#this will haunt me all night

[go-to-two]

What are some of your favorite movies set in California?

Ohhhh tough, tough question and I just know I'm going to miss a ton of them. I'll list a handful off the top of my head. In no particular order:

1. La La Land

2. Blindspotting

3. Clueless

4. Vertigo

5. Father of the Bride

6. Last Black Man in San Francisco

7. Top Gun: Maverick

8. Is Back to the Future in California? If so... that one too.

9. Sunset Boulevard

[chloesimaginationthings]

This is Scott Cawthon’s biggest regret in FNAF..

[lunar-wandering]

i'm apologizing in advance for this one

[astrangetorpedo]

mom can you come pick me up, i’m crying in the youtube comment section of good news live from paris again

[miguel-owhora]

Arthur Morgan probably smells and tries to shoo you off him whenever you get a craving for him, arguing that he smells bad and hasn't bathed yet. But you're 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 and just ignore him, pinning him against any nearby surface before pulling his pants down and just stuffing your face into his ass.

His musk is soo strong and it makes your mouth water. We all know he's hairy, and this includes his ass. It's covered in a thin layer of coarse blonde hair that gets darker and thicker as it slips inside his ass; curly and inviting you to get a taste when you spread him open.

I don't think Arthur's that audible; he probably just groans and gasps, but resorts to trying to muffle himself so the others don't hear. He gets red in the face and becomes overwhelmingly warm, sweating and panting as you eat him out like a starving man. He probably locks a leg around your head to keep you in place, reaching down to jerk himself off until he's coming all over his hand. Only then will he let you go, and you'll pull away with a chin dripping with your spit, your tastebuds heavy with the taste of Arthur.

[adamsrcnan]

do you ever just think about how jeremy was about to help put sunscreen on jean but then he was unintentionally cockblocked by cody calling out his name. like cody bby whyyyyy

[justabunchofdragons]

they were so insane for having house play "hugh laurie's cuddy's serenade" bookending "you can't always get what you want" as cuddy held her party with everyone else and their mother attending AND having her open the door only to drop her smile when it wasn't house. she really said "i DON'T want you there" and got upset when he didn't come. they drive me insane

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

do the macarena in the devil’s lair 🕺

[bookwyrminspiration]

if id run away, joined the enemy, betrayed everyone I know, blew up a school, compromised a hideout, accidentally gave my crush a tracking device, incorrectly communicated the enemies plans, and brought back fake caches I’d never recover. rip to Keefe but I think I would literally never show my face again

[sincerely-sofie]

A vent comic about listening to your younger self and taking the things that killed you and using them to come back stronger:

[chloesimaginationthings]

Hit her with that Mike FNAF stare

[totmatsu]

Grim Grinnin' Ghosts

[chaoticree]

So we know Wymack is huge, ok? Like Terry Jeffords kinda huge, and his clothes are obviously big too, so I was wondering when Wymack lends Neil his clothes after he comes back from Columbia, did they completely engulf our little adorable munchkin and more specifically what was Andrew's reaction bec I know, I just KNOW that he probably had a hard time taking Neil serious bec just imagine!!! Tiny Neil in big Wymacks clothes, shirt completely engulfing him, the pants oh god, did he have to hold them up with his hand? How many times did he have to fold them to not trip over the ends? What if he just wore Wymacks shorts? I mean, that'll probably be too long for him, too, right? Guys pls, this keeps me up at night!!!! Can somebody draw this, please? 😭😭😭😭

[notachair]

Since atla is again having an extra surge of popularity, I'm shooting my shot:

[ID: (Rest of image description in alt). At the bottom of the image sits the text: "Zuko: Okay. Well, I can't remember how it starts, but the punchline is "leaf me alone, I'm bushed."" ID end].

Did we ever find out what the setup for this joke was? I feel kinda haunted by it. If not- anyone wanna make their best or worst guesses?

edit: I now know what "I'm bushed" mean, but go ahead anyway 👍

haunted thoughts in tags ↓

[thedreadvampy]

sometimes I forget that my experience has been. um. not 'your experiences are not universal' vibes but more like 'your experiences are EXTREMELY atypical'

[the-kipsabian]