#thorbruce headcannon

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why don't you guys love me enough to make thorbruce content anymore WHERE ARE MY DILF AU's :(

[bruceandthor]

ThorBruce headcannons

Thor fell in love with Bruce first. He realized the moment Bruce told him he was coming with him to fight Hella even though he was basically powerless.

The act of kindness wrecked Thor and he fell in love so quick

When they made it back to earth and found each other again everything felt like it was in slow motion.  

Thor wasn't sure about anything and he had been so scared he'd lost Bruce too and he just kissed him so hard he couldn't breath

When he pulled away, Bruce was crying.

He thought he messed up but Bruce kissed all over his face saying stuff like ‘I'm so happy you're okay’ and ‘I couldn't wait to finally kiss you’

Thor took this as obvious exception and they finally became a couple

After everything they grieve together

Bruce knows he could never understand what Thor is going through, but he also knows that Thor needs him

They stay in bed together and they talk about everything.

Some days they don't talk at all, but stay together and listen to the silence.  

After a couple months they start to move around again. they start going out and helping people.

After awhile though, they both decide they want more.  

They leave the Avengers and move out into the country

They have a small farm

Thor loves animals and working out in the barn

Bruce likes the quiet and how the days flow together.  

They keep in touch with everyone of course, and they sometimes even visit, but most days they spend with each other

They watch movies and dance

They make dinner together every night and go for walks

Thor loves taking pictures and he does constantly.

Anytime Bruce is cooking, or when they walk along the lake, or when he thinks Bruce looks beautiful while they are making love.  

He loves Poliarads, and they have a wall in the house dedicated to them

not the naughty ones but most of them

They want kids, but that would be much later in their marriage.  

Oh btw they are married

For now they have a cat named a Socks, a dog named Benjamin, a few cows, some chickens, and a horse

Socks is a black cat with white paws and a big white belly

He like sunbathing and sitting on Bruce's lap

He can be an asshole to Thor because he can be a little rough but most of the time he just wants to be pet

hella sassy cat

Benjamin is a German Pointer Lad mix

Basically 15 pounds of pure muscle and fur

He's also pure good boy

He helps around the farm with the chickens and cows

Thor adores this dog like loves him so much

Bruce walks him in the mornings when he wakes up and he's super chill

Thor does most of the work for the animals, as he likes the structure of getting up in the morning and going to work

Bruce sometimes helps, though he finds that he only gets into Thor's way.

He did help a lot with the building of the actual barn though.

Turns out Hulk really likes building.

Thor is super happy that they found at least one positive outlet for Hulk and he tries to help Hulk find more things he likes.  

Hulk really likes gardening

He has a green thumb (I hate me too) and Thor makes his wear a sunhat and he looks super cute in it.  

Husband Thor!

They grow a lot of their own food thanks to Hulk, but oddly enough, Bruce cannot garden for shit.  

Usually this means he hulks out once a day

Bruce finds its a lot easier to switch back and forth, and the transitions are a lot less painful

He feels like being able to be hulk out in such a safe place helps.  

He doesn't have to worry about people seeing him and judging him or getting scared

Soon hulk barely has to ask to switch

Bruce tells Thor it's kinda feels like taking a nap but he wakes up tired after hulking out

It's a good tired though, and he sleeps really well after letting hulk out to garden or do work around the barn

Thor loves that Bruce finally feels safe, and he loves that he finally feels safe

They make love all the time

Like everyday tbh

They just can't help being all over each other

They're also in the middle of nowhere so loud sex is great any time of the day

They have sex with the windows open, and when the air is getting cooler it bites at their skin

Bruce loves the way Thor looks when he pulls his hair or kisses his neck

Thor loves the way Bruce looks when he talks dirty to him, or when he leaves hickeys on his shoulders

They kiss constantly.

Like actually constant

Wake up kiss, get out of bed kiss, getting back in bed to have sex kiss, breakfast kiss so on.

Thor loves kissing Hulk too.  Hulk get all squirmie with affection, but when Thor kisses him Hulk always kisses back

Thor loves to compliment his just to make him blush

Hulk loves to pick up Thor and spin him around.

Big Hulk hug

Hulk grows his own weed 2k19

Thor finds the habit to be smelly, but it makes Bruce giggly so he's alright with it

Weed doesn't really affect Thor in the way it does Bruce

It makes him much more mellow, and while he enjoys the feeling, he doesn't smoke as much as Bruce

Him and Bruce like to go for long walks every night.

Usually they bring Benjamin and explore the forest they live in

Thor knows the whole place like the back of his hand, while Bruce still sometimes gets a little lost

Benjamin knows how to get him back though if Thor isn't there

When they do go into the closest town they ride on Bruce's motorcycle

Thor loves the motorcycle and loves being on the back of it

Bruce got his license when they moved, seeing as Thor couldn't actually drive, and they didn't really need a car.

Bruce also loves riding.  

The wind in his hair and Thor's warm body on his back

They usually leave the house once or twice a week

On Friday they have date night and grocery shopping

The normality of it all is amazing to them

Sometimes people spot them and ask for pictures but mostly people leave them alone.

Bruce thinks it's because most of the people in the town don't have internet

That was sorta the point of moving there.

When they do leave leave, the usually bring Socks and Benjamin and have someone stay and keep up the barn

They visit the Avengers, mostly Tony, Natasha and Steve

They always bring stuff for the garden to everyone and let them play with Ben and Socks

Steve loves Socks so much he is constantly loving on him

Nastasha on the other hand is always playing when Benjamin.

She takes him on his nightly walks so Bruce and Thor can relax

or at least that's what she tells them

morning jogs with Benjamin is her favorite

Benjamin enjoys it as well

Tony makes dinner for everyone with stuff from the garden and they have dinner together at the tower

[ao3-hipster-fangirl-trash]

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Pairing: Thorbruce 

Summary: Bruce wonders why Thor seems to vanish. And not just randomly, every single Tuesday at 3:30 exactly. Though he has some theories, none of them are confirmed until he goes looking for his glasses one day.

Word count: 998

Warnings: Depression, PTSD, mentions of mental illness

A/N: Anyway, here’s an angsty Thorbruce fic! Quick word, if any of you are dealing with any mental illnesses, please don’t think that having a partner will heal you instantly, professional help is the best way to improve yourself.

Bruce knew something was up. He knew that Thor somehow, every single Tuesday at 3:30pm, would manage to sneak off somewhere. He wasn’t sure where, or even why, but he just knew that by the time the half hour had struck, Thor, the constant hovering presence by his side, had somehow vanished. There were times when Bruce thought he had managed to figure out what was going on, but then Thor would do something to completely turn him on his head.

His mind went to affair first, thinking that maybe the literal god he was with had decided to move on to someone else. But after the most minimal amount of digging needed, and a quick root through Thor’s contacts, his suspicions were alleviated.

Then there was the punctuality of it. Maybe a sort of class he was going to? Something for people who didn’t quite understand technology and things like that? He had been told Steve had sometimes attended some of those to adjust to the normality of technology everywhere. It had been a pretty solid theory for about a month, and then Thor asked Bruce the name for the ‘computer rodent that clicks’ and that theory was completely flushed down the toilet.

It was when Bruce walked into Thor’s room, looking for the reading glasses he had left in there the night before, that he finally understood what was going on.

He was searching under the bed, through a clutter of general mess, including small drawings done by children that Thor inevitably chose to keep. He was reaching under a particularly narrow gap between the bed and the floor, when his hand brushed against what felt like a small stack of papers, like a small book or a magazine.

He gently grabbed it, pulling it from under the bed with a sort of hesitance. He wasn’t sure why he was hesitant. It wasn’t like he had any reason to be afraid, and yet when he was pulling the stack of papers his heart was in his mouth.

As the small magazine came into view, he found himself relaxing. Instead of finding some playboy magazine or whatever else he might had expected, he found a booklet, advertising a clinic. There was a woman on the front who was dressed like a stereotypical lawyer, with a pencil skirt and a suit. She was wearing glasses and looking and the reader sympathetically.

On the front page there was a slogan; “Help for when its needed.”

Bruce opened the booklet, and flipped through the other, clearly worn pages, catching sight of talk of therapy, Psychiatrists and self help. Even group counselling sessions where you could meet up with abuse survivors, sufferers of PTSD and those who had lost loved ones. There was nothing really extraordinary, or personal about the booklet, except the wearing of the pages where a certain thumb had run along certain treatments, where a phone number had been scrawled into the corner of pages, and where the paper had crinkled slightly from where moisture had hit it.

Bruce sat there for over an hour, scanning the pages and going over every single mark that had been left. It was clear, just from the overuse of the booklet, that Thor was attending some sort of therapy, but the more he looked, the more he could see why he was.

He hadn’t seen it before, but the loss of loved one’s section had been faintly underlined in blue pen, and there were small words, like nightmares, panic attacks, depressive mood swings and so on that had small dashes next to them, as if an identifier of what was the problem. He was so absorbed in the reading of the pamphlet that he didn’t hear the heavy footfalls coming into the room.

“Bruce?”

Bruce instantly twisted round to greet a somewhat confused Thor. He dropped the pamphlet and stood quickly.

Trying to explain to your boyfriend that you aren’t actually rooting though their stuff but just trying to find your glasses doesn’t usually work, but somehow Thor just smiled it off. That was until he saw the therapy pamphlet sitting innocently on the floor, with the pages sprawled open.

The ensuing conversation was heartbreaking. It was hard enough to ask your boyfriend if he had gone to therapy, but it was harder to hear that he had been dealing with a severe PTSD and depression diagnosis by himself. About how there were moments were he didn’t want to get out of bed because there was nothing left for him to stand up for, but he tried because people couldn’t know. About how all he could see when he closed his eyes were Frigga and Loki, both their bodies in the twisted and mangled positions he had seen them in last. How every time he was just reminded by how helpless he had been.

“I may come out off as powerful but I’m not, I’m weak.” He choked out, trying to wipe away the tears quickly enough that Bruce couldn’t see them.

Of course, Bruce saw them.

The rest of the day was spent in assurances that seeking help was never weak in any way, and describing just how helpful therapy was to people. Thor spoke of how he sometimes had panic attacks, and about how in the sessions, he could sometimes get overemotional and scared when some questions got too intense, and all Bruce did was sit patiently and listen.

They didn’t go to dinner with everyone else that night, instead they sat together on the bed, talking about how to understand more about what was happening to the other, and how to accommodate for what Thor saw as a burden, but Bruce saw as improvement.

No, the conversation didn’t make Thor better. Yes he still had panic attacks, nightmares and depressive moods. No, having a significant other doesn’t cure mental illness, but having them there, and having them support you will always help, even in their simple presence.

[queer-illusion]

Heyo, so this is my first original post on Tumblr! Hope you guys like it 💜

The Avengers Internet Culture Headcannons (Part 1):

Steve Rogers:

Didn't know what was important when researching what he missed so he learned everything.

Deadpan finishes Peter's Vine references.

Unironically says mood and lol (el-oh-el).

"I understood that reference!"

Natasha Romanoff:

Keeps up on everything so she's ready for any cover.

Gives self-defense tips online.

Follows Bucky's secret Tumblr & Peter & Shuri's meme accounts.

Consistently edits Steve's Wikipedia page to exaggerate his age and status as a senior citizen.

Tony Stark:

He's a tech genus, do you really expect him not to be familiar with the internet?

Runs his own pr accounts, much to Pep's displeasure.

Shares Peter's memes on all his social media platforms like a proud dad.

Has a group chat with Pepper, Happy & Rhodey.

Bruce Banner:

After Sakaar, he delved into the depths of the internet to see what he had missed.

Depressing humour that would fit right in at a current high school.

Uses internet slang in his everyday vocabulary (mood, vibing, simp, etc.).

Watches lgbtq+ cartoons in his freetime (examples: Steven Universe, Owl House & Adventure Time).

Thor Odinson:

Gotten pretty good at using his phone while on Midgard.

Watches lgbtq+ cartoons with Bruce, has taken a great liking to She-Ra Princess of Power.

Somehow became an Instagram influencer/lifestyle vlogger (with the help of Bruce & Peter).

Unfortunately, still plays Fortnite with Korg & Meek.

Clint Barton:

Keeps up to date with the excuse of keeping up with his kids, but really it's all him.

Had a popular vine account.

Has a How-To series on archery.

Vent pranks galore.

[imposterogers]

Obsessed with the fact that no matter when I check your blog you're mad at endgame. Your account has more consistent characterisation than endgame akfjsksjdka

photo of me in real time

[tasteofdesperation]

Bruce: Thor keeps staring at me and i don't know if i upset him or not.

Tony: is that all he does?

Bruce: well no, he buys me flowers and makes me food and carries me to bed but i think I upset him!

Tony:...I live in a house of idiots.

[andillwriteyouatragedy]

what are your fave thorbruce headcannons :)

omg omg i'm always so bad at answering this question bc my headcanons are always all over the place but here's some:

they have like twelve different houses all over the place and all of them are complete messes

bruce is absolutely trans

thor likes to spar with the hulk (and also hulk likes to spar with him)

one day when bruce is straightening stuff up he accidentally lifts mjolnir without thinking and thor screams and probably cries

the two of them are insanely smart and when they really get going they become practically incoherent to anybody else

bruce loves learning everything thor knows about space from his asgardian perspective

on the flip side, thor loves learning everything bruce knows about space from his midgardian perspective

bruce is teaching thor to drive currently but they're both terrible at it

thor absolutely has magic and knows how to use it

bruce is currently trying to study and quantify and define and explain thor's magic (it's not working)

thor considers bruce's experiments to be magic (bruce thinks that's incredibly sweet)

neither of them can cook well, only creatively, so they're currently taking six different cooking classes

bruce has a pet rat that thor loves and often sneaks snacks to

thor likes hanging out with hulk and his love for bruce and hulk helps balance things out in bruce's mind

they both struggle to communicate and process emotions properly so sometimes they just end up in cold-war silent standoffs with each other over stupid shit. but they care about each other so much they always end up just conceding whatever it was and moving on

they are just constantly touching each other. just all the time. holding hands. reaching out and skimming each other. bumping hips. stroking hair back. kissing. all of the above. constant touching

that was so much and it's all over the place but here!! some of my little thoughts!! this was actually fun omg i love to share my heinous little headcanons!!

[stebetoeknee]

Teen Avengers as Tiktokers 😳

oh my gosh i genuinely dont even have (or like) tiktok but a lot of my friends are obsessed with it so here are teen avengers as tiktokers. if you have more headcannons like these, send in the asks pls, but here we go:

Steve

“how in the world do you work this app”

everyone probably makes fun of him because he uses effects wrong

but hes so cute and fluffy and big and blond so they all fall in love with him anyways

never uses song with curse words

and if he does, it’s usually a clean version.

he CANNOT dance, so he often shows his art and THATS what gain him popularity

one day he was showing his art there was an amazing drawing of Tony on the side that wasn’t meant to be in frame but the people demanded to see it in full

wait till they learnt that was a real person

Tony

that one tiktoker everyone ships with steve 😑

okay he’s probably one of those ones that uses his money for crazy experiments

“watch me pour hydrofluoric acid on 10 iphone X’s stacked on eachother”

the ones that dont follow him for the crazy stuff are there because of how fucking adorable he is.

bitch has fucjing flowers in his hair and wearing hoodies to big for him. hes so tiny too i-

he went live at school one day and they saw steve behind the screen and AH

When hes not endangering himself, he plays covers on the piano.

soft tiktok boy indeed.

probably only knows the “why you so obsessed with me” and “renegade” dance

Natasha

the only one that can dance

well she did have a background in ballet dance but sis can throw it BACK

tries to teach steve how to dance but he just looked like a chicken so she gave up

kinda an egirl tho

someone saw her wearing scrunches in public and asked her if she was a vsco girl, so she made a whole tiktok about i

“oMg yOuR weARing a sksKsksSRUNCHIE are you a skskjdVSCO girl”

*steps out in full egirl outfit* “....bITCH DO I LOOK LIKE”-

other than that, she can kick ass too ofc and she also posts some tiktoks about easy and effective self defense for girls if they ever need it :)

Thor

too pure for his own good

never gets anything on that app.....NOTHING

but god hes so pretty like why wouldn’t you follow this dumb blonde with long sparkling hair

looks like a greek god, is a norse god

has led lights and probably runs around like a maniac with them

has a bf

his name is bruce of course

shows bruce off a lot since bruce refused to make a tiktok account

so they make tiktoks together a lot lol

everyone ships them so hard! thorbruce rights for life!

Clint

who let this bitch on this app

king of pranks and funny videos

“POV: you’re loki and i beat you up for existing”

*proceeds to beat the phone up*

transition god

rants about how much he hates S.H.I.E.L.D. high and how everyone there is gay and he just wants someone to hold his hand :(

a lot of girls volunteer 😳

Tony helps him pull a prank on Principal Fury.

It did not go well for either parties

but it got him 500k likes on tiktok so time well spent

he still got suspended for like a week 😭

If this doesnt flop, ill make a part 2 of the other marvel characters.

[beccarooni]

For the Give Me A Character meme: Thor! (You knew this was coming.)

fyhddhdh I DID and I appreciate u

Why I like them

Because he's Thor! I jk, I think I just love the idea of him being a sort of old fashioned hero? He has capes and armour and he has this sunny optimism even in the face of horror (iw/endgame aside). He's his big strong force of nature but he's also kind and compassionate, but still has this sense of longing for a life of freedom that makes him very interesting to me

Why I dont

He can be a little brash tbh, and make some decisions that are Questionable fhfhd. Leaving in endgame is one of em, and lifting Tony by the neck in aou is another bit of a bruh moment

Favourite scene

Honestly, ik everyone's gonna say this but immigrant song Ragnarok baby. I've never been that excited at a scene in my LIFE

Favourite movie

I think Ragnarok tbh, but I do love Thor 1 for all of its charm. Tdw wasn't that bad of a movie for me either though - the bits on earth were my favourites

Favourite line

I don't know why but "iS thAt tHe bEst yOu caN dO?" Is stuck in my head atm fjfhhd

OTP

THORBRUCE BABYYYY. But I also love fosterson so....hard times

Brotp

Thorhulk! But a more obscure one is Thor/aquaman don't @ me fhfhdhd. I just think they'd be bros

Headcannon

Hmmm, I'm not too sure! I guess off the top of my head that Thor has some kinda fear revolving around the whole human/alien thing. I think hearing about Roswell and stuff like that would've made him very wary around like shield scientists and seeing them for medical treatment - as opposed to Bruce, who he trusts

Unpopular opinion

Thor 1 needs to be taken into his character development more tbh. People always point to that as examples of him being an asshole but the rest of the movie is about him growing and becoming better. The scene with him sacrificing himself really needs more attention!

A wish

Peter quill and Thor being friends! Or, Thor/drax/mantis being their own mini chaos crew.

Oh-god-please-dont-let-this-happen

Angsty end to love and thunder. Like i get wanting to wrap up but I also would love just a nice open end for his journey! Let us imagine where he goes from here

5 words to describe them

Thunder, gold, gentle, awkward, CHAD

Nickname

lord of thunder babyyy. or blondie if you're hulk

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[imposterogers]

like what if the asgardian immune system works hard but the common cold works harder? one day his throat get scratchy and then he starts getting sniffly and a headache sets in and by the time bruce gets home he’s convinced he’s Dying

[beccarooni]

My asks are open 😎

if any of y'all wanna ask about headcannons I have or thoughts on thorbruce or even some lil fic ideas that I may write feel free to drop em in boys

[imposterogers]

I am in a Mood does anyone have any cute thorbruce headcannons

[thotandbantersblog]

Some angst for the soul

Presence

Pairing: Thorbruce 

Summary: Bruce wonders why Thor seems to vanish. And not just randomly, every single Tuesday at 3:30 exactly. Though he has some theories, none of them are confirmed until he goes looking for his glasses one day.

Word count: 998

Warnings: Depression, PTSD, mentions of mental illness

A/N: Anyway, here’s an angsty Thorbruce fic! Quick word, if any of you are dealing with any mental illnesses, please don’t think that having a partner will heal you instantly, professional help is the best way to improve yourself.

Bruce knew something was up. He knew that Thor somehow, every single Tuesday at 3:30pm, would manage to sneak off somewhere. He wasn’t sure where, or even why, but he just knew that by the time the half hour had struck, Thor, the constant hovering presence by his side, had somehow vanished. There were times when Bruce thought he had managed to figure out what was going on, but then Thor would do something to completely turn him on his head.

His mind went to affair first, thinking that maybe the literal god he was with had decided to move on to someone else. But after the most minimal amount of digging needed, and a quick root through Thor’s contacts, his suspicions were alleviated.

Then there was the punctuality of it. Maybe a sort of class he was going to? Something for people who didn’t quite understand technology and things like that? He had been told Steve had sometimes attended some of those to adjust to the normality of technology everywhere. It had been a pretty solid theory for about a month, and then Thor asked Bruce the name for the ‘computer rodent that clicks’ and that theory was completely flushed down the toilet.

It was when Bruce walked into Thor’s room, looking for the reading glasses he had left in there the night before, that he finally understood what was going on.

He was searching under the bed, through a clutter of general mess, including small drawings done by children that Thor inevitably chose to keep. He was reaching under a particularly narrow gap between the bed and the floor, when his hand brushed against what felt like a small stack of papers, like a small book or a magazine.

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