#those sandwiches man
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impromptu irken anatomy lesson
#iz#grabby n ghoste#membrats au#idiot sandwich#zadr#suggestive#pib and dib making zim look like a saint falling to temptation#(hes confused but having a great time btw)#man i drew his tymbal and spiracles under those hands so perfectly and FOR WHAT#mine
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Missed opportunity for free food by simply entering Cas into every eating competition they come across that offers lifetime free food if they win
#I am thinking of 5x14 bloody valentine#hundreds of burgers#dean could’ve gotten so much free food#and also probably would’ve been banned and chased out of restaurants when they show back up for the 50th time#local suburban man turned mass murderer and self proclaimed god is banned from the local sandwich place in Nebraska#not because he killed anyone but because he actually did eat the 20 foot sub within the time limit and he won’t stop bringing the pretty#boy with him just so that guy can have free food#it’s not even the money loss#it’s the fact he entered one eating competition there and then proceeded to never eat anything there again‚ THAT’S what they take offense to#spn#castiel#dean winchester#supernatural#destiel#wait till they find out he did the same thing with the burger place across the street#the DRAMA#patrons are left confused as to why the picture of the champion and friends look so similar to those serial killers
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#comms moment#its no tremendous sex or bulging dick but it did make me laugh#dont like it when haydos is endearing#man those strike rates are kinda wild.. sure let him be the meat in an fbu sandwich hes earned it#jos buttler#t20wc24#what an ugly tag jfc
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Rip to Eddie Diaz but I'm simply a weaker man because if I had Buck in my kitchen in sweatpants and with arms looking that big, I would simply start biting. We're different, and I'm worse
#oliver stark#911 fox#eddie diaz#911 spoilers#buddie#honestly those men are too beautiful and i cannot deal#in the words of Fat Patricia#i would like to be the meat in that man sandwich
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Guys I saw this really cute stray cat outside of my job while I was eating lunch! I gave it a piece of ham from my sandwich because it was watching me eat 🥺
Heres the pic I took of it before it started fucking GROWLING at me for more and I had to run back inside because it was chasing me🤧😭can never do anything nice mannn
#it was so cute though#those eyes are kind of scary#i wonder if it was actually a stray#can they eat ham?#it growled like a demon monster#turns out i can run faster than a cat#well..it almost got me before i shut the door#gotta eat inside now#so much for fresh air#ham sandwich#stray cat#future man#josh futturman#josh hutcherson#roleplay
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#i googled it as a joke but...#that's such an engagement ring pose#also it can't be a coincidence that this story is sandwiched between THOSE two#don't take me seriously#miles kane#milex#mk5#one man band#alex turner#tlsp#thelastshadowpuppets
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i hate how bigotry was so normalized during the tiktok gamers vs furries shit (that started bc gamers couldn't mind their own fucking business and let people be) because there were quite literally people targeting minorities and people just let that slide???
#ozzie rambles#there was literally a tiktok where a white man was calling for the end of the queer community#and all of those tiktoks of white girls being housewives for the gamers and making them sandwiches and being property#like what the fuck#why is this shit so normalized#and now marginalized people on tiktok get put in cringe compilations now for#having the *audacity* to exist#AND THOSE TIKTOKS OF WHITE GIRLS SAYING THAT THEYRE PROUD OF BEING STRAIGHT#there was one where this one bitch bragged about supporting ben shitpiro
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Bro. Does anyone else feel hopeless
#like.#Palestine#capitalism#system racism#its all eating me alive. im doing what i can but. its not enough im just one man.#all i can do is be kind and help the people i can.#i know its enough for one person to do. to make a man a sandwich or give a friend a ride.#to give the person at the window a tip and hold the door open for others.#but its like. im so hopeless its not enough. the world is getting worse akd worse.#i feel like im living in one of those dystopian movie opening montages#war genocide famine natural disaster disease global warming#its KILLING me.#and on top of all that i have genetic depression its not just environmental#and im like. just shut up and be happy#but i cant be and im alone and just. depressed#idk.#jay rants#jay rambles#jay jabbers#i know this isnt just me feeling this way but i still feel isolated nd i blame capitalism & our government and i think we should [redacted]
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Because of the Postal Delivery Achievement, I and others have theorized that there might by monsters/adults in the Nowhere world that are either harmless or benevolent towards children. Which was where the Occupant ( I think that's what I called it) came from in the chapter The Occupant of Temptation - link.
ᵍᵒ ʳᵉᵃᵈ. ᴵ ᵃᵈᵒʳᵉᵈ ʷʳᶦᵗᶦⁿᵍ ᵃ ᶜʰᵃᵖᵗᵉʳ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᵖᵃˢˢᶦᵛᵉ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ ᵗʳʸᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ʰᵉˡᵖ ᵃᵇˢᵒˡᵘᵗᵉˡʸ ᵘⁿʰᶦⁿᵍᵉᵈ, ᶠᵉʳᵃˡ ᶜʰᶦˡᵈʳᵉⁿ
and now I wanna write another oneshot from the 'monsters' perspective trying to catch Mono to 'help' him
despite Mono having #1 dad of the year looking out for him
Nothing can go wrong!
#little nightmares#lil nightmares#little nightmares fanfic#little nightmares oneshot#mono#the thin man#feral mono#feral children#i got this image in my head of a monster with one of those hokey box traps with the stick holding up one end#and a teddy bear or something like a sandwich on a plate as bait#spoiler everything will go wrong#I NEED TO FINISH THE NEXT CHAPTER OF TAHF
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theory posts always impress me because my brain simply doesnt work that way. i dont put two and two together. the only theories im making are what kindof sandwhiches characters like.
#i said tbat in jest but now im gonna arbitrarily assign zelda characters sandwhiches#i like link eats tomatoe sandwhiches. just straight tomatoe and mayo. ive decided. its law now#i think he does what my grandpa does where he just sprinkles salt on a tomatoe and eats it like an apple#THINK NOT LIKE IDK WHY I TYPED LIKE#i think zelda likes dessert sandwhiches like those strawberry and cream ones#ohhh zelda would be such a cream cheese bagel girl. i know it. in my heart of hearts#this is what i do for fun i think about shit like this#link would get those gross pizza sandwhiches every sandwhich place has for like 7 year olds who wont eat vegetables#oh this is about skyward sword them btw. if i don’t specify i mean skyward sword#botw. idk. link eats fucking anything. zelda gets like an old man sandwich. like turkey on rye
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when your idiot friends got distracted because they were both so busy outpunning each other and now she does not understand what you are trying to tell her and you try so hard to convey what you mean but she over here like "WHAT ED WHAT IS IT IM DOING FUNNY HAHA"
I do like that Banzai is more calm in his approach. You can see how focused he is on his gestures / where Ed is pointing too.
Another detail I noticed is that when Banzai speaks up...the frantic noises and gestures stop instantly. Ed got calmed just by hearing Banzai's voice and I feel like...that also says a lot about their relationship?
#ed had nala in his sight#he even snapped her back towards the others when she moved#we do not hear him laugh either when they pun around#he was the most focused here because he did not leave the cubs out of his sight#he was the one who noticed they are running away because Banzai and Shenzi got distracted#but i only noticed now how he instantly calms down when Banzai speaks#which yes that makes sense#impatience aint gonna help in that case!#i like that detail#but ah man those faces when she does not seem to understand#;make mine a cub sandwich (shenzi)
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Relating to the question I asked an hour or so ago.
What would Sephiroth's personal hell be like? What would it consent of? Like he finally passed on and they decided he needs to be punished for his sins.
Oh. Oh so it continues.
*flips Weenie Hut Jrs sign to closed*
In the midst of his shredded sanity, there was only one thing that Sephiroth truly clung to. Only one thing that mattered. Only one thing that kept any remnants of his old heart afloat, and that heart didn’t beat for himself.
It beat for Her.
Mother was everything to him. She was his reason for existence, his will to survive, the center of his universe amid the stars that he wanted to claim for Them. She solaced him; she spoke to him; she cradled any ghost of human emotion—human pain, human regret—and cocooned him in her warmth. She gave him the sole thing he always wanted, tended to the sole, lonely, throbbing yearning that had been sewn inside of him since the nebulous days of his childhood.
So, when the Planet finally had him in Its grasp, It stripped all of that away.
Sephiroth’s “Hell” would be nothing but an empty, endless expanse. There were no flames—not yet. No burning. No blood. No other presence. No warmth. No Her. No Mother.
Nothing.
And it was that hollow, engulfing loneliness that would cause Sephiroth to suffer the most. He would scream for Her, and receive no response. He would beg for her, and his pleas would be unheard. He would wander aimlessly, searching for her, and he would find nothing. He never would. He would wander the colorless, temperature-less plain encompassing him until his legs would give out—except they never would. He would just search. And search. And search. And search.
And search.
And search.
And search.
And listen for her voice
And feel for her pull.
And reach for her embrace.
“MOTHER!”
And find nothing.
In other words, it’s basically just this~
#sephiroth#ffvii#asks#ty!!#man I’m so happy to answer those lol but I wanna be making floof ;-; XD#And eventually his sanity would be restored thread by thread#And with it mended with the veil lifted from his eyes he would see all the people he had forced to meet the same fate.#in the scenario that the planet stopped being allergic to j-cell sandwiches
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A wise man once wrote:
“The beauty of daily things can be opening your eyes in the morning to check if you were checked upon, can be a date with serendipity, musingly unattended routine, a dance leading slowly and gently into that euphoric contentment. The beauty of daily things is when you close the day on a voice “shall we repeat?””
Yes …
Love is deepened …
and intimacy is strengthened …
by the beauty of the daily little things !!
#midnight chats#poems#reading books together#your thoughts in your voice#sharing music#tergal curtains#blue wine#Henry’s#moringa#cultural movies#street cameras#fish sandwiches#wine in car#tomato crops#Ahmoud’s Era#hands poster#wine opener#Wild Goose#ant man#Little Miss Lust#municipality light#When breath becomes air#The Disoriented#what you do?#…#little red diary#getting old together#muscle ache#visit to those convents#breaking our wine glasses on New Year’s Eve
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in tears watching a movie from the 80s because of the price tags on food
#1.80 for a sandwich. man those really were the days#movies lb#watching river's edge btw and barking at keanu with an earring
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yknow who i really wish would never come back. the guy who ordered 25 sandwiches and then also stole a few extra that werent his and caused us to get super backed up
#like . dude. we put all your sandwiches in bags dedicated to JUST YOU and you STILL took like 3 extra sandwiches meant for others ??????#like thanks man. we gotta. remake those.#like youre so fucking lucky this happened early morning cause it was very possible we would have run out of sandwiches
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the great british baking show is wild and offensive in many ways but the judges being shocked and amazed that peanut butter and jelly taste good together has GOT to be the most dumbfounding thing i've ever witnessed
#pb&j?#you mean the staple sandwich in every american household?#you mean THE sandwich?#the sandwich that raised me?#THAT pb&j?#THAT'S a surprise to yall?#like i know cultural differences and what not but#the fact that they were like#hmmm not sure if this is going to work out for you#is just BAFFLING#like there are foods that i personally have never tried#but if you told me the ingredients involved#using my brain i can deduct that#oh yeah those things sound like they would make something yummy when put together#and paul fucking hollywood thought PEANUT BUTTER paired with JELLY/JAM would be a FAILURE?#has he ever individually tried peanut butter or jelly?#ever? in his life? as an old man?#astounding#astonishing#outrageous#i need every british person who has never had a pb&j to go make one right now#tell me i'm right#go on tell me im right
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