#this was very fun to figure out

[truths33k3r4]

Hi Melissa I love your story and I was wondering how would the turtle react to a toddler? Scared, calm, excited, irresponsible behavior.

(totally not for fanart reasons)

Hey, @oddartistl3!

I’ll go through each turtles reaction~

Michelangelo- Mikey would go through a few mixed emotions if he were to find a toddler in his home. The first would be surprise, wondering how in the world the little human made it down to the sewers, but that feeling would be swallowed almost instantly by his curiosity and kindness, taking the toddler and flinging them up onto his shoulders asking them all the questions he can think of. And in return, answering any questions the child may have for him, the giant, human-turtle teen. 😅

Lotus- Lo’s blood pressure would shoot up at an exponential rate if she were to find a HUMAN CHILD anywhere near her. If there’s one, then others will come looking for it. She would stand frozen in the shadows, conflicted by her want to protect the defenseless child, while also not wanting to risk her family and herself being found. Eventually, her heart would win over her head, and she would carefully take the child, holding it tight to her plastron, and returning it to the surface as quickly as possible.

Donatello- Don’s brain would utterly short-circuit at the sight of some mini, germ-ridden biohazard in his home. He would sit frozen in place with his mouth agape and eyes wide wondering

HOW THE SHELL DID IT FIND MY HOME?!?

His mind would begin rummaging through the dusted files of childhood, trying to decipher what the child would want as he tried to figure out how to bring it back to the surface. (AFTER toddler proofing as many pipes and appliances of his home as quick as mutantly possible.) He would give it one of his granola bars to snack on, (after looking up if it was safe for them to eat), and wordlessly hand it off to Leo as the freckled brother attempted to figure out a solution.

Raphael- “… What… the frick??????” Raph would be totally befuddled at such a weird sitch happening like a toddler being found in his home. That’s hidden. In the SEWERS OF NEW YORK. He would silently and secretly follow the child through the tunnels, making sure it followed the literal crumbs he left in a trail back to the surface. But before the child could even taste the crumb left on the unsanitary grounds of the tunnel, Raph leapt from where he was hiding and plucked the kid into his arms, bapping the soiled crumb out of their hand. After inwardly getting reprimanded by his twins voice in his head about “causing a child to catch four of the five food borne illnesses”, he grumbled and held the kid tight as he ran to reach the surface. When the child squirmed or started crying, the fiery brother would begrudgingly hum a simple tune to keep them distracted.

Leonardo- Leo’s eyes would blow out wide as his mouth dropped at the unexpected guest in his home. His medic brain would fight a glorious battle against his leader side, trying to gauge if it would be wise to care for the little stranger or just ignore them and let them find their own way back to the surface. Immediately his big brother instincts would bring the battle to a close, resulting in him walking up to the child and asking them if they’re hurting anywhere. After checking them over, and placing bandaids on any scratches or scrapes, (and of course kissing each one so the “boo boo would heal faster.”) Leo would hold out his hand to the child, asking them if they remembered how to go back home.

There ya go! Cant wait to see what you make with this! 😁

Hope you have a wonderful day! To God be the glory!

~ Melissa

[onyxisnotuniqueenough]

it's barbiesona time!! well more of a barbie oc.

(check out my previous posts on my art blog if you wanna know why theres no design or art attached to this.)

this barbie belongs to a little boy who stole his sister's doll. her barbieland is in perpetual nightime, since he can only play with her at night under the covers - and for that reason everyone in barbieland has a home that looks like pillow forts. the moon is the light from a flashlight, that clicks off when it's "curfew" for the citizens of that barbieland. mini-dinosaurs, lego people, off-brand mcdonalds figurines, a few aliens and anthropomorphic birds (i get to make up any toy i want. the boy has glued a bird head on a he-man) live in that barbieland, and there is a neighbor city only for the car toys. they keep running over people and always bring trouble to the barbieland, and they have like west-side story beef kind of. there is a car empire forming and one of the cars becomes a tyrant and tries to conquer barbieland and then there's a rebellion and the power of music is a thing in this world.....it's a whole thing lol

umm anyway

the barbie's house is furnished with various stolen other toys' furniture from the boy's sister, so some things are too small or too big for the barbie but she's used to it.

her whole world comes crashing down (she falls into a coma) when the boy's parents find out and make him donate her to a thrift store. she wakes up in a plastic bag (the thrift store doll kind) and must navigate a new barbieland of discarded and damaged toys (and talking dish/silverware) to find the door to the real world and return to the little boy. throughout her journey, and through meeting other discarded dolls and not really fitting in, the question of gender questioning, gender expression comes up ofc. because i can.

this barbie's (nicknamed baggie) story includes depression, regret, trauma, thoughts of your whole city being dead because all your remember is your whole world crashing down and you don't know that you're the only one who lived that, homesickness, hopelessness, queerness, feeling unwanteable, unlikely frienships, telepathic communication through talkie-walkies (i'll explain that) and allergies to dogs.

@tokidokiwolfwrath-blog here is the barbie"sona" post!!

[hotdogmchiggin]

Company Mandated Fancy Fits on the Tulpar 😏

Also had to include the REAL star of the show (and a bonus)

Based off of this and this. Thank you very much joetastic for being inspirational 👍

The REAL reason this is late

[elzorton]

Be cunning.

[lilyw-catears]

A collection of life series/hermitcraft text post thingies that I made at 3 am

[hinamie]

spiraling

[boxofoxberry]

you've got mail! :D

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The Yiling Band Tour!

[suppenzeit]

Picture that. In your dreams.

[teratomatica]

you always land on all fours

[toast-x-butter]

the kill bill weapon

[bananas-mode]

I know this scene has been redrawn a million times over but I had to

[sofiaruelle]

Commission for the lovely @flowerandthesongstress of our fave triad, Sam, Abigail and Sebastian basking in the afterglow of a very productive band practice.

The Companion piece

[ultipoter]

In April's pokemagma event, we joked about Volo Cola being a thing, so I naturally committed to the bit and redrew a vintage cola ad

[kizzer55555]

DP x DC: The Most Dangerous Card Game

Ok so Danny has essentially claimed earth as his. And he is fully aware that there are constant threats to the planet. Now he can’t stop a threat that originates on earth (that’s something he’ll leave to the Justice league) but he can do something about outside threats. Doing some research on ancient spells, rituals, and artifacts, he cast a world wide barrier on the planet to protect it from hostile threats so they cannot enter. This will prevent another Pariah Dark incident. However, barriers like this come at a price. You see, there are two ways to make a barrier. Either make one powered up by your own energy and power (which would be constantly draining) or set up a barrier with rules. The way magic works is that nothing can be absolutely indestructible. It must have a weakness. The most powerful barriers weren’t the ones reinforced with layer after layer of protective charms and buffed up with power. Those could eventually be destroyed either by being overpowered, wearing them down, or by cutting off the original power source. No, the most powerful barriers were the ones with a deliberate weakness. A barrier indestructible except for one spot. A cage that can only be opened from the outside. Or that can only be passed with a key or by solving a riddle. So Danny chooses this type of barrier and does the necessary ritual and pours in enough power to make it. And he adds his condition for anyone to enter. 

Now the Justice league? Find out about the barrier when Trigon attempts to attack, they were preparing after he threatened what he would do once he got to earth. How he would destroy them. The Justice league tried to take the fight to him first but were utterly destroyed, so they retreated home to tend to their injuries, and fortify earth for one. Last. Stand. Only when Trigon makes his big entrance…he’s stopped.

The Justice league watch in awe as this thin see-through barrier with beautiful green swirls and speckled white lights like stars apears blocking Trigon and his army’s advance. The barrier looks so thin and fragile yet no matter how hard the warlord hits, none of his attacks can get through and neither can he damage said barrier. That’s when Constantine and Zatanna recognizes what this barrier is. Something only a powerful entity could create. For a moment, the league is filled with hope that Trigon can’t get through yet Constantine also explains that it’s not impenetrable. And clearly Trigon knows this too for he calls out a challenge. 

And that’s when, in a flash of light, a tiny glowing teenager appears. He looked absolutly minuscule compared to Trigon and yet practically glowed with power (this isn’t a King Danny AU though).

And that is when the conditions for passing the barrier are revealed. And the Justice realize that the only thing stopping Trigon and his army from decimating earth. The only way he can get through….is by beating this glowing teenager in a card game. 

Not just any card game though. The most convoluted game Sam, Danny, and Tucker invented themselves. It’s like the infinite realms version of magic the gathering, combined with Pokémon, and chess. And Danny is the master. So sit down Trigon and let’s play.

(The most intense card game of the Justice league’s life).

After Danny wins, this happens a few more times with outer word beings and possibly even demons attempting to invade earth, yet none have been able to beat the mysterious teenager in a card game. Constantine might even take a crack at it and try to figure out how to play. He’s really bad though. Every time this happens, the Justice league worry that this might be the time the teenager looses. Yet every time, he wins (even if only barely). 

Meanwhile, Danny, Sam, and Tucker have gotten addicted to the game and play it almost daily. Some teachers might seem them playing the game are are like ‘awww how cute’ not realizing this game is literally saving the world. Jazz is just happy they aren’t spending as much time on their screens playing Doomed.

[kurolini909]

* Recall Medoh's Champion of flight,

before he fell to his fateful plight...

Behold: a bastard.

Next: Champion Urbosa. ->