#this will be controversial like my ‘hargreeves siblings as demigods’ post i can already tell

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hargreeves siblings as D&D classes/races⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️

Luther: Human Fighter. I don’t think this needs much explanation. he’s the most common class/race combination and he would be a super intense player (I could also see him taking a few levels of barbarian or paladin?? he likes the aesthetic of a noble paladin but ultimately he just wants those 4 attacks)

Diego: Human Ranger/Rogue multiclass. he knows elves have better suited stats when it comes to being rangers but he thinks elves are prissy. he picked ranger so he could throw knives and rogue so he could look good doing it. he’s also very intense and has started PvP w/ Luther multiple times

Allison: Aasimar Sorcerer . Yes, yes, I know what you’re thinking- “Allison would want to be an elf!” and that’s true, but i think ultimately she wants to play an attractive race (which Aasimars certainly are) AND have the charisma, which is what i would correlate to her canon powers. aasimars have +2 to charisma and sorcerers have charisma-based spells. she’s a pretty serious player but she’s ultimately just there to have fun and live out her fantasy hot girl summer

Klaus: DROW NECROMANCER. this is another obvious one that i really don’t have to explain. (i could also see him being the chaotic player that’s like... a gnome barbarian or something) but yeah he’s definitely a chaotic player and gets super creative during fights (the dm hates him)

Five: High Elf Rogue. this gives Five everything he wants— sophistication and the ability to kill people before they even know what hit them. i could also see him being a halfling rogue, which has the same +2 dex and would match his short height, but he probably thinks he’s above halflings. he’s the player that tries to keep his party on track WHICH IS WHY I ALSO COULD SEE HIM BEING THE DM!! so yeah

Ben: Human Cleric. we still don’t know a TON about him yet (so excited to see his alt self in s3) but from the way he is trying to help klaus (and vanya and the whole family, as shown in s2) and offer support i definitely see him as a cleric. he would go along with klaus’ in-game schenanigans up until the party is in danger, then he would get serious.

Vanya: Tiefling Wild Magic Sorcerer. tieflings are often misunderstood and left out bc of their hellish ancestry, which is a feeling vanya can relate to. she’s a wild magic sorcerer because wild magic surges emulate the crazy amounts of energy she can put out, even if it is sometimes to the detriment of her party (and the world). tieflings make good sorcerers bc of their charisma! perfect! vanya really enjoys the escape that dnd gives her and she always feels really bad when she rolls badly a wild magic surge