Dick: Hey, how did you end up getting that sick scar over your eyebrow?
Jason: When I moved out I filled a glass soda bottle full of gas and threw it into a dumpster fire just because I knew Bruce wasn't there to stop me.
Dick: What did you expect to happen?
Jason: The Lord to protect me.
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OC In 15 (or less)
Thanks for the tag @kk7-rbs! And yes I am winging most of these dialogue lines.
Rules: Share 15 or fewer lines of dialogue from an OC, ideally lines that capture the character/personality/vibe of the OC. Bonus points for just using the dialogue without other details about the scene, but you're free to include those as well!
Uhh I tag: @televisionjester @aether-wasteland-s @jezifster @the-void-writes @illarian-rambling @vacantgodling (Only if you want! Open tag too!)
Let's go Julie from Fucked at Five.
1. "Why even believe the elder morphers? Ian and I caught on awhile ago that these old fucks only care about revenge."
2. "Fuck Elliot. And fuck you too!"
3. "These new recruits are clinging onto humans being these saints. Like humans wouldn't stab them in the back— Haven't stabbed them in the back."
"Or take your eye?" Elliot spoke around the straw in his mouth, unwavering at the glare of straight up evil from Julie's eye.
"Shut the fuck up billy goat." Her hands bone dry pointing at stumps that once bore antlers protruding Elliot's skull.
3. “You don’t have to worry about that. Focus on this.”
4. "I told you I fight to win, Elliot."
5. "Hungry?"
6. "I don't think any of us would be mad if we had gotten those donuts at the stand like what an hour ago?"
7. "I've killed more people than you and you still like me."
8. "Maybe I should feel bad?" Ian muttered, chewing on his thumb nail
"Nah." Julie responded
9. "Think I can get Saz to go swimming with me? The lake shouldn't have too much algae." Julie questioned aloud.
"Is it training related?" Ian asked.
"Yes?"
"I'll tell her to put on a bikini while you make your decision."
10. "Sleep can wait. Want a Mini-Mart hotdog? It's like a 5 minute jog. But we can make it an hour long walk."
"Fuck yeah," Saz laced up her shoes, dressing surprisingly fast for a woman who was only in socks a couple minutes ago.
11. "I think— I think I pissed her off."
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"Kamala Harris raised 50+ million dollars after Biden dropped out!" you fools.... that's the money she got from selling Biden to One Direction :(
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I keep seeing people use this image as a reaction to people's original posts:
Which I think is really incorrect, because with an original post they haven't come up to ur window, u've come up to their window.
So I made this, as a more accurate reaction for original posts:
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while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade
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a good sumerian inexplicably donated five packs of 500 temporary tattoos to the classroom, each pack featuring identical pictures of a different invasive species of bug
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