#this was such a good idea

[korn-dogz]

Cigarette love

Summary: Fred trusts you to hold his cigarette but you end up smoking it inside, he teaches you a lesson

WARNING: smoking, sex, smut, semi public sex, cock warming, dirty talk

I got this idea from @downtherabbitholewithlucy’s tags so thanks to Lucy for this :)

You watched your boyfriend (Fred) smoking in his recording room when he asked you to “hold this for me sweetheart” he passed you his cigarette while he started singing some hardcore vocals Into the mic. He never looked so hotter while screaming into that mic, but you decided to be sneaky and smoke his cigarette while he was recording. By the time he finished recording his song and went back over to you to take what was his; you had smoked it all “whoops, sorry Freddie” you gave him a sly smirk as you giggled a little bit “oh, you’re getting it now” he said as he dragged you into an empty room and start to undo his belt “I’m gonna show you what happens when you act this way” you knew exactly what you were doing when you smoked his cigarette

He undid his belt and pushed down his pants, he walked over to you and practically ripped off your shirt. He flipped you over so that you were on your stomach and pulled down your pants “you’re so wet already and I haven’t even done anything, you knew what you were doing huh?” Before you could respond he teased your entrance through your panties with his tip. You moaned quietly in response when he pushed his tip deeper into your clothed entrance, he tried to tease you more but he quickly gave in and took off your panties “god, you’re such a whore” without a second thought fred shoved his length into you which made him groan loudly “o-oh god Fred…” your voice was shaking. Every time you two had sex it felt like the first time, he didn’t move at all, you guess it was part of your punishment, although you started getting painfully horny as he just kept his cock inside of you “Fred… please move” you begged him, you heard him chuckle behind you “you’re gonna have to beg for it” your cheeks were red and you swallowed your pride and started to beg for him “please Fred, please fuck me, please I deserve to be punished” he smirked and with no mercy started to pound into you like a rabid dog. Your nails dug into the steel that he laid you on as he moved his cock in and out of you, you heard him release grunts and groans as his nails dug into your waist almost breaking the thick skin “that’s it baby” He breathes out, pressing a kiss onto your back "That feel good?"

“Uh-huh-“ Fred’s hips start moving to a steady rhythm, and each slap of his hips against your ass makes you whimper in pleasure. "So good, fred-fuck, feels so good." You strangle out in between moans. Fred bucks his hips harshly against you at this, you release a loud moan and feel Fred’s hand cover your mouth “shh, don’t let them hear us” you smirked and start to lick his palm “you drive me crazy you know that?” Fred groaned and snapped his hips harshly into your entrance, he slipped a finger into your mouth "Just a little wider now, pretty girl" You do as he says, easing your jaw wider as you feel his thumb slide further into your mouth. "Keep it open for me like that, baby" you nod as he slips his finger in deeper causing you to gags a little.

He slides his fingers out your mouth and his hand travels to the back of your neck to grip it "Fuck. Killin' me with this pussy, baby. You're so good. So-" He snaps his hips "..so good for me. You know that, right?" You can only moan in response. Your legs start to shake as you feel Fred’s hips harshly snapping into you. His pace is fucking brutal now, and you feel hot tears clouding your eyes at the sudden change in his movements. His grip around your neck tightens, and your fingernails claw at the steel. It was too much for your body size, heat coursing through your insides as you finally reach your high "Cumming, Fred, 'm cumming- Oh, fuck" You cry out. Fred moans “I got you baby” as he slides himself deeper into you as you feel a warm liquid fill you up “fuck” he panted “sorry… I got a little carried away haha” he chuckled as he realized what he did

“It’s Fine don’t worry” You laughed and started to put your clothes back on, but Fred helped you because me noticed that your legs were shaking. You both walked back into the studio as if nothing happened

[rebelwithoutabroom]

One huge W from the @dtblrlove is how many authors I'm discovering like 👁👁 Yes pls keep complimenting each other, I found such good stories recently

[hazard-15]

Hello! I really love your OC Zari! And it gave me an idea! Do you know that classical record easter egg from Der Eisendrache? I can see Primis Dempsey turn it on and try to initiate a dance with her. At first Zari is like, “Really? Nice try, Casanova but that’s not going to work on me.” But after she gives in, it almost feels like time stopped and the stressors of the current mission have froze away. It’s just the two of them waltzing alone. She swears she could’ve seen the stars in his eyes💫🌟💖

Hello! It means the world to me that you love Zari! So I actually didn’t know about that classical record easter egg in DE so I had to look it up before I could answer this lol 

I can so see Dempsey turning it on and asking her for a dance, she’s amused by his attempts to get her to dance but when she sees those hopeful puppy eyes-well, how could she say no to him? 

And yes, they’re dancing so peacefully, it’s just the two of them in this moment. The stress or worries about what their journey may hold for them is at the back at their minds and all they want to do is cherish this loving moment between them. I think they would both hope that maybe one day, when and if this whole mess is over, they can have more moments like this. Where they can live together peacefully and such, but for now, they’ll cherish these small hours. 

[sabertoothwalrus]

ah my favorite zelda game *looks at smudged writing on my hand* Wind Baker

[roseworth]

i think theres this idea in the general public that the "best" fanfic gets turned into real books like 50 shades of grey. but the truth is that the best fanfic can never be published as an actual book because its intricately woven into the canon material so its inseparable even if you change the names

[liquidstar]

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

[elftwink]

if you're about to get top surgery, you may hear a voice in your head telling you to make a joke about getting something off your chest even though it's overplayed. im here to let you know it's your imperative and sacred duty to not only make the joke but to tell it to every person you talk to. and that you are right it would be funny as fuck. this is not sarcastic if you tell enough people one of them will have never heard it before and also it's still funny to every person who has heard it listen to me this is a once in a life time opportunity— [i start getting dragged out by the palace guards] commit to the bit!!! if you don't you'll forever wish you had!! heed my warning or forever suffer the cons— [castle door slams shut behind us]

[wanologic]

sorry danny, sam will never think you’re cool

[midnight-coffee94]

No single line has ever wrecked me as hard as this one from the Good Place and I think about it constantly

[somewhatvellum]

this will sureily convince the people that the royal family are not out of touch moneywasters and that we should be happy keeping them around for sure

[sirfrogsworth]

Photographers all know about polarizing filters. They remove reflections off the surfaces of objects. We use them to see into water or windows that are obscured by those reflections. But anything with an even slightly glossy surface has a layer of reflection on top. So if you have a shiny green plant, it can remove the shiny and reveal a very saturated green underneath. Polarizers also remove a lot of scattered and reflected light from the sky. Which reveals a deep blue color you didn't even know was there.

Here is a photo I took of my circular polarizer.

And the first thing I noticed when walking outside during the eclipse was the color of everything was more saturated, just like in that circle. Apparently, an eclipse significantly reduces polarized light and I got this creepy feeling because I was only ever used to seeing the world like that through the viewfinder of my camera.

The other thing I noticed was my outdoor lights. I leave them on all the time because I never remember to turn them on at night. And usually the sun will render them barely visible during the day. On a very sunny day they almost look like they are off.

But you can clearly see they are shining and even flaring the camera during the eclipse.

Our eyes adjust to lighting changes very well so it was hard to tell how much dimmer things were, but that is a good indication. I took this photo a few minutes ago and you can see how dim the lights appear after the moon has fucked off.

I did a calculation using the exposure settings between these two photos. The non-eclipse photo has 7 f-stops more light. That is 128 times or 12,700% more light.

A partial Pringle eclipse cut the sun's light by 99.2% and somehow our eyes adjusted to make it seem like a normal sunny day (with weird ass saturated colors).

[plounce]

people online talk so much about hating babies and kids but in "the meatspace" people LOVE babies. hang out with a baby and you will see so many people staring at you with big smiles and waving at you and going "that baby is SO cute" and generally being pleasant unprompted. the lady at the vietnamese place just now gave us like three extra soup spoons because my niece loves those spoons but kept dropping them on the floor and the lady kept giving us more with a massive smile on her face. on our walk today a bunch of construction guys waved and grinned at her the whole time we walked by, and when we passed by an elementary school a little girl said "your baby's really sweet!" babies are not balls of irritation and hatred they are beacons of joy and kindness actually and they bring out the best in strangers. whenever im out with her we have multiple positive interactions with strangers who are so happy to see her. or maybe it's just that my baby niece is the cutest most wonderful baby in the world :]

[heywriters]

If you want to write a dumb little story with a dumb little plot and ridiculously silly characters. No one's stopping you. Genuinely, no one should be allowed to stop you. Write that dumb story with your whole heart and don't hold back.

[cursedgamerchild]

"internet historian's alt-right anyways" "great day to have never liked james somerton" "never even heard of illuminaughtii before this lol"

that's great buddy but don't go around thinking you're immune to this. if you're not looking for plagiarism, you likely won't notice it unless its egregiously obvious. hell, you've probably consumed plagiarized content without even realizing it. even hbomb pointed out that these people disguised what they presented pretty well as long as you didn't try and dig deeper. don't come away just thinking of this as a callout piece, take this as an important lesson about vetting your sources. if googling scripts in quotes was enough to expose the original, we should all start doing that shit!!

edit: it got a little too doomer-y a little too fast so one quick addition

this is hbomb's curated playlist of queer creators, many of whom were victims of plagiarism

this is producer kat on reddit calling for any more plagiarism discoveries and for queer content creators to be uplifted

please take some time to uplift these creators and recommend any you know! if you can help uncover more of the original creators whose work was lifted that would be great too :)

UPDATE- From Hbomb's twitter: "We're in the process of cataloguing everyone James Somerton plagiarised and finding their contact information. Which is quite a task, so to help us out: If you see this and happen to be one of the people Somerton stole from, please email us at contact@hbomb.zone"

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[godforsakenparadinofnigh]

Girl dad 🌸

[yourangle-yuordevil]

That time in ancient Greece when Aziraphale needed a speedy horse and accidentally invented the pegasus

VS.

Whatever Crowley had going on in medieval times