#those sandwiches man
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impromptu irken anatomy lesson
#iz#grabby n ghoste#membrats au#idiot sandwich#zadr#suggestive#pib and dib making zim look like a saint falling to temptation#(hes confused but having a great time btw)#man i drew his tymbal and spiracles under those hands so perfectly and FOR WHAT#mine
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Missed opportunity for free food by simply entering Cas into every eating competition they come across that offers lifetime free food if they win
#I am thinking of 5x14 bloody valentine#hundreds of burgers#dean could’ve gotten so much free food#and also probably would’ve been banned and chased out of restaurants when they show back up for the 50th time#local suburban man turned mass murderer and self proclaimed god is banned from the local sandwich place in Nebraska#not because he killed anyone but because he actually did eat the 20 foot sub within the time limit and he won’t stop bringing the pretty#boy with him just so that guy can have free food#it’s not even the money loss#it’s the fact he entered one eating competition there and then proceeded to never eat anything there again�� THAT’S what they take offense to#spn#castiel#dean winchester#supernatural#destiel#wait till they find out he did the same thing with the burger place across the street#the DRAMA#patrons are left confused as to why the picture of the champion and friends look so similar to those serial killers
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#comms moment#its no tremendous sex or bulging dick but it did make me laugh#dont like it when haydos is endearing#man those strike rates are kinda wild.. sure let him be the meat in an fbu sandwich hes earned it#jos buttler#t20wc24#what an ugly tag jfc
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i love himmmm. he gets a gold star for figuring out the odd jealousy (probably fake) love triangle plot immediately while also right in the middle and with jun right in front of him and, like, actively taking a lighter to some gas
#important to note that i ALSO love jun. he's going about this like he just wants to watch the world burn#incredible energy!! but i think he should maybe redirect it at the people with whom they're under contract#rather than this one innocent confused gay man. who needs somebody to eat all those sandwiches he's buying#*#thamepo#thamepo the series
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Idk why but the past two days I've been hungry almost all the time. I eat smthn and then 2-3 hours later I'm super hungry again like tummy growling, feeling shaky, and can't focus for too long. Which isn't good because I know I don't eat enough (can't afford standard sized meals) but I got used to it so idk why just these past two days I've been so hungry??? I'm not even on my period or anything. Idk. Hope it goes away
#I eat twice a day and both meals are shit#A single cheese sandwich for breakfast and ramen / jiajangmyeon / rice for dinner#I eat snacks sometimes like almonds and chips but even those I have to limit myself eating bc I run out and can't get more#Idk I have never had to ration my food like this before but it's been months so idk why it would just now get hard to stay full#But like rn it's 2am and I need to sleep but I'm sooooo hungry man
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Rip to Eddie Diaz but I'm simply a weaker man because if I had Buck in my kitchen in sweatpants and with arms looking that big, I would simply start biting. We're different, and I'm worse
#oliver stark#911 fox#eddie diaz#911 spoilers#buddie#honestly those men are too beautiful and i cannot deal#in the words of Fat Patricia#i would like to be the meat in that man sandwich
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Guys I saw this really cute stray cat outside of my job while I was eating lunch! I gave it a piece of ham from my sandwich because it was watching me eat 🥺
Heres the pic I took of it before it started fucking GROWLING at me for more and I had to run back inside because it was chasing me🤧😭can never do anything nice mannn
#it was so cute though#those eyes are kind of scary#i wonder if it was actually a stray#can they eat ham?#it growled like a demon monster#turns out i can run faster than a cat#well..it almost got me before i shut the door#gotta eat inside now#so much for fresh air#ham sandwich#stray cat#future man#josh futturman#josh hutcherson#roleplay
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#i googled it as a joke but...#that's such an engagement ring pose#also it can't be a coincidence that this story is sandwiched between THOSE two#don't take me seriously#miles kane#milex#mk5#one man band#alex turner#tlsp#thelastshadowpuppets
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Bro. Does anyone else feel hopeless
#like.#Palestine#capitalism#system racism#its all eating me alive. im doing what i can but. its not enough im just one man.#all i can do is be kind and help the people i can.#i know its enough for one person to do. to make a man a sandwich or give a friend a ride.#to give the person at the window a tip and hold the door open for others.#but its like. im so hopeless its not enough. the world is getting worse akd worse.#i feel like im living in one of those dystopian movie opening montages#war genocide famine natural disaster disease global warming#its KILLING me.#and on top of all that i have genetic depression its not just environmental#and im like. just shut up and be happy#but i cant be and im alone and just. depressed#idk.#jay rants#jay rambles#jay jabbers#i know this isnt just me feeling this way but i still feel isolated nd i blame capitalism & our government and i think we should [redacted]
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Because of the Postal Delivery Achievement, I and others have theorized that there might by monsters/adults in the Nowhere world that are either harmless or benevolent towards children. Which was where the Occupant ( I think that's what I called it) came from in the chapter The Occupant of Temptation - link.
ᵍᵒ ʳᵉᵃᵈ. ᴵ ᵃᵈᵒʳᵉᵈ ʷʳᶦᵗᶦⁿᵍ ᵃ ᶜʰᵃᵖᵗᵉʳ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᵖᵃˢˢᶦᵛᵉ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ ᵗʳʸᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ʰᵉˡᵖ ᵃᵇˢᵒˡᵘᵗᵉˡʸ ᵘⁿʰᶦⁿᵍᵉᵈ, ᶠᵉʳᵃˡ ᶜʰᶦˡᵈʳᵉⁿ
and now I wanna write another oneshot from the 'monsters' perspective trying to catch Mono to 'help' him
despite Mono having #1 dad of the year looking out for him
Nothing can go wrong!
#little nightmares#lil nightmares#little nightmares fanfic#little nightmares oneshot#mono#the thin man#feral mono#feral children#i got this image in my head of a monster with one of those hokey box traps with the stick holding up one end#and a teddy bear or something like a sandwich on a plate as bait#spoiler everything will go wrong#I NEED TO FINISH THE NEXT CHAPTER OF TAHF
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theory posts always impress me because my brain simply doesnt work that way. i dont put two and two together. the only theories im making are what kindof sandwhiches characters like.
#i said tbat in jest but now im gonna arbitrarily assign zelda characters sandwhiches#i like link eats tomatoe sandwhiches. just straight tomatoe and mayo. ive decided. its law now#i think he does what my grandpa does where he just sprinkles salt on a tomatoe and eats it like an apple#THINK NOT LIKE IDK WHY I TYPED LIKE#i think zelda likes dessert sandwhiches like those strawberry and cream ones#ohhh zelda would be such a cream cheese bagel girl. i know it. in my heart of hearts#this is what i do for fun i think about shit like this#link would get those gross pizza sandwhiches every sandwhich place has for like 7 year olds who wont eat vegetables#oh this is about skyward sword them btw. if i don’t specify i mean skyward sword#botw. idk. link eats fucking anything. zelda gets like an old man sandwich. like turkey on rye
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Relating to the question I asked an hour or so ago.
What would Sephiroth's personal hell be like? What would it consent of? Like he finally passed on and they decided he needs to be punished for his sins.
Oh. Oh so it continues.
*flips Weenie Hut Jrs sign to closed*
In the midst of his shredded sanity, there was only one thing that Sephiroth truly clung to. Only one thing that mattered. Only one thing that kept any remnants of his old heart afloat, and that heart didn’t beat for himself.
It beat for Her.
Mother was everything to him. She was his reason for existence, his will to survive, the center of his universe amid the stars that he wanted to claim for Them. She solaced him; she spoke to him; she cradled any ghost of human emotion—human pain, human regret—and cocooned him in her warmth. She gave him the sole thing he always wanted, tended to the sole, lonely, throbbing yearning that had been sewn inside of him since the nebulous days of his childhood.
So, when the Planet finally had him in Its grasp, It stripped all of that away.
Sephiroth’s “Hell” would be nothing but an empty, endless expanse. There were no flames—not yet. No burning. No blood. No other presence. No warmth. No Her. No Mother.
Nothing.
And it was that hollow, engulfing loneliness that would cause Sephiroth to suffer the most. He would scream for Her, and receive no response. He would beg for her, and his pleas would be unheard. He would wander aimlessly, searching for her, and he would find nothing. He never would. He would wander the colorless, temperature-less plain encompassing him until his legs would give out—except they never would. He would just search. And search. And search. And search.
And search.
And search.
And search.
And listen for her voice
And feel for her pull.
And reach for her embrace.
“MOTHER!”
And find nothing.
In other words, it’s basically just this~
#sephiroth#ffvii#asks#ty!!#man I’m so happy to answer those lol but I wanna be making floof ;-; XD#And eventually his sanity would be restored thread by thread#And with it mended with the veil lifted from his eyes he would see all the people he had forced to meet the same fate.#in the scenario that the planet stopped being allergic to j-cell sandwiches
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yknow who i really wish would never come back. the guy who ordered 25 sandwiches and then also stole a few extra that werent his and caused us to get super backed up
#like . dude. we put all your sandwiches in bags dedicated to JUST YOU and you STILL took like 3 extra sandwiches meant for others ??????#like thanks man. we gotta. remake those.#like youre so fucking lucky this happened early morning cause it was very possible we would have run out of sandwiches
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been thinking about the japanese convenience store egg salad sandwiches so i’m gonna make them
#i have everything i just need milk bread#so i asked my mom to get milk bread from our fave bakery tomorrow#i hope she finds some i miss those sandwiches man
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saw a tiktok of someone sharing a recipe for a "lazy" meal and it started off with CARAMELISING ONIONS
#dawg#i remember when i was in uni and lived in my apartment#my lazy meal was one slice of those american cheeses#then i would knock out after#i mean now im not like that anymore but peak lazy meal for me js like a sandwich or anything that takes 10-15 mins max to make#caramelising onions is an all day activity man#j.txt
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one of the wildest times in the late 2000s was when i was already having pb and j or ramen for dinner and then i would go to school and the lunch lady would fr give me one (1) french fry and 4 chicken nuggets bc mrs obama decided kids being fat was their own fault
#and thats if i had lunch money and wasn't in debt. if i was they would confiscate and throw out my hot lunch#and give me the most vile and stale pb and j known to man and everyone lnew u were poor#bc no one took those sandwiches by choice!#btw im not exaggerating abt the one whole french fry. she put three fries on my tray#took a good look at it and then me#and put two back#it wasn't personal bc i was a chubby kid it was happening to everyone#but still insidious!#personal
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