#this was just supposed to just be a funny blog

[puffyducks]

DCRC Week #16

Wiggity what's up my fellow book clubbers, today we're taking a look at the ethics of treating artificially made intelligent lifeforms as second class citizens and what the qualifying factors are to determine a being as truly "sentient" and deserving of basic social rights. And by that I mean we're reading PKNA #12: "Second Draft" which is a comic where nothing bad happens!

This post is LOOONG btw.

okay we're just gonna start off our comic as normal and-

WOAH who's this handsome young devil in his little fancy suit??? What's that? Head of Ducklair Industries?..... yeah sure that makes sense I think.

Everett Ducklair 🤢🤢🤢 get a job stay away from him. Also this is a really nice way of saying you had to stop him from being overtaken by insane homicidal tendencies and putting guns in all his inventions btw

Haha woah what was that. Did the fabric of reality just tear for a second there or did my ADHD meds just kick in. Probably just me.

MASTER Donald???..... I don't even think I can write out the jokes I wanna make here they're too inappropriate for this blog sorry. But also what the fuck.

Uno stop mothering maybe I WANT to get frostbite and lose all my fingers

Not to take a sudden side tangent here but is this supposed to be like, a good thing? Don't the other seasons exist for a reason? I always thought fall and winter were meant to be like a cleansing period, they bring balance to the two other hotter seasons. If it's eternally spring, do some plants just never die? Are animals ALWAYS in the breeding season? Today we're going to overanalyze this one concept in an essay where-

OH MY GOD IT'S ODIN wait nevermind hiii Odin hiiiii. what's lookin good cookin. I mean- shit. fuck. shit.

I'm kind of obsessed with the way Odin is drawn in this comic. His whole body is all wiggly like a bendy straw. His stances go crazy.

gayass

Guys ever since I made that post about Odin's outfits and noticed that he's barefoot here it's been haunting me. Like it might just be a coloring error in this panel but also... why'd he take his shoes off. Also sorry for immediately revealing that it's Odin but um uhh I totally don't know who the OTHER cloaked figure is.

girlll you're giving away the game SHUT YOUR MOUTH

TWO Lylas?!?!?!

I'm loving Donald's shock lmao bro is fucking flabberghasted

This picture is so fucking silly bro. Nooo you can't put Odin in jail, he has such a nice suit on :(

Donald getting offended on Uno's behalf, not knowing that Uno is literally sitting right behind him. SURELY he'll figure it out eventually right.

Omg guys it's Geena!!! Remember Geena? From Portrait of the Young Hero? Anyways she has a gun now

Way to go Donald, you showed her basic empathy for like 2 panels and it gave her an actual sense of self value and NOW she thinks she deserves rights 🙄 she's gonna Detroit Become Human up in this bitch

beaming you with my evil lasers. what if he just fucking fried her brains here I think it would've been funny

Oh that's. probably bad.

ohhhh noooo.....

OOOOHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ok so bad news, Geena fucking exploded and her droid rebellion is presumably over. The GOOD news though is that droids are destined to get their rights anyways, just in a less violent manor than in the timeline Geena had started. So... I guess that's a win?

Disappears in a cloud of beautiful sunset smoke... Goodbye Odin 👋

Donald. Please. DONALD.

Okay so there's a LOT to say about this comic (so much that I kept hitting the image limit and having to make edits to my post to make it more concise) but if I could summarize it into one word: damn. Like I'm just kinda sad now.

The whole concept of "do robots deserve to be treated like human beings" is a common argument to explore, we've seen it in all kinds of media before. The ethics that get touched on in this comic are nothing new, but I can't help but find this comic incredibly interesting to read in the year 2024. Maybe in 1997 the idea of robots integrating into our society seemed like a far-off concept, but in present day the ever-growing integration of AI technology really makes this chapter feel a little more close to home.

I mean, it's easy to be like "yeah, well of course the droids deserve to be treated like people." I mean, Lyla and Odin are droids, and we like Lyla and Odin! Odin is literally so lifelike that people don't even KNOW he's a droid. But I can't help but think about how this all ties back to the current ongoing debates surrounding the usage of AI, and specifically AI-made content. Obviously the AI we currently have is nowhere near the level of the characters in this series (chatGPT fucking WISHES it was Uno) but there's really interesting debates to be made here.

What qualifying factors determine whether or not a living being is deserving of the same rights we humans give to ourselves? Is it being biological? I mean, there are literally millions of types of animals on our planet, but we don't even treat them with the same level of respect we give to ourselves. So, is it intelligence? If we were to create a computer with the intelligence level of a living, breathing human person, would they be entitled to basic "human" rights? HELL IF I KNOW.

I love the way this comic handles exploring this topic. Geena isn't WRONG for wanting more, she's wrong in the way she went about it. Going as far as to literally alter the course of spacetime only further complicated things, for her AND for the other droids. Had Geena instead devoted her energy into droid advocacy in the modern day, things may have gone differently. This story isn't the end of droids getting rights, but it is unfortunately the end of Geena.

We ended on a happy note, but overall this story is a pretty melancholic one. Especially that whole "only machines can be rebuilt" like DAMN.

Anyways that's enough media analysis for today, time to take off my smart thinking hat and go back to being generally kinda stupid. I'm not gonna add anything about Angus Tales here at the end because I already hit the image limit lol. Umm shoutout to Angus Fangus for having like 110 parking tickets. Idiot.

[intimidating-fettuccine]

It's time for everyone's favorite Incorrect quotes!! with everyone's favorite snack Gummy Worm!!

Ben: Why can't anything In Iowa be normal? Even the f'real machines are called Bo'real machines

Jeff holding up different flavors: None of these flavors even make sense! "Oak", "Spruce", and fucking "Termite Pussy"

Tim: WHY IS IT ASKING ME MY SOCIAL SECURITY CARD NUMBER FOR A FUCKING MILKSHAKE!?

Toby who surprisingly knows how it works: You just gotta jiggle it or it won't grind

Sully: Looking at you infuriates me

Jeff:...

Sully:...

Jeff:...

Sully looking at the camera: There is no punchline I just really hate Jeff

Slender's Dad: And that's why our company gives you .0001% interest each year

Customer: Hmmm nah I think I'll take my extra money and put it into stocks...Or under my bed

Slender's Dad:...

Slender"s Dad looking absolutely disgusted and appalled: WHO TAUGHT YOU POOR PEOPLE TO TRADE STOCKS!?

Y/N standing outside in the rain holding a sterio: 🎶Take me ooon (take on me) I'll be gone🎶

Ben opening his window: You couldn't have picked a better love song?

Toby coming out and turning off the sterio: You know what? you ain't shit-

Slender: Your weapon of choice can't be mumble rap. It doesn't even make any sense

Y/N: Just fucking watch me

Later

Y/N holding a microphone: sgevcnjgf3673tvweuh wqdbw4ujcwyhbgksaehbcbddbdfjhbccbvvvvvvfhnnjknn

Target:

Target: Man just fucking kill me

(no offense to anyone who likes mumble rap I just thought it was funny)

Jeff: Dude have you seen the baby starfish I'm supposed to take to the zoo

L.J. eating a bowl of cereal: You mean those little dudes that look like cereal *takes bite*

L.J.:

I have some bad news for you man

Ben: Right we'd only get three wishes so lets say them I'll go fist

Ben: I'd wish to end hunger

Y/N: I'd wish for peace

Jeff: I'd wish for a pair of rockin' tits

I was having a bad morning and you just made it so much better. The one with Slender’s dad and the Jeff wanting tits ones are so fucking accurate. Also the mumble rap that was very funny. Thank you as always for blessing the blog with your quotes they are always very silly

[biased-tsams-confessions]

This fandom is honestly sickening. The lengths people are willing to go to to discredit or hurt harassment and smear campaigns victims is terrible. The only reason I’m never deactivating is to make sure people still have a place to vent about this stuff.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I want you whipped into shape!

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[skeletoninthemelonland]

a glimpse of what their early dynamic looks like

[empquipress]

realized i never posted some little doodles i made of @narcissistcookbook and @bughuntermusic / @jammechanics. both based off tour and podcast art by the lovely DeepBlueInk.

if anybody got charms of the latter that I was giving out at the show, absolutely feel free to show me cause I would love to see where they all ended up!

[reineydraws]

wanted: marine hunter takanome mihawk

[largemandrill]

Alrighty girlies, I won’t let us ignore him any longer.

This guy. This fucking guy. He’s a great summon, good health, AMAZING damage, and most importantly: Messmer lore.

WARNING: This joke post got super out of control. Get ready for a mini-essay below

He was second in command to his commander father, Andreas. Both served Messmer until Andreas discovered his “serpentine nature”, this lead to a rebellion that the commander led. Naturally, his son follows him to the end, that end being imprisoned deep within a catacomb. All pretty standard lore, shows that Messmer’s troupes weren’t entirely cool with the genocide they were doing. What I want to talk about is this line that is only on Huw’s description, and not his father’s.

“Messmer mourned the loss of a brother-in-arms”

If this line was on both Ashes, I would assume that Messmer mourned the lost men in the rebellion, despite their betrayal. Yet it’s only present on the captain’s description, not the man who led the rebellion in the first place. You know damn well what I’m about to do with this.

The main reason I’m jumping straight to “they were probably like a little gay” and not that Messmer was close to the leader of his main offensive force is the fact that Huw is a second in command. I would assume that a lord would have a better bond with the lead commander, there are less steps of hierarchy in between their positions. Messmer would have also known Andreas longer, (Let’s be real Huw got that position via nepotism) thus there would be higher familiarity.

What should also be mentioned is that Messmer’s feelings about others (excluding his mother) are hardly lingered on. Rellana was his sword, yet we only know her motives, not his. He was friends with Gaius due to both of them being cursed and also being mentor figures for Radahn, but there’s much more about Gaius and Radahn’s bond than between him and Messmer. This is the only (?) time that Messmer’s feelings on the matter are mentioned so bluntly. “Comrade-in-arms” in the context of Elden Ring is used much more frequently. If I remember correctly, this is what Freyja calls you if you summon her for the Dancing Lion. I’d argue that using brother is a signifier of a deeper relationship. To view someone not as an ally but as family, someone you couldn’t live without, a loved one. There’s also the fact that it’s mentioned that Huw followed his father. That reads like he was hesitant to betray Messmer, but his blood came before any affection he had for his Liege. Isn’t that the most classic of Tragedy? To choose your flesh and blood over your heart’s greatest desire? I’d hate to get poetic here, but the story writes itself.

Huw’s coffin was more beautifully decorated than that of his father. There were active guards, flowers, the room was larger. It’s quite gaudy when compared to Andreas’ open coffin in what could be described as a closet when it comes to size comparison. One was buried like a champion, beloved by a lord. The other buried with minimum respect given his status, but with the bitterness of betrayal.

Brother-in-arms.

[cerise-on-top]

hi :D if you do character x character (with possibly x reader, too) headcanons, may i request nikprice hcs? aghh.. i love them so much, but there's (in my opinion) little content of them compared to other ships.. if you do have to add reader into it too thats okay :) i don't mind poly (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)

but besides that how are you doing? i hope youre doing good :]

Hey there! I'm doing well, thank you! I've actually got five days off next week, which I'm really looking forward to! Plus I get to go to my regular department again too soon enough! But unfortunately, the other apprentice left me with so much work ^^;

NikPrice and NikPrice x Reader

NikPrice:

Although the two of them may be a bit older than some of their peers, they can still be considered idiots, especially when they’re with one another. Sometimes they get weirdly competitive with each other, which can result in either of them getting hurt. Nikolai leads Chimera and Price leads the TF141, both of them sometimes need to show off just how good they are at some things. Nikolai is usually a pretty calm guy, but he does get a bit cocky with Price, so he’ll instigate some competitions. Who can carry the most groceries. Who can find the most dogs and take pictures with them. Who will be favored the most for the week among their boys. It’s just dumb things, and Nikolai does try to cheat his way through most of them, but Price knows him well enough by now to know how he will try to weasel his way into victory. Price usually plays fair and forces Nikolai to do the same. The winner gets bragging rights and that’s about it. Sometimes they poker on who pays for dinner, but they don’t really mess around too much when it comes to more serious stuff. However, they both also compete with each other to show off just how good of a partner they are, even if there’s no need to do that anymore. They can both be proud as peacocks and always need to outdo one another.

Although it may sound stupid, the two of them do spar with each other from time to time. Since they’re about equal in strength it’s actually quite interesting to watch the two of them fight, both have a pretty good technique as well. However, Nikolai has more experience under his belt since he’s quite a bit older than Price. Again, he’s also not above cheating by trying to entice Price with just about anything he can think of. They’re adults, they’re leaders, but they are still morons with each other. Sometimes they fight over the TV remote when Price wants to watch his football game and Nikolai wants to tease him. Price gets mad every time he misses the football game just because he lost to his stupid lover. Nikolai gets a good laugh out of it every time. Although he may love Price more than anyone else, he can be a playful and cocky bastard at times. He makes up for it by taking Price to a real football game in a stadium, though. Can’t enrage the boyfriend too much all the time. Price is usually overjoyed when he does since he gets really into it. There’s nothing better than enjoying some football with Nikolai. Unless Nikolai teases Price about his team losing. In that case the two of them won’t be talking more than necessary for an hour. However, Price goes back to normal after the initial anger of his team losing has worn off.

Nikolai is actually a chef of the master class. He can cook just about anything and make it well at that too. Since he’s been pretty much everywhere at this point he’s learned quite a few recipes from all around the world. He also knows how to use his spices well. Though, his favorite recipes to make are still Russian ones. The two of them cook together often, it relaxes them. Besides, Price gets the privilege of eating Nikolai’s pirozhki before anyone else does. It’s an honor to him since he’s never had anything better in his life. Loves being Nikolai’s taste tester as well. Price isn’t as good a cook as Nikolai, but he does like showing his appreciation for all the good food by cooking something in return. However, his food is kind of bland. It could be worse, but it could also use a lot more spices. Nikolai used to tease Price about that before, but he’s stopped since as Price really does put a lot of effort into cooking for Nikolai. The latter really isn’t so mean to genuinely hurt his boyfriend like that. He does give Price some constructive criticism, though. Offers to help with cooking next time, but both of them know that Nikolai will just take the lead. But in the end, they both really do enjoy cooking with each other, regardless of who makes the main dish. They also get really chatty during it.

NikPrice x Reader

Considering how long they’ve been with each other, they've gotten used to it, but you genuinely cannot cuddle them during summer. You’ll become a sweaty mess and won’t be able to sleep at all since they’re both very warm. Nikolai more so than Price. However, the two of them can cuddle each other just fine since they’re used to warmer nights because of all the missions they’ve gone on. However, it’s pretty nice in winter. They’re two big, burly and warm men who love to make you feel toasty. Price is actually a pretty cuddly guy and Nikolai can be too with the right people. If you’re not on the cuddly side then they’ll settle for giving you a pat on the back every once in a while or just holding your hand. But Price loves touching you and Nikolai. He doesn’t need to do it every single waking moment, but it’s nice to hold your loved ones. Nikolai can go either way, but he’s pretty cuddly with Price. Sometimes the two of them fight over who gets to be the big spoon, other times they’ll just plop into each other’s arms. If you’re shorter than them then you’ll likely get sandwiched between them. If you’re as tall or taller than them then they might ask you to take on the role of big spoon. Sure, they won’t mind it when you’re shorter than them, but they’ll chuckle since you’re just a little backpack.

Both of them will try to teach you how to fight and defend yourself. Even if you’re capable of that already, they’ll teach you something anyway. They’re both military men, they know what they’re talking about. Besides, it’s not as unlikely as one might think that you might get hurt because of them. You need to be able to defend yourself. They’ll take turns teaching you, improving your form and all. They’ll sometimes even deliberately spar in front of you so you could learn something from them fighting with each other. They won’t be as rough with you as they are with each other, especially not if you’re not part of the military, but they’ll be diligent in teaching you either way. If you’re part of the military then they’ll be rougher with you, but not as rough as with each other. Nikolai and Price have known each other for so long, they know where each other’s limits are. You’re the newest addition, so there’s still things they need to get to know. But I can assure you they will take good care of you. They’ll also reward you if you’re doing especially well during your little training lessons. Nikolai tries to bribe you into doing well by offering to cook your favorite meal if you do so.

The two of them actually spoil you rotten, especially if you don’t earn as much money as they do. Nikolai earns even more money than Price, so he has quite a lot to spend. Loves buying you and him all kinds of things. These can range from something useful to just something he saw and thought you might like. Price doesn’t like being indebted to people, so he always tries to buy Nikolai something back, even insisting that he shouldn’t buy him as many things. Nikolai never listens to him in that regard. And since Price buys Nikolai things he has to buy something for you as well. Sometimes it’s just your favorite kind of cake, sometimes it’s some nice and expensive jewelry. It’s always a mystery with Price. You don’t have to feel obligated to buy them something either. You’re more than welcome to if you have the finances to do so, but if you usually barely get by then you really shouldn’t have to. In fact, if you don’t have a lot of money then the two of them will pay for just about anything you need. Clothes, food, other necessities. It doesn’t matter. Together they have more money than they know what to do with anyway. It’s nice to spend it on someone you love and make them happy anyway. Don’t pay them back, they’ll find your bank account and return the money. They love you, let them pamper you like the little royalty you are.

[dailyloopdeloop]

human loop at a really peaceful picnic with siffrin and the party

DAY 50: family gathering

[badaline]

Steddie Snippet | I’m Starving, Darling

Vampire! Steve Harrington/Eddie Munson

The world feels like it’s coming at Steve through molasses, inching its way close, muffled and sticky and strange.

Steve knows he’s not okay, none of them are okay, but especially not Max, not Eddie – both of them are hanging onto life with cracking fingernails, and Steve… He’s trying really hard to keep it together. He’s only nineteen and he’s covered in blood, some of it is his own, but most of it is Eddie’s.

He’s covered in other things too; grit and grime and goo from the Upside Down. Any other day this would be suspicious, any other day there would be questions and concern, but when Steve and Dustin drag Eddie into the hospital – Lucas and Nancy and Robin carrying Max just behind them, no one bats a fucking eye.

Hawkins is sharing in their chaos for once and Steve wonders if maybe that’s a little bit their fault because they weren’t strong enough or quick enough to really end this. The upside down has bleed into the real Hawkins, just like Eddie is bleeding through the wraps around his stomach all over him, just like Steve is bleeding— Steady and unending and horrific.

There’s a muffled curse and then a nurse is in front of them, her pale blue eyes hard and assessing.

“Alright, who has it the worst,” She asks. She looks at them each in turn, one hand already snapping at someone to the left.

“Gurney, someone get a gurney,” She says when she takes in the blood soaked clothes Eddie is wearing, his limp body between Steve and Dustin. She spots Max too, her tiny body being held so carefully by their friends. “ Two, Mary mother– two gurneys now!”

Eddie is taken from Steve and Dustin’s hands, and they collapse into one another without him between them. They watch as someone takes Eddie's pulse.

“It’s thready,” the doctor says. “He’s going to go into cardiac–”

“Shit what happened to her,” Another nurse says as Max is carefully laid onto a gurney too. “Jesus christ.”

There’s too much going on, not enough time, Steve doesn’t know what to do, what to say, but he knows he can’t let them go alone. Not Max, she’s just a kid. He can’t —

Someone stops him at the swinging doors. “I’m sorry kid, family only.”

I am family, he thinks, but he’s not. Not really. Not blood. For as much as he cares and as much as they all joke, he’s not their older brother, not their father or their mother or… or anything to them other than a slightly older kid swept up in the mess. A begrudging babysitter.

The nurse is kind when she says, “she’s going into surgery, if you know anything about allergies or medical conditions please let us know, and if you know her family then please reach out and let them know where she is.”

Steve grits his teeth but he nods. “I’ll call her mom,” he says because it’s the only answer he has.

He’s left there at the doors and it takes him a long time to realize that Lucas is standing next to him. Steve blinks slowly past the weird haze, trying to claw himself out of it. He has to do something, he can’t just stand here. His hand feels alien as he lifts it and sets it carefully on Lucas’ shoulder.

There’s a sniffle, a trembling just beneath Lucas’ skin. Steve thinks again, just a kid. They’re all just kids.

Without thinking about it he tugs Lucas close and wraps him tight in a hug. Like a child Lucas clings to him and lets the sobs he’s been holding back shake them both, his tear soaked face pressed into Steve’s side. Steve holds him, lets him cry, and pats him gently on the back the way his Nanny used to when Steve was little and sad or hurt.

He rubs his hand in careful circles and murmurs, “It’s okay, she’s going to be okay, it’s Max, she’s going to be just fine, she’s the strongest person we know.”

“She is,” Lucas whispers. “She is.”

“Yeah, kid, she really is.”

Erica joins the hug at some point, her tiny arms wrapping tight around them both and, fuck, she’s so small – smaller than any of them. Steve disentangles one arm to wrap around her too.

He holds them for a long time, until Erica gets embarrassed and shoves away from them, gently, and a little unwilling. She scrubs at her face, dust and blood smearing across her cheek. Steve stares at it, wonders if it's hers or his or someone else's. He hadn’t even asked, hadn’t even checked. Eddie and Max had been priority but, fuck, are the others okay? Are any of his other children hurt?

He turns his head sharply to where Nancy and Robin are sitting on the floor against the wall, the children gathered around them. There aren’t enough chairs in the waiting room, every inch of it is full of injured people from the earthquake. They blend right in for once, battered and bruised and bloody. Horror in their eyes, the stink of fear and fatigue like a perfume on their skin.

Mike is curled into Nancy’s side, her hand running through his hair over and over, her lips moving quietly as she reassures him. El and Will and Jonathon are huddled next to them, Will’s hand clasped tightly in El’s, over Jonathons chest, she’s staring at the swinging door behind Steve, her eyes unfocused like she’s reaching for Max. Steve wonders if she can feel Max, if she’ll be able to tell if she… if she…

Steve feels like he might throw up if he even thinks about the possibility of her dying.

“Steve,” Robin says across all of the noise and the frenzy. Steve looks at her. Just a little away from the others, Dustin wrapped in her arms, both of them pale and scuffed and tired but okay, alive. “Are you okay?”

He nods, once, twice, and then shakes his head. “No.”

He feels wrong. Weird. Off. He feels like he’s going to break into a thousand little pieces, like he’s going to drown beneath the fog and the molasses and everything else.

“You’re hurt,” Erica says, voice loud and assertive the way only she can be. “Can someone make sure he’s okay?”

“You’re hurt,” Steve says instead and brushes at her cheek, his hand comes away ashy and red, but there’s no cut on her skin. Maybe it is Steve’s blood. Maybe it’s Eddie’s or Max’s.

“I’m fine,” she says and he believes her. “You need a doctor.”

Someone comes when she says the latter part even louder than before. Steve’s touched with gloved and gentle hands, someone takes the wrap off around his stomach, someone curses, and then he’s also being taken through the swinging door.

He goes, but not before meeting Nancy’s eyes through the crowd.

“I’ve got them,” she mouths. “It’s okay.”

Exhausted, he goes without a fight

[aew-kun-age-regression]

You act like a child.

..?

well yes- that's kinda the point?

[oceanwithouthermoon]

i think its weird that i have to make this disclaimer but the internet is crazy so wtvr,, anyway,,

if i say i dont like something, that doesnt mean "that thing is bad and nobody should post it.."

i swear literally every time i even mention that i dislike something, people will go "wow does that mean u fucking hate me cuz i post that thing? ur a fucking stupid bitch and all ur opinions r wrong" LIKE ?? er.. no. just because i say i dont like certain characterizations of certain characters (the saiki k fandom is CRAZY about this cuz i can state an opinion on literally any character and a group of people will still go 'well only we're allowed to post our opinions about them because we're always right!1!1!'), or certain ship tropes (mentioned my hatred of toxic yaoi maybe once or twice on here months ago and people STILL get mad at me as if i said toxic yaoi lovers r evil or something), or certain ships, or WHATEVER, does not mean that i HATE the people who are posting them or that i think they shouldnt post them at all, NO, im just posting about my personal tastes on my personal blog and it would be extremely weird and hypocritical if i decided that i was the ONLY person that was allowed to do that,,

i think the only reason people assume that is because there are a lot of other people on here who ARE like that, and a lot of people toe the line between posting that they dont like something and posting that they think everyone who likes that thing is stupid, annoying, and wrong,, so i guess all i can say is, sorry for whatever made you make these assumptions but they arent true about me so plz leave me alone ʘ‿ʘ ur doing the same thing to me that ur accusing me of but i didnt do it in the first place so ur just actively being a dick for no reason

[riggedtraps]

❪ omg my friend @magentasapron ldared me to post this.... eeek..... @whereismyfoot @gushingveins you guys are cool bye cya keep doing what u do ur sooo awesome ❫

[danganronpa96]

Ok so i think i sent a ask abt Luigi's what if death portrait and i was like "there's a joke begging to be made here but i'm keeping in case L dies next chapter"

Well guess what happend?

L took the L!

Eyyyyyy😉👉👉

(I know i already made that joke in the ao3 comment but i needed to point out abt my ask)

Yeah I will admit (shocking news everyone) I didn't know if I could answer the ask with my hindsight on the matter (lol)

Still I am surprised at how many people are making this joke. Not that I wasn't expecting it (I'm probably sure I have said it to myself once before) but if I had a pound (£££££ <- this pound this pound not weight and not that dirty meaning) for every time this joke has been made thus far, I am well on my way to buying a yacht. Why? idk all rich people have yachts for some reason

so anyway I'm putting this on L's eulogy

[ghostydrawsstuff]

I've been seeing some "I'm blank so of course I..." So let's do this for the slender bros!

"I'm a Slenderman fan, of course I love watching true crime!"

"I'm a Trenderman fan, of course I can list you thousands of different clothing styles, but don't give a fuck about what I'm wearing!"

"I'm a Splendorman fan, of course I had a really terrible childhood and probably have mommy/daddy issues!"

"I'm an Offenderman fan, of course I have fucked up values for myself and desperately yearn for someone to love me!"