#this was legit my reaction

[joeymerenset]

She’s bald?!!

She’s bald and she’s torturing people who have hair!?

[kelbies-fandom-locker]

when people try to change what canon means to suit them and your like hold on that’s not how it works , you can’t just change it

[humming-fly]

They seem like the kind of guys who would keep count

Bonus:

[starsandwriting]

Me listening to magp 8: What a fascinating spin on a Lonely statement that asks what if it was the Place that was lonely, so hungry that it desires to quite literally ea- WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK WHAT WHAT WHAT THE FUCKKK WHATTTTTT FUCKING WHAT WHAT COME AGAIN HUH WHAT FUCKING WH

[ID: Cartoony art of people who look comically shocked, terrified, and overwhelmed, with their eyes bugging out and their mouth open, sweating in shock and trembling. End ID]

[Plain text: Multiple variations of "What the fuck" and "come again" written in caps lock. End PT]

[Thank you to @princess-of-purple-prose and @ryutarotakedown for the id's :] I hope it's ok to merge the two!]

[jitteryfool]

I am so sick of the Eurylochus slander, just saw someone legit say that Eurylochus intentionally gave someone the torch to save his own skin during Scylla while watching the livestream animatic. Even though the animatic made pretty clear he did not know at the beginning what the torches meant. Even though he only gave someone else the torch so that he would have his hands free to save another person and once he realized what the torches mean, he tried to run back to the dude he gave his torch to save him. Like, his face of absolute horror as he realized what was happening. Like, the animatic spelled it out so utterly clearly I didn't think it was possible for someone to misunderstand it.

And yet, people are actually accusing him of doing what Odysseus did, what the fuck.

[insertsomthinawesome]

Goodbye, Roberto. Thank you for being here, even if your time here was short. -NO ROMANCE INCLUDED-

[lover-of-mine]

Buddie Countdown to Season 7:

17 days.

[a-leg-without-fear]

i’m losing my SHIT

LOOK AT THIS MAN

[qiu-yan]

jiang cheng at the club

i answered kind of speedily but hm blorbo should not be at the club

teenage era? the most debatable era tbh. on one hand - for one, if jiang cheng goes, he's going because he thinks that's what the cool kids his age should be doing, rather than because it's what he actually wants to do. for two, if he goes he's certainly going with wei wuxian. there's a good chance he'll have a good time with wei wuxian, but there's also a good chance that he'll spend the entire experience way too high-strung about wei wuxian doing something stupid (guaranteed) that will make both him and yunmeng jiang look stupid (not guaranteed but still likely) and/or put wei wuxian in danger (also very likely). there's also an even higher chance that wei wuxian will end up fucking off to chat/flirt/etc with other people (eg. lan wangji who wei wuxian also managed to drag to the club, who then gets drunk and thus wei wuxian now has to babysit), thereby leaving jiang cheng all by his lonesome. jiang cheng can probably talk to strangers, but he came here to have fun with wei wuxian and now wei wuxian has ding dong ditched. bonus points if wei wuxian promised to be designated driver and now jiang cheng has to uber home.

on the other hand - teenage wei wuxian and jiang cheng are definitely making the club more fun. mostly wei wuxian. and, despite all of the above, jiang cheng is probably having a good time...most of the time...too.

adult era: nah. jiang cheng is busy. it would be nice if he could let loose and forget about everything for a few hours, but he would not do that. realistically he'd just spend the entire time stressing about his growing to-do list, and the music would give him a headache.

also, everything at the club would remind him of wei wuxian. wei wuxian, certified party animal, was almost certainly the one dragging jiang cheng to the club in their youth; jiang cheng probably does in fact have some happy memories of clubbing with wei wuxian. but those happy memories are gonna curdle into depressing ones the moment he steps through the doors and is reminded of wei wuxian again. the photos of wei wuxian doing a keg stand behind the bar are making him miserable, and he in turn is going to make it everyone else's problem.

postcanon era: also nah. mostly because he'd almost certainly run into jin ling et al. sneaking into the club with fake IDs, and now everyone's yelling.

on the other hand....maybe he and wei wuxian can eventually reconcile over a night of partying they're both frankly way too old for. or maybe when they wake up the next day in the same ditch with matching hangovers.

[chappellrroan]

maybe it's periods but i am craving chicken biryani and a lover who'd make it for me lovingly because they'd know how bad my cramps are is that too much to ask

[jugglejerk]

my mom thinks he is stupid </3

[facewithoutheart]

My husband, who does not have a shipping bone in his whole 5’12” body, watching Buck in the well scene: “why is Buck reacting like that????”

[messymoonmad]

Not really an ask. But sometimes I feel like I’m just stalking your account and I don’t even mean too. I just had to think about how often I’m on your tumblr. Really solidified it when I subscribed to Patreon…Am I the problem?

Also accurate representation of what happens when I see your art.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH STOP ✋️ AH.

AH-

[shaycormacaroni]

Shay looking at the guards attacking the Assassins gang members thinking he is safe

Shay after the guards attack him right after

[werewolfsmile]

It's a lot faster in person, huh?

[kunikiiida-kuuun]

KUNIKIDA INTRODUCTION ON BSD GAKUEN!!!!!

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