#i like link eats tomatoe sandwhiches. just straight tomatoe and mayo. ive decided. its law now
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theory posts always impress me because my brain simply doesnt work that way. i dont put two and two together. the only theories im making are what kindof sandwhiches characters like.
#i said tbat in jest but now im gonna arbitrarily assign zelda characters sandwhiches#i like link eats tomatoe sandwhiches. just straight tomatoe and mayo. ive decided. its law now#i think he does what my grandpa does where he just sprinkles salt on a tomatoe and eats it like an apple#THINK NOT LIKE IDK WHY I TYPED LIKE#i think zelda likes dessert sandwhiches like those strawberry and cream ones#ohhh zelda would be such a cream cheese bagel girl. i know it. in my heart of hearts#this is what i do for fun i think about shit like this#link would get those gross pizza sandwhiches every sandwhich place has for like 7 year olds who wont eat vegetables#oh this is about skyward sword them btw. if i don’t specify i mean skyward sword#botw. idk. link eats fucking anything. zelda gets like an old man sandwich. like turkey on rye
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