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clammy ganon will become a fixture to my vocabulary now. excellent

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Handler Walter: "I have a business meeting, stay home and don't get in any trouble while I'm gone"

The sexy lady voice only I can hear in my head because I'm her special boy: "load yourself in a cargo transport railgun and launch yourself to a different continent"

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Handler Walter: "I have a business meeting, stay home and don't get in any trouble while I'm gone"

The sexy lady voice only I can hear in my head because I'm her special boy: "load yourself in a cargo transport railgun and launch yourself to a different continent"

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"Got a job for you, 621. This one's coming to us from the BALLS corporation. They want you to blow up Arquebus's zoo of critically endangered animals they use to mine Coral. This is gonna be tough, 621. Get to work."

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"Got a job for you, 621. This one's coming to us from Arquebus. In retaliation for BALLS blowing up their zoo, they want you to vaporize BALLS's orphan factory (the factory where they make orphans)."

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Imagine meeting the most handsome goofiest genderweird butch you've ever seen and she has a dedicated probably monogamous boyfriend who to be fair is actually a pretty cool dude and you're devastated that you can't shoot your shot. Then you find out that up until last year boyfriend was certain he was gay and then he met this handsome goofy genderweird butch and was like oh I like women. Or at least women who are also men sometimes. So I'm bisexual. Also to make things more confusing they're both veterans who are actually pretty staunchly anti-military and hate every admiral they've ever encountered and the butch only went into the military because she desperately needed healthcare coverage for her father and the boyfriend was like. A legacy military brat who realized this is all pretty fucked actually. Congratulations you have encountered modern day Mulan and Li Shang

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hiiiiii :)

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The princess of "the exact middle line between darkness and light" has ordered a glass of water

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there was winston arizona at the store

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Im a gay queer fag homosexual

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rb to draw a :3 on a mutual’s arm

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@transit-fag has been popping off on their posts lately and I literally love that for them so much

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Giant snake girls require giant burgers.

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'do you think you're superior for not using AI in your work' thank you for asking! yes i do

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you are fucking died. game oval.

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i've reached the level of notoriety where if i shitpost about someone on tumblr they'll hear about it, follow me back, call me out live on stream and then make me a vip on their channel