#this was a lot funnier in my head....

[egelskop]

face time

[astrallar]

"the WHAT"

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

‘Poseidon left a party in Ethiopia because the sea vibes went rancid after Odysseus set sail’ feels like a bit I would make up, but no. That actually happened.

[zivazivc]

do you think freesia and jd would ever get back together? or will they stay sort-of friends?

I'm not going to lie, I kinda like the idea of them starting to date again and seeing where it takes them. 🙈 freesia sneaked into my heart for some reason (she kind of started this new trend of mine where i make ocs that were created to be dicks and then me just getting protective of them and trying to reason out their awful behavior kasjsdj)

also their ship already has a #1 hater and #1 supporter, both of which are doing it for the wrong reasons...

[sgt-tombstone]

Soap, texting: they stole my blood, LT

Ghost: they what?

Soap: they stole my fucking blood 😡

Ghost: did you have to get bloodwork done?

Soap: nae, they took my blood and they won’t give it back 😤

Ghost: fuckin hell Soap, stop being a menace at medical

Soap: aye you’re one to talk

Ghost: not another word sergeant

Gaz: you guys realize this is a group chat… right?

[stringbeanartist]

Oo-oo-oa-oa

[robotsafari]

rescue operation going real smoothly

bonus under the cut:

aqua will never be ballin—

OH MY GOD SHES BALLIN ‼️‼️‼️

[a-teacup-of-golden-cracks]

System whose collective name is James because all the headmates are named Jame send post

[rinwhore]

[cassettess]

“My watch is broken, my guitar strings broke, and I don’t get any messages on my beeper! All because of YOU…”

They walked so Sonic and Shadow could run

[macksartblock]

No way he’d be as capable as Hermie in the “sneak into rival school and seduce a student to steal the mascot” plan

[kakujis]

me after anyone asks if i can do literally anything:

[snoozeeroo]

Just a fun observation Conan, nothing to worry about! 🍷 ⭐

[royboyfanpage]

I think the world needs more positivity, so what are your funniest comic moments?

A few moments that make me giggle

[app1es0uce]

Odysseus says “Eurylochus, light up six torches” but never specifically says to hand them out. Of course, Eurylochus is smart enough to fill in the blanks and hand them out, but what if Eurylochus just lit six torches and held all of them, looking to Odysseus like “Alright, now what, Captain?”

[yeenybeanies]

i keep thinkin about giants not knowing how to properly eat certain fruits. like, not knowing that you’re supposed to peel an orange, or cut around the big seed in a mango. bc why would they know this? fruits are a small little treat that they just pop in their mouth like a piece of candy.

giant: why does orange flavor taste good, but every time i eat an actual orange, it’s bitter

human: what are you talking about

giant: it’s always bitter!

human: the peel is bitter, but you don’t eat that.

giant:

giant: the peel?

human: do… do you not peel oranges before you eat them

giant: you don’t just eat them whole??

human:

human:

giant: don’t—

human: [takes off running]

giant: wait no gET BACK HERE—