#😂💀

[lady-phasma]

Three scenes - Ewan Mitchell & Tom Glynn-Carney

[sihtricfedaraaahvicius]

Not Arnas sharing that insta story minutes after he viewed mine with the same pic. He's a no credit reposter huh 😒

[aew-kun-age-regression]

You act like a child.

..?

well yes- that's kinda the point?

[ragnarockz]

Me: I wish there was a pic of Kathryn Hahn with a spray bottle so I can use it every time I'm horny

@hauntinglesbian : say no more, fam

[jukeboxhound]

My first column with the online newspaper re: restorative justice was published! Which is very cool! I'm so chuffed about it!

...Except that the editor inconsistently capitalized a particular common noun throughout the article (!) and also removed my Oxford commas (!!!!!).

[leveloneandup]

and the Oscar goes to… 😂💀

[goddess444xo]

I feel like whenever I hit that 26 yr mark the tiredness started kicking in but baby NOW? At this age??? I’m in bed by 10pm rubbing my feet together like an old woman lol

[bloodibambiidoll]

If the gorgeous baby gore whore has any suggestions for Mommy, I'm all ears. Perchance, do any involve hot sauce and ice? Ginger? 😌

Nooo she’s diabolical!! Her punishments aren’t sexy or fun she uses my weaknesses against me when I’m being mean to myself. Don’t listen to my evil little @babygorewhore and her cruel and unusual punishments.

[julians-muscles-and-tits]

[escapetheslaughters]

I’ve seen better looking robots than any of you.

And we know an asshole when we see one.

[sihtricfedaraaahvicius]

Happy escape-the-womb day

Thanks, I wish I never escaped tbh.

[empirearchives]

Omg lol ?????

Giambattista Bodoni thinking Napoleon was blind af

[mayullla]

Nobody likes the yandere!apprentice of the witch and I am not surprised lmaoo 😂😂😂

[hjbender]

His name just goes like this S A G E

You wanna bang him bad! S-A-G-E

[mostlyfate]

[yoongisjuicebox]

Honestly I think my favorite episode or at least one of them, is the Shanley Hotel episode

Maddie was so funny, and that fact Colby referenced her in other videos is just so cute.

I want to see them go back and see if Maddie recognizes Colby 🖤🧿