#this was fun thank u alix!

[mortola]

much love rf kuang i love ur work i enjoyed babel a lot. ur selections for best american sci fi this year are bad!

[norris55s]

a little party never killed nobody - lando norris

best friend(?) party girl reader x lando norris social media au

a/n: idk this is a brain dump of the feminine urge to party with lando in atrocious ways! this will include obscene amounts implied and photographed alcohol consumption so if ur uncomfy with that, i’d skip this one! fc is alix earle!

--------------------------------- Australia

landonorris

landonorris: straya points and the official inaugural party host, y/nusername

y/nusername

y/nusername: gday mate 🇦🇺🦘

danielricciardo: Never underestimating you again, the hangover on that plane was miserable

georgerussell63: I told you she’s a bloody party animal

y/nusername: that was pretty tame ngl

oscarpiastri: I was right, not joining was a better idea

y/nusername: u just hate fun

landonorris: feels like the season finally started

y/nusername: bring it on

daniel3.jpg

daniel3.jpg: Melbourne introduced me to the Y/N and Lando party world

--------------------------------- Japan

landonorris

landonorris: podiums make me so happy i start singing

y/nusername: i feel like you’re better at karaoke than at racing

landonorris: changing careers fr

yukitsunoda0511: Please don’t

y/nusername

y/nusername: jpop is awesome 🇯🇵

yukitsunoda0511: you're welcome

y/nusername: yuki san you are my idol

--------------------------------- Miami

y/nusername

y/nusername: in miami, bitch 🇺🇸

landonorris: not like my podium mattered or anything

y/nusername: baby girl i bought you your champagne bottles at the club as a congratulatory gift

maxfewtrell: She's right baby girl

landonorris

landonorris: good timessss lfg miami

oscarpiastri

oscarpiastri: Miami was extremely good to us!

y/nusername: when will u let me throw u a party pookie

oscarpiastri: I think the wise answer is never

y/nusername: but it’s FUN and you should celebrate your podiums!

georgerussell63: Do not trust her, you will have a week long hangover

y/nusername: it’s been a YEAR let it go 😭

--------------------------------- Monaco

y/nusername

y/nusername: my best friend is a formula 1 grand prix winner and i’ve never been drunker (or happier). i fucking love monaco 🇲🇨

landonorris: 🧡

carlossainz55: I think I’m still drunk 🥶

maxverstappen1: same

oscarpiastri: same

landonorris

landonorris: last weekend dump. it was a dream come true (and i’m still drunk too)

y/nusername: now that we got your win out of the way, charles_leclerc monaco win when

charles_leclerc: I'm trying

y/nusername has posted her stories

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lando.jpg

lando.jpg: great weekend, could get used to winning and partying with them

y/nusername: vamos!

carlossainz55: 😛

y/nusername

y/nusername: bailando (bye-lando?)💃🏽 🇪🇸

landonorris: u couldn't have picked a better photo

y/nusername: i was barely able to walk, no

carlossainz55: Looking good!

y/nusername: i'm inclined to believe you're saying you look good, to which i would agree

landonorris: what

y/nusername has added to her stories

--------------------------------- UK

landonorris

landonorris: home gp win. it doesn’t get better than this.

y/nusername: i love you so much winner!!!!!! (fuck u for that photo!!!!!)

lewishamilton: Huge congratuations!

y/nusername: good times innit 🇬🇧

georgerussell63: I will never, ever be bullied into going out with you ever again

y/nusername: ...as i said, good times innit

landonorris: how come george and fernando get that picture and i look like a kpop idol

y/nusername: cause ur my baby girl fr

landonorris: what

fernandoalonso: Too old for this craziness, but thanks again!

y/nusername: what do you mean you were the life of the party!!!

y/nusername has added to her stories

--------------------------------- Netherlands

y/nusername

y/nusername: you think i’m crazy? you should meet maxverstappen1 three jägerbombs in. 🇳🇱

maxverstappen1: Let me tell you that you on five jägerbombs was worse, but you wouldn't remember.

landonorris: she’s like that without the alcohol too

y/nusername: wow okay drag me!

y/nusername has added to her stories

--------------------------------- Mexico

y/nusername: viva el tequila y viva méxico 🇲🇽

sergioperez: Respect!

y/nusername: i promise i don't down tequila like water all the time, i can also appreciate the flavor!

landonorris: she's lying

patriciooward: Can I join you next time?

y/nusername: you can join me any time!

patriciooward: Tonight any good?

landonorris: once again what

patriciooward has added to his stories

--------------------------------- Brazil

y/nusername: eu te amo 🇧🇷

carlossainz55: 😍

patriciooward: 🔥

landonorris: i am once again asking... what?

--------------------------------- Las Vegas

y/nusername: i girlbossed too close to the sun this time but a drunk fake wedding doesn't represent us as people 🇺🇸

user65: you are absolutely kidding THEY DID NOT GET MARRIED

oscarpiastri: Oh Jesus Christ pick up the phone

carlossainz55: Thanks for the invite!

maxverstappen1: That's a way to make controversy

user24: fuck a las vegas win, lando finally bagged the girl

user43: lando to carlos and pato: fuck around and find out

landonorris has added to his stories

--------------------------------- Abu Dhabi

y/nusername: season is over but we’ll be back (no accidental weddings this time) 🇦🇪

landonorris: could you stop posting on ig and come say what you want to eat

user52: cant you see the man loves you why did you unmarry him and say you're not marrying him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oscarpiastri: Don't make promises you cant keep

user 75: HELLO?

user 19: OSCAR?

[hiperchile]

Dykes to Watch Out For Listen To

Hello! Here's 30 lesbian* (*or bisexual etc women. While this post is about music, identities [(L)esbian/(B)isexual/(U)nknown/undeclared/uother] have been noted for the curious amoung you) artists to listen to in this month of pride! Feel more than free to suggest others - this list is just what came to mind and is obviously barely scratching the surface. I have highlighted a few notable works for each, but that absolutely isn't to say you shouldn't try out their other works! Some of these women have giant discographies spanning decades, so there's more than enough to dig through :D That said:

1. Janis Ian - Folk. Active 1965-present. I say this list is in no particular order but that’s except for this spot - if you take one thing away from this post, please let it be go listen to Janis Ian. Go listen to anything and everything she’s done, but I’d especially like to highlight Between the Lines (1975), Breaking Silence (1993), and Strictly Solo (2004, live album).  (L) 

2. Sleater-Kinney - Indie Rock. Active 1994-2006, 2014-present. Highlighting Dig Me Out (1997) and Call the Doctor (1996). (B)

3. Teresa Trull - Folk. Active 1977-present. A Step Away (1986) is marvelous and, considering the sadly low amount of spotify plays, you probably haven’t heard it. (L)

4. Jen Foster - Pop. Active 2001-present. Everybody’s Girl (2006), The White Room Sessions (2016) (U)

5. Ani DiFranco - Indie Folk. Active 1989-present.  Imperfectly (1992) and Not a Pretty Girl (1995) are probably the classics, and personally I’m quite fond of Little Plastic Castle (1998) (B)

6. k.d. lang - Country/folk. Active 1981-present. Obviously Ingénue (1992), but do also consider Shadowland (1988) (revealing my eternal fondness for debut albums <3) and Invincible Summer (2000), if not everything else. (L)

7. Team Dresch - Punk/qcore. Active 1993-1998, 2004-present. Personal Best (1995) and Captain My Captain (1996) are both instant classics of the genre imo. (U) 8. Jill Sobule - Folk-pop. Active 1986-present. Jill Sobule (1995) (of I Kissed a Girl fame) obviously can’t go unmentioned, and on a personal level I can’t not mention Pink Pearl (2000) (B)

9. Atomic Swindlers - Glam. Active 2004-?. I cannot recommend Coming Out Electric (2004) enough. So so so so fun - who doesn’t want intergalactic lesbian love songs? Or, as described by the Village Voice, a “rock opera about spacebiker lesbian stargirls in love”. C’mon. (U) 

10. Melissa Ferrick - Folk-rock. Active 1991-present. Freedom (2000) probably goes without saying, but checking out Everything I Need (1998) or Goodbye Youth (2008) probably wouldn’t disappoint either. (U)

11. Bitch and Animal - qcore. Active 1995-2004. All three albums are great, but Sour Juice and Rhyme (2003) does have Feminist Housewives, so. 

12. Maddie Ross - Pop. Active 2016-present. Look, Maddie is exactly the lesbian pop artist you’ve been looking for. Never Have I Ever (2019) is incredible and no I still haven’t shut up about it. Do you like pop? Do you like lesbians? Do you like incredibly well-executed concept albums? Of course you do, so go listen to this! (As a bonus, go listen to her cover of Scotty Doesn’t Know and thank me later :))(L) 

13. Ember Swift - Folk. Active 1996-present.  Stiltwalking (2002) is so good and more than that it’s just so fun, but don’t sleep on Mid-March Meltdown (2021), either. (U)

14. Jen Cloher - Folk-rock. Active 2001-present. Jen Cloher (2017) is definitely worth a listen, as is Dead Wood Falls (2006) (at the very least). (U)

15. Alix Olson - Spoken word. Active 2001-present. Don’t be scared of by the ‘spoken word’ part! You really don’t have to be poetry person - nor even a lyrics person, gd knows I’m not! - to enjoy. Built Like That (2001) I really can’t rave about enough. This goes from fun and silly to serious and profound, and the whole journey in it is incredible. It’s incredibly captivating, is the truth of it. Not saying Alix is a genius, but... Yeah, a little bit. (U)

16. Jamie Anderson - Folk. Active 1987-present. Three Bridges (2007) is lovely, as is Dare (2013), but her earlier works aren’t to be slept on, either :) (L)

17. Tribe 8 - Punk/qcore. Active 1991-2005. The name tells it all, really. Rude, loud and brash, and really fucking fun. By the Time We Get to Colorado (1995) is basically required listening, and I can’t not say how often I get Lezbophobia stuck in my head, and First City (1995) is fantastic, too. (U)

18. Joan Jett - Rock. Active 1975-present. This is yet another one of those ‘where to even start’, y’know? That being said, I would probably point to Glorious Results of a Misspent Youth (1984) and Sinner (2004) as well as her 1981 debut. As a double suggestion, go listen to The Runaways if you haven’t already, in all their messy glory! :) (U)

19. Grace Petrie - Folk. Active 2006-present. Obviously highlighting Heart First Aid Kit (2017) and There’s No Such Thing as a Protest Singer (2016) (L)

20. Tracy Chapman - Folk. Active 1986-present. Need I really say more? Her self-titled 1988 debut is a great place to start, and Crossroads (1989) (and every album after that) is a great place to continue ;) (U)

21. Kate Reid - Folk. Active 2006-?. You can’t go wrong with I’m Just Warming Up (2009) and Doing it for the Chicks (2011). I mean, charming and funny, what more could you want? (L)

22. Partner - Rock. Active 2014-present. In Search of Lost Time (2017). Boom, simple as that. (U)

23. Hayley Kiyoko - Pop. Active 2013-present. I mean, I couldn’t really not, could I? In all honesty, my favorite of hers remains A Belle to Remember (2013) / This Side of Paradise (2015), but if you’re looking for something more openly “out” you’d probably like Citrine (2016) or Expectations (2018) (L)

24. Ferron - folk. Active 1975-present. Yet another Canadian icon! Do absolutely listen to everything, but my personal reccommendations are Testimony (1980) and Shadows on a Dime (1984). (L)

25. Gina Young - Alt/qcore. Active 2002-present. Intractable (2002) is my darling, but She’s so Androgynous deserves a mention, too. (U)

26. Doria Roberts - Folk. Active 1995-present. Woman Dangerous (2006), and I absolutely cannot stress this enough. Incredible record. (L)

27. Alix Dobkin - Folk. Active 1973-2021 (<3). Lavender Jane Loves Women (1973) and Living with Lesbians (1975) (which have been helpfully merged on Spotify /s) are absolute indusputiable classics. (L)

28. Sara Renberg - Indie. Active 2018-present. (U) Night Sands (2018) !

29. Melissa Etheridge - Rock. Active 1985-present. Yes I Am (1993) times 7000. For real. Absolute indusputiable need-to-listen. Brave and Crazy (1989). Your Little Secret (1995). Everything. (L)

30. Phranc - punk/folk. Active 1970s-present. I’m going to point out Goofyfoot (1995), both because it’s incredible but also it’s the only one easy to find on streaming lmao. (L)

Have fun!

[foreverinthepagesofhistoryy]

Ok but why was I half expecting Sofia on the joke about dragging Alix to the cupboard to be like, “Wouldn’t it be fun Ali! I could bring you tea and some fruit and we could talk through the wall?” 😭😭 wotc Sofia is superior. All in all this chapter was unique, loved seeing Alix with her mother. Although I am definitely sensing some parental favorites here😭😭 like Alix is the apple of her fathers eye (I loved the tiny snippet we got of them at the gala party) and it seems like Alix’s mother loved Alix, as any mother would, but maybe she just had a special place for Peter knowing what he’s going through? Definitely can see Alix’s perspective on a lot of things, the whole analyzing her mothers face when she was little 😭 but I can definitely see Alix getting to the breaking point with Peter. I would be 😂. What were some parts you liked? I know everyone always asks you that, but as a English major I love asking that question too🤫

Omg u literally took the words out of my head and put them in my inbox lmao. This ask is like low key perfect 😍💕

I agree that WOTC Sofia is superior LMAOO. She is like the perfect younger sister that we all need, while also being a comedic genius. My honest wish tho is to know if real Sofi is like WOTC Sofi, I always feel like she’s a tad shy in public, but maybe she is like this at home when we don’t see her?

Oh anon you guys can always ask me this question! Some of my fav parts in this chapter have to be when Alix is leaving and Leo literally just like won’t let go of her and just wants to cling to her forever. LIKE GURL I FEEL U SO MUCH!!! Ugh I’m such a hopeless romantic sometimes for fictional couples (as we all are lmao) 🫶💕🥲

Thank you for asking!!!

[orioncore]

hi alix !! i heard you do cosplay so i was wondering if you had any tips or anything like that for someone who wants to start doing it ? also sorry if im bothering you w this or if its too vague ;w;

ur not bothering me at all!! don't worry!!

as for tips.... probably finding costumes online is the easiest way to get started, there's a LOT of cosplay websites you can use that have the outfits and the wigs, some sites are probably have higher quality stuff but that also would come with higher prices + shipping cost

there's probably a lot of tutorials for wig styling on YouTube too, and also more professional cosplayers to give like. better advice than me HAHA

if you want, I can scour for resources that my school's cosplay club pres gave which include websites for contacts and outfits!! I can dm them to u on disc if so

oh and this is just a personal thing for me, but when I'm picking a character to cosplay I try to choose one I really like resonate with and am willing to spend time like. working on haha

but make sure you're having fun first and foremost!! love u yuumi :)) thank u for coming to me :))

[lightningmickqueen]

okay YOU smash or pass the entire grid seeing as you want to answer alix's asks. you little clout thief

hi alix <3 so excited for this opportunity

max: he should not be as hot as he is...yes. there is something about him that is like..anyway yes.

charles: p2 in my heart AND in the sheets. absolutely yes. right now asap immediately.

checo: no thanks he's married and has the aura of a 90 year old man in a 32 year old body

george: no but i'd consider sending him a boob pic for bants. although he has nice hands so if i was drunk and he was paying for the drinks...maybe.

carlos: if i was like 8 drinks deep yeah. he's got so much hair on him tho i couldn't sober?? i KNOW he's like 'objectively attractive' or whatever but to me it'd be like sleeping with bigfoot and i'm really not into monster sex or whatever

lewis: SMASH. he intimidates tf out of me but if given the chance i would smash so fast i'd be a 7 time wsc (world smashing champion)

lando: i still think he makes cat noises so no...but also there's this one gifset after singapore i know alix mentioned it too. and his HANDS. so maybe if i was blindfolded

esteban: pass in favour of a piggyback ride and breaking into a cemetery at night to eat snacks and judge the old graves

fernando: pass i'm so sorry i'm not into geriatric men and i'm unable to hide disgust on my face :(

valtteri: smash tho i don't know Why. but like a drunken smash

seb: smash and then we'd get married so i can get regular smashing. i want to lick him and idc where. mwah. beloved. stole my heart when i was 12 and u know what? i've never looked back <3 also i had a dream once where we did it against a wall and i'd like to do that

daniel: smash so i can text the gc that i did

pierre: i had these DREAMS a few months ago so...smash so many times. also his face is Made to be sat on sorry i dont make the rules just report them

kmag: pass like he is every race ty

lance: i was going to say no but like... he was so bf material before he cheated AND he has a tattoo that's actually really hot AND has nice hands so like...smash

mick: he is so hot to me my hottest man alive i'd smash so fast he is everything mwah fuck me on the regular i love everything about u xx

yuki: i KNOW he fucks and i know he is good at it but like we r the same height

zhou: yes PLEASE smash it would be so fun i feel like it's the best time

alex: smash but only if lily is there too. alex is definitely super awkward and also lily is so hot and awesome. actually alex can just watch

latifi: pass like williams passed on him

nyck: yeah he smiled at me once and it changed the course of my life so SMASH

hulk: smash. hulk smash!

mitch evans: he smells so good i want him on top of me asap rn immediately (smash!)

[sanguineterrain]

listen sanne, listen.

you know I’m not into stranger things, I don’t read eddie or steve fics. but the one you just posted intrigued me…..and I’m so glad I read it

I loved it so much 🥺 it’s so so good! the internal voice of reader? the questioning, the way you put doubts into such pretty words, that sweet curiosity! and, and the way Eddie talks to them 🥺

This piece warmed my heart and left the sweetest butterflies in my chest 😭

AAH alix i'm so glad!!! omg i was able to persuade the loki queen to check out an eddie fic??? 🥺🥺

thank u sm i had a lot of fun writing that reader. may or may not have been inspired by myself.....i guess we'll never know....

mwah mwah thank u for reading lovie!!!

[thepsychewrites]

hi psyche 💜 did you know, this might be the best Monday of the year: happy Halloween 🎃 !! I hope you have an amazing day, with lots of fun, nice spook and good treats! I wish you a good week too, one blessed with kindness and comfort, to ease you into the new month ahead. Lots of love!! ✨💛

oh goodness, thank you alix😭

today has been off to a rocky start, so this was lovely to see in my inbox :,) love u lots, sending u all the kisses 😚😚 mwah mwah!!

have a spooky good day n be safe! 🤍 happy halloween 🧛🏼‍♀️🎃

[iliyad]

musical roulette tagged by @tolstayas​! tysm alix!

rules: put your entire music library on shuffle and list the first 10 songs that come up, then tag 10 others to do the same. (i'm including my favourite bits from each song like alix djhsk)

1. high hopes (panic! at the disco) "burn your biographies / rewrite your history" 2. alors on danse (stromae) "et là tu t’dis que c’est fini car pire que ça ce serait la mort / qu’en tu crois enfin que tu t’en sors quand y en a plus et ben y en a encore" 3. movement (hozier) "you are a call to motion / there all of you a verb in perfect view" 4. breath of life (florence + the machine) "although i wasn't losing my mind / it was a chorus so sublime" 5. human (rag’n’bone man) "i'm no prophet or messiah / you should go looking somewhere higher" 6. for the thrill of it (counterfeit) "too old to love / to young to care / and too dumb to wait" 7. blood // water (grandson) "i am the people / i am the storm / i am the riot / i am the swarm / when the last tree's fallen / the animal can't hide / money won't solve it / what's your alibi?" 8. white flag (bishop briggs) "patience is wearing thin, paper thin / promises broke again, what a sin" 9. madness (ruelle) "cut me deep, these secrets and lies / storm in the quiet" 10. take me to church (hozier) "in the madness and soil of that sad earthly scene / only then i am human"

tagging: @adrestias​ @sesoneonz​ @applejee​ @undomiels​ @galadrils​

[sunflowerbloomss]

alix @tolstayas tagged me to do this 2020 summary and wheee i’m having fun :))

good memory: when my team won the team of the year in the scouts :’) the year started with us constantly fighting and me telling them off but we all really grew and became really good friends!!

favourite song of the year: DEFINITELY borderline by tame impala!!! the whole album is perfect but this one...... chefs kiss

favourite game of the year: i don’t really do this gsffgj i managed to win an among us game once so i’ll go with among us

favourite movie: i don’t remember anything about movies this year tbh i think maybe little women????? if it came out in 2020????? god no idea

favorite book: tsoa didn’t come out in 2020 but i read it in 2020 and yeah it definitely deserve the title. brain damage

something i’m proud of: turned in a 58 page long seminar which i finished in the first lockdown :3

pick something, anything: i learned to bake a lot this year and i’m much more confident in the kitchen so that’s also a good thing!!

i tag @vlindervin7 @floraflorenzi @fatoujallows @fatoujallow @joelcoen @your-local-bi and honestly if you want to do this you can say i tagged you!!

[kafkaesquegf]

rules: tag 9 people you’d like to know better!

tagged by @tolstayas !! je t’aime 

top four ships: uhh i haven’t been too into shipping lately but 

kaz brekker x inej ghafa (six of crows)

cris soto peña x joana bianchi (skam españa)

pierre bezukhov x natasha rostova (war and peace)

enjolras x grantaire (les misérables) 

last song: i can’t be with you by the cranberries

last movie: the man from u.n.c.l.e.

reading: les misérables by victor hugo

what food are you craving right now? honestly i’m in the mood to just shove white rice into my mouth with reckless abandon

tagging: @guildnstrn @tragedycamp @godskmart @frogandtoadpdf @flareprince @sneez @goosemixtapes @novellafoscaris @nirauan but don’t feel like u have to!! its just for fun only do it if u want to

[caitlinsnow-yayyy]

Miracuclass working at McDonalds would include...

(inspired by the wonderful @sketchy-panda bringing an AU of a Miraculous/McDonalds crossover, I present to you what chaos I imagine would ensue if the entire class worked at McDonalds. :D)

This is also my 2,000th post!!!

Chloe wanted to speak to the manager

It was so she could fire them

So she’s the manager

Adrien is that one employee that looks far too happy all the time for the setting they’re in but he’s just vibin so we don’t disrespect

“Hi there!!! 😊😊😃😃 I hope you’re having a ✨wonderful✨ day, welcome to McDonalds!! 🤩🤩”

Rose helps Adrien take orders since they’re literally embodiments of positivity

Marinette is usually tasked with either folding boxes or being at the window since she can’t set anything on fire that way

Alya is in the kitchen managing stuff and cooking a good majority of the food with Nathaniel, Ivan, and Sabrina as helpers

Nath will sometimes doodle on the nugget boxes

Sabrina is called on by Chloe regularly bring her chicken mcnuggets

Alya is the Gordon Ramsay of Maccies

“WHERE’S THE BBQ SAUCEEEEEE” - Alya, at some point

Nino just kinda vibes at the register with Alix 

There was one time a really bratty kid came in and the really stressed parent looked like they needed a Break™

Nino’s solution???

He farted on the kid’s Happy Meal box and everyone was in the floor laughing about it after work when they found out

You could walk in and all these teenagers who are running this McDonalds are just in the floor laughing hysterically over toilet humor

Juleka is the janitor

She gives people death stares as they walk in for fun and actually enjoys keeping the place clean

Rose takes out orders to people who had to wait so they’ll come back because some waits can take up to an hour with this bunch

Kim and Max,,,, don’t actually work there

Max will walk in with Chick-Fil-A (where he works) and make sure everyone notices him 

He’ll be as obnoxious as possible while eating

Kim just plays on the PlayPlace all day

If they need an extra hand they’ll put him up to it

One time he burned his hand in the deep fryer because he wanted the, and I quote, “freshest nuggies this world has ever seen”

He was in the hospital for third degree burns afterward

Ivan came to his room just to laugh at him and then left for work

“Marinette looks so cute in a McDonald’s hat...” - Adrien

He has no idea that was caught on camera

Lila was banned for life as soon as Chloe took ownership

Why? Cuz she could

Gabriel learns that Adrien’s working the job for free and tries to buy the McDonald’s so he can fire everyone else and give all their paychecks to Adrien

Nino’s solution???

He sets the McDonalds on fire one night after everyone’s gone

I hope you all enjoyed this!! <333333 Thank u Sketchy for letting me make this!!

[a-chlolix-blog]

Jessica Keynes/Sparrow/Eagle in the Bee Sisters au

Jess first meets Zoé when she saves her from danger as Sparrow while Knightowl had to be Audrey's bodyguard for abit.

At this point, Zoé knows she's into girls and believes Sparrow's a guy.

The two end up going to the same school together and Zoé develops quite the crush on Jess and thinks Sparrow's a cool friend.

Jess is crushing hard on Zoé as well, but can't risk her finding out she's Sparrow for her safety.

Zoé often finds herself having friendly talks with Sparrow until she brought up that she finally met Audrey.

Sparrow: Wow. Audrey Bourgeois' your mother?!

Zoé: Yeah...

Sparrow: I am so sorry you have to deal with that!

Zoé: She never visits, so it's fine.

Sparrow: WOW!

When their school gets attacked one day, Jessica and Zoé are seperated from their classmates.

With just Zoé there to see her, Jess transforms into Sparrow & calls Knightowl for help. Zoé even helps by finding away out for the others.

The two then start dating after that day.

Jess: My mom can't know that you know I'm Sparrow. We've kept this secret for so long.

Zoé: I understand Jess, you two gotta make sure the states feel safe and secure.

Jess teaches Zoé how to skateboard and gelp guitar. Those are their favorite date activities.

While talking to Chloé from New York, Zoé talks about Jess a lot, but doesn't slip up and reveal her hero identity.

Zoé even tells Jess about Chloé and how she can't wait for the two to meet.

When Zoé leaves for Paris, Jess writes the "I❤U" on her shoe and gives her a kiss before the blonde meets up with Audrey and drives off to the airport.

When Zoé's in Paris, she talks to Jess every single day and even tells her about becoming Vesperia.

For the whole French American Friendship week event, Chloé makes sure Zoé goes with them (with help from André) on the trip to reunite with her girlfriend, friends, and even her dad.

Jess isn't as upset with watching after the school cause Zoé's there with her.

When the rooftop party happens, Chloé goes with them and watches happily as Zoé and Jess catch up.

When it comes to the magical hotdog scenes, Zoé and Chloé split one and when they eat it, pretty bubbles appear around them.

Jess, walking up to Zoé: Just when I thought you couldn't get any prettier!

Zoé, blushing while giggling: Why thank you!

Chloé, teasingly: I'm still here you know.

Zoé then whispers to Jess to play the song that was played at Chloé's party and she does just that.

All the couples start dancing while Chloé watched Alix talk with Max about something.

Zoé and Jess notice this and go into action.

- Zoé texts Alix, telling her to turn around. She does this and waves at Chloé. Chloé blushes and waves back.

- Zoé then grabs Chloé's wrist and flings her towards Alix, who grabs Chloé's hands before she could fall.

- Zoé watches as Chloé and Alix dance while Jess plays the music.

Alix, teasingly: Nice bubbles by the way!

Chloé, pouty: Well, what power did your hotdog give you?

Alix: I actually didn't get one, ran out before I could.

Chloé: I would've shared my half if I knew!

Alix with a smug look: Appreciate the thought, but I don't think beauty bubbles would suit me as much.

Chloé, blushing and giggling: Shut it!

After the night of fun, the next day brings nothing but danger.

The whole thing with the heroes happen and Zoé tries her hardest to cheer up Jess.

When Sparrow and Uncanny Valley have to step due to the other heroes being effected, Zoé's watching while being worried for Jess. With Chloé being there to comfort her.

Chloé, hugging Zoé: Don't worry, Zoé! I'm sure Jess and her sister won't get caught in the crossfire.

Unaware that Jess is dodging missiles on live TV.

She only calms down when Jess removes her Sparrow attire and uses the Eagle Miraculous.

Everyone but Zoé is shocked by the reveal, and Chloé notices this.

Chloé, shouting: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS SPARROW?!

Zoé: It wasn't my secret to tell, Chloé.

Chloé, embarrassed: ME AND SABRINA HAVE BEEN COSPLAYING AS YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND HER MOM!!!

Zoé: At least your costumes look great.

Chloé, even more embarrassed: STOP IT!!!

They do the surprise thing for Adrien and Chloé (with Zoé's help) pays gifts for him before leaving back to Paris.

Zoé says her goodbyes to Jess (including a sweet kiss of course) before leaving off to Paris with the others.

Jess talks to Zoé everyday about the things she's finding out about her Miraculous.

Inspired by: @justanotherpersonsuniverse @dcschart @symphonic-scream @princess-of-the-corner

[librarycards]

hi do u have any queer book reccomendations? like specifically in older time periods. not looking for a certain atmosphere i jus wanna read more before school starts. i’m asking cus u seem to read so yeah lol

thank you for asking, i love these types of asks!

For queer/trans period-based books:

First off, the classic: Stone Butch Blues by Leslie Feinberg. Trigger warning for literally every trigger known to mxn and some yet-unknown.

Dread Nation by Justina Ireland (alt-history civil war with zombies. literally my favorite series going rn. Not quite formal queer relationships (though MC is canonically bi), but also, like, queer as all fuck. AS ALL FUCK).

The Prophets by Robert Jones Jr. (get ready to fucking sob. If you're easily triggered by no-holds-barred depictions of slavery, torture, etc., give this one a pass)

Hood by Emma Donoghue (warning: VERY sad. dead lesbians abound. well, mainly one dead lesbian, but still.)

The Pull of the Stars by Emma Donoghue (you might be interested in her work in general!)

Paul Takes the Form of a Mortal Girl by Andrea Lawlor

The Vanishing Half by Brit Bennett

Bird-Eyes by Madelyn Arnold (****potentially very triggering for psych survivors / survivors of conversion abuse)

The Bull-Jean Stories by Sharon Bridgforth (stories in verse)

Wildthorn by Jane Eagland (wow EXTREMELY on brand of me to be obsessed with this book as a kid)

How Much of these Hills is Gold by C Pam Zhang.

Annie On My Mind by Nancy Garden (the OG YA lesbian book I guess?)

The Once and Future Witches by Alix E Harrow (more fun spec/alt-history!!)

Oranges Are Not the Only Fruit by Jeanette Winterson (the other lesbian OG?)

The Prosperine Papers by Jan Clausen

Plain Bad Heroines by Emily Danforth

Hope you find something you like!

[orioncore]

HI HII ORION ALIX ORIONCORE I AM ALSO LOVEMAILING U BECAUSE ( whispering ) ur my favourite OK dont tell anyone . but i love talkign to u any chance i get !! youre ideas are genuinely so impressive to me and youre one of my biggest inspirations with creating anything . i think its so awesome like actually . i am so glad we are friends alix and i mean it . this image is like us :) ily

NIKOOOOO OUUUUUU THAT MAKES ME SO HAPPY THANK YOU SO MUCH......I LOVE YOU TOO AND TALKING WITH YOU IS SOSOSO FUN......UR AMAZING IN EVERY WAY NIKO .....

im so happy to be ur friend too auuu youre too sweet to me I can't take it (pos)

[oigimi]

Jekyll!!! Hugs!!! Sorry I've been gone a while...life is hard sometimes...

Anyways I was hoping I can request Alix x reader!!! Like her reaction when she finds out the reader has a crush on her!!!

Hugs!!! Hope you're having a wonderful day!!! 💗💗💗

Oh but it's officially Monday 😅 ahhhhhhh why did I have to fall asleep!!!!

Please feel free to ignore I don't mind!!!

Also how are you??? Hugs!!! Missed you!!!

posted!!! this was my favorite ask in awhile, thank you!! i missed seeing u in my inbox!!!

i felt, life's been kind of rough for me too >.< i'm doing fine, i just have so many papers to write and work related things.... it's good to always make time for the fun stuff tho!

i hope u have a good day/week and thank u again for the ask!!!