final couple of taps from thumbs to the edges of your mouth, âyouâre such a weirdo, dude.â
this time he rolled his eyelights instead, the cord clipped to their back pulling taut as their smile seems a little less carved in, and heâs watching you from a birdâs eye view once more, âsure⊠uhuh.â
you fished out your keycard, still grinning as well, âyou really are, i swear! gonna dip now, though. see you when i see you!!â
card swiped and shutters lifting, you waved to the moon as you stepped out, it reciprocating a reflection of the farewell for the night, âlater, weirdo. stay safe.â
you shouted back an affirmation, and all you got in reply was the tinkling of bells.
you were glad they were salvageable.
well, you honestly were infinitely more grateful that they as a whole were salvageable. the bells were just a nice bonus. you flicked one tied to their wrist again, smiling a little to yourself.
at first the ribbons had been scorched of ash and blackened from fire, but you had cleaned and learned to stitch, so they now looked as good as new. maybe the two found peace in the fact as well, but you could never truly know what went on in their head at any given moment. only guesses, really. lots of guesses nowadays.
guesses such as who was sitting next to you at the moment. who? sun rays were out, nightcap pinned, staring at you. it was useless to have the television on, really as no one watched whatever was playing, but you still observed the light bouncing off the walls with a very real interest.
there was a painfully long stretch of silence, and though you didnât have a clue as to whether they felt as uncomfortable as you did, you still struck up conversation. the animatronic seemed eager to listen to whatever it was you finally took a deep breath to say, eyes glued to your face as you sighed heavily, âuh, sun⊠moon..? are you okay?â
the static laced through their words was a lot more noticeable, fingers in their lap spasming as if indecisive, âyes!! yes, all is well, friend!! weâre alright. you alright, tv too loud? all good?!â
so, your friends werenât quite themselves, were they? were they? you reached over to the remote on the table, switching the television off with the press of a button, while the animatronic observed after your every move. you turned to them a little more after that, and held out your arms with an unsure grin, to which sunrays extended to stab through the poor nightcap further, âiâm all good! donât worry, buddy⊠do you uh, want a hug?â
there was a moment of hesitation, like their body was held back by something, yet their faceplate was lit up with a sort of unbridled joy that had your smile widening, âYES!! yes, yes!!! that would be nice, mhm. can we?!â
you raised a brow, teasing, âiâm literally the one who asked, guys. of course.â
very soon after saying that you were gathered in arms and cradled close, high pitched laughter and mumbles being whispered as you wrapped your limbs around them, still jittery hands rubbing circles into your back. digits trailed and traced up your spine, ghosting over notches of vertebrae like second nature, and you squeezed them closer still. a laugh escaped you too when you felt cold fingers trail to your upper neck and draw shapes on your cheeks, pulling your head gently to face their faceplate. rays retracted to be able to rest on your shoulder, eyes still staring at you as their plastic plated fingers brushed over your mouth, the barest of pressure to make the skin give before their line of sight finally drifted to what they were doing.
it was like lightning struck their servos, making them sit rod straight with sunrays ripping up the hat more as they flared and spun like the blades of a fan, making you wince at the future stitching project. it was like they were trying to avoid any physical contact with you now, despite you still very much being spread on their lap, and you were mildly surprised they hadnât chucked you across the living room from the force of their jolt, âwh- are you okay?? what happened?!â
they seemed like you when you reflected on an embarrassing memory from elementary school in the dead of night, and you had to choke down a wheeze that wouldâve been at their expense, mortification hidden behind the same hands that had so affectionately held you, âOH MY GOSH. WEâRE SO SORRY- sorry- WE DIDNâT EVEN ASK!! WEâRE HORRIBLE!!! fakest friends. HOW COULD WE?? horrib-â
you furrowed your brows, leaning forward to pry their hands from their face, which they probably let you from how easy it was to move them. you then replaced their hands with your own, making sure to keep eye contact while they stared into yours, lightly brushing thumbs over the designs carved onto their faceplate, âALRIGHT, NONE OF THAT!! i donât know what youâre freaking out about, but youâre not bad buddies at all! like, if itâs about the whole touchy-feely dealy, then you guys are fine!!! more than fine, really! donât you think i would TELL you to stop if i got uncomfortable?!â
there was a moment of quiet, and hands that were hovering at their sides drop down to the couch cushions, âuhm.. yeah, guess so. are⊠are you sure, though??! can we-â
your hands found theirs in a slightly annoyed resolution, lifting them to your face to press from the palms to their fingertips to your mouth, effectively killing any words left in their voicebox. you swore you maybe heard the air conditioning kick up speed in the silence, and when you moved on to their metal knuckles, one of them breathed out static, âstar, we get it..â
you huffed at them, pausing to stare at their unreadable expression, âYOU BETTER!! AND ALSO YOUâRE NOT FAKE!! now come on, can we get back to it??? the back rubs were especially nice..â
there was hesitation again for a moment, but then they snickered something that was an overlap of the two you knew and loved, and digits traveled over your skin. you sighed in contentment, sinking into their hold while hugging them close to you once more, squeezing when a hand came up to card through your hair, âaww, friend!!! âŠspoiled.â
you went to yap an objection, but any fight left you when they rested a faceplate with retracted rays back on your shoulder, tracing stars into the corners of your lips. you simply flicked the bells tied to their wrist absentmindedly instead, happy.
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Hellloo tumblr! Or should I say..futturfriends? I don't know hah! This is very importantâŒâŒâ ïž I really hope everyone can see this
Just wanted to say a big thank you again for all of the love I have received so far! Did not think that I could gain a lot of new friends on here:) I wanted to point out though..I am uh..23. And I do tend to post a LOT of...nsfw topicsđ
so I think it's really important to remember that unless you're an adult, I suggest not looking through my page and stuff. Maybeee 16+ is okay? Not for all things though. But still..I see some of you little preteenagers trying to talk to me in certain ways when you should be finishing your middle school final project before summer(light hearted jokeđđ€Ł)
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paisley facts
paisley love space! she worked at a NASA-like place as a janitor, always feeling jealous of those who can actually go to space and are apart of sending people to space, until one day her hard work was realized and she got promoted to a programmer! now she works on programs that are used on space ships and used to keep track of things currently in space, like probes and rovers!
she still wants to go to space herself, but she feels like she's that much closer to maybe doing that one day, so she's still happy with what she has.
she also writes fanfiction about space probes and rovers and makes them humanoid robots that kiss or something. or want to kiss but due to the distance, they cant, bc space.
her parents, being dormice, were constantly sleepy and neglected their child bc they couldn't really be bothered. so as a kid, paisley acted out at school to get attention she wasn't receiving at home. she got in trouble quite often because of this.
she resents her parents for how they treated her and doesnt really keep in contact with them.
meanwhile, paisley didnt get the sleepy trait, and probably doesnt sleep as much as she should lol
she technically isn't related to mice, but still really likes cheese. she will get upset if someone is like "of course you like cheese" to her, though. she also really likes berries, nuts, and charcuterie boards!
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Anticipating Parenthood
Buzz and Mira await the birth of twins; follow-up to Focus On The Future
Mira groaned as she seated herself on the couch in her and Buzz's living room, incomplete paperwork in hand. She wasn't sure how many more boring days at home she could take. Though she was looking forward to the adventure of being a mother, she was also eager to get back into the action she'd been missing out on since being put on maternity leave. Commander Nebula would occasionally give Mira some paperwork to do so she'd feel she was at least doing something useful for Star Command, and the boys always kept her up to date on the team's latest escapades across the galaxy, but it wasn't the same as actually being on the mission on person.
"Sort, fold, send," the Tangean mumbled to herself as she leafed through the paperwork. "Sort, fold, send ..."
Since Tangean pregnancies didn't last as long as human ones, and the twins were part human (as well as part Morphian on their father's side), the doctors couldn't provide a proper due date. All they could do was give Buzz and Mira an estimated time period during which the babies could possibly be born. Mira thought of all the weekends Buzz had spent setting up the nursery. At first the space ranger insisted that he could handle most of the work by himself; but after accidentally spilling an entire can of paint all over the north wall of the nursery, as well as on some of the furniture, he agreed to let Booster and XR help - which they were more than happy to do, of course.
In a corner of the room was a pile of gifts Buzz and Mira had been sent by their friends. So far there were those nice hand-woven blankets Booster's parents had sent; the space-themed musical mobile and baby monitors from Rocket and Melanie; the cute little outfits from Fop and Bonnie; those darling animal onesies made from ethically-sourced Altairian Lamapaca wool from Ty and Ozma; the teething rings, stuffed animals and other toys from Ian and Teresa. For his gift, XR tried to set up a security system of sorts in the nursery ("You know, in case of kidnappers," he said), but unfortunately Buzz had to take it down due to safety concerns.
Poor XR, Mira thought. He was just trying to be helpful. Even when things didn't work out.
Now, with the soonest possible due date having already passed, and the latest possible due date only two weeks away, the nursery was finished and ready for the arrival of the little Lightyear-Nova twins.
Wanting a break from the boredom, Mira placed the papers on the coffee table in front of her and turned her attention to the photographs adorning the walls. There was one of Buzz as a small boy sitting on his Nana's lap, along with some of other moments in Buzz's life. His first Junior Space Ranger meeting; at Cosmo's with Warp, Ty, and Rocket during their Academy days; his graduation from the Space Ranger Academy; the day he received his first award; the day he, Mira, XR, and Booster officially became Team Lightyear ...
Was it really almost six years ago? Mira thought. It feels like it was only yesterday I was a rebellious rookie fresh out of the Academy, teaming up with an annoying talking tin can, a clumsy but kind-hearted janitor, and the pride of Star Command himself to free the Unimind and the galaxy from the clutches of evil ...
A sudden kick in the ribs from one of her unborn twins jolted Mira out of her thoughts. Craters! Not again! the mother-to-be thought, clenching her teeth as she clapped a hand to her side in an attempt to ease the pain, then started to take deep steady breaths until the pain subsided.
"Whichever one of you did that, you are grounded for a week as soon as you are born! Do you hear me, young man or lady?"
The babies remained still for a minute, as if in shame. Then one of them started to wiggle, and its sibling soon joined in.
Of course, Mira could never stay mad at her twins for long, no matter how hard they kicked her. Smiling, the mother-to-be leaned into the back of the couch, placed a hand on her swollen belly, and started to hum softly while the little ones within her womb continued to kick and squirm. As she started to relax, her mind began to drift back to almost eight months ago, when Buzz first brought up the idea of parenthood.
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#buzz lightyear of star command#blosc#buzz lightyear#mira nova#lightyears ahead#lightyear-nova family
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Lol, yeah the DF is lucky on that part. A menace like that would get even the best of the DF to loose their shit with the amount of pranks thats been going on for years.
And yeah, some indeed thought it was Akari who'd made these bombs but nope. They got had with a kid who's still struggling to control his powers. Years later, they know the truth and oh boy is Kafka in for some overdue payback.
But back to the school shall we? Now Kafka don't have the time nor the resources to trap the entier highschool. He has just enough time to trap a small section befor the officers realize where Kafka really is. Though the shcool he ends up at is one of the really old ones and have many confusing corridors and whatnots thanks to all the new add ones and repairs done over the many decades the shcool has exsisted.
Even Kafka finds himself lost in there, since he somehow manage to find a lot of hidden spaces that acts as short cuts and various old rooms that is no longer in much use. It also the reason why he did not have a lot of time of it since the boy wasted quite a bit of time looking for the janitors room and a few other things to make traps off.
He found a lot more than he thought he would and before long Isao and officers finds themself in their own new horro school game. Especially since Kafka can't stop himself from acting like a little germling and make all kinds of noises and what nots to make thing even more confusing. Not to mention unnerving.
Though Kafka don't waste much time on that as Isao and the others are after all looking for him. So Kafka hides in one of these many rooms to slowly transform back to human again.
And much like in canon, whenever he transforms anything his wears is hidden underneath the his kaiju form. And given that Kafka decided to go out as kid covered in fake blood, scars, looking chostly pale and wearing raged cloths made for quite the sight when Isao found Kafka sitting in one of the classrooms eating a candy bar.
The man genuinely thought he actually saw a ghost because as soon as he blinked, Kafka was gone. And then somehow reappared behind him.
And then by partly transforming his vocal cords made the best creepy child voice he could. Proto is to blame for this part as the old kaiju decided to teach his grandson some movie horros moves he had actually managed to recreat by watching a lot of said movies. And became curious if he could pull some of them off.
Cleary, Kafka has gotten some bad habits as a result. Something neither Hina nor Akari are happy with.
Proto knew what his grandson would potentially get into and is no doubt laughing about this entire incident. I imagine all the older officers coming together just to prank the living hell out of our himbo once they realize he was the gremlin that pranked them all those years ago. Kafka has no clue about it until it's too late.
#sonicasura#sonicasura answers#asks#anonymous#quarter anon#kaiju no. 8#kaiju no 8#kaijuno.8#kaijuno8#kn8#kaiju number 8#monster no 8#monster no. 8#hibino kafka#kafka hibino
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Gman x Reader
[Things to note: I'm just now getting back into the Half-life series after not playing it for years, so there's mostly likely lore stuff or whatever that's wrong. Also, this is kinda long and not proof read, sorry about that, I guess]
It was a nice day. During everything that was constantly happening good weather was always a blessing that everyone was thankful for. Something else that you were thankful for was the fact that you were in one of the smaller cities. Yes, you were still under the every-watching eye of the Combine, but it wasnât as pressing as it was in the larger ones. You had actually moved, or rather were moved, to this place, so little that it didnât even have a name, about fifteen years ago. You had spent much of your childhood and some of your teenage years in City 17, and when it was deemed that you were, âold enough,â to take care of yourself in your later teen years, you were chosen for a project to inhabit a smaller, more rural habitations the Combine had started to move people to.
While your parents were hesitant to let you go, they were somewhat happy to see you got to one of these more peaceful areas. Apparently, you had lived somewhere similar when you were a small child. Though, you had trouble remembering it as it was so long ago. Your parents had found you wandering in some ruins, and took you in. It was odd to see a child around all things considered, but as they were wanting a child for sometime and the Combine officials where they were didnât seem to mind them having one, they werenât going to complain.
You were part of the reason that they were moved to a larger city in the first place. It was so there were plenty of Combine approved personnel to keep an eye on you and your life; it was almost like they were expecting something drastic to happen. But, throughout all your life and all of the extensive habit studying, frequent doctorsâ appointments, and the other few odd things here and there, you were just a normal person.
Honestly, while you were sad to be separated from your parents, you were more than happy to get a new start at life out here. There most you could complain about was the fact that your work was chosen for you. Most everyone out here were scavengers or sorts. Janitors might be a more fitting term; perhaps something between the two. Your job was to clear out rubble around the area to see if there was anything useful in the debris, or to try to find usable building space for whatever the Combine might want to use it for. At the moment, they were using them from makeshift housing for means of building the populous of the area.
While you and your neighbors most certain ally werenât told what their plans were, you all figured it was to divide people even more to make control a bit easier. Though knowing the odd ways of the Combine there was no way of knowing for sure.
There wasnât quite as much work to do today as your group had finished clearing a section of debris, and you were all told to wait for further instructions before moving on to the next step. Seeing as it would still be light for a few more hours, you decided to go for a walk before going back home. There werenât many level places to walk, at least where you were being watched like a hawk the whole time. You had fun exploring the old buildings and the surrounding areas anyways. Sometimes you could find little bits and bobs and take them home to brighten the place up before the official team went on a search and were told to dispose of most everything.
You had found a building this time that look like used to be a work building of some kind. If you could find the place that used to be the office, you could really score some stuff. The last one that you searched had all sorts of fun things on the desks; your favorite was a little snow globe that had surprisingly not been shattered through the years. The glass was starting to yellow a bit, but the glitter still shone brightly around the little cartoon, alien figure in the middle. If only the people who made it all that time ago knewâŠ
Much to your delight there was an office here. Looked like it was something corporate and cushy, so there was bound to be plenty of frivolities around based on the things some of the older people in your group had told you. As you looked around for anything interesting, your eye caught a picture hanging on the wall. While you thought to take it back with you just as a joke, you decided it would be better suited here as something of a monument to the people that used to work here; who knows if any of them survived.
You did have to admire, even sort of marvel at their out fits. It seemed odd to you that there was really that many different types of clothing. The most anyone had these days were their jumpsuits and maybe a hat or some other accessory made from the scraps around. These people looked like they all had full outfits with some pretty fancy jewelry, watches, and a few more accessories that you werenât even sure what they were.
A crunch of the graveled debris put you on alert, and quickly you spun around. There was someone thereâŠor, you thought so. Now that you were looking closely you could see it was just your imagination. Something else that told you that you were still alone was the fact that your imagined voyeur had an outfit like the people in the picture. It must have been a trick of the light, one of those things where if you look at something for too long then you see itâs ghost for a moment once you look away. After looking for a few minutes more and grabbing a few things for yourself and some for your neighbors, you decided not to push your luck any further. Itâs not like there were any rules against looking around like this, as long as one stayed in the permitted region. But, it was never a smart idea to give the Civil Protection any opportunity say it was for their own entertainment.
There was something that kept gnawing at the back of your mind that you were in fact being watched. It seemed this feeling was correct as the next thing you knew there was someone standing on a ledge about twenty feet above the hall you were walking down. You took a moment to try to see who it was, but quickly decided to keep moving. It seemed that two things were true: there was a man in the office room with you and he did in fact have one of those office outfits on- a suit you think you had heard them called? In any case, he certainly wasnât from around here; that meant there was a non-zero chance he was with the Combine somehow. No need to interact with them when you donât have to.
Whoever that was must have wanted you to see him as there was no effort on his part to hide once he was spotted. In fact, he watched you the entire way through the hall. All you could do was to leave this place as soon as you could and hope that he wasnât some sort of new look out and that you had seen the last of him. That last hope should be the actual case as you were getting close to where you had entered from and though you werenât sure exactly how that guy got up where he did, it must have taken at least a bit of time get there.
âExcuse me.â
Against the odds the man you were just pondering walked from a nearby doorway, making you freeze in your tracks. Though he looked like any other person you had seen, there was something about him that seemed like it commanded more authority, almost to an involuntary degree.
âPardon me,â the man offered, perhaps as another greeting or perhaps because he noticed that he startled you, âbut⊠you see, I ⊠was passing through when, I noticed something⊠familiar.â There was something odd about the way his words were spoken. It didnât seem to be a stutter, at least in none of its usual varieties. It almost sounded like he was struggling to breathe with every word he said. Or, like it was difficult for him to even form the words in the first place.
âFamiliar?â You question hesitantly.
âY-es.â He replies expectantly.
âDo I⊠I mean- have we met?â You asked.
âNo.â He responded. âThough that should not have⊠any bearing on the situation.â
You were starting to think this guy was more than just eccentric.
âSo, weâve never met, but youâre supposed to look familiar?â
âNotâŠlook. Itâs more of a âŠfeeling.â Now the man looked confused. He seemed to think there was something that should have been obvious to notice, but you werenât sensing anything.
âPerhaps⊠yes. I believe your⊠well, rather, you- have buried yourself. Though, I cannot say why.â
The man sat down the case in his hand, the handle falling down with a small thump. He then walked closer to you, raised his hands, and placed his thumbs on either side of your head to gently press onto your temples. You were still frozen where you were, though you almost felt curiosity rather than fear.
âNow- let us see what⊠exactly has you so forgetful.â He hummed more to himself rather than to you a split second before every thing went black in a snap like a light being switched off.
Things were suddenly zipping through your mind and past your darkened eyes faster than you could even hope to process them. Star rushing past, flashes bizarre landscapes wove their way between the spacial feeling of pressurizing weightlessness and the smell of char. Things that seemed so strange, so alien, and yetâŠ
Just as quickly as you had blacked out, you suddenly found yourself back in the abandoned building, the man walking away from you and picking up his case once more.
âIt seems like this⊠is a more, intensive, process than I originally thought. You seemed rather overwhelmed.â He looked back to you, his eyes that were once a striking blue now seemed to have a bight green glow from the irises, making them look almost teal. There was an endearment to his gaze, that you now seemed to understand; at least a bit more anyway. Something about him did seem familiar; it was a sense more so than a memory. Even though you did not know him, nor had you ever, it was like you had been looking for him for centuries.
âYou appear to be havingâŠdifficulty, remembering. And, regrettably, I do not have any more time- to spare helping you at the moment.â Suddenly, a white light in the shape of doorway rose from the ground. âWe shall be in touch again soon.â
And, and with that he walked through and the light closed.
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You managed to stumble your way back to your apartment, the first thing you did was flop down on the old mattress that you had. There were so many things rushing through your mind, but most of them were incomprehensible. You werenât sure how long you lied there and pondered, but it was long enough that the sun had finished going down. The cool might breeze helped to calm you down and bring you out of you zoned out fog.
You sat up, not realizing until you were directly in across from the little window on the other side of the room that you had a cold sweat, the breeze cooling it further. Not doing much more to acknowledge it than the involuntary shiver that ran through your system, you walked over to look out at the night sky. Reaching over to the nearby desk, you took your little snow globe and started to fidget with it, stirring up the glitter in all different directions.
Holding up the little semi-sphere to the open window, the glitter blended with the starts and the little alien hovered among them all. Yet, it was still trapped by the yellowed glass.
You sighed, tired from everything, but still lazily swirling the snow globe.
"Did I have a past life or something?" You wondered aloud.
"I wouldn't say-"
You screamed at the voice that suddenly appeared behind you.
Whirling around you saw the man from before, the green flittering from his eyes and leaving only the blue once more. He ducked down quickly, and a moment later stood up with your tricket in hand; you must have dropped it when you were startled.
"My, apologies..." He offered before looking at the thing in his hand. A playful, almost unbelieving smirk tugged at the corner of his mouth as he turned the contents himself.
"Life is... full of- interesting allegories. Wouldn't you agree?" He mused as he handed the globe back to you.
You didn't have a response. That didn't seem to matter as he seemed to have more to say himself.
"As I was explaining: I wouldn't say that you- had a... past life- as much as I would say, you've had one with a... new beginning."
You felt like you should understand what he was saying; you wanted to understand what he was saying. But, it was odd to think you were anyone but who your immediate memories told you that you were- just an average person trying to live the best life that they could under the iron grip of the Combine...
Wait!
"The Civil Protection! If they heard me yell, then-"
"Do not worry. We are somewhere that... they cannot bother us."
It was then you noticed how still everything was. The wasn't a sound other than one that was familiar to the soft hum from the field of stars you saw earlier, and the breeze had stopped completely.
"Where? Where are we?" You questioned.
He made a face that seemed both amused and forlorn.
"You really have... forgotten- so much."
Before anything else could be said, it seemed like he realized something. No, it was like he was being told something in an unseen earpiece.
"It seems our current time together must come to an end. I must apologize for presuming your- continued visits. However, it has been...
It has been- welcoming, to have like company."
He straightened his shirt collar and then his jacket like he was embarrassed about something; perhaps what he had just said. Then he gained a smug grin.
"And, I cannot very well leave you... to your own devices after- introducing you to your true nature. Might be dangerous, hm?"
The light doorway immerged once more, and you new that meant he had to leave.
"You will come back?" You asked a bit more enthusiastically than you meant to. It seemed you also felt the connection he did, though you weren't even sure you knew what it was.
"Of course. Until we... meet again."
And with that he was gone, leaving you back to the real world, your thoughts, and the soft night breeze.
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Yesterday I finally saw âBarbieâ, required watching for both the Woke and the AntiWoke.
Ryan Gosling never looked so buff or Simu Liu so sexy.
But Iâm not here to talk about them.
There was something wrong that I could not place my finger on and after getting home I looked at several Barbie-sucks YouTube videos. They all had a point but werenât quite MY point.
In Barbieland, the Barbies and Kens all live totally separate existences but also get along in perfect harmony. Nobody seems to give a second thought that the Barbies hold all positions of importance, all the way down to the janitors (arguably important because they actually hold a job), while the Kens are LITERALLY just decoration. Genitalia, thus libido per se, does not exist so neither does romance nor drama between the sexes. True, the Kens seem a little frustrated, but they manage while in truth there is nothing substantial going in the Barbiesâ lives either.
At Barbieâs dream house, every night is âgirlâs nightâ. Nobody knows what happens to the Kens at night, not even where they supposedly live. Girls hang with girls and boys with boys.
In other words, itâs a queer, queer, queer, queer world. Queer and peaceful and happy. All the fucking time. But of course no one fucks at all. Or ever. All that Ken meat and muscle around and not even a neck rub.
All that changes after Ken has seen the human world where Kens (men) are not just decoration but have this thing called Patriarchy which makes them important. And they have horses. Ken realizes this is what Barbieland needs: Patriarchy!
Ken gets back to B-land before Barbie does and gets to work. In what seems to be the space of a few hours, B-land is totally transformed and all the Kens have seduced the Barbies and are acting like rednecks. With mini-fridges full of beer.
Stereotype-Barbie returns horrified. B-land has become sexualized, and heterosexualized at that!
Weâre not in Pleasantville anymore... (Speaking of which, Reese Witherspoon would have been much better as Barbie than Margot Robbie)
The fact that Stereo Barbie is horrified and works hard to get Barbieland back to the way it was (Pleasantville style), is what horrified so many reviewers. But others say that is exactly the point. But again, Iâm not going there.
I had another take.
Seeing how in Barbieland, no one goes hungry (they canât eat), they can beach all day and dance all night, and boys and girls are allowed (meant?) to live separate lives, it seems like a total queer utopia.
So the sudden loss of innocence in the Ken boytoys was particular poignant from
the perspective of a gay kid.
For most queersons, puberty is a time when their whole lives âfantasies and allâare reduced to a shambles, and they spend the next several decades trying to put everything back together again, only in a different grown-up version. There are no blueprints or social guidelines that serve as hints along the way.
So yeah, I understand Barbieâs horror though not for the same reasons. You can never go back to how it was.
What happened after that, well you can go see it yourself and see where you might fit in.
Anyway, I was hoping for some kind of funky version of La La Land mixed in with Pleasantville and the Truman Show, but Barbie was no La La Land. And thatâs OK I guess.
You go out and watch it and see for yourself.
#barbie the movie#men in barbie colors#pink underwear#men in pink#hot pink#pink aesthetic#margot robbie#reese witherspoon#pleasantville#barbie and ken
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For Funsies (Caged Birds Verse ft. Z Squared and Key)
Warnings: Needs knowledge of Caged Birds, references to a snippet in Chapter 12, canon compliant to Caged Birds.Â
@lottieinlimbo Request: Anything vaguely key and janitor staff interactions related would be snazzyÂ
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Zahur watched with keen eyes as Key paused in the middle of her stride, her fingers tugging at the hem of an old Night Raven College shirt that one of the students had neglected to bring home over the summer break. Although the material looked cozy (it was well worn and soft to the touch when he accidentally brushed past her), the young woman looked like she wasnât comfortable in it. The fabric swallowed her figure, making her appear almost childlike and tinier than her actual stature. It also did not help that there were old red stains upon the front of it, as if someone had dumped a vat of spaghetti sauce upon the fabric and did not immediately wash it afterwards.
"Hey, newbie, feeling scared?"
Zahur felt Keyâs eyes land on him as he pocketed his phone into the side pocket of his uniform. Although it had been almost two weeks since she had been placed under the care of Alastair, the young custodian hadn't spent too much time with him or their other colleagues. A part of Zahur understood that it took time to get used to working with a lively bunch, but he couldnât help but feel that there was something more to her reticent nature that couldnât be fully explained by shyness.
Emilio, ever the troublemaker, was one of the first to try to break her out of her shell. After finding out that Alastair was roped into taking care of someone for the Headmage, he had been quick to invade Key's personal space. It was in Emilio's nature to pester and ask questionsâcuriosity was at the core of his personality, second to pranking, of course. However, while Key was initially very polite, she wasn't too receptive to his ostentatious displays of friendship. Emilio had backed off after a day or so, but he was still intrigued by the newest recruit, often citing that he was happy that there was another magicless staff member in their midst.
For Zahur, he wasn't too interested in the newcomer at first. Alastair hadn't been too forthright when it came to who Key was and why she was hired at Night Raven College and she certainly hadn't opened up until recently. The very few times he had been alone with Key, he had noted that she was flighty and seemed sad, almost lost whenever she thought that no one else was looking.
There was also the first week period when Key had been periodically sent or stayed in the infirmary due to illnessâthe likes of which Zahur and the others weren't too aware of.
So, yes. Key was a bit of a mystery that some of the custodians were keen on solving or watching unfold. Surprisingly, other members of support staff like the gardeners and the stablehands were also curious, but didnât usually venture out of their own spheres to confront her.Â
For all of Zaria's cold and aloof nature, she was actually the most insistent on trying to understand Key. Zahur had joked that it must have been Zaria's maternal instincts rearing up again (as if he would ever let her live down the fact that she absolutely caved whenever she saw her sister's kids), but ended up swallowing his words when she sent him a death glare. Most of her attempts were based on trying to be in the same room as Key, talking about literature, or trying to dig into Key's background. More often than not, Zaria came back empty handed. Unlike Emilio, though, her attempts were subtle and while Key did not reciprocate, she didn't have to verbally tell her to leave her alone.
A win for Zaria and a total loss for kicked puppy Emilio.
Perhaps that was why Alastair had decided to assign Zahur and Zaria to mentor Key for the day. It was only fair considering that he had spent the first few days answering her questions and touring her around the school while simultaneously escorting her to and from the infirmary. Furthermore, summer school was about to start and that meant that there were going to be a few scholarship students who needed to help the custodians out. A quick look at the roster revealed there was going to be an Octavinelle student by the name of Cameron Norton, a recently graduated second year fox beastman. Cameron was already in tune with the culture and schedule of the maintenance staff so that didn't mean that he needed much supervision. However, because he was still a student, he would need to be accompanied by someone...
And considering how much Alastair needed the new custodian to become more accustomed to the school, it would make sense to pair her up with Cameron.
Zahur wasn't sure how that was going to play out, but he had been a teenage boy with delusions of grandeur, so he wouldn't be surprised if Cameron chafed at being supervised by someone who had only a few days' experience. In fact, Zahur had thought about warning Alastair or even Key, but thought better of it.
Key would have to learn sooner rather than later that NRC students were a different breed.Â
At the very least, Zahur knew from experience that Cameron was a hard worker and tended to fly under the radar. He had his own fair share of troubles and had participated in a few shenanigans (there was a potions incident with a fellow second year from Pomefiore, which resulted in a dozen studentsâ hair becoming a hot shade of pink), but he was generally amiable. The fox beastmanâs easygoing nature was generally a favorable trait unless you wanted to delve deep underneath the surface, but Zahur never pried too far when supervising him.Â
But back to the matter at handâ
When Alastair had announced that morning that Key would be shadowing Z Squared, she appeared shocked and a little confused. Maybe even apprehensive.
Zahur could sympathize.Â
Even though he had been employed longer than both Zaria and Emilio, he was still somewhat intimidated by Zaria at times. The snow leopard beastman was a gruff, down to earth sweetheart, but her cold nature was just as domineering as her hometownâs famed mountain range.Â
Of course, people pleaser as she was, Key merely nodded and followed both senior custodians. Once they were all in the supply closet (Zahur and Zaria didn't feel like taking the scenic route), Zaria pressed her pointer finger against the web of cracks on the wall. Once the cracks had resembled that of the inner workings of a lock, the snow leopard beastman rotated her finger counterclockwiseâas if she were wielding a working key.Â
Back when they had first found out that the young womanâs name was Key, Emilio had teased her a little for it. Key had simply said that it was the name that she wanted to be called and nothing else.Â
Now, everyone was pretty much aware of Dr. Parkâs sordid and mysterious past and there were plenty of employees roaming around NRCâs hallowed halls to know that there were people who did not need their lives dug into. It simply wasnât under their purview to vet their fellow colleagues and while the Headmage was not entirely consistent in his professionalism, he did hire people who did good work. Whether or not that good work was carried out by those who were haunted by past misdeeds was none of their concern.Â
Normally, Zahur would have let it go⊠Itâs just that Key was a child.Â
Yes, she was technically an adultâin fact, she was as old as the third years and some fourth yearsâbut that meant nothing. How could someone think that she was okay when other members of her age group were busy carousing and making trouble for their peers and staff alike was beyond him. Even if Key tried her hardest to appear normal, it was apparent to everyone that she was hiding something.
Zahur wouldnât go as far as to say that she was some sort of escaped criminal or a refugee from a horrible situation, but the circumstances surrounding her sudden appearance was suspect.Â
Alastair hadnât been actively looking for new recruits despite his insistence that they were understaffed and the Headmage hadnât sent out notices for new applicants. If he had, Zahur would have sent an email or two to some buddies who were down on their luck.Â
No, the appearance of one confused and lost looking Key was downright surprising.Â
After Zaria finished the process, they were able to pass through the magical doorway and into the supply room that was adjacent to the entrance way to the dungeons. Unfortunately, the dungeons were not not equipped with a supply room, so it was up to Zahur or Zaria to levitate a janitorial cart from the supply room and down into the depths of the dungeons.Â
Because Zahur had a better handle on magic, he gestured at Zaria to conduct the levitating spell.Â
Annoyed, she glared at him with the heat of tea that had reached room temperature, but complied anyway.Â
âCome on, Ria,â he murmured gently as he helped adjust her casting stance. âItâs always good practice, especially since you like to rely on your physical strength.â
While Zahur had trained at Night Raven College when he was younger, Zariaâs magic blossomed a little too late and her parents couldnât afford to send her to a school that specialized in magic. The most training she received was from an accredited institution that focused more on theory rather than application. What she couldnât learn from the pages of a weathered textbook or the laminated pages of a pamphlet was from studying the elders in town or pestering tourists for a demonstration.Â
Thankfully, Zariaâs magic, while rudimentary, was still functioning well, especially under Zahurâs tutelage.Â
Once the levitation spell was stabilized, Zaria began heading towards the stairs. Meanwhile, Zahur waved Key over and gave her a pile of sugar cubes.Â
He looked down at her, an encouraging smile on his face.Â
Key, a little hesitant, raised her hand with the sugar cubes above her head. âSo I justâ?â
âYeah, just call them and Iâll do the rest.â
Key nodded before pursing her lips and whistling.Â
It took a couple shaky notes, but eventually, they heard the sound of gently twinkling bells. Up above, three little fairies trickled in from their resting places from the sconces that bore the green flames before alighting onto Keyâs outstretched palm. The fairies grabbed at the sugar cubes expectantly, but looked at Key curiously. True to Zahurâs word, he told the fairies that they would require their assistance in lighting up the sconces down the steps and in the main chambers of the dungeon. Again, Zahur was more than capable of doing it himself, but it was better to keep the fairies appeased and give them enrichment lest they start begging the students and staff for sweets.Â
With their new job acknowledged, the three fairies placed the sugar cubes into their assigned sconces (one of them nibbled at a corner of a cube) before flitting ahead and lighting up the way with bright green flames.Â
With that out of the way, all three of the custodians began their gradual descent to the dungeons.Â
Centuries ago, this castle used to be home to royalty until it had been converted into a school by a kind but eccentric innovator and educator. There hadnât been a name attached to such a person, but it was rumored that this man was someone who valued learning from many different cultures, beliefs, and ultimately, the infinite ways of doing magic. Nowadays, the dungeon was a long gone relic of ages gone by, but Zahur was convinced that part of the punishment, aside from being imprisoned, was going down the long flight of stairs.Â
The trek down was long and arduous, but eventually, all three of them finally found themselves deep in the depths of the dungeons.Â
The air underneath the school was dank and cold, Zahur could feel his skin forming goosebumps along his dark, tanned skin. Reflexively, he reached for the elastic that kept his long hair tucked and tamed in a low hanging ponytail so that he could tighten it.Â
It would be a shame if he lost one of Zariaâs elastics in the dank depths of the dungeon.Â
A couple feet in front of Zahur, Zaria halted and gracefully allowed her magic to set the janitorial cart down onto the floor.
âFirst order of business,â Zaria said as she waved Key forward, âwe analyze the situation. What do you see?â
Key, who up until that point had been looking at the dungeons in a mixture of dread and astonishment, looked startled when she had been unceremoniously dragged out of her thoughts. That was another thing about her, Zahur realized, she was someone who spent a lot of time in her head.Â
A good trait for someone who liked the routine, mundane work of a custodian.Â
But not exactly something you would mix with someone who was bogged down with a past that clearly brought them grief.Â
âItâsâŠâ Keyâs deep brown eyes flitted in between the huge chamber, at the old metal bars that encased empty rooms designed to house prisoners, and old tools meant for punishment. âItâs going to take all day to clean this.â
âGood eye,â Zahur chuckled as he made his way to the mops and the buckets that they prepared beforehand. âSecond order of business?â
âTwenty questions.â
The speed of Keyâs head turn was quick enough to cause Zahur to experience whiplash. Was her neck okay?Â
âP-pardon, Miss Zaria?â
âWhat, you think we chose to clean the dungeons because it was our assignment?â Zahur couldnât help but tease Key. Cleaning the dungeons was more like a once a quarter thing since no one went down there aside from a few troublemakers. Today, they were supposed to clean and sanitize the classrooms that werenât in session today, but Key didnât know that. âTell her, habibti, why weâre here.â
Deadpan, and without any lilt or inflection in Zariaâs voice, she said, âFor funsies.â
Keyâs eyes widened behind the thick lenses of her glasses. âF-funsiââ
âI didnât say that, you did.â Zaria grabbed a mop and threw it, handle first at the young custodian, seemingly not caring, but still watching with a critical eye as Key fumbled with the catch. âAnd you will never say I did. Understood?â
âY-yeah.â
âGood. Whatâs your opinion on erotica?â
âExcuââ
âTwenty questions, keep up. Erotica?â
Zahur whistled to himself as he started in one of the farthest corners of the dungeon, cheerfully ignoring Keandyâs scandalized looks and pleas for help. Yeah, it was totally Alastairâs fault for assigning Key to them under the pretense that would get her to bond with the other custodians, but⊠Zahur didnât mind it too much.Â
And, judging by the barely concealed glee in Zariaâs deadpan delivery, she didnât mind too.Â
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theodora & lila.
  âoh i wonât get in any trouble.â lila said with a little shake of her head and a small scoff. even though she was going to take her advice and make sure everything was done tomorrow, if it wasnât then she knew it would be a bit difficult to try and pay for this wedding. âitâll get done tomorrow, i promise.â she said with a happy grin as she leaned against their counter. her smile widened when theo said that she had been looking at dressed and that just made all of this feel so real. she could draw a million pictures put it wasnât until they started to book everything and pay for everything that it was going to feel real. âcan i see? no, iâm not allowed.â she said with a little shake of her head before leaning a bit closer. â⊠but can i see?â she teased knowing that she knew she didnât want to see until they finally decided on a date and got everything all put together. the happiness that the two of them were feeling was sky high in their apartment. it was like thy were constantly happy and that nothing could tear this away from either of them. âi should probably look at something, right? oh i could even sketch something and see what i can go from there.â finally she closed the space between them and pulled her in for a long and much needed kiss. she chuckled against her lips before finally pulling away and sighing happily. âhave you talk everyone at the studio? i told the rest of my friends, told my family⊠i donât think iâm forgetting anyone.â she knew that they might have to cut down their list of people for the wedding but theyâd get to that much later. âhopefully youâve been getting some heads turning with the ring.âÂ
      theo playfully narrowed her eyes at lila for as long as she could, trying her best to look even a little threatening. but at the end of the day, theo trusted her fiance and that sheâd get it done tomorrow. at the very least, theo would be her drill sergeant if she didnât. âno way!â theo chuckled, âitâs bad luck. or is it bad luck to see the bride in the dress? oh, i canât remember. but either way, itâs supposed to be a surprise!â she was happy over lilaâs obvious enthusiasm which only made her feel better about everything. once they secured the venue and really got the plans rolling, theoâs fantasies would finally become a reality. âseeing as your sketches are all amazing, i wouldnât mind seeing a couple more,â the brunette assured. theoâs smiling by the time she pulls away from the kiss, feeling so happy that she didnât even know what to do with herself. âare you kidding? iâve told everyone at the studio. even down to the janitor,â theo laughed, âi canât keep something like this a secret even if i wanted to.â theoâs family also knew and they were happy for her to have finally found the one for her. they were well aware of theoâs unpleasant history with love prior to meeting lila. âand everyone at the studio loves the ring. theyâre so jealous,â theo remarked with a smile, quickly modeling her ring all over again.
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What are their names? Are there reasons for this?
ahhh, trying to be sleazy and get a full list of OCs from me with this broad-as-hell question, aren't you?
well, lucky for you, it's working!!
you have!!:
Water, my most direct self-insert, a waterslime that's the typical 'unlikely hero' stereotype, except he's *actually* incapable and messes everything up in most of the timelines
Water {Wellspring Clinic}, the same waterslime, except he starts a hospital out of spite instead of becoming one of the fifteen guardians of the earth
Flect, a young bird person who'd been shunned by the rest of his family for not being born with wings, to the point of being disowned by them, and ended up finding himself under the care of Water instead
Tarity, a four-armed Tiefling with a kind heart and desire to help people; she'd become this way after a younger life of being discriminated for having more limbs
Vair, an abstract ghost-like being from another plane of the universe who just vibes and can form weird magical laser beams through re-arranging his limbs
Merix, a pessimistic foxperson that literally could not care less, who currently takes up the role of janitor in Wellspring Clinic after having to get digital prosthetics and needing consistent maintenance for them
Gess, formerly a girl with an interest in strange, magical rocks; atleast, until she one day dies in her sleep with a pink rock on her bedstand, and wakes up with her soul encased within it. said rock is now a necklace worn by Vair
Willow {Dimensional}, the same human boy except in a future where he keeps finding himself through different rifts and ending up in all sorts of worlds and dimensions, attaining multiple god-given curses and magical enhancements, and learning far more than a boy from a medieval fantasy era should. oh and also he's pet so many things.
Willow, a human boy from a medieval fantasy era who's sole desire in life is to pet as many different things as he can. that's it. he does whatever he can to get his hands on the head of everything and everyone he comes across, and keeps track of everything in a notebook he keeps with him. used as a DnD character of mine in a few sessions. yes, he has caused plenty of trouble. especially when a foxgirl goddess appeared before the party.
Nallu and Mito, a pair of candle-people siblings who are just trying to get by
Sepra {Space}, a leader of a criminal space group, and an enthusiast of chemistry, alchemy, and all things poison.
Jylliere {Space}, a member of the aforementioned crime group and co-worker of Sepra, who specializes in hexes and curses and the supernatural
Ensayo {Space}, a roboticist second and botanist first, who used to be a member of the crime group, up until she creates a killer robot that dismantles the group from the inside out of spite for not having more.. magical powers like her other co-workers. is currently on the run from the previous two characters for, y'know, destroying the crime group
MIJOPA {Space}, an AI and travel buddy of Ensayo, created to help maintain the ship she uses to get around, and the various plants onboard. despite being a roughly fully-formed AI, it speaks like an internet user from 2006 types, and it's a furry
...and that should be everyone i want to talk about? i have more characters, but i don't feel like talking about em yet! they're either used in a personal writing project of mine i want to share at some point, or just forgotten about! ...i need to write these things down.
in the meanwhile, though, feel free to ask about literally any of these guys!!! i'll be Absolutely happy to rant my ass off about any of them! sorry for your notifications in the future.
...oh, and for the second half of the ask, um. i forgot. Lol
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High School Rivalry
-fem!reader x ot7 x Hybe Japan
-genre: angst, supernatural, friendships??
-TW: mentions of blood, kidnapping, killing, death, and teeth
-one-shot
-Description: You have been best friends with Jay, Sunghoon, and Jake since elementary school now you guys are in your last year of high school. But over the past year your friends have been acting different, keeping things from you, sneaking around at night, and hanging out with 4 other guys from your school. Soon after you confronted the guys of their behavior the other 4 took you in their friend group. Now in the present, the biggest football game of the school year was coming up. Bats vs Wolves. School rivals BigHit East and BigHit West. A school tradition is that a week before the game the football teams would prank each other. But this year the prank became personal when the wolves kidnapped one of the only things they cared aboutâŠyou
You walk through the halls of your dark school, streamers of red, white, and black hanging from the ceiling to show school spirit. Posters posted on the walls saying âFriday the 13th come to the big game Bats vs Wolvesâ This is all you have been hearing about, one because every talks about it, and two because your friends are on the team. Speaking of your friends you spot them standing in probably the darkest part of the school.Â
âIt still shocks me that they decided to paint a whole wall black, it makes the school seem so dark and gloomyâ you say as you walk up to the guys.Â
âYou say that everydayâ Heeseung says.Â
âI saw it in hopes that a teacher will hear me and do something about itâ you say.Â
âAnyways, are you going to the game?â Jay says.Â
âOf course, why wouldnât I?â you say. Â
âWhen it comes to the big game you get kinda weirdâ Sunghoon says.Â
âWeird? What no?â you say. Jungwon raises his eyebrow at you.Â
âLast year you ripped all the posters off the wall and got detention for 3 daysâ Jungwon says.Â
âThey were poorly made postersâ you say shrugging.Â
âSheâs in denialâ Riki laughs. You roll your eyes as the warning bell goes off.Â
âSee you guys laterâ you say walking off to class with Jay.Â
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School went by in a flash, you start to walk out to your space grey SUV to leave school. All of the other guys claimed they had somewhere to go. Even though your close with them you still feel like they are keeping something from you. As you unlock the car you hear someone say your name. You turn to see a guy you have never seen before.Â
âHiâ a tall brown hair guy says to you.Â
âHi?â you question.Â
âYou are friends with Jake right?â He asks. you nod.Â
âCan you give this to him, he left it at my house, I couldnât find himâ He says.Â
âYeah, whatâs your name so I can tell him who itâs fromâ you say.Â
âKâ he says. You nod, what a strange name. You look down for a second to look at the book he gave you but when you look up heâs gone. You look around confused before getting in your car and leaving. You decide to call Jake to tell him. It took him 6 rings to answer.Â
âWhatâs up?â He asks.Â
âSome guy named K told me to bring you a book you left at his house, can I drop it by your place?â you ask. You look over at the book, it looked old, and was about vampires? You know Jake is like a major nerd but you didnât kow h was into that stuff.Â
âK? heâs from the Wolves, you can drop it offâ Jake says sighing.Â
âAre you home? or should I just leave it on the doorstep?â you ask.Â
âIâll be home in a minuteâ Jake says.Â
âSee you thereâ you say before he hangs up. It took you about 10 minutes for you to get to Jakeâs house. When you pull up you can see him standing on his porch. You get out of the car with the book.Â
âHere, I didnât know you were into that kinda stuff, I like how the author made the book look oldâ you say handing it to him. There was panic in Jakeâs eyes as he sees the book you handed him.Â
âYou didnât open it rightâ Jake asks nervous.Â
âNo?â you say confused on his sudden change of behavior.Â
âYou should go homeâ Jake says.Â
âOh okay, Iâll see you at school tomorrowâ you say walking back to your car, you stare at Jake through your window, there is something wrong, something worrying him.Â
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Now itâs the day before the big football game.Â
âIâll meet you guys at Jayâs tonightâ you say as they walk you to your car.Â
âIâll pick up some snacks on the way there, anything you guys wantâ you say.
âNo, were good and you donât need to bring snacks, Jay has someâ Sunghoon says. You nod. You swear they say the same thing every time. Now that you think about it, you really havenât seen them eat much the past year. Always drinking out of their water bottles.Â
âBe careful driving home, itâs going to rainâ Jake says as it starts to rain. You laugh slightly.Â
âI will, my house is only right down the street, now get in your cars before you get soaked and get a coldâ you say signalling them away. You get into your car and start to drive off. As you were about to pull out of the school parking lot a hand goes over your mouth. You almost serve out of the lane.Â
âKeep driving straightâ a man says. You start to follow his direction scared of he is going to do if you donât listen. Soon enough you pull up to BigHit West. Another tall black haired guy walks up to my car and opens my door.Â
âGet outâ He says. you nod and get up. You then see K get out from your back seat.Â
âWhat is this aboutâ you ask confused.Â
âRevengeâ K shrugs before hitting you in the back of the head and making you pass out.Â
âDrag her inâ K says to Ta-ki.Â
âWhy are we kidnapping her? Isnât this illegal?â Ta-ki says before throwing you over his shoulder.Â
âTo get those bats over here, so we can finally winâ K says smirking.Â
âWhat do you mean finally win?â Ej asks.Â
âOver the decades itâs always been vampires verses werewolves, the vampires always win now itâs time for us to winâ K says. They take you into the school and tie you up to a chair placing you in the middle of the gym. You start to wake up.Â
âHello?â you say trying to get loose.Â
âThere is no way your going to escapeâ K says. You see 3 other black haired guys behind him.Â
âWho are you guys?â you ask.Â
âSorry where are my manners, boysâ K says signaling back to them.Â
âIâm Nicholasâ the tall one I remember who opened my door.Â
âIâm Ejâ the even taller one says.Â
âIâm Ta-kiâ the shorter one says.Â
âYou know who I am pretty girlâ K says. Your face curls up with disgust. Â
âWhatâs with the pet nameâ you say disgusted.Â
âWhere are your friendsâ K asks me.Â
âI donât knowâ you say truthfully. You observe the others. They stood back and never talked unless told to, what kind of friendship is this when there is clearly a leader.Â
âYou really have no ideaâ K asks.
âIf I knew I would tell youâ you lie.Â
âDonât lie to meâ K says getting closer to me. you wondered how he knew that you were lying to him. You stay quiet as he stares into your eyes. You give him a cold look.Â
âGet her phone, call her friends to get herâ K says turning around and walking away from you. Ej comes up to you and grabs your phone from your jacket pocket.Â
âWho should I callâ Ej asks.
âJungwon, their leaderâ K says. Leader? Jungwon? You wonder what are they talking about. Ej holds the phone close to your face,Â
âAct normal and tell them to come to the BigHit Westâs gym to help you set up a prankâ Ej says before pressing call. After a few rings Jungwon picks up the phone.Â
âHey y/n whatâs upâ Jungwon says sounding happy.Â
âCan you guys come to the gym, at the West school, I have a great idea for a prankâ You say.Â
âAre you already there?â Jungwon asks concern laced in his voice.Â
âYeah, I have all the supplies we need, just hurry upâ you say.Â
âOkay, uh are you aloneâ Jungwon asks. you pause staring at them.Â
âNoâ you say staring at K. They look at you mad. You saw Kâs eye light up yellow. You blink and they were gone. You were so confused on how that happened.Â
âThe janitors are hereâ you say.Â
âWe will be there quickâ Jungwon says. They hang up as you were about to say goodbye.Â
âYou could have at least let me say byeâ you say sighing.Â
âShut upâ K says. He signals at Nicholas. He gets up with a roll of tape.Â
âHey no, canât we just talk? There is no need for you to tape my mouthâ you say rambling before Nicolas puts the tap on your mouth. You try kicking at him but your feet are tied to the chair.Â
âI never thought she would shut upâ K says.Â
âI donât think this is a very good thing to doâ Ej says.Â
âYeah, sheâs just some silly human how is she going to help us take down the batsâ Ta-ki says. As you sit not able to talk your thoughts take over. Silly human? your also a silly human for kidnapping me! What is wrong with these guys. Why do they talk like this.Â
âWe have been over this before Ta-kiâ K groans.Â
âShe is our leverage, so they can give up the game tomorrow and then the rest of the pack will kill them on the field tomorrow, just like their ancestors did to oursâ K says. You think, What in the hell are they talking about? Murders? Leverage? A pack? All of the sudden the gym doors fly open.Â
âLet go of herâ Jungwon says.Â
âI will, if you give me what I wantâ K says standing up his friends follow behind him.Â
âJust give her to us and we will leave you alone, she doesnât know about us, and we want it that wayâ Heeseung says.Â
âOh she doesnât knowâ K laughs.Â
âOopsâ he says.Â
âThis is going to be fun for herâ K smirks before howling? Your eyes go wide. He turns into this giant furry wolf looking thing. The others turn into wolves as well. You try to escape the chair wiggling around.Â
âI could eat her wholeâ K says as he turns towards you, his eyes piercing yellow, his voice lowered now more creepy. K then growls in Jungwonâs face. you see Jungwonâs eyes turn red, his teeth grow into fangs, and he floats off of the ground. You look around at the other guys to see they were exactly the same. You scream through the tape wiggling around trying to escape. Youâre friends are monsters. You fall backwards breaking the chair. You shake the ties off you and rip off the tape. Everyone stares at you.Â
ây/n-â Jake says.Â
âGet away from meâ you say running off.Â
âGo get herâ you hear K say. You look behind you to see Ej and Ta-ki running after you on all four legs. All of the sudden Jake pops up in front of you and grabs you and next thing you know your in the gym behind all your friends with Jake holding onto your arm.Â
âLet go of meâ you say freaking out.Â
âAre you hurt anywhere?â Jay says to you turning around. You look into his dead red eyes. This wasnât your best friend.Â
âWhat are you peopleâ you say struggling to get out of Jakeâs grasp.Â
âWe will explain everything in the car just calm downâ Jake says.
âI donât want to go anywhere with youâ you say. They all looked hurt. You look to see Sunoo, Jungwon, Ni-ki, and Heeseung walk back with blood on them.Â
âWe should go quickly, we were able to hold them off but K, I donât know where he is, you know how strong an alpha isâ Jungwon says. They try to leave but the door were locked.Â
âWe canât get outâ Sunoo says pulling on the door.Â
âMove asideâ Jungwon says. He pulls on the handles and rips them off.Â
âLook what you did, how are we supposed to get out nowâ Jake says freaking out.Â
âThere are other doorsâ you say.Â
âYour not going anywhereâ you guys hear K say. you all turn around and see the other wolves. They look wounded.Â
âThrow the game tomorrow and nobody gets hurtâ K says.Â
âWhat are you going to to us? Bark at us? we just beat your best wolvesâ Jay says. Your head is spinning at the fact that this is real.Â
âI have more, our whole school is packed with wolvesâ K says.Â
âOne call and they are here to kill youâ K says. Jungwon sighs.Â
âWhy do you want us to throw the game? What do you get out of itâ Jungwon asks.Â
âIt wouldnât be a surprise if I told youâ K says.Â
âThey are going to kill you all on the field tomorrow if they winâ you say. They all look at me. K sighs.Â
âI should have taped you ears tooâ K sighs.
âGet herâ K says. Ej and Nicholas turn into werewolves again and then come running at you and the guys. Jake pushes you behind him and Sunghoon comes and stands on the other side of you. They were taller and bigger than all of the guys. They start to fight around you.Â
âWe have got you, donât worryâ Jake says. You watch as Sunoo gets hit in the side and go down. Your head told you that heâs a monster, he isnât the same person as before, heâs not the Sunoo you know. But your heart, your heart is telling you to help him, risk yourself to help your friend. And thatâs what you did. You run to Sunoo and pick him up a little so his head rests on your lap.Â
âSunoo, are you okay?â you ask lifting his shirt a little to see a deep cut.Â
âIâm fine, it will healâ He winches as you touch the wound to stop the bleeding.Â
ây/n, iâm going to be fine it just takes a few minutesâ he says, as he said that you see the wound start to heal. Your eyes widen at the wound healing.Â
âI-â you say before you feel yourself being picked up. Nicholas had you and took you over by K throwing you to the ground. They transform back to humans. K grabs your hair and makes you stand up. He transforms and brings his huge, nasty claws to your neck.Â
âThrow the game, let my pack kill a few people and she wonât dieâ K says.Â
âWe canât let you kill innocent peopleâ Jay says.Â
âWe CaNât LeT yOu KiLl InNoCeNt PeOpLe, stop acting all high and mighty, you drink from peopleâs neck killing themâ K mocks Jay. K looks at you and laughs at your scared expression.Â
âGo on, tell y/n how many people you kill so you all can have a mealâ K says. You look at the guys.Â
â7 people, so each of us can have one whole person to last us a weekâ says. They all look down.Â
â7 people, wowâ K says.Â
âBut we havenât done that for months, we drink from blood bags now, that we steal from the hospitalâ Jungwon says. You sigh.Â
âHow many people have you killed in totalâ K says. They all look around. You see Ni-ki counting on his fingers.Â
â35âł Ni-ki says. K laughs.Â
âYou hear that pretty girl, your so called friends killed 35 people, 35 innocent peopleâ K says laughing, the other wolves start laughing too.Â
âThey werenât important people, they were homeless and criminalsâ Jungwon says trying to make you feel better.Â
âYou really are monsters, you all areâ you say.Â
âI know I amâ K says before slicing your throat with his claws. You go down trying to breathe and you start to bleed out.Â
âYou had your chanceâ K shrugs before leaving with his pack. You look over at your friends, you could see veins pop out from under there eyes. You gasp tying to tell them to help. You hold your neck to try to stop the bleeding. He didnât cut you deep enough for you to die right away but if you didnât get to a doctor soon you would die.
âHer blood smells so goodâ Heeseung says.Â
âI knowâ Sunghoon says as his eyes darken. They all slowly walk over to you.Â
âWe should shareâ Jungwon says.Â
âOf courseâ Jake says.Â
âI was starving anywaysâ Sunoo says. Jay sits right next to you smelling your neck. You try to wack them away, your body getting weaker from the blood loss.Â
âItâs even better up closeâ Ni-ki says. You use the last bit of your strength to scream as their fangs sink into your skin in different places.Â
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