#thisishowidie

[imsammyclaflin]

SamClaflin: Nothing says welcome back to work like a spilled coffee and dropping something heavy on your foot within two hours #thisishowidie

[museummixtape]

Went out to get non-perishables, medication, hand sanitizer, and then had some of the grocery store’s nice cheese samples. - since 1519! #themet #metmuseum #metlastknight #emperormaximilian #thisishowidie #toothpick #gouda #freesamples #pandemic #whoops #hunkerdown #freecheese (at The Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9KXBJEl9hE/?igshid=ptrzk649x8j6

[yeawizard]

I HAVE BEEN BLESSED THIS FINE DAY

I DID NOT EXPECT TO BE MURDERED AND THEN REBORNED TODAY

DADDY YES

STEP ON ME

NAMJOON IS A BLESSING AND A SIN

[sittingtrot]

No shoes, no chalk, no problem. Okay, slight problem. #thisishowidie

[katsavagepoetry]

Just be out there, living your truth. Please. . Some things! . This is How I Die, my 220-page poetry collection is on sale for only $7.99, its lowest price ever! Grab it on Amazon! . For Black Friday, I’ve added a bunch of stuff to my personal shop at killer prices! Visit www.thekatsavageshop.com to see all the new stuff! There may also be a very limited number of coffee mugs for the first time ever! Adding a couple of other things in the next few days! . An ebook sale for TIHID is coming! . #katsavage #thisishowidie #blackfriday #cybermonday

[mariemetroncosplay]

This is the devil and will be my demise

[kecolli89]

I don’t care how hot you get...the TARDIS fleece blanket is my favorite and I’ll cuddle only when you have it on ❤️🇮🇪 #catsofinstagram #pushy #thisishowidie (at Coquina Key, Saint Petersburg) https://www.instagram.com/p/B0CXKcrpxRj/?igshid=148o5io6suqlk

[funkittoys]

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I believe the thigh clamping speaks for itself. I was a little scared to turn it all the way up. #experimentalvibrator #projectthunder #thisishowidie #makingdangerousexperimentalsextoys

[ethevagabond]

#ThatFaceYouMakeWhen you find the current #HolyGrail of @oreo cookies #LegoVagbond #Lego #Minifig #MiniMuse #Toystagram #ToyPortrait #CookiesMakeEverythingBetter #ThisIsHowIDie #OreoHunter https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs089Rjjt3Q/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1q8z1qrxtk8bx

[jesschristine]

I looooce bring miserable and dehydrated!!!

[mizunomegami]

I just tried the Reese PBC (a Reese pieces stuffed burger) from the works. Honestly it was weird AF but not unpleasant. Definitely meant for those who prefer a salty sweet experience. Glad I tried it, probably would get something different next time, absolutely stuffed. . . . . . . #theworks #toronto #the6ix #yyz #canada #burger #sofull #thisishowidie #gourmetburger #getstuffed #gravy #fries #weirdburgers #weirdfood #saltysweet #reesespeanutbuttercups #reesespieces (at The Works - Gourmet Burger Bistro)

[nanaizzy]

Welp..

I can’t even comment on this one… 

Reblog with your own cause of death XD

[scarylittleone]

So a while back my wife was away for a week due to work. While she was gone, her cats went insane. The second night, I awoke around midnight to what sounded like a grown man walking around our apartment, and when I turned on my bedside light, this is what I saw.

[heckityheckityheckityheckity]

Not again oh dear

I’m rereading homestuck here we go.

It’s so fucking long what am I doing

[katsavagepoetry]

This is How I Die is available on Amazon for $9.99, $4.99 for ebook! #katsavage #thisishowidie

[fanofmanythingz]

I've had a vision of my death. It's me slipping and falling in the shower and breaking something drastic because I was singing and dancing to my music.