#this was in the drafts

[itsbebebrainrotting]

The thing about being an investor is you watch anyone elses pov and see the lukey slander and go "D:" but then you watch his stream again and realise "yeah i guess its warranted"

[kunareads]

ummmmmm i’m under the influence. and also a certified box muncher if u didn’t know that about me

utahime is soaked.

her folds are slick and swollen, glistening where they move against yours. you start slow, enough to make her feel it, make her ache for more. you drag your clit over hers, teasing.

“fuck—” she gasps, manicured nails biting into your hips as she tries to pull you in.

you grind down, pressing harder, her clit catching yours just right. the sound is obscene—wet and messy as slick smears between you.

she’s loud, moaning and calling out for you. you reach behind you, holding a finger to her fluttering entrance.

“oh my god—”

you grin, watching her as you push inside, feeling the way she clenches. she moans, hips bucking up helplessly, her body shuddering as you continue to grind down on her.

“you’re so fucking wet,” you groan when she pulses around your finger, sucking it in. “so messy for me.”

she’s gone, whimpering, rocking into your hand. every grind of your hips makes her tense, clawing at you, trying to ground herself.

but she can’t.

not when you push another finger inside, scissoring, stretching her. her head dips back, breathless sighs slipping from her lips. “right there?”

“oh god—please,” she chokes out. “please, i need it.”

you watch her chest rise and fall through shaky breaths. her nipples are tight, and when you roll one between your fingers, pinching lightly, her moans break.

she jerks, her body locking up, her slick soaking your hand and dripping between you. her thighs squeeze, trying to trap you there, to make you give it to her.

but you’re not done teasing.

you slow down, grinding in tight, slow circles, pressing your clit right up against hers, letting her feel the way you’re just as swollen, just as desperate.

“you’re making a mess, baby,” you murmur, dragging your tongue along the curve of her breast before latching on, sucking. “you gonna come for me?”

she nods frantically, moaning, trembling as you sit up and fuck your fingers into her, curling deep, pressing right against the spot that makes her wail.

“fuck, fuck, oh my—”

her walls clench hard, pulsing around your fingers, creaming all over your hand and dripping down your wrist as her body locks up.

you grind down faster, chasing it, dragging your clit over hers until it hits you all at once.

a moan rips out as you fall apart, pleasure tearing through you in waves. your fingers slip from her, soaked and messy, and you press both hands to your chest as you roll your hips against her, drawing every bit out of both of you as you come together.

the room is filthy, filled with the sound of your moans, the smell of sex, the way you’ve drenched each other and the sheets beneath you.

when it finally fades, you collapse against her, skin sticky and burning. you pull back, just enough to see her.

her hair is a mess, tangled and sweaty, her lips parted, still catching shaky breaths. her thighs twitch against yours, little aftershocks running through her, and you press soft, lazy kisses to her forehead, her cheeks, her mouth.

and when you sit up, looking between her legs—

fuck.

she’s glossy and ruined, a slick, creamy mess smeared between her folds.

you groan, dragging your fingers through it, spreading her open to watch her flutter around nothing.

her breath catches, her hips giving the tiniest, neediest little twitch, chasing more even now.

you smirk, sliding your fingers back inside, slow and deep, watching the way she sucks them in, still so fucking desperate.

“one more,” you murmur, thumb circling her clit. she whimpers, already clenching, already giving in.

[writersdiscouragment-blog]

"You're an idiot."

"Hello to you too, Ryan." Oliver grumbled while making a pot of coffee. It was still early, barely 7 and he hardly gotten any sleep. The plan was to sleep in since call time wasn't till the next day, but Oliver wasn't used to sleeping past 6 during weekdays.

"I saw your interview. Bro, you need to be careful. You and Lou already have fans thinking you're a couple for real."

Oliver rolled his eyes. It was a fair warning, although he was used to fans thinking he and Ryan were a couple. In comparison, the tweets about him and Lou were a drop in the ocean.

"Considering I still have psychotic fans dm-ing me about cheating on you even before the interview, I don't think there's much I can do right or wrong at this point." Oliver pointed out, he busied himself by letting Jade and Bear out to the backyard.

He heard Ryan let out a gruff sigh, "Look, I know you're doing this social media block or whatever, but now they're scouting out our location while we're out filming. I just don't want you to get harassed or whatever by some fans who thinks that buddie is real and decides to make it your problem. It's bad enough they think you talk to them through your photos."

Oliver grimaced at that, he knew fame came with cons- he was just having a hard time wrapping his head around the fact that so many people thought they had an actual relationship with him.

Half of them didn't know he was even British.

"I appreciate the warning, I'm sure Lou does as well but i dont think its gonna make any difference. We both seen how some people take it too far. Im off twitter for that reason." Oliver made his usual cup of coffee and got started on the second cup, poking his head in his fridge to see if he had what was needed to make banana pancakes.

"Yeah, but not Lou. He's still getting hounded so just ease up on the heart eyes, he gets enough death threats as it is. I doubt he needs to deal with fans thinking he's in a relationship with you, the guy is still single. Don't hurt his chances now."

Oliver honestly couldn't figure out if Ryan was joking or not, but he figured it didn't hurt to be a smart ass while having such a dumb conversation. "Are you saying he could do better than me? Ryan, I'm hurt."

He could almost imagine Ryan rolling his eyes at him. "Way better, Oli."

"You dick." Oliver heard foot steps coming his way. "Look, Ryan, I appreciate the warning. I'll try to calm down the heart eyes okay?"

"Thank you. That's all I ask, you and Lou don't need that drama if the show keeps Buck and Tommy together."

"Agreed." Oliver didn't jolt at the warm hands and arms wrapping along his middle under his shirt. "Talk soon, man?"

"Yeah, later."

Oliver disconnected the call and turned around to see a very tired Lou, his hair sticking up in curly tuft and a good amount of stubble over his jaw.

"Morning." Oliver could already feel his face heat up as Lou pulled him closer to kiss.

"I thought the plan was to sleep past 8 am for once." Lou complained petulantly. He nuzzled his face unto the crook of Oliver's neck, his words causing Oliver to let out a huff of a laugh, "We should be in bed, you should be spooning me right now."

Oliver carded his fingers through Lou's hair, "I'm sorry. I couldn't sleep, figured I could just make us breakfast instead."

That didn't seem to appease Lou at all, the older man continued to hug Oliver as Oliver tried to make pancakes for them. "Who was that? On the phone?" Lou asked sleepily.

"Ry." Oliver petted Lou's head again before grabbing a bowl and bananas. "He wanted to give me a heads up, or a warning I guess?"

That had Lou wake up a bit. "A warning? About the show or something else?"

Oliver sighed, "Both? I guess. Apparently I keep blushing when I talk about you to the point where some people are asking if we're a couple." Oliver couldn't help but laugh as he felt Lou smile into his neck.

"Imagine that. Us?" Lou feigned disgust, his nose scrunching up that Oliver couldn't help but find adorable. "Good heavens no."

"Shut up." Oliver swatted his arm, "He just doesn't want either of us to go through what he and I went through."

Lou let out a soft hum, watching Oliver intently. "I know we agreed to keep things between us, did you want us to be more discreet?" Truth be told, Lou was under the impression he was doing a good job at distancing himself from Oliver but not the show or Tevan. He had seen what Oliver had gone through and didn't want to add to it.

"No...I mean." Oliver took a deep breath in and out. "I don't know to be honest?" He admitted, he relaxed and leaned into Lou. "I didn't realize I was being that obvious when talking about you." He felt himself flush again as Lou kissed his neck and then cheek.

"I'm not complaining. I like the fact that I have that affect on you." Lou mumbled into Oliver's neck. "It's selfish, but I like that people can tell that I make you happy. I can make you smile that Lou smile."

Oliver let out an annoyed groan, "I do not have a Lou smile." He had given up on making the pancakes, enjoying just being swayed and kissed by his boyfriend.

"Fine." Lou conceded without any fuss. He kissed Oliver on the lips, they were meant to be short quick pecks but Oliver turned in Lous hold so that he could chest to chest with Lou, grabbing his hips as he deepened the kiss.

Oliver wasn't sure who pulled away first, but his grip on Lou's hips tightened. "Okay," he sighed, kissing Lou again who just hummed and waited for Oliver to continue, "Maybe I do have a Lou smile. Is that so bad?"

Lou smiled into the next kiss, enjoying how Oliver seemed to just give into the kiss and his holds "No, I don't think it is."

Besides, Lou thought Oliver's "Lou smile" went along with his "Looking at Oliver eyes" well.

[submissiveness]

“yearning is when you want something really badly. like, so bad it hurts.”

[tetrapaec]

Um I feel like there is a big wave of disrespect towards Phil right now... It takes more than a month for the body to recover after an abortion and yet he's back on stage already, be thankful instead of complaining they didn't upload for that long 😤😤😤

[cinamun]

Stella | Next

Thanks to @avgsimmer for one of UBrite's finest professors of music.

[juniperpyre]

like ok james as orpheus and lily and eurydice

[whiskeytakestimetoheal]

I want your tongue on my clit

[sheepinthebigcity]

Funniest notes on my 2025 media list so far

Divorce and not in a good way

Proper environment needed to create an NPD Abuse Blog

Pointing to Spongebob and screaming "Why can't that be me?!"

Truly the Dark Souls of Video Games

[faithdeans]

been thinking about this a lot lately and

1) i think it's imperative that alloromantics unlearn love hierarchy (aka, romantic love being the "highest" form of love and friendships being less significant)

2) alloromantics should fuck around with qprs more often. like it's an option for you guys too you know

idk man i think maybe people should get weirder with their relationships

[ghxstchronicals]

•☽────✧˖°˖ 𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵 𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽 𝗴𝗼𝘁 𝘁𝗼𝗴𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 ˖°˖✧────☾•

except I poorly explain it in my own words

⌞ harlexon ⌝

➜. they're poly, but Haru didn't come 'til later! that being said...

➜. Alex and Dilon are childhood friends, turned lovers ! but. omg. in highschool they were the worst. I'm so serious.

➜. they were borderline DATING already. they could kiss, cuddle, hold hands, and Alex would pop out with the "what are we?" and Dilon just wouldn't answer

➜. a rift was caused when Alex kissed Dilon with Derek's support (Dilon SMILED???? he enjoyed it) ... but then she started avoiding him so like. okay.

➜. he made it no better tho??? he got more and more upset and bitchy as time went on, and NO communication happened.

➜. then they had a sleepover and were forced to sleep together, and had a very awkward conversation ⤿ "... it's pretty hot right now, isn't it?" "it's below sixty degrees in here." "right... I meant-" "shut the fuck up."

➜. don't worry! they work it out, and come out the next day ACTUALLY together. they were basically insufferable for everybody, with obvious crushes on each other, but everytime someone asked, it was always "what? no, we're not together??" (or "we're not???")

➜. they are happily married tho !! have been for years now <33

➜. Haru and Dilon, as i've posted so you should know already, went from strangers, to kinda friends, to fuckbuddies

➜. they didn't exactly "get together" until Alex got back, so they had sort of a situationship going on.

➜. that said, Haru and Alex hated each other. on Haru's end, this is the girl who took the love of his life from him, and on Alex's end, this guy is really trying to compete with me for my husband. what the fuck

➜. ... long story short; they fucked and Haru casually inserted himself into their relationship (the poly was his idea)

⌞ josmora ⌝

➜. love at first sight. literally !!

➜. Shamora fell first, Josh fell harder. she saw him when passing through ballet classes to get to her boxing class (nonamericans, DONT look up if ballet/boxing classes are real in the state of California. you'll find out that Im lying)

➜. she saw a pretty girl (pre-josh transition) and went. woah.

⤿ Shamora was terribly a lesbian before Josh (post-transition)

➜. she's acting all weird now, so come lunch time, her friends piece it together that she has a crush (she used to be obvious like that)

➜. Josh didn't acknowledge Shamora's existence until one day she scared off a group of nobody-girls that were fucking with him, then she invited him over to sit with her and her friends

➜. they IMMEDIATELY hit it off, and they're the only couple here that acknowledges that they're dating before they're even dating

➜. before they get married, and after he came out, Shamora paid for his top surgery and all other needed things (no bot-surg), and he married her faster

➜. That One Couple that makes you sick. the couple with the couple goals!

⌞ dash ⌝

➜. now lookie here.

➜. they're like. worse than Dilon and Alex.

➜. except it's not even Ash's fault. Derek is just a WHORE

➜. i'd argue that they're worse than Alex and Dilon...but I digress.. On one hand, Ash had a crush on Derek for the longest... the only problem was that Derek was a HOPPER.

➜. like... first, it's his twin sister's bf, a girl at one point, some more guys... oh look at that, he married Joseph of all people.

➜. now, this is probably the first time Ash directly interfered with Derek's relationships. mostly because Joseph was...Joseph. abusive, manipulative, cunning -- not that Derek didn't hit his ass back, but still.

➜. Derek even had his baby - only to get it taken after the divorce because (via Joseph) he was too "mentally ill" to take care of the kid (Joseph didn't get the kid either so)

➜. Ash and Derek saw each other during Derek's three-year headache... and then they finally got together themselves. oh my god Ash ily (no I don't)

⌞ jerelucy ⌝

➜. mommy and daddy of the group (literally)

➜. ran(runs) a successful business, hence the wealthiness of the family, be it biological, married into or found

➜. however, we're not discussing how they got together, rather their "falling out".

➜. headcanon that Jeremy is a lightweight... a terrible holder of alcohol.

➜. because he and Lucy were happy, excruciatingly so. with three kids, and newly born twins !!

➜. until Jeremy was working late out one night. he can't remember much except for waking up with a headache, then proceeding to turn to wrap his arms around his- this was not his wife.

➜. sitting up frantically, he'd find that he wasn't even at the penthouse. he honestly doesn't think her threw up any faster than he did right then and there.

➜. of course Lucy found out about it, and of course she was rightfully pissed about it.

➜. this led to frequent arguments - their oldest son gone, and their oldest daughter out in college already, leaving their second-older son to take care of the twins while they became strangers in their own home

➜. Jeremy lost himself the moment Lucy tried to divorce him. he became an entirely different person--not the gentleman he once was-- it the good father he was before.

➜. he wasn't active in his kids' life much anymore. but he did grieve when Dilon committed suicide when he was only...nine?

➜. while still not as active, he refused to go through with the divorce. Lucy never took him to court for it either. why??

➜. she was hurt and heartbroken, but she still loved him as much as she hated him now, even if he was a stranger now

[edwardseymour]

seymour backshots

[girlrry]

hyper realistic wax figure of harry’s cock n balls when?

[landscaping-your-mind]

when i have 5 dollars all of you fuckers are going to be sorry

[malt-rants-and-stuff]

[walks up to microphone] hey mutuals, tell me what you think about me challenge starting now- [micraphone feedback cuts in]

[noises of struggle can be heard. many crashes and bangs occur, followed by silence and then heavy footsteps begin to approach.]

haha sorry about that everyone! Not sure who that guy was but he was just saying the craziest things. Ignore whatever grey said just then :)