#thisisreality

[theseveredspirit]

OFFICIALSTARWARS TIKTOK WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!! 💜🤍😭😭😭😭

[lettingtimepass]

How can you sing,

I think I've been going through it, and I've been putting your name to it

//

I used to be a real go-getter. I used to think it'd all get better.

While thinking about Mobius M. Mobius waiting for Loki to come back and NOT tear up?

[meshlact9901]

wait what? 😭

Pabu is in SCARIF? 😢

Thanks to the internet, now I'll be suffering in silence again 😭😩

[hylotlwater]

yuo're stupid me: who? the girl reading this:

[myflamingredbobsled]

i try 2 do kinsona.. base here

[johnjacobjinglebell079]

But by all means, add to the shitlist. #thisisreal #belluminati https://www.instagram.com/p/CqQYd9cuhoQ/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[miiilowo]

I TOOK HIM OUT ITS FINE

can someone remindme to tak my monster out of the freezer in 15 minutes

[dv124]

cr: jj-ThisIsReal (twt)

[in-my-loki-feels]

Title: There's A New Cryptid In Town Rating: G Fandom: Loki (TV) Relationship: Loki/Mobius M. Mobius (as Jotunn!Loki and Don) Some Additional Tags: Jotunn Loki, Don the Jet Ski Salesman, Hijinks & Shenanigans, Cryptids (sort of), Slice of Life, Fluff Word Count: 6.2k [complete]

Summary:

“There’s nothing,” Sean said quickly, even as Kevin blurted out, “It’s not a snake!” There was definitely something in the garage. “I know you guys want a pet, but trapping wild animals is really not–” Don froze with the door half-open. Sean and Kevin went silent behind him. There was a very large…person in the garage. They were entirely blue, from their head to as far down as Don could see. Their shoulder-length black hair looked normal enough, but their skin was bright blue and when they turned their head, a pair of red eyes–iris and sclera–fixed on him. Don yanked the door shut, his heart pounding.

What if on the way home from all the partying, Loki of Jotunheim crashed-landed in a certain jet ski salesman’s backyard?

This started as an idea by sunderwight, which then evolved with help from thisisreal-really. The full post, complete with the first statue design the boys use, is here. I hope you enjoy! 💚

[insert-witty-user-name-here]

10 Fave Shows

Rules: post gifs from your 10 favourite shows without naming them, then tag 10 people.

Thank you for the tag @loki-is-my-kink-awakening and @lgwilt! I can never figure out my favorite shows of all time but here are 10 shows I’ve watched in the past year I’ve loved.

No pressure tags (and undoubtedly double tagging- apologies if you’ve done this already and I missed it) to @dewdropreader @mobius-m-mobius @wolfpup026 @queen-of-meows @mirilyawrites @kcscribbler @blackbirdofasgard @thisisreal-really 🩷

[voulezvulcan]

twin lokius yearning playlists because I'm not at all over it 🙏 thanks mia for picking the theme @thisisreal-really

[mrs-monaghan]

I like how jikookers are coping with humor 😂

https://twitter.com/thisisranting/status/1656532573387128833?s=20

Idk what u mean by Jikooker. This person is a straight up Jimin anti. Please block and unfollow

And you know what, this asshole is right. Jikook could never. Namkook look like bros. Meanwhile Jikook over here sharing loud AF boyfriend selfies

They had literally just finished making out here guys. Come on!

And let's not forget that one post honeymoon selfie

So yeah, that thing is right. Jikook could never. Because if they did.....

Why do you think they were told to stop posting in the first place? 🙄

[hashtagjustsayin]

This was apparently a real sandwich Subway decided to do.

Would you eat this?

#wewouldnt #hashtagjustsayin #justsayin #comedy #thisisreal #cmon #subway #whatwereyouthinking

[wolfpup026]

@thisisreal-really this is such an amazing essay I hope you don't mind me adding it here! <333

What If... Mobius worked at SHIELD when Loki invaded New York?

More details about this AU here!

[in-my-loki-feels]

Tagged by @thisisreal-really! This was chaotic fun so thank you!

Song Poem Challenge! Put your entire song collection on shuffle, then write down the first line from each of the first ten songs that pop up to create a poem. You must then dedicate the poem to the blorbo or OTP that it most reminds you of! Then tag or send asks to three others people that you think might enjoy the challenge!

Take control of the atmosphere

Give me something strong enough

Slip inside the eye of your mind

Do you not hear me anymore

I think you know

Just because I'm losing

They invented a reason

The sun don't shine round here no more

This is the moment that you know

Oh no, I just keep on falling

Umm, well the first thing I noticed is that it seems like I got a lot of sad songs?? Or at least the first lines are sad when taken out of context. I think I have to dedicate this to Loki at the end of time in his tree because the overall vibe feels sad, like he's alone and feels like he lost YET AGAIN because even though he saved all his friends he can't be with them. 😭 I'm impressed that it almost sounded coherent, though.

Songs in order: Control - Mutemath Somewhere Near Marseilles - Utada Hikaru Don't Look Back In Anger - Coldplay Battle of Who Could Care Less - Ben Folds Five Broken Toy - Keane Lost - Coldplay I'm Your Moon - Jonathan Coulton I'm Ready - The Twilight Singers Tiny Vessels - Death Cab for Cutie Born For This - Paramore

I don't want to put anyone on the spot but if you see this and want to join in the fun, consider yourself tagged! And feel free to @ me so I can see your poem. ❤️

[voulezvulcan]

tagged by one of my favs ever @thisisreal-really - thank you Mia! I LOVED this it was so fun 🥹

Song Poem Challenge! Put your entire song collection on shuffle, then write down the first line from each of the first ten songs that pop up to create a poem. You must then dedicate the poem to the blorbo or OTP that it most reminds you of! Then tag or send asks to three others people that you think might enjoy the challenge!

Here we go:

I'm out of my mind, and it's only over you

What else should I be? All apologies

Come a little bit closer, hear what I have to say

Sucker love is heaven sent

Miles and miles apart, darling look how far we've come

Pray god you can cope

It's 12 past midnight, don't close your eyes

I'm holding out and I'm holding on

I used to be a lunatic from the gracious days

You said this could have been the best thing to ever happen to you, so you decided not to do it

Excuse me why does this have me low-key emo?? It's giving Loki it's giving Mobius it's giving Lokius torn apart by the divinity of the universe having to be saved at the cost of their love

Songs in order: Only over you/Fleetwood Mac - All apologies/Nirvana - Harvest Moon/Neil Young - Every you, Every me/Placebo - Ayahuasca/Vancouver Sleep Clinic - This Woman's Work/Kate Bush - 100% Pure Love/Crystal Waters - The Patron Saint of Liars and Fakes/FOB - No More I love you's/Annie Lennox - The Bomb- Florence and the Machine

tagging @moonwaif @dragonsonmymind @queerlyloud and everyone else that might want to do it!