#this was so much funnier in my head

[spaciebabie]

papyrus does his taxes ☹☹☹☹☹

[fangirls-just-want-to-have-fun]

Nerdy Prudes Must Die + some of my favorite YikYaks (part 1) (part 2)

[tkdrawz]

"What a nice little space echidna! What shall we give him?"

PAIN.

[head---ache]

ONE OF US, ONE OF US, ONE OF US, ONE OF US‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

(Asmr is the best frfr, also I’m listening to ASMR as i type this)

haha funny meme

[fizzymilkshakee]

they were condemned to the infirmary </3 </3 </3 </3

[themushroomkingsforest]

The three genders

[bonebuckets]

Paige Duplass from TSV? close enough. welcome back Danielle O’Hara from HFTH

[gonnahaveabigtalklater]

*opens an email from my posh nemesis* ah fuck its another richard roll

[berylcluster]

“No, I’m putting these away.” — Devon

⊰ TALKING TO A PUPPY MEME ft. EDDIE & VENOM ⊱

➫ VENOM finds himself in a temper tantrum of sorts, running his tendrils all over the place to grab the perfectly FINE FOOD Devon was throwing out. Climbing all over Eddie and the counters to close cabinets the pink haired one was opening.

EDDIE! A vicious shake to the human reporter is given, causing him to grumble.

EDDIE TELL THEM TO STOP. WE LIKE THE TOASTED WAFFLES. AND THE POPPED TARTS.

Eddie, a innocent bystander in all of this nonsense, just sighed, trying to read his morning paper through the walls of blacky inkness trying to cover his face and shoving him to move and stop her. He didn't even budge, because frankly, he agreed with them. What they were eating wasn't healthy, nor sustainable for the budget they all lived under now. "Buddy, c'mon, what Devon is going to prepare will be so much better than those things. It's fine, just be chill, alright?"

I CANNOT "CHILL". MY SNACKS!

[cocainek1nk]

pineapples make ur pussy taste better ? well they make me have allergic reactions

[kitty-unlimited]

Haters mad I can experience child like wonder

[wow-an-unfunny-joke]

The average conversation between paramedics:

Paramedic A: We need to identify this person!

Paramedic B: their ID says they’re [Firstnamd Lastname] and their blood type is A+

Paramedic A: but what’s their gender?????

this started as a joke but then i started actually thinking about it and now im really annoyed that IDs have this one letter that doesnt mean anything for cis people and is a huge pain in the ass for trans people when we could instead have literally lifesaving information so emergency medical services could just check ur wallet to see which blood to give you so you dont die or whatever But No

[aztr0punk]

"happy early 4th of july" so july 3rd

[sensitivesiren]

oh yeah, i love reading books. i especially love -

*looks at smudged writing on hand*

- enemas to lovers.

[matter-o-fact]

Joseph Beuy’s Felt Suit. Might delete later.